#this is so cringe

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Yuus Food Truck

In which Azul loses his mind over a grilled cheese.

Content stuff: short, one sided enemies to lovers, Azul being a loser, general cringe.

Posting Reqs like this for a bit until Tumblr lets us edit asks. I had a request for Enemies to Lovers with Azul, so I came up with this.

That goddamned Prefect was the bane of Azul's existence. For the past few weeks, he has been gripping his leg in absolute rage within his office as he stares at his weekly reports. Practically frothing at the mouth at the mere mention of you.

Recently, the little Ramshackle prefect has begun a new business venture. A simple food truck on campus selling only grilled cheeses for a singular madol. That's it. He found the idea a bit funny, he'll admit, but he was far from worried.

Surely after a month it would shut down, or at the very least get so few customers it wouldn't impact his business. I mean come on, how much money are you really making from selling grilled cheeses for one dollar? You must be taking a loss!

He was wrong. So so wrong.

Not only have you somehow been profiting from your little side project, but you have taken all of his customers. He is looking over his lounge, nowhere near as full as it usually is. He grits his teeth and heads back into the VIP room. The twins should be here any minute now. 

On cue, the door creaks open, and in come those rowdy twins both with their usual smirks. Azul jerks up, staring up at Jade from his desk. His hand shook ever slightly as he gripped the feather in his hand.

“Well? Did you get it?” The mer asks, gaze steely. Floyd speaks for the both of them through mouthfuls of grilled cheese.

“Mmmhmm yeah, we got you a cheese, here you go. Mmmm.” Floyd took another bite of his as he tossed the wrapped-up grilled cheese onto the desk. 

“Hey watch the merchandise– Are you eating their food?" Azul stared at both of them. Floyd stuffing his face with the one in his hand and Jade elegantly nibbling on his own. He was shocked, betrayed by his own staff. “You guys gave them more money— ugh. I would have expected this of Floyd but you too Jade?”

“The prefect saw me ordering and put some mushrooms into mine that pair well with the cheese. Free of charge as well. How thoughtful of them. I must commend their customer service.” Jade wore a shit-eating smirk on his face as he took another bite, making a show out of it. He seemed to relish in Azul's misery.

“Free of charge?” Azul was flabbergasted. Not only were their prices ridiculously low but they were adding things for free? They might as well be handing their money away at that point.

“Right? I say they should have charged Jade for all he's worth for putting those damn things on. Yuck…” Floyd wrinkled his nose as he side eyed Jade, who just continued to eat blissfully. 

He needed to figure out just what was so good about the damn things. Gloved hands carefully lifted up the wrapped delicacy with such fragility as if it would break from a gust of wind. The wrapping was done well, nice and neat as he peeled it off to reveal what was inside.

Crisped and perfectly brown buttered white bread. It glistened in the light with its heavenly beauty. The cheese was ooey and gooey and so thick that it ran down the sides. So far the presentation was beautiful, but it was pretty damn difficult to fucked up a grilled cheese. He tried to hold back this drool from the smell alone.

Carefully, he took a bite and closed his eyes. His mouth was blasted with flavor. As he savored that magical bite, a gust of wind swept through the room, causing the curtains to dance dramatically. The cheesy aroma lingered, creating an ambiance fit for a culinary masterpiece. This grilled cheese has unlocked secrets of the universe with how much it expanded his mind. This mere sandwich has him on the brink of tears

Azul has to hold his expression. He's not gonna be impressed by some measly sandwich. He's better than that. Though he thought that maybe by tasting it he could be able to figure out what your secret ingredient was, it's clear that isn't the case… This is a simple grilled cheese. He would have to go undercover to discover your cooking secrets.

***

“Heyyy Prefect!” A wry voice hums near the truck, belonging to no other than Ruggie. He knocked on the side of the window and Yuu poked out their head.

Azul watched from the distance, narrowing his eyes as he hyper-focused on the conversation. He admits the front of the Ramshackle dorms was a great location. Close to the botanical garden, close to the main building, not as far as Octavinelle either, and had most of the foot traffic. It's why he had his eye on it for a second location.

“Well if it isn't my number one customer, what can I get ya, let me guess a grilled cheese?” Of course, Ruggie would be their number one customer, which makes sense given his financial state. Figures. Maybe if he introduced a dollar menu…

“You know what Ruggie, you're cool. For you, it's 50 cents. Two for one if you will.” Ruggie pauses for a moment before smiling again. “Awe really? Sweet, can't up a deal like that shyehehehe!” The hyena cackles and you get to work. The window for the truck is fully open, allowing Azul to see in.

