#they're gfs ur honor

[undeadlilies]

"My hands are yours," she said. "Please don't ask me for them again."

Padmé nodded, tears in her eyes, because she couldn't speak.

[jj-emily]

watching s4 of hsmtmts and as much as i love rina, i am SEATED for madlyn endgame.

[shecharm]

👫 hand it over

[ @hembralfa , prompted. accepting. ]

four headcanons about loni & inari's relationship;

firstly, loni is one of the strongest people that inari has ever met since coming to this realm. she greatly admires loni's sense of freedom and is even a little jealous of it. loni inspires inari to fight the chains holding her back, those keeping her tied to keros in hopes of living more so for herself than anyone else.

secondly, i think there's sort of an unspoken thing that inari and loni don't delve too often into their deep thoughts with each other because it's super traumatic for the both of them but the amount of respect they have toward each other regarding it is so tender and it makes them so strong together because even without saying it, they'd both definitely hear each other out at any point and support one another!

inari is definitely far more reserved than loni in certain aspects, but i definitely think that loni brings out something in her and the same goes for loni! being able to depend on one another quietly, coming to the others side in a heartbeat if need be. they're just so there for each other and i think that's really sweet.

being able to cook for loni is such a big thing for inari, because she's a provider 100% and she loves being able to do things for loni in any means that makes her feel useful beyond what keros has assigned her for in the category of violence and battle. she appreciates and values how loni just lets her be normal and gentle, which is how she is naturally without keros' influence.

[hi-i-love-u-bitch]

I have a headcannon that everyone in the spidercrew absolutely adores Gayatri and will lovingly tease Pavitr by being like: Nah, bro not YOUR girlfriend, OUR girlfriend!

Pavitr knows they're just teasing, but still, he has to make a comeback in Gayatri's honor!

Miles: Hey Gwen! Sup Hobie! Hi Pav! 😄👋 Hiiiii Gayatri 💕😍🥰😘

Pavitr: Step the fuck up New Guy! Miguel will not be ur only threat today! 🤬

Gwen: Soooo Gayatri you seeing anyone? 😘😉

Pavitr: Gwen if you don't get your emo having ass away from my girlfriend 😡💀

Hobie: Gayatri! How you doing, love? 😘

Pavitr: Ah so it wasn't enough for your country to steal my people's stuff but now you wanna take my gf too?!? 😤

Margo: #teamgirlfriend

Pavitr: I trusted you Margo! 😭

Gayatri thinks it's all very hilarious 🤣

[ankiebitez]

Obey Me! with a goth Mc

lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan

notes:

this was written with the like 80s trad goth style in mind so like big teased up hair, bold makeup and clothes, etc. plus some of my own experiences bc I've been into alternative stuff since i was a kid and i live in the south so

i don't think there's anything gender specific in here but i mean. this is mostly just self indulgent and i am a guy so idk if i should put gn or male reader but ehhh i might go back later and add some stuff specific to a male/masc reader bc there's like crumbs of male mc content

im gonna try to do the other brothers and side characters too if i can but i just felt like posting these for now bc i need some time to think of stuff for the others

Lucifer:

probably wouldn't care much or think much of it when you first show up

i feel like he would like some kinds of goth music and it might be one of the things that helps him warm up to you

he would probably like more of the melodic types though, probably not too into the like 80s synth type stuff

anyone that makes fun of you for how you dress and look is gone immediately. no questions asked, they're just gone.

if he's close to you he might let you try doing his makeup and hair ONCE with enough begging, but will immediately wash it off and say to never do it again. (even though he secretly liked it)

i could see him listening to rosetta stone and christian death probably

mammon:

probably got scared the first time he saw you if you do like extreme makeup and everything

"lucifer are you sure that's a human?"

