#tous les memes // memes and things

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Ladies, gentlemen, and enbies, I present the look that short-circuited my fifteen-year-old brain.

[tommydarlings]

Tous les mêmes | t.w

pairing: toto wolff x reader

warnings: none

w/c: 0.9k

summary: You absolutely hated it when men raised their voice at you, what was pretty much your fathers fault… you really though that it would be different with toto but let’s be honest, what did you expect when you started dating a man that could be your father.

song suggestion: tous les mêmes by stromae

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You hated it when people yelled at you. You despised it. Especially when men were the ones that were doing it, thinking they can yell at you wherever and whenever they want because you are such a tiny and almost breakable little women that never opens her mouth.

You especially hated it because it always reminds you of how your father yelled at you back then.

His voice was always loud and deep, sometimes you still hear it ringing in your ears and just hope that it’s gonna go away as quick as it came. He never touched you or harmed you in any physical kind of way but definitely mental.

As soon as you left your father, you thought that it would stop. That you would never need to hear and face a man yelling at you ever again but your love life had different plans.

No man ever hit you or generally raised his hand, but definitely his voice. You were yelled at, cursed at, and other not really enjoyable things in the past from your ex-boyfriends and you thought that it would be different with him but let’s be honest… stromae was right with his song 'tous le memes', they are really all the same.

And also… what did you expect when you started dating a 51 year old man that could actually be your father. Of course it reminds you of him then but you were always a bit to oblivious and dumb when it came to loving someone, especially older man.

You bit your lip while tears blurred your vision as you looked up at your way taller boyfriend, hands grabbing your shirt in a rather tight grip. You were really angry and you couldn’t be angry at someone, especially the man that you love, without being on the edge of crying.

“Y/n! For the last time, I know Sandra for years, okay?! Longer than you!” Toto yelled at you from across the kitchen. You only shook your head, bottom lip already trembling.

Toto obviously noticed that, “Do not cry right now little one, you have no right to cry now.” He quickly told you with a tiny grin on his lips.

He was even smiling.

You gulped, “A-Are you serious Toto? It doesn’t matter!” You usually never raised your voice but you felt like you couldn’t hold it back anymore. “You were talking to her way more than to me!”

Your angry boyfriend sighed loudly, “What should I talk about with my own girlfriend that I’m seeing everyday, y/n!” He shouted at you from across the room.

You felt the first couple of tears sliding down your cheeks, eyes still focused on how his jaw was clenching and how his furious eyes were starring at your trembling figure.

Did you already mention that you hated men yelling at you? Probably.

“I-I don’t know-”

“Look!, you don’t even fucking know yourself y/n!” He said in a really uncomfortably loud tone. Finger angrily pointing at you.

You choked back a sob, bottom lip now trembling even more whilst your fingers were still clenching the bottom of your oversized T-shirt that was actually his bit you kind of wished it wouldn’t be his right now.

You were looking like a child getting yelled at for eating the candy that you weren’t supposed to eat because you’ve already had enough and Toto knew that.

“Like c'mon little one, don’t argue with me about utter bullshit, you know that I hate that.” He argued, voice now a bit quieter but still filled with anger and probably also slight hatred. You nodded, not knowing what else your supposed to do,

“I'm s-sorry.” You sniffled, tears not really stopping as your head hang low.

You raised your hand and wiped some of the tears away as new ones were already making their way down your cheeks again but then you felt two big hands grappling your wrist and pulling your hands off of your face.

You raised your head again and looked up at your still kind of angry looking boyfriend but now with a tiny not so mean grin on his face. The older man lowered your arms and grabbed your cheeks with his big hands, thumbs now wiping your tears away.

He sighed, “It’s okay y/n baby, it’s okay.” Toto muttered quietly while he was rubbing your back. You drew your gaze up to the way taller man infront of you and went on your tippy toes, leaning forward. He chuckled,

“Oh come here.”

He said to you before his hands got a hold of your hips and picked you up, carrying you now and leaning forward to capture your lips in a lovely kiss, thumbs stroking your skin.

You smiled into the kiss before you wrapped your arms around his neck. Toto also smiled, fingers squeezing your flesh. You squealed and briefly broke the kiss before you went in for another one as you felt him making his way up to the stairs.

“I am so sorry that I yelled at you baby, I know you hate that.” He apologised while he opened the door to the bedroom.

You retreated your lips from his and looked at him, “it’s okay-”

“No it’s not little one and you know it.”

You didn’t say anything, instead, you leaned forward and kissed him again, hands now intertwining themselves into the roots of his soft short hair.

