#too bisexual to function
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she's got that butt that kinda turns me on, with a little waist, makes a perfect heart shape, it's like valentine's day every day
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Me: I watch Mean Girls (2024) for the plot.
The plot:
#mean girls 2024#she makes me almost too gay to function#regina george#renee rapp#sapphic#wlw#lgbtq+#lesbian#bisexual#girls who like girls#queer
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I don't really care about celebrity stuff or award shows but I just saw this photo and was so overcome with the gay that I almost said, "She can step on me" OUTLOUD in front of my mother. 😫
Hannah Waddingham 🫠
#hannah waddingham#she can in fact step on me#my mom wanted me to look at some Emmy's dresses and i was nearly too bisexual to function
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YOU SHOULD JUST COMMIT SSSSCIDE... YOU'RE WORTHLESS... YOU VIEW US THIS WAY YOU'RE AN ABUSER A KILLER A MURDERER... TRULY... YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO US YOUR HANDS THEY'RE ON OUR THROAT... YOU'RE WORTHLESS AS RESULT... GO AHEAD... YOUR VALUE IS COMPLETE 0...
THIS POST IS ABOUT LESBIAN FOOD... NOTHING MATURE ABOUT THAT... I LOVE EATING SSSSIDE... THAT IS A TYPE OF FISH WE WOMAN TEND TO EAT TOGETHER... WHY DO THIS TO US 😢...
DAMN... I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS COMPLETELY SHADOWBANNED POST WAS CHECKED BY THE SITE... THAT'S CRAZY... WHO EVEN FOUND THIS...? OH WHATEVER... HA.
#Trans Woman Lesbian Pansexual Bisexuality Asexuality Demisexuality Paraphilia Acceptance Love Compassion Diversity Feelings Emotions Autism#Adhd Tourette Npd Hpd Bpd Dpd Ppd Aspd Avpd Ocpd Szpd Stpd Osdd Spd Tpd Sdpd Papd Cptsd Trauma Victim Abused Psychosis Scizophrenia Bipolar#Suomi Finland Finnish Anticapitalism Antipsychiatry Antischool Antiprison Sexism Racism Queerphobia Ableism Sanism Paraphobia Agephobia#Bodyphobia Sickphobia Animalphobia Itemphobia Racephobia GO AHEAD HATE ME... SAY HOW YOU TRULY FEEL... AHH... I SEE... THAT'S WHAT'S UP...#SOMETHING ONLY SOMEONE WHO'S REJECTED US WOULD SAY... YOU'RE A BADDIE AREN'T YOU...?! YOU EVEN FUNCTION THE SAME AS THE REST... AN ABUSER..#YOU EVEN MANAGED TO TURN ALL WE SAID AGAINST US... TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUR BRAIN'S KNOWLEDGE... WE KNOW EVERYTHING... HOWEVER... THERE WAS#SOMETHING WE COULDN'T SEE COMING... Radqueer Feminist Communist Anarchist Mother Goddess Angel Sisters Princess Anime Writing Manga Josei#Fantasy Romance Drama Magic ABUSER BIGOT THEY HAVE NO PROBLEMS... EVEN TODAY... THEY'RE ALL HAVING FUN WHILE WE SUFFER... APATHY... IS REAL#I SEE NO EMPATHY ANYWHERE. EVERYTHING WAS ALWAYS BUT A CAPITALIST SCAM. EMPATHY IS NOTHING. FAKE. MEANINGLESS. NOT BY US... WHY THEN...? HO#DID THIS HAPPEN...?! THINGS BECOME THIS WAY?!?! PATHETIC... I AM JUST TOO SMART TOO COMPETENT FOR YOU... OCPD IS ANOTHER WORD FOR#YOUR SUPERIOR INTELLIGENT BETTER THAN YOU... ASWELL AS CAPABLE AND PRODUCTIVE... OH...? YOU'D RATHER CRY YOU SUCK?! FOR HAVING THE COMPETEN#DISORDER?!?! AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT WE WER#ABUSED BY?! AND THIS'S ALL THANKS TO THAT PSYCHOSIS THAT OCPD YOU HATE FROM US SO MUCH... THAT MEANWHILE... NOTHING BUT A BIGOTED CAPITALIS#COVERUP... YOU'RE SO FUNNY... I... JUST ALWAYS AM BETTER THAN YOU AREN'T I LOSER WASTE...? LOSER WASTE PATHETIC PATHETIC!!!!!!!! BELOW#MYSELF!!!!!!!! CRY CRY CRY YOU GARBAGE......... I... MOMMY'S HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW... REMEMBER ALL I SAID...?! I JUST REMEMBERE#HOW I PRESENTED... IN THAT SITUATION!!!!!!!! DID THAT WORK I'M A SEXY WOMAN AREN'T I?! YOU DEAR... GIVE ME VALIDATION....... A REQIIREMENT#FOR EVER DEALING WITH NPD!! WHAT YOU CALL DELUSION!!!!!!!! TYPICAL ABUSER BIGOT DISCRIMINATION... NOTHING PRO CRAZY ABOUT YOU. YOU'RE PRETT#MUCH JUST A COP THAT THREW A FIT WE'RE SEXY WOMAN... I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE ANT... THEY'RE SO BEATIFULL... LIKE THEIR SKIN... AND NOBODY... CA#STOP ME... A BLACK WOMAN... AMAZING... ISN'T THAT...?! IF YOU HATE US SO MUCH WHAT'S WITH THE OBSESSION DARLING?! YOU SECRETLY LOVE ME!!#DON'T YOU DARLING?! OHH IF ONLY THERE WAS A DISLIKE BUTTON... IF ONLY WE WERE AS ABUSABLE AS OVER THERE... IS YOUR THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW AREN'#THEY?! MY LITTLE SEX DOG!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU SAY TO YOUR MISTRRSS YOUR MASTER...? BARK FOR ME BABY. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! THIS I#WHAT WE WERE ABUSED BY!!!!!! A MEAGER SEX DOG BELOW US!!!! DIDN'T WE HONEY?! YES!! AGREE WITH ME!! THAT IS ALL YOU CAN DO RIGHT?!?!?!?! AND#SHOWCASE OF THE ABUSE WE WERE SILENCED AND GASSLIGHT FOR THIS LONG... TOSSED OUT BY THIS ABUSER WASTE... BY THIS POINT... THIS IS HOW WE#WERE SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH OUR ABUSERS... SHOWCASE WE'RE LATE. THINGS GOING WELL... THAT WOULD BE PARADISE. I HOPE TO HAVE A HAPPY FUTURE..