#time is not my strong suit tho 💀💀💀

[chibishortdeath]

Simon derangement page number um I lost count!!! Time to explain things and transcribe my handwriting lol >:3

I put a photo of the whole page here because some things were hard to single out into separate images :)

A pose study! I was trying to work on foreshortening with that arm position. Just imagine that he’s talking to someone off screen and sweating cause he’s been working out or something d(^^ )

Two of these are based on some reaction image doodles I ran into on Pinterest that I’m pretty certain originated on tumblr lol. The bottom left one says “*realization*” and the top right one says “deranged —>” with the arrow pointing to our Mr. Deranged in question, Simon. The Simon and Richter one is kinda poking fun at the general Smash Bros fandom depiction of them and is also based on a doodle I saw on Pinterest.

Bottom left says “he has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces” lol. Dw! He is your friend! I just forgot to write that part :). I hope the tbh creature doodle is appreciated, I’ve drawn him like that more times than I’d like to admit—

This one is based on a photo of this guy (gotta be a Snapchat one idk I’ve never had Snapchat) with a monster energy and caption “KILL”. I think it fits the vibe.

Bottom left says “monsert!”, a silly bastardizarion of “monster”, again the energy drink. I feel like Simon would be the kind of guy to have caffeine at like 6PM and then wonder why he can’t sleep later lmao. Or worse have caffeine to avoid sleeping 💀. The other two doodles I drew because I woke up one morning and immediately imagined Simon with raccoon stripe hair for no reason.

This one is based on a tumblr post, it says “(Simon) the psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness” “(Christopher) any other diagnosises you’d like to share?” “(Simon) Autism”. That ending panel of Simon saying autism ended up a sticker in a discord server I’m in lmaooooo. Also I need to have more Simon and Christopher interactions cause I think they’d be friends aaaaa

The top doodle is based on a Simon MMD model I found of him as a Vocaloid and I thought that was hilarious and banger, we need more people making fun crossover stuff like that in the world lol. The bottom one is just him vibin(?). Idk he seems pretty distressed, but that’s his usual state so uh—

Another little pose doodle. I think his preferred sitting position is like criss cross applesauce on the floor. I don’t think he’d sit normally in chairs at all. I am now picturing him leaning a chair back too far help 💀.

This one is based on this meme that’s kinda poking fun at the art styles commonly found in yaoi with the last one being left blank for putting whatever you like there and implying in a comedic way that it’s ‘straight man yaoi’, I’ve seen ones with things like football players or idk Breaking Bad put there lol. Basically I saw the meme and realized that all the different styles kinda lined up too well with some Simon designs and well yeah this happened 💀💀💀. So we got Ayami Kojima’s design as “straight woman yaoi”, the NES cover art/X68000 as “gay man yaoi”, Simon’s Quest as “lesbian yaoi”, and Captain N thrown into “straight man yaoi” lmaooo.

Okie that’s all for this one, I will make more inevitably lol

[devil-in-hiding]

Listen brother you literally singlehandedly turned me into a fuckin Price WHORE how the fuck did this happen how did i fall into this trap 💀 but you did it soooooooo just hear me out... HEAR ME OUT! price, this larger than life man who's dedicated his life to his job, this man who's written off the idea of even thinking about having a family cause he thinks he's past his prime or whatever the fuck and he's stuck in a hard place precisely because he's so proud of his accompliments as a captain while thinking that he's failed as a man at the same time. Then someone assigns him an assistant (see where i'm going with this), trying to slowly ease him into thinking about retirement and he protests so much. It's the nail in the coffin for him. He loathes the mere thought of someone invading his space and making him feel so brittle and incompetent but he doesn't have the authority to reject high command's decisions and so he agrees with gritted teeth and fire in his eyes

Then you show up and you prove to be good at what you do, but you're also everything he's low key ever dreamed of and he's STRUGGLING trying to come to terms with the fact that he'll never have you. That he's too old and that you two are in entirely different stages of your life, that he'd hold you back and that someone else would be far better suited

BUT JUST SPARE THE THOUGHT for him recognizing that you've developed a huge crush on him. Gigantic. You're suddenly so flustered around him, very unprofessional. You mess up constantly but he is by no means mad!!!!!

If anything you made his life so much sweeter omg he's SO cocky about it and he's UNBEARABLE!!! He's the definition of "I still got it ;)" and he's trying to rile you up on purpose... but he'd never go farther than some flirty comments and lingering touches. He's locked in his duty and convinced you'll move on soon. Still flattering tho

But then your crush doesn't fade. It's not going away.

It's. Not. Going. Away!!!!!!

ITS BEEN A FULL YEAR

And he's just "!!!" completely shuts down because why the hell are you still interested in him? Have you seen yourself? Have you noticed the looks you get? The looks HE gets as your boss????

But he's also thinking whether you'd like to be married, whether you'd like to have kids......and soon that's all he thinks about and all he talks about

DO YOU HEAR ME 😭😭😭 sorry this got so fucking long when its so stupid but i needed to say this

anon i love you, this is literally art because yes this is my wavelength of Price x assistant!reader

head over heels for him 10 months in after countless nights of forcing his stubborn ass to go to his quarters and get some sleep after finding him slouched over his desk, hat askew and snoring

early mornings where you are are still bleary eyed and nodding off as you try to write his calendar, only to find yourself on one of the couches a little later, surrounded by the four of them, Price seated next to you, one of HIS blankets draped over you

it’s very much a beautiful sweet cat falling for the old army dog who would bite off anyone’s hand who comes near HIS feline

he truly expects for your feelings to fade one day, more than prepared for you to find a partner, god half the base eyes you up and down as you obediently trot after him, heart in your eyes as you gaze at his strong shoulders

but that day never comes, you’re there every morning with his cuppa and a smile that is just for him, genuine and sweet.

He isn’t sure how he was deemed a worthy enough man for you to enter his life, by he’ll be damned if he lets this slip through his fingers

[hees-mine]

𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟔 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫! - 𝐋.𝐡𝐬

𝐇𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐧𝐠 ⚥ 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫!

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: smut, unprotected sex, crying, angst, love making, alcohol consumption, fluff cause kinktober isn’t my strong suit💀

“Let me guess, the usual?” The bartender asks with a knowing smirk while he uses the white towel on his hip to clean yet another beer mug.

“You know me so well.” You tilt your head a slight smile just barely reaching your lips.

“Strawberry margarita coming right up.” he clicks his tongue and winks at you before starting your drink. “So, how bad was it?” He asks after a moment of silence.

Turning your attention away from your phone to look at the familiar face of your bartender, you respond. “Excuse me?”

“The breakup, you know.” Within a flash, your drink is sitting in front of you, and you still can’t understand how he always gets it ready so fast. Little did you know he always tried a little harder when it came to your order than the rest of his customers. What can he say? He had a little thing for you.

“How did-“ he quickly cuts you off.

“I know,” he smiles, taking the words right out of your mouth. “Lucky guess,” he shrugs.

“Very lucky, guess.” You eye him, taking a sip of your drink and staring into his eyes over the rim of your glass.

“Want me to be honest?” He wipes down the counter and leans his elbows onto it, meeting your curious gaze as you give him a nod to continue. “Well, I've never seen you before, but just recently, you started to frequent here.” he pauses for a second. “And tell me if I’m wrong, but the puffy eyes the off into space look, and though you’ve been coming here for a whole month, I have yet to see you genuinely smile.”