wont say anything to you about it though

after he warms up to you (like within 10 minutes) he loves it though

i feel like he'd be okay with some goth/80s music but wouldn't pay it much mind to have favorite artists, would probably like a good few songs separately though

would let you try to do his makeup and hair whenever you want, would complain about it but wouldn't mean it and would blush the entire time you do his makeup

wouldn't mind doing goth related stuff with you as long as it's not too scary

finding, altering, dyeing, or styling clothes? he'll totally help

going looking for records? he'll go with you

going to goth clubs? he'll totally go with you and he'll probably have a good time

if you want him to watch horror movies or something though, he'll do it but you're gonna have to hold him probably

would probably say the "damn i want a goth gf/bf" thing to attempt to flirt with you unironically

is like ur guard dog anyone that makes fun of you is getting chased down the halls of rad

leviathan:

probably wouldn't care much when you show up

would probably still consider you a normie and would be surprised if you told him goth people get made fun by other people in the human world

would defend you from anyone that makes fun of you or tries to, he's summoning lotan

thinking about when a alternative creator i like said something about solidarity between alternative people and people that are into anime stuff and then said in the 2000s when she was 14 someone made fun of the dude she was dating for liking anime and she "defended his honor" by beating the shit out of him THATS YALL

admires you for dressing how you do and asks you how you have the confidence for it

i could see him listening to some goth stuff but opposite to lucifer he likes more of the goth synth type stuff

would listen to like softcell (not sure if they're considered goth but i like them and i feel like he would so-) or she wants revenge

satan:

oh he's in love

has read about the human world goth subculture before and knows a lot about it but he definitely wants to talk to you and ask you about it personally

if you like reading gothic literature he's IN LOVE he would love to read it with you

would like more of the classic and melodic kinds of goth music

he probably wouldn't mind going to a goth club with you every once in a while

would be fine watching horror movies and stuff with you

he would 10000000% do the gomez and morticia arm kisses thing

he might let you try doing his hair and makeup every once in a while, wish he had longer hair and he'd remind me of sean brennan in the 80s when he had the long blonde teased up hair

i could see him listening to rosetta stone and london after midnight

[michael-aftonz]

they're so girlfriends ur honor. the fact that the ONE day emily gets to see sandy is her birthday is so sweet to me. like she makes time to go walk around the desert with her gf.

[hetacakes]

pov ur being a good boyfriend by waiting for ur gf to finish talking to her friends before keeping her all to urself

"i've said so much today. but i don't need to hold back so much when i talk to you" your honor they're in love

xiao is down horrendous and i fully support him

[itsjaywalkers]

rumor has it if you say “fem jeggy” three times in a row you summon me to you inbox 🫶🏻

-i headcanon reg as having a preppy trust fund baby style even after she leaves grimmauld place (just less conservative) which tragically and much to regulus’ chagrin gets associated with being straight

-she and sirius both have those supermodel black genes which means lots of guys hit on her

-while regulus is great at her scathing dismissals she prefers when james intervenes (jealous james supremacist for LIFE)

-james will literally drape herself over regulus and give the cliche “is this guy bothering you babe?” speech all while flexing (she’s got the BEST biceps bars none)

-james is fully willing to fistfight a dude if he fetishizes or insults her girlfriend

-regulus is a horny lesbian who thinks james defending her honor is EXTREMELY sexy (she’s so right) and will fuck her in public places as a reward

-james is going to start intentionally provoking men at this rate bc godDAMN does regulus get frisky for protective james

-james is possessive as fuck over her girlfriend but regulus wants to be possessed so they’re perfect for each other tbh

MORGANNNN SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET BACK TO U life's been a bit hectic, even today, which was supposed to be a rest day..

ANYWAYS !!! ALWAYS ECSTATIC TO SEE U IN MY INBOX, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S ABOUT FEM JEGGY <333

-u know i loveeee ur fashion hcs and this one is PERFECT and suits reg perfectly, also as a bisexual woman i can confirm that that specific style usually screams straight girl to me so i can imagine reg's struggle.. and james' too, she must have been devastated until she found out </3

-not the guyssss hitting on them.. don't get me wrong it's absolutely canon considering they're both gorgeous but . damn . can't they see they're not the target audience???? smh

-ofcccc reg lives for james intervening, she always has this 'i can handle it myself attitude' BUT seeing her gf deal with annoying and overbearing men gets her all hot and bothered <3

-GODDDD JAMES FLEXING HER MUSCLES TO SCARE THE DUDES AWAYYYYY i just know reg drags her away the moment the intimidation does its job (bc it always works i mean look at james) and fucks james within an inch of her life!!!

