#they're so precious awwww

[dollfacefantasy]

omg ever since i read your logan puppy!reader fic i cant stop thinking about how deadpool and a puppy!reader :3

awwww cause they would be so cute 🥺 i feel like the appeal of logan with puppy!reader is that they're grumpy x sunshine, but with wade it'd be like sunshine x sunshine and i love that

i struggle hard writing for wade so here's some hcs for this <3 wade wilson x puppy-hybrid!reader cw: mdni, hybrid (? it's reader's mutation), mentions of smut and heat cycles

wade spoils you ROTTEN. you're just the cutest thing ever to him so how could he not? you get just about anything you want, you don't even have to flaunt the puppy eyes for it.

if you want one, you get the prettiest collar seen on the face of this earth. he's proud to call you his, and everyone is gonna know that.

he can't get enough of the way you bound over to him when he pats his lap or the bed. you get kisses all over your face for doing that.

always asking "who's my good puppy?" in an obnoxious voice, but unfortunately it gets you every time.

when the two of you hang out with logan, he gets even pissier than usual. the two of you work as a team in irritating him, bouncing off each other and both chattering on and on.

you have so much energy, but he has no problem working it out of you. he'll play fight with you until you're begging for mercy. never lets you win.

he gets soft when you fall asleep with your head in his lap. he's not sure what it is about that position, but to him, it's the sweetest thing. he scratches behind your ears, his heart melting as you subconsciously lean into it with your tail twitching as you rest.

teases the fuck out of you when you into heat. he knows it's a little cruel, but he can't resist. you're so fucking needy and pathetic and it gets him so hard. makes you beg for your "treat."

obsessed with hitting it from the back cause he loves grabbing and pulling on your tail while pounding you. he's a meanie.

it's worth it though because he gives it to you good. goes round after round until you're totally content and feeling better. afterwards he makes up for being a bully. he's extra sweet (almost excessively so).

at the end of the day, he loves you so so much. treats you like the most precious thing in the world cause to him that's exactly what you are.

[amxrany]

!! CHAPTER 7 / DIASOMNIA ARC SPOILERS !!

Damn we are eating a lot (Part 2):

During the battle, Baul is shooked on how Silver and Sebek are good at dealing with horses to which Sebek replies that they're part fo the equestrian club so it's a natural thing for them

Yuu and Grim were about to get attacked by an Iron Man but Lilia comes in to defend them. BUT THEN LILIA PROCEEDS TO SMACK SILVER AND SEBEK BEING ALL "This is why I hate children 😒" 😭😭😭

After the battle we reach the castle (which is the castle in the Sleeping Beauty movie) AND THEN WE SEE THE KNIGHT OF DAWN

Anyways going back to the topic, we also get Henric, who is pretty much going "Meleanor if you don't get out of that castle right now we'll invade the castle together with the Knight of Dawn" AND JESUS FUCK HIS SPRITE 💀

Yucks

It turns out the Knight of Dawn doesn't want any part of this either, cuz Henric wants Meleanor's magic orb and dragon egg (aka Malleus) since they're really precious things

Idk what's up with this chapter and their thing for turning characters into orphans cuz the Knight of Dawn is also an orphan adopted by the king 🧍‍♀️, and Henric tells him that if he can steal the orb maybe it could save the king and Leah

We then see Meleanor, WHO IS A FUCKING BADDIE SO DAMN REAL TWST YKNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR WOMEN 😍😍😍

WE ALSO SEE EGG MALLEUS AWWWW

Meleanor tells them that she was planning to take a nap with the egg but useless people interrupted that, and she refers to the egg as Malleus already 🥹. Lilia is just confused and asks how is she sure that the egg is a boy, in which Meleanor replies that a mother is always sure and knows that Malleus will grow up to be beautiful like his father, Leverne

But then she sees Sebek and Silver and makes them get down on their knees (MAAM I'LL ALSO GET DOWN ON MY KNEES FOR YOU 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️), she then goes on about how humans are weak and stuff. Lilia tries to defend them but Baul tells us about Meleanor's hatred for humans and that we might as well stay quiet

But then Lilia loses his shit as well and tries to tell Meleanor about the danger that's just waiting outside but Meleanor refuses, saying that she wants to fight because she's a mother who wants to protect egg Malleus (I swear I can't this update is making me cry 😭). So she tells everyone to escape with the egg while she fights the Knight of Dawn and we get this scene of Lilia holding on to egg Malleus

Meleanor tells them to leave but Lilia refuses. So out of anger, she zaps him which causes everyone to panic cuz he has the egg and Silver tries to stop it but Meleanor gets even more mad that she zaps him too like jesus this woman and her anger issues. Silver tries to plead with them to stop fighting because people who love each other don't fight

Meleanor replies that even if she doesn't make it, Malleus is still there. But Lilia tells her that Malleus can't hatch without the true love of a parent. BUT THEN WE GET THIS REVEAL THAT LILIA PROPOSED TO MELEANOR 200 YEARS AGO AND HE ALSO LOVED LEVERNE LIKE LILIA MELEANOR LEVERNE POLY RELATIONSHIP IS FUCKING REAL. Meleanor reassures Lilia that he will find a way to love Malleus since he also loved her and Leverne 🥹

She then summons thorns that drags Lilia and the rest away from the castle, saying her final goodbye to both Lilia and Malleus (I'm crying rn guys). Lilia tries to find a way back in to save Meleanor but Baul yells at him to calm down cuz he was still holding egg Malleus, and that Meleanor trusted them to protect the egg

Meleanor makes her appearance to the Knight of Dawn and Silver Owls, which starts another battle....

