#they're both sober saying this btw

[vegasandhishedgehog]

Pete: I just put one and three together.

Porsche: Hell yeah. Two.

[greasyghosts]

Hiii, I saw that you're going to make a part 2 of the "when they're drunk" ? Is it possible for you to do Sigma as well in it please 🥺? Ofc, if you don't want to, thats completly fine as well. Your writing is super amazing btw, I really enjoy reading it! <3

Omg thank you anon, you're so sweet!

Ofc I'll do sigma, thank you for popping in!

❝ when they're drunk part 2 ❞

Part 1 here!

Featuring: Sigma, Fyodor, and Ango

A/n: I know so little about Sigma character, so im so sorry if it's ooc, ALL SFW BTW!! Smut reqs can be made :)

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Sigma:

He works at a casino so obviously he's gonna be around it a lot

Super responsible even so

Never drinks on job and also never really drinks enough to get drunk

But let's say this, yall we're having fun on a night out, and he accidentally drank more than what he can normally handle

Super sweet, showers you with compliments (already does when he's not drunk)

Gets super protective? Even if you guys are alone, he still needs to be by you at all times

Super embarrassed about it when he wakes up and remembers that he even got drunk in the first place

Your loving boyfriend set up a date for both of you, with him being so busy and overworked, he felt that it was time he set up a day or two where he could just focus on you.

"How is it?" Sigma asked. A sweet smile full of adoration laced his lips

Your eyes flicked up, mouth full of deliciousness. "It's good!" You muffled out

He'd chuckle lightly before taking a sip of his water.

"I missed seeing you like this, I apologize. Work has been.. absorbing, to say the least."

You'd shake your head, a smile pulling at the corners of your lips

"Don't apologize, love. I understand. " God, was he grateful to have you.

After the two of you paid and left, you'd suggest heading out to a bar and after... well, that's where we pick up.

Sigma kissed your head as soon as you made it back to your home, "Thank you, you're so pretty," tipsy words spilling from his mouth when you'd help him into your bedroom.

He was sober enough to change by himself, so you did your own thing before returning to the bedroom with Sigma sprawled on the bed

You'd shake his shoulder a bit, "Hey.. I gotta get in, too," giggling as his eyes snapped open at the sound of your voice, immediately making room for you next to him.

When you finally pulled the blanket over your body, Sigmas arms found themselves wrapping around you protectively, almost as if you'd disappear.

He'd let out a huff, "Some.. guy-.. he kept staring at you.."

When you heard this, you were certainly shocked, to say the least. Sigma was never the jealous type.. but I guess that changes when he gets tipsy

Stroking his hair as you speak, "I didn't even notice darling. You were my sole focus." You'd reassure him that you loved him and that you only had eyes for him.

At this, he finally seemed to settle down, "I love you," whispered from his lips as he closed his eyes

Falling asleep in eachothers arms, the excitement of the night finally wearing off into the night.

When he'd finally wake up, he'd rub his face in embarrassment at the fact that he was even drunk in your presence (he's so adorable ACK)

Please comfort him and tell him it's alright :)

Fyodor:

Mfs a day drinker-

There's no way he gets drunk even REMOTELY easy

Like.. if you've read part 1, you know that I said that like dazai and kunikida have very high tolerances..

But let me tell you, fyodor solos them both.

I don't even know if this man can get drunk ngl

And if he does, it's so subtle

A drunken smile and flirting is the most you're gonna get from him

It was a busy day. Running around, collecting papers, settling petty disputes.. who knows.

Seeing your boyfriend was the only thing keeping you walking at the moment, but as soon as you opened the door to his office... oof

You'd see him press the edge of his glass to his lips, bottles of wine tucked away somewhere

His eyes met yours before they trailed down your figure

"Busy day?" He asked, though he already knew, he had to make conversation of something.

You'd simply nod before slumping in a chair, "drinking a lot?" Which made Fyodor chuckle a bit before setting down his glass

"Well, I had to do something while waiting for you, myshka." Intertwining his fingers

You realized that his face has a prominent flush the closer you stepped to his desk.

Pushing his stray hairs away from his face, you'd lean in to place a kiss of his forehead

As you pulled away, Fyodor would pull you back in by the collar singlehandedly, meeting your lips to his.

He tasted of the red wine he'd been drunk off of, but to you, the taste was a different type of intoxicating. Especially when it came from him.

When you finally left the warmth of his lips, you couldn't tell if his cheeks had gotten redder or not, but the sly smile he had on his face definitely did.

All I will say is that you two definitely had some quality relaxation after that- (p.s if yall want a separate smut for him, that's a continuation of this, please ask! I'm trying to keep this little series sfw :D)

Ango:

We all know he doesn't drink often

Manages his alcohol very very well

And on top of that, with how busy he is, he can't just come to work hungover. His work is intense, and it shows

But since I'm the writer and I have omniscient control... I'll give him mercy

Aka, I'll give him a couple of days off in this segment, obviously not canon. Poor guy never gets a break

To be honest, I think he'd get rlly political when drunk- like, he will just randomly start talking about politics and work, but that's boring, so I won't write it out, but yk

(Ango fanclub wya 😭)

Today was the day Ango came home not entirely worked to the bone for once, letting you in on the fact that he got off of work for a handful of days.

At that news, you went out and grabbed a pack of beer to celebrate

Your dining room was filled with conversation and laughter. It was nice seeing Ango laid back for a change.

When you'd say something particularly funny, and he'd laughed at it with a smile... oh, it just warmed your heart

But then Ango would sigh

"You know, I'm not sure if I'll ever get a chance like this with you again." He spoke before taking a swig of his beer

Of course, you knew this already. That's why you were celebrating in the first place, because you knew how much he needed to relax and have fun.

"I know Ango, let's spend these days to the fullest.. 'kay?" Holding his hand in yours as you spoke

He'd smile at you before pushing his glasses up "Well then we should head to bed before I embarrass myself." he'd chuckle

As the two of you walked to your shared bedroom, he'd wrap an arm around your frame, holding you close to his.

The same thing happened when you and Ango got comfortable in bed, his chin rested on top of your head, sleeping soundly.

A/n: I apologize for angos being so short, and I also apologize for Nikolai not being here, I had so much trouble writing him in character that I just scrapped it.. I might just settle for an ooc ver for him and add it later. Who knows... ANWAYS PLZ LEAVE SUGGESTIONS, CHARACTERS, OR PROMPTS!! thank you for reading!!

[glitchadeli]

Alright... this is the one part of my AU I always get anxious talking about.. I've said it before that Gum was young when he became a dad but I still always worry people are going to take it the wrong way..? Idk. So.. I'm gonna ramble, please read ALL of it before you judge or something??? I also tend to repeat myself so.. sorry if it sounds repetitive. 

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***TW:*** Depression / Underage Drinking / Teen Pregnancy 

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In my AU; Gum and Penny broke up when they were still 12 (timeline wise it's shortly after the ending of the show / Rob disappears. I'll go into Rob's timeline eventually but anyway!) - They remain friends over the years, Penny being there for Gum through his bad times (this has to do with Rob, again I'll explain eventually. To put it simply, Gum goes through a rough time with Rob being missing.) When he was 16, Gum goes to a party to distract himself from his sadness (Darwin kinda forced em' to go, it was some high school party, lots of the kids from school were there.) - but when he got there he didn't really talk much. He mostly just sat on the couch alone while everyone else was having a good time. 

Penny approaches, seeing him alone on the couch that’s off to the corner so she sits with him. Asking him what’s wrong and he starts crying. She gives a gentle, friendly kiss to his temple, and then someone trips, spilling their drink all over Gumball. Penny takes him upstairs to the bathroom to get him cleaned up since she quickly realized he, at some point, drank the spiked punch (which he didn't know was spiked to be fair) and that he’s pretty tipsy.

