#this is deeply fun to look at hehehehe

[pupyuj]

ENA WE NEED GHOSTFACE YUJIN PLEASE

Sadly I have no plot but im sure your genius brain can come up with something crazy 🤭

LOVE YOU

AAAAAA THIS ASKKKK ILY TOO KEER HEHEHEHE 😭💕💕 hopefully i get to do a full fic on ghostface!yujin in the future bcs i am sooo into the idea omgkdhjkhvc

yujinnie definitely the type of ghostface to initially plan on killing you fr but thought you were too pretty so she'd have a bit of fun with you first! it helps that you knew yujin as that unfairly handsome girl who walked aimlessly around the local library (that you just so happened to frequently hang out in) for no reason... bcs when she took off her mask after breaking into your room and scaring the living lights out of you, you found yourself softening up instead of screaming your head off and it only made things easier for yujin! she wouldn't even let you recover from your initial shock and just grab you 😳

definitely makes fun of you while you're desperately sucking her off as if your life depended on it bcs guess what... it did! see, you weren't restrained so you could have easily stolen her stupid knife and finally put an end to the nightmare she has put the entire neighborhood in but god you're such a whore that the sight of yujin throwing her head back and hearing her moan turned your brain into mush... making you only capable of pleasuring her and nothing else 😵‍💫 and her praises only made you want to do her better! "just like that... fuck—" yujinnie would feel so good that she'd fuck your mouth herself!

"y-you... don't feel any shame at all, huh, slut? fuck.. sucking off a murderer like this... if only those goody-two-shoes of a friend group you have could see you now..." yujinnie says while you're crying bcs it just dawned on you how much of an idiot you were being :(( even if you somehow gave yujin the best fuck of her life, she'd still kill you! you were practically spending your last moments sucking her dick which wasn't only embarrassing but also just fucking crazy...

ofc a serial killer as sick as yujin wouldn't care at all when you're bent over and sobbing on your pillow while she pounded you from behind, not letting up even when you've cum so much 😣 she'd be so happy to see you all messed up under her,, "take it, you bitch..." omgomg she would grab your jaw and push your back to her chest so she can hear you clearly, giggling against you shoulder while she simultaneously toyed with your clit and thrusted deeply inside you… as dirty as it was, it was definitely way better than being stabbed to death… and yujin got to know how grateful you were of her for sparing your life for the night when you obediently started riding her, doing anything and everything to get the two of you to cum together… 😵‍💫

yujinnie would leave without another word after all of that, but she definitely comes back for more! after every other kill, she comes to you for relief… or to waste whatever energy she has left! sometimes you never really know if it’s your last night whenever yujin knocks on your window… but the fear in your eyes every time you turn around to look at her was such a turn on that yujin just can’t help but let you live night after night… your life was just a sick game to her and you know what?? as long as you’re still breathing the morning after, you’ll let her play with you for as long as she wants 🤭🤭

[scariusaquarius]

Self aware! Damnation! Leon x Fem! Reader

I have no excuse other than this image of Leon is so fucking hot 🤤🤤 also little plagas twist at the end but shhhhhhh

How many times had you watched this movie tonight? You were certain that it had to be the fifth time, but from the alcohol and ice cream and sleep deprivation, you were sure it was probably more.

Why else would you be hallucinating Leon talking to you through the screen?

His face was right up to the screen, his blue eyes amused as he stared at you, and you were almost distracted from your shock as the ice cream in your spoon melted straight onto your chest.

"You know, it's kinda weird for someone to rewatch this over and over. I don't know if it's creepy or flattering."

You weren't sure what to do. Did you engage with the hallucination? Would that be weird? You gulped loudly, and Leon smirked.

"Whats the matter, sweetheart? Cat got your tongue?"

"You're....You're not supposed to do this....I'm hallucinating. I'm probably drunk off my ass right now. Yeah..."

You were breathing deeply, trying to calm your racing heart, and Leon chuckled slightly.

"Hallucinating, huh? Didn't realize I was that good-looking."

Had you not been trying to stave off a panic attack, you probably would have laughed. However, when Leon began pushing against the screen and his fingers broke through, you certainly didn't have the will to laugh.

You gasped, falling back onto your ass as Leon broke through, crawling through the screen as it rippled and glitched, smoke coming from the poor old TV, and your eyes were wide when Leon stood up to his full height.

You were sleeping, this HAD to be a dream. Most fangirls would lose their shit if Leon came crawling through their TV, but you were horrified.

"What kind of The Ring bullshit is this?!"

Leon actually chuckled before he walked towards you, a strange glint in his eyes that had you nervous. His feet planted themselves on either side of your torso, Leon's blue eyes staring down at you, and his sinful lips curled up into a slight smirk.

"Maybe just a trick of the light....or you're hallucinating so vividly....who knows?"

He was amused with himself, that much you could tell, but for some reason, something about Leon was making you nervous.

Did his veins always look so....black?

Leon knelt down, almost straddling your hips as he planted his hands on either side of your head.

"Why not give into it? Have fun for a little while....a little adventure never hurt anybody~"

Heheheh

[paperstreetlocal]

In that case, I'll allow myself to occupy your time some more, hehehehe.

Considering the life of the two of them as something small, outside the context of Project Mayhem (since there were obviously serious intentions and consequences there), I can't imagine how they can both enjoy it. The narrator because of the fact that he literally feels trapped in a routine and limited dystopia, and Tyler.... Tyler definitely wants something more. Though maybe I'm projecting my feelings onto them, which is why I'm making them so miserable in their tiny lives. I really want to finally understand what makes each of them happy

A Narrator has to like simple things like praise, successes, being able to sleep (pffft) I dk. He'll be pleased with the tasty toast, especially a nice looking shirt one of these days.. A sunset, a cat on the road, something that makes everyone happy, he notices the little things. I think he's the kind of person who suddenly becomes much easier to live with after one good day or moment. Like "oh I'm so miserable I'm gonna kill myself", and then Tyler patted him on the shoulder and called him a champion, and the Narrator thinks his life is paradise, something like that.

And Tyler, doesn't he have to be happy a priori???? Or am I looking at it from a narrator perspective? Like, Tyler seems to have it all, desire to act, energy, idea generation, self-satisfaction. He has no anxiety and doesn't think about little things. He has no shame or limitations. That look alone makes him absolutely NOT HUMAN!!!... So I'm trapped, as you can see :рррр

And speaking of answers, geez, you can answer in 10 years, it's your right. No one dares to demand answers for any length of time, we are on the internet. The internet is for communication at your leisure and convenience. Kisses 💋💋💋

you put it so eloquently.... depression does often fuel mood swings so narrator lights up at small things as quickly as he dies down... hes not that complicated of a man i dont think, its just his mental issues making everything the convoluted emotional mess that it is (which i feel like is the case for a lot of people lol) like. he could enjoy a simple life. if only he didnt overthink everything and anything

also for tyler, im not lke, trying to insinuate anything supporting of capitalism but i feel like the amount of freedom tyler has makes him bored. maybe its just me but i need restrictions to feel some sense of accomplishment. i need to be bored first to have fun. but if you constantly have fun then nothing will entertain you at one point, will it........ but then again yeah , tyler is a weird specimen who doesnt think like that i guess. maybe his whole plan all along was to drag some guy into his house and start a cult because he was bored. maybe to the narrator it was deeply rooted in insecurity and illness but looking at it from tylers view, hes in it for the chaos, at the end of the day. the message isnt the point. the point is the message creates more problems, which is what he wants at the end of the day. i feel like its supposed to reflect that irrational voice everybody has in their head that most people just wave off as stupid

[queenofbaws]

(Sending this in before I pass the fuck out in like 2 minutes dhdhsjsh)

🔪🪅🎁

And of course 💞💞💞💞💞

SLEEP WELL, MY SWORN NEMESIS FRIEND!!! heheheh >:)c

🔪 which project challenged you more than you expected?

mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn absolutely like wringing blood from a stone :( i had such high, HIGH hopes to get a whole mess of it done this year, but unfortunately (as i'm sure i'll detail very melodramatically in my next author's note once i finish the next chapter lmao) it turns out writing Dysfunctional Family: The Fic hits a little too close to home when your own family is Going Through the Horrors, so. i didn't get nearly as much down for it as i had wanted 😔

i am very, VERY hopeful that will change now that my family situation is different, and i have a little more distance from my own personal hackett house, though......so fingers crossed! i'm way too invested in this story (and have way too much already written asdlkfjaslkdjf) to get disheartened now!

🪅 brag about any project you want to! tell us why we should be reading it RIGHT NOW!!!

sjkdfhskjdf OKAY i have to be so honest with y'all, writing my first control (2019) fic - reading & other fun rituals: what to do when your book club is [redacted] - was so much fun, it was such a breath of fresh air, and i actually stopped and reread it earlier this week and just. WAAAAAGH i love it so much asdlkjfskljdfkjsdf

the basic premise is this: there are a bunch of super haunted books on the loose in the FBC. super haunted books that our beloved director jesse has no choice but to < collect/return/fetch-quest > for the good of the bureau. the thing is, that involves dealing with one of the panopticon's most deeply, deeply unsettling denizens: THE CURATOR sdkfjskjdf

it's a fun little crossover where i toyed with the idea of the curator's repository being a part of the FBC, because...well...if you ask me, it just fits :P there are a bunch of fun supermassive easter eggs and jokes, and it was just such a fun exercise in writing a bunch of character voices i'd never written before! i love it, i still think it's incredibly fun, and i intentionally wrote it so that if you ONLY know control (2019), you should be able to understand everything without being a supermassive freak like i am hehehehe

🎁 hype up one of your writing buds! what of theirs did you enjoy this year?

@mrs-theirin!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH look, i've said it before, but i'll say it again (and just keep on saying it until i lose my voice), quill's writing is so, so gorgeous. you want expressive, believable dialogue? she's got you. you want emotions so vibrant you feel your heart racing along with them? she's got you. you want to laugh, cry, clutch at your chest and gasp "NO?!" QUILL 👏 HAS 👏 GOT 👏 YOU!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏

she's also just, like, a really sweet person in general, and way too cool to be following me back, so. there's also that ;P

i want to rec all of her stuff, and i WILL rec all of her stuff, so you should go read ALL OF HER STUFF, but if i have to pick one (1) piece that stuck with me the most this year, hot damn, it'd have to be the road, the hidden truth, & you (revisited), a vhawke story that absolutely owns me, heart and soul. it should be on EVERY da fan's required reading list, if you ask me.............................which you did, soooooo...................

year in review writing asks!