-i fully believe reg sometimes escalates the situation and makes it seem worse than it actually is just to see her gf kick an asshole's ass

-I LOVE ME SOME JEGGY EXHIBITIONISM KINK they both get off on the risk of being discovered, besides they're too horny and impatient to wait, they go for it whenever and wherever

-and yes, just like reg exaggerates the situation to watch her gf in a fight, james also pushes a bit bc she knows the reward is gonna be so WORTH IT

-YOU FUCKING GET ITTTTT they're both so possessive and jealous and love to belong to each other, they're absolutely obsessed, I LOVE MY HORNY LESBIANS

[parasocialbesties]

everytime my gf looked behind us during the concert, larray was fucking with george in some way. they're Best Friends ur honor🫶

[darlingimawitch]

tropes & thoughts on tsds ships !

just for fun, nothing more ! this is just how i feel abt them <3 p.s this was made when i watched s4 so i didn't know abt merlin's feelings for meliodas yet

meliodas x elizabeth : star crossed lovers. romeo and juliet type of shit that pains me bcs i just want then to be together already. i want to see more of them the more i watch it. idk i just love them both individually and together.

king x diane : my favourite trope, childhood friends to lovers !!! ugh they're so cute they make my teeth rot. i love how he's always there to protect her, knowing v well she can protect herself, but still feels the need to do so. in his eyes, she's something precious so that shit makes me so soft

merlin x escanor : definition of girboss and malewife. again i love its them protecting the ladies knowing they are v capable of doing so themselves. love them plus escanor seems like a sweetheart

ban x elaine : brothers best friend literally. okay they're cute and all but the fact she looks so young threw me off a bit (i get that she's wayyyyy older than him but still.) i don't rlly ship them tho

gilthunder x margaret : childhood friends to best friends to lovers. don't feel anything for them but they're cute

griamore x veronica : SOFT BF X MEAN GF I STAN THEM. i cannot get enough of them ur honor like he's so fricking sweet to her and would do anything to protect her. AND SHES LIKE MEAN TO EVERYONE ELSE BUT SOFT FOR HIM I LOVE THIS TROPE OK

zeldris x gelda : forbidden love !! they're actually rlly cute but i just wish we saw more of gelda bcs she's such a girlboss imo !! and i like how zeldris can be childish around her and hv her take care of him it's so cutee

howzer x diane : jock bf x hyper gf and also one of my favourite rarepairs from the show. i was really rooting for them mans i just love how soft he is for her and didn't even hesitate to protect her when he knew he was on the wrong side !!! like the dude gave her a fair fight despite her being a girl and i just like how he respects her overall

howzer x gil : same braincell kinda chaotic duo which reminds me of bokuroo for some reason??? they're both so cute and so sweet and honestly i do not mind adding myself to this equation🥰🥰

[asafeplaceforus112]

The owl house season 3 episode 3 watching and dreaming

OH MY GOD!!! KINGS DAD?!?!

String bean my beloved 😭😭😭

OH MY GOD THE GIRL FRIENDS ARE FIGHTING

Holy fuck these nightmares

I love how the semantics are how Luz figured it out

Why did Luz touch Amitys arm pit as a way to know she "felt like Amity" ??? XD Luz been squishing her arm pit??

OH MY GOD THE OWL HOUSE FAMILY MEETING EACH OTHER AGAIN

Eda kissing their heads!!!

Oh no belos knows king is a titan

Raines voice is so soothing

The palismans becoming frieeends

I like that Luz is realising that the collector is just a confused kid

Come on Raine you got this,get rid of him!

