#this jerk

[see-arcane]

In today’s entry, we see Dracula is up to his weather control shenanigans again. 

What Dracula would like us to think his mindset is: Ha! Fools! I knew you were there all the while, and my fog shall blind you from the true route until it’s too late as was the plan all along..!

The more probable mindset: Finally, this boat has taken forever, I wish planes were a thing already--wait. Wait wait wait. How are they already in Varna!? Damn it. Time for another detour.

Less cunning, more irate commuter having to take an exit they hate to avoid an accident

[homemadehorrors]

Raudkembingur has bitten me twice this morning alone. 😡

[kaityeg]

The hair.

The makeup.

The smirk.

[hazel-bazil]

[owen-jackson]

Love a Lady || Jackson & Noah

Jackson would be lying he said he took his time after he'd gotten the text from Noah. He'd like to say he acted calm and cool in the moment, but his phone that was flung half way across his cell as he leapt up to put on pants, would beg to differ. Of course he was familiar with the island's weirdness and magic, but this was one thing he'd only heard about happening so far.

His weak smokers-lungs wheezed as he approached the reapers house, having attempted to run the ways there, but his body wasn't strong as it used to be. Despite that, he made his way inside, glad to find the door unlocked and he wouldn't have to go fumbling with his key.

"Noah?" He called out into the house, looking around as he peels off his shirt. "Noah I swear to god if you still have a dick right now..." he calls out again as he starts looking around for the other.

@noahwrightx

[qiinamii]

we'll do fine.

[stuckinapril]

Honestly the cliche advice is true. If you fill your life w things you’re passionate about, if you challenge yourself every day, if you give your own opinion of yourself more weight than you do other people’s opinions of you, you will actually thrive. Like no one can tell u anything

[fefairys]

getting real fed up with my peers treating teenagers like shit. how did you forget so fucking quickly what it's like to be them. shame on you.

[ikiprian]

Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.

If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.

Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.

In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.

On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.

Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.

It’s plastic. It’s fake.

Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.

Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”

[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]

[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]

[arikad0]

from my experience so far, FF7R!Cid is completely unbothered and literally just vibing

[kaityeg]

Excuse me, sir

Who told you this was allowed?

[bogslob]

I was so sad when they cut Luke teaching Percy sword fighting from earlier episodes, one of the main reasons being because it would have meant that they couldn’t reasonably have Luke giving Percy instructions during the Ares fight, but having sword fighting lesson flashbacks during the fight was genius it tied everything together really well and made so much sense considering Luke hasn’t been in a huge portion of the show and your average viewer wouldn’t necessarily recognise his voice

[itstimetodrew]

I love seeing characters make the wrong choice. Like logically, morally, whatever. It should be so easy, so obvious, to do something right for once! But they don’t see it or they don’t care. Their instincts always lead them to choose poorly. Bad for them but great for me because it’s so interesting and I like to watch the suffering. ^_^

[severalsmallwizards]

if you can spare 1$ go donate it!

[chloesimaginationthings]

Peni had a rough canon event

[roach-works]

i think some people got the wrong message after watching every movie where mean bullies call the quirky but ultimately loveable protagonist a "freak"

calling people freaks isn't bad just because sometimes you're wrong and that weird girl was actually very nice and saved everyone at prom from a mummy's curse.

calling people freaks is bad because dividing the world into "good people who are normal" and "bad people who are abnormal" makes you a tedious goddamn asshole