Next: Part 3

Previous: Part 1

[damnfandomproblems]

Fandom Problem #5291:

"Pursuing someone after they've told you they're not interested in hopes that they'll change their mind is sexual harassment and NEVER acceptable!"

*same situation but Gay*

"Awwww my precious gay babies! I just know he doesn't mean it when he says no, I can't wait until he changes his mind so they could be together!"

[nephilimbrute]

Yo, how you doin' ? Did you play Side Order ? What are your (gay) though ?

i'm doin alriighhtt :3 i didn't play side order actually (I don't have a switch.) but i went through a gameplay with my friend and i'm scrounging up more lore >w< we were freaking tf out the whole time. especially me. i was screaming at every cutscene

like when marina showed us her computer background i goofy-screamed Out Loud (i probably did that like 8 times in total). there's literally No straight explanation for that, pearl's literally holding marina's zipper in that and he's laying down. nonone has a pic of their Best Friend (heavy quotes) laying down smiling all pretty and handsome like that

OHHHHH THIS ONEEE😭😭😭my girl is literally tearing up she's so happy😭😭😭😭😭 all the dev diaries were sooooo fwjgwgkxkgwkhcjcxjg😭😭😭😭

AND ALL THE PEARLINA???????? my GOD this girl is crazy i hate them so much!!!! /affectionate

jesus CHRIST girl pull yourself toGETHER... "aw pearlie! you say the coolest things" "she's sooooo coool" "pearl, don't drool over my diaries. i'm right here!" "i can't help it! pearl's just too precious. she's fearless at the core and adorable on top!" among many other marina quotes. i'm speechless

and ohhhhhh dedf1sh's letters😭😭😭😭 little marina i can't do this. i get so emotional when i see her, she was just a kid😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭AHHHHHJJJJJJJ😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

marina's hyperfixation on excavators persists. she's such a nerdddddd!!!!!!!

and ughhhghhghjf marina agitando. i was freaking out so bad when i saw her AND PARALLEL CANON. the lore implications THE LORE IMPLICATIONS×@!!!!! this also gives me some new content to use in my AU.....devilish

i said this before but the Order you see in the dlc is in my AU as a type of malware that marina created for herself. she encrypts it into the personal software she uses as an attempt to. self destruct (off) herself. but (Un)fortunately it didn't work. she's just stuck forever wallowing in her own grief

the memverse in my AU is where marina puts everyone she has under her mind control thingy. they're all hooked into the same memverse, marina has her own that she messes with to see the possible consequences of every action she does and. stuff.

and i also said this on my alt twt acc but in the Normal Side Order(...??) my agent 4 turns into parallel canon either voluntarily or unvoluntarily. and since there's others with him i decided to make them robotic clones of 8 and cap3. and they only serve to mock agent 8 and what little they remember of their lovers and themself, a materialized deteriorating memory

tbh i was more focused on the theme of side order instead of dedf1sh stuck in the elevator with two lesbians that would do the unthinkable if they weren't there

here's how i see it. so much for your memories fading away while you are actively trying to get them back

i also kept freaking out At dedf1sh. i shouted them for to get off the screen each time they popped up (also affectionate). creepy zombie GET OUT. dedf1sh and their dumb puppy eyes

unconscience is sooooo good i only listened to it twice and if i did any more times i would be gone and in the woods somewhere

i loved all the bosses.........marina and parallel are my favs....also rondo. That thing's so horrifying i love it. when i saw it i was like "what kind of panopticon shit is this....." and was absolutely THRILLED! to see that it was actually based on a panopticon as well as the floor level (0ct0ptic0n)

and these album covers??????they're so fucking AWESOMEEEEeee i love the album art of splatoon. when i saw all the stuff in alterna i was so amazed. the gear is so awesome too i wish i played splatoon. i'd grind the shit out of side order tbh......smollusk is so cute the. Awwww awww

also this dlc made me realize i'm a big machine but make it girly

as Side Order C.E.O i feasted GOOD this was a bountiful harvest

[still-a-morosexual-help]

I CAN'T

That's was really good chapter, really good

I can feel that MC was really triggered when Belphie go for attack, body remember everything...

Also, I started to love Asmo, I mean I always love all of them, but no, Asmo plus one favorite, favorite trio😭😭😭😭

THEY'RE DIDN'T HESITATE AND BELIEVE MC, I JUST CAN'T

Sol Is awesome and I'm so glad to be here with him, I always loved him, but I didn't get enough of him, so yeah, win not only for Mammon stan, but for Sol stan, my two precious white haired grandpa

Sol is so protective of MC

That line was so powerful, where he was be like, and you think that I'm not angry? 🤗

I want to know what happened to him, I HOPE WE'LL KNOW, I need more lore, bc he was almost dead and Barb helped him, what the fuck happened between them >_<

Also, fuck you Belphie, NOT HIM TALKING ABOUT HONESTY LOL still my little meow meow

But I really interested...how Beel and Satan would react on that. Want to believe that Satan on our side. I mean, humans didn't get him, pls he's my favorite too....

13 IS MY WIFE AAAHHHHHH

she was so sweet and liked our soul, awwww

And I really feel bad for MC, I love angst for my girl, but... It's hurt. Your family doesn't know you, some of them want to kill you, and you can't make yourself to hurt them because of love, but also cant tell them that you know them and you're family :(

They may be strong in every aspect, but still.

Lucifer is not angry, but more feel betrayed and hurt, I think that's the case :(

Pls let MC get some rest, bc I'm worried bc of that promise 🙂

Also that moment with choosing side...was interesting. I love how Sol so protective of own people and how he wanted to be powerful, now everything makes sense. But a little sad, that it doesn't seem that MC with him on this. MC not attached to the own world, sometimes I feel like that they're doesn't have a place in the world bc they're not exactly human, not demon and not angel, really interesting moment

And have a good day!

