#things that happend

[zelda-the-sacred-realm]

Talking about issues with Zelda games, this was the start of the Guardian uprising in my game, now please tell me if it happens to you too as this happens all the time now 😭

I want to clarify that I wanted to make it a work of art, and he didn't understand me 😅

[saewokhrisz]

savoureux

[blubberingblobmonster]

I want to see Nya cry and be emotional in dr.

Listen I like her "strong independent woman" thing she has going on but man am i getting tired of it. I want to see her cry and be sad and just have a full on breakdown instead of putting the bad feelings away and staying strong for the others. Like LET HER HAVE FEELINGS MAN! SHE GOT SEPARATED FROM HER FAMILY FOR 5 YEARS, SHE LOST HER HUSBAND THE LOVE OF HER LIFE AND STILL HASN'T FOUND HIM AND HAS NO IDEA WHERE TO LOOK, SHE LOST HER BROTHER LIKE THREE TIMES WITH THE LAST ONE BEING BASICALLY PERMANENT IF NOT FOR SOME MIRACLE. SHE DESERVES A BREAK AND A GOOD CRY! LET HER HAVE IT PLEASE!

[gabrielsbubblegumbitch]

Valentino making a lot of assumptions about Vox's life as a rich white guy and joking about Vox having an amphetamine-addicted wife who poisoned him for being such a bastard. Vox being unable to tell him that he was the amphetamine-addicted wife stuck in the kitchen.

Follow up to this post

[afewproblems]

Eddie downs the last of his beer and tosses the empty red cup into the kitchen sink, right between a couple who were clearly gearing up to claim one of the spare rooms upstairs. 

Eddie snickers and winks as the girl tells him to fuck off while her boyfriend flips him the bird, god he loves highschool parties, and this one is no exception.

It's Halloween and business is booming for Eddie Munson.

He imagines Dian Fossey felt similarly, wandering through the Congo studying the great apes' behavior patterns and social structure from within rather than observing from afar. 

So far Eddie's observations have paid off in spades and he's managed to sell out most of his stash by targeting the basketball team and their girlfriends. No one wants to get high all by themselves after all, it's almost too easy the way these sheep all flock together. 

Eddie leaves the kitchen behind him, but not before snagging a can of something cold from a nearby cooler of half melted ice. With a decent buzz going, what's one more? He's done working for the night after all. 

Eddie climbs the stairs, dodging drunk teens left and right as they make their way past him, shirts ruffled and hair messy. Eddie snorts, ignoring the wistful pull in his chest as a tall boy on the swim team pulls his girlfriend closer to press a chaste kiss to the top of her head before smoothing her curls away from her forehead. 

Unfortunately no one Eddie would be interested in would accept him brushing their hair like that without punching him in the face.

He shakes his head and continues forward, he's an observer, nothing more. 

Eddie passes a closed door on the second floor and pauses as a raised voice splits through the wood.

"It's bullshit, you're bullshit," the voice slurs out and Eddie feels a wide grin pull at the corner of his mouth. 

He takes a step closer, nearly pressing his ear to the flat of the door.

"Like we're in love?" Another voice says softly, a guy, "you don't love me?" 

A small part of Eddie knows he shouldn't be listening to this, he can hear the waiver in this guy's voice like his heart is slowly cracking in his chest. Shit, he almost feels bad for this guy. 

But the people that go to these stupid parties, the Hawkins elite, the gorillas in the mist, deserve their bullshit --to use this girls turn-of-phrase.

The only reason they didn't mess with Eddie was because he was these highschool shit-heads main source of weed. 

Its karma, plain and simple, Eddie reasons as he presses even closer now.

"It's. Bullshit". The girl hisses emphatically and for a second Eddie hears nothing.

It happens so quickly after that. 

The door swings inward, causing Eddie to stumble into a tall firm chest as the bathroom guy collides with him.

"What the fuck?" The guy says as he pushes Eddie away from himself and --no way.