How the fuck did he know that? or maybe you were just that obvious who knows. “Well, maybe I just lost a family member or a friend.” you throw out other ideas.

“Hmm, possibly.” he taps the counter with his index finger. “But I’ve worked here a long time, and your eyes say heartbroken. Other people who lost family have this almost glazed-over look in their eyes, and no matter how deep you look, there’s still nothing but sorrow.”

So was he a fucking empath or a bartender?

“Okay, or I’m just taking it better than some people.” You don’t know why, but something about someone knowing the exact reason why you frequent the bar late at night was embarrassing. You felt like a typical girl crying over a piece of shit man that never cared about you in the first place.

“You’re good at throwing people off, I give you that,” he smiles. “Thing is, I can see that you want to smile. I can see that beyond those beautiful sparkling eyes of yours, that there’s so much more to you than downing more margaritas than I can count on my hands and feet.” your eyes shift away from his as you sip from your cup to avoid his intimidating gaze. “I can see that you’re broken.” your breath hitches that same annoying prickly feeling in your eyes, making itself known as a single tear rolled down your cheek. “But you can be repaired.” he strokes your cheek, a soft smile on his face while you stare at him helplessly. You just want the pain to go away, anything to distract you from the heartbreak because it’s been eating you from the inside out, and your bartender’s right, you are broken, but in your eyes, you feel broken beyond repair.

“No.” A shaky breath leaves your lips as you lean into his soft yet caring touch.

“One chance. I know it’s so random, but one chance.” he tucks your hair behind your ear, his thumb now lightly tracing your lipline in case you didn’t already know what he meant. “All I’m asking,” he whispers with a heavy heart.

He doesn’t know why, but the first day he laid eyes on you in the bar with mascara running down your cheeks and your quiet, broken sobs while you drowned yourself in alcohol, the only thing he ever wanted was to just see you smile.

And tonight might just be his lucky night.

Opening your eyes to meet his, you sniffle softly and mutter a small. “Okay,” and even though it’s small and barely there, he feels his heart race a million times faster when he sees the tiniest little smile on your face, but it wasn’t forced like the others you gave him in the past to try and make it seem like you were okay no this was real and if you gave him a chance he’d make you smile like that every morning.

𐃯 𐃯 𐃯

It was well past midnight by the time you both left the bar. heeseung drove you home since you had been drinking well, only one margarita but no drinking and driving on his watch.

You had both already entered your home, and you silently led him to your bedroom after taking off your shoes at the door.

He closed your bedroom door behind him, quickly zeroing in on your frame so delicate, fragile, and almost standoffish. “You’re so beautiful,” he whispers as he wraps his arms around your midsection, pressing his back against yours softly as he kisses your exposed shoulder, making you shiver cause it’s been a while since you felt a man’s touch.

Trailing his hands upward, he grips the straps of your dress, pulling them down your shoulders and kissing the expanse of your soft neck. “He never called me beautiful,” you whisper as you tilt your head, allowing him to reach even more of your skin.

“He was blind,” he says, slowly pulling down the zipper on the back of your dress. “So blind.” his kisses leave little tingles all over your skin.

Rolling your dress down your waist, he lets it pool around your feet, and his hands immediately find the warmth of your waist. Trailing his hand up, he cups your exposed breast with his left hand, smoothing his thumb over your nipple and kissing the shell of your ear.

The faint sound of moans fills his ears, and he smiles to himself cause he’s the one who’s behind them.

He switched to the other side of your neck, his right hand moving from your waist to your stomach, caressing your smooth skin. “So soft.” he takes his time with you, going slowly cause he knows it’s been a while for you, and he could say the same cause he also had been heartbroken before. That’s why the look in your eyes was so easy for him to detect.

While working his lips on your neck, he pulls his hands away from you to unbutton his dress shirt, letting it hit the floor before back hugging you, letting you feel his warm chest pressed against your naked back. He felt so broad. Just his hold on you made you feel safe as you relaxed further and further into his warm embrace.

Ever so slowly, he drops his palm between your legs, rubbing you through the silky material of your underwear. “Heeseung,” you gasp, feeling the heat of his palm stroking your core.

He moans the moment he feels just how wet you’ve gotten for him, and his kisses on your neck grow needy the longer he hears you moaning for him. “Y/n, I’m right here” he caresses your thigh softly, right hand still rubbing your clit through your panties. “Can I?” He slightly tugs on the crotch part of your panties, and he feels you nod against his shoulder. Without a second passing after your approval, he slips his fingers inside your underwear, running them delicately through your folds. “Y/n,” he whines just below your ear, relishing in the way you feel just on his fingers, and hasn’t even been inside you yet.

“Heeseung, please,” you whimper, legs already giving out from his gentle touch.

The hint is not hard to understand, he knows exactly what you’re asking for, and he turns you around, pressing his lips on yours, finally getting a taste of you and your strawberry daiquiri as he replaces his hands on your lower back while yours play with his belt until it’s undone and his pants drop to his feet.

He gently pulled away from the kiss, picking you up carefully and slowly placing you onto the middle of your bed, seamlessly laying between your legs and dragging the material of your panties down slightly. “This okay?” He checks with you just to make, and you confirm, making him to continue his actions until you’re completely bare in front of him.

You jolted in place the moment you felt his breath hitting your core. His kisses and soft caresses on your thighs made you feel like you were so delicate and precious to him, and you were so so special to him, and you didn’t even know it yet, but when this night ended, you’d definitely know. “Heeseung,” you cry out loud in pleasure when his tongue meets your outer lips. You were in complete shock because you’ve never felt anything like this before.

He stops when he hears just how loud you are, thinking he might have scraped you with his teeth. “I'm sorry, you okay?” He kissed your mound, hands still continuously rubbing soft circles on your legs.

“Yeah, I just never..” you trailed off, and now that you think about it, the idea that your boyfriend never even did what a stranger was doing for you made you feel even more terrible about your relationship with that piece of shit.

Heeseung swears he misheard you cause what type of fucking idiot wouldn’t want to pleasure a sweet, beautiful woman like you? “He missed out.” he starts out using his finger to collect your arousal and slowly pushes it in. “Cause you’re the sweetest thing my tongue ever tasted” Without missing a beat, his mouth hovers over your core, softly licking your hooded clit as he works his finger in deeper and deeper.

Gripping onto the sheets with one hand, your other goes to pet his hair, rubbing your fingers over his scalp, making his eyes flutter shut while he savors every last drop of you.

Closing your eyes, you allow yourself to indulge in a new type of pleasure, one that you enjoy beyond words. You fall so deep into bliss you don’t even notice his second finger going in alongside his other, that is, until he starts curling them up, hitting your spot and making you see literal stars.

The tighter you grip his fingers, he knows the closer you’re getting, and he can’t wait to give you the orgasms that your precious body deserves.

When you pant, his name breathless and needy, he feels the repeated clench, and he sucks on your clit just a bit harder to heighten the pleasure of your high, still carefully working his fingers deep inside you, he moans into your heat when your hold on his hair gets a bit rougher, but he doesn’t mind he loves your raw reaction to the pleasure he gives you.

Humming at your taste, he slowly pulls his fingers out of your soaked core, replacing them with his tongue so he can swallow your juices, giving you the full experience and showing you what a real man does for a woman when he really loves and appreciates her.

When your moans turned to soft whimpers, and your body shook ever so slightly, he pulled away from you but not before placing a soft few kisses on the delicious, delicate area.

