#today is going well

[tinypinkmouse]

I poured water on the floor because my arms are too tired.

Me: *staring at the floor for half a minute* Well, I hope it dries

[713-4th-ward-g]

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[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[pawsitively-c00l]

You're adorable, babydoll

-🎰

AHHAAAHH. okay maybe i cant take compliment s in public eitherUUM UM!!!!!! shows you my paws . puts them in your face . blinks at you with my big freaky eyes

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[keeperkepler]

heart on a chain

i'll come up with an idea for an elaborate fanart eventually. in the meantime have this

[charcarts]

circumstantial

[livinghalfway]

Cupid

DeadTired Prompt:

Danny had not planned to be kidnapped while out on a simple grocery run, but here he is! Tied up in a random warehouse as the bad guys work in a make-shift lab across the room.

While he would have gladly just phased through the ropes, and disappeared, that wasn’t really an option with the other hostages sitting right next to him.

The only thing he could do right now is wait, and hope one of the Gotham vigilantes comes before Danny has no choice but to intervene. He’s not going to let anyone in here get hurt on his watch.

So far the kidnappers have given no insight into what they're making, or planning to do with them. Which does surprise him since he thought that was a requirement to bring a villian.

Luckily, a vigilante, Red Robin, shows up before they can complete whatever they’re making. What’s not so lucky though is when Red Robin is fighting the bad guys one of them throws the liquid they were working on directly in the vigilante’s face.

Stumbling back Red puts a hand over his face in an effort to wipe the liquid away, and when he looks up makes direct eye contact with Danny. Even with the white lenses he can feel the eyes borrow into him.

By this time a few of the other vigilantes are here fighting the rest of the bad guys while Red Robin starts making his way towards Danny; never for a second looking away. Even ignoring the concerned calls from his teammates.

Red Robin is now standing directly in front of him, and almost seems to be holding himself back from reaching a hand out, “I’m in love you.”

And the only thing Danny can think to himself is that he did not sign up for some love potion bullshit.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

FEED, MY CHILDREN! FOR I HAVE BLESSED UPON THEE COLOURED DISKS OF MUCH SUSTENANCE. LEAFFALL SHALL ALSO BE PROVIDED FOR THINE LARDERS, TO SHORE UP FOR THE COMING MONTHS

(it's leaf litter refresh day and I've provided a few slices of carrot for the isopods)

[emiko-matsui]

ragh barkrock as a concept in the real world is so funny to me. it's essentially michael jordan is gay, used to be in the manson cult, and his first kiss was dave grohl

[mashmouths]

does anyone know how to stop the body from keeping score? i have shit to do

[choccy-milky]

@foundthatoldzeppelinshirt what did u do to me...what in the wattpad is this... i only planned to do a few doodles but then i kept getting more brainrotted and things got out of hand LMAOO (and ofc i HAD to draw hockey player seb at SOME POINT bc its my duty as a canadian citizen🫡🍁🍁 O CANADA!!!)

[lizardsmp3]

happy sk8er boi month btw everyone pretend i am posting this on may 1 instead of being waylaid by thesis for nearly 3 weeks ^_^

[brightlotusmoon]

To quote someone on Facebook:

"So for anyone who didn't know, there's a thing ADHD brains do sometimes, which is thinking about doing a thing is roughly equivalent in our brain to doing the thing, so our brain checks off having done the thing EVEN THOUGH WE DIDN'T DO THE THING"

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*raises hand* Me. I didn't do the thing I thought I did.

[abysskeeper]

"Oh you're busy...good"

[loversmore]

IRENE ♡ LIKE A FLOWER Ending Fairies