[pieofdeath]

re: the rotd spotify playlist, explain your vision for pathological facade (please and thank you) :]

Hehehehe HIII bubblegum :D Pathological Facade is a multi-faceted answer! So you’ll get ALL the parts :D 

1- Honey I'm Home, also by Ghost and Pals, is one of the main ROTD songs! You can see its influences in ch1 especially. So I already sort of associate them with ROTD, and Pathological Facade came out while I was writing it!

2- holds up the lyrics "a year ago I was told that I would be a miracle" "go on praise me like a god" “who will I become” and then holds up Kevin and Diana. There are a lot of songs on here that boil down to “im mentally ill over the cult” (there are also a lot of songs that boil down to “im mentally ill over the ships” but this isn’t one of them) and while this one doesn’t have… a lot of textual/lyrical evidence to back up why I always think about them when I listen to it, I certainly do always think about them. 

Idk. I think it’s interesting to think about what, exactly, being raised the only child of a cult leader would entail. And, while I haven’t quite gotten to it textually (BUT CERTAINLY PLAN TO), Diana joined the cult when she was 16. Jim was in his mid-30’s, and I’m just saying. That Diana looking up to Jim like a father figure (especially in the absence of her ACTUAL father, another thing I plan to get to) for the first two decades or so until she becomes disillusioned with the cult ISN’T EXACTLY UNREALISTIC. 

Diana and Kevin have more similarities than anyone thinks- including themselves. They just go about their similar issues in entirely different ways, obscuring that they both grew up in a deeply toxic and isolating environment, depending on a man who didn’t have their best interests at heart, where violence was normalized (dropped a hint about this in ch18) and, for several years, sudden upheaval was expected. 

Diana rejected and resented all of it when she got older. Kevin made himself perfect for it. Part of this is because Diana remembers life before- Kevin never had that. But, now that Dan and Seán are in the picture…

3- Also! "seeing things that cannot be retold" Kevin’s journey to death and back and the realization that no one will quite ever get it completely! Dan comes pretty close, having been his companion for most of it, but he doesn’t get all of it because he isn’t privy to Kevin’s head and the environmental factors that contributed to some of the less savory decisions Kevin made. 

And also! The general silence about the whole thing- both to protect Dan/Brian/Diana (and to a lesser extent, Gabriel) from people poking their heads into the death/afterlife business (although it doesn’t stop it, it certainly slows it and most note-worthy sources like newspapers and such think its a hoax/town joke/legend after a lil while, mostly because the trio won’t take any photos where they wouldn’t get all of the copies) and to prevent the murder from getting out to anyone who’d charge them for it (they don’t know if the law allows the trial of a dead man but they’re not keen on finding out)

4- it’s also just. Really fun to listen to. And this is as much a “listen to while writing ROTD” playlist as it is the playlist for ROTD. It has a silly lil sound at the end that I think sounds like the nintendo switch click that they use for ads :D

5- holds up more lyrics. “Let’s rejoin our family in the mirror world.” the “mirror world” can be death :D meaning “our family” can be Gabriel (and Grim if you want!)

6- holds up “Let’s rejoin our family in the mirror world” again. holds up my spinoff oneshot au-of-an-au that’s yet to be written. What. who said that. Huh. 

[captain-of-silvenar]

✨🧠🍀 for kerasil? 🥺

I screm, thank you for the ask!

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✨ - How did you come up with the OC’s name?

So funny thing. I made Kerasil after I had made Yera who is her daughter. I was trying very hard to figure out a good mouth feel of a name. So I just went with my usual method of keysmash, making noises, until something felt right. 'Kera' was a good ring and 'sil' had a nice flow out.

And that was that! Except. Except that Yera has a secret full name which is 'Yerasil'. Sil meaning 'soul' in dovah. And

And

I JUST TYPED YERASIL BUT SWITCHED THE 'Y' WITH A 'K'.

And now all of China Tamriel knows my secret.

🧠- What do you like most about the OC?

Oh man, what's not to like about Kerasil? She's the most Bosmer of all Bosmers I've made. She's stubborn to the point of moving the moons (literally). She deeply loves life and will always forgive if it meant that someone will be alive and learn their lessons (hopefully). She is the foundational character that gave reason to why Yera acted a certain way.

She also is the first TES character I had that wasn't really the main hero, even though she's my main on ESO. So I got to explore what that mean in a world that was constantly going through world ending stuff.

She's also the most mom character ever. She adopted a whole ass man (looking at you @quartervirus) once she realized how much of a lonely wet noodle he was. And she'll do it again. None of you are free from adoption. She's Captain of the Guard in Silvenar, she can get that paperwork signed and done in a heart beat.

🍀- What originally inspired the OC?

As said before, she was just a character that was supposed to be "Yera's Mom". But then I had to think, "what kind of mother would influence and raise a person that would grow up to be the Dragonborn?" So I had to work backwards. If Yera had a temper that matched a dragon, where did she inherit it from? Dragon soul, or her parents?

The answer turned out to be her mother since the events of ESO and doing all the faction quests and such started to shape Kerasil. She was getting her development the more I played ESO and I am really happy with how she turned out!

So funny how I went backwards on the family tree. Starting with a child, then backwards to the mom and dad. Lets add a sibling. Oh maybe she has extended family. Uh oh, surprise uncle that adds new depths to Yera hehehehe.

Thanks for the ask! This was a lot of fun to do!

[kerryweaverlesbian]

I wanted Jo to fool her, but I also didn't want Bela to look stupid or bad at her job. This is a competent4competent dynamic after all! Therefore she notices little things and connects them and given some more time she is likely to have sussed out that Trish was not as she seemed.

Something fun to do in this fic was to make assertions like "debutantes swear with deliberateness" with absolutely nothing to back it up. If I could make it sound a little logical I'd put it in there. I personally do not believe at all in like, body language analysis and such. Lots of different people emote and react in different ways for different purposes. However, the audience trusts Bela knows what she's talking about, because she's presented as a world class confidence trickster with confidence in what she's saying, haha.

Things really clicked with writing Bela when I settled on her finding light touches deeply unpleasant. In some early notes I wrote [Dutchy coded lol] because my old family collie Dutch was the same, he would snarl if he was being petted lightly but he'd love it if you were, hehe, ruff! He and Bela were both moved around to different families a lot in their youth. Perhaps Bela would also enjoy picking up a very long stick and then running into the back of one's legs with it! This feels unlikely but you never know. Anyway- I've said it before; adding a unique detail to a character makes me feel more free to write them. That's not Bela Supernatural now, that's my Bela.

I got to this unpleasant light touch thing from her saying to Dean she wanted specifically "angry sex" (little does she know, our Dean tries to hold hands whenever he has sex lmao!!!), and from Dutchy, and from knowing her status as a CSA survivor. I had it manifest as physical sensation to highlight that it is tangibly unpleasant for her as well as emotionally. This raises the tension of later scenes where she would otherwise just be chatting with some guy, and has her making sacrifices for her work (as she feels her sense of comfort is not worth the money she'd lose from not taking this path).

Hehehehe. This was through rewriting the entire fic line by line after it was complete. Tiring but worth it! This allowed me to add in little clues and thematic elements and the starts of interpersonal drama that I hadn't nailed down completely when writing these scenes for the first time. I highly recommend doing it if you want a piece to be fully cohesive, if you have the time and energy!

I put that comma in the wrong place...I think it should be "huge A3, pink handbag" because huge and A3 are both describing the same thing (size). Certainly it's not A3 pink. Ah well. I said A3 to mean that it's the size of an A3 sheet of paper, which is absurdly large for a handbag lmao!

Smuggling a contortionist is a reference to Ocean's Eleven, famous heist movie. Can I admit something. Even with my status as a raging lesbian I did not enjoy Ocean's Eight very much. It wasn't a successful heist movie - nothing really went wrong for them to scramble to fix it or turned out to have been all part of the plan. They just. Did it. And it didn't have much character work or good jokes to make up for the lack of heist tension. Sad!

Dw i’n dy garu di Cymru! I made up Gavan Clarke's Grave And Grail it's my fault that it's not alliterative lol. I like it when people complain, it makes me feel closer to them (<- certified hater).

Commentary on The Voice In My Earpiece Thinks You're An Idiot

My Jo/Bela heist fic! Yippee! I would recommend reading it yourself first because there will be spoilers in my commentary right off the bat. It's a heist, there are some twists and turns. But you do you.

You MUST look at the artwork for it. It's so beautiful and so carefully thought out!!!

Okay so, let's start with the title. Pretty simple, I wanted to convey that the Jo/Bela relationship was mostly a co-conspirator one in this fic! They bond through being gossipy and mildly challenging through their earpieces ❤️ gay 🧡

My inital notes from my first conceptualisation of this fic:

As you can see. A lot of thought went into making the actual fic lol. And a lot changed!!

Now, onto chapter one!

The rich family Bela's stealing from are called the Pendragals because I felt that Pendragon was a little too on the nose, lol. I often hesitate on putting down specifics of a location, this was [rich snobby party description] for so long. Actually, the whole introduction up to them in the bathroom was something along the lines of [rich snobby party description, Jo fools Bela] until about the midpoint of writing. It was really rough going for the most basic sentences lmao. But! Finally picking a party theme based on how hot Bela would look in a flapper-style dress (I'll talk more about it later!) really helped pull things together.

I don't really know how "Trish" got in like that. It is the luxury of writing from a single point of view, I don't have to know 🥳. I had "Trish" in this get-up to cast a little shade of doubt from the readers as to who she is, although I don't expect to have fooled anyone too far, and to demonstrate that Jo (GASP! IT'S JO! Haha!) when she's dressed fancy later on in a more gender neutral way, it's not because she'd fail at femininity. It's just what she likes lol.

She has long lacey fingerless gloves on to be sexy and also to hide her faded scars 👍

The "family comes first" line is to seed Bela's fears about building a relationship with Jo when she talks about Ellen and Ash.

Also, Bela hates old money in this fic! This is for several reasons: given her background where her old money family directly harmed her, she has cause to distrust them; it makes her more relatable (who from this fandom doesn't hate old money snobs?); it makes her stealing from them personally motivated as well as monetarily; and it puts her more solidly in the same lines class as Jo, despite appearences to the contrary. As suggested below in the "silk stockings" line, among others, despite getting a bigger payout than most, Bela lives job-to-job, same as Jo, due to her expensive tastes (and, for a very long time, her lack of a future due to her demon deal. What would have been the point in her saving anything up?). They're equals!

