#tntduo royalty au

[rachelsquill]

who the fuck are they

[aniloveblossom]

kind of vamp!wilbur and prince!quackity royalty/fantasy au idk

[saintashes]

thinking ab runaway c!tntduo in a royalty au,,,, king / prince quackity and some sort of wilbur (could be traveller, could be poet, could be advisor, could be prisoner, etc etc),,,,, my God is the brainrot REAL.

[anonymous-dentist]

For each bracket Quackity wins of the sexyman tournament, I will write one short /r c!tntduo fic

We have one fic unlocked already! But I can’t decide which to write! Oh no!

The choice that takes first in the next 24 hours or so will be written first. Second place will be written if Quackity takes the next round, third for the one after that, so on.

[bonesandthebees]

Travel curse aside I’ve been writing a lot of the royalty au on this flight (I’m like 70% done with the first chapter) and good news everyone tntduo are still gonna be tntduoing so here’s a snippet

[salineroses]

Broken Bread

a poem based on @crimebeach 's fic "break me, i am bread" (which in turn was inspired by @rachelsquill 's tntduo royalty AU)

1

broken bread burnt crisp

dipped in the river

to feed whatever mold may remain

(because there always is

tucked in crevices

rotting flesh down to the grain)

one day turns once a week

and it's a wondrous feat-

that is,

till your counts fall down

from twenty one to three,

and hand in hand

turns hands on feet

turns averting your father's gaze when you meet

your wife friend Sally hides behind veils

she'd tear up, deaf to the crowd's wails

you can't say the sea washes away the hourglass sand before it flows;

you can't say anything at all

(Q your friend love possesses a prelude

to your father's rage, dignified yet crude)

2

you lost the ring in the garden

thanks to someone else's hands-

you don't mind, she wouldn't, he certainly doesn't,

but you can't make your way

to the dinner table

fingers naked to the public

hands red in shame and guilt and the throbbing ache left by a ring that was too tight (didn't fit quite right)

(you hope emerald eyes would catch a glimpse;

it might make this easier)

your love shoves the ring into your palm

and the fear chokes you

as he watches you slip it on

faking faithful, you

fucking coward

[qjaiden]

hiiii anything wilbur or q related writing idea wise or snippets 👀

heres my tntduo royalty au rough rough draft i hope to finish… one day..

“I’m Wilbur, nice to meet you.”

This guy, Wilbur, dared to smile as Quackity had him pinned to the ground. The knife only got raised higher to his throat but Wilbur remained dauntless regardless of him being a trespasser on royal property.

The prince examined the idiotic man below him while his legs were still on both sides to keep him put. Illuminated by the moon, he was able to see the man’s messy brown hair with a shy white streak, old circled glasses, and the slightest bit of stubble that kept around his chin and the sides of his jaw. The shadows kept his neck hidden from Quackity’s vision but something silver reflected the gray light that nearly blinded his good eye.

“What are you doing here?”

The other didn’t struggle against him and Quackity found it odd. Easily with the height difference between the trespassar and himself, the other could at least try to push him off (though he’d lose against if he were to try Quackity (or at least Foolish for that matter)). This entire situation was weird and off-putting, to be honest. Quackity wants this to be over.

“If you move the knife then maybe I can answer your question.”

“Who are you to tell me what to do?”

Wilbur dared to roll his big, brown, menacing eyes before giving him a dead stare, looking exasperated. “How am I to respond”, the trespasser paused, letting the knife rest differently on his throat, “if there is a weapom blocking my breathing?”

In all fairness that was true. Hesitantly, Quackity slowly moved the blade away from the other’s throat and let it rest a bit closer to his chest. For just a second, the other sent an appreciative smile up in the prince's direction before he cockily answered. “Thank you for being somewhat reasonable.”

Quackity let the spark of a flame start his fire of emotions all over again, the small amount of alcohol and the mix of emotions tonight led the weapom back against the other’s throat.

“Watch who you're fucking talking to, Wilbur. Remember who’s not supposed to be here.” He was close enough to let his breath touch the other’s mouth but he remained silent. He assumed he was glaring at the other as he studied him. He doesn’t seem afraid or even off-put.