"Harrington?"

Steve blinks once, his wide hazel eyes red rimmed and shiny in the dim light of the hallway, the tip of his nose is pink as he reaches up to pinch it roughly before swiping across his eyes as well.

Even though Eddie's fairly certain that he and Steve are the same height, he seems smaller like this, deflated, standing in the hallway while a party rages down below them both. 

A cheer rings out, startling Steve into action.

He steps widely around Eddie, enough that his shoulder connects with the wall in his haste to take the stairs down, two at a time, as though Hell is hot on his heels. 

And Eddie should leave it, go back to the party, see if there are any snacks left before calling it a night, but something pushes him to follow the path Steve took.

It's like he's possessed, the haunted look in those hazel eyes forcing him forward until he's outside on the lawn.

A few other teens are outside, including a couple making out on the porch, Eddie steps over them and jogs to the end of the driveway.

He spots Steve down the street sitting on a large rock at the end of another neighbor's lawn with his face in his hands.

He looks up as Eddie gets closer and curses softly.

"Seriously? It wasn't enough that you were listening, you're following me now?" His voice cracks on the last word as he wipes his eyes again, he can't quite hide the way the moonlight catches the tear tracks running down his cheek and neck though.  

"Oh come on Harrington," Eddie says, walking up to Steve. He sits on one of the other rocks and takes a crumpled pack of smokes out of his vest pocket, "it's no fun if you're sad".

"What is?" Steve mumbles after a beat, wiping his eyes again as he stares at the ground. 

"Making fun of you," Eddie shrugs as he takes a cigarette and puts it between his lips, he smiles at the startled bark of laughter from Steve.

"You're a prick," he huffs softly, the barest of smiles slowly blooming across his face.

Eddie can count the constellation of freckles and moles across his face, giving the blanket of stars above them a run for their money. His hand twitches at the thought of touching the ones on Steve's throat.

Eddie coughs once, mentally tallying the number of drinks he must have had for those kinds of  thoughts and shifts on the rock to adjust his pants. 

He holds out the pack to Steve who looks at the nearly empty sleeve before his eyes shift to the house behind Eddie. 

"Nance hated cigarettes," Steve murmurs as the corner of his mouth twitches into a terrible frown. It's gone in an instant as Steve blinks once and reaches out for the pack.

"I got something stronger if you want?" Eddie offers, he shrugs when Steve looks up at him with suspicious eyes. 

"Come on Harrington, I'm not gonna keep kicking you when you're down, you need a pick-me-up and then I can get back into it," Eddie stands up and without thinking, holds out a hand towards Steve, "what do you say?"

Steve stares up at him, his eyes flick once to the outstretched hand before he snorts dryly and slowly takes his hand. 

It's warm in Eddie's own. The fingers squeeze gently as Steve uses it to hoist himself up until he's once again eye level with Eddie. 

From this close Eddie can see the way his eyelashes have clumped together with leftover tears and the flecks of gold in his hazel eyes

Oh…this, this was a bad idea. Eddie swallows roughly as Steve finally nods.

"Lead the way Munson," Steve says with the barest of smirks as he wipes his face one last time, "and if you tell anyone about this, I'll slash your tires".

Eddie cackles at that, "there he is!"

He claps Steve on the back as he leads them towards where he parked his van down the road, "our chariot awaits!"

Eddie ignores the small voice that whispers in his ear, the one that sounds remarkably like his uncle, as it asks him just what the hell he thinks he's doing with Harrington of all people? 

It'll be fine, he tells himself.

Besides, what's the worst that could happen?

Part Two

[darkacademiaarchivist]

my neighbours from across the street are watching tv without their curtains drawn and I was like"haha what if I recognise what they're watching" they're watching BBC Sherlock. It's tiny and my dad was like "how can you even recognise it" Bitch I could recognise this show anywhere

[raspberry-gloaming]

So like, do you think that Missy was like, making lists of "biggest control freaks in the London area" or what, how did she find and pick Clara?