Bela can be a history snob. As a treat. Haha, she's a supernatural artifact hunter, she HAS to at least enjoy history. I actually spent ages trying to find an authentic 1920s dress that looked how I was stereotypically and inaccurately picturing to send to Bahk as art inspo because initially I'd written that it WAS authentic, and then I was like wait. I can just change what I wrote. Lmao.

Bela believing Jo is unobservant of her surroundings/of her specifically proves to be her undoing several times in this fic lol! Bela anticipates that she's the only one paying attention, but she underestimates the power of having a gay little crush.

[celestialsun888]

Headcannons: Ghost & Soap 

@celestialsun888

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Pairing(s)/Characters: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley & Johnny ‘Soap’ Mactavish x Gn! reader

Genre: Fluff/Crack

Word Count: 258

Synopsis: It’s all true, they told me! 

★ TW: None <33 Stupid and silly if anything. Established friendships with them! 

✒ Authors Note: heheheh. I think being friends with them would be so fun!⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

Ghost most definitely indulges in baths as a ‘guilty’ pleasure. He enjoys soaking in a nice warm bubble bath. You once even heard him playing classical music.

Soap is the type of person who cuts the crust off his sandwiches. 

Ghost is most def the type that eats the cut off crusts (big boys gotta eat!)

Soap enjoys acting out musicals numbers with you, singing and dancing around while Ghost gets second hand embarrassment. 

You and soap have most definitely gone through Ghosts’ mask collection and tried them on mockingly. “Foap!” you both giggle.

When Ghost finds out you touched his things you blame it on Soap being a bad influence. Ghost would argue that you enable each other. 

Once you three got so drunk you listened to Soap tell you the entire history of Scotland. 

Ghost mains (dry) bowser in Mario Kart and Soap mains waluigi or yoshi (I know bc they told me duh)

Ghost probably has some weird talent that no one would expect like being suspiciously good at the harmonica or some obscure instrument.

Soap cuts his own hair. 

Ghost seems like he has NO TASTE PALATE. Like that mf said “Salt and pepper is all I need”. You & soap bully him about this often.

Ghost is the type to leave a lot of meat on chicken wings and idk why i get that vibe (but it's true bc soap told me.)

Ghost and Soap seem like they would deeply admire you as a friend and teammate. Looking out for you and making sure you are okay. 

[lexacoolfox]

~I'm really sorry if i always requested something from you^^;~

But i have an idea, what about "upper moon demons with s/o who's close with muzan"?

You can ignore this!!^^ and don't worry!!i don't mind:D i just like to give an idea for demon slayer headcanons too<3♡♡

Ok ok, so I thought this idea would be fun to do.

Upper moon demons with a S/O who is close with muzan. Part 1

‼️also spoilers so don’t read if you don’t want spoilers‼️

A little bit of detail.

For some situations, your rather his sibling or a friend that’s been with him since the beginning. Ok that’s just what I’ve wanted to clarify. Also you don’t have a moon rank. Cause your a friend or sibling to muzan not a subordinate.

Kokushibo

🌙how you got with this man I’ll leave to your imagination…

🌙But he himself is confused on how a demon like yourself caught his attention. But nonetheless he really does love you. You knew he was an upper moon demon because of his eyes. He didn’t know you knew muzan he just thought you were a random demon.

🌙you guys have been dating for at least over 3 years. On your guys 3 year anniversary he got you a really pretty and expensive bracelet.

You and muzan are really good friends. You know him better than anybody. He doesn’t love you romantically, you don’t love him that way either. You both really just enjoy each others company and care for each other.

“Hey Y/N. How you been lately?”

“I’ve been good. How about you?”

“Honestly terrible. progress on the blue spider lily has been going terrible! Those demons slayers are making everything just so much harder!”

“I’m sorry to hear that.”

“But you being here is making me more relaxed.”

You smile.

“That new bracelet looks good on you. Where did you get it?”

“Oh koku got it for our anniversary-*slams hand over mouth*”

“Did you just say kokushibo got you that for your anniversary?”

“Hehehehe…I guess the cats out of the bag.”

“You have been dating kokushibo and you never told me.”

“I was going to tell you. but. Then I thought how awkward it would make things.”

“How long?”

“3 years.”

“…”

Later that day after you left. muzan order nakime to summon kokushibo to the infinity fortress.

“Kokushibo.”

“Yes master muzan.”

“Is it true that you have been dating y/n for the past 3 years?”

“…yes master muzan.”

“…do you really love them?”

“Yes master muzan…with all my heart.”

Muzan could read his mind he knew he wasn’t lying. He also knew kokushibo was thinking that he thought muzan was going to strip him of his ranking or punished severely. In reality he wasn’t, kokushibo was the oldest and strongest moon member losing someone like him, would be a huge loss for his army. But muzan really cares for you deeply, your the one thing that makes him happy.

“Take good care of them then.”

Kokushibo was quite surprised by this

“They’re a very good friend of mine. So if they come to me, crying cause of something you did. You will be receiving the most extreme punishment or I’m killing you. Honestly depending on my mood or on what you did.”

“Yes I understand master muzan. I promise to take care of them and love them.”

“That will be all.”

🌙later sometime that week. Kokushibo questioned you on how you knew muzan. You told him you knew muzan since he was a human and when you two became demons.

🌙kokushibo told you what had happened between the two. You laughed at your friends protectiveness and how kokushibo was scared to death.

🌙now anytime there’s a upper moon meeting. Muzan will give kokushibo a slight glare, and read his mind to see if he’s done anything to his beloved friends. No one dared ask the two about it, to scared of the two.

🌙but muzan does trust kokushibo the most, so over time he stops with the glares. But still reads his mind ever so often.

Doma

✨doma loves you more than anything! You’ve given something, that nobody could give him! Emotions!

✨he treats you as some kind of goddess. He showers you with gifts and affection. He does it so much that it kinda worrying in some ways.

✨he loves giving you love but he loves it more when you give him love and affection. In fact he craves it, not in a yandere type way more of a clingy type way. Can’t really blame him though, the guy has never felt emotions before meeting you.

✨he’ll get your attention anyway he can. either he asks for attention, cry to you about how his ‘friend’ akaza is mean to him, or annoying you until you give him attention.

✨you knew he was apart of muzan upper moon. But you never said anything about you and muzan, you didn’t feel as if it was important.

✨during the night when you weren’t with him. (Cause you went to go visit muzan.) he is quite curious where you go.

Now onto how muzan found out you two were dating. Let’s be real doma is the one who let it slip that you two are dating. It was an upper moon meeting. Muzan was doing his thing looking terrifying, telling them about the blue spider lily and other missions. Muzan notice doma wasn’t really paying attention so he decided to read his mind to see what was distracting him

‘I wonder what y/n is doing right now? Probably still being the wonderful goddess she is. She’s so amazing. I think I’ll bring her a gift when I go over to her place’

Muzan now wasn’t just annoyed but straight up angry. Why? You might be asking?

It’s because you were muzan’s sister.

That’s right your the sister of the great Muzan Kibutsuji!

“Doma, you are to stay here after this meeting.”

Doma has probably never been more scared than he’s ever been than at the moment. He was dreading when the meeting was coming close to an end. What could he have possibly done, for muzan to keep him here after the meeting.

After the meeting…

“Doma.”

“Y-yes master muzan.”

“Why during the meeting we’re you thinking about y/n?”

“Um well their my girlfriend-”

“YOUR WHAT!”

He ordered nakime to immediately summon you.

You were minding your own business when all the sudden your were summoned to the infinity fortress. You saw Doma and muzan. Doma looking like he was about to pass out, from fear and your brother looking about he about to commit mass genocide.

“Why am I here?”

“When where you going to tell me you were dating Doma!! AND WHY DOMA!”

“Ouch” said you and doma

“Well you never asked. And I don’t know. Something about doma just attracts me.”

“Aww y/n!”

“You stay quite!”

“Yes master muzan!”

“Why must you be so mean to him. Big brother.”

“BIG BROTHER!?”

“What did I just say!”

“Sorry master muzan!”

✨After a while you calmed your brother down. Making sure he didn’t end doma’s life. You two explained how you meet each other, and feel in love. Even though muzan wasn’t happy with it, he let you two continue dating. He liked seeing you so happy. But muzan threaten to give doma the worst death imaginable if he did anything to upset you!

✨you and doma are now still together and very happy. But now anytime muzan sees him veins basically pop out his face.

✨poor poor doma. At least he has his goddess

Akaza

❄️Akaza is one the best lovers.

❄️he’s very protective of you, even though you can take care of yourself just fine.

❄️he fell for you because of how strong you were and your personality. He loved having training fights with you and nice conversations.

❄️your were the person he came to when he wanted to complain about a certain upper moon demon (doma).

❄️he brings little gifts here and there.

❄️Even thought he’s good at hiding it. He absolutely in love with you. Your his everything.

❄️you knew he was an upper moon. You weren’t even though you were so strong. Which confused akaza.

One day. You were hanging out with muzan, talking about old memories. You guys were really good friends then he wanted to ask you something.

“Hey y/n?”

“Yeah?”

“I’ve notice lately you’ve been wearing new jewelry and new clothes?”

“Is it wrong to change my style once in a while old friend?”

“No no it’s not that, it’s just you haven’t been in any areas that sell clothes like that.”

You both knew where each other are, just in case of emergencies. If one of you needs help. He was right you haven’t been in any areas that have clothes or jewelry like the kind you currently wearing.

“You could say a special someone has come into my life.”

“Please don’t tell me it’s a human.”

“Oh no! You know that wouldn’t work. It’s a demon in fact. You probably know him.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. Upper moon 3 Akaza!”

“Oh…that’s a relief. When you said upper moon I was so afraid you were going to say doma!”

“From what akaza has told me about him there’s no way that’s happening.”

Any other demon he would’ve been considered. But akaza is a different story, he a very serious and honest demon. He trusted akaza to treat you properly and would not do anything to upset you.

But one day the two pasted by each other.

“You better take care of y/n very good. I already know that you’ll treat them very well already. But I’m just telling you, they are a dear friend to me. I’m won’t hesitate to kill you if you hurt them.”