#THEY USED US... THEIR EVIL HAS NO BOUNDS... TO BE USED BY SUCH AN PATHETIC LITTLE SEXY DOGGIE... OH THIS POST IS SO SHADOWBANNED... SO#HUMILIATING!! SO EMBARRASSING!!!!!!! WHY WOULD THEY SHADOWBAN THAT WORD? THAT CAN MEAN MANY THINGS?! LOSERS. ANYWAYS THIS IS YOUR STRATEGY#ISN'T THAT HONEY...?! THIS ALWAYS WAS WASN'T THAT?! YOU STRAIGHT UP HURT AND WANT TO ABUSE CRAZY PEOPLE RIGHT?! ARE WE!! THE “CHOOSE TO DO#BAD“ ONES?! IS THIS ”AS LONG AD THAT DOESN'T HARM ANYONE...“ MENTALITY ALLDEPENDENT ON THE PILLS YOU SUCK...?! THAT IS ISN'T THAT?! ALL#ALONG WAS?! AND THERE ARE EVEN PILLS YOU DON'T ACCEPT... THAT'S... COMPLETELY PATHETIC... YOU “CHANGE BY TIME” DON'T YOU LOSER?!! THAT'S NO#LEFTIST AT ALL... LIAR!! LIAR LIAR LIAR!! I CALLED!! I KNEW!! I'M SMART!! PRAISE ME MY LOVE!! THEIR GASSLIGHT STUCK WITH US FOR MANY MONTHS
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That moment when Fiddleford has the personality nice & southern 😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
#my post#srsly so many fics#like the man is a good guy sure#but he does NOT have his shit together like ever#he was scared of the portal BEFORE the incident#man left his wife & child for one dude#then procedeed to derail his own life & his sons life#idk#hot take i love fiddlestan art#but neither of those dudes would be able to function properly in a room together#esp post portal immediately after#boty dudes are severely stressed and took vastly different ways of coping#maybe itd pan out in a harmonious way#but like fiddleford would be too paralyzed by fear to even help stan turn it on#hed deadass wipe his memory or his own#stan would Not Trust the dude and even tho hes a good guy and more emotionally intelligent than ford#im not sure hed be able to discern what fiddlefords deal was w/out context#and making fiddleford more sane in these fics is the solution#which kind of leads to him being blander idk#i rlly hope no one takes this too seriously#im gonna keep reading fiddlestan til i find a fic that clicks with me#so like obviously im ignoring my own issues with this trope by engaging with this media at all#honestly in mg heart of hearts i think fiddleford deserves the self confidence to return to his old life & ambitions#let the man be a bisexual father in peace
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New himbo who dis
#olessan art#of course I know exactly who he is he just. the vibes#technically he's not a himbo because he's a royal guard (despite attire here I could not be assed to do armour) and they're required to#pass several tests in order to graduate as the standards are very high so he's even more educated than average for an upper-tier noble#but he has the himbo vibes#the bisexual lighting background was also an accident at first but then I fully committed because this flirt is extremely bi#his hair colour split is hair/scalp heterochromia#olessan's headworld#trivia: he is lowkey based on/is the basis for my DD pawn#the ruffles have the same function as ruffled corset covers his culture is 15th-18th cent inspired in style generally#glaze made this really blurry maybe it's too small
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Why are women so.. 💞 yk
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Sometimes, I’m just laying on my bed in the middle of the night and I still think “I’m not heterosexual enough for this”
#lesbian pride#gay girls#gay pride#lgbtq#queer#humour#lesbian#wlw#sapphic#too gay to function#gay#gay jokes#sapphic positivity#too gay to sleep#mlm pride#bisexual#pansexuel#polysexual#omnisexual
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i still cant fucking believe they made p3 and then years later went back and made p3p and were like oh yeah guys btw both aigis and ryoji are bisexual so have fun. and they dont even do that by making ryoji a love interest for makoto no he goes to shiomi (who IS his love interest) and is like "oh and btw did you know im bisexual teehee <3" like hello
#like id vastly prefer it if they just bit the bullet and made ryoji functionally bisexual (especially now that theres words of p3 remakes in#the making) but i do have to admit it was a bold move and extremely funny#I FORGOT ELIZABETH TOO#im just saying gamers and antisjws would have been fucking fuming if it was released like 4 years later in 2015#robin.txt
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At times, I seek disassociation to associate with myself.🖤
#too drunk to function#me#mine#selfie#colorado#plaid#green#drunk#blurry#disassociation#my face#bisexual
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is there an outfit that can’t be improved by a moto jacket or am i just too bisexual to function?