“I love you so much.” Toto mumbled quietly before you two went on kissing. “I love you too.” You quickly told him as your kissing got a bit rougher and faster, both of you losing themselves in each other.

[dagss]

@faisonsunreve m'a taggée pour le favorite movie meme hyper long à faire, j'ai enfin trouvé 5 min pour le faire donc let's goooo

un peu déçue de moi pcq y'a beaucoup de trucs super connus ou US-centric j'aurais voulu mettre + de trucs obscurs mais 🤡

favorite film of all time: american psycho | best script : memories of murder | favorite poster: daughters of the dust | "i'll watch it someday" : in the mood for love | big personal impact: american animals | best long movie: john wick 4 | you like, but everyone hates: les tuche 4 | you hate, but everyone likes: notting hill | underrated: bill & ted's excellent adventure | overrated: inception | why do i like this: the proposal | great soundtrack: anastasia | that cinematography... : highway | bad day cure: kick-ass | favorite protagonist: pirates of the caribbean | favorite trilogy/series: fast & furious | biggest letdown: shazam! | biggest surprise: but i'm a cheerleader | "not the best but having fun": what we do in the shadows | criminally overlooked: the machinist | depressing movie: son of saul | favorite active director: james mangold | favorite animated movie: howl's moving castle | not usually my thing but: the favourite

je tag tous mes mutus vous êtes obligés de le faire salut 👁 le template vierge

[padfootagain]

for the Fanfic writer meme: 5, 15, 19 (you know which one I'm hoping for ;-) pleeeease)

Hi! Thank you!

5. What’s a fic idea you’ve had that you will never write?

Huh... I don't really know... I usually write whatever I think about. As long as it sounds like a good idea... so I would say, anything that sounds terrible will not be written, otherwise, I just write it!

15. How do you come up with titles for your fics/chapters?

I generally use references to scenes, or dialogues, or just what happens. I rarely use lyrics or that kind of things. Even if the titles are not always particularly good or original, I'd rather have it connected to what happens in the fic.

19. Give us a small teaser from one of your WIPs.

Oh... alors ça tombe bien que tu demandes parce que je devrais poster le premier chapitre sur AO3 dimanche, avec pour plan de poster un nouveau chapitre tous les dimanches du coup. (J'attendais demain pour t'envoyer un message, mais comme tu en parles...) Donc... pas de spoiler en attendant dimanche ;)

[spottedbread]

OKAY TOP 5 SONGS FROM WARRIOR MAPS

EYES WIDEN

(for context, in this sense MAP means multi-animator project. Most people don't follow me for warriors so I should clarify)

Love at First Sight by The Brobecks. It's from the Thrushpelt map that came out around Christmas in maybe 2021? This is in my Spotify liked and I used to put the map call on loop just to listen to the song back when I didnt have spotify. The map wasnt even out and I loved it. Fucking banger

Crush Culture by Conan Gray. It's from the Rosetail map with the cool eye thing where the eyes go to the pride flag of the cat. This is in one of my spotify playlists and I listen to it all the time.

Always Gold by Radical Face. This is from that really popular DOTC map. I don't listen to it often but every time I come back to it, it's always SO GOOD. It's amazing actually I need to make a spotify playlist with songs like that.

Man on the Moon by Zella Day. It's from that really cool Jayfeather map (FUCK SAGUTOYAS but) that had him going through the cool orange clouds and seeing into everyone's dreams and the past. I don't listen to this much either but it's such an upbeat and slightly dreamy song that makes me so fucking agjbshavsagvshavshvas every time (like if you agjbshavsagvshavshvas every time)

Tous Le Memes by Stromae. It's from the map about the hell trio of Crowfeather, Nightcloud and Breezepelt which my opinions of them are like staring your horribly homophobic relatives that you loved for 13 years of your life right in the eyes at Christmas but that's a discussion for another day. The song is so dramatic and is another one I was guilty of listening to via the map call before the map was finished. It's such a bop and the lyrics are even more dramatic. Love this one.

