#toe bean discourse

[nothingeverchangeswoy]

"bro this fic is so ass 💀"

So anyway, someone left a comment calling Wander a talking orange hamster and Sylvia a buff dinosaur with depression (which, honestly? Kinda fire branding) and I just had to immortalize it in art.

Behold:

The Small Yet Mighty Cuddler & The Emotionally Repressed Steed (I was supposed to make her a dino, but I deadass forgot halfway through, so here we are.)

Like, sir. Ma’am. Entity. You willingly clicked on a Wander Over Yonder fic and then got mad it was about Wander Over Yonder. Not my fault you came in expecting space war and got bedtime snuggles and toe beans instead. That’s on you.

Also, I love that the galaxy crumbling isn’t the problem—no, the real issue here is that the characters aren’t fixing their spaceship fast enough. My bad, lemme just patch up the fabric of space-time real quick instead of having a little emotional depth. (space walmart deadpool will remember this)

(tl;dr: They were probably rage baiting but idc bc they gave me free serotonin. Thank you, anonymous internet gremlin, for inspiring this cursed artwork.)

[0w0tsuki]

My thing about the femboy discourse is that I don't think there's much value in trying to delineate whether femboys are "really TMA" because that's not my fucking problem with femboys. My problem is something even the other trans feminists who've talked about this have had to tip-toe around and I'm just going to outright say it.

A MAJORITY of self identified femboys/femboy attracted people (yeah because our problem is not with the identity in and of itself but how the attraction to the transfeminine body while denying the transfemininity is a core tenent to Femboy culture. This cis girl who's into femboys because she sees them as someone that she as a woman can have power over un the patriarchy is a part of this conversation too) in the WIDER online community (Tumblr is a bubble!) are OPEN transmisogynists. Open as in they loudly proclaim their view of transfems as men, their complete disrespect of transfems boundaries, and their fetishisation of all transfeminine bodies as their preferred male sex object. Open as in STEALING the identity of Transfem Sex workers for their sissy scam blogs. Open as in harassing anyone they can get their hands on about how transfemininity is shoved down their throats. Open as in they can get together and make entire social media sites unusable with their bitchfit crybaby tantrums about Transfem existence.

Everybody loves to come together and make fun of these cretins when they get together to rage about the newest Transfem confirmation as a way to virtue signal being to recognize obvious out and proud transmisogyny and then collectively snap their fingers to forget about them the instant they quite down. The instant they would have to recognize that people like this are ALWAYS this vocal about it in their personal lives they just aren't as organized. The instant they would have to recon that there is a large contingent of mspec transmisoginists who are obsessed with transfems and make it their life's goal to sexualize our existence as much as possible while denying us our femininity and humanity.

The instant that they would have to recon that perhaps femboy isn't a queer friendly catchall term for "feminine boy" and is actually a term with history. That in that history there is trauma, exploitation, and harrasment. That that history is happening daily. That there are transfems whose only history with the term IS THAT HISTORY. That there are transfems whose experience with femboys has been the most transmisogynistic hateful bile she's ever experienced.

The instance a transfem asserts that she might not be 100% comfortable being around self identified femboys. That she might not not take kindly to the assertion that they are essentially the same thing and that infact femboys are her closest ally in the queer community. She's told to put all that to the side because uwu soft bean tboys would self combust from sadness if they were forced to think for even a second that their new word for gender expression might not be the purest thing in the world and they would actually have to be considerate of how they interact with others.

Then she's an evil perisex bio essentialist who just hates men being feminine and gender nonconformity and is trying to pull the ladder up by denying eggs femboy culture. She's actually actually an anti-sex puritan whose having an autogynophilia based disgust reaction. She's a pickme trying to throw Transfem femboys under the bus.

If you want transfems to feel safe around femboys then stop attacking everyone who doesn't. Work on your own problems. Neither of you were responsible for burning this bridge but it's selfish of you to put it on her to fix it. Your going to have to put an effort into stopping those fires from being started. Do not blame her for being burned.

