#tlc cage match

[good-morning-captain-crunch]

MJ Lenderman - TLC Cage Match

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

EVENT POLL: ROAD TO FICTIONAL WRESTLEMANIA

MATCH 4: TRIPLE THREE TLC (Tables, Ladders, Chairs) MATCH FOR THE VACATED WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

[ambreignsfan4life]

Your Month, Your Match Stipulation

January- Hell in a Cell Match

February- First Blood Match

March - Ladder Match

April- I Quit Match

May - Tables Match

June - Falls Count Anywhere Match

July- Ambulance Match

August - TLC Match

September- Last Man Standing Match

October- Steel Cage Match

November- Ironman Match

December- Elimination Chamber Match

[debbiechanclub]

I'm sorry, but Adam Copeland's injury is his own damn fault. Whomst the fuck jumps feet first from the top of a steel cage through a table? Especially a 20-plus year veteran who spent much of his career wrestling the Hardys in TLC matches? Hello???

[thirdworldrockout]

SummerSlam Prediction and Memories

2024 Prediction:

Damien vs Gunther: Gunther

Bayley vs Nia: Bayley

Rhea vs Liv: Rhea

Cody vs Solo: Cody

Logan vs LA: LA

Sami vs Bron: Bron

Punk vs Drew: Punk

SummerSlam Memories:

First one I watched was 1991, Bret wins IC title. 1993, Luger vs Yokozuna, Luger wins by countout. 1994, Bret vs Owen steel cage match and Undertaker vs Undertaker. 1995, HBK-Razor ladder match.

1996, Undertaker vs Mankind, Boiler Room Brawl. 1997, Bret vs Taker. 1998, Austin vs Taker. 1999, main event had Jesse Ventura as special guest referee.

2000, TLC match and Rock wins title. 2001, RVD vs Hardy and Rock vs Booker. 2002, Brock wins title, HBK returns. 2003, Brock vs Angle and Elimination Chamber. Pretty much after this I stopped following the program on the regular.

Best SummerSlam for me was 1998, a fun watch from start to finish, peak Attitude Era. It's a lot of memories, looking back. Bret vs Perfect '91 is one of the best matches I've seen and so was his steel cage match vs Owen in '94. HBK's ladder match in '95 and his return match vs HHH are both up there.

I think the most iconic SummerSlam moment was the Mega Powers Hogan-Savage tag team in the main event of the first one. A runner up would be, the Savage and Elizabeth wedding that turned into hell when Jake Roberts and The Undertaker got involved.

[judgementdaysunshine]

Finally Summerslam was here and everyone was ready for one of the biggest matches of your careers and you couldn't wait to defend your title against Lita. You cheer backstage for Chyna and Eddie during their match against Trish and Val, joy ran through you that she would continue her reign of being intercontinental champion while you wait to defend your own before the boys were ringside as the match starts off and the two of you give each other a run for your money as you put in your all before pulling off your signature move of that was now known as Bad bitch which seals the final moment of the match with you retaining your title before the boys lifted you in the air on their shoulders and sharing a kiss as the crowd cheers and chants "Power Trio". Everyone is amazed that neither Shane or Steve were severely injured from falling off the post, you accompany the boys to the ring for their TLC match against the Dudley's and Hardy's that leads you to interfere throughout the match from hitting Matt with a chair and jumping on Bubba's back to running in front of Jeff during Poetry in motion and spearing D-Von through the barricade which allowed Christian and Edge to climb up the ladders and retrieve the tag team titles before you and edge were pulled into a hug by test in an empty supply closet, the three of you celebrate a great summerslam with passionate kisses until you hear a loud bang and slowly peek your head out to see DX right outside your shared locker room. Immediately you run to the APA's locker room while the boys and christian went to see what dx had done which makes your heart drop when you walk in to see the room a wreck with the tv destroyed and the words "We ain't done Bitch" spray painted on the wall before you yell, "I'm gonna kill the slut!" all the boys chased after you when you kicked the door to dx's locker room open and fly halfway across the table before you were swinging and hitting steph even nailing Hunter and Billy during your assault until bradshaw finally pulled you off after twenty minutes of yelling as the two of you rolled around in a ball on the ground, but you weren't off long before hitting everyone in sight until edge, ron, and bradshaw drag you out of the room, "YOU'RE NOT GETTING RID OF ME THAT EASY!" now you sit in the hall after explaining what happened to Linda and Mick who was the commissioner of WWF. You knew that you'd be suspended as you stand outside and wish you had a joint when you see a man in a leather jacket with curly hair as he hands you a note with a crow before reading it, "I got your back, meet me around the corner when I come out" you follow him and the two of you to instantly become peas in a pod after talking, learning his name was Raven and unable to keep a question off your mind, "Why you helping me?" he looks at you as the two of you walk back to the arena after walking a few blocks down the street. "Because people who do shitty things get what's coming to them no matter what" you shake his hand and agree to his help before walking back in and find out that you weren't suspended but instead had a cage match with steph in three weeks, the boys hug you as you're ready to get everything you've held in about what had happened with steph and something you didn't know that you had wanted for so long; revenge.

[undisputed-queer-a]

Let's talk about the Diva's Title

I said I'd do this so...um yeah that thing. Once again I'll try not to reiterate ground that has already been beaten to death. Seriously it looks so sh*t. It looks like it's sold at Claire's, if your not British let me translate- it looks like sh*tty jewellery for 13 year olds. But yes it looks terrible but instead of just saying that in 50 different ways how does it compare to other women's title's at the time.

(From left to right: TNA's Knockouts World Championship, Shimmer's Shimmer Championship, Stardom's World of Stardom Championship, WWE's Women's Championship, Ice Ribbon's ICE Cross Infinity Championship and WOW's WOW World Championship)

In my opinion the most important thing for a wrestling title is that it looks like an accolade, that it looks like something people would want to win. And I think that all of these belt fit this criteria with some excelling but then again good looking championships are subjective (Knockouts Championship my beloved) so the important bit is that they look important and like well championships. The Diva's Title doesn't look like a championship, it looks like a really bad accessory.

Ok let's zoom in for a second and compare the diva's title to one of these other title, and because I have the most history with it, let's pick the TNA's Knockouts Championship. Okay first off while I know that cagematch isn't always the best place, I'd like to mention that it rates the Diva's title at 2.62 and the Knockouts one at 7.91. And now let's compare some reviews of these belts.