The other shifted below him but remained with calm composure. How irritating. 

“I’m sorry”, the taller man croaked out, his voice restrained but arrogance still subtle. Quackity pressed the blade further to his throat, not enough to bleed but to show he was in control. 

Or perhaps Quackity is letting his emotions get the best of him as they have been all night. What kind of future King takes his emotions out on innocent bystanders? How is Quackity to be King when he cannot control his emotions to the point of holding a man to knjfe point? Even though he’s a trespasser, he was still sadly a person.

With a loud sigh, Quackity got off of the other and brushed his dress pants off. “Just go. Don’t come back or I’ll have the guard on your ass so help me God.” A fake harshness clouded his voice in hopes the other would go before he had a breakdown over the night.

The trespasser, Wilbur or whatever the hell his name is, got off the ground and took his time in doing so. Quackity was naturally taken back by the other’s height and some may argue it's because he's shorter but who the fuck is that height? “I’m sorry I ruined your night”, the taller man spoke quietly, “My curiosity got the best of me, it wasn’t my intention to see anybody.”

Quackity looked up at him, confusion settling on his features. “You came to the palace on a night with many people attending a party. What were your plans exactly?” How foolish. That apology seemed genuine but had no real thought behind it. His knife remained in his hand in case the other wasn’t telling the truth. Quackity cannot quite figure out the other’s angle here.

“None of your business.”

Hold on. “Excuse me? What do you mean none of my fucking business?” 

Wilbur crossed his arms and kept his glare straight. “It’s none of your business. I don’t know why you’re even here and I don’t know what even gives you the right to hold that blade to my throat.”

“Are you being serious?”, Quackity asked, his arms crossed now too. This has to be some type of joke. Surely Wilbur has heard of him, everyone knows him. After a beat the other man just simply kept looking ahead at him, it dawned on him that he truly doesn’t know Quackity. 

He doesn’t know about the power, the crown, the engagements, or the fact Quackity is to be King in nearly a mere month.

“I’m a Duke”, he lied through his teeth, “and I’m here as a guest. Unlike you.” Quackity wasn’t one for lying but then again, when does an opportunity like this ever arise? To be someone close enough to normality that isn’t too out of reach. 

Wilbur narrowed his eyes at the shorter man and seemed to examine him the way he had done to him earlier. Surprisingly, this isn’t the first time someone has examined him but not in this way. In a way of trusting him, people typically just do it out of fear. Interesting. Quackity can’t seem to put how he feels about this.

“What are you going to do about me breaking in on the property? Going to get a guard to come to harm me? Kill me?”

Quackity was taken more aback. “What? No. Why would I get you killed? This isn’t even my palace.” Wilbur approached him and for a moment he seemed like someone trying to pet a feisty cat. “How do I know I can trust you? You’re just another snob with too much money and no direction.” 

His anger started to simmer again. How dare he? Quackity was showing him sympathy by simply not calling Foolish and getting his ass beaten and then thrown out or put into prison. This is what Quackity gets for feeling anything-

It took him a mere moment to realize he was acting just as the other said. His jaw was clenched and he could just feel the angry expression he has on his face whenever he gets too irritated. 

“You can call me whatever you fucking please but don’t just assume everyone in this palace is the same. Not all of us are like that.”

Wilbur shrugged and took a seat on the nearby bench, the one Quackity was peacefully sitting on before he’d found this absolute idiot at the gate. “Tell me then, what are you like?” Why does he speak to Quackity as if they are equals or even friends? Tonight was far too strange for him to truly comprehend.

“What are you talking about?”

“Let me pick your brain”, Wilbur said far too casually, “clearly you aren’t inside for a reason and I have nowhere else to be.” He then patted the area of the bench as if Quackity was his guest.

His initial instinct was to inch away and leave because this isn’t Quackity’s normal. His normal was conversations with Charlie, though it’s typically Charlie rambling and random conversations with Foolish. None of the conversations are about him or “picking his brain”, just general royal fucking duties, whatever that means. 

Hesitantly, against his instinct, he sat down next to the stranger who seemed far too welcoming. Wilbur raised an eyebrow near Quackity’s side but Quackity knew it was the blade that stayed by him. “I’m not a fool, I need self-protection.” With that, the other rolled his eyes and sat back.