It's Pacman!!!!

Marbles!

God you just know that the games were gonna be an episode! If only Disney weren't fuck wits

Tetris!

"I think I barfed ... Like TWELVE TIMES" "Wanna make it lucky number thirteen *yeets king*"

The collector has they/them pronouns awwweee baby space child

The collector is just a kid that's been used by the adults in their life. Smol vibes with that, we all vibe like that

Low key love the detail of the heart beating still, coz hearts do be like that, they keep pumping by themselves out of the body

Holy shit holy shit holy shit it's SANS /J /lh

OH MY GOD IS THE TITAN ACTUALLY ALIVE??

The belos spread is really really disgusting and that's like a compliment to the animators

NO BITCH he TRYING TOU KNOW

You know collector really tried

OH MY GOD ITS GROWING ON HER OH FUCK THAT

This fucks with our fear of holes so bad

OH MY GOD LUZ JUST DIED LUZ JUST DIED

"I dont feel so good Mr. Stark" energy HOLY FUCK

Oh my god Luz just died

Holy shit holy shit this is so fucked up

The collector not understanding that she won't come back

Theyre so confused and scared poor baby

oh thank god, kings dad thank god

HOOTY IS A WORM FROM KINGS DAD

NO YIU FUCKIN EITH NE, HES EO SMOL AND LIKE DAD SHAPED

KINGS DAD IS BIGENDER

I love King's dad

Please please I need king to meet his dad

I'm gonna cry king isn't gonna meet his dad will he

The idea of the massive skeleton having the clothes I just oh no

Oh it makes sense.... Because because they couldn't have the boiling Isles if the titan woke up and existed

Oh no string bean

Oh no the collector is so confused and scared

OH NY GOD TITAN KYZ IS SI FHCKING COOL

LUZ STILL DOING CATCHPHRASES

Edas happy "aaaaaaaaaah"

I love how Luz is taller

Please don't have the collector die, I really luv the lil dude

I like how eda has to help coz Luz isn't used to having magic by herself

Nawww gus' lil guy falling 😭😭😭

I LOVE THAT IT WAS A THING FROM THE BEHINGING THAT ITS "MAGIC COMES FROM THE HEART" stop that's so cute

RAINES ALIVE

Awwwwweee they love each other

LUZ SAID THE LINE

Different note, I love how King screams the aroace flag /lh /hj

Fuck you belos

Awwwwweee the archive building turns into a crown for the titan

Awwwee the collector just wanted friends

Now kisth (referring to Raine and eda)

I love how Belos is trying to pretend like he's cursed

I love that they just squished Belos

"dang kid you do have tol genes"

They made it! They're all alive

"I loathe you" " bread pun!!!" Shut that's so sad and cute and heart breaking

Awwwee they're all together

OH MY GOD GROWN UP LUZ??? I HEARD THAT VOICE DEEPEN

STEEEEEEEVE

Awwwee Gus having different clones and his dad guessing which one

DARIAS AND HUNTER SHUT

Borscha missed her GFS /j /lh

SSTTTEEEEEVVEEE

The girlfriends kiss im so glad

AWWWEEE EDA AND CAMILLE MET

HOOOOOOTTTTTTTYYYYY MY BELOVED

King saying " I hope I see you again"

Luz has no magic ):

She still has string bean and potions tho!

GROWN UP LUZ

THEY BOTH GRADUATED

STRING BEAN WITH AN APPLE ON DA HEAD

Hunter became a person that makes palismans

They're in love ur honor

He got his moustache!!

Oh my god Amity is a queeeeen

Awwweee he retired

Awwwwweee they figured out magic to get rid of the coven seal I'm so happy

OH MY GOD DARIUS AND ALFOR? COUKD THERE BE A SHUP? COUKD HE HATE HIM COZ HE OOGES HIM MWYBE!!!

Raine 🥰

Gus is a teacher

EDA HAS A HOOOOOOOK I LOVE THST FOR HER

King is lanky!!!!! Lanky middle evolution!!!!