You aren't even hiding your cooking technique?! You're just giving all your secrets away like that?! Ohh you foolish fool… This would be easier than he thought.

He must get closer, to see what sort of fuckery is at play here. However, walking up and just watching you cook work is suspicious. As much as he hates to fund this little project… sacrifices must be made… He will have to order a grilled cheese…

Ruggie slinks off, tail wagging happily as he munches on his food. This was the perfect opportunity to approach. He stood up even straighter and approached with determination hidden poorly behind his attempt at a straight face. His scowl dared to seep through but he managed to smooth it out into his sickenly sweet facade.

“Hello, dear prefect!” He watched Yuu perk up through the window as they wiped down their workspace. They glanced over at Azul, completely unaware of his evil plot. “Heya Zuzu what can I get ya?”

Zuzu? That's awfully bold… whatever eyes on the prize… 

“I'd like one grilled cheese please if I may…” Hell yes. Smooth operator. He's so good at this.

“Mkay, coming right up.” Azul leans in closer as you get to work, memorizing everything you do… You just make a grilled cheese… Nothing special. It's just simple bread and cheese you cook in butter. How the hell? Was it the oven perhaps? Did you somehow know of his intentions and we're trying to conceal it?? Ugh, whatever maybe he can sucker you into another deal.

“... You know Prefect, if you just raised the price a bit you'd be bringing in more profits.” 

You shrugged as you pressed down your creation with your spatula to make it sizzle more. “Yeah, I know how money works.” Azul paused and blinked.

“So why don't you do it?” You shrug again. “It's funny.” Azul was perplexed, bamboozled, perhaps even smeckledorfed perchance. You were doing this for fun?! Starting a business for fun. Not for profit which would be beneficial given your situation, but for fun.

“Fun? Really? But prefect– wouldn't you– shouldn't you consider raising the prices even slightly? I mean after all Crowley hasn't been paying you well and if anything—”

“I should shoot you for the mere suggestion of raising the grilled cheese prices. The price is firm. It's never going up even by a cent. Hell, I'm so offended I may lower it.” You pulled the cheese off the grill and started to pack it up, swaddling it with such delicacy and love reserved for newborns.

Azul's mouth hung open for a bit before closing it. “Are you serious? Prefect— Yuu at this point I'm not even mad about the competition I'm– hrk!”  

“You need to relax a little Azul, for your own sake.” You shoved the grilled cheese out the window a bit more forcefully than you intended, making the unwrapped part hit Azul's glasses. The melty butter left grease marks on them, and through the blurriness, he could see your expression. His heart skipped a beat and sucked in a breath. Oh no.

He was in love.

[bakubunny]

f!reader | part 1 | it had been a week since toji was a total creep and overheard what you’d assumed was private, personal time, and the last thing he’d do was let it go. now he was making a point to get in your space. he’d touch you unnecessarily, make smart remarks. and it was irritating as hell, having to constantly push him away; it was hard enough to look him in the face or keep your cheeks from flushing. but seeing you flustered only seemed to egg him on, no matter how many times you’d told him to, “back the fuck off, toji.”

“i think you mean daddy, sweetheart,” he’d said this morning. if it weren’t for the fact that he looked twice your size and was clearly infinitely stronger than you, you’d probably deck the nasty old creep, but you knew better. at this point you’d considered finding a new place to live several times until you remembered that he was letting you live with him for almost nothing.

but now, as you stood at the front door, it took everything you had not to slam it shut when your boyfriend left. he was doing it again, accusing you of sleeping with your coworkers, his friends, your roommate. but you weren’t. tears welled in your eyes as you wondered why the hell you put up with his shit yet again when toji - in a rare moment of what seemed like kindness - asked that from behind you.

“why do you keep that piece a shit around?” he said.

you jumped at his voice, not having heard him as entered the room.

“doesn’t matter. i don’t fucking know anymore,” you replied. you tried to walk past him, but he was a wall in front of you. “move. please.”

aaaand of course, the snark was back.

“please, what, pretty girl?” his voice was low and smooth like honey as he spoke.

“cut the bullshit,” you said as your cheeks flared with heat.

toji leaned against the hallway entrance, unwilling to move.

