woke up early before work today to transplant my seedlings into their buckets on my porch in my gardener lesbian mode now that the last frost is over 👩🌾
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sometimes Im sad. And sometimes when I'm sad... eating lettuce cheers me up. I fucking love lettuce so much. Id die for this stuff for real. no vegetable compares. no food compares. crunch munch crunch mmmmmmm the sonic experience. its like being dehydrated and drinking water. it just always hits.
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Buttermilk Fried Chicken Burgers with Garlic Mayo
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Chicken Gyro Grilled Cheese (aka The Gyro Melt)
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A lifehack imo is that you simply do not have to eat lettuce in your salads. Spinach, kale, arugula/rocket (my beloved), nasturtiums, mâche, watercress, radicchio, and cabbage all exist. Using A Metric Fuckton Of Herbs is also both viable (and affordable if you have a garden or a sunny windowsill) and 10/10 delicious. Or you can just make a shirazi salad and call it a day. Sometimes the problem is not actually that you don’t like salad, it’s that lettuce is insanely boring unless it’s just-picked fresh or on the rare occasion when you want a caesar salad with some really crunchy romaine
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I find it strange how you'd like to get so fat that you depend on someone but at the same time you're saying that you wanna do gardening. It's like there is a confrontation between your kink and your regular life...
in fantasy (or with a lot of consideration between me and my feeder) i’d become dependent. realistically, i’ve always dreamt of having my own garden and i think i could keep up with it at over 350lbs tbh
why can’t i have both…… scooter accessible garden pls. with raised beds i won’t have to bend over too much 🥺
bonus. bacon and tomato sandwich w home grown red snapper variety tomatoes, one of the only beefsteak-like varieties that grow in TX 🥳 DELICIOUS w mayo and some black pepper.
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DJ Pon-3 has found a sandwich.
Somewhere in Cornwall, England.
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BLT Sandwich - Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato
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Bacon Turkey Garden Sandwich
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