She remembers she has an extra shirt in her bag and gives it to him. He says thanks and then wanders off to a nearby bedroom. She asks what he’s doing and he says he just wants to lay down, and doesn't feel like socializing. She feels bad leaving him alone in such a state so she asks if he wants her to stay and he says yes. She sits down but he asks “Is.. it weird to ask to cuddle?” and she says no, laying down so she can hold him. 

They talk for a little while, about all kinds of things, and it eventually leads to them looking at each other. Penny wanting to be ‘wanted’ and Gumball wanting some kind of comfort / a distraction from how much he misses Rob, they both lean in for a kiss. They kiss for like.. 2 minutes, but Penny begins to feel a weird feeling in her stomach, yet Gumball was the one to pull away. Admitting he’s just really tired and wants to sleep. (She figures maybe he felt a weird feeling too.) so he nuzzles up to her and falls asleep. 

Waking up about an hour or so later to roll over and proceed to throw up on the floor (and himself.) - the 'drunkenness' still taking effect, he undressed til it was just his underwear and went out onto the roof to sleep. Penny questions him but she doesn't really get far, seeing as he passed out immediately after saying to leave him there. She cleans the mess and decides to ask Masami (whose house it was btw) to stay the night. Masami says sure but “Please make sure he doesn’t fall off the roof. I don’t want to be liable.” The next morning Gumball sobers up and Penny takes him home. 

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Shortly after this, Penny figures out she's pregnant. Now.. I know that makes no sense. All they did was kiss for 2 minutes and cuddle fully clothed. Yeah, this is where my headcanon for Penny's species (shapeshifting fairies) comes in.

See, Penny's species can reproduce when a few factors come into play; her species is… well, they're not around as much. They're not liked when out of their shells so their probability of reproducing lessened as the years went on. In fact, they could only reproduce with themselves many millennia ago but as new generations happened, they could reproduce with something that their DNA, their instincts, feels is a good match. (This is tawog, there doesn't have to be a real deep reason why someone like Gum is chosen but some other people aren't. And look, if Gum and Dar can make an actual baby out of a jar of gross things in a microwave then, stuff like this can happen. It's a fictional world, it doesn't need tons of realism. I mean literally in my AU later on, Gum and Rob have bio kids despite both being biological males. So like, screw realism!) 

Anyway, as for the "why" it happened? To put it simply; “They both wanted something” when they kissed. See, when she broke up with Gumball (because yes, SHE broke it off when they were younger - because she realized Gum had feelings for Rob before he even did. She wanted him to come to terms with it and tell Rob if / when he found him.) It was hard for her to feel.. wanted. Clearly if he likes someone else so much like.. what's "wrong" with her? (Nothing, but she's gonna feel insecure and wonder what was wrong with her for him to move on.) Gum thinking about Rob and wanting to see him again, he wanted a distraction and to not feel so lonely for a second. While Penny's desire was to be wanted. Penny’s body basically misconstrued the equally intense desires (Penny’s longing to be wanted and Gumball’s want for something to distract him from Rob) as an agreement and the prolonged kiss-contact was enough for it to happen. Also since Gumball was unrelated and of a similar age range it mattered not that there were no ... specific activities .. involved. Her body just said “oo connection and correct circumstances? Okay!” - essentially. 

I hope this all makes sense and I want to make something incredibly, crystal clear. I do NOT condone minors drinking / doing unsafe activities / getting pregnant. I also want to say that while Gumball was tipsy when they kissed; he was NOT taken ‘advantage’ of. I would NEVER condone that nor write it in a story. Let me be perfectly clear on that. "Well then why is it in your story?" - because while my AU isn't focused on the "realism" aspect, it doesn't mean 'real situations' can't happen. Teen pregnancies happen, and unfortunately it's often. It’s not something I condone nor do I think it should happen, but it can happen. Another thing to note; it was more-so just Penny's species traits of this almost.. I guess you could say "asexual reproduction" that caused it. I also should mention; she had NO idea that could happen. Her parents never told her about it. They never warned her that their species could do this. (I'm not blaming them btw, I'm just adding in that Penny didn't know this could happen.) So yeah, that’s kinda the long winded explanation of all this. Penny and Gum are about 16/17 (17 by the time Cas is born because their birthdays are in June and Cas was born in November.) If you have questions or concerns, you can ask! (DM me though) but yeah I just.. I’ve been super nervous talking about this specific part of my AU because I don’t want anyone to think I’d condone bad things, of course I don’t. Hence why I made this long post thoroughly explaining everything because I don’t want anything misconstrued. Hope this all makes sense!! ;v;’’ ~

[eskawrites]

top 5 memorable ronance fic scenes?

okay i really really love this bc there are so many scenes that live rent free in my head, i'm so excited. these are in no particular order btw half of them just popped into my head at once

5) from entirely on purpose and according to plan by @dufrau this lil moment:

"It, uh," Robin tried. "It sounds like you've given this some thought." "I give everything a lot of thought," Nancy said. "The timing is right. You said it yourself, it's a summer for harebrained schemes. How about this one: fall in love with me." "That's, um," Robin started. For once she, was way ahead of Nancy. Done and dusted. She had tears in her eyes but Nancy wasn't looking at her. "I'm open to that. That sounds like a good plan. That's... I want that."

idk man i teared up and i had to put my phone down when i first read this. it's just the perfect dialogue to me, it sums up both their characters and everything that happened to get them to this moment (and everything that's going to happen now that they're here) in one cute, tidy little moment. wtf

4) the ending of chapter 4 in like a damaged nerve, like a dark bird by @monstrous-femme

“So you can only change small things?” How horrible, Nancy thinks, to live in a world where nothing of substance can be fixed. Where the same terrible things are doomed to repeat themselves, over and over without end. This, of course, leads to a round of bickering from the boys that leaves no room for other thoughts. “Small things can matter,” she hears Will say, before being drowned out by the others.

in a fic with such a haunting atmosphere this just stuck out as the most haunting thing not because it's eerie or inspires dread or whatever, but because it's such a quiet, crucial moment of hope. 10/10 chapter close

3) the coming out scene in girl that's a friend by ratgirl110 on AO3, which tbh is basically the whole fic. it's so poignant and messy and i love that you can feel the magnetism between nancy and robin as much as you can feel all the trauma and the fear of the future that hangs like a knife over their heads (this is true of both fics in the series, i love them so much)

2) it's too long for an excerpt but the scene in chapter 8 of monster of the week by @freezeveganpolice where nancy and robin and max get drunk and share trauma (oh, not-sober depression bonding should've been on my favorite tropes list)

1) the kiss scene! from Robin Buckley's Expert Field Guide to Catching Fireflies (and Other Childhood Favourites) by @smileweakandwrong !

i'm not gonna put the specific paragraph i'm thinking of because if you haven't read it you should, the payoff is incredible. but it felt so so magical, like a freaking fairy tale the way everything ties together in the end

[writebackatya]

ITS ME IM FIRST are there any moments from your writing inspired by something that happened to you personally??

This is why you're one of the best people in the fandom, thanks!

And yeah, there are some actually

Let's start with Indi-Quack!