"Not as good as the women's title and division and never liked the look of the diva's belt. The division is too much about eye candy and not enough hardcore action. There are no true HC matches such as ladder, cage, TLC or no holds barred matches. Also tired of seeing the black divas used as jobbers and think Naomi should have a reign as divas champ and Alicia should have a second reign. Only one black woman has held the title so far in it's history which is not right in my view."

"A very poor championship. The very design of the belt itself represents inferiority and relegates the belt and all who hold it in limbo. It's not a representation of a true women's belt and has been designed more for a pr teen or adolescent. As the design of the belt is that of a pink butterfly. Nothing against butterflies per say but it seems to have purposely over feminized in such a way as to make it seem worth much less then every other belt on the roster. I actually find the belt somewhat offensive and do not take it seriously. There have been a lot of great women's wrestlers that have held the belt but they and the belt are so-called Divas which in my opinion marginalizes them and the title itself."

A scathing admonishing of this belt, it's role in the company and the treatment of it's women. Now compare.

"While a lot of dumb things - lockboxes, hypnotism, ect. but it is still a bright spot, especially during the 2000's period where only TNA and places like shimmer cared for woman's wrestling, and there have been plenty of fun matches for this title, still a good title, just needs some for focus on the title."

I think that the KO Belt has a higher batting average of good feuds and good matches.

Ok fun game time, Name a good Diva's title match.

Ok sorry that was a bit hard, Name a good Diva's title feud.

Maybe you could, but I couldn't. And that's part of why this Title was sh*t (wow I've said sh*t a lot in this post) I can't name a single good thing to come out of it...maybe Paige Vs AJ...maybe Paige Vs Charlotte excluding the really uncomfortable reference to Charlotte's dead brother. Also it's design and name do a lot of work to undermine the women who held it, but I think you knew that already. It's important to mention though. They didn't call them 'women', they f*cking called them 'divas'

In conclusion, I have talked about the Diva's title for far too long and would like to stop. At least things are a bit better now. A bit.

This has been Undisputed Queer-a.

Slay The System, Shock The Cis-tem, and see you next Monday.

[gertlushgaming]

WWE 2K24 Review (PlayStation 5)

WWE 2K24 Review, Experience a gripping retelling of WrestleMania’s greatest moments in 2K Showcase of the Immortals in WWE 2K24, where you can relive a collection of some of the most unforgettable, career-defining matches.

WWE 2K24 Review Pros:

- Realistic graphics. - 81.78GB download size. - Platinum trophy. - Officially licensed. - A performance center pop-up happens first and offers a tutorial with a My Faction reward. - Real video footage is used, for example in the performance center you get all the hosts acting it all out. - You can relive the greatest moments from the previous 39 Wrestlemanias. - MyRise has two new stories - Unleashed, and Undisputed. - Universe offers new and improved rival actions and outcomes. - MyGM lets you have control over brands, drafting, booking shows, and a chance to enter the hall of fame. - Six game modes - My Faction, play, universe, showcase, Myrise, and myGM. - Four difficulties - Easy, normal, hard, and legend. - Gameplay settings - weight detection (arcade/simulation), stamina mode (normal/infinite), pin mini-game (timed/rapid), pin mini-game first count lock after finisher (on/off), trading blows (on/manual only/auto only/off), allow held input for mini-games (on/off), rope break automatic (on/off), auto reversal for ground attacks (on/off), entrance run in play mode (player/on/off), mid-match run in (payback/on/off), post-match run in (on/off), blood, subtitles, tutorial tips, edited/created characters (allowed/not allowed). - Targeting opponents can be set to manual or semi-auto and each local player can set their own. - Player sliders for balancing on a 0 to 100 scale. - The performance center is where you can go for training and tick off objectives. - You can create your own playlists. - Can transfer save from PlayStation 4. - Roster Options - edit superstar, edit teams, stats, title management, and money in the bank management. - Match types - 1v1, 2v2, triple threat, fatal four way, 5 superstars, 6 superstars, 8 superstars, gauntlet, gauntlet eliminator, gauntlet turmoil, Royal Rumble, WarGames, handicap, tournament, and custom matches. - 16 match rules - normal, special guest referee, casket, ambulance, extreme rules, backstage Brawl, ladder, table, hell in a cell, steel cage, TLC, iron man, falls count anywhere, submission, last man standing, and no holds barred. - Creations has - superstar, entrance, and victory move set, championship, mitb, arena, show, custom matches, sign and image, and video. - Unlock new arenas through the MyRise game mode. - MyRise lets you use a created character or create one there and then along with some preset ones. - Choose your journey in MyRise and go with Unleashed or Undisputed. - Everyone is using their voice and likeness. - Social media within the game allows you the chance to create your scenarios and stories in MyRise. - Creating an entrance has a lot of options and lets you get creative with its powerful tools. - In the hub in MyRise, you can choose who to interact with and deal with multiple-choice encounters. - Earn upgrade points and level up your stats in MyRise. - Showcase lets you take on classic Wrestlemania matches and you get a classic original film setting it all up. - When fighting in the showcase you get set objectives along with set pieces. - Learning the reversal and blocks feels a lot easier this year overall. - They use the original arenas, animations, and ui for classic matches. - Charge finisher is where you press the buttons and then the game takes over and sets up and executes the move. - There is a lot of replay value for the game modes as you have many objectives and choices to shape new paths. - Great looking animations and they seem to be trying facial animations again. - You can rewatch the film in the gallery. - It's still funny to me seeing big huge wrestlers jumping and spinning around like they weigh nothing. - My Faction is where you earn and buy cards to collect Superstars and upgrade their cards. - Cards in MyFaction have rarity levels and bonus buffs attached to them. - Persona cards unlock new attire across the whole game. - Creating a faction means setting up a name, logo, wallpaper, and nameplate, and setting up your four Superstars who will fight for you, it's split into men and women. - Managers in MyFaction can bring buffs and state boosts to your team. - Daily login rewards for MyFaction. - Locker codes can be entered for cards and you can earn some in-game and in real life. - Challenges both lifetime and daily are in MyFaction. - MyFaction does have an online real-time play along with offline-style matches and tournaments. - MyFaction involves doing a certain win condition and you play as the card you play, you earn stars based on how you are doing like moves mixup, etc along with any daily and lifetime Milestones. - Faction wars in MyFaction is a run-based game mode where you play matches and earn rewards. WWE 2K24 Review Cons: - Long installation sequence on the digital version. You cannot play the game until it is done. (this is if you boot the game when you are told its ready to start) - The acting in set pieces can be borderline cheesy. - Makes me agree to the EULA and terms every time u boot the game up. - Cannot remap controls. - A lot of unskippable sequences from cutscenes to interactions. - The Bump show has awkward long pauses. - Your character in MyRise is so dull and lifeless in his line delivery and charisma as he has no charisma. - Whenever you are in game mode, everything outside of the fighting feels flat and lifeless. - They try to make a seamless transition between film and game to a very noticeable hard cut. - Can be hard to know how to do certain moves at a given time. - Some of the animations look bad. - Man, some of the character models look dubious at best. - Set pieces can break up the immersion and cause setups that are not realistic. - Faces and names are blurred out in some of the classic tapes, it happens but man it looks weird. Related Post: Warhammer 40000 Chaos Gate Daemonhunters Review WWE 2K24: Official website. Developer: 2K Games Publisher: 2K Games Store Links -  PlayStation   Read the full article