“i said move.” your patience was already thin.

toji lifted your chin with that stupid fucking look that made you weak in the knees, the one you’d wanted to wipe off his face so badly all week. “gettin’ tired of your bitchy attitude, princess. don’t make me show you how to behave.”

you ignored the heated throb between your legs. “you’re such a fucking perv.”

he scoffed. “yeah, one that’s got you touchin’ yourself every fuckin’ night. beggin’ me to fuck you. cryin for daddy to come stuff your cunt til you’re too dumb to speak.”

your chest grew hot.

“c’mon, brat. two little words. what d’ya got to lose, some greasy twerp who’s sleepin’ around on ya?” he asked.

the words stung. you knew he was right.

your fists balled up as your face burned hotter still. “please, daddy.”

the grin on his face was almost sickening. “tell daddy what you want,” he taunted.

a thought ran through your head. so much of you wanted to tell him to move so you could hide, sleep off the tears you were just put through. but toji was right.

what did you have to lose?

“fuck me.”

.   ݁ ˖ ࣪ . ⋆ * .♡ *:･ﾟ.   ݁ ˖ ࣪ . ⋆ * .♡ *:･ﾟ.   ݁ ˖ ࣪ .

“shit, toji-” you whined.

a heavy, wet, plap-plap-plap filled the room as toji drove his thick, veiny cock into your cunt. he groaned hearing his name on your lips, so desperate and slurred. so much better than when you’d fucked yourself thinking of him.

“c’mon, baby. say my name, tell me who fucks you this good, huh?” he growled.

toji’s tongue ran up the side of your neck from behind. your fingers curled deeper into the sheets as a shiver ran down your back; he sucked and nibbled at tender spots along your neck, leaving a trail of marks behind. you moaned his name and cursed again. drool dribbled into the bed as the last syllable of his name was drawn out on your lips.

“tha’s a good girl,” he said before landing a hard strike on your ass.

“ah! daddyyy,” you cried out. your cunt fluttered in response.

you were so full of toji’s cock that you couldn’t think, could hardly breathe. you’d be thankful he had you on your stomach so you could lay there and take it, but he’s so thick and big that every thrust made you feel split wide open as your pussy clenched around him, your body limp.

toji leaned back. thick, calloused fingers gripped your hips harder. he looked down and watched your ass ripple in front of him from the impact of his thrust, mesmerized by the soft thickness of your thighs. he groaned seeing the cream you left on his cock the more he fucked you. you pushed your hips up a little to meet his thrust and adjust the angle, but toji stopped you.

“ah ah, babygirl, daddy’s gonna do all the work for ya,” he said. “fuck ya better than that useless prick ever did. ain’t that right?”

his massive hands slid up to your waist and pinned you to the bed as he adjusted the angle of his thrust, his cock dragging along your sweet spot and hitting a deep, tender point that had your legs trembling, brain melting into mush.

“yes, so much better. fuck, s’perfect, please don’ stop,” you moaned.

it was that moment when your phone lit up again, buzzing with a name you wanted to forget. your now ex-boyfriend. toji let out a frustrated grunt and grabbed your phone. he tossed it next to your face.

“answer the damn phone so he stops calling,” toji said.

he hadn’t even been gone twenty minutes and he’d called three times in the last five, probably to beg you to forgive him.

“n-no you g-gotta stop, toji, what are-”

toji scoffed. his thrusts softened as he answered the phone and put it on speaker. you made some semblance of an attempt to not sound like you were fucked out of your mind.

“babe? what do you need?”

toji’s hips rolled into yours as he slowly fucked you, dragging over your sweet spot in long strokes as you bit your knuckles. your eyes rolled and you swallowed a pant while you waited for a response.

“babyyy, princess, i’m so sorry. listen, i know you’d never-”

he was cut off by your cry and the helpless moans that followed as toji unexpectedly resumed his hard, heavy pace, slamming his hips into yours. the wet clapping of your pussy against him was loud enough that it had to be heard on the other line. without thinking you, you whined toji’s name, loud and clear with your phone still in sight.

“you filthy fucking bitch-”

toji took the call off speaker as your ex-boyfriend screamed, still connected but now much quieter as he brought the receiver closer. he leaned down and pulled a fistful of your hair. “s’not my name princess. try again.”

without being prompted, you did all the work for him.