Seconds later, your sounds are ones of sadness. Your moans turn into quiet sobs, and he immediately hovers over you, scanning your face with worry. “Did I do something wrong?” He asks, worried as he calmly strokes your cheek, and he looks like he’s seconds away from crying, too.

You cry even harder than before because he was worried over something he didn’t even do. You were so overwhelmed by pleasure, but you could still feel the pain in the deepest part of you because your own boyfriend never treated you half as good as heeseung did.

“Y/n? I can g-go if you want me to,” he starts getting ready to get off the bed, feeling his heart drop at the thought of leaving you like this, but if he made you uncomfortable in any way, he didn’t want to stay.

“No,” you quickly grab his biceps, holding him in place.

“Please tell me what’s wrong.” he strokes your tears away with his thumb, only for new ones to quickly replace them as tears well in his own eyes. He hated seeing you cry. He saw it every night for the past month, and it hurt him just a little bit more every time.

“I promise it’s not you.” you rubbed his biceps softly, calming his nerves a little. “It’s just I’m not used to this,” you say, referring to how he was treating you. “My ex neve-“

“Shh,” he shushes you and shakes his head back and forth softly. He wasn’t gonna let you go another night crying over some fucking asshole that didn’t deserve you or your tears. “Forget about him and focus on me.” he stares into your eyes, hoping you can see the anger towards your ex, the sadness for you, but most importantly, the care that they held for you. “I’ll make you forget, I promise.” he kissed your forehead softly. “Take all your tears away.” he kissed your temple and finally kissed your lips as he whispered. “Let me show you what it’s like to be loved. Let me repair you, and you can repair me.” A single tear falls from his eyes, and you quickly wipe it away to press your lips against his.

“Repair me.” that’s all he needed to hear before leaning up to take his underwear off, bearing everything to you like you did with him, being vulnerable with you just like you were with him.

“Thank you,” he whispers on your lips as his hands roam your sides, your hips, your chest, your legs. He was touching you all over, replacing every last inch of your skin with his handprint and his marks of love, as do you, with him, your dainty fingers strumming his chest, back, and thighs, pulling him closer to your body with want, need, and desire.

His bulge brushes against your core over and over again. As he circles his hips, your face grows hot, and a thin layer of sweat forms between you two, sticking you both together as breathless moans are exchanged between one another.

Your hand shimmed down below his waistline at the same time as his. You both chuckled softly, and his heart felt so full hearing you genuinely laugh.

“Ready?” He exhaled a long breath, touching his forehead with yours. A low hum of approval was all he needed to slowly ease his way inside, guiding his tip past your prepped walls and finally indulging in the blissful feeling that you’ve both been waiting for.

His mouth parts open in a gasp-like moan, as does yours. Both of you are too overwhelmed to speak. All that comes out are quick little breaths and pleasurable gasps.

Your face twists in pleasure, and your hands cling to his waist as he cards his fingers through your hair and cups your cheek. “Y/n,” he moans deeply, and it’s the sweetest sound you’ve ever heard.

He makes more than a hundred different facial expressions. Just with the slightest thrust, he can feel every single nerve ending, and it makes him feel so drunk off you.

“Heeseung,” you breathe into his mouth, heart racing in your chest from the fullness you felt as he bottomed out, reaching the deepest part of you, overtaking that empty feeling and replacing it with absolute pleasure.

Hooking your legs around his waist, you grip him for support because you feel like you’re slipping when he gets lost in your silky walls.

With every thrust, he watches your face, and as he speeds up, he can’t help but grow flustered at the sounds your conjoined bodies make, and you’re not much better off the both of you shyly hiding in the crooks of each other’s necks.

“You’re so perfect.” he barely gets the words out before he’s whimpering in your ear.

The words he says make it feel as if time has stopped, and in that moment, it’s just you and him alone in the safeness of your bedroom with nothing but the feeling of hurt, passion, and longing for something more.

Every stroke brings you closer and makes you forget. And every tight squeeze rids his mind of nothing but you and this moment.

You’re both getting close, and his hand goes down to your clit, massaging it in perfect circles while both of you moan continuously at the feeling of each other.

Safe, connectedness and love are what you both felt before tipping over that beautiful edge of pleasure and allowing yourselves to get lost in the sea of blissfulness.

You both hold tightly onto one another, making each other your safe place where you can let everything go.

Heads still clouded and full with contentment, heeseung attaches his lips to yours in a soft, delicate kiss, and when he pulls away from you to look into your soft eyes, he feels all the shattered parts of his broken heart piecing back together, and he blinds you with a beautiful bright beaming smile.

“Thank you,” you whisper as you both stroke each other's face adoringly. “For repairing me.”

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[sugar-omi]

could i possible request fem!cove and fem MC?? just little head canons both sfw and nsfw! i have nothing entirely specific in mind but just anything that you'd like 😊

THE SMILE ON MY FACE *KICKS FEET* HEHE OF COURSE YOU CAN eta now that im done: this is a big mindless, nonsense ramble i. im sorry. i was having the biggest gay panic of my life thinking abt her LMFAO 💀💀

tags : SFW + NSFW, fem/afab cove and reader, oral (cove receiving, reader receiving ment), menstruation ment,

synopsis : me losing my mind over fem!cove 🏌️

SFW

she's not much different to cove already ofc

but in my head she shines so bright omfg...

i like to imagine she's buff no matter what

washboard abs, toned arms and thighs...

but then think abt studious!cove

i want her to be soft....

bitta tummy, thighs perfect to wrap around your head... just squishy

so torn between the two. pls i can't she's PERFECT

either way, strong enough to pick you up

if big n buff she princess carries you all the time

if you do the same back tho, once you put her down she can't stand on her feet

she's swooning. actually falling. she's in love....

MATCHING CLOTHES

ah. you two going shopping and you seeing a dress n getting it for her....

she wears it on your next date, all shy and cute because she doesn't wear dresses often

dies if you give her attention over it, especially if you make a risque comment- she can't handle it

definitely lets you put makeup on her, she's just not good so if you are, please help...

once you see her in lip gloss for the first time, please kiss her and make a comment like "your lips looked so delicious, i couldn't help it" or "i like that color on you, do you think it'd suit me too?"

and then make it a habit bc now she's buying many lip glosses so you can kiss her silly <333

back to the doesn't wear dresses/skirts often thing

i think she's very active

always in shorts, t-shirt, tank top...

i wanna put her in a 2 piece suit

nice black slacks and a vest

the vest accentuating her chest because of it's low cut..

but i'd most likely to put her in a pretty dress for the ORCA dinner

does her best to dress up, even gets a bit of help from randy bc she is definitely a bit lost when it comes to fashion

but when you see her she literally knocks the breath outta you

she IS the prettiest girl in the world

ohhh her in the low light of the dinner, the blue lights just making her look so magical

pls she's everything to me

SHE STEALS YOUR CLOTHES.

OMG HER SLEEPING IN YOUR T-SHIRT!!!!

if your shirt is big n baggy on her she looks so cute...

although if your clothes run smaller or she's in a crop top/tight shirt....

imma save that for NSFW...

if you like painting your nails, she'll match!!!

isn't good at keeping them from getting chipped, but she does her best

omfg so i've seen some people say that their periods sync with their girlfriends (me n my bestie are always synced istg!!!!)

that's you and cove

you two usually know that if you got it, the other got theirs or is getting theirs

even if you get on birth control or have say pcos or smth like that that causes your periods to be irregular/disappear, pls still comfort n hang out w her!!!

i think hers is quite irregular as well so sometimes she's the one comforting you

now im projecting af, but when she gets it it's heavy!!!

not projecting but she definitely cramps, sometimes worse than others

either way, she loves cuddling up together and watching movies and stress eating snacks with you

anyway moving on before i add smth else<3333

NSFW

still a professional pussy eater !!!

