#this is a full meal

[longeyelashedtragedy]

disgruntled everton franko

(source, thank you esteemed slaven bilić)

[minxinq]

nessun dorma

[koshka-sova]

love this genre of arknights image

they love making us (and the characters) look at the world of terra.

[elisefrost]

Larry Russell & Marian Brook The Gilded Age Season 2

[humanityinahandbag]

Eddie's April Fools joke would be him bringing Steve a baby that he's watching while he volunteers at the foster center (because kids aren't as judgemental as adults and he can actually do some good without getting nasty looks or whispers about satanism and murder behind his back).

He'd show up at Steve's door and hold out a wide eyed, rosy cheeked, somewhat confused baby like, "Steven, I know it's been a few months since our night of passion, but she's yours. I'm taking you for all you're worth!"

And it's such an obvious joke. Such an obvious prank. He'd just been taking this kid out for a walk and getting some fresh air.

But jokes on Eddie, because Steve wouldn't even think before lighting up, reaching out, and snatching the baby to his chest like oh aren't you so sweet, do you want to come inside? Yes you do!

Eddie tries to explain that it's a joke, but Steve just grabs his hand and squeezes it tight and the words die on his tongue.

"Bah phhhfp," said the baby, giving Eddie a look like, dude, you've got it bad.

Steve didn't drop his hand. His fingers were warm and strong against Eddie's. "Where'd you find her?"

"... foster?" Says Eddie. "I'm uh. I'm watching her?"

"And you brought her here?" Steve's eyes crinkled at the corners. His smile was sunshine.

Eddie opened his mouth. Closed it. Nodded. And then nearly fell backwards when Steve brought the hand to his mouth and pressed a kiss to his knuckles.

"Glooof," said the baby, staring at Eddie. You're an idiot if you don't make a move right now.

Thankfully, he didn't have to. Not when Steve was giving him a tug over the threshold.

"C'mon. Let's get you both inside. I think she needs to be changed. You got a diaper bag hiding somewhere under all that leather?"

It was meant to be a joke. It doesn't land as one. Because somewhere in Steve's head, the paternal switch is cheering, lit up so brightly. Free baby? And the person he liked brought him the baby?

Well. Then there's only one real solution to the problem.

(For Eddie, that solution hits him just as quickly. Especially when the guy he's been in love with since the sixth grade is holding a baby to his chest, shirt speckled in spitup and drool, making coffee the next morning, smiling across the kitchen at Eddie so softly and sweetly. Well. He was done for long ago. Might as well fall all the way.)

Ten years later, Eddie and Steve are sitting on a park bench watching their daughter April try to sacrifice her stuffed bunny on top of the jungle gym.

"You do realize that she was supposed to be a joke, right?" He'd say to Steve, a little teary eyed and so unbelievably happy.

"Jokes on you," Steve would reply easily. "Because I kept you both."

Jokes on him indeed.

[crocchompers]

ANGRY BABY 💔💔💔 (AU BY: @dumblittlejay)

[barkbarkbo]

I’ve never seen this frame I’m not ok right now. I can’t even form sentences LOOK AT HIS FACE! LOOK AT HIS FUCKIN FINGERS.

Cant stop look at this picture

[artheresy]

IM ABOUT TO START UGLY CRYING, NO BIDY TALK TO ME I CANT I. CA N T

ITS MY BOY ITS MY BABY UGH I LOVE HIM

I woke up to this, the outcome of my dayhas already been decided I will ne crying

[ipleadbritney]

"soulless" lando says while oscar's laughing grinning beaming brightening up at everything lando does or says

[nigellica]

I love the big, ridiculous, dramatic disasters on 9-1-1, but I'd really love to see an episode where they don't go to a single call.

And I don't mean, the focus is elsewhere and we just don't see the calls. I mean they don't get a single call. Like the opposite of the quiet episode.

I want like, Buck climbing the walls, Eddie trying to pretend he isn't also bored out of his mind. Hen trying to be responsible and do responsible things but getting sucked into shenanigans. Bobby suspicious he gets to cook and eat an entire meal. Maybe Chim trying to avoid a conversation with someone and having to find excuses around the station to escape. Or begging Maddie to send them literally any job so he doesn't have to listen to Buck whining (especially when Tommy can barely respond to his texts because he's so busy).

And maybe they get one call and everyone rushes to get ready, gets in the trucks to go and then.... Slowly and sadly reverse back into the shed when they're stood down because another unit is closer.

I want them running out of things to clean, playing stupid games like fuck, marry or kill, doing personality quizzes ('Which animal are you? Buck and Cap both got golden retrievers!'). Just... The levels of stupidity they could get into with nothing else to do.

(And Bobby somehow gets an entire month's worth of paperwork done before he emerges into the disaster that is the firehouse, smoke alarm going off, feathers everywhere for some reason and just the entire 118 looking like guilty puppies)

[lemonspades]

I like to think Link's abyssal stomach is one of the only things Zelda accepts can't be explain by modern science. also CULUUUUURRRRZZZZZ

< Part 20 - Part 22 >

Masterpost

Also for now I'll be stagering the uploads to every 2 weeks.

[bombabo0]

Rain world OSTober day 8 - Passages !

I had no idea what to draw from this Ost, so I made this little comic of how I think pebbles reacted to when I brought 12 pearls to his chamber at once using a passage

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And a little thingy under the cut, a little desert perhaps

I learned a lot today

[laurasimonsdaughter]

I have been working on a Regency romance with selkies in it for months now and I'm so close to finishing it!!

[har-rison-s]

oh, he KNEW he looked good that day.

[beetlebugdash]

LOOK WHO SHOWED AT THE MET GALA!

[itsfarashi]

Seeing as it's been around 24 hours since either of them ate something that wasn't a raw egg, snake, or fish, maybe they get food before heading back to America. I imagine Ashley isn't allowed to leave any secure premises, so perhaps someone goes and orders something and brings it back. Probably a missed opportunity, being all the way in Spain and just ordering McDonalds.