“f-f-fuck, daddyyy, fuck, please make me cum, please, y’so fucking big, feels so good. need’a cum on your cock,” you babbled mindlessly.

toji laughed quietly. “ya hear that? that’s what a slut should sound like. bet ya never made her moan like this.”

rather than hang up, your ex only seemed to get angrier hearing toji’s voice. toji left the call running.

“i know babygirl, daddy’s so big, huh?” he said into your ear. “you can take it, sweetie. take it like a good girl f’me.”

your cunt fluttered and clenched around him like a vice. toji moaned, his lips connecting with your skin - your neck, shoulder, ear. “fuck, y’so - tight. gonna make me - cum.”

feeling toji swell and throb inside your walls with every thrust only pushed you that much closer as your legs shook hard. “m’ so c-close, shit, please don’t stop, daddy-”

“that’s it pretty girl. cum, make a mess on my fucking cock,” toji said.

your orgasm came crashing down over your body in waves as toji held you tighter and fucked you through it until the tight grip of your cunt pulled him over the edge.

“that’s my girl, mmm f-fuck, such a - good slut.”

toji came with a loud groan that rumbled on your back and made you shudder underneath him as ropes of hot cum spilled into your pussy, filling you to the brim.

at some point, the call had ended. toji grabbed your phone immediately after he came and opened up the front facing camera. he grabbed the bulk of your hair in one hand to pull your head back and held your phone in the other in front of you both, his body massive compared to yours underneath him.

“smile for the camera, princess,” he said.

he took a picture of your sweaty, fucked out face next to his and opened your messages. he pulled up the picture. “don’t come back.”

send.

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[milaisreading]

Jersey issues

Pairings:

Michael Kaiser x Reader x Alexis Ness

Warnings ⚠️: none really, reader uses she/her. Requests are open

⚽️Blue Lock belongs to:Muneyuki Kaneshiro and Yusuke Nomura⚽️

@shouaddict here ya go!

"Kaiser!"

"Ness!"

"Kaiser!"

"Ness!"

"Kais-"

"Ok! That's enough, what are you 2 even yelling about?!" (Y/n) yelled as she walked into the living room, wondering why the two were even yelling their last names. (Y/n) was exhausted from all the training today and running around to help the Bastard München players, the last thing she needed was for her two boyfriends to yell like idiots.

"(Y/n), Liebling tell Ness you plan on wearing my jersey for the upcoming matches Germany has." Kaiser said as walked over to her, put an arm around her waist and pulled her closer. The girl felt her face up as Ness sent Kaiser a nasty glare.

"Y-yeah... what do you mean by that?" She asked nervously.

"Well, I offered a genius idea of you wearing my jersey. After all, every good girlfriend supports their boyfriend." Kaiser said, moving closer to kiss the girl, but Ness quickly pulled her away.

"We were having a moment, Ness." The blonde glared at him.

"No, you were forcing that moment upon her and it was my idea first. (Y/n), you would rather wear my jersey, right?" Ness' glare softened as (Y/n) nervously looked between the two, then Kaiser sighed approaching the two.

"So? Who's it going to be?" The blonde questioned and (Y/n) felt a big weight on her shoulders as the two stared down at her.

"How... how about I just don't wear a jersey at all?" The two stopped glaring at each other and looked down at (Y/n).

"Liebe, what do you mean?" Ness raised  an eyebrow as the girl fidgeted a little.

"Well, if wearing one or the other's jersey will cause this many issues... then it's better I wear a normal one. Besides, jersey or not I will still be supporting you two." (Y/n) explained quickly as she felt Kaiser grab her hand and Ness tighten his hold around her shoulders.

"If it causes this much trouble, it isn't really worth it!" (Y/n) shouted but they paid no mind, only glaring at each other.

(Y/n) was hoping and praying that after that day the two would stop arguing about the jersey. She really wished she could wear one, but she didn't want to make anyone upset. If (Y/n) wore Ness' jersey, Kaiser will be upset, if she worse Kaiser's Ness will be upset. She just wanted things to be normal again, but as the matches came closer, the more tense the situation became. (Y/n) could feel it, even if they said nothing mean to each other, she knew what they thought. So, in order to find a good solution, (Y/n) used the connections she made in Bastard München to ask for a small favor.

"Finally! There it is!" (Y/n) grinned as she left the building of the GFA. After days and days of waiting the item was done, and just on time! One thing (Y/n) didn't know was that a storm was forming back at their shared apartment.