[devildomwriter]

Obey Me as Tumblr #32

Thirteen: DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS

Asmodeus: Of course they have toe beans, what else do you suck on

Thirteen: If there is a god, mine is surely a trickster, giving me the miracle of sight and of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what you just said

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Leviathan: Jesus was a carpenter in his youþ and ðerefore his physique would not be ðat of a Twink þanks for coming to my Ted Talk

Asmodeus: I agree with you but you have to stop trying to bring back the thorn and eth

Lucifer: Look me in the eye and tell me that is the only problem you have with this post

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MC: Whenever I eat mushrooms I think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me…I make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor to my corpse

Diavolo: Hey OP

MC: Me, through a mouth of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

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Leviathan: Ra ra rasputin Russia’s smallest uwu bean

Solomon: This post snuck up behind me and stole my spine like sub-zero

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Solomon: I got the words jacuzzi and yakuza confused

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia

Satan: I don’t want to like it, but I did

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Mammon: When will TED himself…finally show up to the Talk?

Diavolo: The final boss

Lucifer: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks right?

Mammon: I will not let TED hide behind these lies any longer

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Asmodeus: If I were dating you, well, heh. Let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

Mephistopheles: Hey what the fuck does this mean

Mephistopheles: I’m shaking what does this mean

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Simeon: Is the person running the blog, thebootydiaries ok

Asmodeus: Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat two thirds of a brick

Solomon: What do you do with the other third

Asmodeus: Feed it to my pet brother

Belphegor: I’m crying in class

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Diavolo:

Hail Satan

Rain Satan

Snow Satan

Barbatos: Tomorrow there’s a 90% chance of percipisatan

Lucifer: It’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

Satan: STOP

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Satan: I hope the person who created the first pun died a horrible, horrible death

Mammon: It would’ve had to be a pretty killer pun though

Satan: NO

Barbatos: You could say you want him to be…punished?

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Asmodeus: Bigfoot, but fully shaved

Mammon: Mr Clean

Luke: Posts like this are why I have anxiety

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Mephistopheles: Dark emails

To whom it WILL concern

Raphael: NOW THAT THIS EMAIL HAS FOUND YOU

Barbatos: I hope this email finds you before I do

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Lucifer: No more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

Simeon: Jesus at the last supper

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Mephistopheles: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

Lucifer: And here we have a capitalist

Mephistopheles: Did you just

Solomon: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

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Solomon: I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 is Roman numerals

I M LIVID

Satan: Everyone go home, puns are done

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Luke: Still don’t know how to spell spagetti without autocorrect

Raphael: Where’s the h

Luke: An H???

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[beentobeetle]

how do you pronounce your username? is the first part of your name beento and beetles, or is it been to beetles? or do you pronounce it as one word? (ive been pronouncing it as bean ee to, beetles)

I’m not even joking I think everyone says my user differently and I think it’s really funny … some people think the first part is ‘bento’ like ‘bento-box’, some people think Beetle is a location I’ve Been To … but … here’s the truth …

It’s Bean — toe — beetle. Beentobeetle. Long E, hard O, beetle … but I honestly don’t care heehee I think the discourse is funny … call my anything but late for dinner or something like that 💥💥💥

[savethepinecones]

i dont get the whole ship wars discourse thing its so stressful. id much rather argue about the headcanon that x character is obsessed with one specific food or smth. it scratches that itch to be annoying but less in a "swinging a bat at a hornets nest" way and more like poking at my cats toe beans while hes trying to sleep

[askkakureruandco]

i am so sorry people are treating your feet like they're a cat's. even if toebeans must be cool to have. hey, do you need to have custom tailored shoes?

Thank you for understanding. It’s been making me quite uncomfortable, honestly. They aren’t a cat feet...they’re my feet. 

And I usually do not wear shoes. They hurt and are generally uncomfortable for me to wear. The pads of me feet are generally very tough too so I do not see the point in wearing them. I wear slippers occasionally, though. They’re a smidge more comfortable. If it’s raining or snowing I tend to avoid going out, but if I have to I do have one pair of custom tailored boots, but they’re still quite uncomfortable. 