“Do practice fights count?”

“No, I meant emotionally.”

“There is no need to worry. I love them to much to hurt them like that.”

“That’s all I wanted to say. Carry on with your assignment.”

“Yes master!”

I know it wasn’t as dramatic as the other two but that’s honestly how it would go.

Anyway you and akaza have a great relationship that luckily doesn’t effect your twos work life.

I hope that was to your liking, really tried. I don’t know how muzan would act with somebody he would actually care about. Anyway I mostly did the first three. If you want me to do some more demons. I won’t mind. Any way have a nice day.

[hebimoonlightwrites]

Hi, if you're still doing general yandere headcanons can you make some for Rokuta, Ryu, Kantaro, and Aoi please?

Writer's corner: Hi, sweetheart! Of course I still do general yandere headcanons and of course I can make these! Thank you so much for requesting~♥ Please, let me know if there's something you don't like, okee? So I can fix it or make something else for you♥ Enjoy~!

Pronouns: I'll use a gn!mc for explaining their headcanons! Hope you're fine with it!! (let me know if not, so I can change pronouns!)

Warnings: YANDERE, murder, weapons, poison.. violence (I don't support any of this sh#t. It's only part of Yandere's headcanons qwq)

~𝚈𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙴: 𝚁𝚘𝚔𝚞𝚝𝚊, 𝚁𝚢𝚞, 𝙺𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚘, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙰𝚘𝚒~

~Rokuta has always been so cute and friendly!

~Nobody could suspect about him!

~He's so cute and adorable..! Isn't he, mc?

~Rokuta could never be a bad guy towards his surroundings..

~Unless they have their eyes on you...

~What nobody really knows is that he would be able to hurt people, indeed..

~And it wouldn't be so difficult to him, since the experiments left him with strong and unknown abilities..

~And trust me, mc.. Nobody wants to see these abilities..

~You don't want to either.

~"Hahah! Mc!!.. Let's get some karaage together one day, shall we?"

~Rokuta is so sweet when he takes your hand and starts walking outside to get some food together with you..!

~You really can't think of him being a bad guy..

~Oh, well..

~You couldn't at first..

~And now? Now you can see it instead..

~Now you can see his red eyes, usually being so sweet and pure, wrapped in complete anger and desire of murdering all the people who love and care about you.

~You can see him acting like just a wolf would...

~He isn't using any weapon or poison to get rid of his rivals..

~Rokuta's using his bare hands, his nails and fangs...

~He's tearing the skin off his rivals' mere bodies with his teeth while you are not watching.. while you're sure that he's actually just a cute and sweet innocent young man.

~And say that he was sure you would have never seen this side of him... and yet you are there, frozen standing while he's acting just like a wild predator..

~"Huh..? Why are you looking at me like that, mc..? I just want to be the one to make you happy... wouldn't it be great if you were happy... with me?"

~Ryu could seem a joyful and bizarre person who really likes having fun, playing around and doing pranks, especially to poor Shiki.

~You thought it too when you first met him.

~He had been so funny that day, when he spoke to you with his loud voice:

~"HEEEELLLOOOOOO!!.. Are you here to see the CHARISMATIC BARTENDER RYU-KUN?? Hehehe..!!! You're welcomeeee!! Ryu is happy to have you hereeee!!"

~You couldn't help but smile and even giggle softly at hearing his playful tone.

~Normally Ryu has always been someone bizarre, who hides many secrets behind his back, something he doesn't know about either!..

~The fact that he manages to connect to people around himself without any effort..

~The fact that he is able to understand others deeply...

~It's something nobody would expect by a playful (sometimes even idiotic) person like Ryu!..

~Yet.. That's what you should have been careful about, mc..

~His ability to connect to people.. to understand them deeply..

~He understood all those people who wanted to approach you..

~Ryu-kun got it when even your crush wanted to confess their feelings to you..

~He fully got it and.. Ryu-kun really couldn't allow people to bring you away from him. Heheheheheheheheheh!!!!

~Ryu-kun knew he had to do something about it~

~Ryu-kun is soooo charismatic and amazing..!! And he loooooves mc so muuuuch~! Hehehehe!

~Ryu-kun likes playing games, don't you know about it, mc?~

~HAHAHAHA, of course you know it!!.. Aw... you know Ryu-kun so incredibly well~..

~Ryu-kun decided to play a funny game..!

~You want to know about it~?

~It's called "The castle of madness"..

~What about the rules to play~? Hehehe... You're soooooo curious, mc!!..

~Ryu-kun likes that curiosity of yours~!!

~Ryu-kun closes you in a room and your crush in the one next to yours~..!

~Ryu-kun then will keep you in there, making you hear your crush's screams of horror while Ryu-kun is playing with them~!!

~Doesn't it sound FUN?!.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..!!

~Love brings soooo fun and joy to Ryu-kun, mc!!~

~Ryu-kun would never stop to love you..! Your love is fun!~

~And Ryu-kun loves fun~ Ryu-kun loves you..!

~So.. don't be shy, mc!.. heheheh...

~You wanna play with Ryu-kun... mc?!

~As a social media boy, Kantaro was so happy to get you as his new follower on twitter and on SNS!!

~That's how he noticed you..

~Even if having tons of followers, Kantaro noticed your smile, your sparkling and happy eyes..

~He noticed how many followers you had..

~He noticed how many of them commented your posts, being kind and complimenting you for your beauty or your talents.. seeing you happy in response of their support.

~...and that's when he decided to get into your life..

~He wanted to be the one to make you smile due to his compliments.. his comments..

~He wanted to be your one and only follower..!

~Kantaro felt something strange, unusual, into his chest as he thought about all this..

~Was he going crazy?

~Oooh.. of course he was..!

~And that was because of you..

~That was because of how popular you were on twitter and SNS..!

~Your posts were usually retweeted by people, classmates or even co-workers who looked sooo close to you.

~He hated it.

~Of course you knew Kantaro for being a VISTY's member, but you would have never imagined that he could get sooo obsessed with you..!

~While he was starting to become that strangely in love with you, on the other hand you thought you didn't have any chance with him..

~But probably it would have been better if you hadn't had!!..

~As the days went on, you started noticing something slowly but constantly changing on your social media..

~You were losing followers on both SNS and Twitter..!

~Of course it wasn't scarying you at first, since you weren't an influencer or any of that..

~...but after some days, as you noticed that even some of your classmates and friends were unfollowing you, you started worrying..

~What was happening? And why were they all even disappearing? You didn't see them in real life either after they unfollowed you!..

~It was like they were disappearing into dust, suddenly, without leaving any trace, just like their follow..!

~One day you froze as you saw that you had only a follower remained: @/imsweetiecutie ... Kantaro Misuji from VISTY.

~In the next days you kept seeing him commenting on each of your posts and statuses!..

~One day you even got a message from him, and that's when your heart skipped a beat and your eyes opened wide, realizing...

~"I'm the one who can be the only follower of yours...♥ haha..☺"

~Aoi is sooo sweet! He's the prince of VISTY, no?

~So nobody would imagine him being a crazy lover.. a yandere, even in the slightest!!..

~I mean..

~How could you imagine a prince being violent and jealous, quite toxic and obsessed by his lover?

~That's impossible!

~Oh well.. that's what you thought, mc? hahah..

~Well.. Aoi is a prince-like person, it's true..

~But love can drive people crazy, you know?

~And it drove them mad, especially when you decided to introduce a friend of yours to them..

~Aoi had been a close friend of yours..

~They secretly had a deep crush on you and, yeah..

~...they spent nights crying because of you being in love with somebody else..

~Why couldn't you see how in love they were with you?..

~You forced Aoi to do it..

~You forced them to poison your crush.. that "friend" of yours you decided to introduce to them.

~Aoi didn't want to lose you...

~They didn't want to allow anyone to bring you away from them..!

~The only thought of seeing you going away with that other person..

~The only thought of seeing you happy with someone else..

~It could have broken their heart into pieces..

~They needed you..

~... and they knew in deep that they were the only one to know you better than anyone else..

~So they would have been your prince and nobody else!!..

~So Aoi took the chance as you left them alone with your crush for some minutes...

~Their purple-grey eyes looked determined and quite calm when your crush ate that piece of cake Aoi had cooked..

~Aoi was so good at cooking, no..? They would have loved to cook for you more! But not to hurt you..! But to fill you with their love♥

~Aoi's eyes sparkled in happiness when they noticed that the poison had worked..

~That disgusting person you said to love was slowly falling on the ground, with empty eyes, in front of VISTY's prince.

~They slowly and secretly curved their lips in a smug expression while pretending to be scared and calling you, imitating a shaky and scared voice:

~"Mc!!!... Run..!! They.. They are dead..!! I...!"

~What an actor they were..! Especially when you looked at your crush's dead body and scared crying on Aoi's shoulder.

~The prince hugged you tightly, caressing your hair gently, comforting you for something they actually did..

~Their voice sounded so scary, whispering into your ear:

~"Don't worry, mc... I'll be your knight in shining armor.. your prince.. I'll protect you for anything that can hurt you...♥"

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[sapphireshineonao3]

Hehehehe~ Kinich's vision story truly is ripe with so much juicy lore potential (canon or fanon).

If I had to make a suggestion, maybe the figure in a mural doesn't look like Kinich specifically, but moreso looks like Ajaw or even Kinich's constellation. Capitano (having been in Natlan before), potentially recognizes the symbols that were present on the mural as well as on Kinich's person when/if he sees him summon Ajaw and the markings appear on his person. It perhaps the bracelet he wears to summon Ajaw is just like the one seen/described in the murals of the ruins.

This is giving me vibes of Kinich being targeted and captured solely for study/observation. Dottore and Columbina are in charge of him due to their unique ties to Teyvat and their knowledge of the Heavenly Principles.

Dottore is an easy answer to how they'll awaken the past memories, he's divided himself into segments and his experiments during the course of the Sumeru Archon Quest, he knows how to mess around and handle consciousnesses. If they ever decided to try and awaken his past self, Dottore only be told to do it.

However... there is fun in the past not being the sole factor. Perhaps they don't even bother doing such a thing because it's irrelevant to their current plan. What they need to understand is why is Kinich a reincarnation of the founder of Natlan? Why did Celestia allow his vision to bring him back from the dead? Was it solely just the vision that brought him back? Or perhaps was this another parallel event that happened to the founder once upon a time because of a similar contract they made with Ajaw the Sovereign, that matches the same contract Kinich made with Ajaw the Dragonlord.