Or perhaps what I think is the far funnier option, she just happened to be working in that shop just like... because, or for some completely unrelated evil plan. And when Clara walked in out of the blue Missy instantly clocked her vibe it's that strong and was like "You know what would be a good idea?" Clara's casually browsing the shelves and Missy is mentally speed-running how many parallels to her and the Doctor she could get if she pushed them together.

[ganondoodle]

okay i typed this in a reply but i need to say this more detailed here too, the way totk dealt with horses (and stables) is bad and worse than botw imo (yes i can rant about that too, these weird choices are in every little spot in totk, its almost impressive)

in a game that lets you build cars and stupid flying maschines, towers that shoot you into the stratosphere AND teleporting points all over the place, the chance is already low that you use a horse- though i would be one of them bc i love horses and hate building and didnt find it fun at all-

(also i almost never used any parts i had with me bc you cant put them back and your dumb vehicles despawn as soon as you dont look at them- also a negative thing about that system that reinforces the feeling of actually using it being more punishing than rewarding with the added bonus of the good ol saving your health potions forever problem)

-and something i DID like was that you can have more horses and the ... one.. new color (the lil spots but only AFTER you do that one quest in the spy post)

the stable points seemed like a neat idea, but like so many things, are utterly cheatable, imo the system should have only given you a point when you visit a new stable, so you actually have to go around and visit them all

(also .. add new stables, like mini ones or sth that dont offer beds- you dont need that anyway- so you have more places in which you can get them ... why did they remove some of them anyway, shouldn there be MORE now that the land is supposedly healing/being repaired? especially the one next to the big canyon, its so empty there it would have the perfect place for sth like a new settlement or a big boss arena but no its more empty than it was before, why?? and then putting yet another repeating annoying quest there in that weirld empty place?? i just dont get it)

letting you farm points by sleeping at a stable or bringing in a horse gives you LESS incentive to actually go around the world bc you can just farm it there

(and if that was done so youd 'discover' the malanya talks to you in your sleep 'secret' ... that is literally told to you, and if its bc you dont want to force players to go around and find every stable to get all those rewards ... why do you have 140 or whatver caves then with the majority of them being the literal same thing over and over ... to make people actually use the sleeping thing there? .. why, who uses that anyway, and farming points by sleeping there .. what the hell does that add? AND THEN the stupid sleep over tickets, probably the most nothign reward ever, dont count?? i dont think i ever used one- it just all doesnt make any sense, everything plays against each other)

the upgrading system for your horse is .. once again, a neat idea horribly executed, you have to go find malanya to upgrade them, and similarly stupidly like the fairies, they only tell you what food you need for what upgrade when you are there .. or when you are sleeping in the special tm bed at a stable, randomly, one food, bc the quantity changes too

which is just so ??????????? let me go and do a quest that rewards you with a lil booklet in which you can look up what an upgrade costs, or let the stables have that, either as a list or in the menu when selecting a horse or something?? (also why the hell is malanya in a different spot anyway, like, it feels like a modder just plopped them over there, their og spot is just empty now - except for yet again a stupid filler quest for .. another big horse and a yaaaaaaaaays crystal shrine quest- ... the spot is even still called spring of the horse god .... its so stupid, just like the fairy shuffling around, like you really couldnt think of a better way to reuse that concept other than to ... move it to a different spot in the same map and map level???? and not change anything in their og spot except idk, put a hole in the map ... for one of them like .. its like they moved them around last minute just to have the semblance of things being 'changed' with no regard what makes a change actually feel like one and what just feels like, pick up thing, click on random spot on map, drop thing- its like that for the fairies and shrines too, its so dumb and .. feels disrepectful to botw and how much thought seemed to have went into these spots that were clearly built about those things)

