#they're basically the same

[pizza-scrybe]

you know what? fuck you *unhovers your p03*

[optimistic-autistic]

they would be besties and you can't convince me otherwise

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

im too old to be learning stuff now. if i needed to know that they woulda told me in 8th grade

[bixels]

The Piedra sisters.

Born and raised in a small mining town in New Mexico. Calida and María Molina have stayed behind to support their parents while Rosita and Madelina have gone off to pursue their dreams. Madelina recently obtained her Ph.D. in geology from Las Cruces College. Rosita works as a baking apprentice and entertainer in Ponyville, Nebraska. Madelina is the eldest, Calida the middle child, and Rosita and María Molina (non-identical) twins.

[nashvillehotchicken]

LOVING the unintentional comedy of the WorldCat and the ASAN logos looking so similar

[flowers-and-fichte]

I have come to a conclusion

Napoleon was basically Woody from Toy Story. Don't get it? Hear me out.

Both were into being In Charge™ and were pretty much well-loved for a bit.

Both had good leadership qualities and were disliked by some.

Our smol (and I mean that because I am 5'8") French boi once went up to Goethe and told him "you are a man" and I can imagine it being said the same way as "YOU! ARE! A! TOY!"

Also they both have horses and have done the "ride like the wind" pose.

You're welcome.

[julia-loves-cupcakes]

AW little guy !!!

OH he's a little bit fucked up actually ..

[lamentable-comedy]

so anyway snowbaz at watford are basically that one kate beaton comic

[royalarchivist]

Luzu: Yeah, you know, I told people that I would happily make some dictionaries so that you guys have expressions to use, like you can have a book in your inventory that you open to have like basic Spanish stuff, I'm gonna mess his one, like his -

Phil: Oh yes, please.

Luzu: - book up, and I'm gonna make all like, have no meaning.

Phil: Please give him like, a - a silly book, a - give him a silly one.

Luzu: Yeah. How do I pronounce his name, Wilbur, or Wilb? Or Wil?

Phil: You got it right the first time! Yup, it's Wilbur.

Luzu: Oh yeah? Alright.

Phil: Yup yup! Or just Wil. Either - either works.

Luzu: I wanna have to find a way to, yeah, have a cold revenge. Like, he - he may be laughing today, and, "heehee, haha!" we did like this small joke, and in 20 days I'm gonna destroy everything that he loves in this server.

[miguxadraws]

did this just so i dont sleep without drawing anything today

demon and nun au by @spitinsideme

[ljesak]

sonas!!!

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE YURI BEAM, fems your fukutora

[brainrotcharacters]

"found your new anchor being"

"and we're doing just fine, you piece of shit"

[sceebybeeby]

a very artistically inclined family

[onebizarrekai]

♪ blue's theme - ALL OF THEM (mostly)

mr. character development's tangible rehab from a stupidly evil power hungry bastard who has committed treason against every country to an idiot pacifist with a zebra print fedora, a moped and a license to teach yoga

( note: the 'mostly' comes from two things; one, the very very first version of this song sucked, and two, there are versions that are mostly identical )

[captainjonnitkessler]

It's kind of fucked up that every time an evangelical goes off about how those godless commies/queers/liberals are trying to destroy America and the church, tumblr embraces it whole-heartedly - Yeah, we're gonna attack and dethrone god! Yeah, we're satanic rebels intent on overthrowing the angelic hierarchy! Yeah, we're godless commies/queers/liberals and we're gonna destroy the entire fabric of American society!

And then as soon as anyone actually tries to criticize organized religion and the role it plays in the oppression of basically everyone it's suddenly a bunch of handwringing about how "ugh, you're just an edgy atheist, you only think that way because you're only familiar with Christianity (which is the Bad religion), any criticism of religion whatsoever is actually an attack on me and my community and so it's actually really harmful for you to say things like that."

And it's especially hypocritical coming from a website that complains so much about how any social justice movement eventually gets watered down and turned into a cheeky aesthetic, undermining its ability to effect actual change. Sorry that I actually believe in working to dismantle religious hegemony and wasn't just saying it as a quirky "fuck you" to a mega-pastor on twitter.