[wweallresultspage]

2k ppv summer slam results 8/17/23 night 1

Divas Rumble Match 20 women for Divas Championship you pick who you want In it

Aska won and new diva champ

LEGENDS vs Mortal Kombat team kick off match

Mortal kombat won

Goldberg vs Batista hell in a Cell

Batista won

Auston theory vs austin powers in a power tables march

Auston theory won

Hillbilly Elroy vs Billy Bob Joe 3 stages of hell Match loser leaves Smackdown

1 still cage

Hillbilly bob joe won

2 hell in a cell

Hillbilly elroy won

3 3 out of 5 hell in a cell

1 elroy 2 elroy 3 bob joe 4 elroy 5

Hillbilly elroy won and hillbilly bob is must leave smackdown

Bobby Lashley vs Bray Wyatt hell in a Cell

Bray wyatt won

Taker vs Joseph fof Joseph Championship kick off in Graveyard Match just play Graveyard music with lights turn down low

Joseph won

Asuka vs Charlotte vs Becky Lynch vs Belair vs Rodriguez Raw Women's Championship TLC Match

Belair won and new raw women's champ

Judgment Day vs Imprum vs Street Profits Bobby Lashley in Elimination Tables Match WWE Tag team belts

Street profits are the new tag team champs

Vince mcmahon vs Mick foley Hell In A Cell Match and Bret Hart special ref

Mick foley won

Main event

CM Punk vs The Rock main event for the Ice Cream Official Bar Championship for Rocks Championship

The rock won

[ladytron]

album of the summer👆👆

[its-sports-anime-life]

I'm sitting here smiling seeing Matt and Christian in the wrong together especially with the history they have together, I'm just happy.

[alexablissfrance]

Dossier : les plus grandes rivalités d’Alexa Bliss à la WWE.

Entre Bayley, Sasha Banks, Naomi, Shayna Baszler, Eva Marie ou encore Asuka, nombreuses auront été les rivalités d’Alexa Bliss depuis son arrivée au sein de la WWE en 2014 à NXT, et plus particulièrement dans le main roster : SmackDown et RAW. Mais parmi celles-ci, certaines se distinguent plus que d’autres et ont même mis le feu jusqu’à la plus grande scène : WrestleMania.

01. Becky Lynch

C’est à SmackDown que Alexa Bliss a été drafté après ses débuts à NXT. Little Miss Bliss, malgré le fait qu’elle n’ait jamais eu l’accès au titre de championne de la division “black and gold”, a réussi à briller par son charisme et son athlétisme. Dès lors, elle s’est confrontée à la première championne de SmackDown : Becky Lynch. Une rivalité intense s’est rapidement installée entre elles et Bliss obtient l’opportunité de combattre l’actuelle championne à TLC en 2016, qu’elle remporte en faisant tomber Lynch sur une table. Alexa, sacrée championne pour la première fois de sa carrière à la WWE, poursuit sa rivalité avec Lynch et sera amenée à défendre sa ceinture à SmackDown au cours d’un Steel Cage Match contre cette dernière. Grâce au retour surprise de Mickie James, qui lui vient en aide, Alexa conserve le titre pour enchaîner plus tard sur une rivalité avec Naomi.

En 2022, on les retrouve à RAW pour une nouvelle rencontre, très brève, mais d’ors et déjà enflammée. Alexa Bliss fait son entrée face à une Becky Lynch très remontée contre son adversaire sur le ring, déversant un flot de paroles vers son ancienne rivale : Alexa Bliss. Un jour, peut-être les retrouvera t-on dans une autre histoire, car de ce que l’on sait : Alexa est focalisée sur le titre de RAW, alors que Lynch est à l’heure actuelle blessée et donc absente des shows.

02. Mickie James

Une amitié est née entre ces deux femmes après que Mickie ait soutenu Bliss contre Lynch à maintes reprises. On les retrouvera à RAW, une fois que Alexa Bliss aura fait ses débuts dans la division rouge. Là-bas, elle deviendra la première Superstar féminine à avoir remporté le titre de championne de SmackDown ET le titre de championne de RAW, contre Bayley. Elle perdra la ceinture contre Sasha Banks à SummerSlam en 2017, pour le retrouver à nouveau quelques semaines plus tard contre l’actuelle détentrice du titre. Au début amie avec Nia Jax depuis NXT, celle-ci se retournera visiblement contre elle alors que Mickie James se détournera de Bliss suite à ses propos déclarés dans Raw Talk.

À partir de ce moment, Alexa Bliss semble prête à tout pour rester championne, et ce même si elle s’enfuit à plusieurs reprises du ring lors de ses matchs. Five Feet Of Fury pense “stratégie, manipulation et ruse” pour parvenir à ses fins : et cela fonctionne à merveille. James & Bliss se confronte à TLC en 2017, et The Goddess of WWE conserve le titre avant de le remettre en jeu à RAW quelques jours plus tard, de nouveau contre Mickie. Durant cette période, en tant que Championne, Alexa sera amenée à défendre le titre de RAW lors de presque tous les shows (la seule Superstar féminine à avoir autant défendu un titre au cours de sa carrière).