The moon was shining in the garden and the plant leaves seemed to be a bit more lively regardless of it being near midnight. The environment was calm and almost relaxing if it wasn’t for the uncomfortable conversation with the trespasser. 

“So, why are you out here instead of joining the party?”, Wilbur asked as Quackity avoided eye contact with him. 

Maybe because I just met two men I’m supposed to want to marry but instead I feel no emotion towards them and those palace walls feel like a prison cell. 

“Because it’s too crowded.”

Why was he entertaining this? Sure it was lying but it was still a conversation. Quackity should tell him to leave and then he should go back to the party where he was supposed to belong.

The other shifted in his seat and nodded. “I understand that, really, but I assumed that wouldn’t be the reason.” Quackity looked over Wilbur, to defend himself. “What the hell is that supposed to mean? Why would you think I was out here?”

“Aren’t you-”, he questioned, “-supposed to be used to big parties like this? I would suppose being a Duke would mean you attend things like these quite often.”

Quackity could sit there for hours explaining how much he dislikes coming to events, especially when they’re focused on him becoming King soon. The center of attention becomes arguably worse when it's on you for a reason you dislike.

Instead, he avoided it. “You look different when you’re not pinned to the ground”, he decided to change the topic entirely. And besides, he wasn't wrong.

The trespasser looked a lot softer in the white light and didn’t seem as menacing. Maybe it’s because the anger from Quackity somewhat faded but the other began to actually look like a person and not just an intruder. Quackity never thought the man was ugly but to be quite honest a lot of things happened in a matter of moments, so looks weren’t the exact focus.

He looked nice for some guy.

Wilbur ran his fingers through his hair, the light shining on specifically the white streak. “Thank you, uh- most people don’t see me pinned anywhere. Typically they take me to dinner first.” The other joked and Quackity fought down a smile while rolling his eyes. “Whatever, don’t take it as a compliment.”

“Shall I take it as an insult then?”

“Take it as neutral as you can. You seem to have an ego.”

That earned him a laugh that seemed close enough to being genuine. It was a pleasant noise that Quackity didn’t often hear around the palace. “I seem to be called egotistical often, though I believe people call me pretentious.” By the looks of the other man, besides the typical brown ubiquitous tunic and pants, he had a beaten-down satchel that had a book sticking out of it. “I believe pretentious would be fitting for you.”

[starflake-burning]

I have essays to catch up on, but I also have so many fanfics I want to be writing. Here’s my tentative update schedule:

Last chapter of Mistakes Were Made (tntduo familiar au)

Outline the last 10 chapters of Fatal Examinations (dsmp ensemble alien au)

Write one of my SBI oneshots that I’ve been collecting ideas for 

Outline unnamed Last Life lifeguard au

Outline Springtime Blues (mumscarian roommate au)

And here’s a look into my ideas docs:

SBI Monument valley au

SBI lost city of Atlantis au

SBI dystopia/expirimental superhuman au

SBI royalty/assassin au 

Doc modern with magic scientist au

archeologist!Martyn meeting the red king’s ghost

Feel free to ask me questions about anything on these lists! 

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Libertango

by anotperegrine (anonperegrine)

Quackity tunes back into the bickering when he hears Tubbo mumble to the Crown Prince, “My cousin is your brother’s sugar daddy.”

“Excuse me?” Emperor Soot says, whipping his head around at the two as the Crown Prince starts to laugh hysterically, and Tubbo joins. Even Quackity snickers, and starts laughing harder when the Emperor turns a death glare on him.

 or;

the tntduo royalty arranged marriage AU none of you asked for

Words: 6616, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: M/M

Characters: Wilbur Soot, Alexis | Quackity, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, Toby Smith | Tubbo

Relationships: Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot, Alexis | Quackity & Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Alexis | Quackity & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, (Past) Alexis | Quackity/Jschlatt