(i watch this podcast and i need yall to see *this clip bc i just wanna say.... cove would definitely eat pussy to the bone. he's a DAWG!!!!)

probably even better at navigating your cunt since it's familiar territory

NOW ABOUT HER TITTIES IN THAT TIGHT SHIRT<33

she does her damnedest to NOT wear a bra, usually wears a sports bra

but again, she prefers no bra <3

and sometimes she gets away with it

but i love the idea of her waking up, her shirt all wrinkled and crooked, making it more fitting than it already is.

you can't focus on your cereal because she's shuffling towards you, nipples straining against the thin fabric.

cove flopping next to you on the couch, stealing bites of your cereal. and before she knows it, you kissed her breathless and all but snatch her shirt off, enticed by the rise and fall of her chest.

cupping cove's tits in your hands, she's so soft, and cove let's out the prettiest whimper when you brush your fingers over her nipples

if you suck on her chest, you get an even better reaction, cove rewarding you with loud moans and desperate calls of your name.

her hands in your hair, legs shaking and thighs clenching around you, totally ruined when you slip your hand into her sleep shorts, your fingers running over her darling clit.

she's cute<333

ah. i had a thought that i wanted to share earlier hehe

double sided dildo w cove....

holding hands while you both fuck back on the toy, cove hooking her legs over yours and getting as close as possible to play with your chest and kiss you..

ohh but would love if you got on top, the toy hitting both of you so deep inside, cove's body bouncing from the force of your hips

oh my fucking god.

she's a squirtter

arghh imma lose my MIND

imagine the first patreon moment, and you have her laid out all pretty in her bed, her legs over your shoulders and a hold on her thighs to keep her from crushing your head.

her thighs trembling in your hold, feet bumping against your back and she's clawing at the sheets, whining and moaning so pretty about how your tongue feels so good, low curses slipping from her lips...

tries pushing you away, tears in her eyes.

"y/n- oh god.. wait, i'm- imma make a mess!" she whimpers, throwing her head back when you just suck on her clit more intensly, your fingers curling against her spongy walls, loud squelches coming from your ministrations.

would make such a mess, the covers under her butt getting soaked in her fluids, it's even running down your neck and chest, a sight she has to tear her eyes away from when she finally comes down from her high.

would look so pretty too, her eyes rolled back and thighs trembling, back arching up and she'd fuck back on you, milking her orgasm and whimpering from any minor touch to her sensitive body..

oh and she'd peek at you through wet, spidery lashes, her pretty blues look so brilliant and darling even with the low light of the room and once she stops covering her face with her arm/fingers, you can see the bright blush on her face.

jfc she'd be such a sight, you might have to do her again just to make sure you don't forget it.

[sky-is-the-limit]

(please only answer this if you feel comfortable and sorry if its too intrusive) When how did you realise that you were bi? I'm kinda questioning my sexuality and I'm freaking out but I think that label suits me the most 😭😭

Not intrusive at all love!! Tbh panic and stress are part of any major "change" in our lives and figuring out our sexuality/coming to terms with it can change a lot of things, especially the way we perceive ourselves.

Personally, tho I grew up in a kinda homophobic country, I was always open-minded, I never understood why being queer is such a big deal, I was always the biggest AND loudest ally in the room ever since I was a child, arguing with my parents, teachers, even the priest in our church.

Though I was fixed on my sexuality being straight, I always had this mindset that personality and spirit matter the most so why can't I fall in love with a woman, same way I'd fall for a man? It just made sense in my brain. At some point I also thought that everyone was a bit bi cause if I feel that way as a "straight person" why can't the rest? (Delulu)

While discovering my body in my early teen years, around 13, like every other kid I started watching p*rn, searching stuff online (searching girls kissing is a universal experience ngl) I started watching wlw content more and more to the point where it was the only thing I could watch and in my delusional state I thought that it was because I was a girl and I loved my body so much that I liked watching women kissing 💀 self love, girl power etc.

That delusional phase kept going strong to the point where at 16 I met a girl on here and we had some sort of long distance situationship. It just felt normal to me? Same way I had crushes on guys, I had a crush on this girl and it didn't feel any different? Until my panic mode kicked in and I had to break things off, go back to "being straight" cause I was getting older and the overthinking started.

Around 19-20 I thought I was unlabeled, in my head "straight until further notice" and then when I finally turned 21, I realised that I'm bi. I've always been bi, since I was old enough to understand love and romance, I was just too naive and scared to admit it.

No matter how open-minded and chill you think you are, coming to the realisation that you might be slightly different than what society has taught us is 'normal' will always be scary. It might take some time for your heart to catch up to your brain and realise that there is absolutely nothing wrong with you and that is okay. For some people it's easier for others it's harder.

What matters is that you understand that we are so insignificant to this universe, people come and go every second and liking people of the same sex is the least of our problems in the fucked up world that we live in.

I hope you find some peace of mind, love, and understanding in your journey of acceptance, and if you are bi, you're automatically the coolest, hottest person in every room you step in, it's the rule.

[skullinajar]

Thoughts while watching the new School for Good and Evil movie

Btw spoiler for the Book:

Gavaldon looks good

Baby Sophie and Baby Agatha

Reaper my beloved

Seeing Agatha and Tedros absolutely hate on each other is the funniest thing ever if you know that soon later, they’re literally opsessed with each other

I absolutely love movie lady lesso

The school master is quite funny

Agatha is so fucking beautiful even in her gavaldon outfit.

On that note, the dresses and outfits in general aren’t how I imagined them but they’re still absolutely amazing. Outfit Departement poppef off

Hort is amazing. His looks. How he acts. Amazing.

Hester too. Both their castings are 10/10

Gregor my beloved, he just wants his own grocery store plz

“Well I failed beauty class”

“What part did you fail”

“Smiling”

Sophie randomly kissing someone💀

Tedros accent

Kinda would like Agatha and Tedros to have more banter but them talking is kinda cute. They skipped a stage and went immediately to how they interacted after the Trial by Tale

The blue forest isn’t blue :\

I hate movie beatrix. I also hate book Beatrix, so no issue

Awww Gregor is a Stymph :(

“Why don’t you go summon a clif and just off it”

HESTERS DEMON IS SO GOOD

Liked the wasps being included but not rlly that it was actually Rafal

“You’re not allowed to kill anyone until after graduation”

Plz don’t tell me Lady Lesso has a thing for Rafal. At this point Rafal is like the Forests whore. Plus she actually fought Rafal and wasn’t rlly fighting for him

Lady Lesso believing Sophie is gonna be powerful like she does in the books

The wish fish scene cgi is soo well omg

The lil girl😭

NOOOOOO GREGOR FUCKING DIES MY BOY JUST WANTED HIS GROCERY STORE

Hah get smacked Tedros

Great they now actually hate each other as they should have

LADY LESSO LOOKS SO FUCKING HOT IN JUST HER SUIT WITHOUT HER JACKET THING SHE IS WHAT I MEANT WITH “I LOVE WOMAN IN SUITS”