Awwwwwweeee "king-cerea"

THE BIRTHDAY CAKE DOLL THING

King si making magic!!!

NEW GLYPH LANGUAGE SHUTDUDP

HES SO LANKY

Willow Dom's the hell out of hunter /j /lh

"BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE"

SHUTTUP oh my god ;-;

Tdlr: fuck Disney for not giving us more of this show

[youaretheunicorn]

that line from aos s1 when daisy gets shot and tripp asks jemma if they've known each other for a while and she says "not really. a couple months. we have nothing in common. couldn't be more different" and he says "but you can't imagine your life without her" and she says "yes".

yeah that one. that's pretty gay

[layzhe-06]

Tophling headcanons because I can and I WILL.

So first off, this is Tophling:

Now, onto the headcanons that this place severly lacks.

1: Following up my last post, I mentioned how Toph is a sucker for cuddles. So on a bad day, or maybe during a thunderstorm, or in the morning when she's not feeling up to it, she's just gonna go and shuffle her way over to Yaling. And Yaling's hesitant at first but she eventually gets used to it and simply hugs Toph back.

2: Yaling's socially inept. Because like, since she grew up in a war and under her mother's care and guidance, she doesn't know how to properly talk to people, in a way. So when she tries to ask Toph out, she does it in a very awkward way. So awkward that it gives you secondhand embarrassment. But like, that's okay because Toph does get the message across and says yes.

3: Toph's shorter than Yaling by a good 2-3 inches. So Yaling can give her forehead kisses and Toph gets mad that she can't give them back so she simply bends herself a platform to do the same. Oh, and she likes it when Yaling carries her and gives her piggyback rides when her feet hurt. She's def the "little spoon" but when she is the "big spoon" she's like a koala, her limbs are literally all over Yaling.

4: They're dynamic is basically: Dramatic Lesbian x Serious Lesbian

Literally.

5: Yaling never picks up metalbending, and Toph's chill with that. Like, Yaling does try her best but she just can't get a hang of it so she just doesn't do it anymore? But Yaling does have good precision when it comes to shaping rocks, especially mud since it's more malleable. So she's great at creating sculptures. So for their anniversaries, Yaling gives Toph little sculptures of them together so that she can actually see the picture. Sorta. And Toph finds that sweet.

6: Sometimes Toph traces Yaling's face when she's asleep, it calms her down and helps her relax. Other times she'd trace Yaling's hands, running over the callouses n small scars.

7: Whenever Yaling gets injured or bruised during their more intense practices, Toph's the one who treats her wounds. Yaling hates it at first because she's not used to people doing that, but she adjusts to it in time. Oh, and she also does the same when Toph's the one who gets hurt.

8: Sometimes Yaling has bad days too, when she remembers how horrible Liling treated her. And when those days do happen, Toph listens to her while she talks about why she's upset. She doesn't intervene or anything unless she wants to know more, just lets Yaling express her emotions because she's a good gf.

9: They're not rlly into PDA, but they're chill with basic skinship. In private though... They're both so sickeningly sweet you're gonna gag.

I was planning to add more but fnkdekfkfk I gotta sleep. So.... Yeahhhh :P

[faetual]

watching la’s finest and i want this picture 

[itlivesproject]