So in Under the Influence of Gandra Dee!, Fenton has to sober up for his m'ma after unknowingly vaping a bunch of weed. Something similar happened to me. No, I did not need get high on accident but I did have to sober up fast one time for a parent that was coming home

It was back when I still lived at my dad's house, I had just gotten out of a long day of working retail pharmacy and supposedly had the house for the evening. So yeah I wanted to get high that night. After getting out of work I went out and bought some stuffed nachos for my dinner/high snack and then went back home to get high. In the process of doing so, I get a warning text from my brother who was letting me know that he and dad were coming home. I wouldn't say I was super high, but it was enough to be a concerned and the worry just increased so I was pretty high. Quickly googled different ways to sober up from a high as I Febreezed the room and went with a cold shower. I think it somewhat did the trick, I felt more alert but also pretty awful but that's because I'm not one who takes cold showers that often

I basically felt the way I wrote how Fenton felt after he took that cold shower to sober up, less high than before but in-between this state of high and sober, not fun. Luckily my dad was none the wiser, but my stuffed nachos got cold. :(

I think I did write in the notes of Stuck in the Middle with DEW! about an experience I had with an edible, might as well give out so more deets on that. So that someone I mentioned, was actually a sibling of mine; it was back in college when we were all home for the holidays (ha-ha) she was staying the week with her husband (great guy btw) and yeah they're both stoners too. Anyway, a surprise Christmas present from her was a weed brownie. And it was good, like no joke, my siblings are amazing chefs. But she told me not to eat the whole thing in one go because she put a lot in there. So I ate half of it. Big mistake

Okay. So my bedroom was basically in the basement floor and usally the area I got high in back then, and I kid you not that one moment I was in my bedroom on my bed and the next I was in the living room (which was one floor up) lying on the floor in the middle of a conversation with that sibling who was checking up on me. That was a great high, I'm pretty sure I saw every title card for every Arthur episode I've ever watched in my mind that night

Last Indi-Quack! related one comes from What'd I Miss?!, after I wrote the scene where Gandra tells Della about one time she was high at F.O.W.L. and she could not for the life of her understand what Bradford was saying to her and winged her response and got away it was similar to two other experiences I had

So during the summertime me and another sibling thought we'd have the house for the afternoon to ourselves and you will not believe what happens next. We got high and were going to go chill in the pool. Well we got high in the kitchen and then we heard something that sounded like a car door being opened, I investigate, I see that my dad, step-mom, and half-sister arrive home, I tell my sibling, they don't believe me because this would totally be something I would lie about to just fuck with them, i assure them that it is not and quickly start spraying the room and opening all the windows, they put away the bong, we retreat to the backyard, and just wait

So long story short, they came to the backyard and talked to us and we kept a straight face. But at one point my step-mom goes to something in the backyard and asks me a question about it that I still don't know was. And after having her repeat the question twice I just responded with "Yeah, it seems to be working fine" and got away with it

And while no, I did not get high at work but one year when I was working 2nd shift on Christmas I did smoke like hours before I had to go into work, just a little, honestly just a bowl. And by the time it was for me to go to work, I honestly felt fine. It wasn't till I got to my job and started working that I was giggling, so I was teensy bit high, but I am GREAT at my job so I just played some jazzy Christmas tunes and went to work. Luckily I was by myself for those first few hours of work tho

Now let's talk about stuff more wholesome, two of the Home for the Holidays! stories hit close to home for me, When Siblings Reunite! and It's All Downhill from Here!

The former is basically how it feels to be reunited with my siblings over the holidays but with the Ducks so it's way more cooler and the sledding one is based on sledding with my cousins on Christmas which is literally my favorite thing to do with them when we did do it

The last one I'll share comes from Let's All Go to the Movies! where Dewey is bothering Gandra at the Fight Fighters cabinet (you're welcome, Gravity Falls fans!)

Now look, Dewey is my favorite triplet because I was 100% most like him when I was that age but waaaaaaaaayyy less cool. And looking back now, I probably annoyed waaaaay more people than I thought I did when ever I wouldn't stop bothering people because I was interested in them or just wanted to talk to them about whatever was going through my mind at the time. And yeah, sometimes those people would snap. Not totally lose their cool, but just snap at me in a way made the message clear to me that I was being a nuisance to them at the moment

And look, nowadays I can be quite the snarky person when I'm in a bad mood so I also relate to Gandra here. Just being somewhere you don't really want to be, being with someone who is at a social level where you're not at now while prying into your personal life that you don't really wanna discuss right now.

But here on tumblr with mutuals, never an issue

[darklordofthesimp]

I wanted to write a little something something for ya in theme to Sunshine speaking up about everyone's behaviour and also perhaps an introduction on them dealing with one another. (Btw I feel like after a hot sec, Price will pick up on this and might encourage Sunshine to speak up and will even help get their attention.)

I am terribly sorry if they seem slightly out of character.

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"Alright, everyone listen up!"

The captain's voice rose above the idle chatter, catching everyone's attention. Within seconds, the collective expression amongst 141 morphed to confusion, curiousity, and sober as they caught sight of the firecracker of the group—Sunshine—residing right beside Price. Their natural smirk almost hid the serious glare in their eyes.

"I couldn't help but notice the behaviour Sunshine has received. I want to address that. But I think Sunshine should be the one to speak, so you better bloody well listen up."

The room air immediately shifted to a tense atmosphere, it almost unnerved Sunshine. Excellent, they're uncomfortable.

"Now I'm gonna cut to the chase. I. Am. Not. Birdy. I am NOT a replacement, you're stuck with this bitch" The sniper raised a hand, jutting a thumb towards their chest, eyes locked on to the dark orbs behind Ghost's mask, the smirk on their lips shifting to a challenging grin.

"I am not sure what you all where thinking when you signed up for military work, but I'm sure you all know that it would come with injuries and trauma."

Eyes now on Birdy, they continued, "Trauma fucking sucks, really fucking sucks. But the world doesn't stop for anyone, no matter the shit they went through." Even with their sight locked onto Birdy defensive gaze, it was obvious Sunshine was referring to the entirety of 141.

There was a pause before Sunshine pivoted on foot, pacing around.

"Another thing, the fuck is up with how you're treating König? Big guy was just doing his job and you're bullying the hell out of him—"

"He nearly killed Birdy—"

"HE WAS DOING HIS JOB." Just as quickly as Ghost stood to protest, Sunshine interrupted. The glare the lieutenant recieved from both the sniper and his captain almost burned him, forcing him to remain silent again.

"You wanna blame someone, speak to the higher ups. See how that'll go." A venomous smile graced their lips as they shrugged with the suggestion.

"But enough of that, how about an idea? Birdy?"

The aforementioned 141 member flinched slightly at the sound of their callsign, giving a slightly stubborn nod of acknowledgement for Sunshine to continue.

"Why not do some training with me, I know all the ways to anticipate big guys like König, and you hate my guts and get to beat me in the process. What do ya say little Birdy?" There was a very obvious challenge in their tone, hiding the genuine offer to get Birdy back on their feet.

"When do we start?"

oh I fucking love this

this is actually the direction that I kind of wanted to take it but I felt like it would severely prolong the story of Konig and Birdy.

I fucking love this and I feel like realistically this is exactly how it would go down

[rrcenic]

no children by the mountain goats should be the haikaveh anthem

these are the lyrics btw

I hope that our few remaining friends Give up on trying to save us I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot To piss off the dumb few that forgave us

I hope the fences we mended Fall down beneath their own weight And I hope we hang on past the last exit I hope it's already too late

And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here Someday burns down And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away And I never come back to this town again

In my life, I hope I lie And tell everyone you were a good wife And I hope you die I hope we both die

I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow I hope it bleeds all day long Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises We're pretty sure they're all wrong

I hope it stays dark forever I hope the worst isn't over And I hope you blink before I do I hope I never get sober

And I hope when you think of me years down the line You can't find one good thing to say And I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out You'd stay the hell out of my way

I am drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with me Hand in unlovable hand And I hope you die I hope we both die

[raspberry-bat]

Um Dukexiety?!

Such an underrated ship btw okay here’s dukexiety

• Who said "I love you" first

Remus. I feel like Remus is the kind of guy to just say ‘I love you’ whenever, but he does mean it.

• Who would have the other's picture as their phone background

Both of them, they’ve got matching lock screens of them as jack and sally, duh????

• Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

Both of them, similar to my lamp head canon, they both exchange creepy messages in the mirror trying to freak eachother out

• Who buys the other cheesy gifts

Remus, he regularly gets forced by Roman

• Who initiated the first kiss

Virgil actually. He got fed up with Remus’ bs and just kissed him

• Who kisses the other awake in the morning

Remus bites Virgil awake, does that count?

• Who starts tickle fights

Remus, but Virgil always wins

• Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

Remus. Every time without fail.

• Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

Virgil! Can’t explain this one, just feels right.

• Who was nervous and shy on the first date

Both of them, but actually Remus more, they went somewhere Virgil was familiar with and he managed to crack through Remus’ big scary horny part and meet the shy flustered side

• Who kills/takes out the spiders

They don’t, they adopt them

• Who loudly proclaims their love when they're drunk

Virgil, only because Remus does that when he’s sober.

[angellfag]

OCs? OCs? who are they??? (if you feel comfortable sharing, of course)

HIIII I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY OCS HI HI HI ANON

ok SOOOOOOOO I have these two characters that are a part of a big project I'm currently working on! shout out to ms!!!! I'll be leaving my rambling under the cut bc im literally so excited rn i NEEEED to talk abt them its licherally a psychological need atp

SOOOO obviously this is in spanish so i apologize for that, but these are the pierce twins, Jared and Jade! This is the VERY first concept that I came up with for them :)

They're known for small scale robberies throughout the alphaverse and have done a number of them. Think stores, small banks, little jewelry stores, etc. Although they have done a number of these robberies, the amount doesnt come out to all that much, so their activities are mostly ignored by the galactic equivalent of the police. They are, however, wanted by Lonely Horse, an independent bounty hunting agency (think the pinkertons) for the very small fund of 10,000 galactic credits. Not a lot, really.

They're incredibly charismatic and intelligent, but they often can lose control of the situation (their robberies) if they disagree on things . Even so, they always seem to get away with their prizes. They only really care about having a life of riches and fame, hoping to be known as the most renown criminals in all the alphaverse.

These are the next two things I drew of them, in which they are talking a selfie in front of burning buildings <3

As long as they arent the ones getting hurt, they simply do not care! They are sharpay and ryan, gunter and tinka (shake it up anyone??), hikaru and kaoru !!!! codependent and probably (absolutely) incestuous. Although if this project gets big then im not their creator and i didnt say that <3 (i am and i did)

these are their final designs (obsessed w her boob window and his slutty half buttoned shirt btw) and they were loosely inspired by 70's disco fashion.

They've always been Jared and Jade, Jade and Jared and they don't really know what to do without each other. Jade tends to be the more dominant one and is incredibly quick to anger. Jared, on the other hand, is more likely to go with what Jade says than anything else. He doesn't let other people boss him around, but when it comes to Jade he just can't argue. I'd say both are equally intelligent, but Jade is more tech savvy than Jared is, so she's the one who worries about security systems and such, while Jared is the one who takes a look at floor plans, security rounds, etc.

To the blind eye it might look like Jared is the bimbo of the two, but thats not really because hes stupid. Clearly you have to be very smart to be able to pull off multiple heists with your hot headed sister. He is, however, a bit slower to react, understand sarcasm, and get jokes.

They had rough childhoods, with their mother being arrested by Lonely Horse bounty hunters and their father falling into alcoholism. Once more, they really only had each other. Their father wasn't abusive, and when he was sober he was an incredible man to them. He was, however, neglectful. They eventually decided to run off together.

ok !!! thank you for coming to my tedtalk heres the most recent piece i did of them :3

[no-psi-nan]

Oof... Okay, I'll grade this trope for you, @remusbeingnormalwouldbeweird...

I understand why drunken confessions have appeal: it's all about "I love you so much and because of that I'm so scared to ruin what we have in case you don't feel the same way, and the only way I could ever risk ruining things is if I was under the influence", and also sometimes the mild angst the next morning of "OMG did I really do that?? What if I ruined everything??".

However,,,, I think it's an enormous cop-out in-fiction from both the writer's and the reader's perspective, rip.

Imo, it's a really lazy way to "skip to the end" of a romance, except that if there's drunkenness involved then the characters can't even be overcome with passion or w/e without there being consent issues (often hand-waved away with "oh they are not really that drunk any more so they can totally have wholesome lemons no problem", which again, is a cop-out by the writer).

Or there will be the drunken confession to the more sober party, who either basically says "you're drunk, go home" or stays up all night wondering if it's true or not etc, and then it all comes out properly in the morning. Better, I guess, but still disappointing tbh.

After all, the fact that the character needed liquid courage to do anything about their love has gotta be kinda sad to the recipient. Who only wants to be flirted with by someone who's drunk?? You can't even tell if they're freaking serious about it or not.

Even the morning after, when there's sober confessions, from a Watsonian perspective it's like...

Okay so if you hadn't gotten drunk, you still wouldn't have said anything about this? So you're not truly ready to be together then, with all the changes and consequences that it's going to carry, are you?

or

You don't even know me well enough to figure out that I obviously like you back but you couldn't wait to be more certain and just got drunk to accelerate things?

Obviously those things usually get hand-waved away by the writer (😮‍💨) but as a reader, I personally always end up thinking this kind of thing just from empathizing with the character. And tbh these aren't great feelings to have about a romantic partner, much less as the basis for a relationship!

So based on all that, I'm forced to give this trope a D...

A much better confession trope, imo, is the other character doing something sooo sweet or funny or insane that the other person literally can't help but blurt out that they're in love, even though they've been working so hard to shut the fuck up for ages. And with both of them fully mentally online, they can immediately make out about it... And maybe more. 😏

[Context for ask] <- open for more of these btw!

[dracwife]

this is me askething about that ship you wanted us to asketh about tell us Anything and Everything what’s the lore what’s the dynamic

THE LORE. god. ok. read more time. bc. its so much.

at a baseline: its about the pining, its about the yearning and the parallels to their past and making up for lost time. its about wanting to kiss each other so bad but the narrative wont let you ...

ok short version: mimi works for the sheriff's office as the forensic examiner. he moves back (or gets "transferred" to riverdale) and most people kind of like "ah yeah i remember you from highschool! and its super chill but. then. bam. fp. there's a moment of "oh shit" wherein mimi thought they were well over those feelings from years ago, but spoilers: they aren't. they see him around sometimes, along with some other members of the serpents and are eventually convinced to "come have a drink" for old time's sake, which he declines because, well he works for the police now, it wouldn't be a very good look (it's definitely so they can avoid having to see fp, by the way). in exchange, he meets fp's son, who is looking for a place to stay and after a brief explanation and "ah, ive heard my dad talk about you once or twice but not much besides that sorry" (it breaks mimis heart, btw) they let him crash on his couch.

eventually after the murder of jason (a local teen) in season 1, mimi works on the case and at the rumor that the serpents had something to do with it, finally goes to see fp under the guise of "im taking care of your son, by the way, if you even care" and in that moment they both realize their feelings for each other never quite faded. there's a moment of silence, and fp almost kisses mimi, but they stop him, saying that they can't go through with it, not now, and not before he's sober (fp struggles with alcoholism hi). they do agree to check in with him though, and to continue taking care of his son until then, and there's a sweet moment where mimi puts a very drunk very sad fp to bed and makes sure he's alright, and it's very "i never stopped loving you"

fp starts getting his shit together, for his son's sake and because he realizes how alone he really is. mimi comes to see him a little after, and realizing the effort he's putting in they finally kiss again after what, 20 years? and commit to trying again. mimi makes it clear though that if they are going through with things, fp has to stay clean, and has to stay safe, to which he agrees.