03. Nia Jax

C’est la fin d’une belle amitié, qui aura duré plus de quatre ans, entre Alexa Bliss & Nia Jax, lorsque cette dernière découvre dans une vidéo que Bliss s’est jouée d’elle depuis le début afin d’avoir un avantage contre ses adversaires. Se moquant ouvertement d’elle auprès de Mickie James, avec laquelle son amitié s’était renouvelée, cela a permis d’ouvrir la porte sur une nouvelle rivalité. Annoncé officiellement, le titre de RAW devait donc être défendu par Alexa Bliss à WrestleMania 34, en 2018, contre The Irresistible Force. Perte du titre pour Bliss et victoire de Jax. La même année, alors que Nia Jax défend son nouveau titre contre Ronda Rousey, Alexa Bliss remporte Money in the Bank et cash le même soir pendant le match de Jax/Rousey. Elle devient, par conséquent, la nouvelle championne de RAW pour la troisième fois consécutive.

Quelques années plus tard, alors qu’un changement majeur s’est opéré chez Alexa Bliss depuis sa capture par The Fiend avant WrestleMania 37, on les retrouve plusieurs fois en confrontation lors des matchs, où Bliss prend plaisir à manipuler Jax, qui était à ce moment là en équipe avec Shayna Baszler, grâce à ses jeux d’esprits. Manipulation mentale et magique qui s’est également déversée sur sa partenaire : Shayna, contre laquelle Alexa s’est battue, remportant chacun de ses matchs.

04. Ronda Rousey

Forcément, le coup du “cash” de Bliss, lors de son match contre Nia Jax pour le titre n’a pas été au goût de Ronda Rousey. Plus provocatrice que jamais, Alexa déverse sa haine contre l’ex championne de MMA, et les deux femmes sont transportées vers une nouvelle rivalité qui se résoudra à SummerSlam en 2018, où Mickie James sera également victime de Rousey, puisqu’elle s’était de nouveau alliée à Bliss. C’est la dernière fois que Alexa Bliss aura eu accès au titre de championnat de RAW, suite à sa défaite contre Ronda.

Les Superstars auront l’occasion de rejouer leur match quelques temps plus tard à Hell In A Cell, la même année, que Alexa ne remportera pas. Accompagnée par Alicia Fox et Mickie James, ses deux acolytes durant cette période de rivalité, Ronda Rousey sera quant à elle suivie par Natalya qui l’aidera à se débarrasser des alliées de Bliss. Avant sa défaite, Alexa n’aura pas manqué de se moquer ouvertement de son adversaire en face à face, se montrant encore plus machiavélique.

05. Nikki Cross

À l’instar de Nia Jax, son amitié avec Nikki Cross s’est crée sur le tas. Alexa Bliss et cette dernière citée ont été jusqu’à remporter les titres féminins par équipe à deux reprises. D’abord contre les IIconics à SummerSlam en 2019, puis contre les Kabuki Warriors à WrestleMania 36 en 2020. Après leur perte du titre en juin de la même année, Bliss & Cross ont continué de faire équipe jusqu’à ce que Nikki finisse par rejeter Bliss au cours d’un excès de colère à cause d'une défaite. The Fiend en profite pour faire son apparition, et capture Alexa pour la transformer complètement. Une rivalité vient naître entre Alexa & Nikki.

Alexa Bliss joue sur son côté “fun” et son aspect plus obscur, notamment en utilisant des jeux d’esprits pour venir à bout de Nikki. La rivalité se poursuit pendant presque deux ans, où Nikki tente de raisonner en vain Alexa Bliss, qui a révélé une facette bien plus sombre. Pendant cette période, mais après leur gros conflit, les deux Superstars sont amenées à faire équipe et à mettre de côté leurs différents. Cela ne va pas durer, puisque Nikki Cross (devenue Nikki A.S.H), va effectuer un heel-turn en 2022, ce qui lancera Alexa Bliss contre elle au cours de plusieurs matchs. Nikki A.S.H fait équipe avec Doudrop, contre qui Bliss était déjà en rivalité lors de ses moments glorieux contre Eva Marie, tandis qu’Alexa fait équipe avec Asuka, qui était également son ancienne rivalité au cours de sa période plus “dark”.

06. Charlotte Flair

Rivales à l’occasion du Survivor Series 2017, où Alexa Bliss est championne de RAW tandis que Charlotte est championne de SmackDown, les deux Superstars s’affrontent dans un match “championne contre championne”, que The Queen remporte contre The Goddess. Les choses se calment entre l’une et l’autre, car chacune étant situé dans sa propre division et n’ont plus l’occasion de se rencontrer.

Il faudra attendre plus de quatre ans pour voir renaître une confrontation entre les deux, et pas des moindres. Réclamant une opportunité pour combattre Charlotte Flair, détentrice du titre féminin de RAW en 2021, Alexa Bliss s’apprête à vivre une véritable descente aux enfers qu’elle ne voit pas venir du tout. La nouvelle création de Bliss depuis sa trahison envers The Fiend à WrestleMania 37, est une poupée nommée Lilly (qui l’accompagne partout depuis). Celle-ci va subir les foudres de Flair après sa victoire contre Bliss à Extreme Rules 2021, puisqu’elle va la déchirer complètement, mettant un terme à la période sombre d’Alexa, qui sera suivra plus tard quelques cycles de thérapie avant de redevenir “elle-même”.

Après cela, Alexa Bliss s’absente de la WWE et fait son retour à Elimination Chamber avant de commencer une pause qui dure quelques mois. Elle revient officiellement à RAW le 9 mai 2022 et enchaîne les victoires au cours de ses matchs, allant jusqu’à se qualifier pour Money In The Bank qu’elle ne remporte malheureusement pas (contrairement à Liv Morgan). Début août de la même année, Dakota Kai & IYO SKY font leurs débuts à SummerSlam puis à RAW, accompagnées par le retour surprise de Bayley. Ensemble, elles font face à Alexa Bliss, Asuka & Bianca Belair et une nouvelle rivalité semble être au menu. Quelle sera la suite pour Little Miss Bliss ?

[chargetheintruder]

Not so random wrassle gibberish.

Because I’m going to level with you.  I half saw some of this coming.  For those who don’t know, WWE is literally diluting its own trademarks and getting away with it in the name of being “PG” and “Family Friendly.”  And their excuse is that basically Vincent McMahon Junior and CEOs and advertisers--rich bitch old men like him, basically--are a squeamish and weak-kneed lot who can’t take it anymore.  No really, McMahon has admitted as much on Twitter.

So what do they do, now?  They bury their business, whole entire Pay Per Views at a time, and no, I REFUSE to use the new name for them, there was almost NOTHING “premium” about the series of unchecked wet farts and outright bowel accidents masquerading as “sports entertainment” tonight.  The first event, the women’s Triple Threat Match, was easily the best thing of the night--you could have turned off your set after the first match and literally have missed nothing.