seeing all the absolutely MESSY love square potential for the ilitw crew in the redfieldmc route and grinning bc at this point in time everyone is basically at the same level as eo. i have a playthrough for EVERY ilitw LI in the redfieldmc route except for connor (i love him however i personally do not want to experience his nerve going down and potentially dying or worse bc of ilwmc pushing the noahmc agenda. living vicariously through other people's screenshots for that one 😳 also i am using that save option JUDICIOUSLY bc of this i am now on page SIXTY 💀) and i have a mental ranking of each one of them based the criteria of what the FUCK they're doing to bring mc back. noah unsurprisingly is number 1. ava was the sole second but then dan came in with the steel chair so NOW they're tied. lucas andy and stacy are all tied for third and im mentally poking them with a stick to do SOMETHING bc they WILL end up getting their bf/gf stolen at this rate. im manifesting a last minute big showing for them next chapter bc if they don't. oh my girl WOULD get their ass for not even doing the bare minimum (and in stacy's case. it's even worse. her BROTHER did more for her love than she did 💀 dan deserves to steal her girl fr with the amount of research he apparently did – that lucas BETTER have joined in on in his route i can't have my main man slacking like this 😭). i would make all of them have an endgame (which makes it three for each playthrough. one for the LI one for noah and one for dan. stem prepped me to categorize everything meticulously but good god. i would have over two hundred saves by the end of this — not even considering the abel/mc/lincoln hoe route, the abelmc matthiasmc route that would be SO messy i have no idea why no one is mentioning the betrayal in this case bc abel ADORES this man and he goes in like a dilf and goes for the person they're falling for like hello? 😬 and the lincolnmc matthiasmc route that would simply be the definition of explosive. the clean routes i have for each LI are already part of the first sets i started bc i am in love with them but damn. i need an excel chart to keep up 💀) but their rankings would be the basis of whether or not i would go full throttle on the angst for their secondary route before i let them resolve things in a narratively satisfying manner (while ilbmc is simply living their best life and ilwmc also if she's not dodging the hoe allegations. ilitwmc poster child for why you should NEVER be so awesome that almost half ur friend group is in love with you at any given time 💀). mc choosing someone at the end of this unexpected ilitw bachelor would make my heart hurt for the other two losers but i KNOW i would be enjoying it the whole time alongside the main ilwmc romances. ilitw gang best friend group of all time i love them so much which is why i cannot help but put them in situations. this got absolutely lengthy and actually longer than some of my assignment answers but i wanted to cover all my bases so sorry for the one who gets to read this wall of text i simply got so excited 😁 this story lives rent free in my mind and whatever happens i cant wait to see how it would turn out for everybody in the cast it's been an honor playing your game 🥰❣️

PS: when i saw the dan romance option the image of redfieldmc's LI kicking noah's ass while dan sneaked in with his steel chair and stolen mc right under their noses went to mind 😭 the other two were all pikachu face it was hysterical. i cant WAIT for the absolute mess redfieldmc's love life is going to be. their staying power (which is especially miraculous given yt fmc's looks. asian fmc face ure pretty and my baby girl but black fmc outpaces you in the face card department) is UNMATCHED

LMFAOOOOOO this is so 😭😭😭 first of all PAGE 60 on SAVES???? u are so brave idk how you filter through all of that😭 also yeah the ilitw drama is very eh hem,,, dramatic!!?!! but i’m glad ur enjoying it!!! and im sure you’ll like the next chapter very much ! for reasons i will not say hehe 🤭

(ps im glad u see my vision🤭🖤)

[cattles-bians]

damie vibecca exes au part 20

post directory

obsetress: ok but when they first meet

obsetress: at that bar on whatever night or whatever

obsetress: when dani and viola are talking

obsetress: viola's waving her hand around as she says something and dani's staring and then totally out of nowhere:

obsetress: "wanna compare hands?"

obsetress: "what?"

obsetress: "lemme see your hand"

obsetress: and dani is grabbing one of vi's with both of hers and pulling it towards her "like this"

obsetress: and then dani's pressing their palms together and viola's raising an eyebrow and dani just GRINS and then even once they lower their hands back to the bar, neither of them move away

em: dani is SO bold i would die for her

obsetress: god same

obsetress: dani keeps glancing down at them as they're talking and she is NOT subtle

obsetress: viola catches her every time

em: maybe dani gets a smidge of smthn on the corner of her mouth and viola...

