#thy--anon

[genacity]

hhnnmghh https://twitter.com/akisguns/status/1715433157397209499?t=0st2ZanX5Cuh58Ivx6Ir9w&s=19

im thinkinf so much...kaeya....scara....itto......childe......haitham...♡ (also hi how are you)

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i am so good ty anon but anywy can we discuss this ??

“t-too much! ‘s too much!” he’s crying, grabbing at the sheets in an attempt to get away from you. but all you do is grip onto his hips, forcing him back onto your cock as he screams.

you can’t help but laugh at the display. he’s squirming, drooling all over himself and the sheets as you fuck him back onto your cock. his ass jiggling on impact whenever your pelvis meets his hips.

your poor boy whines, and you can’t help but snicker. “oh, but you were talking all big earlier,” you cooed to him condescendingly, nails digging into his ass. “what’s changed?”

he can feel your cock in his stomach, he swears. he knows it isn’t there, but if he could argue, he would. he’d die on this hill. the way your tip abuses his prostate has his legs shaking and hole clenching around you. his jaw is slacked, moans uncontrollable as they spill from his lips. his vision is fading, in and out— until your voice pulls him back to reality. “gonna keep fuckin’ you ‘til i’m satisfied. that okay?”

“no! n-no, no! i- i can’t, i can’t take it!” he pleads, and you take the time to grab a fistful of his hair and yank his head back, which makes him yelp. “that’s too bad. you’re gonna keep taking it until i’ve had my fill.” you say to him. that’s the plan— until you’ve decided you’re done or he says his safeword, you don’t plan on stopping any time soon.

[violent138]

Batfamily be like “you died? Why didn’t you say anything before?”

Exactly!

[thee-joan-of-arc]

Who will you take with you?

*shakes head, dipping spoon into pint of ice cream and taking bite* I didn’t go.

[mydollye]

EEE i cant stop laughing at the anon stuff lol.. lets gangbang his dad >_<

Ooo !! Oooo !!! Can bunny claim dibs on his dad’s mouth ?!

Hate anons dad gagging on sho-ta cock sounds silly !!

[lotrmusical]

My high school did a yearly poetry recitation contest (Poetry Out Loud), so Oh Boy do I know some poems. My favorites are Ozymandias and "the world is about to end and my grandparents are in love," by Kara Jackson. Also in 8th grade we had a Poe unit and had a class contest to make the best music video of the Raven, so I still know a good chunk of that.

i hadn't heard of the kara jackson one! just read through it and enjoyed it, particularly these lines > 'grandma returns to her love like a hymn, marks it with a color. // when the world ends will it suck the earth of all its love? /will i go taking somebody’s hand, / my skin becoming their skin?'

[basketobread]

OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED THAT LOTUS IS THE THY MOTHER BARD I FEEL LIKE MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED /POS

ok this absolutely destroyed me DISFHFDSUDHS i genuinely could not stop laughing but im very glad to know that the "thy mother" comic could be lotus' legacy. very in character!!!

[darishima]

i actually love the feeling of getting whacked with a tail it's so silly like. -1hp -1hp -1hp. and it's so worth it.

cat smell is so divine youre so correct for that..... i love it too but I'm secretly lowkey allergic to cats so it's a little treat i only sometimes afford myself

are there any historical periods or events that interest you? what's your roman empire?

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um um um ohh answering these qeustions while im drunk is so difficult.. yet its makes it more fun.. like a challenge or perhaps a video game quest. im thinking so har.d uh fuc i like nuclear reactor meltdowns like um i cant remember the name right now but the one where the guy was pinned to the ceiling by rubble uh where they were manually lifting the reactr up and down and the pin slipped or wtv. wasso cool. also that ummm the oil line that broke and trapped the guys. what ewas htat. the uh fuck. the underground oil pipe that broke and sucked the guys in and they had t o like crawl in the sludge i cant remmebr that name either it was horroifing though. oh but what i really love is cave diving deaths like i eat that shit up if someone dies horrifically in a cramped tiny cave space thats my SHIT. i like historical events where people die in awful ways apparenly. um as for like Bigger Events.. i dontk now. nothing. im a little.. stupid... about history... greece i like ancient grreeece a lot... th gree mepire is my roman mepire

[undead-knick-knack]