- Kakureru 

[dorkphoenyx]

(Article might be paywalled - incognito mode worked for me)

[calming-gifs-not-discourse]

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[kimeclips]

toe beans are just furry foot fetish propaganda

[mirkwoodest]

I want to make a hierarchy of "how deep in are you?" Tolkien content/lore. Anyone want to contribute some "oh jirt, we're really in it now" stuff for me to rank by intensity of obsession?

Here's what I have off the top of my head (not in order):

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

Eagles discourse

The cartoon hobbit

The cartoon LOTR

the LOTR musical

Middle Earth is flat, but only to Elves

The various titles of the Red Book of Westmarch

Everything about Westron and the translation-ception

Intimate understanding of hobbit family trees

Intimate understanding of elf family tries

How many Glorfindels discourse

Do balrogs have wings discourse

Viggo Mortensen broke his toe on camera and you can see it in the final cut

Viggo Mortensen bought his horse

Sean Bean hiked everywhere

Most of the riders of rohan were played by women

All but one fellowship actor got a matching tattoo

The New Zealand airplane commercial

Tolkien hated it when people called the battle of helms deep "the battle of helms deep" because it should technically be called "the defense of hornburg"

Saruman's techinicolor dreamcoat

The Hobitit

Sauron is sexy, actually

C.S. Lewis and Tolkien friendship / inklings

Beren is Tolkien's self-insert and Luthien is his wife.

C.S. Lewis is treebeard

Middle Earth is post-apocolyptic from an Elf perspective

Tolkien is the magician's apprentice

Tolkien hated that santa was in Narnia

The Diana Wynne Jones encounter

Knowing how tall various characters are, especially Aragorn

wizards and balrogs are the same species

Why does Frodo suddenly forget sindarin when Faramir tells him about the a place literally called the spider steps?

Knowing exactly what pieces of early medieval northern european folklore Tolkien snuck into the books, especially The Wanderer poem.

Tooks kicking ass in the scourging of the shire

Knowing that Aragorn and Arwen are distantly related

Knowing what constitutes a legal marriage for elves

Do Elves get periods lore

Dwarf gender discourse

Is that a weed? discourse

Noldor propaganda discourse

Are Frodo and Bilbo unreliable narrators discourse

Sindarin accents/dialects discourse

Lobelia/Smaug parallels

Tolkien didn't like writing battle scenes

Tolkien hated it when people saw WWI/industrialization allegories in LOTR

conversely, C.S. Lewis REALLY needed everyone to know that Aslan was jesus

Tolkien didn't have enough female characters but he drank his respect women juice

conversely, C.S. Lewis had plenty of female characters but was frightened and confused by them

tolkien stole a bus one time

The Various Names and Nicknames of Jirt

Born of Hope

PHFs, PEFs, PDFs, and PMFs.

Related to the above, the Cassandra Clare connection

Leonard Nimoy's bilbo baggins song

Knowing Tolkien's first civilian job

2000s era Faramir discourse

Knowing who has the 3 rings

The terrifying implications of Tom Bombadil

Racism and Anti-semitism in tolkiens works

Conversely, the fuck-off letter Tolkien sent the nazis

Is the shire more technologically advanced that other parts of middle earth?

Historical migration paths of the hobbits

Hobbit class system analysis

Pippin is destined to be the highest ranking hobbit of his generation

Tolkien hated disney

The Heavy Metal/Black Metal connection

The names and marriages of Merry, Pippin, and Sam's children

The intense Swedish Translator rivalry

Okay that's it from the top of my noggin. I'm sorely lacking silm lore here but any other additions are appreciated!

[dogsliampaynedoesntinstagram]

Back when I entered the fandom on 2014, Louis’s fandom did have that kind of relationship with Louis about his height. They did think he was lying about being 5’9 and drag him for it. I remember amusing compilations of him standing on top toe in fan shoots and standing in front of the other 1D members in red carpet photos to appear taller. I don’t know why the discussion about it became so fraught. I guess there was always that small bean element too but I think that’s only partly about his height.

Thanks for the confirmation anon! I remember it being quite fun when I was first in fandom. I now find height discourse genuinely incomprehensible. Which is a shame, because I do think it's funny for a popstar to pretend that he's taller than he is and fans to not believe him.