But nah, people have to hype this up with “new arrivals” that never happen because otherwise it’s a shit-show.  Enter the burial and dismissal of Hell in a Cell.  I’m not even going to dignify most of the drivel in between the beginning and the end of this, except to say that Baron Corbin did a solid job of putting Create-A-Wrestler-Mode Moss over as a serious threat.  That match belonged in a Pay Per View.  The others, mostly not so much.  And they weren’t Cell matches, as per the title.

The match that WAS a Cell match?  Controversial for all the wrong reasons.  People on the Commentary Team spent the WHOLE Pay-Per View hyping up that Cody Rhodes was injured, torn pectoral, maybe torn biceps, hurt bad, and yet nobody said the obvious things: That the ONE and ONLY Cell match of Hell in a CELL was cancelled, or that Rhodes was at a hospital already, or who his replacement was.  This led a lot of people to suspect fakery, kayfaybe, Special K, whatever you call it in your time zone.  That’s fine and part of the business, to a point.

What wasn’t fine was clearing Rhodes to “wrestle” like he appeared to be.  He literally appeared to be massively injured with a torn pectoral and high on painkillers to compensate.  Half of his chest was black and red with deep wounds, and yet somehow he was supposed to wrestle, in a Hell in a Cell (hardcore giant cage) match with ONE ARM. And somehow he won.  Edit/Update:  Well things changed quickly.  Apparently Rhodes did stick around for an off-air thank-you/promo after his match, and the next day WWE personnel did downgrade the injury itself from “hanging off the BONE” according to Commentary, to a “partial tear in his pectoral”.  So there was a LOT of hype and exaggeration.  The injury was bound, iced up and numbed out until the last second, but perhaps NOT body-painted to look worse.  Nonetheless it did visually GET worse as the match wore on.  I think my point still stands, that this was a decision by WWE to make their ONE Cell match as repugnant as possible.

Well, WWE normally has an airtight injury protocol.  People suffering gym injuries are just plain yanked out of matches immediately and on a no-questions asked basis.  So what purpose does it serve to have Rhodes do this?  IF his injury is as bad as it seems, then it’s just gotten worse and he may have ended his wrestling career.  IF it isn’t, then it sends a message of a different sort: that WWE will stop at nothing to ruin their reputations entirely, seem as inhuman as possible, if it ruins a Pay Per View Event for a generation or two.

No really, 99 percent of the fanbase on Tumblr are decent human beings and appalled that Rhodes was even allowed to show up.  I want to be a decent person alongside them but after seeing this company put their Extreme Rules event through a similar screw-job, and then selling out their Elimination Chamber and TLC brand events to make them Saudi Shows (a.k.a. untouchable), I have to ask, what did they put Rhodes through to get that mess done!?!  Did they just load him up on painkillers and send him out with a reminder to “not bleed out?”  Did they take a small bruise, numb the hell out of it and his arm too, and then shellac the side of his chest with Finn Balor’s allowance of Body Paint and tell him to “ham it up until the first three rows puke?”  What even?  Because IF Rhodes was that badly hurt, there could be lawsuits, or, Cody Rhodes could just as easily take a Bayley Clause in his contract and go into “rehab hibernation” for two years or so until the whole world forgets who the fuck he was.  He could do that, get his contract frozen and get WWE to pro-rate his pay while he’s on the couch at home.  None of this makes any sense in the context of “Yes, he was that badly hurt and he was allowed to DO THAT.”  WWE isn’t that stupid, and Cody Rhodes has too much ego to end his career TONIGHT, like that. Nah, this only makes sense in the “Let’s use a slight injury, blown up to HUGE proportions, to completely sicken the crowd and make them HATE the Hell in a Cell concept.”  It’s ridiculous that I have to be that paranoid about this shit, but the last time I wasn’t this paranoid, Chris Benoit really did snap and murder his wife, child and himself.  And I was caught off-guard.  And I mostly stayed away from the wrassle for a decade plus.  So yeah.  Pardon my paranoia and cynicism.

Short Version: THAT series of events had no business happening and it’s set pro wrestling back at least two decades, just like Vincent JUNIOR planned it.  It’s shameful.

[thatsociallyawkwardpersonisme]

WAIT IS KANE THE FIFTH MEMBER!

Glad he's back!

[imlostinsantacarla]

@namjooniewifeu99: Thank you , i would like a Jacob x reader where he like you head over heels with Bella but he imprints on the reader and he tries to deny his imprint , or something in those works can it be angst with a fluff ending

(a/n: heya hun! i apologize for this taking hundreds of years for me to get around to and finally post. i hope you enjoy what i have come up with, please let me know what you think! thanks so much for requesting and supporting my blog. enjoy! - admin kat 🌙❣)

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Title: You’re Not Good With Weird and I’m Not Good With Fate (Jacob Black x Reader)

Summary: Being best friend’s with a teenage shapeshifter hasn’t been the easiest thing for y/n to have adjusted to, but they have adjusted far better than the pack originally thought they would. Yet when Jacob starts to avoid y/n, the answer they receive is certainly not the one that they were expecting.

Word Count: 4,372

Warnings: Angst, fluff, Jacob being a dick, imprinting, billy interrupting y’all, let me know if there’s anything I’ve missed.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

The news of your best friend being a shape shifting werewolf had left you almost gasping for air on the spot, like a fish having been plucked viciously from water. Anxiety pulsed and rippled through your entire being as the animal before you (which had replaced your Jacob) stared into your bewildered wide eyes with his own bulbous orbs. Your heart was palpating so wildly in your chest that you swore that any minute now it would leap from your rib cage and out onto the dull grass of Billy Black’s lawn. There was an intense feeling of nausea that swirled in your stomach, desperately climbing up your throat which made you feel lightheaded.

“Y/n?” Sam inquired softly, hands raised gently above the sides of his head as though he were surrendering to you. “It’s alright. No one’s going to hurt you.” His voice was soothing, crumbling deeply like the flickers of a log fire turning darker as it’s flames died down to charcoal embers.

“Sam, she looks like she’s gonna puke. You think she’s gonna puke? I hope she doesn’t. I’ve got a weak stomach.” Jared complained distastefully, lips turned down at the corners in a deep frown. “I think I’m gonna throw up now.” He continued, hand on his stomach and brows furrowed.

“Will you shut up, Jared? Nobody cares! Y/n literally looks like she’s about to turn on her heels and start running for the hills.” Paul quipped irately, shaking on the spot.

