#this is random idk where i was going 😵‍💫

[konigsblog]

comforting nights with farmer könig

your husband, könig, flipped through the newspaper. you fought sleep, but tilted your head back against his burly chest. you could hear the faint sounds of cows and pigs squealing in the distance, drowned out by the noise of the fireplace crackling. the reds and oranges, the yellow and the bright flames along with the wood.

freshly cut wood thrown into the fireplace, giving you a beautiful view to gaze over at. the heat warmed your bodies. you closed your eyes gently, humming to yourself as you took in the scent around you. bitter coffee beans and vanilla, taking a deep breath before opening your eyes again.

you wore a snug, wool jumper that fit nicely against your body. you watched as könig's fingertips lifted a page and flipped it to the other, reading all about the village. he noticed your silence, coughing before speaking in a tender, soothing tone.

“are you alright, sonnenschein? you're awfully quiet?” he pointed out, placing down the newspaper against the couch and running his large, calloused hands against your bare, soft thighs. you hummed in acknowledge, brushing it off and giving him a warm smile by tilting your head back and looking into his silverish, blue eyes.

you gazed down at the mug full of black coffee which he held firmly in his large hands; the bitter smell and the familar dark brown, honey colour, your reflection gazing back at you. he leaned down to kiss your forehead, whispering something to you in german.

you both had decide to head to bed, or atleast try to get some rest. the floral print bedsheets pulled over your bodies, wearing nothing but your panties in a comfortable silence, an intimate moment you two shared as a married couple.

könig chuckled to himself, watching your eyelids flutter open and closed, fighting sleep. he ran his hand over your hair, warm fingertips running down your temple, pinching your cheek. “you're always so exhausted, aren't you?” you giggled quietly in agreement, inching closer to him.

you took in your surroundings; from the paintings that showed your personality and taste, to his many novels and books littering the shelf. his body pressed against yours, your rested your head against his chest, listening to the thumping sounds of his heartbeat, the rhythm, the beat. he always smelled heavenly; fresh with a hint of vanilla and coffee.

your eyes fluttered closed, falling asleep to the soothing sounds of his heartbeat. he listened, listening to the your breathing becoming more shallow, watching as you became more loose and relaxed, an elegant beauty before him.

your husband chuckled to himself, how peaceful you were in these moments... könig kissed between your eyes, burying his face in your hair, quickly falling into the same relaxed state at you.

two snoring, sleepyhead messes sprawled out, your legs intertwined and caught and your hands in eachothers.

[teddybeartoji]

Thoughts on Massage session with bff/roommate/bf gojo [idk who to assign this thought to, I just love the 3😵‍💫]

omfgggggggggggg massage sessions with roomie!gojo........... like really random ones. you're in the kitchen, making tea or smth when he comes from the gym, groaning and moaning about how his body hurts from the last session. you hear him plop down onto the couch and you just can't NOT tease him yk. aw, poor baby. etcetc and he just groans back at you from inside the pillow.

and then you join him in the living room and he's just........... laying on his stomach on the couch and it's so hard to ignore how good his back looks....... he's been hitting the gym so much and it's clearly paying off bc he's getting bigger and bigger every day. and you kind of... do want to reward him for that.

so, you place your mug onto the coffee table and then simply sit on his lower back. he's so startled that he almost elbows you by accident but you just laugh and tell him to relax. the tips of his ears go a little red, though. he's just surprised, okay? he's not flustered at all.

you situate yourself a bit further back, so you're sitting on his ass now and he hides his face into his arms (this pose makes his biceps look fucking insane btw). you ask him where does it hurt as you're letting your hands just glide all over his back, feeling the muscles contract under your soft touch. he just grumbles out a quiet everywhere. he's kinda cute sometimes, huh.

you start making your way up from his lower back, kneading the tight muscles, really working on the places that make him tense up and hiss under his breath.

harder. a smile creeps onto your lips and you revel in the chance of teasing him again; you ask him to repeat that and it takes a whole ten seconds for him to do it but alas - a low harder, please emits from the man below you. leaning down closer to him, you blow a little air into his ear and he stirs, giving you a peek at the pout on his lips. i hate you.

you can't hold back the burst of laughter that's bubbling up because of his childish actions. i'm literally giving you a free massage and this is how you thank me? you give his hair a ruffle before continuing on his back, now with much more pressure.

you don't stop until you feel all of the knots disappearing. satoru is now completely limp under you, only a few faint groans leaving his lips every once in a while. you rub his shoulders, digging your thumbs into his delts to make sure that all of his upper body has been taken care of. you give his neck a little attention too, drawing slow gentle circles into the back of it.

as the last thing of the treatment, you inch your fingers into his hair and you're sure you just heard him purr but to your own surprise - you don't comment on it. his hair is so soft (it always is) and you're now kind of doing this for your own pleasure. you twirl a strand between your fingers and then rake all of your fingers through it like a comb. he hums and you feel it travel through his body below you.

you give his head exactly two pats before sitting back down onto his ass while dragging your fingers one final time along his back. you draw a happy face into the big canvas and then climb off of him, throwing yourself down onto the armchair next to the couch. your tea is now cold but you're not mad. how could you be when you spot his shut eyes from between his now messy hair and his bicep; his whole body is rising and falling so slowly, faint breaths leaving his lips. ok, he looks very cute like this.

+ you can find more of roomie!gojo here!

++ thank u nonnie for sending me this!!!!!!!! i love massages and i especially love them when it's just a Couple Of Friends who are doing it yk hihhihihihi

[20-th-centurygirl]

I LOVE UR WORK. can u do one where mason and his gf are at a party and joao isn’t paying attention to his needy gf so she talks to a different boy and then joao gets mad and she gives him head but she EDGES him

SO BASICALLY SUB MASON

denied

mason mount x fem!reader

warnings: smut, abit of ansgt if you squint

a/n: i'm so confused idk if you want this for mason or for joao?? I changed the idea abit just to make it flow abit more and i decided on mason bc i like the idea and ik alot of my followers are here for him so i hope you enjoy <3

also sub mason is just 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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You'd sat yourself on a random sofa staring straight at Mason from across the room. He seemed completely unfazed by the dispute you'd in the car before you'd arrived, but you on the other hand, had not.