[will-you-pick-me]

if we (y/n) have a playlist, does that mean the li's have playlists too? if yes can we maybe have a sneak peek pretty please????? ovo

They do! And sure, since it's only a sneak peek - but once the server is opened, you'll have access to the full playlists of all the LI's "normal" arcs! :3 Mikey: Normal - "Rebels", Call Me Karizma || Yan - "Get What I Came For", The Phantoms

Ulrich: Normal - "Tous les memes", Stromae || Yan - "I Think I Love You", The Cog Is Dead

Zach: Normal - "Angels", Danny Worsnop || Yan - "RUNRUNRUN", Dutch Melrose

Jessica: Normal - "Transgender Dysphoria Blues", Against Me! || Yan - "Not The One", Besomorph, Gloria Kim

Jack: Normal - "This Side of Paradise", Coyote Theory || Yan - "It Will Come Back", Hozier

Narrator: Normal - "Carry You", Ruelle, Fleurie || No Yan Arc

REDACTED: """Normal""" - "I'm Only Joking", KONGOS || Yan/Extreme Mode - "Gore", Graveyardguy

REDACTED: Normal - "The Pines", Roses & Revolutions || No Yan Arc

REDACTED: Normal - "(Do You Wanna Date My) Avatar", The Guild, Felicia Day || Yan - "Terrible Things", April Smith and the Great Picture Show

[orphanage-body]

Hi there! For the book ask: 3, 6, 7 and 12 :)

Hey, thanks for the ask!

3. what is your favorite genre?

I'd say fantasy/sci-fi, for the past few years. When I was in elementary school I had a biiiiig detective novel phase, and later I read a lot of books from the historical fiction genre.

6. what books have you read in the last month?

As I said in a previous ask, rn I'm rereading 1984 by George Orwell. I've also read one or two Watchmen comics (idk if it's worldwide, but in France there's a new edition in 12 volumes), and a few Detective Conan mangas. Before 2019 I didn't read anything but comics and mangas for a long period of time (and I didn't even read a lot of that), so now I'm a lot slower than I used to be.

7. is there a series/book that got you into reading?

I've always loved books, even when I could barely read. The first things I read were the TV guide, and a French weekly comics magazine called Le Journal de Mickey (Mickey's journal) haha. Tho I don't really remember that period. My first reading memories are probably the Martine series, a series of French/Belgian children books. This series lasted for so long, my mom also read it was she was little, and gave me her books before I had more recent ones. It was about a ten-year-old girl called Martine, and her daily adventures, which she often shared with her dog Patapouf. I remember the drawings were so pretty, the line so soft (also the books are so popular in french-speaking countries there are meme generators of the cover haha). And as I was looking for it, I learned that its artist died, so there won't be any more Martine books... And I'm getting a bit emotional.

12. did you enjoy any compulsory high school readings?

Also already answered that one (that's unfortunate!), but mostly yeah, at the time I read anything I could have my hands on, and liked most of the books we had to read, except for two of them which I hate with a passion. I don't remember them all, but my favorite ones were probably Tous les matins du monde (All the world's mornings), a novel by Pascal Quignard, and À la lumière d'hiver (didn't find a translation for that one, I'd say something like In the winter's light), a poetry collection by Philippe Jaccottet.

[klapollo]

do you have any stromae suggestions? i’ve only heard tous le meme

okay i might not be the best person to ask bc i havent listened to his ENTIRE discography but i'll do my best

he has three LPs: cheese, racine caree (square root) and multitudes which came out last spring. i like cheese the least -- it's more straightforward dance music whereas on RC his sound got more eclectic and unique imo -- he included a lot of african and caribbean musical influences which really zhuzhs the whole thing up imo. but alors on danse is his breakout song from cheese and it's definitely good.

racine caree is his big album which went diamond like a billion times in the french speaking world. basically every song on it is good imo but my personal favorites besides tous les memes are avf, papaoutai, formidable, ta fete, ave cesaria, batard and sommeil.

i havent dove deep on multitudes but i have yet to find a bad song on that one either. fils de joie is very good and shows off his method of using music as an almost literary tool really well (every verse is another character's perspective about a sex worker with the chorus being the SWer's son, who anchors it all).

i hope u enjoy!

[universaln0b0dy]

Behold, all of my Yuus in one Corner

But this time it's all of them in picrew

That's Lydia Yuina Rune, she is also called Yuu, because she uses that to make sure no one assumes she is a girl from the get go. That girl is tired af and depressed Af

Pretty.. idk, you can call them he, she, they, it, cat, Kind mit Aufmerksamkeitsdefizit-Hyperaktivitätsstörung (kid with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, according to NCR rumours that is the first thing Lydia said about them, but there is no proof of this). Their name is Robin Christofson and they are based on Christopher Robin.

That's Abeeku uhh, I am still working on a last name so here is the place holder Tuslemem (you pronounce it Tous le memes, my creation lol) He is as close to the "Yuu is a typical guy" trope as he can be. According to Lydia and Robin he has majestic hair, but Vil has yet to style his hair. He is also the one with Amnesia.

So next question:

[madamedupigeonsalon]

Psychologie : Est ce qu on a peur de nos rêves ?