“Both of you, shut up! That’s an order.” Sam barked over his shoulder at his fellow brothers, voice booming, alarming you out of your shocked state.

“What the hell?” You murmured with furrowed brows, swallowing thickly once again as another wave of anxiety washed over you. “Jacob? Y-you just turned into a dog... a very, very large dog! This is insane.” Your eyes scrunched up as though shutting them as tightly as possible would make this entire scene vanish in a puff of wispy grey smoke. Yet when you opened them once more, the wolf was still in his place, staring at you with pleading orbs. 

The entire world that you had grown up knowing came crumbling down at your feet, leaving displeasing confusion in it’s wake. And unfortunately, that was the late time you’d seen Jacob Black.

---

Ominous charcoal clouds packed themselves over the small town of Forks, not a strange occurrence on a Saturday afternoon. Your head was still numb, lacking the ability to focus on even the most simple of tasks. However, here you were, damp hair clinging to the sides of your face as you sat in the drivers seat of your car, wedging your key into the ignition, twisting it and as if by magic your car rumbled to life. The heating blasted through the vents at a whirring pace, but comforting against your cold wet skin. It had been a week since the fiasco in his fathers back yard, and another two weeks since you had gone to visit him to apologize for not taking the news of his newfound abilities lightly, explaining that you had needed some time to get your head around the whole ordeal. You weren’t exactly great with weird.

“Hey,” you hummed shyly after having tenderly pattered up the steps of Emily’s front porch, your presence instantaneously noted by the pack of boys and one girl. You had been met with wolfish grins and a massive dose of teasing that you had definitely not missed. Jacob’s brothers and sister welcomed you back with open arms, relieved now that his depressing inner monologue would silence itself out, replacing itself with it’s usually sunny spell.

Jacob on the other hand had appeared intensely bitter, his hulking back still turned to you, indicating that his feelings were hurt. But you knew that a little bit of TLC and a civilized chat would get his walls to come down. “Can we talk?” You’d inquired sheepishly whilst having stuffed your hands into your back pockets - a nervous habit -.

“What’s there to talk about?” Poison seeped from his mouth. ‘Ouch! He’s definitely still mad.’ you had contemplated this time and time again, but it still didn’t dissipate the intense sting his tone of voice created in your heart.

Paul and Jared murmured something, eyes plastered on the pair of you as Embry had placed a bet with Jared over who would win. Leah promptly swatted the back of their heads at such a lightening pace you’d believed you’d dreamed it up if it wasn’t for the trio having clutched the rear of their skulls.

“You know that’s not true, Jake. We can dish it out for everyone to see right here, right now or we could go and talk somewhere privately.” You’d sounded more miffed than you’d thought you’d been originally. Confrontation, particularly in front of others always made you feel on edge and Jacob knew that.

“Wouldn’t you-” Jacob had spun around on his toes, deep eyes lit on fire with a flame that truly could have scorched you, though as soon as the look of indigence had clouded his complexion, it had vanished as though he’d suddenly choked on his words. He stared at you like he’d just seen the sun for the first time, which made you feel a little uncomfortable.

“Wouldn’t I what, Jacob?” You quipped perplexingly, arms folded neatly over your chest, brows raised in question. But he never answered, just gaped at you with that same love-struck complexion. Everything seemed to slow down between the pair of you, as though the gawping eyes staring at you both didn’t even exist.

A clearing of several throats had pulled the pair of you out of your dazes. The others boys were grinning something awfully mischievous at you both, which only spurred on your bewilderment. “Will you two love birds just get a room already?” Jared tipped his head back in exhaustion.

“No, you don’t have to worry about that because I’m leaving.” Jacob spat that same venom from before. And before you were even aware of it, Jacob had pushed past you and was down at the end of Emily’s garden that lead into the thick shrubbery beyond. And the teenage boy was gone.

A low whistle sounded from behind you and embarrassment radiated from your entire existence. ‘Maybe this had just all been a mistake.’ You kept telling yourself.

In the early days of this turn of events, you hadn’t been the least bit surprised when you had phoned him and he hung up when he heard your voice. Although Jacob was sweet and happy most times, obviously this physical change had left him in some form of anger-induced turmoil, which had only amplified when you had rejected him initially. But now enough was enough. Two weeks was long enough for him to mope about like a petty child. You were through with this.

The drive to La Push was a route that you swore to your friends that you could accomplish safely even blindfolded and the winding roads slick with black ice. You had been there and come back so frequently over the course of three years that it now felt like a second home to you. The pack had welcomed you with their taunting remarks and surprisingly you have become one of them, - despite the fact that you were only a frail human being -.

Determination sunk into your bones the longer that you drove, your previous numbness and apprehension having dissipated. Before long you were pulled up along the side of the road just in front of Jacob’s home; and with how dark it had been all day, you could scarcely tell what time it actually was. Yet nevertheless, you practically heaved yourself out of your car and into the pouring rain. Billy had already seen you pull up from the rickety window of his living room and whilst you neared towards the door, he opened it, allowing a yellow wash of artificial light to cascade in the deepness of early evening. “He’s not here, y/n.” the statement was cold, accompanied by an even more acerbic facial expression on his countenance. This made you feel unwelcome, causing you to wonder what in the world Jacob had told his father to make him use that kind of tone with you. Billy had always been quite chirpy and carefree around you in the past.

“Yeah, I don’t by that, old man.” Your brows furrowed as you muttered the words at him with equal matching coldness. “That’s what you said on the phone yesterday evening when I heard Jake call after you in the background.” You grumbled sarcastically, pushing past Billy. You trailed with you an ocean-full of water into the tiny home, which Billy also did not seem surprised about. In fact, now that you were indoors, you could tell that he appeared as though he had expected you to show up sooner or later.

“Well, haven’t you got me sussed out then.” Sarcasm mixed with a simper. Two traits that obviously Jacob had inherited from his father. But that didn’t stop you from storming through the little house and bursting through Jacob’s bedroom door to find that his closet of a bedroom was uninhabited. You had barely even noticed the squeaking wheels of Billy’s wheelchair. “Just like I said, y/n. He’s not here. But from the looks of your face, I’m bagging on the idea that you won’t be leaving any time soon.” he added wryly, ancient black eyes staring up into your own. “At least do me the favor of taking you jacket and shoes off.”