"It's not gonna be busy and we don't have to stay long? I don't know why you're starting something?" Mason rolled his eyes, clearly determined to drag you out of the house. "Because Mason, I have felt awful all day and instead of just staying at home with me like you said you would you're hellbent on dragging me out to some party. It's not about it not being busy or about us leaving late, it's about me feeling like shit and not wanting to go at all and you can't get that through your skull" . You'd had a headache all day, waking up with it and it just didn't want to leave. Mason had told you before training you didn't have to go and that he'd stay at home with you, but now he'd changed his mind insisting that you had to go because he'd promised declan you both would. "Well you were perfectly fine when I got home, just keep having paracetamol. We'll stay for two hours tops." You rolled your eyes at him "no, I'll stay for one max, if you're not ready to go I'll make my own way back" you put emphasis on the I and he said nothing, simply driving the two of you in silence. You were beyond pissed off with him, while your headache had actually subsided you were still looking forward to a quiet night in with Mason, not a noisy busy house that would no doubt trigger your headache again.

You'd kept your eye on the time, you didn't plan on leaving after only one hour but you definitely weren't staying over two. You'd settled yourself down with a drink in one hand whilst engaging in a conversation with Lauren. You hadn't mentioned anything about what had happened before, deciding to keep it between you and Mason. "Has something happened with you and Mase? Normally we can't keep him off you" Lauren joked, but when she saw your expression she stopped. "Nothing major, just bickered abit on the way that's all. I've just felt abit off all day and he promised we could just chill at home then he changed his mind." "Well we can go and sit somewhere else that's quieter if you want?" You smiled at her offer but shook your head "no it's fine. He said we'd go in abit last time I spoke to him" but Mason didn't look like he had any intention of leaving. You couldn't help but wonder if you were overreacting, you were both enjoying yourselves and you knew Mason had been having a hard time recently. But you'd barely seen eachother and that's why you were so excited about just spending time with him. You weren't sure of the last time he'd kissed you in a way that wasn't a peck, let alone had sex or even initiated anything with you.

You decided to walk over and talk it all out and end it with an apology. "Mase can I talk to you for a sec?" Mason turned to glance at you "Yeah in a minute" He said casually before turning around and carrying on back with his conversation. You bit your tongue and simply walked off but you were stopped by Ben. "You okay?" His hand rested on your shoulder, a completely innocent gesture but Mason saw it as something very different. "Yeah, just Mason being annoying" you rolled your eyes for what felt like the hundredth time that night as you resisted the urge to turn around. Ben simply led you to the other side of the room as he got you both a drink as sat you both down. "Feel like we haven't spoken in a while. How are you doing?" He asked.

The drinks and conversation had been flowing but it was completely innocent, but Mason's eyes hadn't left the two of you and he couldn't help the jealously bubbling inside him. Deep down he knew he had nothing to be worried about, you and Ben had a sibling type of relationship and Mason knew part of you was trying to get back at him. He had been a dick, he knew he had. He wondered over to the two of you "love can i talk to you quickly?" He muttered and a small smirk found its way onto your lips. "Yeah in a minute". He knew he deserved that but it still pissed him off none the less. "Actually I'll go, I need another drink anyway" Ben swiftly excused himself as Mason lightly gripped you wrist and took you to a bathroom.

"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have made you come if you weren't feeling well and I shouldn't have ignored you like that" Mason breathed as he was playing with his fingers, a clear sign he was nervous. "It's not even that. I'll admit I've had a good time but I was so looking forward to a night in just me and you. I feel like I haven't seen you at all recently mase. But I'm sorry for overreacting about it." Mason shook his head "no don't be sorry. I know I've been busy but it's no excuse and I did tell you this morning that's what we were gonna do". He pulled you into a much needed hug and you immediately wrapped your hands around his waist and he leaned down to kiss your hair. "I just missed you mase s'all" you mumbled into his chest.

He let go and leaned down to kiss you, his hands steady on your sides as yours went to his neck. "I love you so much" He mumbled against your lips. "I love you too" you reconnected your mouths as the kiss got more and more heated. The amount of time it had been since the two of you and had touched eachother meant you were both getting worked up quite quickly. One of Mason's hands travelled down and grabbed your ass as you felt him hard against your thigh. Your hand trailed down his front to cup his bulge as you bit his lip, gaining a loud groan from Mason. "Baby please" He whined.

You shuffled back and knelt down, wincing slightly at the cold of the tile against your knees. Your fingers began to unbuckle his belt and pull down his jeans agonisingly slowly. You teased his cock through his boxers, running your finger up and down. "Please don't tease me" he whined and you huffed out a small laugh. "Nu uh, you've pissed me off tonight mase, 'm not gonna let you off that easy."

Your fingers tugged the waistband of his underwear, pulling them down slowly yet again. He knew there was no point trying to fight it, he was convinced you'd let him get there eventually. You took him in your hand and almost felt sorry for him, almost. Precum was leaking from his tip and he was throbbing, the smallest touch from you dragging a whimper from him. You slowly began to stroke him, fast enough to keep him on the edge but slow enough to not let him cum, just like he did to you. "Y/N" He whimpered when you placed a delicate kiss to his tip. "What do you want baby?" You cooed, your hand still lazily stroking him up and down. "I need you. Need your mouth" "hm, do you think you deserve it?" You raised your eyebrow at him. Mason shook his head slightly "no, but please i need you. i'll make it up to you please"

You said nothing, instead taking just his tip in your mouth and swirling your tongue around it. Mason let out a loud whine as he realised you weren't planning on taking anymore of him in your mouth. "Please, fuck please do more. I need you so bad" He whimpered, his hand travelling to the back of your head but you swatted it away. "Hands away mase or I'll stop completely" you mumbled around him, the vibrations from your voice sending shivers down his spine. You gradually took him deeper in your mouth, hollowing your cheeks as he let out a loud moan of your name. His hands balled into fists as he resisted the urge to grip at your hair as you bobbed your mouth up and down. Mason was moaning out your name like a prayer. "I'm close fuck please don't stop. Feels so good" you felt him twitch in your mouth and you pulled away completely, sitting back innocently on your heels and wiping your mouth with the back of your hand. "What? No why did you stop?" Mason's face was a picture of confusion and frustration and it took everything you had to stop bursting out laughing. "I asked you before if you thought you deserved it and you said no" you shuffled nonchalantly, Mason still standing in shock and still desperate to finish. "Fix your clothes, we've been here two hours and you'd promised we'd leave. Maybe if you make it up to me at home I'll let you cum" you smirked, pressing a kiss to his pouted lips as he tugged his boxers and jeans back up. "How am I gonna hide this? I hate you sometimes" He muttered as he tried to adjust himself in his jeans. "No you don't, you love me baby. Just walk behind me it'll be fine". You took his hand as you both walked out, Mason practically dragging you out of the house.