Furthermore, going with the idea that Celestia did so specifically to prevent Ajaw from gaining his true power very well might be a reason why he was locked away to begin with. Perhaps Kinich's revival from death was a means to prevent another Sovereign from awakening in Teyvat.

Which means, an end goal for the Fatui may very well try to kill Kinich so Ajaw can inhabit his body and his full dragonhood can be awakened. However, I doubt Ajaw would be pleased by such a turn of events, even if he wants Kinich dead, he's doing it for his freedom and doesn't want to be another pawn for an Archon.

.... And perhaps as another turn of events, Kinich's vision had a very special function to NOT allow him to die. It refuses to let any deathly harm come to him, even if he were to perish. The situation during the Night Warden Wars might've been the only time Kinich has been dealt a lethal blow, but who's to say his vision won't pull the same trick again if something similar were to occur.

I bet Dottore would be so deeply intrigued by such a phenomenon.

I’m slowly, slowly falling in love with your Kinich stories! I already love Kinich (grinded so hard for him after losing 50/50s both his and weapon banner) but your fics made me fall in love with him more!

May I share that while reading your “Injured Bird” A sudden idea or AU pop into my head 👀 Kinich AU where he’s the first human that formed a contract with a dragon, who is Ajaw or past Ajaw before losing his powers and memories (like Gouba) and it was them who were actually the first Natlan founders” 🤔 and this some of the reasons why Harbingers got interested in Kinich, the only reincarnated human who has connections with dragons or dragon sovereigns.

I’ve been so out of the loop of Natlan and Genshin lore so this is just pure fun 😭 even if it has no ties to the canon one. I was burned out and took a break but Kinich got me back (ﾉ˶>ᗜ​<˵)ﾉ

That’s all I got for now~ Happy 5.1 Genshin update 🎉

OOHHH!! That actually sounds very very interesting! Kinich being a reincarnation of one of Natlan's founders who made a deal with Ajaw millenia ago sounds super fun. Only question here though is how do they find this piece of information out?

The only harbingers who may be aware of Kinich's reincarnation is The Jester, Damselette, or Doctor. The Cryo Archon herself may know, but that is debatable depending on what she plans to do with that information.

the fact Kinich is one of (if not the only) human to have made a contract with an ancient dragon is intriguing in it's own right, but in this context, it makes a lot of sense why the Fatui would be interested in him.

Only question now is whether their goal is to capture/study him, or somehow revive the spirit he is a reincarnation of.

[jarofstyles]

feeling soft, so here’s a request: “c’mere baby, i missed u”

WAAAAAAA YES SOFTRRY… mixed with Dilfrry hehehehe

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Harry worked a lot. He knew that. It was long hours and his weekdays were pretty tiring, but ever since he had given Y/N a key to his home? He couldn’t fucking wait to get home.

Perhaps it was a bit like playing house, but Y/N did things for him that she simply felt like doing. She cleaned up. Bought him a few house plants -he paid her back despite her dispute- would light candles when she would show up after her own work day. And she would bake for him.

There was something so… domestic about it all. Y/N’s parents were oblivious and thought she would be at a friends place, a bit involved in their own lives to realize just what their daughter was up to- which was getting very serious with a man quite a bit older than her.

When they asked her to stay home for the week that her grandparents had come, it made the both of them incredibly soft. Of course he managed to find ways to get to her. Sent her flowers at her job, picked her up and got a few kisses, but nothing substantial. Nothing quite like they were doing before.

His bed only had her scent faintly clinging on and that was an issue for him. But today was the day they could go back to their little game of house and he knew that he would be relieved of the stress that had been piling on him the past week.

A wave of relief flowers through his body when he walked in to his favorite Shania Twain album playing low on his speaker in the living room. The smell of vanilla and some citrus was in the house as soon as he entered the foyer, cluing him in to the fact she had both baked and lit the candles. His heart grew three sizes though, walking into the kitchen and seeing her.

She was sitting on the counter with her legs swinging, one of his shirts hanging off of her shoulder and her hair messy. She had a cupcake in hand, twirling it around as she licked the icing off of it. It was a sight he wanted to lock into his permanent memory bank.

“There’s my pretty girl.” He murmured, dropping his bad on the clean part of the counter, walking right up to her and standing right between her legs. The way her entire face had lit up at his presence could feed his happiness for years, he thinks. She looked so excited to see him. It had only been a week apart, and yet they missed each other so deeply.

“H!” She squealed, putting down the cupcake and opening up her arms. Harry’s dimple deepened as his smile got bigger, grabbing her hips and pulling her to be pressed up against him.

“C’mere, baby. I missed you.”

His lips pressed against hers, the sugary taste of vanilla buttercream meeting his own. Slightly sticky, very sweet, warm, and all his. He never got tired of her kisses. Her hugs. Her warmth. She was his little love, his baby.

Never had he expected to have someone so much younger than him be so connected to him. Be a soul mate. Be everything he could ever want in a person.

“Missed you so much.” She sulked, squeezing him to her with her lips pecking his over and over again. Little ‘mwuah’ sounds followed after each little kiss. It made them both break into smiles, unable to continue their kisses. This must be what heaven was.

“Not as much as I missed you, sweet girl.” He sighed. “My house is depressin’ without you now. Forget to light the candles, no kisses, no one to steal the blankets from me at night… s’truly a shame.” He shook his head. “And? The true crime… no cakes or cookies when I come home. It’s illegal, actually.” His playful tone made her laugh, smacking his shoulder.

“Mm. Only good for my sweets, huh?” She raised a brow. When Harry got the dirty smirk on his face, she knew something dirty was going to follow.

“Ohhhh, yeah. The sweets you bake and the sweet between your pretty thighs.” He purred, squeezing her bum in his hand to make her squeak. It was always fun to tease her and watch her get all flustered and squirmy.

“Enough, old man.” She huffed, cheeks warm. “If y’want any sweets at all, you better explain quickly why the house plants haven’t been watered all week.”

[theomnicode]

Aight so, I've not posted this fanfic thingy all the way back from May because I don't often post unfinished WIP stuff that I've just type on discord but I'm feeling it might suddenly become relevant...

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Saigenos in a nightmare

- soundscape -

Saitama stares blearily ahead as he rolls down his futon. Whole day of busting monsters would make anybody tired and even someone as strong as Saitama needed his sleep.

"Man I'm tired", he stretches his mouth open with a mighty yawn and throws away his hero clothes, switching to his pyjamas, "whole day of busting monsters, I am so ready to sleep."

Genos rolls down another futon next to his sensei and nods his head. "We definitely deserve our rest sensei, today was quite a busy day. I will wash our clothes in the morning." Silence greets him and he turns around and sees Saitama is already seemingly fast asleep and breathing evenly, completely tuckered out and awkwardly sprawled on his futon, hugging his pillow.

Genos huffs in amusement and settles down to sleep, muttering "good night sensei" and getting back half-asleep mumble of good night wish. Genos shuts his eyes and lets sleep mode take him into the realm of dreams.

Neither notices the ominous shadowy figure outside their window, cast in moonlight.

- soundscape -

-*-

Saitama's dream looks… very weird. Vibrant purple and black colours surround him, pulsing pustules with veins covering them and the entire view feels unsettling on a deeply subconscious level. Saitama realises he is dreaming and remembers something called lucid dreaming where the person becomes aware of their dream state. He had a lucid dream a bit ago against the ground moles- whatever were they called again- and ponders if he could actually have some fun fighting against somebody strong in his dream state. Yet his instincts are on high alerted state, so he remains cautious and looks around, attempting to pinpoint any potential threats.

He catches movement in his peripheral vision and immediately accosts the blurry shadow figure.

"Oi, are you here to conquer the surface as well, sewer dude? Bring it!" He shouts and claps his fist into his palm. The blurry figure suddenly sharpens in appearance and Saitama can make out it's actual features: molding, cancerous and pustule filled face, sharp and long knives in place of it's fingers and weirdly enough, brimmed hat.

"Wait, aren't you from that old american film? The uhm… "A night mark on Elmo" -something?" Saitama points excitedly.

"It's "A Nightmare on Elm street"", the figure scoffs, "and I am called Akumu, your worst ephialtes."

Saitama picks his ear. "The what now?"

The purple and crueler looking Freddy Krueger lookalike sighs. "It does not matter. I'm not here to wax philosophy, I am here to make a proposition."

"Couldn't you have waited till morning? I wanted to sleep at least 10 hours, I'm beat. Although this lucid dream is kinda cool…" Saitama makes a show of looking around awed, but the uneasy feeling in his gut does not fade away.

- soundscape -

Akumu does not look amused and clenches his fist, stretching his knife-fingers menacingly. "Don't play dumb with me, Saitama." Hearing his name coming out of the monster's mouth so casually makes chill creep down on his spine and he straightens his posture, narrowing his gaze.

"So what do you want? Spill the beans."

The monster's jaw breaks into a wide, cruel grin. "I want you to become a monster and join our cause, bring havoc into this world. With your strenght, we can bring the world to it's knees."

Saitama stares. "In your dreams."

"Heheheh…" the being laughs, unperturbed by Saitama's response. "Funny, that we are in fact, in my dreams. I control everything that happens in the dreamscape. Everything. For I am the Hypnos of Nightmares, everyone who dreams will bow down to my will." He raises his knife hand and points at Saitama. "You included. Your subconscious is my plaything now. And I can dig out your deepest, darkest secrets, hopes and fears. You will join us, one way or another."

Saitama grits his teeth. So much for peaceful slumber.

-*-

- soundscape -

Genos did not recall a time when his dreams used to be this… vivid. Psychedelic even. He frowns as he looks at the violet zone he's standing on, the unnatural formation of abscesses making him feel on edge. He remembers turning in and activating sleep mode like he normally does, and yet his internal status readouts indicate he is not resting. Red ERROR message flashes in his status monitoring screen. Something is very off and he intends to find out what.

'Lucid dreaming? Possibly, but inconclusive, my scanners would confirm a resting state of my body in that case', his logical mind started to tick down potential causes. 'A monster attack is also unlikely, my proximity sensors would've sensed an intruder and a monster would have tried to take advantage of our sleeping states and strike. However, Sensei would have woken up and eliminated the threat instantly, if that was the case.' His golden irises scan the environment fruitlessly, not detecting any anomalies. 'My status informs me my physical body is also unharmed. I wonder what is going on…'

A sudden alert from his sensors makes him instantly turn and ready his stance, pointing his incineration cannon at the source; a blurry figure materialises roughly twenty meters away from him. A memory strikes him as he takes in the humanoid form with grotesque face, dirty sweater and a knife-glove.