As if on cue, the back door of the Black’s residence opened, revealing Jacob Black’s towering frame which squeezed in through the small opening. Had Jacob grown in the past two weeks you hadn’t seen him? The boy was blissfully unaware of your presence until he looked up to find yourself and his father frozen on the spot. A flash of surprise dawned across his countenance as he took in your disheveled and wet appearance. The puddle of water at your feet made him snort, he knew he’d be the one cleaning that up once you left. “Hey Jake!” Billy grinned widely at his son. “Y/n just dropped by.” He stated it so obviously and nonchalantly it almost made you cringe. You had to hand it to the old man though, he really could make anything awkward sound causal.

Yet this only appeared to spur on Jacob’s rotten attitude.

"Yeah, I can see that.” He muttered bitterly, his great stature weaving around you and towards his room as though you just some obstacle in his path. A nuisance. Again, no matter how many times he used that same tone on you, it always seemed to sting just as bad as the first time. Yet now there seemed to be a dull ache in your heart, as though it were shattering into a billion pieces. Through the dull ache lit a searing fire of irritation and bitterness, creating a sour taste on your tongue and a distasteful whirlwind of anger flooded your system so intensely that your eyes began to water.

“What the hell is your problem?!” You snapped, following after Jacob. Your arm reached out and attempted to wrap around his bicep, but he only continued forward as though he did not notice your touch.

“Y/n...” Billy warned from behind you both but you paid little mind to his warning.

“Do you think I deserve all of this, Jake? How was I supposed to take the news of you turning into a giant freaking werewolf? I’m not Bella!” You hissed through tightly gritted teeth, your fists tightly balled indignantly at your sides, fingernails almost piercing the delicate skin of your palms, which gave you a sensation to ground yourself on.

A scoff emitted itself from Jacob’s mouth and you could practically hear his eyes rolling in his skull. “Yeah, well at least Bella didn’t avoid me for a whole week like a damn baby.”

“Yeah, you’re right Jake! You doubled that yourself.” If he wanted to play this childish game of hurtful words, you were game to jump right in, regardless of whether or not he would turn into a werewolf in front of you. With the way that your anger continued to fester in your veins, you genuinely felt like you could take him on at this point.

"You know that was different, y/n. I was trying to protect her.”

“Yeah, protecting her. What a load of crap! You’re the biggest hypocrite I’ve ever met in my damn life.” Your voice reached a volume it had never reached prior to this point and it almost scared you out of your menacing stupor.

“Hypocrisy,” the word left his mouth acerbically as his larger frame began to shake undoubtedly and his breathing altered itself to a quicker pace. “You know, I don’t get why you’re so mad at me for avoiding you. Do you not like the taste of your own medicine?”

“Taste of my own medicine?!” You practically shouted. “Again, how was I meant to take the news that you turn into a giant wolf, Jake? I’m not like Bella, I don’t do weird!”

“Then maybe you should leave.” He spat over his shoulder at you. The look in his eyes seemed to show more animal than human as he trembled violently on the spot.

“Leave? Jake, why’re you pushing me away like this? I get it, okay. I was an ass for avoiding you but I needed some time and space to get my head around the fact that you and your friends shape shift!”

Silence rung from him, he shut his orbs tightly, attempting to steady the rage bubbling within him through deep breaths. “You should really leave, y/n.”

“No! No, I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been avoiding me for the past two weeks, Jake. This has more to do with me having taken your shift badly. What happened at Emily’s when I tried to talk to you... when you turned to look at me, it was like you’d seen the sun for the first time in your life. Like-”

“Like what?”

“Like you actually gave a damn about me! And now- now you’re just being an ass. You’re running away from me and I think it’s got something to do with that time at Emily’s.”

Once more, silence hovered over the pair of you, which only indicated to yourself that you had hit the hammer on the nail with doubtless precision.

"Why don’t you just tell me what’s really going on?” You practically pleaded, fingers winding their way around his big wrist. His skin was burning hot, but you refused to let go.

“You wouldn’t understand, y/n. You don’t do weird, remember?”

“Why? Because I’m human? Let me try to do weird for once! I’m learning to...” You hummed under your breath, voice catching in your throat. This felt helpless to you. “Jacob, I don’t want to run away from this any more. I’ve come to terms with what you are and I’m staying, regardless of what you assume I think and feel about you.” It was tender the way that you spoke, an ardent edge that breathed forgiveness from him. You really did want things to work out between the pair of you. All of this arguing and avoiding made your heart ache for your Jacob.

"It’s not that.”

“Then what is it?”

“It’s because I literally hate the fact that I love you so much and you’ll never love me that way back.” There was so much defeat weighing on him that his head and shoulders slumped forward. He still hadn’t dared to face you, though the tremors running up and down his limbs had halted to a soft and slow vibration. He was cooling off. Finally.

In all honesty, this had definitely not been what you were expecting to come flying out of Jacob’s mouth. It left you silent and dumbfounded, mouth dry and agape. “Y-you l-love m-me?” You stammered breathless, fingers tightening around his russet wrist.

“See? This is exactly the reaction I was expecting!” His defenses came clamoring up in order to keep you out. It was exhausting trying to swim against the torrential waves.

"No, Jake, shut up for once! What do you mean that you love me?”

“Just forget I said anything...”

“No!” You tugged on his wrist harder, alerting him finally that you were touching him. He turned to face you, large deep eyes staring into yours with a pained expression. Being this horrible to you, pushing you away was also causing internally emotional damage to him also. “I’m not gonna forget what you said. Jake, you owe me an explanation. I don’t know what happened in the space of these past two weeks you’ve been avoiding me, but being away from you has been painful. It’s like I’ve been drowning without you. The whole time all I kept thinking is that I’d done everything wrong.” You hadn’t even realized there were tears in your eyes until they spilled over and down your cheeks. You batted them away impatiently with your free hand, anger now directed at yourself. “I’m so sorry for- for not having taken your shift well and for freaking out the way that I did. I’m just not good with surprises. But I just wanted you to know that I’ve never stopped loving you and I never will. I’ve always loved you, Jake.”

Awe struck itself across Jacob’s face as he stared at you whilst you cried in front of him. His head cocked to the side momentarily as he blinked a few times. He certainly hadn’t expected that! What did you mean you loved him? How could anyone love him when even he hated the fact that he turned into a werewolf? This didn’t make any sense to him, but it did fit together nicely with what all the other members of his pack had told him.