"You know Ness, you are quite annoying." Kaiser said with a tight smile as the usually smiling boy sent him a glare.

"Right back at you, Kaiser."

There was a small silence as the two glared at each other in the kitchen, the jersey issue was still on their mind.

"You know, it would be better if (Y/n) wore my jersey. After all, I was her first pick and first date." Ness taunted, knowing well how Kaiser was still mad and jealous over that.

"Cute, and I was her first kiss. So who is really winning here?" Kaiser taunted back as Ness gripped tightly on his glass.

"That was a kiss-cam she was forced to do-"

"Ness! Kaiser! Look what I got!" (Y/n)'s voice was heard from the entrance and the duo stopped glaring at each other. It felt like a storm of clouds was lifted and the duo smiled when they saw here.

"(Y/n)! Why did you leave the stadium so early?" Ness asked as he ran to hug her.

"Sorry about that... but I had a pretty good reason!" (Y/n) said sheepishly as she kissed the boy's cheek. Annoyed at the attention she gave him, Kaiser walked up to (Y/n) and pointed at his cheek.

"And me?" He pouted as (Y/n) giggled at his behavior, but smiled as he got a kiss too.

"Anyways, I got myself something. You know the jersey issue from days ago?" The two looked at each other and nodded their heads.(Y/n) got out of Ness' grip and opened the package. The two looked at each other in confusion and then back at (Y/n), wondering what had happened now.

"See! Now I can wear both of your names!" The girl exclaimed, showing them a jersey of Germany's national team, just a little modified. The front was normal, just that it was missing the number but the back was what caught their attention.

The back, instead of one last name, had both of their last names.

'Ness-Kaiser.' They read as (Y/n) started explaining herself, a little bit embarrassed.

"I-I really want to support you both! And if this is how you would appreciate the support, I will wear this jersey! It's so weird, I know-" Ness let out a squeal at how cute it was and hugged her, while Kaiser took the jersey to inspect it, blushing a little in the process.

"This is so cute! My girlfriend is so precious!" Ness said as he kissed (Y/n) on the cheek.

"Our girlfriend, Ness." Kaiser corrected as he kissed (Y/n)'s other cheek.

"And it is adorable, but..."

"But?" (Y/n) raised her eyebrow as Kaiser pointed at the last names.

"We need to get you another one. Kaiser-Ness sounds way better than Ness-Kaiser." Que protests from the magenta-eyed boy as (Y/n) let out a laugh.

'They are idiots... but they are my idiots after all.'

[lifeisveryoverrated]

Hear me out, Pirate Hunter!Zoro who never joined Luffy's crew, Sanji who did.

So Zoro's going after bounties ' cause he's running out of money, suddenly sees a Sanji wanted poster. (The drawing one but with current bounty) and thinks, 'hm, this guy looks weak and ugly. I can take him (in a fight right Zoro?)

Somehow he manages to find Sanji with his lack of direction and- holy.shit.

This guy is god himself. He's so pretty that Zoro can't take his eyes off of him. So, he does what any normal person would do and dates him. Only because he wanted to get his bounty of course (sure Zoro)

Now, Sanji's not too stupid and does have a mind. A good one at that too. He's heard of the Demon hunter Roronoa Zoro and knows he's after his bounty. So he also does what someone normal would do he seduces him. Sanji didn't think it's work out so well. For him too.

Zoro turned out to be a great partner. Even helped Sanji in fights. Sanji remembered why Zoro was here. He really did. But oh, how foolish was he. He never wanted this to end. He wanted to be with Zoro forever, and so did Zoro.

Eventually, Zoro and Sanji start meeting up. A lot. No one has caught on yet. Sanji definitely didn't let Zoro know about pirates in the area. He definitely didn't spend his whole day thinking what Zoro would like to eat. He didn't. Just like that, Zoro didn't forget about Sanji's bounty. He didn't want to kiss him everyday till he fainted. They didn't- I mean couldn't fall in love. Could they?

Ofcourse they couldn't. Can you imagine? They're like oil and water. In professions too.

But love drives Zoro sick and he eventually decides to join the Strawhats.