of course, right after, he's framed and arrested for the murder, which destroys mimi. since they're the forensic examiner, they have to test the gun taken from fp's trailer and confirm it's the same one from the murder, which is so hard for them. they visit him in his holding cell, crying, and they argue back and forth about him lying, saying he was done, that he was a good person now. he doesn't argue, but instead lies, confesses to killing the teen under blackmail. eventually mimi pulls a print that isn't fp's off of the gun, which leads them to arguing his innocence and though the sheriff questions his loyalty, they're able to at least hold off the trial until further proof can be found. it means the world to fp especially after mimi swearing him off, and after he's cleared mimi goes to see him again, and confesses they really did never stop loving him, and that they were going to fight for him "like you did for me" in reference to mimi being trans/gnc and often ostracized for it in highschool, where fp always stood up for them. eventually he's released and from there they reunite and officially start their relationship again, which is kind of the extent of the story i have at the moment. there's another little plot about mimi and their relationship to the serpets (which fp is now rhe head of) but ive already gone on sooo much LMAO but the short version is mimi broke tradition during initiation (which involves and i shit you not, this is from canon: doing a striptease to the sad piano version of mad world???? and mimi said fuck that because its ridiculous and decided if they had to do some ridiculous shit like that at least make it to a cool song like trust in me because haha snakes) but were still accepted after fp's relentless arguing, so a lot of people don't consider them "truly" a member. so. yeah.

i have this whole subplot about like flannels too since fp wears them constantly. its like ... the symbolism in the flannel which is just mimi steals one of his flannels and wears it around at varying times, and almost burns it after fp falsely confesses, feeling betrayed but doesn't because THEY NEVER STOPPED LOVING HIM RAAGGH ...... the emotions .... and maybe they even wear it once or twice to work, which fp notices and though mimi pretends to be upset with him, are they really? because they're still wearing his clothes yknow ..... and its like moment of like "yes, you idiot, i still care about you so much."

BUT YEAH. BASICALLY. THAT'S KIND OF IT. it's about the pining the yearning the memories... its about "we used to be so silly remember that time i got grounded for going out all night with you to the diner?" as they're going out and spending the night talking at the diner. its about the parallels, its about reminiscing in the fact that we used to be so in love and maybe deep down that connection is still there what if it never went away and subconsciously we are re enacting it!!!! ITS ABOUT THE INTRICATE RITUALS!!!!!!!!!

[thissugarcane]

qaf rewatch random notes, 1x08

self, be less wordy! oh no wait, I figured out how to post longer lololol haven't used tumblr since 2007 wut

brian + the ugly car: he's very self-deprecating, as if he's okay with making fun of [certain] things about himself before the others do

justin and brian: are at the point where justin is one of the guys and it's just normal... whereas dr. dave isn't there. (another reason ben's better, at least til s5: he doesn't want to always go clubbing but does like dancing, so will go out with the gang & have fun, not just to prove a point)

the little convo at the car: brian says something like "you excited?" and justin says "please", before they kiss. EXCITED ABOUT WHAT, WHAT ARE Y'ALL PLANNING ugh. wish we got more of them flirting before sex

in my head: this "what did they say?? at the car" is where brian promises to introduce justin to public sex at the baths. why not! it had to be some time about now. it's either the baths (their first time in public!) or-- no. the jealousy / pulling justin away from Emmett, maybe this is where brian promises to show justin some D/s. they're both sober, he's more possessive than normal... yessss

note to self: if you were to do a BDSM au (where brian and justin's relationship problems are solved by brian claiming justin in a D/s fashion rather than more squidgy emotions, like that one series on ao3), maybe this is the night it starts. because it's either that, or brian promises to let justin top. (though I also like "it happened on justin's 18th birthday" which is someone else's hc.)

for the record i am not writing this. I HAVE ENOUGH TO WRITE. but if I *were*. maybe.

craig's ultimatum: brian yells "fuck!" as if he knows he's about to lose justin, and is angry and upset about it. and then he looks concerned and a bit shocked when justin says "I'm never coming home again!" because. justin picked him! (he didn't, really, justin picked himself over his family, but in a way he also picked brian, which nobody except michael ever does!)

emmett: is the one capable of holding brian back! first when brian wants to get revenge on craig, and then he lets brian go when brian wants to go to justin. I really want the lengthy outsider pov fic from emmett's pov. he sees a lot

brian looks annoyed and... I don't know, post-craig / at the diner with deb. (oh deb, why blame brian!!) is he angry? upset? just feeling sorry for himself? probably a lot of the last one, but there's something else

jenn and craig: Jenn is not a pushover here! also I really am impressed by craig's actor. not once does he go over the line into a caricature of The Homophobic Evil Parent. like, he's a horrible person, but he's also believable

justin finally realizes his brattiness has consequences! otoh he's more manipulative than brian here; he apologizes, goes to leave, meaning brian offers he can stay. is it manipulation or genuine? with justin I can't tell. maybe it is genuine. of course, brian gives him an inch, and he takes a mile. he *knows* it's huge, him sleeping in brian's bed without them having fucked. but he pushes juuuust enough. he doesn't say anything, just wordlessly asks for it

Justin and Jenn: "yeah, don't promise." Note to self: figure out if Jenn ever says "I promise" to Justin again? it also gives a whole new poignancy to 5x12's "the only one who never broke a promise is you."

Deb & Vic: she's the classic "has to take care of people to give her life purpose". deb, you need something for you.

jenn yelling at brian: brian doesn't disagree here but I also don't think he agrees justin is his responsibility. I think what gets to him is the idea that justin'll disappear and end up a runaway

btw, luv aus where justin disappears here / in s1 and comes back later and brian's all "oh no it's the ghost of my past bad decision making, come to haunt my feelings".

justin being a twat: what can we say, he's a teenage brat, it's understandable. brian's irritation at having to lay down the law, which is NOT his default mode, is also understandable

deb: "[michael] you already do so much!" like fucking what, deb? we don't once see michael do anything for Deb

lindsay calls brian justin's sugar daddy, el oh el lindsay, you're such a shit, no wonder brian refuses to acknowledge their non-relationship when even his "nicest" friend won't be kind about it

brian: "I just want him out of my life. and out of my house." emmett and ted do not believe this, and I don't blame them. brian's "I want him out of my house", that I do believe.

hotlanta: this isn't payback I don't think. also, Hotlanta seems to be cool with this quick date plus a threesome. wonder if this happens later, aka once justin and brian are "more settled". justin is relatively mature about it, doesn't throw a shit when he's ignored, it's Brian who's immature about it (it might not start as payback but it ends that way)

mel's red silk pjs: who'd wear similar? brian would.

at linds and mel's: justin is flailing, which is kind of sweet in a weird way, that he's ok with freaking in front of them?

justin being cornered at school and being all submissive about it: I forgot this was the same day that he realized he had nowhere to go. makes sense he was less fight-y than usual, he thought he'd lost everyone

jenn & craig: Jenn wants to repair this rift, but she wants things to be "the same". Brian wants Justin to acknowledge that his mom is trying, and he shouldn't give up on Jenn. Craig is Craig, and can't accept that there's nothing he can do to stop Justin being queer. However craig is using his belief he's "protecting Justin" to justify his shitty behaviour. (Chicken/egg -- even antagonists believe they're the hero, right? Craig believes he's in the right and protecting justin, the same way brian does.)

brian looks away only when craig says "you're never to see [brian] again". boo, you so care. interesting that brian says nothing to jenn -- he knows nothing about parental love -- but he's right there to yell at craig, because he knows a lot about parental hatred. :/

also brian wants to keep him, obvs, and he chooses to take justin the way he can. oh brian. <3

Brian; "it's not lying if they make you lie". and then michael gives him shit for "working for heteros" not a year and a half later, not being supportive of brian's decision to work with stockwell. michael is such a bad friend sometimes

THE JAMBALAYA [hearteyes]. brian's irritation at justin's attempt to domesticate the scene, warring with him being impressed with the effort and justin knowing to only push so far. them learning how to give. just, everything. *incoherent flailing*

[vegalocity]

Hiii the other day I was reminiscing about your oblivion fic, (it's my favorite fic of all time), do you plan on continuing it? Or if you're leaving it (which is fine btw, I don't wanna put pressure on you) would you tell us how you were planning to end it?