Tedros my dude why are you constantly trying to talk to Agatha, are you perhaps… IN LOVE

LESSO PUTS THE KEY THROUGH THEIR FREAKING FINGERS I-

Really liked the “everyone has their unike colour of fingerglow” better

SOPHIE IS OWNING OMG AND “You should see me in a crown” IS THE ONLY FITTING SONG FOR THIS WHOLE SCENE

“Nothing distracts me” MY ASS

I want to have a wingman as good as Agatha

Ohhoho Hester vs Beatrix

“Sophie we can do this, we’re good enough, we’re strong enough to protect each other” boy you’re gonna get your heart broken

Liked the version with the annual trial by tale better

Pumpkins aren’t fun didn’t you learn anything from the roses sophie

Yes Agatha help your future husband

Kinda sad how everything feels rushed but it’s understandable since you can’t pack a 600 page, slowl development book in a 2,5 hr movie and not cut or rush everything

Rafal looks like a very gay Dracula and I’ve been saying that ever since his pics got released

Don’t know what I’m thinking about the whole blood magic thing

“Do I look like I give a Shit about smiling” ANEMONE GOT A PERSONALITY YAYYYYYY

Yo they made Lady Lesso a reader why

Sophia Ann Caruso made an absolute amazing job at portraying Sophie especially witch Sophie

“She’s like my sister” bestie I don’t know how to tell you this

Agathas ever ball dress could’ve been a bit more spectacular. Like her entrance in the Circus of talents was breathtaking and the gown she wear at the ball in the movie isn’t really doing it any justice? She’s still very pretty tho

“You are my true love” “oh my god you’ve got the worst timing” heheheh

“I’m here with Agatha” No he’s not” plz she just wants to go back to her graveyard

Why does the never ball looks so much more fun

Yooo the arrows turning into daisy’s was also in the book wasn’t it

HESTER IS SO HOT IN HER RED DRESS

NEVER TEDROS HOLY SHIT

Tedros rlly keeps getting slapped

Nooo Rhian :(

The story line that Rafal influenced good is kinda odd, I liked the book line better cause it kinda makes more sense idk? Like, the storian is an entity that’s I guess thousands of years old and it made the brothers immortal in the first place and gave them their powers so how is Rafal able to influence it if it’s power is so big. It made more sense that he thought he’d be able to rule over it but can’t and good wins because of true love

They Put aspekts of the third book in there (Never after)

Gay Dracula is dead yay

Lady Lesso and Professor Dovey could be an amazing couple

“Hi there” “My heart belongs to another” heh screw you Beatrix, in germany we call this ‘gekorbt’

Tedros face is like “ yes plz stay I love you”

Their kiss is nice but I’m a sucker for a slow burn and making them kiss in the second book and make it so special was nice

THE ARROW AT THE END EUDJRHICNRJCJRJSIFNRJXKHFIDNFJZKBDUEICNTHSIZBFIFIRNHSYIFNR THE PEOPLE WHO READ THE BOOKS SHOULD FREAK OUT RN

So my final opinion:

Pretty good movie, not too book accurate, casting was overall fitting. I did miss some stuff like the Circus of Talents or the Trial by Tale being an anual thing between students but I understand that it’s not easy to back everything included in a book into a movie. I wish they would’ve included the whole Sader part but again, probably time issues. The movie did feel kinda rushed but again book into movie is hard. But overall I really liked the movie especially because so many things were close to how I imagined them while reading

But obviously the books are always better

[sungbeam]

Sorry I think I actually went into a comatose state once the Holiday teaser ver pics came out

Suffice to say that I will be investing in these albums 🫡

Also lemme just talk abt the fact that we’ll technically get 9 different versions of the same album technically 😀

But the color grading of the holiday version is SOOOOOO nice like damnnn AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN UHHHHH THE GLITTER VER ✨GLITTER GLITTER GLITTER TWIRLS TWIRLS TWIRLS TOGETHER FOREVER ITS LINDA AND HEATHERRR✨ IS SOOOOO PRETTY LIKE TF ESP YOUNGHOON’S HAIR LIKE LORDDDDDD

AND YES SO TRUE IT PROBABLY TAKES ME LIKE AN HOUR TO WRITE A FULL ASK AND IT’S SO UPSETTING TO ME REAHHHHH

The Boys is also way lowkey scary so yeah you’re right 😭 AND YEAH THE ACTOR THAT PLAYED HOMELANDER WAS LIKE… TOO GOOD AT HIS JOB 💀💀 ALSO I saw what you meant about marvel invasion cause ummm what is up with that reader insert plot armour type beat character 💀💀💀 like I saw her scene on twt and not only does it look bad but I was like HUH??? Characters that are so OP are fkn ejdwjjrkekf TOO MUCH LMAO

And I am once again sooo excited for Rhapsody Anonymous even though I saw you were struggling a bit writing it but I think it’ll really pay off 🥹🫶

I’m so glad that you did take some time off for yourself to ground yourself when you felt overwhelmed and I’m really glad that it helped you as well!! Take care of yourself above all else! 🥺💖

Also! Random Q&A time!

1. What’s your fav type of bread

2. What’s the cringiest thing you’ve ever put up on social media (optional answer 💀)

3. Have you ever been in love 🫣

4. WHO WAS YOUR FIRST CARTOON CHARACTER CRUSH YOU CAN’T LIE TO ME IK YOU HAD ONE (REQUIRED, MUST ANSWER, NOT OPTIONAL 😤☝️)

I got like 2/4 of these from teen vogue so don’t @ me ok 😔💔

- So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. (Paulo Coehlo)

Love always, 🌷 anon

NO CUZ SAME???!(!(!) like I literally was supposed to wrote the day the present concept came out and i couldn't think abt anything else for the rest of the day :l BRO THATS WHAT IM SAYING ?? ist making MONEY MOVES this comeback 😭😭😭 pulling out all the stops to suck the money from our wallets ksnfkemdk I'll need to drop out of college if I were to get even one per concept 😭😭😭

HELP NO CUZ THE COLORS FROM THE PRESENT VER ARE SOOOOOO VIBRANT AND BEAUTIFUL???? THEY WERE SO SO PRETTY. and omg CHOI CHANHEE WAS MADE FOR THE GLITTER VERSION 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️ someone said *im spinnin like a ballerinaaaa* LMAO have u seen the clips from the zeneration behind lol chanhee and kevin on the POLES !!! so iconic tbh i think it was for savior?? not too sure

ur so right anthony starr (?)/homelander plays his role FAR TOO WELL O_O he freaks me tf OUT w that smile omg sknfkendk all his scenes put a shiver down my spine and i haven't even properly watched the series 😭

bro secret invasion threw me for a mfkn loop 😭 idk if you've watched the whole thing but KEVIN FEIGE WE NEED TO TALK ABT UR CHOICES FOR MISS MARIA HILL WE NEED TO TALK S I R. i actually really like the title sequence for it tho i thought it was so masterfully done like for some reason i really liked it in particular 😭💀

ahhhh thanks !!! 🤧🤧 hopefully u like what I've done for it LMFAOOOO it's been a struggle up in here, but it's prob gonna come out to be longer than the estimated word count 🤣🤣 i am not doing very good at keeping it under 20k

omg random q+a 😃

brioche !!! tho i think i have more opinions abt cheese than bread 😭 wheat works too LMAO

uhhhhh 💀 the things i posted way back when r more embarrassing/"u idiot"/"u bitch" type things, but ig i can say all of the over filtered pics 😭😭 i cry every time i think of that try hard bathing suit post i did once it was awful

uhhhh if being in love counts as being in love w white rice then yes 🤩🤩 idk dude lol i don't think i've met anyone yet whom i have really felt so strong an emotion for as sad as it sounds, but i am patient

HELP ME KDFKLEMDK CUZ .... Apparently when i was 1 or 2, i had a SICKENING crush on jimmy neutron 🧍🏻‍♀️ but after that it was probably zayn from lego ninjago, i don't make the rules LMAO i am a nerd-lover through and through !!!