obsetress: viola pulls her hand away and dani blinks and her brows do that lil thing but then viola's murmuring "here" and grazing her thumb along the corner of dani's mouth

obsetress: dani squeaks

em: love when dani gets out dani’d

obsetress: viola's like "sorry, was that... was that okay?" and dani just swallows and nods with big shining eyes and then vi kinda hesitates and (they've been talking for a couple hours at this point, touchin hands and obv v into each other) lets her thumb graze across dani's bottom lip and she murmurs "what about that?" and dani's eyes flutter shut

obsetress: cut to: them making out in the bathroom

obsetress: no um

obsetress: thinking about vi and dani's first kiss and like

obsetress: maybe like right after that up there vi's leaning in closer and i think she. asks dani "can i kiss you?" and dani's whispering "please" and then they're kissing all soft and THEN cut to: them making out in the bathroom and one of them slamming back against the door and kissing hard

em: dani whispering please…

em: also the smash cut between um nervous anticipation and SLAMMING against a door is so funny to me

em: sums them up

obsetress: RIGHT

obsetress: it's so good i love them

obsetress: i cant decide like

obsetress: because i don't think vi would be so rough with dani at first as to shove her hard against a door and i DO think dani would be shoving her against the door and her tongue down her throat first chance she gets

obsetress: but i think vi prob flips them p quick

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em: i am. creasing thinking abt dani having to rename all of violas contacts like STOP FUCKING UR EX

obsetress: STOP FUCKING UR EX lskfjakdlsfjsd even BETTER

obsetress: edit the tumblr post coward

em: obsetress: no um dani definitely calls the landline once and viola's like "HELLO?" and dani's like "hi?" and viola's so glad to hear her dumb voice but she's still like "dani, why are you..." and dani's like "well... i, uh... i... i was... and then i..."

obsetress: anyway they have phone sex on the landline

em: CRYIN

em: danis blocked all of vis numbers except the landline shes down Bad

obsetress: yeah,

obsetress: (dani still comes over after)

em: unstoppable force (danis thirst) meet immovable object (violas stubbornness)

obsetress: just imagining like

obsetress: i mean either after this or at literally any other time

obsetress: dani and viola laying side by side in vi's bed catching their breath immediately after and viola's just like

obsetress: "you have the libido of a teenage boy"

obsetress: and dani's head just flops to the side to look at her and she just GRINS

em: dani makes some quip abt um

em: danis like i read somewhere women don’t hit their sexual peak until their 40s or something and violas like (extremely tersely) i’m 35

obsetress: SCREECH

obsetress: dani "no, i... i know, i wasn't–– i was just––"

obsetress: viola can't stay pressed w her

em: dani tryna explain her way outta that one i’m

em: dani has never once seen violas drivers license nor ID

obsetress: "i was just... saying, because, you know, i mean... for me, i'm... you know, i'm only ever getting more..." (flush, head duck, grin up through her lashes) "you know. and i'm getting older, so i was just... thinking. for me, i mean. thinking for me"

em: dani; also i give WAY better head than a teenage boy

obsetress: viola biting her lip, grinning, melting because how could you not? and then dani kinda stops in her tracks and her brows pinch together and she tilts her head at viola "i'm... a lot better at going down on you than a teenage boy though, right? i think i am" (long pause) "i hope i am"

obsetress: anyway viola laughs and tugs dani over n on top of her "i wouldn't know" and dani does her lil nervous laugh and is like "yeah, you're right, i guess not" "but" and dani's face lights up and viola continues "i think you probably are. and you're definitely up there" and dani just GRINS

obsetress: her head is back between vi's legs not three minutes later

em: dani talks big game n then like immediately double checks for validation

em: it’s an important part of her character growth!!!

