#to yeet or not to yeet

[borrowedtimeandspace]

While scrolling last night, I came across this post of David Tennant/the tenth Doctor tossing things, and my brain, as it usually does, inserted my OC into it because

What if

The Doctor just. Tosses Zepheera around sometimes?

Not roughly, of course! But say she needs to get somewhere either far or high up (for her) and getting the leg up is much faster. Like, the stakes are high and, small as she is, Zepheera is the only one who can get where they need and fast, so... Yeet!

Or, for some added fun, Doc scoops Zepheera up in his hands mid-conflict and tosses her to a fellow companion for safety and to free up his hands because whatever's going on, it isn't over!

The more warning Zepheera gets about it, the less she'd chew the Doctor out later for tossing her about.

Idk why it took this for me to realize how yeetable my girl is, and how much Ten would not be immune to it.

And now I'm gonna be wondering which Doctors are more or less likely to do the same. Thoughts?

[spacedemodulator]

MAG 198, Precipice

I am 80-90% convinced that the ladder originally reached the ground. But because Jon opened his big mouth, he turned their collective focus from “fear of falling“ to the more specific “fear of enduring the grisly aftermath of landing.” So the ladder abruptly decided to end. Which for Jon is totally on-brand.

Also, “Would you rather jump or listen to another statement” is comedy gold and probably gave the Magnus production crew life for weeks.

@a-mag-a-day

[perrybearwaks]

[camashred]

I understand the sentiment, but when you write RIP in a sentence please be careful with your presentation, cause I just saw someone sincerely post "Let her RIP 😔" and I immediately pictured them Beyblading their grandma into the fucking stratosphere.

[lazylittledragon]

he's nothing if not determined

[lokittystuckinatree]

I am simultaneously deliriously in love with the ending of Loki season 2 and absolutely loathe it

On one hand…Shakespearean tragedy at its finest, essentially circling back to Loki’s original Thor 2011 character arc by reversing it, and Loki has literally ascended to godhood. In the end, Loki’s ultimate selfless sacrifice was to sit upon the highest throne in the multiverse, and that to me is tragically ironically beautiful

On the other hand…Loki being alone makes me want to burn Marvel studios to the ground and do other unspeakable things

Best and worst ending of all time f u Eric Martin

[moerusai]

"DELICIOUS!! YOU TAKE ME TO ALL THE FINEST PLACES"

VENOM: THE LAST DANCE (2024)

[dont-be-tumb]

[as-i-watch]

If they chucked him like that he would not be so chill

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

[obamerzslop]

Reblog to throw Jax into a trashcan. Daily slop comic yall

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

“why sister daniel and blond phil? this is just phil! this is phil all the time! this is not dan before the clock strikes 12, this is just phil now!” no no i can accept that phil is blond now like i will concede that this:

is phil. but this:

is NOT phil. this is a butch lesbian with a motorcycle who is dating sister daniel. nothing you say will convince me of anything else ok. that’s not phil that’s the head of DOB leading the march before going to pick up her girlfriend from the convent for hot lesbian sex. they have nothing to do with dan and phil. separate entities. stop lesbian erasure 😤

[missmolsa]

*she should've been at the club voice* they should've been. Having a normal Saturday at the beach

[lyss-butterscotch]

V1 finds a weird looking dog in hell

[kaijutegu]

If you've ever wondered if my swimming tegu gets in the water voluntarily: yes and good luck keeping her out of it.

[bklily]

He did NOT need to say all that, I think he just wanted to be a hater.