NOW UR TURN GO !!! 😼😼 LMAO no worries i think it was cute and fun !!

— "'If you are intolerable, let me be the one to tolerate you.'" - T. J. Reid 💖

[batgunz]

A/N- my first post hehe ヽ(≧∀≦)ﾉ i’ve recently started having an obsession with little nightmares and ninjago and it’s not okay help me

My favorite slashers taking care of a teen B]

Warnings: abandonment (i don’t get too much into the topic lol), crying (mentioned a couple of times?), that’s pretty much all haha

includes patrick bateman, leatherface/bubba sawyer, brahms heelshire, micheal myers

[literally do anything for this man…. ▄█▀█●]

patrick bateman

-this dude cares about himself and himself only, but he will do anything for you

-you’re old enough to stay home by yourself right?..RIGHT?

-take your child to work day is EVERYday ! (^o^)／

-you’re not talking or even getting close to paul allen. he despises him and he wants you to do the same

-limo rides on the weekends are the best 💅

-this dude is basically rich, so if you’re ever crying, get ready to go shopping!

- if you’re a masculine girl like me, he’s DEF gonna let you wear one of his suits ( only if it fits 💪)

[ i luv him like dhdjdhsjhs]

leatherface/bubba sawyer

-you were abandoned on the side of the road and no one was stopping for you

-*insert that one “uh you’re coming with me” tiktok sound*

- listen i know this dude probably doesn’t even know how to work a nokia, but let’s just say he HAD a phone

-bro you guys are going to be doing so many trends and saying stuff like “ you thought you ate”

- imagine bubba killing someone and you hyping him up like “slayyy !!😻”

- the family adores you (hopefully) and they obv treat you like family

-he won’t let them get to you and make u end up like him, he just won’t

-he cares about his child and wants them to be a strong healthy person💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

brahms heelshire

-okay i’m just bringing my childhood into this but just imagine this

-you guys are just laying on his bed and you’re on his chest, about to fall asleep, and he’s rubbing your back hubba bubbaaaaaaa

-anyways he does NOT know how to take care of a teen

-you’re practically taking care of him

-HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF

-if you’re crying, he’s crying bro😭

-though ur not really supposed to go outside, just think about having garden with dad brahms bro :[[[[

-ugh it hurts thinking about this (。·́︿·̀。)

-though he doesn’t know wtf to do, he’s trying his best and that’s all that matters

- also, COOKING WITH HIM WOUKD BE CHAOTIC BUT HELLA FUN

- putting cake mix on each other noses ☹️

-flour hand prints on each other WAH

micheal myers

-this dude also have no idea how to parent 💀

- i kind of see him as that kind of dad who would rather stay home with his kid than do literally anything else

-he leaves notes and reminders around the house (｡’▽’｡)♡

-probably makes u do chores tho😐

- i also see him as some kind of builder? like the ones to be really good at building things for their kid

- built u a treehouse so u can have a place to stay while he’s on his 10th kill streak of the night💀

-speaking of night, MOVIE NIGHTTT

- popcorn, candy, drinks, movies obv

-y’all are going to be up until 4am on a sugar rush, y’all be the keyword😭

uhhhhh yeah i guess that’s all 💪

[akaijisatsu]

Have you ever thought about foxes in Hogwarts? No? Because I did. Hear me out.

(Disclaimer: this wont be accurate to books as they wont be playing in the same team but they would interact frequently)

Dan Wilds ⭐

Nobody will be surprised by this but I would put her in Gryffindor. Shes a strong and brave woman, who doesnt let others tell her what to do or how to think. Shes proud of who she is and would never change for anyone. Also shes very caring and thoughtful about others. Strong woman 👍🔥.

Kevin Day ♟

Ravenclaw. Intelligent and backed up. This guy would stand back while everyone is doing their things and get in if something gets his attention. Captain of Ravenclaw quidditch team. Hes also very neurotic and anxious do I though he would fit here.

Andrew Minyard 🗝

Originally suited for Hufflepuff, but I ended up throwing him into Gryffindor. This guy wouldnt care less about his home, but he was chosen because of his lack of self respect that was taken as braveness. Also he would be thought how to heal there I think.

Matt Boyd 🌟

Hufflepuff. No questions asked. Nice guy, very caring and protective and very talented. I feel like he would play quidditch as a backliner or goalkeeper. And his fav subject would be 100% transformation

Aaron Minyard 💊

Slytherin. Ambitious and focused on becoming better. This guy would go to Ravenclaw but his ambition was bigger. Also he wouldnt care about his house, only on his studies. His fav subject would be spells or whatever the fuck was it called in english idk I've read it only in polish.

Seth 💀

Fucking dead- I mean probably slitherin- idk do I need to add him here?

Allison 💖

Material gworlll... her whole family was in Ravenclaw but guess whaaaat... my girl went to Gryffindor. Do I need to say that her parents were absolutely devastated? She says that Blue doesnt suit her and she feels way better in red. Shes a walking pride and she would rather die than let her someone tell her what to do. Her main focus at the moment is shipping everyone at school and winning bets.

Nicky Hemmick 🏳️‍🌈

Hufflepuff. Energetic golden retriever, would probably run a school newspaper and spend most of the time causing trouble. Also he would be a muggleborn. One of the most helpful people in the whole hogwarts. His fav subject would be DADM or The astrology thingy.

Renee Walker 🌸

Slytherin that everyone mistakes as Hufflepuff. She just seems so cute and nice but as we know she has a really dark side. Shes also caring and ambitious. Also plays quidditch as a goalkeeper. She likes to hang out with Gryffindor.

Neil Josten 🦊

My guy would be in Gryffindor or slytherin I'm not sure yet. I'm leaning towards Gryffindor tho, since hes selfless and brave (or just stupid). This guy would burn the world for his friends and you know he wouldnt regret it. Perfect for Gryffindor.

Bonus!!!

Riko would be a viktor krum of this AU. And he goes to Durmstrang. Change my mind

Jean would get a transfer from Durmstrang to hogwarts and would get sorted to Hufflepuff

JEREMY KNOX IS A FUCKINV HUFFLEPUFF I DONT TAKE CRITICISM.

Wymack would teach flying ofc and Abby is a nurse ofc.

Bee would be teaching about these plants yk, I dont remember what is was called. And Andrew would stay with her after lessons for a talk and to help her clean up the workplace.

Neil and Andrew get together after 6th year and they fight in the battle of hogwart together. Neil almost dies defending love of his life but gets saved by Kevin and Jean fighting off the death eaters back to back.

Dan and Matt are the sweethearts that you can always see in the halls together or in the library studying. Dan would sneak Matt to her dorm from time to time.

Nicky meets Erik during the Triwizard Tournament (Erik is from Beauxbatons) and he instantly falls in love. They start dating one year later and proceed to get married at 24.