"Why do you look like the fictional mass murderer from a classic American horror film that me and sensei watched few weeks ago? What is your intent? Answer me or I will eliminate you", he demands from the mysterious character.

The uncanny humanoid huffs in amusement. "Heh, straight to the point as always, Genos." Then the monster's visage turns into an ugly sneer. "Or should I call you Gennosuke? Or maybe even that dear nickname Gen your mother used to call you by?"

If Genos still had an organic heart, it would have leaped to his throat and he barely suppresses a flinch, black schlera widening. "How do you know--"

"Your real name?" The monster interrupts him, finger-knives scratching against each other in sinister fashion. "I know everything, my dear Genos. You may call me Akumu, the governor of dreamscape and your worst nightmare. Why don't you amuse me for a little while?" He taunts and waves Genos towards.

Genos' expression turns into controlled anger. He refused to show anymore how much this monster's knowledge has shaken him. "I will squeeze the answers out of you then."

"You can try."

Bright, white-hot plasma erupts from Genos' mechanical palm. "Incinerate!"

Large explosions and gouts of flame burst from the spot where the figure was last seen standing and Genos sprints into action.

- soundscape - Monster theme

- soundscape - Genos theme

His motion sensors catch the monster's blurred movement jumping out of the explosion he had caused and Genos chases swiftly with a thruster propelled punch and when that move gets expectedly blocked, he uses that momentum to extend his leg into a spinning kick at the monster's head. He's unprepared for the figure completely vanishing from his vision, untrackable.

'That fast!? No, that was not speed, that was--' he barely manages to correct his landing when sharp knives thrust at his side and he deflects with his own retractable arm-blade, swinging upwards, metal grinding on metal loudly as he pushes his opponent away and rears his other hand into a punch, high voltage escaping his closed fist. Again, the figure disappears before his strike connects and he immediately probes the area for any organisms.

'This monster can teleport at will, so he could appear from anywhere. I need to be cautious.'

His quick reflexes save him as he ducks a swipe aimed at the back of his neck, intent on decapitating him. He answers with a rocket booster powered heel kick into the being's stomach and hearing a satisfying grunt of pain, powers up both of his arm cannons to lift from the ground into another spinning kick. He clicks his tongue in annoyance when he hits empty air. But this time he is ready for it, the cybernetic engine inside his chest already energized.

Genos' eyes suffuse into golden light. 'Accelerate'

His form disappears into supersonic speed with a loud boom, kicking up soft mould in his wake.

Less than a blink later, his metallic form clears into existence behind Akumu, who had attempted to flank and stab him in his previous position. He allows a small smirk grace his lips at the confused sound his opponent makes when he realised he had missed the target.

"I have analysed your attack pattern. You lose."

"Machine Gun Blow!"

Genos' fists seem to phase into multiple copies at the extreme velocity of his vicious punches, each hit compacting forcefully into the unguarded back of his enemy and sending him flying.

'I got him now', Genos thinks victoriously and with grim determination to finish it, crouches and claps his arms together to fuse them, opening metal plates into several large cannons glowing with heat, ready to fire.

"Incinerate!" He shouts as he shoots a massive, spiraling beam of plasma directly at his foe, encompassing them in it's deadly ray. A solid hit that should have evaporated the monster entirely and he observes the spectacle of ruined and burning landscape, unfusing his sizzling arm cannons and puffing excessive steam out of his mouth.

- soundscape -

A clapping sound on his left makes him gasp in disbelief and turn on his heel to face the gnarly monster. He appears entirely unhurt, even the brimmed brown hat he's wearing appears untouched. How-

"Bravo Genos, bravo. You sure like to put on a show eh?" Akumu comments derisively. Genos stares at him furiously and the clapping abruptly stops. He almost does not hear the following, soft whisper the Nightmare incarnation makes under his breath.

"My turn."

Genos' legs suddenly give out under him, severed from knees down.

'What?'

He grunts in surprised pain and falls on his side as Akumu teleports in front him, a pair of robotic shins in his hands. "Now what were you saying about me losing hm?" He tosses Genos' broken legs away like rags. "I don't think you scrutinized our conversations carefully enough, my dear Gennosuke. Forget something important when you fought me?" He jeers with a cruel tone.

Genos wracks his brain for anything significant he had missed, nervous at this new development. "You call yourself Akumu, the governor of dreamscape and self-proclaimed worst nightmare of mine." He delivers flatly and pulls his arm closer to support his upper-body weight.

"Good, now tell me what does that entail? Go on, use that remaining brain of yours", Akumu continues mockingly, tapping his head with a finger.

"…The governor of dreamscape…wait, you mean--"

This entire time, they had been inside a dream!? Everything felt so real. Too real. Even the brittle texture of the soil under his arms registered in his sensors, the energy output, pushback and heat of his Spiral Incineration Cannon felt too tangible. Genos had considered the possibility and discarded it, but now…if this monster implied it had full control over his dream…

The monster's face stretches into a wide smirk. "Welcome to your worst nightmare. Are you not entertained?"

Genos acutely wishes he hadn't gone to sleep at all.

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Now my long thoughts about this and why I'm posting it now lol.

"Couldn't you have waited till morning? I wanted to sleep at least 10 hours, I'm beat. Although this lucid dream is kinda cool…" Saitama makes a show of looking around awed, but the uneasy feeling in his gut does not fade away.

Literally Saitama in chapter 172.

Akumu does not look amused and clenches his fist, stretching his knife-fingers menacingly. "Don't play dumb with me, Saitama."

Literally Fubuki to Saitama in 176.

"So what do you want? Spill the beans."

Chapter 172 cover.

"Good, now tell me what does that entail? Go on, use that remaining brain of yours", Akumu continues mockingly, tapping his head with a finger.

I swear to god Genos getting literally halved in two with one side of the brain remaining hadn't even crossed my mind. Or maybe it had, subconsciously. But damn if this is not a prophetic level taunt. I wrote this originally in 11th of May 2022.

Now my random discord thoughts about this from discord.

yap edgy teen genos oh my god I hadnt even realised THEY SOUND PHONETICALLY VERY SIMILAR TOO abjdsladfs&lt;;f I think my subconscious is more brilliant than I am I had only thought about the alphabetic letters in it omggg

gennosuke 元之丞 元 means "origin."　之 means "this. dictates."　丞 means "to assist."

Akumu actually means nightmare in japanese and bunch of the monsters have japanese sounding names too "What does ephialtes mean in modern Greek? Name. After the betrayal of Ephialtes, the name "Ephialtes" received a lasting stigma; it came to mean "nightmare" in the Greek language and to symbolize the archetypal traitor in Greek culture." lol I didnt even see the symbolism, it fits even better now because he wants to make saitama essentially betray everyone for personal gain for monsters and for saitama's personal interests hm I did not really make the villain speech as I wanted cuz I wanted to express that he controls dreams so he can do whatever and that it also translates into real world but I also wanted him to laugh when saitama quips "in your dreams" because it would be funny to a villain who's specialty is dream control

do I want him to go all out and the monster just overwhelming him, or do I want him to have difficulty even using his moves because it's a dreamscape and there's this funny thing about dreams where person often feels resistance to like, moving around and so your body can feel like it's not obeying your commands inside dreams even if you want it to or do I just want the monster to subvert his control like genos can't do anything because the monster is all powerful inside a dream

genos has to struggle, because the point is that if he loses, he would die inside his dream and become brain-dead for going into coma and what the monster wants is either saitama's overwhelming desire to help genos would aid the monster in using his power to turn saitama into a monster because the monster wills it or if that does not happen, genos would lose and die and saitama's anger would also turn him into a monster and the reason this could even happen would be because it's a dreamscape so the monster can manipulate what happens inside uuhm hold on lemme think more..

but also, I want to make it so saitama feels powerless to help genos, because he's isolated from genos inside his own dream and the monster can just showcase him what is happening inside genos dream (actually hold on my original plan was that there is a forcefield that keeps him at bay but there is no fucking way saitama could just.. go into genos dream and help him) (I am confusing my own narrative here uuh) it would work better if saitama cant just punch his way into genos dream but it would also give him no real way to help genos I had also thought that if saitama exits his own dream, he would leave genos behind to die inside his dream, so he cant just bust out willy nilly the conclusive moment would've been that despite the monster being in control of dreams, that saitama's overwhelming willpower would overturn the dream in his favour so he could go and defeat the monster inside genos dream and then they could exit actually would it make sense that the monster just connected their dreams anyways, I wanted to make it so the monster has control, so saitama cannot just punch it to non-existence and even if he did, he would doom genos into coma because genos could not get out on his own and saitama's dream would end if he defeated the monster on his side of dream maybe the monsters's physical form is actually really weak, so the very moment they both wake up, saitama could def just punch the creep but the real question is: do I write that they can like, use their powers but it's just not working at all or do I write it so that they feel super nerfed inside their dreams and that's why they can't touch this monster

I think I actually got it, they do not have to defeat the monster inside their heads, it is enough that saitama gets to genos via their connected dreams because he has enough willpower to force them to awaken despite the monster influence meanwhile, genos does not have this unbending willpower and he would be stuck if he was left alone (muokattu) people awaken from bad dreams, but it's the monster who keeps them inside their dream against their will is it too lame way to conclude?