Trop souvent , on est bloqué dans la vie pour atteindre nos objectifs , et souvent la cause est la peur .

Mais de quel genre de peur parle t on ? La peur d échouer ! Celle de ne pas convaincre ou de réussir tout simplement !

Les compétitions entre humains ne facilitent pas les choses , puisqu on regarde ce que les autres font , on cherche à s améliorer mais on tombe dans la jalousie ou l envie… on n avance plus … la confusion prends place… on s est plus quoi faire.

Est ce qu on peut changer ? «  seuls les idiots ne changent pas ». Changer pour réaliser ses rêves c est difficile , un long processus , une pièce nous manque parfois. Enfaite , changer est pas difficile mais c est surtout qu on ne sait pas comment faire et c est cela qu il faut cibler. On a tous des faiblesses et des défauts , et ouvrir la conversation est importante afin de réaliser ses rêves . C est comme je le dis plus haut , il faut cibler le problème , et travailler dessus.

Il faut avoir de l empathie envers nous meme et aussi être attentif, afin de bien cerner le problème , pour progresser. L ennemi ce n est pas vous ! Il faut pas s abîmer. La haine arrive si vite et elle est véhiculée plus facilement par les autres donc il est important de ne pas s auto critique trop méchamment !

En gros, il faut trouver un point d équilibre pour ne pas tomber. Pour trouver la liberté individuelle, il faut pas tourner les talons et faire marche arrière mais au contraire , il faut trouver le feu à l intérieur de nous pour avancer.

Psychology : are we afraid of our dreams ?

Too often, we are blocked in life from achieving our goals, and often the cause is fear.

But what kind of fear are we talking about? The fear of failing! That of not convincing or simply succeeding!

Competitions between humans do not make things easier, since we look at what others are doing, we try to improve but we fall into jealousy or envy... we no longer move forward... confusion takes place... we don't know what to do anymore .

Can we change? “only fools don’t change.” Changing to make your dreams come true is difficult, a long process, we sometimes miss a piece. In fact, changing is not difficult but above all it is because we do not know how to do it and that is what we must target. We all have weaknesses and faults, and opening the conversation is important in order to realize your dreams. It's like I said above, you have to target the problem, and work on it.

We must have empathy towards ourselves and also be attentive, in order to clearly understand the problem, in order to progress. The enemy is not you! You must not get damaged. Hatred happens so quickly and it is conveyed more easily by others so it is important not to criticize yourself too harshly!

Basically, you have to find a point of balance so as not to fall. To find individual freedom, we must not turn on our heels and go backwards but on the contrary, we must find the fire inside of us to move forward.

Kevin Ngirimcuti

[a-room-of-my-own]

I 200% agree with you about how the “Karen” meme is misogynistic but for you to day its racist? Its not racist….. is it discriminatory, absolutely but white people are seen as the default, white people have never suffered for the simple fact that they’re white. Get that out of your head. The Karen meme started as a way to point out how white women sometimes use their whiteness in order to put people of color in danger and or uncomfortable situations when said people of color we’re either minding their business or basically doing nothing at all except for existing as POC. White women would do this to other women of color too you know? And i agree that it got out of hand because now its just a thing you say to white women to shut them up ( which is sexist and misogynistic) so i hate it as much as you. Im a feminist and i will fight and advocate even for racist white women who hate me but the thing is : White people have never and will never experience racism but I mean you’re french so im not surprised you think like that. Your country is one of the most racist places on earth, on s’est tous que les français détestent tout ce que est « autres ». On va pas maintenant venir se voiler la face à propos de la réalité des femmes de couleurs que les femmes blanches vont jamais avoir à subir ou a naviguer. On that note, have the day you deserve ❤️

Écoute, vu que tu es française (ou belge), du moins francophone, on va se parler français ce sera plus clair. S'il y a une différence culturelle, plutôt que sur le soit disant racisme atavique des français, elle se situe déjà sur le plan légal. Quand la loi française condamne les injures en raison de l'origine, la religion ou la race supposée, elle n'exclut personne.

La différence avec les États-Unis c'est qu'il n'y a pas de loi similaire, et donc les propos racistes, s'ils ne constituent pas de menace explicite, sont protégés par la liberté d'expression. Voilà pourquoi tu peux avoir un KKK ou des Proud Boys, ou Fox News etc ce qui explique aussi pourquoi le débat est aussi polarisé, parce que les personnes victimes de racisme n'ont aucune protection légale.