Andrew was the one who showed Neil Thestrals and Neil absolutely fell in love with them. They proceeded to visit these creatures quite frequently.

Andrew spends most of his time in the Owlery, His dorm or outside the castle. After he and Neil became closer, he started to visit the Wish Room with him as well.

Neil adores numerology and absolutely hates transformation. Andrew on the other hand loves transformation and potions.

Neil escaped hogwarts 4 times. On his 2nd, 4th, 5th and 7th year. But always came back for Andrew.

Andrew still protects Kevin here, mostly on their 4th year.

Both Andrew and Aaron are pure blood, but Andrew keeps telling everyone hes muggleborn.

Dan on her 5th year almost threw a 7th year student off the astronomic tower for calling someone a mudblood.

Andrew indeed beat up 4 guys for bullying Nicky for being gay. He ended up with little to no punishment and the 4 students had to clean the owlery for 4 weeks.

Renee is the best at spells from her whole year

Allison as well as Neil Andrew Aaron and Nicky never goes home for christmas, and almost all the foxes stay for at least a day to celebrate together.

Kevin and Aaron study together and they are actually a really good friends.

There is no Exy championship but the whole mafia and Riko part plays in the "Goblet of fire" when all the schools compete in the Triwizard tournament. Neil does get kidnapped and Riko does get killed.

I was wondering if I should put it in the marauders era but I maybe will write other post about this. For now they exist along with the golden trio. I hope yall liked the hc AU thingy.

[xiaosweetheart]

pls share ur xiao self ship hcs he actually told me hes in love w u too

character(s): stares. blinks. me. and xiao.

genre: sfw (themes of fluff; light angst)

a/n: doing sth new today ig ! uhm. self-ship hcs below the cut !!

         ↬ oh my oh my ok so

         ↬ he's just like me fr. which. which doesn't seem like it'd be good for a relationship by any metric 💀💀💀 BUT BUT hear me out, i think it'd cancel out like pemdas LMFAO

         ↬ yeah we're both emotionally unavailable and isolate ourselves but together we're emotionally compatible and isolated together

         ↬ let's rewind a lil tho, it absolutely took A While to get anywhere relationship-wise w him 🚶 both platonic and romantic, but i'm so insanely stubborn and persistent and obsessive until i get my way so yk there was no way he was ab to get rid of me 😭💀💀

         ↬ now. to address the mutual emotional unavailability. or like. our mutual "give me space" attitudes or whateva 🔥🔥

         ↬ since we r both like. not suffocating !!!! and understand when the other needs space that does Wonders for the relationship

         ↬ it is. it is also, unfortunately, a gateway for mis/lack of communication :// xiao would be aware of any problems in the relationship, but unless they affect him immediately and personally, he just. won't bring it up — which means i'm gon have to do that and. oh lord 💀

         ↬ speaking of communication, xiao is. yikes. Very straight to the point and Blunt — even moreso than i am 😟😟 and its v easy for him to come across as cold and/or uncaring even if thats not the case. and i do think sometimes it would sting (maybe more than) a lil bc i'll have my moments of Sensitivity but !!!!!!! i can see myself exerting a great deal of patience w him :( lord knows he needs it 😭

         ↬ derailing for a sec; even further in the relationship, i do think xiao is still somewhat emotionally isolated ???? bc of his karmic debt and his refusal to accept any sympathy or help :(( which. i understand 💀 but also :/ once again i would be as patient as i could but 🤨🤨 i'm gonna help him w this whether he likes it or not it's unavoidable [lovingly]

                 ↬ in a gentle way tho !!!! gentle but stupidly fucking persistent. but i also think this is where. Many problems would occur. bc xiao is stupidly stubborn and has such– he's actually horribly self-deprecating. :(( n also a lil emo he would try to push me away bc "he doesn't want me to get hurt" as if i don't know what i signed up for 🙄 he can isolate and devalue himself all he wants but i'm not going anywhere and i'm not going to stop trying to help

         ↬ so anyway, fast forward to the more domestic(?) sides of the relationship, i'm gonna touch on both our love languages and how they intertwine rq

         ↬ i think xiao's love languages are quality time, acts of service, and physical touch !!!!

         ↬ quality time for an assortment of reaons: his isolationist tendencies, he's so old and has seen so much come and go and xiao is very aware of how fleeting human life is, and now that i am someone he holds near and dear to his heart, whether he likes it or not, i think he'd like to capitalize on his time w me

         ↬ we don't even have to be doing anything — or even talking; just one another's company is more than is enough <3 sometimes u will not hear from either of us for days at a time bc we are just simply hiding away from the rest of the world (together more often than not, but not always)

         ↬ acts of service bc words r not xiao's strong suit 💀💀💀 by any degree 😭 but he's doing his best and i appreciate that :(( he's just not very good at expressing himself or his feelings overall (this has lead to a handful of slightly damaging Miscommunications but thankfully im Very intuitive and do, in fact, know what's wrong)

         ↬ but anyway when i say acts of service is one of xiao's love languages, i do NOT mean cooking and cleaning 🧏 i mean like. its more akin to "the littler things" yk what i mean ????? like maybe he'd do lil tasks for me here n there throughout the day (whenever he can) or maybe run an errand or two if it's important 🙏🙏

         ↬ and lastly physical touch !! now. now just hear me out. xiao is so insanely touch starved it's literally not even funny i am Genuinely worried for him 😭😭😭 and so he was 100% touch repulsed at the start of our relationship, but that's ok !!!!! i am a very patient man when i want to be and have no problems w waiting for him to warm up to touch

         ↬ now. once xiao is ok w physical touch i think he becomes so physically clingy ????? bc he's like 2000 years old and was . Was Fighting for years and years on end this man has never felt a loving touch in his life (sobbing rn fr)

         ↬ by physically clingy i do not necessarily mean cuddly, i mean he is just. always by my side as often as he can be. i don't think he'd take the initiative to like . actually touch me ?????? (not for a while anyway) bc he's scared of messing up or doing sth wrong and would just straight up die [Metaphorical] if he were to ever hurt me — accident or not (this def ties in w his past)

         ↬ but that's not to say he cant be cuddly !!! xiao very much enjoys cuddling but ???????? one, he doesn't even know what its called tbh (he's so out of touch w mortals but that's ok im here to help) and two, he doesn't know how to ask to cuddle either 😭😭😭❓❓❓❓ poor thing :(( probably comes up from behind n wraps his arms around my waist n puts his head on my shoulder 🧐🧐 either that or he'll grab my wrist n like ??? pull me against his chest ?? or sth to that degree anyway 🚶 but obvi i'll take the hint n offer to cuddle w him <3

                 ↬ OOOOO ALSO he absolutely fucking melts whenever i play w his hair :( it's just so. its it it its so. soft. its so simple but so sweet :((

         ↬ now its time for my love languages !!!!! :0

         ↬ so. my love languages definitely mirror those of my partners 💀🙇 but my most consistent ones are acts of service (it's that goddamn virgo venus) and physical touch !!