I know they were doing this before but people have labeled Imogen as a lesbian because Laura liked two pieces of fan art with the lesbian pride flag on twitter, and people have took it as a soft confirmation of Imogen’s sexuality in cannon. And if you dare disagree with them or head canon her as bi they’ll make a tweet saying something along the lines of “omg how can you deny Imogen is a lesbian… or you don’t know the character better than the actor that plays her… sam the stable guy doesn’t count… oh you’re just lesphobic… Omg even Laura is telling y’all to shut up, Imogen’s a lesbian.” Anyway sometimes Imogen stans are fucking annoying and insufferable. Also this isn’t related really, but I really hate that Imogen and Laudna shippers continue to ignore beauyasha being a lesbian ship and saying how “Imogen/Laudna are the best lesbians and best ship…” just because it’s laura and Marisha and they have wanted a relationship between there characters since c1 because you “can’t deny Laura and Marisha’s chemistry”. They ignore beauyasha and the beautiful story Ashley and Marisha told and I despise that. Anyway sorry you can delete this if you want.

Anon you are spitting facts and have clearly been thru the trenches, which for that I commend you o7

ll I'm gonna say is that Imogen is bisexual, Laura and Marisha will never be endgame, and Beauyasha is amazing ✌️

[justyoursicanon]

Our Differences

|A little drabble about Google and Bing's knowledge of each other.

Between a human, and an android.|

_______________ L o a d i n g . . . _______________

Google and Bing had known each other for years. Bing practically knew every aspect of Google due to the advanced Android constantly updating, and his program makes him automatically say his new additional upgrades out loud. But Bing eventually came to know other non-mechanical related aspects of him. 

He knew how the other android acted, his workflow, his work style, his socialization with others, his extensions. His personality. 

Bing could’ve joked that Google almost acted human. Just a reserved, grumpy one.

Bing would’ve laughed. Google wouldn’t.

-

Google doesn’t know much about Bing.

Of course, he knows about Bing’s programming and system, he kept it in his internal hard drive along with his default objectives. That was the first thing he did when he met the other android.

Or, well.

He did it as soon as the creators of the other android had announced his release. His system alerted him at the time, and he knew that Bing’s existence was only a competition between their search engine mechanics. The possibility that he could’ve been a danger to Google's label. 

But he never cared about any unrelated aspects of the default program. 

He despised the fact Bing acted so human despite the fact he was built to be nothing but a machine.

That was where Google saw the differences between him and the other android. The beginning of their rivalry.

And Google never saw him as his equal.

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_________ L o a d i n g  C o m p l e t e. _________

|Thanks for reading yall, been a good while since I've written on my blog. Hoping to get back on it since school is 2-3 weeks away from ending. More Bingle and markiplier ego stuff to be posted. See you all soon :3|

[littleteakitten]

Every day that a girl doesn't kiss me is a wasted day 😤

[seneon]

salutations senation thy king is in an unsure state of his life. i'll answ every asks tmr maybe

[scaredy-katts]

i moved home for a minute after college so i have to go to church every sunday with my mom again BUT i thought you should know that im checking the smut blog while im here (as god intended)

AS GOD INTENDED LMAO

[thee-joan-of-arc]

https://pin.it/71GQlPVYe

*pushes up onto elbows* The rapture?! *throws head back and laughs*

[rosylix]

hi your majesty how are thee i just came to check up on ur blog 👑 very glad to see things are coming along swimmingly 🤴 awaiting the next chapter with the utmost excitement 🏰 drinketh thine water 💧 you shalt not push thineself for thine subjects hath decreed it

take care……….

- disciple anon

oh my god. lmaofoigjajfkasks the laugh i laughed. the chuckle i allowethed out. please

thank you sm.... glad thou art excited...... if that is what has been decreed then i shall not. i shan't. um. i loveth thee take care 🩵

[mydollye]

I am very parasocial with the bell boy

-💕💫

And the bell boy gives kisses to his favorite anons !! Especially you, dear !

Mwah mwah mwah mwah !!

[baguettes-and-biscuits]

guess who??

i thought this was kate but she got the same one???? and it's not kae because she's been with me here longer than kate...

loife maybe? or aylin? or nova...??

@loife1m @aylin-hijabi @that-multi-fandom-hijabi