[hidiingplace]

ooc. a think a big part of me coming back also needs to disengage from the mindset that tumblr can put on people. there is a mindset on tumblr that very much mimics the mindset of twitter that i despise. like how you can say “I love potatoes” and someone will come around and be like “oh so you hate beans?”. That kind of dialog and mind-state is VERY promenante in a lot of tumblr circles as well and I refuse to engage in it anymore. 

I refuse to allow people to dictate who i engage with and who i converse with. I am tired of people making decisions for me that do not feel like my own. 

Of course, I will be respectful and hear both sides of any disagreement and welcome discourse, but there is a hard line I will toe when it comes to the above mentioned mentality.

Genuinely cannot tell you how much spending every waking hour online and in tumblr circles, twitter circles, and other online-centric places can skew someone’s reality of the world. With all due respect I intend to be touching grass and recognizing that some of tumblr’s stances on things are too far and too ridiculous and genuinely inconsequential to the real world. 

the ecosystem here is very different than the real world and I will of course respect that discussions online help manifest things in the real world, but I’m not going to subscribe to things that I feel take the tumblr/twitter ecosystem too far. 

if u have questions you can ask, like i said i’m open to dialog, i just need to ensure that being on this site doesn’t make me roll my eyes are some of the weird takes that circulate. 

[askkakureruandco]

Don't you like seeing pictures of adorable toe beans? But I'll stop if you want me to. ~A

Listen. Let me put this in perspective for you...

It’s one thing to look at a cat’s toe beans. They’re a cat. 

What you are asking me, a person, is picture of my feet. You are asking me for feet picture. That’s not my kink and I would rather not have pictures of my feet circulating the internet. 

- Kakureru. 

[theveryworstthing]

in other news, i finally watched all of that Watership Down mini series on netflix this morning because i’m riding that insomnia wave bay-beeee.

it certainly was a thing i watched! a thing that was Fine i guess! watch it if you want to watch animals go on a harrowing journey and bunny fist fights.

here are some things only i probably care about (nothing serious and nothing bad really. so god help you if you bring Rabbit Discourse into my home). slight spoilers ahead and warning, kind of in a weird headspace right now so take everything with a grain of salt:

1: they really should have pushed the stylization more. it would have varied things character wise and given the general scenery more oomph. imagine how beautiful this could have been in a more illustrated or even stop motion style? imagine what could have been done with the action scenes? maybe it’s because i’ve been watching a lot of traditional animation lately but maaaaaaan. my kingdom for pretty watercolor backgrounds over hyper realistic fur textures.

2: most of the surreal imagery and dreamy atmosphere was gone for me? animation is a great opportunity to do things only animation can do, but the extent of them using that power was making a very pretty (but sorta stiff) intro and showing us Fiver’s neat (but sorta stiff) visions. the visions were especially puzzling to me. i loved that they showed them but they felt more like when people tell you about their dreams than what it feels like to be IN a dream. it would have been cool if they used the intro style for his visions or even used the 1978 movie style. maybe even had a different style for different visions, or different interpretations of different characters, like we’re seeing them as Fiver sees them. how cool would that have been?! think about what that could have done to his character!

2 part two: tacking onto the last point, the scene of the warren dying was meh. that scene stuck itself in my brain forever when i watched it as a tiny bean.

3: there was a tension that was missing. i don’t know how to explain it. even at moments where the narrative is saying ‘be scared for these characters! something bad is coming! something stressful is happening!’ i just didn’t really feel it. maybe because i know the story already, but they changed enough so that i was on my toes so idk.

3 part 2: now that i think about it there was also a missing sense of (for lack of a better term) whimsy for me? less like the telling of a tragic epic journey and more like what angsty teen with a pack of very well drawn and emotionally developed sparkle dog oc’s would write if given the same prompt. not that that’s bad, the story is Fine and some people seem to like it quite a lot. it just has a different feel.

4: the Black Rabbit as a doe? cool. but i wish she had a little more gravitas. when i think of the Black Rabbit i think of an otherworldly being. she was just literally a rabbit who was black. her voice was so nice and motherly. which is cool, just...put some spooky on her. damn. come on. this is another case of not taking advantage of the power of animation i guess.