Yes!! Yes! Everything you said! You basically summarised all my thoughts!

The Asmo-Levi-Mammon-MC friend group is so wholesome!!!??? I love that the three of them believed MC no questions asked! And Levi, in Nightbringer, before he gets more used to being a demon is so shy??? I want to squeeze him. And Asmo's so sweet!????? They can be mean, obviously, but it's nowhere near what they are like as fully fledged demons

The Solomon backstory and his relationship with both Thirteen & Barbatos was so good! Also Candy!! I'm so glad we got to find out more about her too

Thirteen & Solomon technically being roommates? The fact that Thirteen actually really cares about Solomon!? I'm😭 That Barbatos really cares about him as well🥺

Oh! Oh! Yes Solomon saying the you think I'm not angry line while just 😊 smiling was amazing. Man was fucking livid

He cares about MC so much, and he cares about humanity so much that if it comes to it he would fight viciously against people he has come to consider his friends and he expects MC to be the same. Because Solomon's been without a human friend/companion for so long and he finally found someone like him and he expected them to hold the same views and ideals as him because of course when you ask a human to choose between humanity and demons they'll choose humanity no matter what bond they have with the demons right!? Except MC went haha actually.....lol and then gave the grimoire to Lucifer with 0 hesitation and then promised to protect them & bring happiness to them in a place they were told not to make promises (my bet is it'll make their promise binding and they knew that too right!? Because they spoke about not making promises there twice with Thirteen. and if that's the case that means they knowingly made a binding promise meaning if it comes down to it if there's a war they'll never be on humanity's side) God, Solomon must be devastated

Also the fact that Nightbringer was right about what MC will choose!?

Satan might actually just not pick a side? Like he wouldn't be bothered to go out of his way to help MC the way the other three did, but at the same time if it meant going against Lucifer......

Beel, I'm not sure. Because as of rn MC hasn't had a big bonding moment with Beel and it's just been 1yr since they lost Lilith. He may not hate humans the way Belphie does but I feel like he'll take Belphie's side, the same way he did in that Devilgram where Belphie protested the exchange program

Lucifer was definitely hurt and scared and covering it up with anger

And yeah I get the same feeling that general MC doesn't really have anything in the human world. It's kinda been hinted at in the previous seasons as well and nightbringer might as well have confirmed it during the last lesson

In conclusion,

Let MC take a fucking nap

[aluria-sevhex]

the power of friendship didn't work :(

[Hi, stardust! If you wanna read all of her posts as she plays through ISAT, they can all be accessed in this masterpost and are all tagged as #Aluria plays ISAT for the first time (please don't spoil)

This particular post starts in the middle of a play session and conversation directly following the last one, so it might be a good idea to have read that one first!]

notes:

-hm? the stars? yeah what *is* Sif's deal with them. so help me if the kid is right and they came from the sky-

-""how do you deal with it?" (you don't.)"

-hehe Sif is thinking of a loophole

-D: i messed up with Bonnie

-guess i'll talk to Loop

-Bonnie's favorites are rice and pineapples... and the third thing isn't palmiers... so the third thing has to be the samosas

-oh my god. Sif asked if Loop is jealous of his allies, and Loop was like "like what? like i'm your partner waiting for you to come home and then when you do all you can do is talk about hoe much fun you had with your friends?"

BUDDY. YOU'RE TELLING ON YOURSELF.

-"forget i said that. it was an awful metaphor." mmhmm. hmmmmmmmm

-oh? if they're not jealous of the party... are they jealous of Sif?

-gonna loop to help Bonnie

-huh. if i zone out the skill won't be as useful. i won't then

-"Isabeau looks nicer, you think" hehe

-:o the second time, Siffrin thinks the belief should change

-"but changing the script is scary" oof

-gonna have to find a craftonomy book

-"also, why am i thinking about candles right now?" strange. oh yeah it *was* in one of the dorm rooms

-i accidentally zoned out for Odile's thing this time ;_;

-FUCK I DON'T KNOW THE TYPE OF SAMOSAS.

WAIT. BONNIES PROFILE.

"Weak to: Cheese

Resists: Veggies"

...FUCK I MESSED UP

-talking to Isa. "you will always make the joke. you have to keep some sort of routine to stay sane, and if always making the joke is how, so be it." funny but also D:

-??? Sif and Loop just had a thing about how quiet Sif is...

-time to loop forward to see what the samosas' deal is

-looped to Floor 3. gonna find a craftonomy book

-HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE POWER OF CRAFT BREAK A

-oh THAT'S where a chain for the pendant is!!!

-hm. apparently Body Craft is illegal in Ka Bue, but if you know where to look...

-in the bathroom again. eavesdropping.

-"in some countries we would be expected to talk about the men in our lives and nothing else. would you like to do that" "we've only got the one man, madame, and ew" LOL

-oh my god. they're talking about Isabeau confessing.

-love how Odile and Bonnie have figured out that Isa has a crush on Siffrin but Sif and Mira are oblivious. truly an aspec mood

-WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID A SIFFRIN SPRITE APPEAR I JUST GOT A FUCKING ACHIEVEMENT FOR IT HUH???

-oh did i completely misinterpret that part of Bonnie's profile

-looping back

-time to help everybody again

-"(say the line, Siffrin)"

-"coming to a country she has no ties to, but wanting to create those ties herself. it feels almost revolutionary."

"you're jealous." oh?

-...what if Siffrin is from the country that disappeared. it makes sense with all the weird shit, and would also explain why they don't remember much of it

-time to help Bonnie!

