#they’re both autistic

[yaolmao]

What everyone actually got from the recent episode:

[nogodsnomorales]

[ariariari-freehounreal]

Wheatley completely misreads Chells expression (it was one of endearment)

That is a thought bubble, she can’t speak

[soaqrudyz]

soapgaz debating on a movie to watch one night, about to give up and just turn on whatever’s on cable, before a passing recruit suggests bill and ted’s excellent adventure. they’d never heard of it before and decided it must be better than animal planet or a footie match neither of them cared about.

collectively, they decide it’s the best movie they’ve ever watched. the shitty effects, the 80s american slang, the pure stupidity of the two main characters, it’s amazing.

they make price and ghost watch it with them, cackling like madmen the entire time, sitting criss cross the on the floor in front of the tv like toddlers. they look to the older men with expectant smiles when the movie ends, practically vibrating in excitement.

“you know they made a second part, right?” ghost asks.

he comes to regret that.

it’s all the two talk about, those horrendously stupid movies, together and apart. they’ll only leave each other’s side by saying “catch you later, dude!” when they get excited they do air guitars, any time one of them come in contact with a hostile on missions they’ll snicker and murmur “lad thinks he’s chuck de nomolos” they start using the slang unironically, rad and excellent and heinous become a part of their regular vocabulary

they both practically explode when they find out there’s an animated series. they stay up all night binging it, and then they watch the movies again, even if they pass out during abraham lincoln’s speech on san dimas.

price thinks it’s stupid, ghost thinks it’s endearing. neither of them say anything though, because why would they take away something that brings the sergeants so much joy?

(they’re on leave the night of halloween. gaz dresses up as bill and soap dresses up as ted, both of them doing their best accent. right before they press play on their movie there’s a knock on the door. it’s ghost, fully decked out as rufus, he’ll never forget the smiles he got for that.)

[midnights-dragon]

They are LITERALLY the exact same character

[stridersword]

muahaha

[alicethenobody]

Ok but like. Min is such a goofball because not only is he also wearing a notepad but he complains that his doesn’t have cool drawings on it. He’s so unserious.

[autistic-fool-with-ideas]

I gave in

[oversensitiveandoffputting]

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic

[southasianpercy]

perleo

leo valdez drawn by @cryptidw00rm

percy jackson drawn by @linaisbluepancake

[neilpissyrega]

get this guy an autism diagnosis NOW!!!!!!!!

[larrycommitsarson]

Guess which creature decided to get back on his SalAsh bullshit? That’s right gamers, it’s me :)

I’m very normal about them (they spin in my mind 24/7)

[althegames]

My only two tumblr mutuals I have are an irl friend I met at a Cosplay course like three years ago and the other is someone I met in a discord server I’m now a moderator in 9 months ago and I don’t know which is worse

[aco1yte]

a venn diagram of manic pixie dream girls and tumblr sexymen is a circle

[spacefinch]

Phoebe and Dorothy Ann!

The girls ever!

[doctorsiren]

I would love to see more dadworth and dadnix, especially to Apollo and Athena

very important ask methinks