(Can someone please write a fictional for this I suck at writing and English's not my first language 🤥)

[discluded]

Mile teased Apo while they were shooting the climatic scene of Man Suang with a dance move and Apo almost broke character and got scolded by Pond while Mile ran off. Apo didn't want Mile to get scolded 😂

Apo: "I was standing directly opposite him, and I happened to meet his eyes, and he did this to me"

Woody: "Okay, pretend you're there, stand here"

Apo: (meeting Mile's eyes)

Mile: '"nobody, nobody but you" in my head 🎶 pointing at Po' 👏👏👉

Apo: "Laughed at the end"

Apo: "When I'm done, P'Woody, you know, when the camera is filming me, I'm in a serious mode and character, and then when I'm in his face, I see this "dancing pose," in my In the back of my head, I was like "I screwed up" and I was like that...the camera was on me. After the scene. I was scolded by P'Pond he was like "Hey~ you come here", but P'Mile just walked away and ran somewhere."

Apo: "I just said good good kub, because I don't want him to be scolded"

Mile said that it was 3/4 days ago, during the shooting of the movie, the scene was very serious, it was the climax of the movie, and then he made Po laugh, and Po burst into laughter after finishing the performance

(translation)

Mile replied to one of the fan edits of this scene

If you're unfamiliar with the kpop second gen classics, it's a reference to this song:

my ridiculous babies 😂

[its-a-potato4]

I don't actually ship stickmens but I saw people ship Red and Tsc and I thought "if Red's head gets stuck inside Tsc while they're kissing." and this lazy comic came out.

This stupid thing took less than an hour

I love how Alan introduces himself as a cursor

[campcrow2]

[wolfywolfy]

WIP 🙈

I'll try to color soon! I should honestly probably do another sketch of Astarion just to clean him up, too.

[hauntxd]

happy easter i want attention

[xiaoshy]

wrapped in waves of warmth;

shivering as they intertwined beneath the blanket, their bodies pressed against each other in the warmth they desperately needed. the chill of the water still lingered, reminding ushy of her little accident. with every shiver that coursed through her body, xiao clung on a little tighter, worried for her wellbeing. their cheeks hinted with a faint glow, listening to the sound of the heavy storm that roared through the night. in the soft glow of the moonlight, they found comfort in the intimacy of their entwined bodies. no words were spoken, nor needed to be said.

[p0rkbun]

reedcarpenter with this 🤩

[waayfo]

A thought about the sub!Kim Dokja. If you don't like this content, DNI. Also, English is not my first language

Sub!Kim Dokja x top!male reader : hc/scenario

kim dokja will whine if you tease him, like you touch his sensitive body parts, and you suddenly stop.

kim dokja will cry messy when you play rough. his soft voice calls out your name, moaning and wanting more.

“a- ngh .. n- no! don't stop, please!” You tease him a lot, because his expression is so adorable to you, and makes you want him even more.

“oh? you don't want me to stop? if so, beg.”

the next thing that will happen, he will say, “i- i have been a good boy today. so please give me a gift! I will always be a good boy for you.”

kim dokja always wanted your cock to be in it, and filled him. so he'll beg for it.

look at his slim waist! move with your thurst becomes fast.

his white hands will holding the bed sheet tightly. his mind is empty, there's only you who's fucking him.

no matter how many times you've done it, he just keeps wanting more. he wants you to fill him.

[itskindamagical]

This is about to be a niche niche Southpark fandom post, but y’all remember that one animatic of Cartman to Mad Hatter by Melanie Martinez which had zero business being such quality work?

So imagine that, but to

“I know I’ve got a big ego. I really don’t know why it’s such a big deal tho,” (and so on)

From Primadonna by Marina and the Diamonds

And yes it’s as cringe as possible

I can picture it so clearly in my mind but there’s no way I can repeat the same style and quality of animation

[mochiwei]

Animation practice with BOTW Link and the Gigachad theme!

I threw this together in TikTok TWICE lol I had to add in the effects 😂

[christianchasity]

introducing: dirty dudes must die! (a npmd au i made up in my mind in less than 10 minutes)

Okay so synopsis: Same events play out like in NPMD, but when Max was talking to them, Grace stood up and was about to tell Max something but before she could say or do anything- CRASH. The gang and Max rush down to save her, and Max tries to say that he was s- "SHUT UP MAX. YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE REST OF THESE DIRTY, SINFUL PEOPLE. DIRTY DUDES MUST PAY! DIRTY. DUDES. MUST. DIE." Two weeks later, everybody feels.... strange. Not better, but...strange. Jason is getting ready for the big game, when- "Jason." Jason dies, the gang gets investigated. Blah blah blah. Grace kills the same people. Richie, Ruth, Ms. Tessburger, Solomon Lauter. The summoning happens, Max has intercourse with Grace, Grace gets sucked down. Max is talking to PJ, (the girl from "literal monster"). Max pulls out the book and kills her. And Nerdy Prudes Must Die begins.