-also i am once again wondering what the deal is with Siffrin and stars. 'stars' is in the game's title and they clearly have some sort of importance... fuck it speculation time. what if Loop and Siffrin are both from the same place (possibly the disappearing country) that had a lot of ties to the star or the sky or something, and Loop was in a time loop or something st some point for some reason, maybe to fulfill a purpose, failed, and is now trying to help Siffrin with whatever the purpose of Siffrin's time loop is

-anyway. Bonnie time!

-:0 Bonnie wants me to teach them how to fight

-awwwwwwww this is so fucking precious

-Sif. did you seriously fucking forget thst you don't like being touched? or are you that oblivious.

-...OH. awwww :( they do like it but he's not used to it...

-:0 BONNIE'S SISTER NAME REVEALED (Nille/Pétronille)

-oh wow Nille is just like me fr fr (i don't like being unexpected touched, and there's been times where it ended in me screaming too)

i am not able to suplex people tho lol

-feel like Siffrin's memory issues are either magic bullshit or. trauma? or. magic bullshit AND trauma? idk but this bitch is not mentally healthy

-lol??? Bonnie poked Sif XD

-LMAO SIF FUCKING TRIPPED- wait. whh does that have ominous audio

-OH? Sif lost their eye protecting Bonnie?

-i don't think Bonnie's apparent guilt is JUST about Siffrin, it's gotta be at least a little about Nille

-AWWWWWWWW BONNIE HUGGED SIFFRIN

-time to help Isabeau!

-hold on gonna talk to Loop first

-lol Sif asked if Loop and the King are friends

-ok. listen Siffrin. what the FUCK do you mean by "it's complicated" how does one have a complicated relationship with the fucking stars???

-ok NOW i'm helping Isa

-...oh my god. Isabeau's name. is a pun. (－‸ლ)

-:0 they're staring at the sky together

-hmmmm why do you wanna change the subject, Sif?

-also it's so sweet that Isabeau noticed the little things :]

-shy nerd Isa does not compute

-PLEASE ISA CONFESS ALREADY THIS IS PAINFUL

-Aaaajdjkaskdljdjdjejfjghtjgjgjgjfn

-ToT THE TIMELINE IS *DETERMINED* TO MAKE SURE THAT ISA NEVER FUCKING CONFESSES

-hehe Bonnie, Odile, and Mirabelle arrived

-gonna go thru the entire House in one loop >:)

-"You have ENOUGH of all those STUPID SADNESSES standing in your BLINDING WAY." Sif is getting SICK of the loops.

-...uh-oh. everybody's scared? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LOOP(?)

-kinda like when Bonnie was shown to have been listening in and it culminated in them saying they hate Siffrin over and over before things rewound slightly

-"don't kill it in one strike, or they'll notice"

-...i can make it so Sadnesses run... shouldn't i buff my friends' levels tho? so they have all their skills.

-I GOT THE SHARPENING STONE

-fuck. Sif almost forgot to stop Isabeau from running into the Tears

-Sif is now thinking about the difference between Tears and being frozen in battle and nearly panicking. i think this game should be renamed Anxiety Simulator 2023

-if i had a nickel for every RPG i liked where the main character is depicted in monochrome and has severe mental health issues and is in some sort of cycle, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

-Frin once again said nya and is sick of it

-Siffrin's accumulated stats + the stat boosts from the hangout memories make the group *terrifyingly efficient*. i made it so the Sadnesses are scared of me but i hunt them down anyway just to get those levels for the skills. i am attaining godlike power by the standards of this place and it is horrifying

-every time i get a notification that Siffrin's leveled up i get kinda scared...

-CRAFTONOMY BOOK FOUND! TIME CRAFT CRASH COURSE!

-O_O CRAFTING TIME WAS HYPOTHESIZED TO REQUIRE KILLING THE USER

-tbf Sif's time loop abilities do have weird limits... like absorbing the memories of battles to go forward...

-time to call Loop!

-dang. that was not as helpful.

-hey i found the hand-drawn tarot deck and got a 2 of Swords this time

-Floor 1 boss time

-snack time!

-picking the onigiri this time

-going to log off for the night

-back

-obligatory title screen music appreciation :D

-hehe talked to Bonnie after the snack time

-"which one am I?" "you're my cousin who i see once a year and we have a really really good time!"

-:0 one of the papers in Euphrasie's office is a love letter from Claude

-hm. a spreadsheet with two columns: "Save Vaugarde" and "Other"... the first one has a lot of names, the second doesn't

-:0 the person didn't give their partner the earring yet

-"(You're not sure how many deities you worship.)"

-uh-oh. i think Odile thinks it's sus that i knew about the familytale

-the book on shields "smells weird"

-I THINK ODILE THINKS IT'S SUS THAT I KNEW THE CARROT METHOD

-"you pick up the key, and do not think about how bad you are at your job"

-ohhhhhhhh wait does Odile have two names because she's half-Vaugardian? either that or. a gender thing?

-hehe Bonnie is saying it's stupid to talk about what'll happen if we lose

-awwww everybody promised that we'd protect each other

-"the taste is familiar to you, somehow" yeah cuz i ate fish heads on a previous loop

-"Sif is MY Siffrin nickname, Mira." lol

-ok Odile definitely thinks i'm sus

-...SOME. CRAFTS HAVE A DISTINCT SMELL. I KNEW IT. SUGAR. TIME CRAFT IS SUGAR

-YEAHHHHHHHH TIME TO UNITE THE PENDANT AND CHAIN

-oh :< doesn't work

-oh fuck Sif u ok?

"(Nothing ever goes right in your life.)" (and the text is shaky :( )

-hehehe note earring

-hm. the pottery class has issue 87

-bathroom break!

-Sif feels... happy?

-"even though you're not friends, you're just allies" idk you guys seem like friends to me

-uh. Sif is calling themself stupid again.

