#theyre literally all slaying

[nyxi-pixie]

pov anyone in hawkins comes out

[payasita]

I just want to say you were my first introduction to slay the princess so I partially blame you for my current hyperfixation/j thank you I am deranged over eldritch horror princess and Just Some Guy eldritch horror bird (they are everything to me)

OH I will ask: who is your favourite princess/voice and why? Mine is voice of the contrarian bc he just like me fr, and thorn bc 🫶🫶

WOO glad you're into it! Definitely up there with my favorite games of all time

god I'm gonna have to give you a list. this was a much much longer answer because I have several paragraphs to say for Many Of My Favorites but I'll spare this blog the vomit for now until I can structure parts of it better

fave princesses: Witch and all its routes, Specter and all its routes, Nightmare and all its routes

Fave voices: Stubborn, Skeptic, Smitten. special shout-out to Opportunist for consistently having the best dialogue in the game tho, he sucks and I love him so much

Favorite routes: Razor, Thorn, Damsel

LEGITIMATELY it's so hard to pick but for the sake of giving Some explanation, the razor has to be my favorite for how it exists as the purest subversion of both the story the game is telling (which is itself a subversion of classic monsterslaying fairy tales) and it sort of has to get kind of meta, but it leans into it SO joyously. you as the protagonist being constantly split because the story plot twisted itself so fucking hard that it just. Broke Everything

and the result is absurd and horrifying and slips away from any kind of growth or cogency until both protagonists are stripped completely bare, and it's weird and it's hilarious and no one is having a good time except for the very AGENT of shifting perspectives, no longer constrained by any world or singular force that matters!

and also. How could I not pick the route that gave us The Look™.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i want nothing more than for Ezra & Thrawn to be not enemies, not friends, but a secret third thing - roommates

[featherymainffins]

Now this might be because I have issues but is it just me or does Slay The Princess feel like an allegory for a relationship?

[iheartmoons]

alr who wants me to write a rosekiller fic thats canon compliant and long. i dont have the energy for 1st to 5th year (maybe a couple chapters to show the important stuff) but i would do 6th all the way until after goblet of fire!! it would be from barty's POV of course, and would have kinda... insane rosekiller? it would also have unrequited bartylus im thinking hmmm hm my brain is thinking. it would also have jegulus but end with jily because canon. it would also have reg's plotline of the horcrux, and also have pandora and barty after the war. panda trying to carry on the horcrux hunt. dorc's revenge era after marls dies. i would also want it to be very raw, like proper proper canon compliant. so like no comfort, no fluff (well, maybe some, but not overall), just literal insane love. and martyrdom and his father's abuse and unrequited love and morally bad characters and so much pain.

only writing it though if people want it. so like. tell me if you do :)

[rithmeres]

good evening ackersmith nation

[steelycunt]

tyrion today tyrion tomorrow tyrion forever. 4realsies

[crimeronan]

honestly if i'd read dreamer trilogy first and you then told me that the trc character i'd relate to most would be adam........ i would straight-up hit u with a truck.

[pavlovers]

actually nvm im not emo anymore 🤧

[nyxi-pixie]

you guys ever just have to like. stop what youre doing cos u thought abt byler too hard and got emotional. like. i was just in the middle of reading a fic yesterday and i just had to like stop and sit for a bit cos like. damn.

[nomaishuttle]

sry i also started thinking abt how great my life would be if i was trapped in a timeloop again. i meant again as in i thought abt it again not as in I was trapped in a timeloop and id love 4 it 2 happen again. never been in one unfortunately.

[crabbunch]

Everyone go watch Etho's Hearthstone videos pls :3

Do YOU enjoy the hermitcraft tcg? Are you loosing your mind as you watch the hermits nerd out over the developing meta? Do you like card games? Do you want to start watching Etho? Are you already watching Etho? GO WATCH HIS HEARTSTONE VIDEOS!!!! There's only five of them, and they're a very very good time. They've got a great range of what makes Etho such a good youtuber- his commentary, his ability to explain game mechanics in a quick and understandable way, the way he goes against the grain of the expected meta; it's all there! here's a link to a playlist ^u^

[bubbled-clouds]

friends to lovers is THE BEST trope.

[paeonie-s]

genuinely so emo abt the fact that i have friends who want to do stuff w me now omg

[hazardsoflove]

ted lasso editors on twt are insane when it comes to colin

[wtftwwfte]

WHERE is that post about choosing the girls anytime if there was a choice between having to listen to one (1) dudebro manchild talking about his perverted fascination with the various horrific and violent human rights violations that took place during the world wars vs. a dozen girls obsessed with zodiac signs and auras and vibes and whatever? WHERE is that post begging people to let women be whatever the fuck they want and to stop infantilising and attacking and Mocking everything we Do? WHERE is that post fixing misogynistic comics into wlw and supportive female friendships? WHERE is the-