also I kinda worry what would be the implication of… saitama busting out the dream barrier between his and genos dream to get to him I know there are some documentations bout dream world irl about shared dreaming aren't they? where people dream about the same thing or appear in other people's dreams randomly actually hold up what does genos even wear to sleep because that would be his dream appearance saitama would have his pyjamas maybe I can make saitama try to take down the monster, but it's just not working well for him and at first he feels kind of thrilled because he's having fun time fighting like against the subterraneans, but then the monster reveals how he would force saitama turn into a monster and does that villain explanation trope about what would happen to poor genos if he just defeated him here or left and it would also reveal the connected dream and saitama realises that genos is dreaming too and he's also losing and whatever thrill he had turns into dread but also the problem is that… if they dont have enough power to defeat this monster singularily because the monster controls the dreams and therefore, all the actions they can do against him, then how could they defeat them even if they tag teamed since the point is that the monster is undefeatable inside their dreams

hm, maybe they could TRY to tag team first but then figure out that the monster is still in control and perhaps even exerting it's control over them more because it's getting desperate it's plan to turn saitama into a monster is not working becuse saitama can now protect genos from him so idk, maybe saitama gets this genious idea and he actually slaps genos awake and then himself

but honestly, I've already built this monster into being something that can look at person's subconscious and knows everything, so it knows what that person hopes and fears and their memories, so it knows what is important to saitama and tries to use that knowledge against him

and I want to convey saitama feeling like he's being cornered via this intimate knowledge of his self, that he does not have choice because he cannot one punch this monster out of existence in his dream and unless he allows the monster to turn him also into a monster and recruit him, he would lose genos if he does not comply and if he allows the monster to kill genos, the monster would use his emotional state to turn him into a monster anyway convey that it's a lose/lose situation for saitama

also I had just though about the baku idea and it would be funny that when they wake up and see the baku and saitama is like "…what are you?" and then genos in typical genos fashion, goes into explanation about mythological creatures and then saitama cuts him off and is like "yea yea but why does it look like a (whatsitcalled)" and then baku starts to whimper and grovel because it's actually a small cowardly monster who just tried to appeal cool and useful to the monster association and who had watched too many horror movies and saitama is not amused and yeets him into the pavement below because he doesn't want to clean up monster guts from his apartment at 4am but it would also just kind of make slight of the entire dream that happened and im not sure I want that

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So...dream monster Freddy Krueger that uses subconscious against them. :D

[trashyswitch]

Tickles with Freddy

Gregory and Freddy are spending time together while he's hidden from the rest of the animatronics.

Happy New Year! This fanfic was suggested by 2 anonymous users! I hope you all enjoy!

Gregory was sitting inside the belly of Glamrock Freddy, observing the pizzaplex around them both.

“Comfortable there?” Freddy asked. Gregory nodded. “Quite comfortable, yes.”

Freddy kept on going. While Freddy was walking around, Gregory started feeling the walls of the inner belly of Freddy. One side was covered with wires, while the other side was a hard wall. It was quite the little kid-sized hole for him. “Gregory? I would strongly advise that you not touch my belly while I’m walking.” Freddy encouraged gently.

“And why is that?” Gregory asked. “W-Well…” Freddy thought about how to say it. “My inner parts are quite sensitive.” Freddy told him. “My body has been programmed with something similar to human sensitivity, so I may recognize that someone is in and out of my belly compartment.” Freddy explained.

“I see…” Gregory muttered. “So…do you not like being touched?” Gregory asked.

“Being touched is fine, but fingers dragging against the wall of my compartment makes me laugh sometimes.” Freddy explained. “Wait a sec…you’re ticklish?!” Gregory reacted. “Is that what it’s called?” Freddy asked. “Tickling is where someone touches or pokes a spot to make them laugh! It sounds like the same thing.” Gregory explained. “Then it must be the same thing.” Freddy replied. “I’ll try not to tickle you too much.” Gregory told him.

“Alright. Thank you.” Freddy replied kindly.

Freddy walked around the pizzaplex again, and walked over to the Monty’s Gator Golf spot. But they didn’t get much closer to the Gator Golf spot. Freddy looked down and sighed. “Gregory?” Freddy called.

“What’s the matter?” Gregory asked.

“I…feel like I need a pick-me-up.” Freddy explained.

“Oh?” Gregory reacted. “A pick-me-up? What sort of pick-me-up?”

Freddy sat at one of the tables. “The sensitive thing…” Freddy tried to explain. “T-Tickle. Can you-”

“Oh! You want me to tickle you?” Gregory asked.

Freddy looked up a little and smiled. “Y-yeah…” He replied as he held his stomach.

“Okay! I can do that.” Gregory started off by tickling the wall of his belly. He was too scared to even touch the cords again, in case one of them was exposed. “Like-”

He tried to ask ‘like this?’, but it was quickly cut off by Freddy’s low, deep giggles.

“Hehehehe! Yeheheah! Lihihike thahahat!” Freddy replied. “Whoa!” Gregory reacted as he added a second hand into the tickle attack. “You really ARE ticklish!” Gregory reacted happily.

“HAhahahaha! Ihihihit’s reheheheally strahahahange.” Freddy told him. “I think it’s super cool!” Gregory told him. “Tickling can be really fun!” Gregory added. “Reheheheally?” Freddy asked. “Yeah! I love when my mommy tickles me.” Gregory admitted. “She’s really good at it.”

“Gohohohood tohoho knohohohow.” Freddy replied. Gregory continued to tickle him, focusing on the sides and front of the walls. He would skitter and spider his fingers on both sides at the same time, and sometimes skitter his fingers on the front with all 10 fingers. “Kitchy kitchy kitchy koo! Haha!” Gregory teased with a laugh. Freddy leaned back in the chair he was in, and held his belly as he laughed deeply. His laugh was deep and low like an older man, yet his reactions were subtle and almost childish. It was quite the mix.

“Hey Freddy! Which tickles more? Here?” Gregory tickled his left side.

“Or here?” Gregory tickled his right side.

Freddy threw his head back and laughed. “THEHEHEY’RE BOHOHOTH BAHAHAHAD!” He replied. “Really?” Gregory reacted. “You can’t pick a worst spot?” Gregory asked.

“NOHOHO!” Freddy responded. “Oh! Okay! Well looks like I’m gonna tickle both sides then!” Gregory teased as he started tickling both side walls of Freddy’s belly. Freddy doubled over and pounded his hand into the table as he laughed loudly. “STAHAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIT’S SOHOHOHO MUHUHUCH!” Freddy laughed.

“Too much?” Gregory asked, pausing his fingers. “YEheheheheah…” Freddy replied. “Alright. I’ll slow down then.” Gregory switched tactics to finger-dragging on his belly as gently as he could. Freddy’s giggles had turned calm. The giggles he did have, would come out in short spurts. He could still breathe, but his breathing would turn into wheezing occasionally. “Ohoho bohoy…HAhahaha! *wheeze* Ihihit’s…Thihihis ihisn’t as bahahad…as befohohore.” Freddy giggled. “I guess you enjoy gentle tickles more than hard tickles?” Gregory asked.

“Ihihi enjohohoy hahahard tihihicklehes…buhuhut ohonly sohometihihimes.” Freddy replied. “Good to know.” Gregory responded. “Would it be okay if I…” Gregory tickled his belly a little as he thought. “Blew raspberries?” Gregory finished.

Freddy’s eyes widened. “Uuuuuuhuhuhuh…Suhuhure.” Freddy replied. Gregory smirked and blew a raspberry on his inner belly. “PHHBFFFBBBFBFBFBB!”

“eeEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!” Freddy actually giggled and held his head as he let out plenty of hysterical laughter.

Gregory smiled as he wiped away his slobber that now covered the inside of Freddy’s compartment.

“Sorry if that was too much for you, Freddy.” Gregory told him.

Freddy giggled and held his stomach. “Ihihihihit’s fihihine.” Freddy replied as he pretended to wipe away a tear.

Gregory moved his hands towards the back of the animatronic, and felt some of the wiring. “This is really cool.” Gregory told him. Freddy chuckled and covered his mouth. “Cahareful in there, superstar. Ihihi dohohon’t wahahanna huhuhurt yohohou-” Freddy opened up his belly compartment and reached in. “Ahalright kid. Gehehet ohohout of thehehere.” Freddy encouraged as he grabbed Gregory’s hand gently. Gregory climbed out of his belly and smiled at him. “Hi Freddy.” He said. “Hello Superstar.” He replied. “Tired of all the tickles?” Gregory asked.

Freddy nodded and hugged him. “Thank you for the tickles, Gregory.”

Gregory smiled and hugged him back. “No problem.”

Freddy smirked and snuck some tickles on his sides. Gregory snorted and doubled over. “HAhahahaha! Nohohohohoho!” he laughed. “Awww, listen to that cute little laugh…” Freddy teased. “Nahahahat cuhuhuhute!” Gregory complained. “Yes cute! You are a cutie patootie, Greg.” Freddy told him.

Freddy tickled his belly and lifted Gregory up into his arms. “I’m gonna throw you up into the air, okay?” Freddy told him. Gregory nodded and tucked his head in. Freddy moved away from the tables and chairs, and moved into a free space. “3…2…1!” Freddy threw Gregory into the air, and watched Gregory soar in the air.

“WHEEEeeee!” Gregory cheered.

Freddy chuckled and caught Gregory with little issue. “Gotcha!” Freddy declared. Freddy flipped Gregory around so his back was facing Freddy’s chest, and Freddy started tickling Gregory’s armpits. “EEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!” Gregory laughed, wiggling around like a wiggle worm.

“Ooooooh! Wiggle wiggle, my little kitty!” Freddy teased. Just to make further fun of himself, Gregory loudly let out a growly MEOW!

Freddy wheezed and laughed at the meow. “WHOHOHOA!” Freddy laughed. “Dihihid you just MEOW?!” Freddy asked. Gregory was cackling loudly. “YEHEHEHEAH!”

Freddy Just LAUGHED hysterically. The bear had to stop tickling Gregory and put Gregory down to laugh himself silly without hurting the boy.

Gregory held his belly and laughed heavily. “HAHAHAhahahaha! Ihihihi’m ahaha cahahahat!” Gregory laughed. Freddy paused for a moment. He calmed himself down, opened his chest plate, and pulled out a headband with cat ears on them. “Here:” Freddy placed the headband onto Gregory’s head, and went right back to laughing. “Now I’m REALLY a cat! MEOW!” Gregory joked. “OHOHOHO MYHYHYHY GAHAHAHAHA!” Freddy laughed, sitting down in a chair. Gregory fell onto the ground, laughing his head off. “Hey guys!” Someone called. Gregory gasped and covered his mouth.

Freddy widened his eyes and stopped laughing.

“What’s going on? What’s so funny?” The person asked. Freddy looked at the person. It was Roxy. Freddy quickly pushed Gregory under a table. “Uh- nothing. Nothing. Why? What are you doing here?” Freddy asked. “I was just…walking around.” Roxy told him. Freddy started walking with Roxy and started to chat with her. “I heard a cat in here, and I was laughing because-”

Freddy’s words faded away as Gregory stayed under the table. Gregory slowly lifted his head above the table and stayed silent.

He slowly brought himself over to the nearest pole and hid behind it before running away. “Don’t worry about me, Superstar. Just go.” Freddy told him. “I’ll come for you very soon.”

Gregory nodded. “Okay.” He replied. Gregory took off the headband and hid it on a chair near where they were laughing earlier. While Gregory was running around trying to find the next thing to do, Freddy was distracting Foxy with some conversation topics. Freddy smiled and soon wished her well. Freddy then went back to where Gregory was.

Freddy moved towards the dining room and picked up the headband that was laying on the chair.

“Tell me where you are.”

[ready-to-obeyme]

[OM!] Reverse AU: Demon Brothers (+ Diavolo) Headcanons

- original idea came from this lovely post so please check it out if you haven’t already bc it’s so cute!! I couldn’t stop thinking about the boys collecting our character cards and desperately trying to complete events and chapters just as we are afjasldkfjasfjdts

Scenario: We’re the characters in the game and the demon brothers (or would they be human in this au??) play Obey Me! and collect our cards, play the events, etc...

Reverse AU: Demon boys collect cards of YOU instead of the other way around

Ranked from most invested to least invested in the game + headcanons on how they play (while stanning you ofc)

EDITED: there is also a related follow-up post of Reverse AU [here]

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Leviathan

VIP VIP VIP

the man would die for every UR+ 

stans you so hard; cries whenever any new card of you comes out

a collectionist at heart, but he knows there's a fave in his otaku heart of his

every event holds a special place in his kokoro

Idk how he gets sleep grinding for all your URs considering how fast the events come and go without breaks in-between

If he had a terrible sleeping habit before, it’s WORSE now

honestly, this game right up his alley so he's an expert-- he's probably the one to rant about the game and convince his brothers to start playing too

"Add me so we can give each other AP!!"

he says, but he spends a lot of money to get all he needs so he doesn't really NEED his brothers to play with him

very happy when he gets to rant about the game with his brothers

Casually plays OSTs from the game, sometimes on blast and his brothers don’t even bat an eye because they all play the game hehehehe

cheers when he gets you as a surprise guest; uses wikis to make sure he does you right (he once made a wrong move and your dissent dialogue crushed his heart-- so never again)

never ranks below 100 during events

Mammon

baby tries really hard to save up for a good event card or UR+ but always ends up pulling desperately for your cards

relies on his luck to get what he wants, and when that doesn't work out, ends up putting money into the game

probably prays before each 10x pull and free draw

he's not rich enough to win aaaaaaaaa

fell in love with your character almost immediately and has not looked back since

you are Best Character; probably fights with Levi about who loves you more

gets pumped when he sees your cards; the other character are ehhh even though that's probably not the most strategic way to play

doesn't understand why he can't just have three of you on the dance team all at once

Screams whenever he loses a dance battle (“I’m so sorry!!!!!!’ he tells you as he quickly levels you up and throws a ton of glowsticks at you)

suffers when his brothers get the cards he wants-- though tbf he also brags about pulls he gets that his brothers didn't 

when did this game become a competition? 

Satan

f2p but he works really hard to get the cards he wants

diligently saves up and spends all his pulls on a UR+ card he absolutely MUST have

collects all the wallpapers, dialogue, and chats of every card he has of you

stares longingly at the URs and has to resist the very real urge to just buy stuff

invested in the story, the characters, the nuances, and the LORE 

thinks of theories and ideas on how the world works and the facets of each character

probably write on blogs and posts fanfic

...his bros don't know about that part tho so shhhh

The animal event really grabbed him by the DICK

If there is a card of you with cat ears and a tail-- hhhhhhhh

Spends ALL his draws during this event and invests all his time and effort into unlocking the devils flower and regrets NOTHING (o´ω｀o)

Lucifer

tries to not get invested

then gets invested deeply in both the storyline and the characters that he completes all the levels asap and grinds everyday to fill out the devil flowers

Takes break between work by opening the game

Refreshed with you on the home screen

Feels like dying when Diavolo catches him SLIPPIN’ peers over his shoulder and asks him what game he’s playing

Also feels like dying when Barbatos catches him humming the opening screen song

tries really hard not to buy anything and he succeeds for quite some time but alas came the hydrangeas 

he started off by buying some devil (human?) points… and it escalated

slippery slope-- recharge missions took him by the neck and then he gave in to being VIP (might as well, since he can afford it…)

outwardly calm about playing the game, enjoys talking with Satan about the possible lore and having something to bond with Levi

inwardly pretty invested: adores the interactions, remembers what options are best for each surprise guest dialogue 

Asmodeus

posts about all his Good pulls, especially when he gets the new UR+/UR cards 

the type to unlock all the devil flowers for the flex but also for the aesthetic 

scrolls through devilgram (uhh human...gram? so instagram) and unlocks every story asap

thinks the game is adorable whenever he gets to interact with you as a surprise guest

probably doesn't have a high preference for any particular card but absolutely LOVES the pretty ones 

love love LOVES the fan art that people draw of you

Hums to the opening screen song in the shower or even the opening video (that he voices hahah) 

gets frustrated when the levels get hard and he has to grind but so far hasnt given into buying anything

Not as invested as his brothers but he does spend money just to get a REALLY nice UR+ card like the rain event 

Water does wonders for aesthetics（=＾0＾=）

Belphegor

the game is too fast-- so many events for him to care about that he sometimes drops off the face of the earth to play it or drops the game and takes a break from it for a while

there is no in between with this dude

he can only invest in the game when he feels like it, if he feels somewhat motivated 

thinks the dance battles are funny

slightly upset when he doesn't get the cards he want from gacha but it's too bothered by it

has like at least one UR of you from an event that he didn't expect to get and that's good enough for him

the bed head cards got him feeling some type of way ////

had notifications for his AP during that period of time; has never grinded harder

Beelzebub

what can i say? the man gets lucky from free pulls all the damn time

least invested, but does enjoy reading the story and the characters; just gets kind of lazy when he gets stuck on levels 

does his best to level up enough to continue the story and unlock your gram stories but has a hard time grinding to unlock devil flowers

which is understandable considering the amount of URs he has 

i could probably see his brothers fight each other to get his account when he thinks about giving it away 

plays more often during events because he likes the extra interactions from the game with you 

Bonus:

Diavolo

Lowkey does not know how to play for a while but does log into the game just to make sure he gets his free pulls

His knowledge of the games grows EXPONENTIALLY and by the end of the first week

he’a asking Lucifer to add him, what cards he has, should he invest in this event or not

Lucifer isn’t sure if he’s happy with this development or not 

Definitely has Barbatos join in on the fun too :333

Barbatos somehow ends up being as equally invested as Levi but the only way any of them can tell is because he revealed himself to be top 10 at one event

Adores every UR card of you and asks Lucifer if he should just sign up and be VIP

Does get extremely lucky at times

“Lucifer, what’s the difference between a UR+ and a UR? Huh, why? Well, this card I got has a UR+ on it--”

Ranks probably above Asmodeus and below Lucifer in terms of how invested he is into the game

[4ragon]

For topics to ramble on; how about Ema and Klavier’s dynamic? I’m playing SoJ and neither of them are here yet and I miss them ;-;

Hehehehe hope you’re enjoying SoJ!

Oh Ema and Klavier. I truly and deeply care about Ema and Klavier friendship so gosh darn much. And some of that is I enjoy that dynamic, I enjoy the idea of an Ema who pretends to dislike him but begrudgingly still cares for his wellbeing. However, I think what I like more is how they got there.

Let’s face it: I think they genuinely don’t like each other in aa4. Like, there’s certainly plenty about their dynamic that I think could make for a good foundation for a friendship, with Ema’s grouchiness playing off Klavier’s teasing, but they also do enjoy screwing each other over at multiple points. Klavier embarrasses her in trial, Ema freaks Klavier out by imitating Kristoph. These are both very mean spirited actions, and I think speak to a level of how much these two don’t understand each other. Klavier hadn’t really thought much about how his 'grand reveal’ would hurt Ema, and Ema didn’t understand how upsetting Klavier would find her sudden imitation, or even fully why. It’s not like either of them would be trying to hurt each other, they’re not those kinds of people, I think they just don’t understand each other and have written off any possibility of doing so.

And I think that’s what I find interesting about a potential Ema Klavier friendship. They both I think start off with really strong misconceptions about the other, the both write each other off, and them being able to grow past that, to come to understand and care for each other is just a really nice narrative.

Ema, of course, knew Klavier immediately as “That prosecutor who disbarred Phoenix,” and I think, unlike Phoenix and Apollo, she never really tried to look past that. I think she was perfectly caught up in Klavier’s rockstar persona. Klavier Gavin talks about wanting a simple life, having simple motivations. His entire affect is meant to prevent people from knowing the real him, and Ema absolutely does not see through that. She thinks he’s vain, and arrogant, and self-serving, and these biases against him make it so hard for her to see the genuine heart of gold underneath.

On the flip side, I do really like the headcanon that Klavier, pansexual disaster, had a very short-lived crush on Ema Skye before she mercilessly beat it out of him. I think he tried to make those good first impressions, but in that flirty, flighty rockstar way that came off to Ema as deeply insincere and arrogant. And once those first impressions had been set, any sort of connection became really hard to make, so Klavier just accepted, “Oh, this is my detective, she hates me for some reason, and that’s just how it is.” His rockstar persona was a front to prevent people from getting to close to him and allowing him to be hurt, after all, and so it was working perfectly as intended.

And all that prevents them for so long from realizing that they really do have a lot in common. They’re both hard working, they both are so passionate about their dream jobs, they’re both good, honest people, and they both have an older sibling who’s in prison. In fact, I feel like that last point is hugely important. Ema, more than so many other people in his life, shares that single point of connection, of an older sibling who not only is in prison, but did in fact commit the crime they were accused of. That is something that almost no one else in the series understands, something not many people have experienced, and it’s something I think both of them would benefit from connecting over. They both have written off the other as someone not worth attempting to get to know, but once they do get past that, they can come to realize that there is so much more to this person that they wrote off at the start.

And once they’re past that initial hurtle, I think they would be such a fun pair. Ema would still be a grouchy contrarian, and Klavier would still enjoy teasing her mercilessly, as is his want. I don’t know, I find dynamics like that so much fun. Characters who appear to not get along, but deep down do care about each other so much. Just. I love these two. I enjoy these two.