Okay so first off-

aww thank you! I'm so glad you enjoy it that much! And second off-

....

under the cut

I DID have two last installments in mind as i was planning out how things would go, But i wasn't able to get them to paper before i lost steam--In large part because @unseelie-robynx And I ended up fleshing out the Bad End from Side B And came up with a sort of splinter AU we call the Tyrant Prince AU (for more info click here!) (also Robynx has done a BUNCH of additions to the Bad end idea with her own path, it's real fun) I might go back to the original story i don't know at this juncture, so assuming i won't i'll just tell you my plans-

So i had part 5 and part 6 planned out- Part five (Ovation) was going to be about the rest of the Monkie Crew finding out about what was going on with Red

Everyone of course would react differently, Xiaojiao is trying to figure out the practicalities of un-brainwashing someone, Tang is morbidly curious about both Red's mental state and Oblivion itself (Ironically the true difference in Oblivion Classic and the Tyrant Prince timeline is that in TP Freenoodles didn't get together until AFTER Xiaotian went off the deep end into 'mind control is fine actually' but in Oblivion Classic They're long married because there was gonna be a joke about Pigsy threatening to divorce Tang if he tried to use him as a guinea pig for mind control studies) And Pigsy is sure 'mind control' is just Xiaotian not understanding how drugs work and thinks Red's just Suuuppeerrr High, Sandy is most concerned with keeping Red comfortable so when the 'high' fades he won't have TOO Massive a crash.

But Red IS starting to sober up, if slowly, and once more tells Xiaotian he loves him- which Xiaotian asks again for him to stop,

And it's the first time Red's sober enough to say no to him. I never got to this scene but i imagined Red being both THOROUGHLY addicted to the mind control present, but also getting sober enough to know that something's not right. though the only thing he can peice together as not right is that he's not going to pretend like he doesn't 'love' him when he does and that he 'doesnt need oblivion' which his supposedly also does.

And this is the moment where Xiaotian decides he can't pretend to know what's best for Red, OR that he'd be a good anchor for Red to cling to while he gets sober, and he has to just admit defeat and properly deliver him back to his parents.

He explains the situation as best as he can to them, but they don't really trust or believe him, but he hands red over, says they don't have to tell him anything past this point, but for his own peace of mind he'd LIKE to know if Red starts doing better, and just leaves. (doing his best to ignore Red's crying for him and begging not to 'give him' to his parents because 'he belongs to him' and all that)

Which leads into Part 6 which is basically just a one scene epilogue

it's two years since then, the bull family hasn't been seen hide nor hair of excepting one or two sightings of bull clones buying groceries, and Red Son returns to the city, clean for long enough that he still has some questions and tests that need to be done. It's awkward, but Xiaotian agrees to whatever Red Son needs.

It's simple things, asking for Xiaotian's perspective on the whole event, if his Parents DID tell him how he'd been doing (they did not) and asking if he gets the memories of the clones when they destabilize (He does not)

And then ultimately- asks him to order him to do something. anything. Said firmly, said like he EXPECTS him to do it. So he can be SURE he can say no.

Xiaotian obliges, something simple like 'take off your glasses' which is immediately responded to with 'Fuck off Noodle Boy'

They're both pleased.

Red Son states his parents might try to take over the world again, and he'd probably supply them with tech, but he's not sure if he's ready to get back into the fights himself. it feels... wrong, still. That he's not THAT recovered yet. And perhaps when his therapist hears he sort of went rogue for this, he would be scolded for trying to rush the process, but...

there was one more thing he wants to know. Something he NEEDS to know for himself. Because if he doesn't know then he'll spend the rest of his life questioning it.

Xiaotian is about to ask what he means but Red Son rushes up to him-

and Kisses him.

Because he needs to know if that was real, or just another thing the clone did to him.

Admittedly i wanted the result to be ambiguous, Xiaotian pulls away and Red Son immediately fire teleports away, and we switch to his POV, and he's several buildings away, still watching Xiaotian as he looks around for him, looking worried. And Red Son takes a breath, and looks back in the direction he knows the club once was, and heads home with a smile.

the Last line being 'But now he Knew'

[virgil-says-things]

Frank looking for Monica hurts sm I hate him but still. ouch. clearly isn't sober either

Sheila and Jody now have the baby - they're hiding him in the dryer? fearing for the safety of this baby ngl

the others got back home from the hospital (excluding Lip, Monica and Frank) and they're all so quiet now it's so upsetting especially compared to how they were before before this all happened

'these poor kids' ur also affected by this Fiona pls take care of urself too - Jimmy helping her clean up and just. comforting her when she needs it. watch me sob.

agh. Lip going back into the hospital and into Karen's room and just. gently brushing her hair out of her face and sitting with her until she wakes up. this would be cute if Karen wasn't such a dick.

Debbie and Carl going to Fiona for comfort and the difference between Debbie and Carl. Debbie's absolutely sobbing and Carl's just sitting there silently staring into space. I hate this!! this hurts!! Ian went to her too but just silently stood in the doorway 😭

Lip subtly trying to get Karen to keep the baby I hate how Karen can't just stop and be a little nicer

Fiona saying she wants to meet Jimmy's family and Jimmy immediately going 'oh no u don't'

is Frank gonna be the only one visiting Monica while she's in there? I'm glad she has somebody but Frank isn't the best person for this - he's lying to Monica about how much this affected the kids I don't know how to feel about this

'Frank, I gotta get myself normal. I can't keep doing this to them.' Frank pls don't be selfish - 'ur just a little blue???' Frank she is bipolar and desperately needs help let her do that dammit

'I'm gonna bust her out of there before they still what makes Monica Monica.' Frank. please.

Fiona passed her GED!!

why the fuck does Jody want the baby to breastfeed from him. I'm so uncomfortable what the fuck.

I hate Karen so much right now - Sheila please keep standing your ground don't just dump him wherever like Karen wants - 'fine! then I'm calling the police' fucking hell Karen

Frank got Pat (?) to sneak him into the hospital Monica's in. Frank please just leave her be she can make her own decisions - FRANK BOUGHT DEBBIE WITH HIM?? oh my god

she doesn't want her baby because he has down syndrome? what a fucking dick wtf

so glad the cops didn't actually take the baby from Sheila I would've legitimately sobbed

'its either me or that baby, mom. ur choice' no because what is her problem?? she doesn't have to do shit, Sheila's gonna be taking care of him?? he's a BABY, Karen, stfu!!

Frank's going into each room looking for Monica and this grown ass man went 'I can be if u want me to be' oh my god 😭

Frank finds Monica and she's engaging in sexual intercourse with another woman (Jill) iconic tbh

Carl playing with a lobster in a restaurant shocked me ngl I wasn't expecting it to cut to that

Fiona, Ian and Carl are with Jimmy and his family at a restaurant. anyways the guy Ian fucked three times last episode happens to be Jimmy's dad (Ned/Lloyd?? summary calls him Ned Ian calls him Lloyd) - Ned and Ian both excused themselves to the bathroom 😭

Monica's letting them bust her out? okay

Carl stole a knife 😭

Jimmy told Fiona he loves her and Fiona responded with 'r u gonna leave?' that hurt sm

Monica just fucking left? with Jill? the fuck? 'she said we're better off without her' oh my fucking god

Frank got pissed off with Ian and attacked him again just because Ian took back smth that was literally his - Estefania hits him with a frying pan because Fiona and Jimmy couldn't pull him away and she said 'motherfucking Marco men who hit children and women get frying pans' which is iconic

is Ian gonna get to tell Fiona about him and Jimmy's dad or not??