-that weird ghost Sif again...

-i am definitely not the only person to compare the paper Tristesse to SOMETHING. but i'm doing it anyway

-hehe level 69 nice

-...did i need to sharpen the Keyknife before opening the door?

-hm where's the last of the bomb components located? the gizmo-gadget is in the room and the secret ingredient is in Claude's hand... but what about the thingy-thing?

-YES SIF YOU ARE ALL FRIENDS

-FOUND FAMILY MY BELOVED

-SNACK TIME

-malanga fritters :D

-"in this moment, you are loved"

-:o Mira is brushing Sif's hair

-hehehe Sif wants Isa to be emotionally vulnerable first

-the King fight music slaps

-no it was not always this easy to fight him

-...who helped the King harness Time Craft

-the universe? ...wishing on a star...?

-Isa can't remember... hm...

-why don't they know what the universe is???

-Mira saw an article that said the King is from elsewhere. maybe he's from the disappearing island? or wherever Sif is from. altho those two places might be the same

-THE TALLNESS. JUST HAPPENED???

-what can he see?

-how is freezing Vaugarde the universe's will?

-...what if. what if the only way to break the time loop is to let the King win. just let him freeze everything and leave Vaugarde.

-"you know it's just a way to make you stop fighting, but..."

-i have once again killed the King

-..."I can never go back home." T_T

-i don't think friendship will fix the loops. currently talking to everybody

-GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ISA WHEN WILL YOU CONFESS LMAO

-*sighs* time to talk to Euphrasie

-I KNEW IT. IT'S THE SAME. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

-Siffrin calling himself stupid counter just went up :(

-and again...

-...Odile?

-Siffrin's friends are noticing that something's wrong

-...and. i looped again.

-TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THE TIME LOOP

-i think Sif called themself stupid again... and again

-:0 memory of Family... a way they could catch up?

-:( Siffrin wants Isa to touch him. but it'll never happen.

-talking to Loop

-aw. when asking Loop how to help everyone and then selecting who to help, Siffrin refers to them as family members now :]

-OK I CAN ASK LOOP ABOUT THE WEIRD SIFFRIN SPRITE

-RE: Isabeau trying to confess and Siffrin being oblivious, Loop is probably thinking "wow! this motherfucker is so dense!"

-logging off for now

[altocat]

Ever Crisis: The First Soldier CHAPTER 5 Recap

Now that Sephiroth has joined the game, expect a lot more rambling/inane bias.

We open back up in the cave. The trio is resting when Sephiroth whistles to them to round them up. Glenn is pissy at the idea of them taking orders from a kid.

We meet up with Seph, where he tells us we'll be cutting through Cawpine Caverns. He said he spotted the Rhadorans there, so he thinks there's probably a base. He's got a mind to go run in there and kill shit.

Glenn keeps calling him a "cyborg", though he said he'll accept Seph's leadership since Seph is a big hero. He also threatens to kick Seph's ass if he whistles for them again. Seph pouts and trails unhappily behind them.

The group walks along a long trail thick with Mako. Seph holds them up and APOLOGIZES about whistling before, saying it was rude. He didn't realize. He admits he hasn't really had many opportunities to actually interact with people. This is his first real field assignment. Sheltered lab rat Seph confirmed??

Seph says him being a hero is a LIE. He said Shinra made him the face of the program and manufactured all of his "achievements". It was all one big recruitment ploy. He doesn't think he's a hero and he doesn't WANT to be one.

Glenn warms to this slightly and tells him now's his chance to prove himself to be a REAL hero. After all, he's freakishly strong in combat.

Seph doesn't want to be a hero. He says he just wants to live a normal life. But he mumbles it so the others can't hear. He said it's "never going to happen anyway". My heart is actually breaking??? OW.

They move to a waterfall. Natural materia has formed here. We have a very familiar Nibelheim-esque callback scene. Matt infodumps some familiar dialogue and Seph practically winks at the camera all "HUH NEAT".

Glenn reveals he got into trouble a lot as a kid, acting out how often he had to apologize for screwing around. Seph...doesn't understand him acting goofy. But it actually makes him laugh a little. AWWWW.

Oh god here we go. Sephiroth very awkwardly shows them a PICTURE of HOLY FUCKING SHIT LUCRECIA IT'S LUCRECIA OMFG. He calls her "Jenova". Seph asks if they've ever met or seen her before. It's a really detailed Remake Trilogy-esque pic of Lucrecia.

He said HOJO gave him the picture, but wouldn't tell him anything about her. That's surprising. Now Seph goes around asking everyone he meets if they've seen her.

Anyway, monster time. I finally get to fight as Seph! Little baby boy is so weak and pathetic compared to my way over-leveled FS trio lmao. His model is also very smol in comparison to them. Runty Seph!!! I'm gonna have to max this boi out.

After the fight, Glenn asks if Seph showed them the photo because he figured they'd die before he got to ask. Seph says no, but giggles about it. Precious angel baby boy.

Seph says that talking to the three of them must be what "having fun" is like. And that he enjoys it. Guys, I'm gonna die. I'm fucking crying. AND LUCIA PATS HIM ON THE HEAD GUYSSSSSS.

They enter the base. Seph tells them they are to eliminate all monsters and Rhadorans. He said this includes kids and old folks, rationalizing for both--SEPH'S also a kid, and the old folks could be veterans. YIKES Seph. He spouts some propaganda about this island belonging to Shinra. The boy is brainwashed.

With that said, they're keeping him pretty balanced so far. He goes between being genuinely sweet and endearing to ruthless war weapon. As he should be. I like morally gray Seph.

I attempt to navigate the base with a severely under-leveled Seph. Thanks, Square. Lots of Rhadorans and filler monsters slain. Many sections have annoying gates you have to unlock.