Après honnêtement dans cette discussion d'une manière générale je trouve que les gens font preuve d'une grande naïveté quand ils pensent qu'accepter des manifestations de racisme quand ça touche quelqu'un qu'ils n'apprécient pas n'aura pas de conséquences pour eux. Tu crois franchement qu'une personne qui tient ce genre de propos le fera uniquement quand ça concerne la cible jugée acceptable? C'est comme les hommes qui "respectent" les femmes, sauf celles qu'ils traitent de putes. Ou qui ne sont jamais violents sauf avec celles qui provoquent. Pour avoir rencontré mon petit lot de poètes qui m'ont traité de pute en pleine rue en justifiant leurs insultes par ma nationalité, je pense que d'une manière générale ils ne débordent pas de tolérance envers les personnes d'une autre culture que la leur... D'une manière générale.

Les principes à géométrie variable ça ne vaut absolument rien.

[lesellieknope]

hey (slut)

baa

Opening Credits: billie jean - the civil wars

Waking Up: algorithm and blues - nactus kunan

First Day At School: everlong (acoustic) - foo fighters

Falling In Love: cough cough - everything everything

Fight Song: heart’s a mess - gotye

Breaking Up: numb (encore) - linkin park and jay z

Life’s OK: honey & i - haim

Getting Back Together: look after you - the fray

Wedding: my doorbell - the white stripes

Birth of Child: how can i make it ok? - wolf alice

Final Battle: miss california - dante thomas

Death Scene: fine line - harry styles

Funeral Song: tous les memes - stromae

End Credits: nicest thing - kate nash

[bubblestheraccoon]

Music Mixes

Lumberjanes “Arts and Crafts” Program Field

Treble Maker Badge

“Some Risks are worth the Reward”

Music fuels the mind and thus fuels creativity. A creative mind has the ability to make discoveries and create innovations. The greatest minds and thinkers like Hildegard von Bingen, Barbra Strozzi, and Florence Mary Taylor all had something in common in that they were constantly exploring their imagination and creativity. As a Lumberjane it will be vital that we not only enrich our minds, but enrich those around us. Music is just one of the many mediums that can create an empowering environment, it is one of the few mediums that can be enjoyed at any time.

Finch’s Notes:

This post is based on a section from the bonus content from Lumberjanes: To The Max Edition Volume One. I did not create these playlist, their titles, or the blurb at the top of the post. If any of the links are wrong or broken, or if I should add any more disclaimers for song content, please feel free to let me know!

*D-Slur Warning.

**Only version of the cover I could find on youtube, here’s a version of song without the extra audio but it’s on a Russian website that overwrote my adblocker a little bit so visit it at your own risk. Here’s the song it was covering if you want that instead.

***Could not find cover on youtube. Link instead goes to band camp.

****F-Slur Warning.

Fox Fight Jams! By April!

Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks

Bad Reputation by Joan Jett

Run the World (Girls) by Beyonce

Northshore be Tegan & Sara

Woo Hoo by The 5 6 7 8s

Wilderness by Sleater-Kinney

Wolf by Now, Now

Spin Around by Josie and the Pussycats

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Theme

Jet Pack by Dog Party

Pirates by Jenny Owen Youngs

Dance Apocalyptic by Janelle Monae

Bamboo Bones by Against Me!

Push It by Salt-n-Pepa

I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift

Up All Night by One Direction

Roar by Katy Perry

Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor

Say You'll Be There by the Spice Girls

Ribs by Lorde

Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks (”Best Song Ever”-April)

River Adventure Mix of dooooom by Mal

I Was An Island by Allison Weiss

Shark In The Water by V.V. Brown

Let's Submerge by X-Ray Spex

Eyes Open by The Gossip

Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill*

Giant Kitty by Shonen Knife

I Won't Follow by the Secret Someones

4Ever by The Veronicas

Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne

Take Me Away by Fefe Dobson

Borne On The FM Waves by Against Me! & Tegan Quinn

Ain't It Fun by Paramore

3 Small Words by Josie and the Pussycats

Anchor by Letters To Cleo

That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings

Independent Woman Part 1 by Destiny's Child

Crush by the Sleigh Bells

Oh! by Sleater-Kinney

Tropical by Plumtree

Rhiannon by Best Coast or Fleetwood Mac 

The Con by Tegan & Sara

The Competition by Kimya Dawson

Cave Tunes by Molly

I Have Confidence by Julie Andrews

Ain’t No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell

Tightrope by Janelle Monae feat Big Boi

Just A Dream by Taylor Swift

Heartbreak Dream by Betty Who

Corner of the Sky by the Jackson 5

Valerie by Amy Winehouse

I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston