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[moonswolfie]

heyy I love ur writing and idk if ur still doing the 200 follower event but can I request a part 2 for the iwaizumi royal au one. I read it 3 times and got butterflies everytime 😆🥰

maybe with prompt 19 + 20 or 29 depending if u want iwaizumi to be bold and flirty or shy. im fine with either I just really want to know what happen the next morning 😩

Prince!Iwaizumi x Knight!reader (gender neutral)

part 2 to this post

Oh my god anon you would NOT BELIEVE HOW HARD I GIGGLED AT THIS i am giggling as i am typing this😵‍💫😵‍💫💗💗 every time i want to take a break from tumblr a really sweet anon/user swoops in and pulls me right back in😭💞

sorry to go against your request but i only used prompt 19 since i felt that using the other prompts would interrupt the flow

You were woken up by the bright light of the morning sun shining down on your face. You blinked your eyes open, surprised that you even managed to sleep a little.

And you realised right after that you were still in Iwaizumi's arms. Not wanting to make things awkward, you slowly moved his arms off of you, even though it pained you to do so on the inside.

Looking at his peaceful sleeping face, you remembered the things he mumbled against you last night. You quickly shook your head.

That must have been a dream, a dream you remember very very clearly for some reason.

His eyes fluttered open at the loss of yout body heat and he looked back at you, eyes slowly focusing in on your face.

"You're making a weird face. What's up?" He asked, voice a little raspy from not using it all night. Oh my, his morning voice is so cu-

No! You should really stop that. "Am I? My apologies, your highness." You bowed.

"Raise your head. You don't need to do all that hoity toity 'your highness' stuff with me, you know. I like it when you treat me like an equal."

You figured. He was always the type of person to dislike being treated differently because of his royal status. You know that from the way he insisted all the knights call him "Hajime" as a kid.

"Okay, Hajime." you forced out, feeling like you've just commited a major sin. His smile in response to your casual way of refering to him was almost worth it, though.

"So... is the door still locked?" he asked after an awkward silence. The air in the room felt oddly heavy. Like there's an unspoken knowledge between the two of you.

You silently walked to the door, attempting to open it. The door didn't budge. "It is."

Another awkward silence followed. The more you thought about it, the more you were starting to realise that might not have been a dream after all.

"Okay, this is killing me. You know I heard what you said, right?" you couldn't take the awkward silence anymore.

"Heard... what?" you weren't sure if he was actually unsure or just pretending to be.

"You told me you loved me last night..." The bandaid had finally been ripped off and you watched his expression slowly shift from one of surprise to one of embarrasment.

"You... heard?" he asked cautiously, as if he didn't want to believe it. You nodded in response, trying your best to not let your determined expression crack.

"And I, uhhhh, love you too..." you looked off into a random corner of the room, too afraid to meet his eyes when making such a confession. This is complete insanity. Never in your life would you have thought you would be confessing to the crown prince.

This must be what they call forbidden love.

"You love me... too?" his tone of voice indicated that he couldn't believe his ears. And frankly, who could blame him? You have to note that his pink cheeks are simply adorable, though.

"Uhh, yeah... I do. Where do... we go from here?" it just started to dawn on you how big of a scandal this could be. The crown prince with a commoner knight?!

Wait, you're still not over the fact that he's in love with you too, though?! Ironically, it feels like you're about to wake up from a dream any second.

"You like me? Iwaizumi Hajime? The crown prince?" He pointed to himself.

"...Uh, yeah..." you wondered if it's really that hard to believe one of his knights is attracted to him considering he has noble ladies practically drooling over him at every banquet he attends.

"Well, I'll be damned. This isn't a dream, by any chance?"

"I would hope it isn't... Because if so, we'll both wake up dissapointed."

.

"Did anything else happen on our little.... arranged outing?" the queen asked, already very excited by the progress the advisor reported a minute ago.

"Not that I know of... Though his Highness and the knight were acting a bit strange around eachother for the remainder of the trip."

The king hummed, closing his eyes. "Strange...?"

"More relaxed, your highness."

"Hmm, hmm, hmm!~" the queen hummed excitedly. "This is quite marvelous! My little Hajime's all grown up!!"

[channoticedmeuwu]

TXT CHOI LINE AS . . . MY CURRENT FAV RAMENS !!

🍜 ミ⁠●⁠﹏ ͘ ࣭⸰ SPICYSPICYSPICYSPICYSPICY!!!!

p — NONE | g — crack, slight fluff, j choi line headcanons | w — mentions of food, overall p bad bc this was just a random headcanon in my mind

a/n — yippie 😋😋 I love these ramens pls and this was a pure shower thought type headcanon lmfaoo 😭 there's no planning 4 this I hope you enjoy

YEONJUN — GEKIKARA RAMEN (EXTRA HOT)

starting off strong w/ my boy yeonjun 💪💪 look, if any of you haven't tried gekikara ramen, UMMMMMM. it's so good like.

it comes w two seasoning packets, a chili oil &a sugar and sesame seed type packet? I guess that's what makes it slightly sweet as well. you're supposed to combine everything in a bowl and throw the cooked noodles on top and mix, and the whole ramen and it's components reminded me sm of yeonjun 😭 because he's such a sweetheart, kind of like the sugary sesame seasoning, but then the occasional chili oil that slaps you in the face and you're like, “damn. yeonjun is fine asf.”

the overall taste isn't too spicy, there's a balance of everything and it's really delicious. which also reminds me sm when yeonjun performs on stage. he so flawlessly executes the entire choreography, you can tell this guy knows his shit, the way he distributes his energy throughout his entire body and knows how to captivate the audience at the same time ✋✋ jeogiyo noona yeonjun 🫦

shameless promo go try this ramen. (and try yeonjun if u can. ok I'll stop sorry.)

SOOBIN — ORIGINAL SAMYANG RAMEN

this one's got a soup base, and it says a lot that soobin is the only one out of these three who gets associated with a soupy ramen.

when you think soupy, you think comfort, you think relaxing, like a warm bowl on a cold day. the flavoring isn't anything that hits you and you're crying and reaching for a cold glass of water, but instead it's like, “wow, I could get used to this.” it's slightly salty, but you won't taste that unless you've boiled the soup down to a certain consistency where the seasoning is concentrated.

the veggies really add to the flavor too— like they have a certain aroma that they bring to the ramen. every clip I've seen of soobin when he's not performing is always something that makes me feel so happy, I'm always smiling at the screen until my mom looks at me like 🤨❓he's got such a cheerful aura to him, where he's super soft and cuddly, despite being like 6'1 ‼️‼️‼️ (😵‍💫😵‍💫)

there's this one clip of him where they're playing the headphone screaming game (LMFAO IDK WHAT ITS CALLED), and the word was “i love you” in korean, and he was so happy when he figured it out that he was screaming “I LOVE YOU? I LOVE YOU !!” like so happily n’ pouty, and I couldn't stop giggling and feeling so nice inside. and that's why I paired him with a soupy ramen 😋😋

try it, it's yummy yum yum

BEOMGYU — BULDAK (2X)

finally we have buldak. last but OH HO HO (🎅❓) DEFINITELY NOT THE FUCKING LEAST 😭😭 a dipshit. an asswipe. can you see that I love beomgyu.

ironically, buldak is my fav ramen out of these three. my family's banned me from consuming it like thrice (before they conveniently forget ab said ban &the cycle starts again) because it's SO unhealthy for you— and even I agree. me, certified buldak lover. and beomgyu biaser.

it's just so spicy but I've had it sm, I'm used to it so it doesn't burn my bootyhole anymore— and the characteristic of “spicy until you're crying and screaming pain” is so beomgyu. countless clips of this boy where he's annoying the fuck out of everyone, and I want to be like on the side of everyone being annoyed and be like “so true he's so annoying UGH 🙄” but I can't help but giggle because I find it cute.

he's such a little shit, I love watching it on screen. that's also another reason I put out so many cocky!beomgyu fics because I can't get enough of this boy being the biggest, hottest douchebag anyone's ever seen.

and I know it's been like 3 years since blue hour era but I still have NOT gotten over beomgyu mocking yeonjun's line— it was esp hilarious 4 me because I started doing that right before I saw the clip too 😭 so maybe I'm beomgyu coded, who knows.

but anyway, beomgyu, buldak, delicious but painful, don't eat it if you have a weak stomach 🤧🤧

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[tortoisebore]

IDK IF YOU’RE STILL DOING THIS BUT!

How would wolfstar act during Barbenheimer? Who wants to see what? How are they dressed?

EEEEEEE i am ALWAYS doing these ALWAYS i love them so much 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 ((i have some unanswered ones in my inbox i promise im getting to don’t worry 💕💓💞💖))

okay first off we’ve established that they’re both insufferable wanna-be film critics & everyone hates them for it. so keep that in the background. they’re annoying as hell.

so they get wind of oppenheimer first. the teaser plays at a midnight screening of “nope” ((sirius is a jordan peele stan)) and it’s just a bunch of fire and black and white shots of cillian murphy so they’re both like “🙂 huh okay fun.” but then christopher nolan’s name is on the screen and sirius is nearly flying out of his seat bc he’s potentially the world’s biggest chris nolan stan. and he’s hitting remus on the arm and he’s all “👹 FUC K! !!!” and remus is like “oh good another nolan movie that’ll be fun love that” and enduring sirius’ semi-quiet fangirl moment but then he catches on to what the trailer is actually about and “oppenheimer” comes on the end card and then he’s ALSO having a freakout moment & he’s all “oh fuck 😧😧😧 oh fuck it’s oppenheimer 🫢 oh fuck 😵 oh fuck cheistopher nolan’s doing oppenheimer 😵‍💫😵‍ oh god.”

so for the next couple of months they’re both telling all their friends “yes so we’ve heard the inside scoop about nolan’s new film, very ambitious, word on the street is that it’s all practical & the b*mb isn’t CGI” and “did u know that christopher nolan himself created an atom b*mb on set to 1/36th scale” like they’re just making shit up from these random reddit threads & illegitimate news sites and everyone’s like “yeah great okay sure no one cares 🙄”

but then fall rolls around & remus overhears someone on the actual street talking on the phone about a barbie movie. and he does a little google and there it is, greta gerwig is doing a barbie movie with margot robbie, and holy shit sirius is going to freak ((he’s also a greta gerwig stan, they both are, obvi. sirius’ favorite of hers is ladybird and remus’ fav is little women, also obvi)). remus makes the mistake of sending sirius the article ab the movie in a text instead of in person where he could have done some damage control and he immediately gets a facetime where sirius just screeches at him for a good three and a half minutes before a single coherent word comes out of his mouth. so yes, he’s very excited for barbie, and remus is excited for greta gerwig to make everyone cry over a doll.

so they know about the movies separately and then the barbenheimer phenomenon takes over, and they become aware that not only are both movies coming out in july, they’re coming out on the same fucking day. and when they find this out they’re at home on separate sides of the apartment and marlene texts in the gc like “are we doing barbenheimer weekend orrrr” and they both take a minute to catch up but then they’re meeting in the living room like WHATTTTT😵😵😵😵😵😵

they plan a whole weekend. on saturday morning remus gets up early and makes waffles in the heart-shaped waffle maker sirius found months ago specifically for barbenheimer weekend breakfast and even puts red food coloring in the batter so they’re pink hearts with whipped cream and cherries to top it all off. and they do black coffee to drink because it gives oppenheimer vibes & they couldn’t think of anything else appetizing to go with it in a breakfast scenario.

they’re going comfort over style for the premiere bc they’re ab to be at the theater for like seven or eight hours, but sirius is wearing a hot pink malibu barbie baby tee for the occasion. remus is ✨not✨ wearing hot pink bc he’s a ✨warm autumn✨ & it’s ✨not✨ his color but he made sure sirius took one of his sweaters bc he always gets cold at movies and complains he’s freezing until remus gives him his own & that is “not happening this time, sirius, get your own fucking sweater.”

they’re doing barbie first. they got the tickets the second they went on sale, two seats in the middle of the row ⅔ of the way back into the theater bc that’s where sound designers sit for screenings & it’s a perfect view. they get their giant sodas and a big popcorn to share, plus some m&ms they snuck in to do an m&m/popcorn mix ((god tier movie snack fr)). they’re enraptured from the very first scene. giant barbie on a desert background. barbieland. the dream house. ryan gosling. all of it. it’s a masterpiece. they both cry at the end & they’re caught off guard bc wtf this wasn’t supposed to be about mothers??? what the hell???

they have a forty-five minute break between movies where they recover in the lobby for a while & refill the popcorn, but they’re getting one water bottle to share this time bc bathroom breaks are not an option & oppenheimer has like a three and a half hour fucking runtime. like they’re doing bathroom breaks twenty seconds before the movie starts bc missing part of this film would actually destroy them psychologically

they do it in IMAX, obvi, ⅔ back in the middle of the row. it’s an out of body experience. they don’t speak or move the entire time. they don’t speak or move while the credits play. they leave the theater in silence. they go home and sit on the couch and stare at the wall and remus goes “we……we should have seen barbie last.” and then they both look at each other like 😐👀? and then they’re getting up and rushing back to the theater and seeing barbie again

the next day they’re getting together with all their friends to do barbenheimer day 2 and trying not to spoil it but they’ve already talked to each other about the individual movies too much, like they laid in bed and talked about the fucking movies like idiots for multiple hours, so they need new feedback to talk over & correct everyone’s wrong opinions

and like obviously everyone hates them

[kwiiwi1]

another post, only told one bro about it + shot to them once again but anywayss

look ok so like.. farting in ur SO or others clothes EEEEEEEE 😣😣😣😣😣😫😫😫😫😫 (it doesn't even need to be ur SO, it could be like a bro yknow)

LIKE OK LOOK OK SO uhh maybe a bro, call em A cause I'm lazy, got all pissy and shit after an argument with their SO, who is ofc B, and they're staying home right (maybe they have a job where they can work from home idk lol)

and idk maybe the dinner they had last night isn't sitting right with A, their tummys been complaining and cramping all day, making such a racket, they've been so bloated n shit 😔😔😔😔😔

and there's like a light bulb moment right, like where their tummy dilemma crashes together with their feelings of being a wanker towards B, and it's like "WOAH 😍😍😍😍😍 IDEAA ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️"

so they go into B's room and spend a few hours picking a bunch of clothes, a few pairs of underwear, some shorts and pants, shirts, maybe they'll snag a couple of hoodies while they're at it

then they get all cozy in said clothes mmm so comfortable so safe, and normally wearing their SO's clothes would bring A some kind of positive joy, but rn they feel evil 😈😈😈😈😈 so evil 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

ANYWAYSS just like.. A probs doing some random thing around the house when they feel a familiar urge near their hole and they like press a hand against their bloated belly before pushing it in and at the same time sticking their ass out

the shorts A's decided to wear hugs their ass so nicely stg before they let rip an absolute monster of a fart, the muffled sound the only thing they hear echoing out around their house as they moan or sigh in relief, letting their stink cling to the crack of B's shorts

A knows they shouldn't be taking their anger out like this, idk farting on ur SO's clothes doesn't feel right to them..

but the deeper more primal part of them thinks its fair, and like even though it's so taboo and embarrassing it's just.. so fucking hot my GOD- 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 (I've really had time to think this shit thru fr)

god maybe A wears a hoodie around their waist, grabbing it and pulling it close to their ass before letting rip, B's clothes muffling A's constant loud rumbling gas, stinking up both the house and their lovers clothes mmmmmmm 😫😫😫😫😫

stuffing a shirt under their ass on the couch and pushing their ass into it with a grunt, farting and crinkling up the shirt underneath nghhh 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

FARTING IN THEIR LOVES OWN UNDERWEAR AKDKKDDKWOFJ 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐 huffing the underwear to get a whiff of their own scent amdnakxjznsn 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣

the smell.. the absolute ripeness of A's stink... the warmth... mmmmmm lord I'm drooling and I shouldn't be 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

having the stink cling and fester to the clothes, practically becoming a part of B's clothes oh my 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 I've had sm time to think my thoughts on the matter fr

and then when they're all empty they take off B's clothes, fold them back up and place em back in B's room before acting all sweet and stuff when B gets back, like alls been forgiven (and it will al be forgiven in like a few hours tho lol)

although the next time B pulls out a random piece of clothing to wear they're a lil dumbfounded and suspicious about how their clothes stink when they haven't worn em... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[sojutrait]

get to know me !

thanks for the tag @cowplant-pizza @servegrilledcheese @literalite and @spacebee mwah mwah

1. what do you have under your bed?

currently, nothing bc my mattress is on the floor bc my bed frame broke 🗿🗿🗿

2. favorite candy?

i’m not really a sweets guy but m&ms in small doses are good djdkdk (also fruit snacks idk if that counts)

3. describe your favorite shirt

it’s not really a shirt but i got this denim vest on etsy from bulgaria that i’m obsessed with heavily

4. last thing you drew/doodled

probably something for my art class but i don’t remember the specifics djdjdj

5. are you completely sober right now?

at this very moment? yes. in general? no, i’m a college student

6. what’s the one thing that annoys you more than anything?

a lot of shit tbh 😭😭 but currently it’s when ppl ask me things that can be googled like mama lets research

7. have you ever gotten your tongue stuck to a cold pole during winter?

i live in texas god bless (and i don’t go around licking random poles djdjdjjf)

8. if you can be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be?

germany so i can practice for this oral exam 😵‍💫😵‍💫

9. what was the last single word you spoke?

it was more so of a grunt as i acknowledged my friend leaving to go to class this morning 😭

i tag @moodnamars @astralsi @orphyd (feel free to ignore mamas 🥵😫)

[tyonfs]

This got long but I love the Hunger Games. If we’re going by book canon:

District 1 (luxury goods, Career): Johnny - he’s super into fashion and cameras, definitely has the charisma to win the crowd. Also Prince Chenle.

District 2 (masonry, Career): Jaehyun - physically strong, princely aloof fancy boi vibes.

District 3 (technology): Jisung - idk why, he just reminds me of the D3 boy from the movies. Long quick fingers, could probably disassemble a mine but stay innocent, yk?

District 4 (fishing, Career): Haechan - from Jeju Island, very resourceful and clever, you can’t tell me he *wouldn’t* be a Career

District 5 (power): Kun. Just gives me Foxface vibes he’s smart and multitalented. Hopefully can avoid nightlock

District 6 (transportation): Xiaojun? I just associate him with a bustling, industrial city since that’s where he’s from

District 7 (lumber/forestry): Jeno. Lumberjack Jeno, or Lumberjeno, if you will lol

District 8 (textiles): Jaemin. It feels random but I feel like Jaemin would be from a slightly random district but be able to be incredibly deadly with whatever skill he picked up. And be mega uncompetitive.

District 9 (grain): Jungwoo just seems like one person you could convince to farm, not many questions asked. Also if anyone can kill with random knowledge of gluten, it’s him.

District 10 (livestock): Idk if anyone of them really suit the MEAT industry? Taeyong likes animals though, I can imagine him loving the cows but being sad about the meat part.

District 11 (agriculture): Doyoung. If anyone has an encyclopedic and serious knowledge of edible plants (and how to fight with that knowledge) I feel like it’s DY.

District 12 (coal): MARK. Main character energy, could Katniss the whole thing.

WOWOW I ADMIRE YOUR DEDICATION TO EACH DISTRICT I AM BLOWN AWAY 🫡

i can definitely see the ones you chose for each district!!! prince chenle so true :’)) and omfg i thought jaehyun would fit sooo well in district 2 too 🥲 i actually put johnny for district 7 because i can see him gaining muscle after chopping all that wood but 🫣 those fashion show debuts of his do scream district 1 !! oh my god. hyuck district 4……..😵‍💫 what is happening to me oh no 🐟 he would soooo be a career, or at the very least survive for long bc of his wit and resourcefulness !!

i can also see jaemin as uncompetitive or just unwilling to give into the games 😭😭 but i wanna headcanon him as a career machine for fun 🙈 jeno fits district 7 sooo well tho !! 🥰

tbh maybe taeil for district 10?? farmer taeil always on the brain. i put taeyong in district 1 but i can also see him in 10 like you said!! :’) HAHHA MARK IS SO MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY think he’s anemic tho i hope he doesnt get dizzy during the games spontaneously D;

[zaenaris]

The things Shin does for love - ch.271

It’s really interesting what Wakui decided to do with Shin and little by little we are learning something more on the lore of TR universe. It seems that to actively become a time leaper, you need to kill another time leaper. But I guess something is missing because Takemichi didn’t kill anyone, someone pushed him under the train, (and this person could become relevant soon) he presumably died in that timeline, went back to 2005, talked with Naoto about time leaping and coming from the future, they shake hand and of course they have the same desire. In order to work, time leaper and trigger need to agree and to have the same strong desire on something. Then he comes back in a new 2017 where Naoto is alive. Takemichi didn’t chose to become a time leaper. There has to be some condition, or other rules we still don’t know. We will see.

Anyway, I absolutely adore the fact Shin was so desperate that he killed a random guy that was apparently talking nonsense. We are seeing Shin at his absolute worst and not described by Mikey, or Inupi, or other people that idolized him but couldn’t know him in his entirety. His eyes, usually pitch black, are void (just like Mikey with dark impulses) and when he kills himself in front of Haru (poor kid, he was worried for Shin even before witnessing his suicide and had to see all that) and it seems he is either trying to go back to the past killing himself, or is too tired and just wants to end it.

He manages to come back and it seems it’s the day of the accident, but of our current timeline. In fact in this case Shin was at home. We’ll see if this is “our” timeline. Our timeline is  hard to define tho, since Takemichi altered the story a few times. But he never went to back earlier than 2005 and Mikey accident happened earlier so maybe there are some “fixed” events, idk😵‍💫

I wonder at what part of the story Shin decides to involve Wakasa in this mess or if he ends up learning about Shin time leaping by chance. Again, we  will see.

The most evident thing is that the Shin in our “current”  (for the lack of a better term) timeline dies the same way he killed the old time leaper guy. Coincidences?? Does it mean Kazutora could be a time leaper? But he didn’t know (as far as we know) that Shin was a time leaper. Can you inherit the time leaping power if you don’t know you killed a time leaper? Is it just a cruel coincidence?? 

But, was the Shin that died in 2003 future!Shin? Why would have been there if he had managed to save Mikey? Was the Shin that died in 2003 unaware of all the fact?

Oh! Another thing we don’t know if the “past selves” remembers what happens when “future selves” occupy the body of themselves in the past (at least, I don’t think it was ever explained, I could be wrong). Anyway, if it was  never explained, maybe this could be right moment. And what if Shin dies in our timeline unaware of what he did? I need answers

In this chapter, Shin doesn’t need a trigger to leap to the past, but in the end Takemichi didn’t either when he was pushed under the train and went back in 2005. He needed Naoto to come back in 2017 tho, after talking with him. Idk, from this chapter it seems Haru may be the trigger (idk of course, maybe the fact it makes me think about it means it’s too easy and the trigger will be someone else) : maybe in “our timeline”, future!Shin informed Haru about Mikey’s terrible fate (in between the scenes, we never saw them interact “on screen” in ch.241), he believed Shin so he decided he would have done anything to help Mikey. That's why he was happy when Mikey attacked him: the toy was broken and this meant Mikey was safe right? Also, too bad that, apparently, that was the first time the “dark impulses” manifested.  Probably Shin realized something was wrong. But this is too much theory with no evidence, I want to see what actually happened lol

Furthermore, we know that Mikey attacking Haru was Senju’s POV, so something else may have happened. 