You were his imprint and these entire two weeks he had been avoiding something he simply could not avoid. Man, he suddenly felt an overwhelming sense of guilt bombard his heart and stomach, leaving him nauseous and unsettled. He’d really put you through the ringer for the past fortnight when really all you had done is react like any sane human would have. He even knew that he’d have reacted as you had. Even when he had shifted for the first time, mixed with all the pain and terror was the thought that he was truly going insane, so in the end, the boy couldn’t blame you for not handling things as well as Bella Swan had. Bella had been immersed in the world of the supernatural far longer than even he himself had. She’d always been odd like that, a danger magnet. The way you had reacted was simply rational, a logical factor of your fight or flight mechanism having kicked in.

The large calloused pads of his thumbs dotted and then pressed softly under your eyes, swiping away your tears with the delicate movement of a feather. “I don’t know what to say...” He stated just above a whisper before he sat on top of his small bed, his chocolate orbs now staring up into yours. Naturally he pulled you into his lap, his embrace hot as you tucked your face into the crook of his neck, the heat of his russet skin drying your tears instantly. “Don’t cry. Please? I hate it when you cry.” He pleaded into your shoulder, hands finding their way underneath your raincoat. He made quick work of rubbing your back soothingly, an action that he knew helped to calm you.

“I’m just not good with the idea of fate and soulmate stuff, y/n.” He hummed sincerely against the fabric of your jacket as he brought you much closer to him. The feeling felt warming, as though you were finally back home. It caused your heart to skip a beat and a sob to rake through you. This felt natural, as though it all made sense to you now.

Since no answer fell from your lips he continued, “I know this is gonna make me sound nuts but- oh hell!” He sounded conflicted as he pulled back from you, his nimble fingers finding their way underneath your chin and tenderly pushing your face up so you could see his reddened face. “Every wolf has what you call a soulmate somewhere out there in the world, but it’s not exactly guaranteed that we’ll meet them. Cheesy I know.” Jacob half smiled at you whilst your brows furrowed in confusion. “From what Sam and Hared have explained to me, it’s called imprinting. When we imprint on someone, it’s like- like you said earlier, we’ve seen the sun for the first time. That person we imprint on becomes our whole world and reason for existing. We have this unbreakable bond with said person. It’s impossible for either the imprint or the imprintee to reject one another. In fact, it’s actually quite painful.” He sighed out, eyes suddenly having dropped their gaze from yours.

“What does that mean?” You inquired softly.

Jacob grinned halfheartedly before he looked into your eyes again. “It means, y/n,” his face leaned closer to you, only milometers away. It left your head swimming with excitement. “that we’re soulmates.”

"Me? I��m your soulmate?” You gawked at him, your pointer finger pointing at your heart. Jacob’s chest rumbled with laughter, your confusion making you appear cute.

“Yeah. And it’s a new thing for me too. I’ve never really believed in fate, hence why I’ve been avoiding you for two weeks. I just hate not being in control of myself. I mean, I never meant to hurt you, you have to know that. You do, don’t you?” He inquired candidly, eyes meeting yours once more and you nodded softly. “Good, because if you didn’t I’d have to kick myself again.”

“You’re mad that I’m your soulmate?”

“Imprint. You’re my imprint, y/n.” Jacob grinned widely as though the sun was gleaming in his bedroom once more. “And yeah, to be truthful, I was. But that’s only because I didn’t want to face it.”

“And now? Do you not want me to be your imprint?”

“Of course I do! I was just being petty. You’re not good with weird, and I’m not good with fate.” To that he rubbed his neck sheepishly, causing you to grin widely and giggle.

“You know, for a six foot seven inch teenage boy who’s built like a tnak, you really have a fragile ego.” This made Jacob tip his head back and laugh in even more abundance.

“Alright, I’ll take that one. I do kinda deserve it.”

“I mean, you really were an ass.”

“Yeah, and so were you.”

“Touche.”

A comfortable silence enveloped you both as you silently grinned down at your fiddling fingers. This whole experience left your mind fuzzy and your belly full of fluttering butterflies. “So does this mean we’re okay not? No more avoiding each other like we’ve got the Black Plague?”

“Yeah, we’re good. No plague included.” He stated with a breathy chuckle, his forehead leaning against yours. His hands trailed down to your hips, thumbs brushing underneath the hem of your shirt in a reassuring gesture.

“Good.” You sighed in relief, smiling like you’d suddenly won the lottery. That’s when you finally took note of how alarmingly hot he was. “Jake?” Concern laced your tone.

“Yeah, y/n?”

“Is it normal for you to feel like you’re on fire all the time?”

“Yeah, that’s unfortunately a wolf thing.”

“Well, that’s certainly gonna come in handy during the winter if I do say so myself.”

Again, as though he could not stop himself, Jacob snickered, wrapping his russet arms around your waist securely, bringing you into his front once more for a tight embrace. This felt like the best feeling in the world, being in his arms. Home. It felt just like the home you’d always dreamed of since you were a little girl. Your orbs began to flutter shut tiredly as your fingers brushed against the base of his neck, the tips fingering through the short hairs on the nape of his neck, a gesture of forgiveness. Peace radiated off of the pair of you as though nothing else mattered in the world. Surely nothing could ruin this moment.

Suddenly, the door nudged open, revealing Billy Black. As if on cue, embarrassing painted evidently on your expression, you flinched out of Jacob’s arms and landed on the bed next to him. The entire movement left him confused until he stared at his father in the doorway with the smuggest grin smacked straight on his face. “Hey, y/n, I see you and Jake have made up. I hope that means that you’ll be staying for dinner. I’ve made my famous spaghetti: It’s a family secret, passed down from generation to generation.” The way this old man was capable of reacting so calmly to any situation was almost laughable.

“S-sure!” You hummed whilst Jacob scoffed beside you, muttering underneath his breath about how spaghetti hardly dated back far enough and wasn’t culturally accurate for it to be true. You pinched Jacob’s arm softly, to which he laughed at.

“Great! Because while you two had your little fiasco I was in there finishing it all up. It’s ready now.” And to that he twisted his wheelchair around and made his way to the living room. “Jake, do you mind plating up the food? Also, can you wipe up that puddle of water on the floor so y/n doesn’t slip?”

“Yeah, yeah.” Jake muttered brazenly, his orbs rolling as he got up off of the bed and followed after his father. You grinned to yourself for a moment as you watched Jacob dash to the bathroom to grab a towel and mop up the water you’d left in your wake of chasing him down earlier that evening before he made his way into the kitchen to dish up some plates of Billy Black’s Famous Spaghetti.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

please like, reblog and follow for more!

requests: open!