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Royalty, Royalty, Emperor Wilbur Soot, King Wilbur Soot, King Alexis | Quackity, Kings & Queens, Princes & Princesses, Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Siblings, TommyInnit Loves Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot Loves TommyInnit, and they equally love torturing each other, Alexis | Quackity & Toby Smith | Tubbo Friendship, Alexis | Quackity Acting as Toby Smith | Tubbo's Parental Figure, Alexis | Quackity and Toby Smith | Tubbo are Siblings, they're not thought they're cousins but PLEASE, SOMEONE UNDERSTAND MY VISION, CABINETDUO COUSINS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL, Prince TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Crown Prince TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Prince Toby Smith | Tubbo, but he's not he's a duke, but there's no tag for that, Duke Toby Smith | Tubbo, Alexis | Quackity Loves Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot Loves Alexis | Quackity, eventually, Slow Burn, very slow burn, Slow Romance, Slow Dancing, Slow Build, It's gonna be slow, Marriage Proposal, Arranged Marriage, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Marriage of Convenience, Flirting, Bad Flirting, Wilbur Soot is Bad at Feelings, Wilbur Soot is a Mess, Alexis | Quackity is So Done, Alexis | Quackity is Bad at Feelings, Alexis | Quackity is So Whipped, Married Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot, eventually just wait, Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot-centric, Alexis | Quackity and Wilbur Soot-Typical Behavior, Enemies to Lovers, Rivalry, Political Alliances, General Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), okay i'm done for now

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[rachelsquill]

Huevember day 24

again I wanted to use this color even tho its yesterdays color so plz accept this tntduo royalty au drawing. King Phil is not happy with his son's new relationship but he'll get over it

[izzyhandsgf]

Would people be interested in reading some sort of Royalty/Bridgerton TNT Duo au? I’ve found a plot I wrote out in my notes all about it and several character descriptions as well. It revolves mainly around a probably Georgian-Era royal family (SBI of course), an underground ring for the members of the ton that had been created years ago where the nobles can get up to all sorts of illegal things, a court/ton of nobility, a forbidden romance for our beloved explosion boys because of class difference (Wilbur is, of course, a prince and Quackity is but a Baron and a casino owner), a whole military along with it, syndicate and tie-ins from canon, plenty lesbian relationships as well as gay ones (something this fandom severely lacks) and just much drama and scandal as the show it’s based on! 

The premise is basically Wilbur and Quackity having to keep a famous facade of hating each other amongst the ton whilst hooking up most nights in an establishment Quackity owns called- yes, you guessed it- Las Nevadas. Eventually feelings and a relationship develop, despite Quackity believing most of the way that he’s not worth the love Wilbur tries to give him.

To quote my good friend LBTea- “And there’s the conflict of the class difference and just world difference in general like Wilbur’s a prince but also has this sort of double life and Q’s environment is mostly the second part of that double life so I imagine he’d close himself off to any affection that Wilbur suggests at having because maybe he’d think “I’m only one part of his life and I only see one [or so he thinks] part of Wilbur so I can’t love him and he can’t love me”” Which basically covers a lot of it.

Some secondary storylines are Tubbo, Phil’s adopted son and Schlatt’s biological one, working as an apprentice to Lord George, the royal physician and scientist to develop explosives, Tommy being trained in combat by both Wilbur and Dream and incessantly pissing them off, a young, prodigal Ranboo being trained by all members of the syndicate to hone his academic skills and train his mind, Dame Niki as the court’s resident award-winning florist, seamstress, arsonist, assassin and baker and her long-lost love who she eventually reunites with after years of correspondence over letters, a quote unquote “stoic epic swordsman badass warrior dude” Dream who is simping for a not-at-all interested George, a once-Lord Schlatt who was exiled by Minister Halo for his crimes, leaving nothing but a son in Philza’s care, military leader Techno, and much, much more.

It’ll be a pretty mammoth task but I’ll drop some character descriptions as well so lmk if you’d be interested in reading this!

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[saintashes]

Aaa I would love to talk about the runaway tntduo!

I could see Quackity being a prince who wants a break from his responsibilities (maybe George takes his place?) so he goes into hiding and uses a fake name. He wears a cloak all mysterious-like and tries to make himself look more like the townsfolk. At some point he bumps into Wilbur who just so happens to dislike the prince a lot. So much so, Wilbur jokes about being hired to assassinate him (not knowing that Q is him). They despise each other at first but like each other’s energy, so they stick together. Eventually they become closer and Wilbur shares why he dislikes the prince (something about poverty, inequality, and having to earn money for his brother Tommy/family) and how he dreams of becoming bigger at being a play author and musician. Quackity sympathizes with him and feels bad about lying to him.