Idk, too many questions but everything is so interesting, I’m excited to learn more and  more!

[uwusillygirl]

last hc for me for now then back to studying. i know that fof are huge homebodies (which huge relate) but i hc that maybe on a random extended 3-day weekends they'll sometimes roadtrip somewhere since that feels like confined time together they really enjoy!! idk why i picture the first time they do this is bc chrissy just casually mentions wanting to see niagra falls one day and eddie is just like okay lets load up the van and go. also hc that they agree that the driver gets control of music

i totally think this is true! like i’m sure eddie would like to travel more exotically and chrissy would want more glamour in an ideal world BUT this is a rly good middle ground.

definitely a scenario where eddie’s like “we’ll go see somewhere cool!!! we’ll stay in some motels or something!!!” and chrissy is like “i get to make egg salad sandwiches in little paper wrappers for the drive and put coffee in a little thermos for you 😵‍💫 we get to have weird motel sex 😵‍💫 i get to pack your bag 😵‍💫” and eddie’s like “k not really… the original point of it but sure.”

[cloudslinger]

3, 4, 5, 8, 10, and 13 for the writing asks?

thank you! 💙

3. What is your writing ritual and why is it cursed?

my writing ritual is cursed bc i need to be in a good environment where i can actually focus on my writing, re: i don't have anything too important to do, i've found the perfect playlist to listen to while i write, my lips are smooth and i've stopped licking or biting on them! it's a cursed ritual and a silly one too bc if i don't have all of these ingredients at the reach of my hand i won't like the vibes™️ and therefore i probably won't get much writing done! it's terrible! i wish to be free of this curse...

4. What’s a word that makes you go absolutely feral?

hmm i can't really think of any english words that make me go Feral atm but in my native language there's SOOO fucking many but to name a few: libelula / cielo / miel / dulce / cariño and i'll now translate in the exact order: dragonfly / sky / honey / sweet / sweetie(?) like in English these words just don't make me feel anything at all but in spanish, in my motherland i'll literally Gasp whenever someone says these words... it's just so good! but i guess in English i'd say fuck! fuck is such a nice word! imo it sounds a bit soft and lovely hehe 🥰 i would like to make one of those Youtube videos where you just grab random people off the street and i'd just point the cam and ask them to say fuck for me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 i just think it's such a nice word! >:)

5. Do you have any writing superstitions? What are they and why are they 100% true?

i think i only have one writing superstition? and it just has to do w/ me and no one else. i think it's super bad luck to leave paragraphs that are not pleasing to my eyes! like idk.. it's about the way i lay it out, the way it's presented to my eyes. i'm not talking about justifying your text, not at all, but like when a paragraph looks a bit too Ugly. idk i can't explain it! but if a paragraph doesn't pass my hot or not test i'll fix it until i can make it pretty! it's not about the words either, it's about the Feel. the Texture! i hope that makes sense 😭

8. If you had to write an entire story without either action or dialogue, which would you choose and how would it go?

ohhh hmm an entire story... i think i would Die... but i guess i'd go w/ dialogue... bc i need to have my characters doing things and putting them in situations! sometimes they don't even have to speak since you can really get in the zone w/ some narration or introspective bit on that character but that's just me. dialogue is fun tho.

10. Has a piece of writing ever “haunted” you? Has your own writing haunted you? What does that mean to you?

i don't think so? i mean, sometimes i'm haunted by old wips i never got to editing and they're like little ghosts that "haunt" me but it doesn't happen much.

13. What is a subject matter that is incredibly difficult for you write about? What is easy?

i guess the grandiose is hard for me to write. mostly mystery and sports! i find that so hard man! i love mystery & crime but when i try my hand at it it just feels very bland... true detective my beloved 😭😭😭 sorry i can't girlboss like you. same w/ sports. i don't know how those work, i only did cross country in hs and got kicked out of all the sports i tried to be in bc i am disastrously terrible at sports! sadly i find both of these things hot and i wish it was easier for me to write. but i find character driven, slice of life and art subjects easier. i like getting into a character's head and trying to think / act like them, i love writing their days or their nights, all their little ups and downs! i love to write about art bc i've had a decade of surrounding myself in art and it's just easier than other subjects for me. and i guess that's okay there's things i'm good at and things i have to practice to get better at! 😌

[hobidreams]

damn babes, life is really putting us through the wringer huh😭 post-covid effects are truly wild right?? i remember for my mom, the effects were similar to yours, but for me it made me more sensitive to tastes?? if it’s any consolation, it went away completely for me n my mom after a couple weeks!!

about summer plans though, i’m def not taking summer classes this time around💀 it sorta sunk in that i haven’t gotten a proper vacation ever since i started uni in 2020, so i really wanted to just take a break. had a conversation about it w my mom n she supported my decision to take a break this summer and i honestly don’t regret a thing🥳 anyways i’m just gonna take it easy!! planning to finish crocheting my tote bag (oh did you ever get the pic i sent of the lil hat i made for my cat or did tumblr eat it😵‍💫😵‍💫), and reading a lot of books!!! i read “the girl who fell beneath the sea” last week and i absolutely LOVED IT!! i blame you for starting my obsession with historical fiction/fantasy💀 it’s based off of a korean folktale with a couple of twists, and i think you’d really like it!! i also got the book that joon and yoongi read on in the soop s1 (almond!!), and it’s been an interesting read so far. i’ll update you hihihi. also finally started watching the red sleeves?? i already know the ending but it’s actually so fun to watch even though i know it’s going to hurt like a mf💀

ok that’s all,, sorry this ended up being way longer than i thought it would be💀 but anyways how are you babes!! any fun updates (wedding updates👀)??? what are your plans for the summer?

