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[dollfaced-erin]

𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕠𝕟'𝕤 ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕝𝕖 (Blade x F!Reader x Jing Yuan)

PART 11

PART 1 , PART 2 , PART 3 , PART 4 , PART 5 , PART 6 , PART 7 , PART 8 , PART 9 , PART 10

A/n : - I thought we had too little Jing Yuan, so here, I'm giving you some bits to enjoy heheheh though its a little angstyyy Honest question though, should (Y/n) really in between Blade and Jing Yuan ? I mean, I dont mind a full blown harem kalsdjlka

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As (Y/n) was busy trying to push away her own thoughts and Bailu's worrying, suddenly she was approached by an individual from behind. (Y/n) looked up to see the blanked face trailblazer looking at her.

"Lady (Y/n), Dahao asked me to bring you with us to the Realm-Keeping Commission. He said there is something you must hear." Stelle said, looking straight at (Y/n) with her golden eyes.

"A-ah, alright." (Y/n) said, her embarrassment washing off and she calmed down. Bailu whined, hoping that (Y/n) didn't have to go, but what choice did (Y/n) have, right ?

It must be important if they're looking for to join the Astral Express team, who were requested by the General himself.

So (Y/n) nodded and got up, bidding farewell to reluctant Bailu. She promised to buy Bailu some snacks next time and Bailu immediately brightened up and nodded, waving off the older Vidyadhara more cheerfully.

"Ah, Lady (Y/n). You're here too," the older man said, looking at (Y/n) as Stelle brought her into the Realm-Keeping Commission. The rest of the team were already there, so it seems like Stelle was the last of them to arrive to go get (Y/n).

"Yes…sorry I'm late." (Y/n) said, bowing her head a little before being dismissed by the Realm-Keeping Commission officer.

"No, no ! My Lady, you were of great help in helping the Dragon Lady to suppress the Mara-struck, even going as far as to assist in combat. The General will hear of this." Dahao said, as if quite flustered by the appearance of the lady even though it was him who had called her over.

"My Lady…? Is Lady (Y/n) another big shot ?" March asked, looking at (Y/n). To which (Y/n) of course shook her head.

"No. I am just but another resident of the Xianzhou Luofu, the same species as Miss Bailu," (Y/n) said modestly, and honestly, not even bothering to look at the group that had turned to look at the horned woman. "I was…just someone highly regarded in the distant past."

"O-oh…"

Dahao coughed into his fist, trying to break the awkward atmosphere. "As I'm sure you're aware, symptoms of Mara have been spreading ever since the Stellaron incident occurred."

"Thanks to the Ten-Lords Commission, had long since become a terrifying but avoidable fate for the Xianzhou Natives…The puzzling thing is that despite the Commission's protection, we're now seeing an increase…" Dahao explained to the Trailblazers, and (Y/n) herself.

"More and more clients -- in particular those dealing with great risks and stress like the Cloud Knights -- are becoming stricken with Mara." Dahao said with a heavy sigh, a hand to his head as if wondering where everything had gone wrong, though the answer was much clear.

"Moreover, the Mara-struck have taken on a horrifying appearance -- as they're turning into some sort of monster… This certainly differs from what I thought I knew about the illness…" Dahao continued, and (Y/n) frowned.

"The mutations are worse than what I remembered. Back then…the monsters were exactly like this, but only those who ere directly affected by the Plagues Author. Not the ones with mere…spores in them." (Y/n) said, recalling of what little memory she had of the times that were said to be the most glorious but most disastrous for the entire Luofu.

"You…you've seen the Plagues Author…?" March asked and in the back she heard Stelle say ; "For real ?"

"No. I've never seen them…" (Y/n) said and she looked to Dahao for help on explaining her situation. And Dahao laughed softly, as (Y/n) looked at him like a little kitten, even though she was as proud just now.

"(Y/n) here…is one of the expert doctors. A veteran with knowledge of old. She had just went through an accident and is slowly trying to regain her memories, so far she had shown some signs of regaining those memories." Dahao said simply and (Y/n) nodded in confirmation.

There was too much about her, too little time to tell. And she was feeling quite insecure about telling everyone how old she actually is and how long she's been asleep. Even though it technically wasn't her fault.

"Oh, I got this paper from one of the Mara-struck soldiers." Stelle said, handing out a paper with writing on it, looking like a prescription.

Dahao read it for a moment and his expression reflects disbelief from what he was reading. He immediately calls over (Y/n) with a wave of his hand, the horned woman came to his side. She leaned over his shoulder to try read out what was given, and her eyes widened.

Even for a woman that had just woken up from her slumber, she was familiar with the words etched on the thin piece of paper. It was much known to all Xianzhou residents.

The history that had the Xianzhou in peril thousands of years ago, the reason for her incomplete rest.

"This...where did you get this ?" (Y/n) exclaimed, looking up at Stelle with surprise.

"I got it when we fought a Mara-struck soldier when we first came here. I thought that since we're in an archive, you might know of this." Stelle said, looking completely innocent.

"Isn't this...a cure for Mara...?" Stelle asked, regarding the letter in (Y/n)'s hands. And the dragon woman shook her head and turned to look at Dahao.

"This is beyond the matters of the Realm-Keeping Commission, Lady (Y/n). You should contact the Seat of Divine Foresight about this matter..." Dahao said gravely and (Y/n) nodded, taking out her phone.

"I think I should call Jing Yuan about this...this is...something the Ten-Lords Commission should jurisdictate..." (Y/n) said as she walked away into the archives to have some privacy.

"Princess ? I wasn't expecting a call from you. Is something the matter ?" Jing Yuan's gentle voice flowed from the device and to her ear.

"Jing Yuan...sorry to bother you. It's urgent..." (Y/n) said, a little guilt in her voice.

"Anything for you, princess. Now tell me, what is it that has you so ruffled up, hm?" "Stelle handed us a letter disguised as a prescription letter, but the contents...were about one of the Seven Unpardonable Sins..."

"I see. It is indeed a grave situation you're faring with there, (Y/n)." he said seriously, all manner of playfulness missing. "Unfortunately, I'm on the way with a meeting with Ten-Lords Commission, so I am unable to personally asses the circumstances."

"But fret not. I will be sending Qingzu in my place. She should know what to do." Jing Yuan said warmly, his voice light with a little smile from his end.

"Thank you, Jing Yuan..." (Y/n) said with a soft sigh.

"You make sure you keep yourself safe, alright, my Moon ?" (Y/n) heard from the other end, causing her cheeks to heat up for some unknown reason.

"Y-yes. I promise, Jing Yuan..." (Y/n) she said softly, ending the call with a small smile of her own.

He knew it was wrong.

But he couldn't help himself.

She was the lover of his friend.

And fate ripped them apart before they could manage to properly tie the red string of fate to each other. After all, they were the infamous star-crossed lovers, tales of woe being sung by the Vidyadhara people.

The Moon Dancer and The Craftsman.

Or known to him as Dan Jia and Yingxing.

Jing Yuan stared at the device in his hands, a frown on his lips.

Was it selfish of him to want her to stay ?

Was it selfish of him to want a companion who had somewhat memory of their glorious past ? A friend who used to know him and still knows him.

Was it wrong of him to think this way when he let go of his once-dear friend into the night to reunite with the love of his life...?

Jing Yuan wondered if they have met yet...?

He just hoped...that maybe she could give him a chance too...

The Dragon Lady was always someone that was admired by eyes of all ages, species and genders. She was a shy, gentle, polite soul, the opposite of her cold, harsh and arrogant older brother.

"Yuan !" the female would call out. She was young, with vibrant (e/c) eyes and clear skin, and lovely (h/c) hair embedded with flowers or accessories. She was neither young nor old, neither a girl nor a woman. She was in between.

"Lady Dan Jia !" the teenage lieutenant would call out, just as he would everyday after he trained. He would set down his weapon, and come running towards the Saltator Lunae who waved happily at him.

Unlike with Dan Feng who had known since his knight years, he had come to know this young lady when he was already lieutenant. Dan Feng thought that she wasn't yet ready to meet with the others.

Since the first time he had set eyes on the beautiful lady, he was awestruck. The shy way she averted her eyes when they first met, the softness and timidness in her voice, now had changed into warm gazes from her (e/c) eyes, and a bright smile forming on her lips.

Though young, he wasn't stupid enough to realize the feelings in him. The thumping of his heart whenever he saw her, the way he would instantly turn whenever he heard her voice, the pique of interest whenever she was mentioned.

Though young, he knew that he was in love with the sister High Elder of the Luofu.

Though young, he understood the cracking feeling in his chest when he heard his crush to be wed to one of his older friends. A more capable and astounding young man, the master of the Furnace of Creation. He smiled bitterly when he saw the two present their rings upon agreeing to tie the knot.

Though young, he knew that he harbored deep jealousy towards his own friend that took away his light.

Though young, he accepted the shattering feeling in his chest when he held the cold, barely living, body in his arms as he returned her to the Vidyadhara egg beneath the sea. The Pearl Keepers were kind enough to allow the General to carry her to the depths meant for her species.

Though mature, he knew that he could never forget the feelings he had for her, albeit unrequited.

With a final gift to her, he planted a soft kiss on her forehead, for the first and last time as tears ran down his cheeks.

Or so he thought.

Imagine his joy when the Pearl cracked, releasing the same woman he loved for years from its walls. He cried in joy, holding her close to his chest, pushing away the worried eyes of the Pearl keepers and Elders around him.

She was still here.

He still had a chance to make things right.

For years he watched over her, never finding it a pain to visit her sleeping body, until the day she opened her eyes. He would tell her about his days, the little grumbles he voiced out from his job in the Seat of Divine Foresight.

Imagine his joy when her eyes finally opened. Though she called herself (Y/n), it was still her.

And he'd still love her either way.

"Are you alright with letting her out of your sight ? She's still quite frail." Yanqing said as he looked up to his master.

"Yes. She'll be perfectly fine." Jing Yuan said with a small smile. "A bird should never be caged, and to let it fly free. The same goes to her. Should I not let her roam the ship ? Let her walk around, take in sights, meet people and learn new things. At least...I can still take care of her from afar."

"I am not as powerless as I was back then." Jing Yuan said with a soft chuckle, making Yanqing perk his head in curiosity, but decided against asking.

"It's alright. I want to let her roam free a little. Then, I'll need her to join me in a few tasks." the lion said, before turning to face his retainer.

"Come, Yanqing. There are matters to settle." he said, before walking off.

[dirtysvthoughts]

Heyy!!!

Congrats!! I hope you hit your 100th follower soon !! 😽✨ can i request drabble 32 and 109 in a luxury cruise party with jeonghan 😵 once I imagined it , it got me screaming , thanks 💗

dirtysvthoughts hits 100 followers!

a/n: lord, i really should’ve posted this yesterday (cause it was his birthday 🫠), but hey - it’s still his birthweek, so better late than never! i hope you guys enjoy! im gonna try and do my best to get thru the rest of the jeonghan requests by sunday, so we can continue celebrating! 🥳

tags/warnings: female! reader, luxury cruise thingz, established relationship, public sex (not really, but yes really), slight spanking, a bit of dirty talk, lowkey filth, and just han being the cocky mf he can be

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32. “i wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it.”

109. “mine.”

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[08:29 p.m.]

he pushes you against the wall, your back shivering at the contrast of the cold surface, despite how hot you were right now. he slots your leg in between his crotch, further adding to the wetness in your panties. you moan out at the feeling as he hikes your dress up past your waistline, your dress straps beginning to fall.

“j-jeonghan..” you bury your face into his neck, kissing him with such fever and vigor he thought he would pass out. he pulls you in even tighter, trying his best to hide how easily turned on he was getting.

how did you two even end up in this situation? the both of you were invited to a party for one of your friends, and they decided to go all out and rent out a cruise ship. it was a black-tie party and everyone was dressed to the nines in the most expensive brands. you and jeonghan were definitely the couple of the evening - his slick-back hair and all black suit & tie and your daring choice of a backless, high-slit gown had everyone’s eyes turning.

to jeonghan, there was something so sexy about you tonight that pushed him to take you somewhere private. was it you in your dress? was it how beautiful you looked under the night sky? was it how he knew other men would want to talk to you (or take you home), but they couldn’t knowing you were already taken? whatever it was, he just wanted to show you how much he adored you.

he enticingly whispered in your ear about how much he wanted you, and who were you to say no when you also wanted to do some things to him? you followed him as he took your hand and led you to an empty area on one of the higher floors of the ship.

“what is it baby?” he asks smirking at how riled up you are. he grabs your ass and lightly smacks it, rubbing you afterwards.

“want you to do m-more..” you manage to get out as he continues to feel you up. you could never get enough of his touch.

“oh, my baby wants more does she?” he chuckles as he slides you straps all the way down, your breasts coming into his view. you gasp at the cold air hitting you and at his tongue licking your nipples. you gently push his head in further to give him more access.

“f-fuck, hannie…” you moan out and he comes back up and kisses you on your lips, your eyes and lips begging for more once he pulls away.

“i think your ready for me baby.. that pretty pussy of your has to be soaking wet by now. i wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it.” now, he pulls your dress completely off leaving you in only your panties and heels.

“is that a promise?” you ask, your hands unbuttoning his suit pants, taking his dick out. he twitched at how bold you were becoming. he turns you around so your ass was facing him, bending you over while holding your waist.

“keep acting up and someone will see your imprint on that glass,” he says using his spit for lube before he enters inside of you.

“mine,” is the last thing you hear once he enters inside of you, as everything turns white while he fucks you good and hard. with your loud moans and sound of skin slapping, it’s a wonder that you two haven’t been caught yet.

you can quickly feel your orgasm approaching the harder and faster he goes.

“han, han - h-haaa,” his name falls off your tongue into a silent scream as you cum all over his dick, your juices staining parts of his suit pants, and if you still had your dress on - it’d probably be ruined.

jeonghan turns you around and presses his lips into yours, his hands roaming your naked body and slyly going up to your wet folds, two of his fingers entering inside. he moans at how wet you still are after being completely fucked out.

“h-huh?” you ask completely out of it, nowhere near coming down from your amazing high.

“did i ever say we were done?” he chuckles as he wipes your lips. “who knows, i might actually fuck you up against that glass over there. we’re not done until someone kicks us off this cruise.”

[slumbergoblin]

Slapping this list of... things.. that I've had for Stratos and Betrayus here on The Tumblr™ (Nothing is in order and uhhh some of this is not new and subject to change)

Stratos:

has bouts of insomnia (projecting? yes.)

has night terrors (they died down somewhat years after the loss of Betrayus)

partook in boxing to help pay for Betrayus's top surgery (Stratos was like, 18 - mid 20s, and Betrayus is a trans man lets freakingg goooo)

gets really into baking and gets really good at it

used to be a part of a jock clique in highschool

feels extreme guilt over the loss of his younger brother

does not like traveling or exploring (ironic, right?)

is only the president to protect his brother (Pacopolis was desperate during one of the last ghost wars and lost their former president, it probably wouldn't work like this but whatever)

doesn't like living in the roundhouse so he willingly drives 2 - 3 hours back to his actual house (Jesus Christ Stratos)

met Sir C during one of his final boxing matches (so Stratos was like, 24… 25 maybe??)

admires Betrayus for the hard work he does (not even close to canon but w/e this is my house now)

totally thinks for like, a good long while that Betrayus hates his guts

Betrayus (previously alive):

was forced to do many school activities, most of which he did not want to do

excelled throughout middle school and highschool

loves food (has eyes bigger than his stomach #same)

has been all over Pac world (he was in the military after all)

met Zac and Sunny while he was stationed (somewhere)

took part in the last war between ghosts and Pac Worlders (?)

the more he tagged along with Zac and Sunny the more he learned about the Nether Realm (whenever they ventured in there of course)

likes to write (wrote Mei letters while he was out doing military thingz™️ :))

has/had journals that were written during has years as a commander

grew more cold towards people growing up (probably due to the loss of his father)

grew less cold after slowly allowing himself to be more vulnerable (you can thank Mei for that)

used to have long hair that Rotunda would put into her signature-traitor-family-hairstyle©️

got called 'sir' at some point when he was little and had short hair (he realized he wanted to be a boy)

resents Stratos because he was often given everything while he had to work for what he wanted

grew distant from his brother and his mother (but never hated them)

is a really good liar (the only two who can tell when he is lying is Mei and Stratos)

gains a somewhat stone-cold expression just like his mother

Betrayus (ghost):

was banished to the Nether Realm because he was the suspected reason as to why so many people went missing

even ghosts that guard the entrance to the Nether Realm don't allow Betrayus to leave (there's a treaty-thing going on between both worlds)

wears gloves to not burn things (also has several gloves for several occasions)

he was given the role of being the new Lord of Fire

all of the Ghost Lords were iffy about Betrayus taking up Igneous's mantel (except for Kai and Una)

made himself look the way that he is now (originally he looked more like a normal ghost, but changed after becoming the new Lord)

ends up becoming super grouchy and cruel, by this time Pac is about to attend Maze High

eventually becomes friends with the ghost gang (the ghost gang also have a "hey wait- you're the reason we're down here!" moment)

has some heart-to-heart conversations with Butler from time to time

becomes absolutely livid when he hears that Stratos is now the President

has not seen Elli since she was a newborn

(this one is a brand new thought) he 'plays his part' when he notices how Pacopolis sees him I.E. he's like "you see me as the bad guy? Fine. I'll be the bad guy."

probably ended up a fire ghost because of his passion to fight for what he thinks is right (he's loud and unapologetic for it)

Uhhh I think that is all... for now...

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[mindsetpositiveblog]

“If you want real control, drop the illusion of control. Let life live you. It does anyway.”

Byron Katie (via stardust-seedling)

[dewdrop-writes]

Hello luv 💞 I am once again dropping Zhongli brainrot thingz,,, gosh this is becoming a Habit,,, God! Reader and Morax sleep together at night 🛌 right? The first time it happened, morax was so hesitant since he thought it would be disrespectful despite it being reader's wish. He quickly got used to it though, he especially liked it when reader would burrow into the crook of his neck, cuddling further into his hold. There were times reader would be burrowed in his warmth in bed or at some random chair but their hands were wrapped around his neck either playing with his hair, massaging his scalp, or caressing his horns and he'd let out this deep rUmBLes or pUrrs of content 🐉, tail wrapping around reader's leg or waist and reader would melt in adoration for him. Some days, reader would just burst into random affectionate moods, climb up his lap and shower his face with kisses Like sIr pLz aCcePt mY LoVe 😩😩. BTW it also had me thinking wHaT dO tHey eVen dO aLL dAy?!?? Hope u enjoy this thought

- Zhongli brainrot anon🐉

We appreciate Zhongli brainrot on this blog!! I decided to sort of lump this ask together with this one as they're pretty similar <3

Related to this and this post!

The heart of a dragon

The first few nights you spend under Zhongli's care were full of anxiety - paranoia gnawing at your mind at every sudden movement or sound. It made Zhongli feel more than guilty - quick to apologize that his, or his employees' actions might have startled you - even though you were quick to assure him it wasn't his fault, he still felt responsible.

He wished for your stay with him to be as relaxing and safe. as possible. He made arrangements quickly, simply by observing your reactions or things you might say in a passing comment - anything you indicated was to be taken by gospel.

Soon, the whole abode, including your luxurious bedroom, was covered in scented candles, gentle wafts of lavender, sage and chamomile floating through the whole area. Your bed was stocked with plenty of pillows and blankets - should you need them for more comfort.

The finest assortments of teas were brought to Zhongli, and he picked out the finest from those - making sure each one held soothing qualities to help ease your mind when the darkness of night crept closer and amplified your anxieties.

He was willing to do anything for you, his god. Despite the affection you so graciously gifted him, he held no delusions of grandeur as to be so arrogant to attempt to climb into bed with you. However, his nights were spent guarding your room, ready to surge in at any sign of distress.

It was one of those distressful nights. You were weeping into your pillow, hand cupped over your mouth as you trembled from the aftermath of the nightmares plaguing your mind. Nightmares of visions much too real - things you had been forced to experience at the hands of your so-called loyal followers.

Zhongli has carefully rushed into your room, wide eyes with fear as he watched your shaking form curled up and covered in a sheen of cold sweat.

Oh how he hated seeing his beloved God suffer so. It tore at his heart, trampled on it and clenched around it tightly.

"Your Grace, how may I help you?" he asked quietly, his voice barely above a whisper as he kneeled beside the bed.

Your teary eyes met his, and your sniffle broke his heart.

"Please, stay," you whispered, voice cracking.

His breath caught in his chest, but he nodded quickly and stayed on his knees, taking in a guarding pose - ready to strike anyone who dared to attack.

You frowned, before shuffling towards the other side of the bed. You lifted the covers and patted the mattress invitingly.

"I meant sleep. Sleep here with me, please?"

"Your grace, I couldn't possibly...it'd be improper.." he stammered, his cheeks flushing red as your words brought forward a more boyish side oh him - one that had been gone for very long.

You sat up, wiping your tears.

"Is it improper for us to kiss and hug?"

"Well...as long as your Grace wishes it, it is not-"

"Then why would sharing a bed be?" you questioned, pulling your knees up to your chest and hugging them.

"It's very...intimate. A privilege for consorts only," he responded slowly, averting his eyes.

He could never dare to imagine of such a position.

You sighed.

"Well. You'll be my consort, then."

He stared at you in shock.

"As long as you want to, of course."

"Your grace..." he whispered, his smooth voice becoming rocky at your words.

"So...do you?"

He nodded eagerly, tears welling up in his ancient eyes. You smiled a loving, tired smile at him.

"Now get in bed with me, Morax," you mumbled, patting the mattress.

And he did. Hesitantly.

He climbed onto the space beside you and kept still, not wanting to disturb you with his horns or tail - parts that he kept visible due to your apparent love for them.

You shuffled closer, draping an arm around him.

"May I hold you?" you asked, looking up at him with the sweetest gaze.

"I just...you make me feel safe, Morax."

He could almost cry at your words.

"Of course, your grace. I would never deny you anything, my dearest."

He felt delight pulsing through him as you wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling yourself closer to him before burying your face in the crook of his neck. You took in a satisfied breath, inhaling his familiar scent as you closed your eyes.

"Love you..." you muttered, leaving Zhongli stunned. His tail worked its way around you of its own volition, pulling you closer as he wrapped his arms around you.

He exhaled shakily.

"I...you too, your grace," he mumbles, feeling heat rising to his face. You simply chuckled, the air escaping your lips tickling his collarbones. At that, you felt a rumbling begin in Zhongli's chest. You stayed still for a moment, listening. Peeking up at Zhongli, you noticed that he had closed his eyes - his face peaceful as he held you close.

Was he...purring?

You smiled as you nuzzled him.

Soon enough, the gentle rumble of his chest lulled you to sleep - giving you a long awaited peaceful night devoid of cruel nightmares of your past.

So, over time, you fell into a routine.

Morax held you each night and warded off the cruel demons trying to disturb your sleep - glowing with delight at being given the opportunity to hold you close.

Each morning, you awoke to delicious breakfast tailed to your wants, which you could enjoy in bed - or anywhere else should you want to. Morax showered you in 'offerings' - beautiful gems, garments, jewelry - anything you could possibly want or need.

During the lazier days, you stayed inside with him, afternoons spent with you climbing onto his lap and listening to him talk of the past with a honey-smooth voice that lulled you to sleep. He'd discuss matters of the world with you, accompany you in the lush garden of the abode, watching you bring plants to life with your divine presence. He enjoyed those days most - especially when you held his hand gently as you watched the sun set slowly, painting the skies red.

Some days, he would accompany you to go exploring Liyue - never outside of it - he saw how you flinched at the mention of other nations, after all. The adepti would keep vigilant watch over you from a distance as you wandered around the planes and forests the nation had to offer, enjoying the beautiful weather and scenery.

And then, on occasion - you would have more pressing matters as the Creator. Meetings with the Qixing, discussing the wellbeing of the nation. Morax was always by your side, standing watch - or occasionally sat beside you and squeezing your hand gently in encouragement.

He held every moment spent with you close to his heart. He adored you. Liyue adored you - and his union with you (which was bound to cause a stir amongst the other nations once word got out, of course), all of Teyvat worshipped you.

But he doubted any being on Teyvat could revere and adore you quite as much as he did.

When your hands gently trailed across his horns in feather-light touches. When your lips pressed loving blessings upon his face - there was nothing he wouldn't do for you. He'd fight a dozen more wars, he'd take down every archon if he must - all to see your beautiful smile meant just for him.

[ahoy-robin]

Robin Buckley x theater kid!reader HC

robin buckley x theater kid!reader (girlfriend but no pronouns are used) 

a/n: this is the first thing I've written and it’s totally just me being self-indulgent, as will the rest of my thingz

robin wasn't really involved in the theater department of hawkins high

except for the few overlapping students between band and theater

but when you tell her you got cast in the school musical,she suddenly wants to become a theater expert

she wants to know all about what show you’re in, all about your character and wants to listen to all the music 

if there is a movie version of it she will rent it from work and make a whole date out of it or she will find the of the record of the soundtrack and surprise you with it

she loves hearing you go on and on about every detail of rehearsal 

you show her your script and you ask if she wants to run lines with you

you guys are sitting on your bed facing each other running lines. even if its just 1 or 2 lines, robin will rehearse the lines with you until she also remembers them if you get it right, she’ll kiss you and even though it throws you out of character, you both don't care and continue the routine 

you get her tickets for the opening night show and she's so jittery, she's almost more excited than you

robin will definitely try to sit in the front, maybe not the front row but somewhere in the first couple of row

you'll spot her sometime during the first number and remember where she is all night. at the end of each number you try to make eye contact exclusively with her

at the end of act one, you guys meet in a side hallway that's connected to the auditorium

robin can't believe how amazing the show actually it. she has read the script with you, heard the music, she knows the story line, but seeing you up there in the show is so magical

at the end of the show, robin is waiting in the lobby near your family and she notices that a lot of people brought flowers for the other actors and director

robin wasn't familiar with theater etiquette and didn't know she had to bring something you go out to dinner with your family or the cast but promise to call her the next day

the show runs for a couple of days and robin is going to try her hardest to go to as many as she can

on her second time she brings you flowers and apologizes for not bringing them before 

once you get in your car and away from people she’ll ramble on about how she didn't know she had to do that and she thought you were going to be upset with her and she really did think you did an amazing job and continue to do an amazing job and- you stop her with a kiss and reassure her that everything is okay and you felt loved just by her being in the audience

robin will talk steve into coming and steve will force dustin to go and dustin will ask mike, lucas and max to go as well

you didn't know they would all be there so when you get out on stage you can see that they take up like half of the first row it’s basically your own personal cheering section

when the show is done, robin is obviously so proud and happy for you but she is more happy about all the free time you have now

[worstloki]

Top Forty Thor-Being-Thor Moments from Thor 1

just absolute dumb*ssery that this 7yr old kid’s life goal is to “hunt down the monsters and slay them all”. I’ll go easy on him here and let the Thor/Loki expressions do the talking because of “...just like you did Father” but seriously can his hands even fit around a sword handle??? this kid isn’t even punching the air right??? if there was a sword in his hand he would’ve cut his head with the way he’s moving???? pure tiny-himbo energy here just look at that >:o face he’s making. contrasts very nicely with Loki’s ‘,:|. 10/10. such a baby idiot.

“the jotuns must pay for what they have done! they broke into the weapons vault! if the frost giants had stolen even one of these relics!” thor. thor please. can you even name one of these relics. thor. hey thor. thor. shut up. “well, what would you do about this?” odin asks him. “march into jotunheim! like you once did! break their spirits! so they’ll never try anything like this again!” wow okay so we’ve fast-forwarded by like a thousand years and thor is still going on about genocide. huh. that’s funny, i thought loki was the genocidal one. hmm. i also just realized that the loki exclusive clip gives loki the same hairstyle thor has here so do what you will with that information.

0/10. horrible. terrible. i dont care how angy thor is about not getting to kill some jotuns or become king today this very instant, that is a tremendous waste of food. an absolute fool. how can he just remorselessly throw the bread to the floor. if loki stabbed him when he was 7 he would deserve it for this table flip alone. what a privileged white *ssh*le.

loki came skulking around a corner and suggested not to go to jotunheim and not only did thor not suspect anything but he also then went on to decide to go to jotunheim. 10/10 himbo material. 

if tumblr didn’t have a picture limit i would put every instance of thor smiling in this list because look at that stupid smile. he’s such an idiot. 11/10. this is the thor content i’m here for.

“I have no plans to die today” thor says with the stupidest open-mouthed smirking smile ever captured on film. right after he also told heimdall not to tell anyone they’re gone. he’s literally planned to strand them on jotunheim. thor’s grand plan was to strange themselves on jotunheim and also start a fight. i repeat: thor’s plan was to successfully slay all the frost giants and not need to return until they’re all gone. what an absolute d*mb*ss. this is getting ridiculous. this was originally a top-ten-thor moments list but i’m not even twenty minutes in so i’ll have to extend the list. thor. thor are you listening? thor, you’re such an idiot.

“HOW DID YOUR PEOPLE GET INTO ASGARD?!” thor you sweet sweet summer idiot, please, i am beggin,g you,, learn to rea,d , a room,, literally everyone else who came with you is regretting it, there is complete silence and only the rumble of the opposing king is meeting your “I AM THOR, SON OF ODIN”s, please, please take some notes from Loki, or, you know, literally anyone else in the room, since everyone is asking you to get out of this realm while you still can,

thor’s stupid smile makes an appearance after he gets called a princess and decides to fight a whole realm over it. you know what? thor is a princess. he’s the prettiest princess in all the lands. what’s thor gonna do about it? is he going to fight me too? I hope he does the stupid grin first. minus 15 points for the sexism. thor is a complete and utter sadistic fool who needs to get a hobby. seriously, he’s 1500 years old and still going on and on about slaying all the frost giants. boi, i hate to break it to you, but your dad is not the best or only example of greatness out there. i don’t think your dad even qualifies as an example of that. 

“THEN. GO!” 🥰 ahh yes, just thor thingz 🥰🥰 like when one friend has had his arm burnt 🥰 and another friend has been impaled and needs medical attention, 🥰🥰 and all the rest of your friends are yelling for you, 🥰 and your brother is telling you they must go, 🥰 and you decide to buy everyone time by laughing maniacally and killing more frosties because you care for them and dont find joy in destruction like a loon 🥰🥰🥰 

THIS is the iconic Thor moment that makes my day whenever I think about it. Just Thor, an absolute bumbering 6′6′’ giant boodlusting dummy sees Odin and just decides to yell “FATHAA!! WE’LL FINISH THEM TOGETHAAA!” as if the last thing Odin told him wasn’t “no, thor, we’re not going to do anything to the frost giants, do not go after them and try to kill them all.” 11/10 d*mb*assery right here folks, I couldn’t ask for Thor to be more of a fool. This is PEAK Thor energy. Look at that face. I feel like Thor spends half this movie with his nostrils flared. I love it.

okay i gotta give thor credit for rightfully calling odin “an old man and a fool” but also there was not even 1 frame of the scene where Thor had a decent face so now all i see is >:O >:| >:o >:[ when i watch that scene. yelling at odin was great, not yelling at odin after he HUAERGHed at loki was less great, but to be fair it’s thor and he is the definition of Peak D*mb*ss. 

thor literally GROWLS and starts yelling “HAMMAA?? HAMMER??” over and over. He was hit by a van, he fainted, he woke up and started growling. I don’t know what else there is to say about this.

“you dare threaten me? puny human?”. so. uhh. basically. Thor knew she was threatening him? He KNEW she had a weapon? instead he made a face and started yelling as he tried to walk his way closer????? thor you complete and utter dum dum. you frickin hairball-for-brains. im not even surprised darcy tasered him. with that kind of face, i’d taser him too.

when you wake up in an unknown place to a person smiling at you without a stupid smile, the first step is always to attack first and ask questions later 😌😌😌 (but seriously thor you imbecile why didn’t you ask where you were instead of throwing multiple people around the room and getting your butt needled. you clueless buffoon. you’ll remain a clueless buffoon if you don’t listen to anyone.)

just a quick recap but thor was knocked unconscious by a van and these people kidnapped him aboard and the next scene we see him in he’s checking himself out in  mirror after presumably changing right there in the open?????? these are the things that make thor thor. any other character and i’d question it so much, but this is thor, and i truly believe this is in-character for him. just change in the open because why not? thor is a beefcake and that’s his only redeeming quality and he knows it. 10/10 thor moment. 

I am now convinced that Thor saw Jane and “5k van-hitter to lover slow-burn height-difference himbo-scientist trope” flashed through his mind.

“but no more smashing!” Jane says, and then Thor proceeds to check her out and smile unlike an idiot and like a douche. was this his version of flirting???? i’m not one to decide, but yes, yes it was. He threw a cup to the ground and broke it, and she’s getting mad at him and berating him about it, and he’s liking it. y’all i’m sorry to break it to you like this, but thor has a canon fetish. i am so, so sorry.

im DYING. THAT ISN’T EVEN A KISS, HIS MOUTH IS OPEN. he SMUSHES his mouth around her knuckle???? WHY. I can’t keep noticing things like this. send help. please. Jane’s response makes so much more sense now; she’s laughs for a solid 3 seconds and shakes her head and is like “uhh, thank you? ahaha,” and then she keeps looking back longingly when walking away. they are doing this in PLAIN sight of EVERYONE. Darcy and Erik are standing RIGHT THERE, and Thor is doing weird things to her with his mouth. I’m out. I am done here. goodbye. 

return of the stupid smile AND the douche smile in quick succession through the entire trip. their entire dialogue is peppered with innuendo. “I’ve never done anything like this before. have you ever done anything like this before?” “many times, but you are brave to do it.” “I have nothing else to lose.” “ah but you are clever, far more clever than anyone else on this realm.” “realm? rEaLm?” “you think me strange?” “yes” “good strange or bad strange?” “I haven’t decided yet.” I AM DYING OVER THIS. plus, we get Return Of The Himbo with Jane asking after Einstein Rosen bridges and Thor is like “uh, actually, more like a rainbow bridge 😜🤪” i feel so sorry for jane here, didn’t know how much of a d*mb*ss Thor was when signing up for this van-trip and knuckle-sucking 😭😭😭 i also no longer have questions about how the trip that SHOULD HAVE BEEN A HALF-HOUR ONE turned into one that LASTED TILL THE SUN WENT FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE SKY TO SETTING by the time they arrived. I have no questions. please. I don’t want to know what they were doing in that van. please no. don’t make me think about it.

thor’s plan had 3 steps and they were 1. give jane his jacket 2. walk in and get his hammer 3. fly out. that was literally his plan. he had the first “I have a plan. attack.” moment in the MCU. pure concentrated 0-brain-cells energy right here. how can you not stan this king of d*mb*ssery. look at him, flaunting his big boy muscles. he’s about get his hammer and fly out, like he just told jane with a trademark stupid-smile.

crop-top hair-mop thor is my favourite thor. the way the entire fight scene parallels a hamster in a maze only exemplifies the thor vibes for some inexplicable reason.

“you’re big. fought bigger.” + Thor douche-smile + subtext from earlier + rolling around passionately in the mud = not a happy me. 

I swear i’m not making up this romantic subtext but it’s barely even subtext. the entire scene leading up to Thor’s attempt at lifting the hammer is actually filmed erotically. I’m not kidding. First there’s a shot where Thor pulls aside a hamster-cage-wall blind which mirrors a shower-curtain, and THEN he walks around the hammer while smiling douche-ly at it, we get a few close-ups to his face which are shot from angles slightly lower than himself, giving him an aire of superiority, plus the music adds to this, he reaches out for the hammer’s handle with a mud-covered arm in the rain, in non-slow-motion slow-motion, and he wraps his arm around it, like, he fully twists his arm, unecessarily sexually, around it as he grabs the hammer. This is not okay. On the plus side, it makes the movie much more entertaining,, on the down side,,.

im not going to call Thor dumb for not knowing he’s not worthy. im not going to. because odin literally whispered the enchantment to mjolnir after he’d thrown thor to midgard. it is very funny watching thor grunt in frustration though. he starts yelling because he couldn’t lift the hammer and just lets himself get caught. like, dude, get a life, go buy a new weapon from the store, seriously. he mourns for the hammer on-screen longer than he does for loki. he also looks like he’s in far more pain here. he becomes catatonic and unresponsive after this, but when loki dies he’s already feasting the same afternoon. 10/10 dum dum thor material. never change thor, never change. (that’s code for please change, thor, please,)

thor trying to establish dominance wherever he goes is the funniest thing because at this point he’s being a complete asgardian *ss about it and it’s reaching points of pettiness never seen before. side note: he is possibly flirting with selvig too. maybe. i’m not saying anything happened, but Thor’s openning lines when bringing him home carried over his shoulder are “he’s fine, not injured at all,” followed with an apology to selvig, and an explanation to jane which consisted only of “we drank, we fought, he made his ancestors proud,” and then he puts the man to bed and before he falls asleep erik says “i still don’t believe you’re the g*d of th*nder, but you ought to be,” so... your choice, i guess...

thor’s got his trademark stupid smile and stupidly takes jane’s life’s work notebook and starts doodling in it about trees. the last time his father told him this story about Yggdrasil was when he was 5 and he clearly hasn’t payed attention to any lesson about anything since and it shows so so much. thank you thor. very insightful knowledge you’re passing on hear. ‘i come from a world where [science and magic] are one and the same,’ ok great, now elaborate on that please. oh, right, you can’t because you’re thor, my bad, 20/10 thor behaviour. he couldn’t even doodle nicely. all his lines are wobbly. epic art fail. i wouldn’t trust him near my sketchbook with a 2B pencil.

THIS is thor’s realization face. in case anyone was interested in what ‘dawning truth’ looked like on him. 😰😪 THIS is the face of a thinker, of a man betrayed by his own beloved brother for unprecedented reasons. look at the nuance in his expression. 😩😩😩 so many emotions, I can’t even count them all 😩💯😪

stupid smile and “do not worry my friends, i have a plan,” he says, “i’ll just try and abuse the fact that Loki’s super selfless and kind and has no self worth to my benefit as i have countless times before which is exactly what he’s rightfully angry about this time,” he doesn’t think to himself because that is NOT the smile of someone who is thinking... like, at all. +10000 points to gryffinthor. the d*mb*ssery really jumps out.

“im sorry bro for whatever i did and whatever you’re blaming me for as an excuse to do this, im sorry bro, but you’re disturbing innocents that i don’t really care about but you’re the one making a scene in front of them so why don’t you admit you won’t kill me and are just having a temper tantrum and we move on? hmm?” and then he proceeds to get slam dunked in the face with a metal arm like yEAAAA BOI that’s what you GET for going up against the SENTIENT LAVA-SPEWING metal-man ya absolute dunderhead clod. thunderhead clod? yeah, that. he’s just so dumb, your honour, please, you must understand, the victim pleads guilty on all charges of d*mb*ss and d*mb*ss alone.

I can NOT describe the emotions I feel knowing that Thor is suck-kissing Jane’s knuckles. Like, his mouth is literally jelly-ing it up against her hand. There is suction there and it shows when he is placing and removing his mouth. I promise that’s what is happening. I’m not any happier than you about this. I regret everything. This is why Loki should be what is focused on and not Thor; Thor’s going around trying to frick frack everything in sight even if it’s just Jane’s hand. He’s maintaining eye contact with Jane while he licks her fingers. Why did I decide to rewatch this movie. 

i’m only adding this in as a thor moment because of how desperately and badly they kiss. seriously. 2/10 kiss. im not surprised jane broke up with him. they look like two actual seals fighting over an actual grape. while i’m here i’m going to criticize every fic ever that decided thor is an experienced gentle lover. what were y’all on when watching this movie. thor can and will f*ck literally everything in sight and he won’t even do it well because he is the peakest of peak d*m d*m. look at this man. look at his face. that is the face of an absolute himbo idiot, and it’s the face of an absolute himbo idiot who knows it. he’s been stranded on earth for 2 days, max, and his flirt-count is at 69 people because his name is one letter away from thot. i bet his terrible use of a pen from early means he writes his ‘r’s like ‘t’s and he doesn’t even care. 1000/10 thor moment. doesn’t get much more romance-thor than two individuals smooshing their faces together after some finger sucking. that finger sucking is gonna leave jane simping for years. and that’s true love babey. <3

“I’ll handle my Brother!” Thor says, as if Loki didn’t send a metal-murder-bot that quite virtually killed him less than ten minutes ago asdfhkhsdgsdjf Thor, you horrific himbo you, Loki’s weapon of choice is literally throwing knives he will literally kill you before you enter the room if he’s on his game and wants you dead which he just proved he would do and you’re just gonna???????????? jog on over to him????? Thor??????????? bruH???????????? buddy??????? pal???????? you really wanna go 1v1 the brother you very clearly underestimate and know nothing about????????????????? im loving the confidence, but, no.

Loki: “you literally can’t stop this from here.” Thor, immediately: “i’m going to hit it with the hammer and see if that works” and then it does in fact work later... technically speaking, even if it ends up causing chaos destruction and death and loki falling off the bifrost 😔😔😔 but Big Brain Thor is the Biggest Brained Thor!!! The plan worked!! in a messy-Thor-ish way, but it did!!!

“you can’t kill an entire race!!!!” Thor yells, teeth gritted, as he faces his brother, his coward pacifist brother, who has suddenly decided he wants to join the age-old family tradition of realm-destroying, when this is supposed to be Thor’s dream, Thor’s, not Loki’s. How dare he, Thor thinks to himself, fist clenched around Mjolnir in anger, the pain of the handle pressing against his palm perhaps the only thing preventing him from lashing out at this thought, that’s my planet of monsters to slay, he should go get his own! Loki hits Thor across the face with the back-end of his spear. “Now fight me,” Loki says, but Thor, well, Thor cannot fight, as he remains stunned that of all things Loki would dare steal his life’s ambition, and he is sent sprawling backwards across the observatory, slowly but surely sliding to a stop despite his catatonic, very symbolic silence.

the elegance, the poise, i see your time on earth has made you no less graceful, Thor. the simple magnitude of this sprawl. the spread of the arms. the turn of the feet. this is not a dude, this is a man.

sometimes your brother starts vehemently talking about he’s gonna kill the race of monsters and about how he’s only ever wanted to be your equal and about how he’s not your brother and never was and sometimes you just have to say “this is madness” instead of addressing the issues or asking for any of the  deets 🔥 👊💯😩

Loki is whipping Thor’s butt. Both literally, and metaphorically, Loki is whooping Thor’s d*mb*ss. Earlier he knicked Thor’s face, now he’s just pushing Thor around, he uses the spear as a pole and later kicks Thor’s face by kicking vertically up, and Thor, bless him in all his blond golden muscled glory, doesn’t think anything is up with this, gosh he’s such an absolute utter idiot

sometimes your brother laughs way too much and also cries too much in a fight and there are also too many of him so you just need to blast lightning so you get a shot at all of them 😌😌😌 and then put your magical infinitely-heavy hammer on his chest 😌😌😌 but it’s okay because Thor left holes in Loki’s container 😌😌😌

now THIS is the meat to Thor’s funny bone, just the pure unadulterated humour that is Thor saying that there will never be a “wiser king” or a “better father” than Odin, it cracks me up every single time without fail, just the way he says it with a straight face and— what do you mean he wasn’t joking

look at Thor’s stupid smile as he asks Heimdall to spy on jane every single day while conveniently never asking after Loki ever. This is Thor’s face in mourning after he attended a feast after everyone was celebrating after Loki’s death. Look at his stupid smile. I love him your honour. He’s just,, he’s just so frickin stewpeed, just Thor being Thor, just the purest of d*mbest of *sses. 

[jinkicake]

Let Me Take Care Of You

Bokuto, Kuroo, and Nishinoya with an innocent virgin s/o.

Bokuto Koutarou x Reader

Kuroo Tetsurou x Reader

Nishinoya Yuu x Reader

For anon~ Sorry if there are typos, I hurt my finger and haven’t been able to type as well or as fast as I normally do. I tried reading over it a couple of times but honestly, reading my work can make me nauseous. I haven’t been feeling the best lately, so hopefully this is okay~ 

S M U T T Y

WC- 1,417

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Bokuto Koutarou

Bokuto seems to be very innocent himself, like volleyball is the only thing on his mind so I don’t think he focuses on much else

That being said, he is probably just as much as an innocent virgin as you are LOL

Like of course he gets sexual references and jokes because hello,,,,, porn exists but it would take him a few moments to get it

Bokuto seems like such an airhead so I feel like sexual jokes could go way over his head

He wouldn’t get the joke until ten minutes later so he’ll laugh super loud and be like ‘oooh’ even though it was three conversations ago...

Sometimes you would have to explain the joke to him,,,,

He likes to be very careful and is very thoughtful of his advancements with you just because, even though he is eager to play with you, he wants to do it right. Bokuto wants to please you in the best way possible and doesn’t want to dive into anything blindly

When Bokuto finds out you’re a virgin, he needs to take a step back, he would be soooo gentle with you and always take his time to make sure you feel good

He never wants to make you feel uncomfortable or to push your limits accidentally, he always asks to make sure it is okay with you first </3

Bokuto is just very loving and gentle, virgo thingz, so he will always be soft with you even if he is thinking about fucking you into next year

“I want to do something for you.” Bokuto tells you and you glance at him from the other side of the couch.

“You want to do something for me?” You ask and he nods, reaching his arms out to you so that you’ll crawl into his lap. You do, except when his hands grab your biceps to situate you, he puts you on his thigh instead of on his lap. “Koutarou?” 

Bokuto slots his lips over yours and moves his hands down to your hips, his thumbs rub circles over your clothed body and soothe any nerves that are crawling to the surface.

“Let me make you feel good.” He whispers against your lips and you find yourself chasing his lips the moment he pulls away. It becomes very hot, fast. His lips crash into yours and he takes your bottom lip into his mouth, he slowly runs his tongue along the inside of your teeth and sucks on the flesh gently. You squeeze your thighs together around him and rut your hips into his thigh. The friction on your clit is so satisfying and Bokuto finally starts to do what he had originally planned. The hands on your hip move you along his thigh slowly, working a burning pleasure to build up inside of you. “How does it feel?”

“It feels so good,” You moan softly and brush your mouth against his, Bokuto gladly captures your lips once more and swallows every noise you have to make.

Kuroo Tetsurou

Before I begin I would like to acknowledge that Kuroo is horny all the time, next. I feel like I always have to say this as someone who is also horny all the time. hehe

I know I continue to write Kuroo as some freaky sex god even though we all know deep down he is a huge dork,,,, but truthfully he’s both! I know this Scorpio and he’s a nasty bitch~~

Therefore, he would tease you all. the. time.

Kuroo would purposely make sexual jokes just to see you blush and get all flustered

He’s one of those people who thinks it’s hot you're a virgin *clown emoji* like…

I just see him getting off on you being only his, like he gets to be all your firsts

And you’re probably his firsts too like,, come awn this dork is a virgin as well!

Maybe not his first kiss,,,, somehow that’s Kenma LMAO #bestfriendthings

If you ever decide to play him at his own game with dirty pick-up lines, Kuroo would LOVE it and he’d be so flirty with you, he’d just be so entertained. Imagine his eyes darkening and he has that smug smirk on his face, he’d think it's so cute that you’re trying to make him flustered,,,

It works, flirting with Kuroo works ever time and he does in fact become very flustered.

Your eyebrows furrow at the way your boyfriend stares at you, he’s been watching you closely for the past couple of minutes and you almost want to turn away. The popsicle in your hand is melting rather quickly and you try to work around it as you fast you can, licking up the sides of the frozen dessert to make sure none of the sticky liquid coats your fingers. Kuroo watches you with dark eyes and you want to glare at him because you already know what he is thinking about. You continue to ignore him and try to focus on your tasty treat, but when some of the liquid creeps onto your hand Kuroo is quick to grab your wrist.

