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[crownmemes]

Threatening Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences from various sources for threats to and from a muse. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"If I were you, I'd keep me alive."

"Someday soon, somebody's going to step on your scrawny little neck!"

"I don't need to kill anyone to bury them."

"You are about to make a huge mistake."

"Look, I'm not going to bullshit you, okay? I don't really give a fuck what you know or don't know, but I'm going torture you anyway."

"How close to death do you want to get?"

"Do you really think this is going to end well for anyone?"

"You're not scared?"

"I'll warn you now; if this is a trick, I will kill you."

"Is that a threat? Are you threatening me?"

"If you hurt her, I will kill you!"

"I am a tolerant man, but my patience has its limits."

"Not many men last long in these parts. How long do you expect to last?"

"If you shoot me, you won't see a cent of that money."

"Trouble? You don't know what trouble is."

"Here's how this works: I ask the questions, and you answer the questions that I ask."

"I am done being afraid. It's your turn now."

"I'm going to give you a moment to reconsider that answer, because if you're for some reason mistaken, I will find out, and that will not be good for you."

"Keep talking. You're about five seconds away from the most humiliating moment of your life."

"I believe I've tolerated your presence long enough."

"I will saw your head open and eat your brains if you fuck me over."

"You can have answers, or you can live. Your choice."

"Sooner or later, you'll talk. It's just a matter of time."

"Do exactly what I say. Exactly. Don't move unless I say. Don't make a sound unless I say. Do you understand?"

"Where I come from, it's rude to point a gun at a man."

"The thing is, I know who you are. More accurately, I know who you aren't."

"Remember, this never happened. I was never here."

"You think I'm playing with you? I will break your fucking neck!"

"That's a very nice suit. It would be a shame to ruin it."

"If you ever break into my apartment again, I'll stab you in the eye."

"Please don't scream. It's tedious, and no one can hear you."

"Every instinct I have says to grind you into a pulp."

"Do not play games with me."

"I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four."

"It's a bad idea to get into a power play with somebody who holds the power."

"If you shut up, maybe I won't put a bullet in you!"

[luminixx]

“Your mom” gone wrong. Not the right person.

this is lowkey so unserious don't kill me. it's a reference to all that stuff about his mother that I am seeing.

[smash-chu]

make a cohost account, make a blue skies account, make a pillow fort account, make a artfol account, share your discord, make a back-up account, make another account, make another account, make another account-

[greentea-and-cookies]

Since Velvette is a doll I like to think she can do that whenever she wants, and the other Vee's find it horribly creepy

Translation to Val's in spanish prayer (IN THE NAME OF THE SON THE FATHER AND YOUR WHORE MOTHEEEEEEEEER!!!!)

[zmpl]

onision is apparently pretending he’s dead. he has (RIP)🎗️ as his name on twitter and wrote a godawful obituary about how he like succumbed to the “lies” spread about him

[kalico-of-doom]

Not even Alastor can get away with leaving blood stains on the rug for the third time that week.

Headcanon: Niffty and Rosie are the only ones who can get on Alastor’s case and he’ll actually listen

[re-reclass]

Creating a more unhinged clone of Kristen has been such a boon because she gives Beardsley a way to fulfill their impulses for absurd bits without compromising the real Kristen's arc of realizing chaos isn't cute.

[assiraphales]

manga(&anime)!sanji spent half the panels arguing / being annoyed w luffy and was finally like "ur an idiot. a crazy bastard. gritty af tho. nami will b there? yk i guess i'll join ur dumb crew. see the world n shit" while opla!sanji openly thinks of luffy as his little meow meow

[fernsnailz]

team dark in: the mac and cheese incident

[theallegedbird]

CONTAIN THIS MAN.

[crownmemes]

Threatening Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences from various sources for threats to and from a muse. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I know you went to the police about me. Did you think I wouldn't find out?"

"You may think you know all my secrets, but I also know all yours."

"When I shoot, I shoot to kill."

"The only way for you to influence this situation is to tell me what I want to know right now and deny me the pleasure of extracting it from you."

"Your efforts are futile."

"If you were going to do anything, you would have done it already - but you haven't, have you?"