This caps off with a fucking STEAMPUNK MECH weapon thing. And of course it's a somewhat hard fight so it's grinding time with Seph.

After the fight, Sephiroth runs ahead in pursuit of the Rhadorans. He tells the group they should split up in different directions. When Glenn protests Seph going off by himself, Sephiroth says it's his "cyborg instinct". So he's still sore about that brief bit of bullying. Aww.

While the trio is tangling with the Rhadorans, who shows up but fish-goblin STAMP! He keeps following the trio and tears into the fray.

The whole place starts to fall apart thanks to explosives. Our trio books it, where they find Sephiroth outside, a huge pile of Rhadoran bodies all around him.

Here we go. The emotional climax of the chapter. Sephiroth says they were trying to evacuate everyone who couldn't fight, which Seph evidently took care of. Glenn asks if this violence was necessary and Matt equally says that they could have been used as bargaining chips.

Seph says they have to kill. SURPRISINGLY, Seph managed to get hurt! The so called "kids" Glenn mentioned earlier apparently had some combat training and backstabbed Seph.

Seph says that people make assumptions about himself as well, so he tries extra hard to prove them wrong. He says that his training proved to him that he needs to be strong, smart, and ruthless in battle, a hardened heart. It's kill them before they kill you. Obviously Shinra brainwashing. But also, Sephiroth has obviously seen a LOT of trauma at this point.

To which Glenn steps towards him and gives him The Hug. It's life or death out here. But Sephiroth has nothing to prove. He only needs to show compassion.

Sephiroth sadly shakes his head and is either crying or having something close to a mini-breakdown. To which he whispers the heartbreaking finisher of all finishers: "...I'm not a cyborg."

Glenn gives him another hug while Sephiroth stands there and cries. FuCK. I'm dead. Like, absolutely gutted. Jesus christ.

Sephiroth murmurs "I never wanted to be." A cyborg, obviously. GAME CALM DOWN I CAN'T KEEP CRYING LIKE THIS.

A bit later, the trio and Seph spot the other island in the distance. Glenn says there's someone who lives there who is "kind of like" Sephiroth. There's those parallels.

We cut to a brief scene of Rosen and his dog, lighting the chimney. White smoke. Lucia points out that when all the Rhadorans are gone, it will just be Rosen by himself.

This chapter was agony. Pure, undiluted agony. Almost up there with Zack's death. Almost. It's somewhere in the top 10 FF7 tearjerkers. FUCK.

[pshwrldd]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out🖤

hi nana, my precious cutiesweetie! hru cutie? i know you've been dealing with a terrible cold now! i am sad and mad to know that 😔 you, such a cutiesweetie are infected! all bad virus must stay away from you they're horrible😣

anyways, you are one of my love, my bsf, and an important person for me. I really hope we'll continue to be close friends forever, and always found comfort in each other! tysm for being by my side, helping me choosing suit pics for my layout ❤ just want to remind you, that you never fails to make me smile ❤

Nooo… lily babyyy😖 ur gonna make me cry- im feeling the same😞 but so much better! Awwww, dont worry, i promise ill get so much better soon!!!

im actually speachless, i really hope the same. NOO thank you for being by myy side and u dont have to thank me for something so small? U help me with my whole header😖 💗you never fail to make my day sooo much better💗

im glad im alaways able to bring tou smiles, laughter and comfort always<3 i hope we get closer through and ups and downs.

thank you for being an amazing bestie anyone can ask for, thank you for being my sullyoon to my heawon🫶🏻 thank you for comforting me throughout the whole time im sickk. Thank you for being the sweetes preetiest, kindest person anyone can ask for. [your so kuch prettier than me i swear] thank you for being the first to text me, thank you for asking me to be moots, thank you thank you thank youu<3 not even an infinity amount of thank you can replace how grateful i am. And lily, i love you infinity and beyong💗🫶🏻

and i want to sent u back the award angel<3

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out🖤

ps: im so sorry if it took me ages to type this out bc im having a really bad headache right now but nothing can stop me from showing love to u . And i felt overjoyed from reading this thank you my lily sweetheart<33

[missamyrisa2]

I have stretch marks along my hips and back and they're sooo sensitive. I would loveeee if someone tickled them >///<

Oooh darling darling darlingggg~

You're sooooo in trouble~ because I have stretch marks up my thighs from that summer where I went from a short kid to the tallest in class~ and I knowwww how sensitive those things are~ it's partially a bashful blush tickle I think, like you knowww they're there and they just feeel exttra sensitive the moment someone notices it.

It's kinda like mole tickles~

If you have a mole or a noticeable freckle I'm gonna give it sooo much attention and tickle alll around it and just make it into the sweetest tickle beauty spotttt~

Anywayyyy stretch marks oooh yyesss~ those are perfect for what I like to call fingerprint tickles. That's where I use the underside tip of my fingers, not the nails but just the skin and give you the liiightest of sort of tremble squiggly ticklesss~ I want you to go so slow and deliberate yet with continuous contact so that you feeel the texture of my fingerprint~ and it's soooo perfect for a stretch mark because they're a line of beautiful sensitivity. I'll start with your back and snicker and lovingly cooooo~