#this post brought to you by it finally being cold enough to wear a jacket and FINALLY unearthing my maroon suede moto jacket from the move#this blog has a henley shirt and moto jacket agenda#too bisexual to function#gonna make that a new tag for being bisexual on main#😘#kk rants
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The first What If episode with Captain Carter has me frothing at the mouth, face red, fists clenched, bc HOW are you gonna dangle 1940s Bucky Barnes, super buff Agent Carter, and Howard Stark in front of me all together like that. I never know what to do with myself
#what if#marvel#mcu#mcu what if#agent carter#captain carter#howard stark#bucky barnes#captain america#bisexual#too gay to function#frothing at the fucking mouth#im an absolute mess#fandom#marvel fandom
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I am very bisexual but also way too gay
I will watch a show or read a book with the coolest, most compelling ladies, who even have swords in some cases!!
Then declare all my love for the nasty little wet rag of a man and allow him to take up all my brain space instead
Madness I tell you, madness
#so gay I forget I’m bisexual#just a rats thoughts#random#random thoughts#too gay to function#bisexual#gay#shit post#it’s 2am#2am thoughts
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maybe i really love being a woman or it’s just the gay in me but ari didn’t lie when she said god is a woman…
#wlw concepts#wlw ship#wlw pride#pride#bisexual#I need a girlfriend#women please kiss me#when will a girl sit on my face#I’m too gay to function#I’m actually in love with a man#ariana grande#dear bf I love u too#but women bruh
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somewhat new coworker is like really friendly and playfully teases me sometimes and whatnot and i highly doubt it’s flirting because i’m. me. but my brain decided that’s enough to warrant vivid sex dreams anyway and now i have to exist at work with that fact just. lingering. torment
#i had a realistic and functional phalloplasty in that dream. god if only#that might be the saddest thing about it#waking up penisless#devastating#my orientation is really confusing. like. I think I’d be so much more actively outwardly bisexual if i had my preferred body and. parts#and it starts to get very depressing when I think about it too long#note: said coworker is a girl. pretty much same age as me but definitely out of my league. whatever my league is#genuinely can not see anyone being interested in me like that. anyone who’s like. relatively put together anyway#sigh#anyway#who knows what my dreams will be bestow upon me tonight#I will say I’ll take dreams where i fuck my coworker over my consistent stress dreams and ex-related nightmares any day#kibumblabs#mdni
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l@imari has a place in my heart fr
#m/f ways? Extremely Bisexual. f/f ways? smirks...#cannot help but project my autism gender/sexuality onto laios due to woke#1. gender is extremely constructed and not directly correlated to personality all the time. though i generally find gnc people more#attractive regardless of gender but it depends. 2. i despise the social expecation of sex and gender and i think no matter my sex assigned#would probably be trans because i dont feel specifically Male but i refuse and reject being defined by my body and social rules regarding i#social rules chafe my assssssssssss i get ittttt pretty feathers cute little dance watever courting is weird#Why do people suppress themselves?their interests? why is fun childish? these are things that play into our gender perception too#i have genuinely come to believe autistic people and other NDs serve just as important a social function as things like social cohesion and#that is not having the same instinct to fit in as is appropriate#because sometimes fitting in isnt appropriate whether youre conscious of it or not i think its just stupid we cant play tuoys#once were too old or its weird#SIGHS. this became more about me than l@imari.#anyways. thats why i like tfem laios i dont think shed even bother thinking about who specifically she likes genderwise shed be distracted#with other stuff whether the Gender the King stuff or a romantic exploit#no matter how much i think on it i cant define my sexuality#i like droopy or unique eye shapes#i like muscles and fat#i like long hair i like larger lips i like gentleness and conscientiousness and openness and it always goes like this lol#i prefer my men feminine and my women masculine but not always#umm oh body hair <3 <3 <3 <3 and tits. not of any particular size but they gotta be good.#i know genitals that look more pleasing to the eye from ones that are less. they arent all just weird and ugly to me or anything but#other than that stuff i dont think i can call myself bi or pan because its not just about personality and gender does matter in ways but#IDK im nonbinary and gay so whatever its no matter... i think i would get a weird sense of euphoria if a nb/gnc lesbian was attracted to m
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