"You won't leave here alive."

"Remember - I'm watching you."

"Are you threatening me?"

"Were you under the impression that you were dealing with a nice man?"

"Stay out of it. It's nothing to do with you."

"There are ways to hurt you that do not involve hurting you."

"If you want me to keep quiet, I want something in return."

"If you refuse to tell me what you know, it shall be a very serious matter indeed."

"I give you one chance to surrender."

"I always thought you were smart, but a smart man would let sleeping dogs lie."

"You think this is over? Tell yourself another lie."

"Copies of these photographs will receive generous distribution within 48 hours from now unless something is done to prevent it."

"Are you here to kill me? Because I have to admit, I find the possibility very exciting."

"If you try anything, I will break your wrist."

"I am not a nice man. It is important that you understand that."

"I've never really been good at taking no for an answer."

"One more word out of you, just one, and I will decorate that wall with the insides of your head."

"You have killed many, but I have killed more."

"Nothing you can do will end this."

"I've never had anyone killed before, but I don't think I'm above it."

"I hope I won't have to threaten you as well."

"You can lock me up, you can even kill me, but you can never stop me."

"Drink in your victory. It won't last long."

"Do that again and I'll remove your organs in alphabetical order."

"If you won't give me a straight answer, perhaps you'll tell someone more... 'persuasive'. "

"The time remaining when you can still refuse me is dwindling."

"I'm going to hunt them down and kill them."

"Everyone knows that threats from me are not idle threats."

"You keep quiet and I'll keep quiet. We don't have to cause each other any trouble, do we?"

[mothmore]

something i am utterly obsessed with is the physical copy of dracula that i recently purchased that has , as part of its foreword , some of the original idea notes that bram stoker had about what dracula’s vampiric powers/traits would be.

one of these is that dracula’s likeness cannot be captured in a painting , he always looks like someone else.

which only leads me to imagine a scenario in which the count lines many of his castle hallways with paintings of himself throughout the centuries but none of them look the same and none of them look like him but jonathan can’t help but notice they all somehow look eerily similar.

he brushes it off , assuming they are simply counts of generations past.

[emyn-arnens]

Gosh I just love book Legolas. He's immortal. He's a teenager. Elrond picks him instead of Glorfindel because he's average and won't draw attention to the Fellowship. He's the comic relief guy and resident Little Shit, but he can also shoot a Nazgul out of the sky in the pitch black like a one-man elf anti-aircraft defense system. He wants everyone to know that he's, like, really old. He forgets the task at hand because he wants to look at trees. His greatest qualities are that he can become friends with anyone and his loyalty is unending. He shows up to Valinor a century late with Starbucks in hand and his dwarf bestie at his side. Iconic.

[theminecraftbee]

i think that the funniest thing about the swedishbeans saga so far is picturing it from joel's point of view because. okay. imagine. you are joel smallishbeans. you are new to this whole hermitcraft thing. you've met iskall like, twice, and he's been kind of weird every time, but you're kind of weird back so you guess it's fine or whatever. you leave for vacation. you come back. someone has sent you dozens of unsolicited love letters and as much as you joke about etho it's probably not him. you find out it's iskall. you go to confront him to figure out hey, what the hell is this about? he gives a dramatic speech about you being in love and having left a sign on a prank you didn't do (and didn't actually leave) with a kiss on it, and how that means you're in love. you're just like. nah, man, i don't... know you? i have a wife. the man wails about how you're an awful person who has been leading him on, a terrible trickster. you aren't entirely certain what you had to do with any of this. you get home. he's mailed you bad breakup poetry now and declared that he's moved on but you haven't. you're still vaguely confused as to what has happened. then he invites you back to his house to build a statue of yourself so that he quote "doesn't need you anymore". i cannot emphasize enough you have talked to this man like twice. gem accuses you of being in a love spider's web and you honestly can't say she's wrong you're just confused about why everyone thinks this is in any way your fault,

[butch-patriarchy]

"Testosterone will turn you into a violent pervert", do you fucking promise????

[golswia]

THE wall slam scene with my reverse gremlins 🧡