[kydeliusofevirwinter]

been feeling sick recently. anyway headcanon time!

totally not just doing this to avoid my wips

Kyborg (the mighty)

he keeps an author morgan style journal with little doodles and stuff. not saying they’re good but he does it anyway. definitely helped him keep track of everything when he was in the evirwinter woods

chronic pain haver

chronic pain DENIER. will push through it (even if he hurts himself stupidly)

so so painfully stubborn. dude you can take a break no one is gonna judge you homie stop being so tense

i personally hc that elves can choose to sleep or to trance and kyborg exclusively trances so never dreams

if/when he does fully sleep he has very vivid dreams

his hair is super long and he does his best to keep it combed and neat

however sometimes he doesn’t take care of himself and it can easily turn into a greasy rats nest

but most times he just keeps it down or in a half updo

and when he’s extra attentive he decorates it just like he and his family would.

worlds best social cue misser

sooo mentally ill. later on he talks with dr ahem and they develop a friendship. they meet up when not on missions and kinda just talk

this makes dr ahems confession a million times worse btw

professional hater

Mudd

SOOO AUTISTIC

and transmasc

never ever takes off his cape. it’s nice and heavy on his shoulders and back and he likes that

very expressionless and kinda blunt

also misinterprets social cues but instead of spouting nonsense hes confused by other peoples nonsense (does this make sense?)

runs from his problems (literally and metaphorically)

would rather die then ever confront his family ever

he is so neurological disabled to me.

he’s always had memory problems all throughout his life, but shaman seuss definitely messed up his brain worse with those memory rocks

has a hard time telling his fake memories from his real memories

sometimes forgets clay was never real because of his fake memories

chronic headaches. maybe from those enchanted rocks,? they get worse after his arc

his bag is soo full of random cool (non magical) rocks he finds

sometimes super loud (especially when he’s excited) and gets embarrassed about it

he was brought up as a royal and is sometimes too weirdly formal

hates loud sounds so bad. covers / pulls on his ears when it’s too loud

Bart! Bart! Bart!

coolest sideburns in the west

i know his canon design has him barefoot but i reject that. this man wears leather boots

hopeless romantic

soo queer. just in all the ways. pansexual and gender-fluid because he can’t decide for shit

Expert navigator! can get around anywhere

definitely nosy. digs into stuff that is none of his business

drama lover

scarily good with a dagger

also keeps a journal but mostly for doodling cool people he sees when he’s out and about

extremely patient. he’s like a saint

also loyal, especially to gum gum

when he was done sailing on the jebadiah he immediately set out to find gum gum again

he was fiercely protective of gum gum in the orphanage

doenst understand sheet music

but he’s a musical master. he can make up songs anytime with anything

very craft. after all he fashioned himself a little lute and taught himself to sing

tries to be very non judgmental (ahem ahem he’s like the only one who tries to be nice to slique)

for the longest time he thought his parents didn’t care about him but he was ECSTATIC to meat omar and tsimsun

Gum Gum!!!

has a big book of flowers (with pictures!)

knows how to hand sew and patches his own clothes (albeit a little haphazardly)

when he was younger he would genuinely believe anyhting you told him about his parents

that’s why he never looked for his mom because someone told him she died

constantly imagining what his dad could look like

honestly refuses to casually take his hat off

bart has to struggle to get him to take care of his hair because of this

he has super thick hair and hates to get it cut so he has a weird mullet going on

heavy sleeper + snores

sometimes he just likes to sit back when people are talking and listen

sometimes nonverbal

also autistic (perhaps med support needs?)

haates it when he thinks people aren’t taking him seriously

has a gnarly dog bite scar on his arm from when he was younger ( 👀 ! )

wears the same coat and hat all the time

picky eater

bart always helps to accommodate him and is patient when he tries to speak. this means so much to me btw. they are literally brothers

talks in a like funny way. idk how to explain this he just does this in canon.

sometimes repeats the words he hears

i forget what this is called

i have a fever as i’m typing this so i hope it’s comprehensive. OK BYE