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em: ok more ‘viola has been doing this lesbian thing for longer than jamie realises’ content but like

em: perhaps she has a whole lot of ear piercings that she just never wears

em: and then one day she’s like gosh gotta make sure these don’t heal over and jamies like

em: hey what the fuck

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obsetress: um suddenly had a thought

obsetress: viola tattoos

em: oh

obsetress: yeah, like um

obsetress: vi wouldn't have heaps and they'd be hidden bc Propriety but

em: hidden tattoos my beloved

em: all tattoos my beloved

em: i mean defs has like. the date and coordinates of isabels birth somewhere

em: but um! hmm

em: haha violets

obsetress: THE ISABEL THING WAS THE FIRST THING I WAS GONNA SAY

obsetress: violets are very vi tho like

obsetress: shade plant yk

em: under the tit

obsetress: I WAS GONNA SAY UNDER THE TIT

obsetress: GET OUTTA MY HEAD

obsetress: ok it has to be canon then if we both thought it

em: it’s canon!!

em: hmm what else

em: i think viola and dani have belly button piercings but like they got them separately

obsetress: omg when did they each get theirs

em: hmmmmmm

em: i mean wild child rich heiress viola (untapped potential here won’t lie)

obsetress: wild child rich heiress viola/boarding school wild child dani au

em: oh my god

em: viola defs went to a boarding school and dani n her commiserate over it

em: viola gets it done while she’s in highschool

em: dani post eddie break up

em: like symbolically reclaiming herself deal

em: doing things for Her

obsetress: YES

obsetress: i was gonna say vi highschool dani college

em: YES

em: idk what tattoos dani would get but am thinking abt viola holding her hand while she’s getting a tattoo or piercing done bc she’s braver than ppl think but Also

obsetress: vi holding dani's hand and telling her how good a job she's doing

obsetress: dani kissing vi's tattoos

obsetress: super fascinated even though shes seen them a hundred times

em: danis like haha and what’s this one mean (plants a big old smooch)

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obsetress: Shananigans402: dani putting on 4 inch heels and being so content that she's finally her girlfriend's height and then viola kisses her before putting on 6 inch heels with a smug little grin

obsetress: i––

em: oh my god shannon

obsetress: oh shes on one

obsetress: Shananigans402: dani starts keeping things on a high shelf in her place just so she can ask viola to reach up to get them down for her

obsetress: i was talking to shan abt the shelf thing

obsetress: and i played myself i think

obsetress: because now i literally cannot stop thinking

obsetress: dani putting the strap on the top shelf in her closet "baby 🥺 can you get it 🥺"

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[em note: once again it is the time honored timezone tradition of either sending ur friend something really good or really fucked up b4 they go to sleep]

em: what about

em: jamie and dani laying in bed after brunch w violas excessive amount of ear jewellery and jamies like ‘those were cool. i want some’ and danis like ‘with ur tiny lil ears??’ and jamies like ‘well. yeah…’ and danis like well. if u wanna. i think one would be cute here (mwah) and here (mwah) or maybe here (mwah)

em: ticklish jamie. that is my lil idea

obsetress: im Soft

em: thankyou

em: em softsbians

em: what was ur lil idea

obsetress: oh

obsetress: not obsoftress

obsetress: but um

em: look i was really hoping i could make it hornier but alas sometimes the idea is soft

em: can’t force the horny

obsetress: i will do my job n delivery the horny for u i suppose

obsetress: it's a hard job but somebody's gotta do it!

em: it’s a thankless job!

obsetress: dani, sneaking up behind viola to wrap her arms around her waist and bury her face between her shoulder blades: baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

obsetress: dani, laying on the bed, staring up at her, panting: baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

obsetress: dani, pulling away mid-heated makeout, half naked, still grinding into vi even tho they're not kissing anymore without even realizing it: baby baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

obsetress: dani, catching her breath after her first orgasm, letting her head flop to the side to look over at vi: baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

em: insatiable dani clayton my beloved

obsetress: thank you i agree

obsetress: something about dani calling vi baby also........................

em: oh i love dani calling vi baby SO MUCH

em: fucked up that dani clayton is potentially just the right height to motorboat vi pretty much whenever

em: sappho may u plant ur self face first into the breast of ur tender gf or whatever

em: dani: haha i’m so short i can’t reach it. can u lift me

obsetress: vi sees thru all of dani's little tricks but entertains them anyway

obsetress: because she knows shes gonna get to rail her at the end of them

em: dani being a little shit is foreplay actually clayton

em: