#theyre obnoxious

[electricprincess96]

If I hear one more "I want to live is Ast*rion's theme" I'm gonna lose it. Your pet vamp isn't the most important thing in the world to the point he gets his own theme I don't care what Neil said.

The actual composer said it is the players theme and linked to the version of the song with lyrics. I am going to believe the actual composer of the song over a voice actor, I know Neil was heavily involved with creating Ast*rion but hes not the composer and thats ultimately all that matters when deciding who to believe here. It plays at one spot in all the major camps for each Act and it is not always near Ast*rion, and parts of the main game such as right at the end of Act 1 in the cliffs overlooking the monastery an area thats almost entirely dedicated to L*e'Zel's plot. So it's not unique to that one spot in Act 1 next to Ast*rion's tent. The instrumental also played all over the fucking game and let's stop pretending the instrumental is somehow significantly different than the lyrical version.

The song is about D*rge, it's so obvious if you listen to it. Ast*rion isn't the only one with a story heavily tied to blood, Bhaal literally submerges his chosen in blood and both Or*n and D*rge can luck blood off their weapon. And the parts about it not being my fault fit D*rge better than Ast*rion since they literally cannot control themselves when the urge takes over whereas the game does a poor job showing the actual mind control Caz*dor apparently has over the Spawns.

You could also argue its for all the origin characters not just Ast*rion as "the player" can play as any of them as I'd argue the actual "I want to live" part of the song fits K*rlach more.

Ast*rion is literally one of the least plot relevant main companions and yet his fans want to make it seem like he's the main character at all times. If you don't recruit Ast*rion you don't lose any significant main plot details the way you do Sh*dowh*art or L*e'Zel

[whaliiwatching]

annual winners of most annoying couple award

[hiddencircus]

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[koumori-1999]

christmas shopping

[lavendorii]

I mean. hes not wrong

[axollungz]

(conventional) verbal n physical affirmations of love r rare for these 2 for a reason

[junibgoode]

Taps mic hi bistro huddy fandom.

I have this very specific vision. brad is a gay man. he frequents gay bars but sometimes goes to this one with older clientele. 1. bc it gets him more general attention(vain mf needs to be admired. and yeah maybe he never got his father's affection). and 2. because it's just easy.

however. one day he sees Terry there. Terry(canonically gay btw) sees him too. they never speak of it. but they also do not talk all of brads next shift.

[bonchobrick]

I have a lotta fic ideas so yall r gonna vote which one you want me to do cause why not

1) a fic where tim is moving out after an argument with bruce and for some reason damian keeps following him around striking small conversations as tim tries to pack (he wants him to stay but isnt sure how to tell him)

2) A danny x tim fic which is basically a chickflick where batfam vote on who will get a date at the end of the night and no one votes for tim (little do they know the power of loser rizz)

3) A danny x damian fic where danny poses for damians paintings in his art club and they slowly fall for eachother (damian is crushing SO hard my son is head in hands in love)

4) A heavily inspired fic ill link in a sec where the Justice League have the horrible privilege to be caught having to save a obnoxious Bruce Wayne and his equally horrible family from shit tons of kidnappings (batfam let it happen for fun to bully JL and the justice league members sort of start to become fond of bruce and his idiotic charms)

[crocswithoutsocks]

We're playing as the cogs.

[houndfaker]

awww their obnoxious pda

[raviniaraven]

Just binged all of Puppet History and my first takeaway is that it's a shame the world never got the SaxoCannon

[martyrbat]

batman #240

they're sooo annoying to be around.... <3

[vaugarde]

"ugh quinton reviews just wants easy money from long video essays" cool good for him i hope he's having a good time

[mcybree]

I dont know if my last rb said anything at all because i got caught up in the wording for like an hour so now it looks like word mush to me but I want you to know I dont just say I ship bigwood to be funny im serious when I say this i dont think 3l martyn and bigb were dating but I do think there was something there at some point for sure. little trickster bitch that will fuck with you for no reason X little trickster bitch that will fuck with you for no reason ass relationship.

[meganechan05]

They retired due to poor mental health and became a top star in singing and dancing

...I made these before the magazine scans/leaks came out... I'm not okay...

[yannfredericks]

it’s been brought to my attention that maybe it’s not common knowledge that in many of the hpcc casts yolly (yann fredericks + polly chapman) are considered canon so I’m here to fix that

they’re everything to me and if I ever stop posting about them I’ve died