#tone: lighthearted

[officialgleamstar]

people who turn off reblogs because too many people blorbo posted on their post... tumblr's weakest links

[objectbiologist]

Hello, fellow object biologist! I'm from the Sentient Objects Research Inst., an organization dedicated to advancing the knowledge of our fellow objects. I would like to ask you a question on objects. Do you know how objects...reproduce? Or do they just come into existence. Thank you for your time.

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ASKING ABOUT THIS!??!?!? this is the FIFTH solicitor i've gotten asking me how they reproduce!!! i'm at the end of my rope!!!! y'all CANNOT keep subjecting me to this please i'm a biologist not a sex ed teacher

[glitchedstars]

honestly I don't think we'll ever have a DNI Like sure we'll have a DNI on specific posts - but for our whole blog? no way Like if I coin a term, who am I to say that some people aren't allowed to use it? That would just be rude of me! But I make a post specifically about how m-spec monos are amazing or endo positivity (edit: or anything else that's relevant to mention here that we forgot)? I don't want exclusionists touching that post So yeah- not quite sure where I was going with this but uh yeah that kinda I suppose!

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

This does not result in me getting a badge for my url all this did was give me whatever this post is tumblr this sucks I want a badge not a post >:(

[userautumn]

no one is gonna like this but the 9-1-1 fandom's hate boner for tommy feels so forced. like. do you know how much discourse we could have avoided if people just said "hey i'm genuinely mad/upset buck isn't with eddie" ? but noooo. we had to invent reasons to hate tommy, the stupidest reason of them all being "he hasn't had a redemption arc," as if every Bad Character on earth gets one, as if this isn't the Learn From Your Mistakes show, as if taylor kelly doesn't still have stans to this day, despite never learning a single thing and breaking her promise to buck in a way that almost got hen/chim killed. honesty, people ! it makes the world go round !

[chaoticgouda]

i can never be disappointed by poll results if i vote for the majority then i am clearly in the right and vindicated for my beliefs if i vote for the minority then i am a generous patron rallying for the underdog and fighting for my righteous and beautiful opinion in an unjust world. hope that helps

[sparring-spirals]

Matt, a menace, realizing Dariax is about to get downed by Opal: (as Dariax) Hey Dorian! The lights just went out! :)

[prettyboykatsuki]

“nanami was well adjusted,” nanami went back to fighting ghouls cause he hated his job . he was real for that but i do not know if i consider him well adjusted

[spooky-activity]

I wonder where the Trailblazer could be 🤔

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[mouthlessmaiden]

one time i hallucinated that you were a god. tell me about your exes?

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

I just noticed that the “oops no images” picture you use says “souce” instead of “source” 😂

No...

No no no! It can't be true!

I used that image SO much over the course of MONTHS and no one told me.

I have earned 10,000 years shame.

I am not gonna change the image tho.

[moonmoonthecrabking]

i am very much appreciating not only the rise in young bi characters but them being parts of ensemble queer casts of happy and hopeful shows

[tmntkiseki]

Fast Forward: Used to have the only theme song I somewhat disliked of the three "main" TMNT 2003 themes

Me:

Me:

Me: FAST FORWARD! LEONARDO, DONATELLO! FAST FORWARD! RAPHAEL, MICHELANGELO! TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (Fast Forward!) TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES! (It's ninja time!)

[everythingisround]

me smiling devilishly knowing that the amazing digital circus has been successfully converting impressionable queer teens into the raggedy ann fandom

[boo-shigi]

“Jestro did nothing wrong” this “free my boy Jestro he didn’t even do nuthin” that. Your favorite boston twink willingly went down the path of evil on episode 1 season 1 because he got laughed at while in the position of being a professional shenanigans-ensuer. Your favorite femboy redditor 4chan scrolling European clown simply got the cards that were dealt to him come season 3 and I need every Jestro stan out there to realize that that’s okay. Your favorite is a terrorist but that doesn’t mean I love yall any less xoxo gossip girl

[shalom-iamcominghome]

Just a heads-up: This should be you right now, jews in my phone