“Kuroo.” You scold and move the popsicle to your other hand so you can bring it up to your mouth, Kuroo mimics your actions and brings your sticky fingers to his own mouth. His tongue peeks out past his lips and he licks from the bottom of your fingers all the way to the top. Not once does your boyfriend break eye contact with you as he takes your entire digit into his mouth, sucking on it deeply to clean it off. The dessert in your hand ends up on the floor as you continue to watch him and steam practically gushes out your ears when he moans around your fingers. When he finally removes your fingers from his lips he sends you a cheeky wink, his face already falling gracing his natural smirk.

“Ah, delicious babe. You got anything else?”

Nishinoya Yuu

Nishinoya would soooo milk your innocence, omg not in that way…

We aren’t there yet ;-)

Whenever someone says a dirty phrase or joke he would cover your ears and hold you close to his chest, shouting at them not to deflower his little petal

“Don’t say such gross things in front of a girl!” He’d defend and then turn to you with a big grin on his face “Don’t worry (Y/N), I’ll protect you”

Nishinoya acts this way in front of you for the brownie points, just to be a ‘mature and cool’ guy. But we all know him and Tanaka go stupid during every practice

He’s either super fluffy with you or very dirty, there is no in-between

When he gets that look in his dark eyes, you know something is going on in his head. Just know that Nishinoya loves to spoil you.

And Nishinoya has no problem spoiling you

He most definitely calls you ‘princess’, next, hehehe

Baby boy can go from 0 to 100 real quick and I love that about him

“Tsukishima!” Your boyfriend yells as he tackles the first year who is just about a foot taller than him, Nishinoya goes on to scold him and say that he shouldn’t say whatever inappropriate thing he had. Especially since you’re in the gym!

“Noya senpai, you said even worse at practice yesterday-“ The blonde snickers, and Nishinoya pulls at his hair, gritting his teeth. You continue to talk with Kiyoko as you wait for your boyfriend to finish his rounds until the two of you can finally leave. Except, when you and Nishinoya eventually leave you’re not walking home just yet. Nishinoya takes you back to his empty classroom claiming that he ‘left his notebook’, but the second you close the door he is on top of you. His hands rest on either side of your head as he pins you against the classroom wall.

“Princess,” He starts and you suck in a breath as you stare at him, anxiously waiting for whatever he does next. “sorry I had to sneak you away, I just wanted to have you all to myself.” Nishinoya confesses and your heart beats louder in your chest. “You can understand right?”

You immediately nod to answer his question and continue to stare into his eyes, you notice a change. It’s almost like a glint flashes before his eyes darken and he tilts his head to stare down at you. “You’re all mine, always.”

It’s not as if he is asking you, more like confirming his own statement and you press yourself further into the wall when he leans his face closer to you.

“Let me remind you.”

[cheyningdiamond]

⚡Mag agent geode lookz zad az fuck I would like to requezt a fic where good thingz happen to her i love her and i think zhe dezervez it⚡

@paranormalmidnightparadox ;)

The MAG Agent wandered around the halls of the facility. She whimpered loudly and she shuffled and limped, wailing. She had been alone for so many years... Being stuck here after that mercenary cleared out the people who did this to her. As much as she desperately wanted them dead, being lonely was awful... It had just been another repeating day... Roaming the halls in search for something to eat. Whether it be a wanderer, a rat, something... Her stomach growled and grumbled. It hurt so badly... As she passed a room, she stopped when she heard a noise. It sounded like a vial dropping. She turned and looked at the door. Inside was Lilah... Her and NemNem wandered in the facility despite Hank and Tricky warning them not to go there. They had split up, which was probably the worst mistake they made. Lilah covered her mouth as she hid under one of the desks. Her heart raced violently as the MAG Agent jiggled the doorknob... ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// NemNem, on the other side of the facility, was looking through the only working computer in the computer room. She was searching through the files and reports and upon scanning through she saw what looked like files for the MAG-nification experiments. first one she clicked on was 'SUBJECT.Torture' 'Name: Richard Callisto Age: 32 Gender: Male 'Subject's final MAG-nification was a success. The mutation greatened his size and was shown to cause him to be more aggressive. Unfortunately, he has become aggressive towards us as well. Our last guy was torn to shreds trying to feed him and is prone to bursting out into fits of rage and breaking the walls that contain him. We have had to move his holding chambers multiple times due to him breaking everything...' 'The shock therapy calms him down but only for a little bit. Once he recovers, he just goes back into his rage fits. Using heavy tranquilizers and 300,000 volts of electricity, we can safely knock him out before he causes any damage. That is, if we can get to them in time. For a larger soldier, he is quite fast. Subject is still in the works but if tamed enough, he will make a fine addition to our army.' Emily read this and felt a wave of uneasiness hit her as she read through the old typed paragraphs. "What kind of sick fucks would do this...?" She asked herself, clicking off and clicking onto the next one. This one was labeled 'SUBJECT.Geode' 'Name: Maria Collins' At that point, Emily stopped reading. Collins... That last name was familiar... Lilah... She read on. 'Age: 39 Gender: Female 'It took a bit, but the subject's final MAG-nification has been completed. After we had captured her, we had thought she would never work out. We had to constantly force feed her to keep her alive, put her through a series of tests as the geodes in her body grew through every inflicting injury she had received. Every time she wouldn't comply, we had to put the shock collar on her like we did with Torture and zap her to get her to cooperate.' 'And fucking Hell, the most hardest thing to get her to do was to get her to tell us about her origins. After some... persuasive techniques, we've found out that she has a husband and a daughter. Still haven't gotten their names but it doesn't exactly matter. Not like she can go back to them after we're done with her.' Emily felt dread and anger filling her mind. This Maria person couldn't be who she thought she was, right? There was no fucking way! Emily heard the door creaking open behind her and she swiftly turned around, feeling her heart stop a second. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// The light jiggling turned violent and eventually the door was ripped right off the hinges... Lilah whimpered and shook violently. Tears streamed down her cheeks. She saw the twig-figured monster shamble in, making a quiet groaning noise that sounded like a woman in pain mixed with a faint rattling sound similar to pebbles shaking in a metal can. Tears rolled down the

creature's cheeks uncontrollably as she looked around the old damaged laboratory. She walked into the center of the room, right near the desks and let out another groan, followed by a soft cry. Lilah tried desperately to crawl away while Geode searched the other side of the desk. Lilah had the idea of crawling to the desk most near to the doorway and getting the hell out of there. Lilah moved to the next desk and went to crawl more, but she heard the footsteps of the MAG woman and immediately stopped moving. She held her breath and tensed up as she heard the groaning get louder and louder. Lilah moved just a liiiiiittle bit to try and move slightly away from her, only to have her wallet fall out of her pocket with a slight noise. That's fine, maybe she didn't- The monster shrieked and flipped the entire desk over, causing Lilah to scream and crawl away. The MAG grabbed her by the legs and dragged her back, holding her upside down. She was now face-to-face with the horrific jaw-less beast. Lilah was crying and shaking violently, mumbling begs and pleas for her life. The monster hissed and looked at the wallet on the ground. That's when the monster froze up. That wallet... \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ "Mom! Mom!" The little girl ran to the older woman, hugging her leg tightly. The woman sighed and lifted her up, hugging her. "Sweetie, I have to do this... I won't be gone for more than a year, I promise..." the child sniffled as she held onto her mother. Maria rubbed the back of her head and looked at her husband. "Please be back soon, ok love?" "I promise..." She looked down at Maria. "You still have that wallet I gave you, yeah?" The girl sadly nodded. "Keep that picture in it safe, ok? Just so you don't forget about little ol' me." She joked, kissing her daughter's forehead. She nodded slowly. "I love you, Mama..." "I love you too, pumpkin..." Maria handed her over to her father and walked off. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ The monster walked over to it and reached her hand over, using her large claws to open it up with small trouble. She pulled out a photo and looked at it, then at her. That's when the tears that stroked down her cheeks came pouring out more than usual... Finally, the beast let out gentle cry, but instead of a loud groan or a shriek... It sounded like she formed out a word. A name... "L.........Liiihhh.......llaaaaahhh.....?"

[dollfaced-erin]

I wonder what everyone else(Yanqing, Bailu, the astral express crew) thinks of Y/N

A/n ! :

AHH ! i'm super excited to get requests like these ! they really freshen things up in the current game timeline. This is so wholesome ! Alright, lets do it ! I tried my best to make them sound like how the would respond in the game, so i hope it's not too OOC !

Taglist ! : -

@rebeccawinters , @nayukiyukihira , @pix-stuff , @fluffy-koalala , @swivy123 , @starxao , @kaoyamamegami , @kimura-uzuri , @rsvye , @seikouryuu , @just-here-reading , @matsulovesyou, @sincerely-aaronette , @prettyliliy , @chibiduck , @hermosacolibri , @la-diablas-thingz , @farelady-fate

Yanqing :

𝘈𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 (𝘠/𝘯) : "(Y/n) ? Have you seen her around recently ? No ? Oh. I was hoping for her to teach me some more of her skills. For someone the General told me to spar with, I had my doubts at first. But she really has something to show for. Color me impressed !"

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 : "The General had taken me under his wing for as long as I can remember. But from time to time he would disappear somewhere while he left me some things to do. One day I decided to follow him, and then…that was the first time I've seen the General so gentle with someone. Even for a sleeping lady."

Bailu :

𝘈𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 (𝘠/𝘯) : "Lady (Y/n) looks just like Lady Dan Jia. The same face, same abilities, same power. If she's a healer like me, do you think I'll grow up to be as tall as Lady (Y/n) one day ? Awh…what should I do ?"

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 : "When Master Dan Feng chose me to be the next High Elder, the Preceptors thought that he had a more…personal reason. Well, Lady Dan Jia was a healer right before I was the High Elder. Perhaps he just wanted to see a vision what Dan Jia would be like without him ?"

Welt :

𝘈𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 (𝘠/𝘯) : "Lady (Y/n) is…another interesting individual. She is calm and quiet, and reminds me of someone I know. Ah, that's right. She reminds me of Dan Heng."

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 : "I've seen people with different intentions, one after another, come and go. I've become quite used to reading expressions and body language. Though she says she has lost her memory, (Y/n)'s eyes look like they've seen more than enough."

March :

𝘈𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 (𝘠/𝘯) : "(Y/n)...she gives me Himeko vibes. She's pretty, strong, mature and knowledgeable. But she's a little more cold less talkative. But overall she reminds me of Dan Heng, but warmer. Does...that even make sense...?

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 : "You know...when me and Stelle went to go talk to Dan Heng about the change of destination to Xianzhou Luofu, Dan Heng hesitated for a moment. I wasn't sure what it was about, but...it felt like there was something he wanted to do, but he refused to get off the train. I wonder why."

Dan Heng :

𝘈𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 (𝘠/𝘯) : "Lady...(Y/n)...is someone who my sins heavily tilt to. I wish to see her and seek forgiveness, but I was told that she never awoke after the destruction.

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 : "Memories of my past are plagued with pain and hatred. But the only thing I could remember from the time in that dark place, was a soft humming of a sweet tune. It...helped me sleep."

Kafka :

𝘈𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 (𝘠/𝘯) : "(Y/n) ? Yeah, I've heard of her. Her name was Dan Jia. Bladie's barely ever mentioned her name, but...it's more frequent than others. If you listen closely, you might even hear him say her name in his sleep.

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 : "Blade and...Dan Jia. Or well, (Y/n). They were a tragic romance tale. Like Romeo and Juliet, but with a...twisted end. Right person, not enough time troupe."

Blade:

𝘈𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 (𝘠/𝘯) : "(Y/n)...an outworld name suitable for a woman with eyes that yearn for the world beyond the stars. She rises not the Mara contaminating my soul."

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 : "Whenever I am persecuted by the Mara's hold in my sleep, it quickly washes away with the feeling of ice and warm arms holding me with a sound of calm singing overriding the Mara's corrupt taunts.

Introduction (loading screen)

(Y/n) - Dan Jia

Lives in the shadows of her former self, Dan Jia, though is rebirthed as a new person. The majestic horns perched like a crown remind her that she can never run from the past and might one day hoist her true responsibilities on her shoulders once she regains all forgotten knowledge.

Character details (Data Bank)

A woman who her past self was depicted in stories of old as a legendary beauty and her skill in the medical fields and dancing arts. Though being 'reborn', she can never run from the past that looms over her.

She has taken the name (Y/n) as tribute to the only thing her blurred memory could preserve. For the name Jia...means home and family. Something she had lost long...long ago.

Along with her memories.

End note :

I might actually write a character profile for (Y/n) one day... I might even add new characters next time, like Dan Heng IL, Yukong, Fu Xuan, Jingliu, or even the timelines when the High Cloud Quintet were still up and running.

[onigiri-dorkk]

Another personal post; processing how friendships change, letting go, also business owner thingz

As I press into another year of my freelance business, I'm faced with another season of figuring out which of my friends/loved ones actually really show up to support me.

It's been a tricky few years, because a close friend of mine also has a photography business and isn't as successful (I don't say this in a patronizing way! She is just newer to it), so all of our mutual friends show up for her and hire her for everything. They like and share and engage with all of her posts; I'll post things, and hardly any of our mutuals will do the same with my content. Of course there's that part of me that is really happy that she can be supported by our friends, but the other part of me wishes they would show up for me the same way.

I think I used to excuse them because I thought it was perhaps a "Char doesn't need our support/help, she's doing fine and this friend needs the help, and we can't afford two photographers" kind of thing -- which I understand, because I myself would also gravitate to helping smaller businesses that are starting off and can benefit more from my business -- but time and time again over almost 3 years now it has been proven that they're not as willing or as happy to show support to myself and my business even in non-financial ways, as they do with her in all the ways.

And then it becomes this comparison thing -- I'm thankful to have a successful business amongst the world and strangers around me, but in my darkest moments, I wonder why my own friends don't seem to want to support me. I wonder why strangers seem more excited to support me than these friends of mine, and it can hurt when I think of it too much.

It's just been a weird few years. It's been the biggest thing that has revealed to me where certain friendships stand, and it's also been the hardest thing to accept.

Anyway, I don't say this to be depressing or anything -- it's just I think a harder thought to process the older you get. As I get older, the amount of surface friendships lessens, but the ones who last are the real ones; friendships with depth, with trust, with reliability, with mutual love and support. I do still have those type of friendships, and I think I'm just being reminded to choose to invest in those special few friendships and try to let go of my grasp on the majority that don't give back the support I give them.

If you've read this far, thank you and I hope you have circles of friends who truly have your back. I know this is a small lil internet community and it doesn't seem important on the surface, but anywhere that helps create a sense of community and belonging is actually really powerful enough to have people like me share their darkest thoughts in the middle of the day.

[aajjks]

Hey I have a scenario for a kinda sadistic jk.. TRIGGER WARNING: GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION Let’s say they were best friends and NOTHING could separate them or at least that’s what they thought. Y/N gets kidnapped and everyone thought they died because they held a funeral. There was a body that was found and the police believed that it was Y/N so they called their mother and of course everyone looses their marbles. Jungkook at first believed that Y/N was still alive but as years passed he became this person whom he was afraid of. Y/N doesn’t remember what happened they forgot their past of who they were and who their family and friends were. It was stripped of them and they are in a famous k-pop group. (Someone come up with names because I cannot for the life of me think of group names.) Y/N is very multi-talented because of their hard work. Backstory of Y/N and where they went and how they had to endure so much. When Y/N was taken, they were in an after school activity. Y/N was a very shy and awkward person, but as soon as they got taken. Y/N had to change sooo much and it’s sad because this “kidnapper” was much more than that he was apart of the entertainment industry and this person was well known. Every time Y/N made a mistake he would beat them and say things like “your family will hate you.” Or “Your friends will despise who you really are.” And “It will be all your fault.” Now how Jungkook becomes Sadistic towards everyone. He loses sight of Y/N because he believes they are soulmates and without them he wouldn’t want them to think he moved on so he went looking for Y/N. As years passed he finally snaps and kills Y/N’s father and brothers which is Namjoon and Taehyung and Jin. Once he realizes what he’s done he is laughing yet crying at the same time because he really didn’t want to do that. He is actually baby bunny kookie on the inside but he is mysterious JK. He felt weird once he done it he felt….. bittersweet. One day he found this idol group and he became obsessed with the leader by the name of Lee Ara that goes by “Melody” (the stage name) but gotten angry because “Y/N is the only one for me.” So he sets out on trying to kidnap the leader but he knew it would be hard. So he became the bodyguard, once he did get them, he put “Melody” in the basement and played with them. Melody doesn’t know why they are in here so they play it cool until they start seeing his face. Something flashes in their mind like a flashback of a man saying “Your friends will despise you… it will be your fault.”  They don’t get any freedom because Jungkook uses all of his energy on them and other people. There are times where they don’t get any food but it would be rare to catch him in a good mood. (Yes he has killed all of their family thinking that Y/N will be happy because he thinks Y/N is dead when he was the one hurting them). Once they realize who he is the damage has been done. They look at him and finally say his name. Y/N is utterly broken thinking “I deserve this, it’s my fault.” I almost forgot to tell you that Y/N has always been the same as before but everyone refuses to see it except their band mates, company and their fans. Before Y/N was kidnapped by Jungkook they actually confessed to everything as to what has happened to them, they said the name of their tormentor. 

(I keep saying they a lot because of gender neutral because I would like to see a gender neutral Y/N, I don’t have any names for a gender neutral Y/N or stage names this is just a scenario I just want to see if this would be an idea you would like to try out if not I thank you for reading this. I don’t know if this is too much or too little. I have more scenarios in my head or ideas. I can see Yoongi being protective over Y/N in this because that’s one of Jungkook’s friends that he hasn’t thought of killing so he asks his vying to take care of “his toy” I’m terrified to even send this to you)

wow... anon ur mind... big 🧠thingz only 😔✋🏻

[urbtnews]

Proprietor - Voice in African American Business

Proprietor - Voice in African American Business . Valerie Scott is a rising voice in the African American business community.  As a new business owner, author, and entrepreneur, she has quickly become an inspiration for many in the black community. DOWNLOAD THE URBT NEWS APP In 2020 Valerie made a customized tumbler and displayed it on Facebook.  That’s when everything took off.  Orders started coming out of the woodwork.  I guess you can say she stumbled back into business.  She got the necessary documents and Thingz 4 U was born.  She designs and creates mugs, tumblers, key chains, t-shirts, wine glasses, cups and more.  You can find her on Instagram at: https://instagram.comthingz4ubyV or her website:  https://Thingz4ubyV.com Valerie Scott began her business journey while still in high school. She and started sewing for others making prom dresses, tailoring suits for men, and women.  Also, designing and sewing bridesmaid’s dresses, wedding gowns and more.   She eventually added wedding coordination and decorating venues to her resume.  While still in High School she worked for small woman owned company called Flags by Lynn where she designed custom Flags and Banners for business and yachts for all over the world, such as The Hotel Del Coronado, all Military Ships, USS Shiloh, USS Henry B Wilson, America’s Cup Stars & Stripes, she even designed a flag for Buzz Aldrin who walked on the moon, and many more. Valerie Scott is a rising voice is becoming an example in the African American business community.  In 1998 one day while working she thought to herself and asked (why don’t I buy this business; I was doing all the heavy sewing anyway.  Then doubt started to creep in so she did nothing and decided to pray for direction.  The answer was always there, she was just a little afraid to step out.  So, in October of 1999 she took a leap of faith and after much thought and prayer purchased Flags by Lynn.  She moved the business home and set up shop.  The phones never stopped ringing, and being a one-person business is not always easy, but she was able to keep the pace, and she never missed a deadline.   In 2015 after 35 years of sewing and designing she decided to retire and hang up her needle and thread.  Yes, she retired her 1950 Pfaff Sewing machine. Valerie has become a successful business owner, author, and entrepreneur.  She is the co-author of the bestselling anthology.  Life After Divorce the Journey to Being Healed and Whole, which you can find on Amazon at: https://amzn.to/42pTAxZ She’s currently working on her debut book which she hopes to release by the end of the year. In addition to writing, Valerie Scott has also become an advocate for the African American business community.  A VIP member of the International Association of Women Authors, she is inspiring many African American entrepreneurs and business owners to take the leap into business ownership. Valerie Scott is quickly becoming a role model and inspiration for many in the African American business community.  She is a shining example of the power of entrepreneurship and the potential for success that exists within the black community.  With her inspiring story, she is showing others that anything is possible if you put your mind to it! Valerie Scott is a rising voice in the African American business community.  Read the full article

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TheWork.Com

Is part of my journey of your suffering from depression, anxiety or just having a a hard time or know someone it’s free and I am going to post information on it’s main page to help see what made me start the work by Byron Katie.