LIP WENT BACK HOME. and Fiona immediately hugged him <33

what is with the men in this show and ignoring the people they supposedly love when they say no to sex

Lip's gonna hook up with Estefania?? what???? so apparently just let her cuddle him while they sleep or smth

oh btw they dumped Frank outside after the frying pan thing and it started snowing so he just. emerges from the snow 😭

[prettyboykatsuki]

fang my greatly beloved….on my hands and knees begging you to talk about armin and eren making out with your pussy

well since you so kindly asked (thank u btw)

cw ;; fem!reader, sharing / voyeurism, making out w someones clit.. also eren and armin well. Making out LMAO, techincal threesome, armin and eren are kinda sickos, 18+

Everyone was sincerely surprised Eren managed to get a girlfriend.

You can't blame them since Eren isn't really the girlfriend-having type. He's not a player but he's kind of a lot - and thus far, including you, only 3 people in his life have been able to manage him properly. everyone can tell that your and Erens relationship is largely you dealing with Eren and they sympathize.

And there's no one who sympathizes more with you than Armin Arlert.

The one thing you can say about Armin is that he's.. much more than he seems at first. He's really, genuinely not a bad guy to you. You think he's good deep down but after decades of dealing with Eren - you imagine a person develops a thin patience. He uses his likeability to his advantage. At first you were confused on how him and Eren could be friends but it all makes sense to you.

The day you realized how close they were was an interesting one. Eren warned you about it, and so did Mikasa. The sooner you realize how similar they are - the easier their life would be. They're childhood friends who did everything together and developed striking similarities. Mikasa just told you to pay attention - very ominously. But you do and when you do - you realize what she means.

Armin and Eren have almost the same taste. It's obvious when you think about it - how that would be. The way they both gatekeep Mikasa in their own ways. When Armin starts being extra nice to you - it almost rattles you. When Armin stays at your place, gives you attention, shows kindness - and Eren doesn't look like he wants to tear his jugular out, you realize.

It's a big more than you bargained for but you don't really mind. The situation is unlabelled. You're Eren's girlfriend sure - but you're Armins something and that's dangerous. He's dangerous, because sometimes he gives you a too friendly smile and puts his hand on your lower back and it's just... too much. They're both too much.

The first time you hook up with the both of them is during one of Jeans kickbacks.

You were sober, very sober because all three of you had an exam. It happened purely through some music, some pushing - the right words and actions. Armin gets infront of you while Eren fucks you - the blonde faces you and smiles and rubs his cock against your clit. He rubs it against Eren too and he doesn't seem fazed and suddenly you're dizzy. Very dizzy and very horny as Armin whispers sweet nothings as you fall apart.

You feel lucky to have their favor, really.

It doesn't happen again, and it doesn't come up either. When you ask Eren, he shrugs and says Armin likes you. And when that makes you flush. His disregard for the situation doesn't something bad to you. It's weird to belong to anyone, but it feels like you belong to them.

You can hardly cope with it. And when Armin crashes at your apartment - he simply says it aloud to the both of you. He has an idea and you're apart of it.

You really, really don't know how you ended up like this. Don't have a fucking clue why you're on your bed with Eren and Armin between your legs - staring you're clit down. Why you're bare naked and they're not. They're talking practically to themselves.

"Now that I see it up close," Armin says, stunned "Her pussy is really pretty."

"Right?"

You whimper. You don't mean too. When Armin catches wind of it he smiles. This position is odd, with Armin laid out beside you - dick hitting the mattress and face leaned over your thighs and Eren between your spread legs like usually. And they're talking to each other, over your cunt which is aching. When you whimper, Armin's hands reach over and brush your thigh.

"You're so squirmy." Eren comments. You scoff, eyes pressed closed.

"Well sorry - my fault for being nervous."

Armin laughs.

"Don't be nervous. Just wanna try something."

You desperately want to ask what but then they start talking again.

"Fuck. Fuck, 'ren - this is gonna be a problem." is all Armin says and Eren laughs and agrees.

They still haven't told you, but in a passing second - you no longer have to guess. In a brief, brief second - you feel two mouths on your clit. Two tongues, clumsily securing themselves - hot and shameless against your swollen bundle of nerves. You practically scream. Before you can process what's happening - Armins holding your thighs down to the bed. And you make the mistake of opening your eyes.

When you do - you see it. Eren and Armin both making over your clit. It's absolutely obscene. So utterly and ridiculously porngraphic you're gasping on air just at the image. They're making out with your pussy in the middle and it's so absolutely fucking ridiculous. You clasp your mouth over your hand as the pleasure runs through you hot. It's scalding, and too much and absolutely wrecks you.

Fuck, the way they move their mouths together. Briefly they'll kiss before descending down again. You can feel your clit move between their tongues, how they both lick and suck on it and different intervals. Everything is beyond overwhelming - too much of everything. You're so overwhelmed - left with no choice but to take what they're giving you. It's so vulgar - the soft slick noises of french kisses and the eager moans. All of it is too fucking much for you.

When you cum, you cum hard. Hard and fast and desperate as Armin pins your lower half to the bed. The kisses get slower and everything gets a little more melty and they both pull away with a deep pant - the kind you can only have after making out with someones cunt.

Eren laughs and so does Armin as the latter kisses thighs

"Yeah, 'min. Definitely a problem."

[milazka]

not the greatest feeling ever | 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝.

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summary: fuck it, i’m not doing a summary, i’m so bad at it. oh! there’s smut btw.

warnings: smut, cursing, mentions of blood, underrage drinking

last thought: i’m proud of this one, took me a lot of time to write, but i think it was worth it! enjoy your reading! love, milz.

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The gentle breeze twirls her golden locks in all directions. She hums the lyrics of You never can tell, having watched Pulp Fiction for the hundredth time last night. Her irises are fixed to the slightly damp roadside covered with fresh fallen leaves from this morning rainstorm. The last rays of sunlight caress her baby-like skin as they disappear into the horizon, painting the sky in a mixture of orange and rose. 

“C’mon grandpa, you’re slow as hell!” she teases Marcus, turning her head back to stick her tongue out at him. Standing on his skateboard, he sends her the finger, scraping the pavement with his over-used black vans to gain speed and eventually catch up with her. 

“That’s how the turtle won the race, dumbass,” he gently nudges her shoulder with his hand as he rides his board besides her. She gives a sharp turn of the handlebars to move her tires out of the sand and back on the pavement, giving him a death glare. 

“I almost fell in the ditch, shithead!” he simply laughs, his head falling backward. His dark colored hairs, normally slicked back, are ruffled by the warm September wind, giving him a laid back look that fits him perfectly. She adores hearing his laugh; it's one of the purest and most delightful sounds. It was only recently that she heard him laugh again, having not heard it for months after the day they lost the third musketeer of their trio. It was one of the hardest moments of their lives, but sharing this kind of experience brought them closer than ever. Charlie was there for him when he hit rock bottom, stroking his back while he cried on the shower floor, freezing water running down their damped bodies. She was also by his side the first time he went to therapy, soothingly squeezing his hand before he entered the office.

“If someone had to fall in a ditch, it would be me.”

“You know that Max and I made bet on how long it would take you to fall in a ditch?” she replies, checking his reaction at the corner of her cerulean eyes. He grins. 

“How much did you bet?” he curiously asks, one eyebrow arched. 

“Fifty bucks,” his eyes almost snap out of their sockets. He stops, stepping off his board.

“Fifty bucks?! That’s insulting, thought I was worth more than that,” he shouts as she makes a u-turn, retracing her steps, stopping in front of him.