         ↬ not only is it convenient, but i do think it works in our favor that our love languages are the same :)

         ↬ now, my acts of service. anything u need, anything at all, i am at your service 🧎🙏🏃 when i truly love someone theres hardly a thing i wouldn't do for them, and with how down bad i am for xiao ? YEESH (god please let me take care of him please please please ple)

         ↬ i'd learn to make almond tofu SO FAST 😭😭😭😭😭 n i'd do anything n everything i could to help him in anyway possible :((

         ↬ physical touch in my case. blushes and giggles. while i do not normally entertain others touching me, it's different w xiao (or in any close-knit relationship but 🚶)

                 ↬ i'd very much enjoy napping w him (RAINY DAY NAPS PLEASE GOD) or just sitting next to him or on his lap yk <3

         ↬ i think kisses would tie in w this too ?????? shakes and cries. i would just. i would give him so many kisses :((( a gentle kiss to his forehead, on each of his checks, the tip of his nose, his neck, shoulders, everywhere :(( AND HES SO PRETTY TOO HOW COULD I NOT SMOTHER HIM IN KISSES ,'?"!,:;!,"?",???:,??!?;,

         ↬ and as for quality time, i think this one is v self explanatory. me and my lil addictive personality. uh oh. 😊 ab to get addicted to his presence fr 🤒🤒 just. just spending any sort of time w him. it doesnt matter what we're doing or where we are so long as i'm w xiao :(

         ↬ as much as i'd like to pretend i'm not codependent. i very much am. physically anyway 🧏🚶 we dont even have to talk or interact or anything — which is nice bc yk we both understand the need for Emotional space, so this works out very well i'd say. if we r in our lil isolatory episodes, then there is a sharp decrease in our actual physical interactions ???? rather we'll like sit on opposite sides of the room, not even rlly talking, and jus doing whatever but its comforting knowing that we're like not Alone yk

         ↬ " uhhhh might add more later today but its 3am and im tired so this is it for now " maybe i will write more one day

[trailshome]

Yoooo do you remember me i am the kdid who got 2 teacher for my math so....today was my final exam of math and guess what .......MY WHOLE CLASS IS FAILING except 7-8 people Lol even the 12th grader said that our paper are difficult considering our class like it was 40 mark paper but i only did 2 mark 💀💀 i am happy that i am not the only one failing because last time i had a mental breakdown honestly it's kinda evil tho but i hope everyone fail :((( (am i bad for thinking like this...??))

//Heya!! Glad to hear from you again, sorry your test didn't go too well but I'm proud that you gave it a try!! Having nearly a whole class fail is... yikes! It makes me wonder if their other classes are having trouble too. I can't imagine that teaching math is easy, but I hope they're offering extra help to you and your class.

I don't think it's evil to think that though. I totally get it, I used to think/hope that too -- have you talked to your teacher about the test or gone to a school advisor/counselor? I feel like they should let you retake the test... If nothing else, they may find you a tutor who may help you next time (or prove that your teacher is giving you tests that are waaaay too hard).

I hope everything else is going well for you, however! Math has never been my strong suit sadly, so I can relate in a way!! Sending hugs to you! <3

[sankyeom]

tbz (obv) and nct! also treasure (if you stan them)

yess of course i stan all three of them!! 💜

the boyz

favorite member / bias line: i bias changmin (he’s one of my ults) and my bias wreckers are eric and juyeon

which member I’d fight (& why): i would definitely fight younghoon bc he gives me scrawny baby in a tall body vibes and i feel like i could take him?? like this boy pouts when he cries

favourite song(s): no air, water, break your rules, whiplash, right here & reveal are my favourites but honestly i like all of their songs except the ones on the maverick and breaking dawn albums lmao

favourite thing about the group: they’re so fucking funny and hardworking, plus they genuinely enjoy spending time with their fans and are so in synch both onstage and as friends 😪💜

something i’d like to see from them: more fresh/bubbly/summery content!! i really enjoyed thrill ride this summer and i hope they make more music like it, it really suits their personalities and expressions. i also love their reality shows so something like that would be good too

nct

favorite member / bias line: i bias jeno, and my bias wreckers are jaemin, kun, yuta, haechan, mark & MOON TAEIL OMFG THAT BITCH 😍

which member I’d fight (& why): i would fight renjun bc he’s small but also feisty, and i would really enjoy a verbal battle with that man. worst case scenario i’d just step on him bc he’s literally so tiny and i’m like 5’10

favourite song(s): my first and last & 1, 2, 3 by dream, limitless & touch by 127, yestoday & the 7th sense by u uggghhhh their older discography hits so hard i haven’t been loving their comebacks this year unfortunately

favourite thing about the group: their diversity!! there’s so much music to listen to and you’ll definitely find something you like within one of their units or albums. the diversity of nationalities is really fun as well, i love the little unofficial subunits like japan line and china line 🥰

something i’d like to see from them: another reality show similar to nct world 2.0, it was fun to see all the members together!! music wise i would love to see more varieties in genre and concept, they’ve all been pretty dark/strong concepts recently apart from hello future by nct dream

treasure

favourite member / bias line: my bias in treasure is jihoon and i am most often wrecked by hyunsuk, doyoung (he’s so adorable i feel like crying when i see him), yedam & junkyu (feel free to call me basic lmao i know everyone biases them)

which member I’d fight (& why): i would fight yedam bc i am literally traumatised by his aegyo from that sleepover/pyjama party episode of treasure map. he’d probably win tho bc he’s bang yedam and he’s good at everything 🙄

favourite song(s): going crazy is SUCH A BOP, but i love all of their title tracks (apart from mmm we’re just… ignoring her) but especially boy & my treasure

favourite thing about the group: their performances embody that badass, talented yg vibe but they’re actually such goofy and cute guys when you watch their content. i just think they’re hilarious and they clearly practice so hard to live up to the expectations of being under a big label, absolute icons

something i’d like to see from them: MORE MUSIC!!! they need to escape the yg dungeon and actually release music 💀💀 i love treasure map and their other content tho so i think in that area we’re being fed really well

[luckyluffiano]

🔫😆🍎▶️🔍!!!

ok im bad at picking favorites and have a lot of thoughts so bear with me. brevity is clearly not my strong suit dhskfhks

🔫 - Fav canon arc

i gotta go with water 7/ennies lobby. not only do we get the best exploration and characterization of the loml robin, its also the first time the straw hats actively put themselves in direct opposition to the world government and its just such a transitive moment in the show all around (thinking abt them losing the merry, them experiencing their first moments of discord within the group, luffy realizing that hes needs to be on another level if he wants to continue protecting his friends). plus i love meeting frank AND we get to see usopps journey w sniper king and all. it just sets up everything thats to come so well, literally no notes

honorable mentions would probably go to whole cake island, wano, and arlong park. also little garden holds a special place in my heart and i cant even fully explain why

😆 - funniest scene

hmm ive never rlly thought about this before but there are plenty. ok i feel like any scene where Law is realizing exactly what hes gotten himself into by allying with Luffy cracks me tf up. also the bit in return to sabaody where chopper is following around the fake strawhats and just thinks everyone looks super different after 2 years. and the whole bit with sanjis wanted poster and duval. ok and last (and probably fav) one is picas voice, that shit had me rolling 💀😭😭

▶️ - fav opening

i feel like we are is so ubiquitously one piece that i cant even count it but its obviously on the list. of the other openings i would literally scream-sing one day during marineford (i rlly tapped into the angst) so that's probably my top. also we go and hard knock days are up there

🔎 - what do you think the one piece is

ok the closest i can tell the one piece is what you get when you put together all of the poneglyphs and decode the story of the lost century? thats going off of the message that rogers left in skypeia but i feel like theres probably more to it too. like in my head its a story, and one that has the potential to destabilize the world government/ celestial dragons if its used in the right time/ by the right people. ive never looked at any theories or anything tho so i am interested to hear other takes