and like it couldnt get WORSE, they cut off the paths that horses follow automatically with one of those miasma buttholes (sorry its just a hole cut into the map, it doesnt even look like miasma burst through, it just .. cut out) a monster camp (that RESPAWNS, i thought those camps you clear with a quest would stay clear, but that would make sense, so of course it respawns and you can do the frame rate killer quest over and over yippieee) or otherwise like, with a big rock or a broken bridge-

and there is NO WAY to create a new path or fix or move anything in a game ABOUT BUILDING supposedly, like you needed more reasons to never use a horse????? i liked jsut hopping on and letting them follow a path and chill looking at the landscape, you cant do this here, and you cant even excuse it with 'its bc of the theme' as in, stuff is destroyed bc calamity 1.5 or whatever bc nothing in the game makes it feel like theres anything actually at stake, but the real crime is to make it not be fixable. WHY??? link moves entire buildings with ease but cant move one freaking rock that fell into a river?????? you swing around logs like a club but cant fix a bridge so your horse can get over it??????????????????????????????

[lyr-caelum]

✨IN EVERY UNIVERSE✨

- Never been to the moon

Night club part 2 🌑

I might post this frame by frame latter 🫠…

[bamsara]

brb walking into dentist to be scolded for the severe infection i have. if i dont come back assume ive either (a) turned septic or (2) the dentist murdered me for my transgressions

[erroryeswifi]

Based on these shirts:

[papita474]

My god why is there so many people arguing over miriel-finwe-indis???

None of them made bad things...

[gabrielapazlima]

MOBGAMES COMMENTED IN AN COMIC THAT IM UPLOADING ON TWITTER?????

[a-s-levynn]

Following a bloodtrail, frothing at the maw A Series of Small Offerings - IV/4 - day36

[myeagleexpert]

Reader VS C.AI

Does anyone have a really good c.ai to recommend to me? I feel like most of the Yandere Batfamily C.AI are so different from what we see on Tumblr and so.....not Yandere.....

READER gives the agreed signal, hoping that they will continue with the plan to fight the villain while she deactivates the bomb: 👌👌👌

YAN!BATFAMILY: They silently watch the signal and wait for the right time to take action.

READER starts fighting with the villain because they didn't get out in time while screaming for help as she already gave the signal: GET THE SIGNAL! HELP 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

YAN! BATFAMILY: They watch the scene unfold before their eyes, as they exchange silent glances with each other READER beats the villain until he is unconscious and drags his leg while tiredly throwing the bomb

YAN! BATFAMILY: I analyzed it and came to the conclusion that the sign she just made was very dangerous, I wanted so much to keep them safe and away from all of this......

READER: He is shot and lies on the ground asking for help while shaking in pain, his vision becoming blurred due to blood loss

YAN!BATFAMILY: (They stand quietly around him, seeing what his next reaction would be to being shot as he slowly dies)

YAN!BATFAMILY: A group of detectives who are highly stalkers and obsessed with YN, know every detail of her life and observe her for months

READER: Hello, I have a cat.

YAN!BATFAMILY: Yes we know, you really like your cat.

READER: Yes, his name is Cutiepie.

YAN!BATFAMILY: WHO IS CUTIE PIE?

READER (at a gala): Hey, someone gave me this surprise drink. And it's suspiciously different in color and bubbling.... Could it be something dangerous?

YAN! BATFAMILY: Okay, let's watch your reaction

READER, being poisoned by a villain in Gotham is now a metahuman with firepower: I think it was the drink.....

YAN! BATFAMILY: (everyone has a silent conversation with their eyes as they analyze your situation and your rapidly changing well-being) Okay, let's watch you get sick in silence

READER, with uncontrolled powers burning his hands: HELP! MY HANDS ARE ON FIRE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! SOMEONE GET THE WATER!

YAN! BATFAMILY, thinking hard with their super-powered minds: Okay, what does she mean by that?

[vickingasart]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS YALL!! Mike is the star (Of course he is.) Antonio is the tree<3