5: the fourth episode. dragged. so much.

6: lotta Chekhov’s Guns never went off. knowledge of boats useless when needed, fastest rabbit now can’t be fast in time of need, ect.. not big things but still.

7: why did the dog look like that? bad. bad face.

8: both Holly and Hazel’s death lacked true punch for me. maybe i need the knife twisted just right to feel a thing, but Holly’s whole romantic scene before his death just made me roll back and forth with second hand embarrassment and Hazel could have just straight up been more impactful. if they’re gonna do that scene then give me his last breath fading from his body and his soul bounding through the woods damn it. punch me in the gut you cowards!

9: my favorite part was when Clover used her hutch rabbit ‘i want to speak to the manager’ powers on the guards and it worked. nice.

10: i had no idea (or maybe i had forgotten) that they made a Watership Down tv show in the early 90′s. man those character designs. maaaaaaan. i’m sure the show was good fun but shout out to hazel for being the only rabbit who looked kind of like a rabbit on the screenshot i saw.

11: Hazel only lived like a season after he finally got his warren running. poor bub. ain’t that the way.

12: Woundwort’s fam were attacked by like three or four foxes at once. foxes are not pack hunters. what in tarnation are all these foxes doing here?

13 (just for the Downtrodden fans *wink*): i am nervously awaiting the moment that someone pepe silvas all over my asks because they notice the rabbits have paw pads and hare-like bodies and call conspiracy on my Downtrodden wolves/coyotes. don’t do it kids.

[goth-gay]

i;m so fucking sorry for starting toe bean discourse i'm on a bunch of xanax

This is an old ask about something that happened a while ago that I forgot to answer but I just had to post it because it's the wildest combination of words I've ever seen. Don't worry anon, it's all good because you blessed me with this

[tuesdayandtuesday]

TAG, you’re it

Rules: post the rules, answer the questions given to you by the tagger, write 11 questions of your own, and tag 11 people

Got tagged by @dofuuu and haven’t done one of these in a long time! c:

1. Favourite season? AUTUMN AUTUMN AUTUMN (honorable mention to spring)

2. Favourite colour? It’s a tie between blue and red. I always seem to flop between the two.

3. Which song(s) remind you of the early mid-2000s of Youtube Is now a good time to confess that I barely touched YT at that time and don’t have an answer to this?

4. Favourite starter pokemon? [INHALES] TREECKO

5. Waffles or pancakes? Pancakes!

6. If you were stuck on an elevator for an hour with any fictional character who would it be? Right now, I’d say Shiro from Voltron because at least he’s chill in a crisis and lmao I’m actually afraid of elevators. Best not to pick someone who would aggravate the situation by also being in a panic about it.

7. Dogs or cats? Cats!

8. Are you right-handed or left-hand? I’m a rightie.

9. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Invisibility. A classic answer with soooo many uses.

10. Which character would you not hesitate to beat in the face and ass if given the chance to In case you weren’t aware, P--rince W--u from L--oK is one of my least favorite characters of all time. He’s on my shit list.

11. Squish a cat’s chubby cheeks or squish a cat’s toe beans ? YOU MEAN I HAVE TO CHOOSE??? (the beans ultimately win)

Okay, so 11 questions.

1. Favorite animal of all time, go.

2. Best book you’ve ever read?

3. Because this is the only acceptable discourse, pineapple on pizza, or no?

4. If you could have any pet, what would it be?

5. Favorite kind of weather?

6. If you could have a monthly calendar with any theme, what would it be (ex: my current calendar is baby animals; highly recommended, 10/10)?

7. Do you associate certain school subjects with certain colors? If so, what goes with what?

8. Do you have a favorite stuffed animal?

9. Sleeping with socks on: completely possible, or punishment straight from hell?

10. Favorite childhood TV show?

11. Current favorite TV show?

All right, probably not 11 people, but... @eskimopieday @foreverephemeral @runawaytimberwolf @transvaxildan and if you wanna say I tagged you, what the hell, go for it! And also no pressure to do it if you don’t wanna!