“I’ll give you half of it if you wait ‘till June,” Charlie sarcastically says to him, elbows leaning on the handlebars of her bicycle. He caught a glimpse of light in her gaze; a twinkle of amusement he always finds in the corners of her softly crinkled eyes when she smiles truthfully.

“Deal,” he winks at her, drawing a small laugh from her slightly parted lips. He picks up Charlie's polaroid from the basket at the front of her bike, signaling for her to ride so he can immortalize the moment for her. Marcus knows she keeps those famous polaroids in an old converse box as a source of happiness; they're memories of moments she doesn't want to forget. 

He takes the little camera to his eyes, snapping a picture when Charlie turns her head to the side to look at him, smiling like there is no tomorrow. As the picture is slowly developing, he hears a squeal of tires and a squeal of surprise from the distance. 

“Fuck Charlie!” he shouts, running towards her as she sits, holding firmly her right forearm. His heart tightens at the sight of her painful face, her traits are torn by pain and he can see tears gathering at the corner of her squinted blue eyes. Marcus hates to see her in pain; he knows she's not the type to complain about anything so when he sees her azure eyes filling with water, he knows it's serious. 

“You got a few scratches,” he whispers, running his eyes over her legs and arms. “We’ll go to your house and clean you up, okay?” she nods, rubbing her eyes with the back of her hand. Marcus tucks his skateboard under his arm, grabbing the handlebars and seat of Charlie's bike simultaneously.

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“Hold still,” his hazel eyes are focused on the mid-depth cut on her forearm. His bushy eyebrows furrowed, giving him a severe, almost cold sober look. She takes a big gulp of the rich whiskey she borrowed from her father's secret stash. 

“Oh fucking hell!” she swears between her clenched teeth when the rubbing alcohol makes contact with the exposed flesh of her forearm. “That’s not the greatest feeling ever,” she whimpers, her forehead resting on his shoulder covered by his green olive shirt. 

“I know, angel, I know,” he runs his hand through her blonde hair, gently stroking her scalp in a soothing way. She keeps her head resting against his shoulder, holding back the tears that threaten to run down her flushed cheeks.

“I’m usually the one taking care of you,” he knows it refers as much to all the times he fell off his skateboard as it does to when he hit rock bottom when their friend passed away. Charlie isn't used to being taken care of; she has always been able to look after herself without anyone's help.

Crying is for the weak.

She swallows her tears, putting her mask back on with a slight smile.

“Your new neighbor saw me fall,” she changes the subject, pausing to take another gulp directly from the whisky bottle. “Great way to make a first impression,” a light laugh escapes from her lips, but she halts when she notices his gaze turning away almost discreetly. “What’s wrong?” 

Over the years, she has learned to read him like the palm of her hand; she knows he looks away to the left when he is hiding something from her and that he scrapes the back of his neck when he is embarrassed.

“I-I had sex with her,” he blurts out, avoiding her gaze while he still applies pressure on the bandage covering the wound on her forearm. 

“Holy shit,” her eyes widened, not expecting this kind of disclosure. “Wait, what about Padma?” 

“You know she is not my girlfriend, Charlz,” he sighs, finally sustaining her non-judgmental azure irises. It' s one of the things he likes about her; she never judges him and even if she did, he wouldn't know since she hides it so well. 

“Was it good?” she does not insist about Padma, knowing perfectly well that she is the first one to know. He doesn't answer, looking thoughtful as if a million thoughts are running through his head. He steals the bottle of alcohol from her, gulping down a few ounces of the throat-burning liquid.

“What aren’t you telling me, Marcus?” 

He shuts his eyes, exhaling loudly.

“I don’t know if I was good… God, I don’t even know if she came!” her heart tightens; he looks distraught and she knows that this is a big deal to him, after all, he just lost his virginity. He breathes heavily, his jaw as tightly clenched as his fists.

“Show me.” 

“What?!” he opens one eye, eyebrows furrowed as if he was questioning if she was being serious.

“Show me what you did, I’ll tell you if it’s good,” 

“You’re drunk, Charlz…I don-” he stops as soon as her silver rings coated hands grip the hem of his olive shirt, grazing the soft skin of his lower abdomen with her fingertips. Sitting on her knees, she brings her head up to his neck, pressing her lips against the skin. The feeling of her wet lips on his burning skin sends a shiver running through his spine. 

“I’m sober enough to remember everything and give you my consent,” she whispers to his ear and he almost moans when she slightly nibbles his lobe. Her hands slips to the back of his neck, forcing him to hover over her as she lies on her back.

Both his hands are lingering on the buckle of her belt, struggling to undo it. She clutches his chin with one hand, plunging her reassuring gaze into his. He looks nervous, his hands trembling slightly when he takes off her jeans. She presses her lips to his Adam's apple, feeling him tense up at first, but relax as she sensuously slides her tongue up to his sculpted jaw.

“A-are you good with two figers?” he nervously asks, his right hand resting on the edge of her panties. 

“Yes,” he hesitantly slips his hand into her panties, parting her legs with his other hand before sliding his index and middle fingers up and down her folds.  She can see him blush when an almost quiet moan escapes her lips at the feeling of his fingers inside her core. He pumps them in and out slowly, as if he was afraid to hurt her.

“Try to curl them in a ‘come here’ movement,” she demonstrates with her own fingers. He nods and mimics her actions, making her whimper under him. 

“That feels good,” she encourages him. “What did you do next?” she softly asks, rubbing her thumb against his cheek to sooth him. 

“Hum, well, we-um, you know, did it,” he says, blushing like a little child who just got his first kiss with the popular girl. 

“You didn’t go down on her?” she asks, looking quite shocked. He seemed clueless. “I mean, you didn’t use your mouth?” 

“Uh no, should I have?” 

“You boys really know nothing about female pleasure,” she sights. “Try watching lesbian porn next time, you will learn A LOT more,” He almost chokes, not expecting to hear this come out of his best friend's lips while his fingers are still inside her. They've always been comfortable with each other, but not to the point of talking about the kind of porn they listen to. The idea of her best friend watching porn and getting herself off almost made him cum in his pants.

“You do know what a cunniligus is, right?” 

“God, Charlz, I’m not five years old! Yes, I know what it is!” he exclaims, his ego lightly bruised by her question. 

“Well, show me then, playboy,” she challenges him, a cocky smile slipping on her lips. the alcohol going slightly to her head.

He pulls her to the edge of the mattress, kneeling at the foot of the bed between her legs. His lips kiss the skin on the inside of her thighs, sucking it until he sees a dark red mark appear. He gets rid of her underwear in the blink of an eye  before placing her legs over his shoulders. He darts his tongue out of his mouth, licking a long strip between her folds without giving her the chance to acknowledge what was going on. He stops once his tongue rests on the bundle of nerves, licking around it in a circular motion.

“Fuck,” she moans. “I wasn’t expecting that.”

“You really think I've never watched lesbian porn?” he teases her, biting the inside of her thigh, making her body jolt. He dives back his head to her core, sucking her clit into his mouth.

At leats he know where the clit is.

"Oh my god Marcus," she moans, squirming against his grip. He places his arm over her lower abdomen, pinning her body against the mattress. She can feel his two fingers sliding back into her core, the sudden feeling causing her hips to buck up against his face.  

“Are you gonna be a good girl and cum for me, hun?” he praises her, fingers curling inside her just like she taught him. She could barely feel herself, letting out a series of high-pitched moans as Marcus tongue was working on her bundle of nerves. 

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum,” she whimpers, her head pressed down against the matress. Her fingers tangle in his dark hair, tucking at the roots as she let out a cry, the euphoric feeling taking over her body for a moment. Marcus looks up to see her eyes shut tightly, her legs shaking on his shoulders. He can feel her core pulsating around his fingers as she comes down from her high.

He took a mental picture of her, engraving this moment in his memory forever.

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