#this is the skin of a killer

[edwardsmate4ever]

[sweetbabysquids]

Tell me why this

Has the same energy as this

[turnoffthenews]

i have made some of the goofiest twilight bumper stickers my stupid little brain could come up with. you can buy them here.  they are so stupid i am so sorry

saturdaycandles.etsy.com

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

It doesn't matter what mood I'm in remind me of the "as if you could outrun me *woosh, woosh woosh*" scene and I'll dissolve into hysterics that'll render me incoherent for the next five minutes.

[calliopets]

Twilight is so bad and also my favorite movie

The baseball scene reinvented the way I look at baseball

This scene is just ✨ depression ✨ (ik it's not in the first movie but still)

Ah yes throwing a baby in the fire, not to mention the horror movie that is breaking dawn part one....

[transgendergoblinfromspace]

If I make it through 2022 without getting a TITSOAK tattoo or other twilight related tattoos then I will be completely shocked.

[majessticaf]

you think to flee from me > as if you could outrun me

[hyunpic]

[leah-clearvvater]

This is the skin of a killer bella

[hellenhighwater]

I can't think about Redwall too frequently or the urge to collect a bunch of twigs and pebbles and mortar and make a little mouse-scale abbey will overtake me, and I don't even HAVE mice anymore. And haven't since I was in like. Middle school.

And while yes, I could just do it anyways, I would inevitably want to get pet mice if I did that and I do NOT trust Vice with that kind of responsibility.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 28

Thomas stared down at Bruce-no- Danny as he led him by the hand toward what he had dubbed as his "Secret Lair" which was just an old fall out shelter in the woods that had been well hidden and forgotten about. The door to it was old and still buried under years of dirt and plant growth, requiring Danny to phase them into it which made Thomas wonder how his grandson had found it in the first place.

Inside was surprisingly high tech. "You have a secret lair filled with all this equipment but don't have any weapons or armor?" Thomas asked, making mental preparations to fix that.

Danny sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck and explained his only allies were two other 14 year olds who were also untrained, unarmed, unarmored, and unsuper-powered which would explain why Danny was so excited to be working with an adult vigilante who at least knew what they were doing.

The kid didn't even mind when some of his more evil or harmful rogues "stopped showing up" thankfully no one would really question the reclusive Vlad Masters "going back to Wisconsin" only to never be seen again. No one saw much of him before coming to Amity Park, it made since he would become a hermit again once he had his fill of human interaction.

And if hes later found dead in his cheese castle? Well, the body had decomposed too much to really say what killed him. His will left everything to a Daniel James Fenton/Daniel James Masters which visibly infuriated Danny. Thomas mentally patted himself on the back. It was a good call to get rid of that one. The will was a surprise, though one that can only benefit Thomas in his crusade of protecting his grandson. Its not like he can return to a timeline that no longer exists anyway.

Unfortunately this doesn't stop the bats from hearing about "Batman" operating in a city in Illinois for the past few months...

[jkgnggj]

GETTING MY SPOOKY COMS OUT THIS MONTH SINCE I COULDN'T FEED TORI NATION LAST MONTH <///3 HERE HAVE SOME TWILIGHT CORE TORIKAI <3 BY THE SPOOKTACULAR @lu-kario

[artemistics]

So that’s what you dream about, becoming a monster. I dream about being with you forever.

[loucygoosey]

HE WILL TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU

[vaultlucy]

paul and alia atreides

[sumiakita]

Distinguish gentleman 👁️👁️💞