Awwww darling you are soooo cute hereeee ~ looook at these beauty linessss~ does that tiiiickle? Mmmmh? Just when I touch riiiight hereeee~? Yeahhhh? How often do you think about being tickled on your beauty lines? Can you feeeel that? That's my fingerprint~ mmhmm riiight along here on your back. I'm ummm dusting for giggleprints? Yesss we all have giggleprints, it's that unique lil timbre you make when I get your reallll good spotsssss~ it's like beyond that usual hahahaha laugh everyone gets from the standard spots. Do we call that normalized tickles? I dunnooo but I doooo know I'm gonna have to kissss these marks toooo~ just little kisses I promise, just the smalllllest little brushy lip kisssesss~ onlyyy gentle gentle gentle kissess for youuuu darling~

and nowwww okay lil pancake time to flip~ yepppp flip it overrrr I'm gonna keep poking these sidesss until you flippp~ because nowwww we're gonna fingerprint those hipppsss mmhmmm~ oooh looook at that would ya just loook at thatttt mmmh~! it's like the cutest accents around your hip buttonssss~! How in the worlddddd ~ who saiiid you could be soooo cute and adorable? Ooh my my my yes we have to tickle tickle tickle these spotsss~ just gentle, just featherrrrr light touchesss~ yess darling you can squirm and giggle and gasp and oh yes snort alllll you liiiike~ you're still gonna be cute and ticklish and oooh so sensitive on these beauty marks~ and here we gooo hold on precious this is gonnnnaaa tickleee~~ why yes those are my fluffyy blush brushes blushing down your hips and marks~ lets seee how gaspy pink Amy can make ya~<33

[fatuismooches]

Been stuck with the idea of a reader that constantly has animals following them around🤭🤭

Dottore doesn't understand it at all, he can glance away from you for only a second and when he looks back there's already a flock of birds surrounding them. They don't get it either, but at least the birds are very cute!

Dottore and reader are out on an expedition? There's a few foxes padding after them and birds flying over them. Dottore is trying to have a nice and quiet moment with them? Nope, there's deer nibbling on their hair and cats resting in their lap.

They can't take a nap outside either... they'll wake up covered with a bunch of cats on them. And it's worse when more dangerous animals start following after them... wolves, rishboland tigers, even a vishap one time... (No, Dottore will not let them keep any of them, no matter how cutely they pout and whine)

Some of the animals get hostile and guard them, even from Dottore (which he definitely finds irritating and even jealous when he sees them try to calm the animals down and cuddles them so nicely. That should be him! Not some random strays!)

Really, the only good thing coming out of it for Dottore is that he can get samples for testing more easily. Not that they want him to do that... I mean, how could you hurt a precious little fox when it's so cute?

I think Dottore would only really be a fan of corvids, considering that you can train them to bring items back to you, and he's definitely somewhat won over when a raven brings back some mechanical parts it found (he's not going to admit he likes the birds, quit staring at him like that)

SQUEALING I LOVE THIS DEARLY!!!! It's a bit funny and confusing to you how animals like someone like you so much... someone who's affiliated with Dottore of all people... but you'll take it! They're so cute anyway 🥰 I bet Dottore probably tried to study you and figure out what about you draws animals to you so much - your scent? Personality? Looks? Something internal? In the end, he couldn't figure it out, so he's just accepted that no matter what this is the reality now. At this point, he just brings you along for company... no work is being done, as least not effectively, by you when all these animals are stealing your attention 😒

The first few times it happens, he thinks it's amusing, but then he realizes that Rishboland tigers are lying on your lap instead of him... and you're not even helping dissect the Ruin Guard with him 😡 Okay but consider: The Emerald Finch landing on Dottore's head 🥺 They're both blue and fluffy and you point out the similarities and he gets mad. NOT THE VISHAP THOUGH!! 😭 Though having a friendly vishap would be kind of cute 🥺 HEHE reader and Zandik going shopping for dorm supplies in the Akademiya but they get so sidetracked and behind time because cats keep swarming you 🥰 (He pets them a little bit because he has a soft spot because I said so)

Dottore getting kind of jealous is funny though... he never thought he would get jealous of something that's not even human. But, he knows at the end of the day, he's always your number one, the center of your world... as you are for him (completely obsessed with each other couple)

AWWWW THE CORVIDS HC 😭 His favs are definitely the crows and ravens (he literally has major bird themes/refs in his outfit, no way he isn't a fan 😭) You literally worked your ass off to train them, 1. because they're cute and 2. you wanted to prove Dottore wrong and you did. You know he adores those little things even though he shoo-es them away and then they start flying around his lab causing chaos. HELP i can just imagine him sending his bird to spy on other people now... I also personally hc Dottore as a cat enjoyer (because I'm biased) he likes how they're quiet, and when they fall asleep on his lap, but he gets so caught up in his work he forgets they're there though, and stands up and then the poor kitty just jumps up and runs away 😓

[lmazo]

awwww look at this thing! they're so cute and precious! wait they seem to have some kind of symbiotic relationship with other creatures? and bioluminescence? oh AND psychic powers? ok AND telekinesis??? oh well that's not scary i'm sure they're super nice and friendly!!! they would never hurt anyone obviously. the humans will be fine thanks to these things and their powers!

[callsign-relic]

Imagine u doing a haul to your bot owner but u can't communicate bc language barrier.

You have a very cool piece of clothe in ur bag, you want to show them how it's cool, so you just wear it, you wave for their attention and you just point your clothing, then twirl, showing off how cool it is. You try to be as expressive as you can, waiting for their reaction.

I can just picture Rodimus, First Aid or hell, even Rung, being like "oooooh that's cool, u slay gurl (gender neutrally said), keep slaying queen (gender neutrally said)🎀very demure💅"

Megatron or Ultra Magnus would be like "huhu, it looks absolutely correct to me"

Ratchet and Pharma would be like "... wtf are they doing?🤨😐"

Then Thunderclash, Drift or Fort Maximus would be like "that's so precious omg they're my lil model, imma buy them more"

Ten would be like "Ten!" Translated as and i quote :"DAYUM GUUURL (gender neutrally said), YEAH GO ON, SHOW THAT FATASS SLAYYYY THATS MY BITCH OH MY GAAAD"

Then u do a lingerie haul and things change 👀👀👀👀

PS: idk what demure means (not a native english speaker, i just heard this word today for the first time) but it sounds so gurly, so slayish, so classic, so... 💫demure💫 that i just use it. I may have been cursing an entire genealogy tree on seven differents generations, but at least im being very 💅demure🎀

Awwww this is so cute!

