#throwing this in the queue

[forter-from-meteos]

crunt remastered

[pregmothy]

Hey guys, I kinda rolled the idea around in my head for a while, but since I do a lot of writing work here I decided to make a Ko-fi. Nothing real professional or obligatory, just a quick tip jar if you like my work and wanna throw a dollar at me. <3

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

Sure is funny how many people are rude as hell in digital conversations because as soon as it's through a screen, they don't think they have to follow basic conversational etiquette since they don't have to face the other person looking them in the eye and saying, "Hey, I know you heard me. Aren't you going to respond?"

[ghost4ghosts]

okay whatever here are my s2 bingo cards

[ID: a bingo card titled "ofmd s2 NORMAL version" with the following squares highlighted in blue: spanish jackie (gets more hubbies); sexy stede with a sword; ed covered in blood 💖; ep 1 ed goes batshit; more british nonsense; FREE; revenge crew boat re-acquisition montage; lucius lives; jim becomes lucius (fanon relationship advisor); izzy hands smackdown; more. buttons; "i love you"; jim + frenchie leather fits; izzy catharsis (NOT DYING) and underneath in bold the word well. a square with "ends in a cliffhanger" has a transparent question mark as the background. end description.]

[ID: a bingo card titled "ofmd s2 bingo not a chance in hell version" with the following squares highlighted in blue: c j comeback in ANY way; pirate drag; MORE ASIAN PIRATES (FILIPINO??); Izzy saying I love you (IN ANY WAY); FREE; idk onscreen torture; stede kills someone on purpose; word of mouth homosexual izzy confirmation. a square saying izzy dies with a crying emoticon has the transparent background of a meme of mr. incredibles shaded in black and white and looking messed up and scary. end description.]

more chatting under the cut:

thoughts:

the only two squares i thought were guaranteed going to happen were 1) BB breakup crew leather outfits and 2) another cliffhanger ending. idk it just felt inevitable. otherwise this entire season was a wild ride

i wrote "jim becomes lucius" in the sense of turning into the New Relationship Advisor-- i imagined them talking to ed about stede or whatever, NOT them telling izzy he's in an unhealthy relationship 0_o

i feel fucking terrible for putting "izzy hands smackdown" now 😭😭 because i was expecting a fair fight that he loses, NOT, like, the entire fucking season.

also i filled in "izzy catharsis" after ep4 when he got his leg with no clue how the season would end. i'm still counting it anyway.

stede's shitty pirate disguise was inspired by the fic #gentlebeard is trending! by regional_catastrophe because that fic was funny as hell

even though i knew about zheng yi sao before geting into ofmd, i just didn't think we would get a major asian character (lucius voice: the bar is on the floor). except i'm kinda iffy on her relation to the plot so idk. diversity win? the asian character is less of a character than a plot device? :/

^ my real dream come true would've been a filipino character played by a filipino actor but that almost never happens

izzy telling ed he loves him was nice.

re: word of mouth gay izzy confirmation. i thought it would be funny if he looked into the camera and straight up said "i'm gay" because half of this fandom wouldn't be able to recognize him as an older gay man without him doing so LOL. confessing to his captain is close enough

DRAG!! that was super fun at least. wee john and izzy were so gorgeous.

the torture scene?!?! that was my throwaway square, the whump fodder square, the absolutely 0% chance of it happening square. it should've been longer but that's because i'm sexualizing it. i'm not sorry.

i don't have much to say on izzy's death that wasn't already said in the 24 hours after ep8 aired. this was the one thing that i seriously, genuinely didn't think they would do. i put that square in for a laugh (the same way ed cuts off people's toes, i guess). "con said the show is kind," i thought, "there's no way they would do major character death in the pirate romcom." oh how i was wrong.

[ophernelia]

late night whole foods run with a very sleepy imogen & lou.

lykaia playlist | recent episode

🍒 lou | noru's baseball cap, rona-sims' shirt, cascarano's shorts, charonlee's shoes, fukkiemon's earrings, johnny sims' hair, praline necklace

🍒 imogen | simstrouble's hair, simgirlz' messenger bag, dogangje's t-shirt, kikovanity's shorts, deliciousthing's shoes

~ thank you to all the cc creators!

all links lead to the creator's personal blogs, tsr, simfileshare, or patreon account.

[o-mellowy]

Late valentines post from your favourite speedster 🧡

[sandushengshou]

[insp]

[novuit]

I've been mad about them for weeks, I had to doodle them,,

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

"do cishets belong at pride?" asks 17 year old tumblr user who has never been to a pride event that wasn't sponsored by Svedka, Raytheon, and their local police department.

[novafire-is-thinking]

I want to take Brainstorm…

bring him to Griffin Rock…

introduce him to Doc Greene…

and watch chaos reign >:D

[mickules]

Are you gonna tell me

I fully failed to queue all those artfight posts?

So I’ve just been SILENT for like a whole month again???

ouuughhh I'm perfectly normal about this.

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

hey this post is specifically for the women who are fighting porn addiction. I know it doesn't get acknowledged nearly as often that women also struggle with it, but I just want to tell you that I see you and I love you and I'm proud of you for fighting <3 God be with you

[klauswalz]

”We are none the wiser. No answers, no truths. The hero looks inside, is destroyed by what he sees, and is redeemed. Saga said we're both heroes. I'll pay that price, so will she. We are here to kill the monster. I pray nothing comes after this. Nothing but sleep."

Credit: X / X / X

[andthatscanon]

[ophernelia]

@imogencrnza: it was hard getting them all to behave for a picture.

[soaps-mohawk]

Price is absolutely the type to hide training within activities like hiding a dog's medicine in a piece of cheese.

Oh? Fun date night? Well, it's an escape room. Let's work on your problem solving abilities.

Oh? You want to play video games? He finds games to buy that work on your reaction time and perception.

Wanna stay in and play a board game? We're playing chess. Let's work on your strategy.

I stand by this headcanon 100% 😆

Oh absolutely. He's gotta make sure you're fully prepared for anything, that you're always aware and capable of making snap decisions when necessary.

Gotta keep that brain sharp.