That’s all I have so far but I would love to hear your thoughts!

yes tumblr user purpleshoenickelhuman !!!!!! jumping for joy yes yes and to add on to yours,, consider: revolutionary wilbur and undercover king q bc he wants to figure out why his kingdom is so revolted against him !!!

[bonesandthebees]

*cracks knuckles*

So royalty au. From the prequel we know that this is a story about Sam picking an heir and the whole inheritance that is going to get very complicated because he has no children thing. We know Niki and Quackity are options. (There might be more people, but shhhhhhh). Phil is Sam’s advisor and Wilbur is his son. Niki is Wilbur’s best friend. And from the snippet and other Bee-comments we know the tntduo will be tntduoing.

From the snippets we know there will be an announcement. This is assumed in Niki’s and probably confirmed in Quackity’s. (Also, this castle is a gossip house, as it should be.) the logical assumption would be that this is going to be Sam announcing who will be his heir. Though just doing it at dinner feels to informal, so maybe he’s just going to announce when he’s going to announce it. (Or he’s bringing in a completely different person as another possible or chosen heir, who knows there are OPTIONS.)

Anyway, some of my speculations in no particular order:

It is the heir announcement and Phil knows who it’s going to be but he’s not telling Wilbur because it’s going to be Niki and he doesn’t trust him to not tell her yet. (Rumours would spread very quickly if there is to be a big announcement and suddenly Niki is very cheerful.)

Same as above, but it’s NOT Niki. Same Wilbur cannot be trusted to keep this info from Niki. Or a potential, not wanting Wilbur to have to lie to Niki when he knows. (Same possibility for rumours spreading based on any change in Niki’s behaviour.)

It may or may not be the heir announcement, but it’s important and clearly Wilbur is getting pressed for info from all sides, so Phil might just not want him to spill in general rather than just to Niki in particular.

Phil is still planing to tell Wilbur about the announcement, he might have only heard about it from Sam after breakfast, or he wants limit the time between Wilbur knowing and it happening to avoid a leak. (I’d assume he’d want Wilbur to have a guarded reaction to the news, and knowing what he’s about to hear would make that a lot easier.)

Phil wants to see Wilbur’s raw reaction to the announcement to know his opinion (I’d assume he could just ask this, but you never know with the complicated Sandduo.)

It’s just any regular or normal announcement and the palace it’s getting turned upside down for nothing, which is why Wilbur wasn’t told (unlikely because it’s the first chapter so something needs to be set up).

And lastly: surprise heir, because I have no idea where Tommy is going to come in and I would not be surprised to have him suddenly thrown in as heir out of nowhere which would force Wilbur to work with/befriend him which Niki could see as a betrayal. (Also, many options to make people hate Tommy’s guts.)

Personally I don’t know who I’d like to be the heir, but if it is the heir announcement then I’m very excited to find out why Phil didn’t tell Wilbur as well as seeing the fallout between all the other characters. I mainly want to see what would happen to rainduo’s dynamic depending on who gets pick because both sides of the coin will be fun.

-🌲

god I love seeing your analysis for this already

oh the castle is SUCH a gossip house because what else did nobles living in the palace with the royals have to do back then. word spreads so fast if you're not careful

like I said before I can't respond to most of this, but just so you know spruce I am eyeing some of these so closely. it's so fun to see your thoughts already.

guess you'll have to wait for the first chapter to find out what the announcement is :)

(tysm for this spruce it's just making me even more excited to eventually post this)

[thespoonisvictory]

your post about aus reminded me that I have a tntduo 1920s slash occult au bouncing around in my brain that I need to write, it’s about c!wilbur and c!quackity as crime bosses who make a deal with a demon (c!dream) in order to become the rulers of the criminal underground. it’s a weird mix of historical and urban fantasy but I thought of it while thinking of the lack of non-royalty historicalish fic

Ok that actually sounds like it would slap