#topgun 86

[mystical-marlin]

Why aren’t we calling GooseMav Moose?

[mare-noctis-studios]

Seven (and a half) Minutes in Heaven

It started, like most of their bad ideas did, with a note slipped under the door of their shared housing assignment. God he was so fucked.

Correction.

Mav was the one who was so fucked and by the rules of friendship, Goose was also in deep shit.

Links under the cut

[k9effect]

Picnic date

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[coffeecollective]

Dagger squad flight school HC

They all loved to place these ridiculous ass bets (as they do because it’s THEM), they would bet on who would get with who or who was currently with who

It included both students AND instructors

Of course, phoenix, the queen of gossip, tea, and drama, won almost all of these betting pools

It was to the point that the others almost banned her from joining bets for this reason

[raulfernandez]

Top Gun, but Maverick Vinales plays Maverick and Kimi Raikkonen plays Iceman. The racing fans will get me

[misanderousmisfit]

Iceman visibly upset picking up his trophy and zipping his pants back up: Why is it called the ‘Top’ Gun trophy if the winner isn’t entitled to top the losers?

Maverick pulling up his pants also visibly upset: I let him win for nothing?

[squoony]

I don’t think I’ve read a single SliMav fanfic where Slider doesn’t call Maverick ‘Babygirl’

[disneybrandautism]

hot people know all the planes that are featured in the top gun movies. (i’m hot people)

[automatedchloroform]

Something we were robbed of in BOTH TopGun movies? The dumb ridiculously short khakis that Navy Guys wear

[indynerdgirl]

This word is 100% the exact definition of one Nicholas 'Goose' Bradshaw. 😆

[mystical-marlin]

Ah yes my two most prized possessions

My collection of frogs

And a picture of Iceman

[mare-noctis-studios]

Back on my bullshit with another tribute to one of my favourite authors StoriesOfMyLife and their series I Need A Man To Make Me (Sweat)

You can find them here on Tumblr at @victimofthemusic

Hope you like the colours - I've been playing around with some new software and loved how these turned out!

[redfurrycat]

The Man from U.N.C.L.E and Top Gun Fusion - Hangster & Icemav [part 5]

[Before the GunTop Agency Debacle –unofficially called the Wingvorce by Ice and Mav's colleagues–, when they were still partners.]

Agent Iceman invites his partner, Agent Maverick, to dinner. It’s supposedly to celebrate the latest accomplished mission, but it’s in fact a date. They’re in a cute little Mexican restaurant, eating spicy food.

Maverick is talking excitedly about what happened during the mission, when both agents were separated, and Mav ended up in a fight with a MiG agent. Iceman is listening, a bit distractedly, to his love partner while drinking a lemon juice. (He’s not particularly fond of spicy food, however, he’s fond of –t–his spicy-loving dumbass.)

Mav: …and we were in the men toilets, smashing the doors and everything. And then I did him good, Ice, very good. I double-fisted him real hard!

Ice is doing a very good impression of a spitting alpaca on a poor waiter who came to ask them if they wanted a dessert.

Ice: YOU DID WHAT?!

Mav: Yeah, you know, the double-fist move. I got tone and knocked him out quickly after that.

Ice, relieved: Yeah. Of course. Thank fuck… Well done, Mav. Do you want a dessert?

Mav: Sure. I want the fried thingies with the milk jam.

Ice to the server: dos raciones de churros con dulce de leche y chocolate, por fa.

[part 1] - [part 2] - [part 3] - [part 4] - [part 5]

[coffeecollective]

Hangman and His friends were VERY notorious for pranking in early flight school

A couple of his best ones are

1) He once flooded the locker rooms, this resulted in class being canceled for awhile because it ended up overflowing, flooding a good portion of the hallways.

2) Hangman and his first RIO brought and set up an entire merry go round on the tarmac. As a result, They all skipped class and were playing on it but were busted by the admirals who were too stunned that they managed it to even properly punish them all.

[raulfernandez]

Top Gun, but Maverick Vinales plays Maverick and Kimi Raikkonen plays Iceman. The racing fans will get me

[h-angst-er]

I know dido's songs are something like a joke now but i put my heart to making this video, i hope you'll like it.🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I'm writing yet another fanfic RN and i hope i won't get stolen.