Imma be honest I don’t really know what demure means either 😂 according to google it means “reserved or modest” so do with that what you will hehe

[my-castles-crumbling]

I finished reading all the uploaded chapters of clandestine and jejsjsjdjsjsns pls I love it sm

I love the characterization, the most favourite part of this fic is Sirius and Regulus' relationship to me 🥹 they're so precious

awwww thank you! Ugh I love Sirius and Regulus. Their relationship always hits me so hard <3

[sleepyhead-poll]

ROUND 3D, MATCH 1 OUT OF 4!

Propaganda Under the Cut:

Snorlax:

he be snorin'. he be lax.

big sleeby... <3 he just like me fr fr

i mean it's snorlax cmon

Always sleeping. Always blocking the way of everyone. Will not move for anyone, must sleep.

This pokémon is the embodiment of sleeping (or hibernation more precisely). In the games, they block you path by sleeping in the middle of the road and you have to wake them up with a flute. In battles, they often use the attack "rest".

eepy. snoozle. his name is “snore lax” i dont think you get much more restful than that

Snorlax propaganda! - the og sleeper seen in gen 1. has longevity and we respect that - literally called the sleeping pokemon in the pokedex - blocks your path by sleeping in no less than three generations and three remakes, requiring you to wake it up - also does this in pokemon ranger - based on game freak employee kōji nishino, which is a subtweet if i've ever seen one - has a practically 100% usage in gen 1 and 2 ou competitive, and always runs rest - one of the few pokemon to learn rest, snore, and sleep talk by level up, no tms, breeding, or tutors required - the mascot of pokemon sleep, and your goal is to feed it so it can get a good night's sleep with you. literally can't get more sleepy than that. - an event snorlax can be caught in pokemon go where he wears a little sleeping cap awwww baby - also has an adorable sleepwear skin in pokemon unite - is able to have the ability deep sleep in pokemon conquest, allowing it to recover hp if it falls asleep - gigantamax snorlax is described as "the size of a mountain—and moves about as much as one as well" - you can get tons of officially licensed pjs with snorlax on them, perfectly fitting its sleepiness - you can also get these delightfully cute bookends where snorlax is sleeping? - also snorlax appears in the music video for celestial by ed sheeran. not necessarily sleepy but i think it's funny like how many other contenders are in ed sheeran lore - i like it

SNORLAX PROPAGANDA PART TWO?!?! last march, pokemon launched a "project snorlax" campaign meant to promote snorlax specifically and it came with a bunch of neat material, i'll put it under a cut lmao [Click link to view material "under the cut" in original propaganda post]

Komala:

Their ability prevents them from getting status effects because they're so dang sleepy.

Their ability is comatose, which the little blurb states that “The Pokémon is always drowsing and will never wake up. It can attack while in its sleeping state.” Bestie is an eeper

Lil sleepy guy! In the Anime there was one that kinda just hung around and ended up in weird spots. Honestly precious tho. Also, only the sleepiest. Does nothing but be eepy

his ability is “comatose” which means it’s always treated as if it’s asleep and can use moves like sleeptalk and snore. pokedex entry reads “it’s born asleep and dies asleep”

They are continuously sleeping sleeping.

[bluedillylee]

Renfri sweety you are very messed up and l love you <3 lol she just tried to run off with his horse

now she's with gnomes?? ok

bye Renfri good luck with your revenge

hahaha Geralt at the inn "I'm not a bandit"

oh hey isn't that the witcher dude from the first episode? Gwidon with the facial scar? Now he's bald but I think that's him

damn geralt's just trying to sleep but they're having a secret meeting right next to him. dude is cursed to always be involved in politics due to circumstances and his own inability to turn away.

hmmm does Geralt only get kitty eyes when he's fighting a monster?

and now he's sucking the poison out of the dryad's wound... ok

careful geralt! you'll wipe off her body paint trying to clean her wound lol err i was just joking but it really is coming right off.

awwww she said geralt's name was pretty that is too cute. Morenn not Milva (i thought for a second maybe but nope)

Geralt really is being too cute here. He's making her clothes so she looks human on the road. It is too precious

it keeps being cute oh my god. "don't look at me i'm hideous" lol he kinda makes me think of a frog rn

Geralt trying to protect Morenn from seeing the dryads corpses :(

yikes i thought she was a kid-don't kiss her geralt this is so awkward

ugh i hope im just bad at judging age (i do not want to see book accurate geralt hookups please and thank you)

[riacte]

i love how ren is the communal babygirl. they missed him so much they ordered a bootleg iskall version of ren and then when the prank was revealed stress was like 🥺🥺🥺 awwww i'm sorry they made me ren awwww 🥺🥺🥺🥺 ALSO THE WAY REN'S HEAD WAS LOOKING BETWEEN STRESS AND ISKALL BDHJESFSFVHVSHFS. 🥺 and when they got scared of ren's mafia voice 🥺

also atp i am so so allergic to most fanon sibling dynamics. fed up of it. but i will admit. that bit at the end when they were punching each other. squabbling sibling energy. sorry. also ren why are you volunteering info that you're wearing pjs and haven't brushed your teeth like NOBODY ASKED. they're like wacky sitcom roommates who stay up till 3am doing random shit but it's 10am and they're doing random shit.

anyways he is their precious doggy. iskall stress and false's doggy