the spacing is still whack i genuinely don’t know how to fix it lmao

-🌿

my answer got long soooo cut!

omg more sensitive?? cant even imagine what thats like. im glad thats gone for u now!! yeah i think im mostly recovered from the taste thing now.... but also like... glad i didnt get the thing that some ppl had where everything tasted like gasoline. but my random dry coughing came back two weeks ago and its only just starting to fade again 😬😬😬 im worried and have to see a doctor abt it 😭

HELL YEAHH im so glad you got to take the summer off!! fr, so many people are rushing to do their degrees in 4 years and 🤷🏻‍♀️ most ppl i knew did it in 5 and it wasnt a big deal at all. take ur time and do what makes u happy 💗 honestly, relaxing in the summer prepares me better for the winter term so it works for the best! the tote bag sounds amazing! pls show me it!!! and no i never got the pic of ur cat hat 😤😤😤 fuck u tumblr

omg ive heard of that book before! tbh i dont read a lot of fantasy bc i prefer straight historical but i will have to check it out. my backlog of to-reads only keeps growing. oops. i hope u enjoyed the books!!

ahhh never apologize pls. i love and appreciate ur long messages!!! my plans are in effect rn haha im away at a cabin sort of place, that has VERY bad wifi so im doin my best here. but its meant to be very relaxing and lowkey so im gonna do my best to recover. ive also been getting these headaches on and off since covid, but i think theyre getting worse and idk skckwkfnkemfm. i just have to fix this before school starts.

no wedding updates for now bc unfortunately our venue isnt booking yet for 2025 and thats when we have to have it (bc of my school + timing of other big, unmoveable family events). but we've picked a place + contacted the wedding party and everything is a go for that!! oh my god its so expensive. we've made a modest budget but im afraid ppl will judge us if its not super luxurious 💀 i also have a friend (more like "friend" tbh... its a long story) who put some doubts in my mind about our small budget akdmekfm so idk we're still sorting it out. doing our best to fit in everything we want while still saving for our first home 💀💀💀 but im very excited and looking forward to it!!

[bigfootsmom]

Today I remembered your wip tarot trouble and idk why also a old wip where buck had some heart condition I can’t remember after the pulmonary embolism? Idk that’s an old wip like I get why I remembered tarot trouble ( a tarot card decks I saw on a store) but the other might have been because I was thinking about how buck probably has fuck up lungs after the pulmonary embolism and then the pulmonary contusion and how he probably has to drink his weight in vitamins to avoid the flu and too much smoke inhalation , Either way just wanted to mentioned it sorry if this is too random haha

Omg hold— on wait a second…hang on I’m — you were thinking about my fics 🥺😵‍💫💕 tarot trouble my beloved!!! I plan on working on it a lot this summer so hopefully I’ll have it published sooner rather than later. I promise I haven’t forgotten about it!!!!

And I think you’re talking about my old wip where buck develops pots after the bombing! That wip isn’t….abandoned per say but it is on the shelf for a bit. I do think about it all the time and hopefully someday I’ll go back to it

I promise that’s not too random!!! I loved it 💕‼️

[smolycule]

for the smosh asks, 10-17 :)

the way this has been sitting in my inbox for half a year i am SO fucking sorry anon LMAO. thanks for humoring me with that ask game i reblogged months ago 😭 idk if you even care anymore BUT heres a response! better late than never i guess oops

10. Fave smosh song?

dixon cider is up there unfortunately. also girls are gross. and any of the lil jingles tommy made throughout the years :3

11. What's something you want to see come back?

i need another smosh seasonal games EXPEDITIOUSLY... plus as an Older fan a part of me is always gonna want the ex cast to appear again in some capacity, mainly ogsog 🤧

12. Do you own any Smosh merch?

yes i have a baseball tee with the "questionable quality humor" design on it which i got mid 2010s (i love the design but i unfortunately got it in a too small size so it's kinda dysphoria inducing 😭). and they had a deal at the time i ordered it where they sent an extra random piece of merch along with the order for free so i also have a kinda silly looking tshirt based on the assassin's creed 4 song that has text that says "cause i'm a pirate" 😭 cannot wear that one in public

13. Do you ship anything/love any friendship pairs?

why yes i do 8) but i already kinda go over that in my pinned post so i don’t feel like typing it all out again lol. as of late though my brain has been Consumed with spourtney, spommy, and shaynse among the expected others. and more tbh

14. What is your favorite 'era' of Smosh?

truthfully it is the current era but also including early 2023. i think when let’s do this was airing it was the most consistently i was having fun with smosh uploads ever. i see the current era as basically the early 2023 vibe but part 2, though anthony returning was certainly a very high point despite ldt ending 🤧 tho im NOT gonna lie 2016-2018 smosh, particularly for the pit uploads and general cast dynamics, comes in 2nd for me. bc im a nostalgic bitch

15. What castmember do you think you are most like?

HONESTLY. IDK… maybe courtney due to the Queerness, nonbinarism, humor style, fashion style (kinda, im not as fem as them), and history of parasocial tendencies and ability to get Extreme joy out of witnessing people being cute and affectionate with each other. our joint ex-larry shipper slay… but also tommy for the Anxiety and queerness and humor and love for noise music <3 (can u tell theyre my favs)

something i find FASCINATING though is that i VISCERALLY relate to shaynes specific social anxiety about Emails and avoiding them in a cycle bc u get scared u missed something important so u just avoid them more 😵‍💫 when i first heard him say that i went BONKERS bc what other fucking celebrity who deliberately puts themselves in the public eye would be that dysfunctional about that 😭 idk i just felt seen… (granted my avoidance issues are Much worse than that and affect way more facets of my life haha but. yeah)

16. Have you met any friends through Smosh?

no… 🫠 ive always been a recluse esp in fandom spaces hskskskfngfkld

17. What do you want to see now that Anthony's back?

this question definitely was more fitting when this ask game was relevant months ago LOL but still i want to see anthony interacting with the cast more on pit and games. all the time even

OK DONE FINALLY. if you read all that… thank you 🫡