“I discovered that when I believed my thoughts, I suffered, but that when I didn't believe them, I didn't suffer, and that this is true for every human being. Freedom is as simple as that. I found that suffering is optional. I found a joy within me that has never disappeared, not for a single moment. That joy is in everyone, always.”

—Byron Katie

[furyfought]

abernathy is a small town, surely you’ve met AGATHA KLEIN ; they can be a little IRREVERENT & OPPORTUNISTIC but have no fear , the TWENTY SEVEN year old definitely makes up for it by being IMPISH & SENSITIVE . most of the time anyway .  they’re usually seen around KLEIN & ASSOCIATES, LLC , as a CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY . you know, i hear they’re affiliated with the local mc, iron kings as an ATTORNEY . they’ve got this vibe of A HEART GROWN RAVENOUS, A CYANIDE CENTER ENCAPSULATED BY SACCHARINE FRUIT, AND A SOUL IN THE FORM OF A SCRIBBLE WITH FANGS going on , makes them easily recognizable.

loosely inspired by jennifer check (jennifer's body), wendy byrde (ozark), ginger fitzgerald (ginger snaps), elizabeth sloane (miss sloane), john silver (black sails), & BBHMM.

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hey, friends. i’m devin (or dev) & very tickled to be here. agatha’s a combination of two of my favorite muses, and i can only hope that you’ll love her as much as i do. 🤎

"𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄, 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒. 𝐍𝐎. 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓."

agatha’s story isn’t one that she likes to tell anymore. she feels it’s useless: to be defined by the actions of others, to attempt to battle the preconceived notions that run rampant regardless of what one says or does. she doesn’t want to beg for understanding anymore, or to claw her way from beneath the filth she’s made of her life. all that most know is all that she can bear to have known. the rest? it’s confetti; a meager concession in a game of chess. if you know her, is that a fact or a weapon to be used against her?

when it comes to the stories that can be told, however.. perhaps the most important is background. agatha’s an abernathy native: raised in grandiose park, flew the coop for college, only to settle back down in bordeaux apartments. klein & associates, llc. has been in her family for generations, each forefather serving increasingly questionable clients. agatha’s life, like that of many kleins before her, was already planned before she’d ever even been a thought in her parents’ minds. under her mother’s rule, there wasn’t any room for straying from that path. agatha would be smart; she would be clean; and she would be, without fail, someone. in other words, she would be her perfect replica. imagine the disappointment when agatha was anything but. 

agatha’s childhood can be summed up by three things: a door slammed shut in her face, an ear-piercing howl, and the chronic longing to go home — wherever that was. it’s another thing she doesn’t talk about, another thing she tries not to think about. those three things have followed her into adulthood, but they’ve taken different forms now. no longer is agatha a child screaming her throat raw — no; now, she cries out in other more productive ways. if you were to ask her, she’d tell you that she’s a woman grown; the past is behind her, buried in the sand where it belongs. the truth is trickier, less absolute. agatha is a child in the form of a woman; forever in the midst of a metamorphosis, unsure if for better or worse. she lacks foresight & lives largely in the now. she can’t imagine a future for herself and her choices in life reflect that.

agatha succeeds because she’s pretty, powerful, and convincing. wherever she falls short, her father is sure to more than make up for it. it’s amazing what people will do for the right price, and when they want to keep certain secrets from ever seeing the light. nepotism & immense privilege have done wonders for her, but she does.. actually work hard, too. she has an incredible memory & is really good at digging for more information & making her case. if she tells you that she’s going to do something, then she’s going to do it right no matter what. she’s dogged in that way, blinded to the outside world by her stubbornness. she works long hours & values her career above all else. she thinks it’s the only sure thing she has & views it as the one stable, secure thing in her life.

agatha is lonely to the point of defect. she lacks a sense of security in her life, which is why she’s so career-focused. she genuinely thinks that the only person ever looking out for her is her dad. she becomes very predictable once you realize that she will always pick the winning team; that she will forever follow the money; and that she is always going to make the decision that most benefits her. that isn’t to say that she doesn’t have any friends omg, but.. she doesn’t really trust easily. if she trusts you and considers you near and dear to her heart, then she’ll choose you. but until she has that reassurance? you’re on your own, bro. 

but like.. you literally would not know that unless you got burned by her. agatha is really good at listening and really good at playing parts for people. the thing with having no story is that she’s free to create her own. if you need a hero, she can be that. if you need a villain, she can definitely be that. she’s eerily good at getting chummy enough to make people think she’s close, only for them to realize.. they don’t actually know anything real about her? fun stuff. 

i think.. her entire life is a vie for power while also wanting to let go of that desire while also being afraid of what might happen if she were to let go of that desire. she’s not tht bad. she can play decent, be a guy’s guy. and she does come off tht way. it’s jus.. underneath there’s tht like .. tht rot tht she can’t scrub away. n it rears its ugly little head smtimes. but. :^) she can be cool n shoot the shit u kno.. heheh.

anyway.. lighter stuff<3 puts the gaslight and gatekeep in girlboss. talks just like her daddy, except for when she’s in the courtroom. egocentric without ever meaning to be. (spoiler: it’s a smoke screen.) she can, must, and will find a way to twist your words into something she can make sense of. believes in mixed drink supremacy. will absolutely smoke all of your weed + play dumb about hogging the blunt. plays dumb a lot actually, until it’s time to be smart. she’s touchy-feely, but freezes up whenever someone touches her. stares — a lot. can’t ever be the person to pick you up after a rough night out, because she’s likely there with you egging you on to do one more shot. every event is a tits out event / she has to be the most overdressed person in the convenience store at all times. can, must, and will be your unsolicited sugar momma. YOU SPIL-DBFDHFDJHBF LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG? energy. thinks everything is a competition because it is. if she loved you once then she loves you forever. thinks going 20 over the speed limit isn’t speeding, actually. a bit of an emotional anarchist. can’t actually take what she’ll dish out. teases u if she likes u. teases u if she doesn’t like u. doesn’t care abt the feud as long as she’s gettin’ tht shmoney. big fan of an emotional sucker punch. 

"𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐌𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋."  + below are some ideas open to any & all muses no matter the age, gender, affiliation, etc !

i’ve left how she got involved with the mc totally absent from this intro bc i was hoping to plot it out! i’d love it if someone wanted to be her “in”. could be they were a childhood friend in need of help, a client she got close to, jus smth tht happened by chance.. whtever we come up with works! <3

if anyone needs an evil ex gf .. She’s Here. she will lie, cheat, scam, trash yr car, empty yr bank account.. whtvr you need, baybee<3

conversely.. not-so-evil ex gf? agatha can be nice & caring without there being a catch sometimes. maybe they still talk. maybe they’re friends. u tell me.

fwb / ex fwb? she do be sending them ‘u up?’ texts. 

someone tht agatha only got close to bc she wanted them to testify/be a character witness in court oopz<3

omg actual friends pls.. ppl tht Know her. tht See her. ppl tht she cares abt n would actually do anything for. friends!!!!!!!!!!!!

agatha has “get off my lawn” energy so i think it would be very funnie if someone needed a place to crash n she let them stay at hers thinking it was temporary n then they jus.. did not leave. n she’s like 🤨 hello?

an almost smth? anything weird n awkward n unspoken tht maybe fizzled out or maybe still lingers under the surface?

agatha doesn’t have a budding drinking problem but if she does no she doesn’t but if she does then<3 drinking buddy? someone that she’s gotten into questionable shenanigans with? poor bartender tht has to deal w her trying to “help” them as she waits for her uber to come? the possibilities are endless.

agatha’s all bark n very little bite but i still think it’d be funnie if she had a hateship. jus putting tht out there<3

if yr muse wnts an ego boost via unrequited crush.. lmk. i’m willing to hulk smash all of agatha’s dignity jus for u.

omggg a dealer? >.> who said tht omg #hacked.. 

on n off again thingz? lorde wrote tht "i am my mother's child i'll love you til my breathing stops / i'll love you till you call the cops on me" line abt her</3

budding friendships!!!!!!! ppl tht she goes to pilates or yoga with; people she gets brunch with; ppl she keeps running into n its like heeey u :); little platonic crushes jus . all of the cute platonic thingz tht make her go wtf is this 🤨. 

i mean.. if anyone wants a sugar momma.. I MEANNN..

college friends!! law school friends!! ppl she met over the summer while interning somewhere!! i left tht purposely vague, hint-hint.

tinder dates gone wrong. ghosted tinder dates. tinder thingz.

agatha’s been attending galas / banquets / office partiez for ages now so if anyone wants to be her plus one or her lil fake date... :^) could be cute. cld be angsty. world is our oyster. 

speaking of which.. coworkers n maybe even a lil personal assistant would be so sexie.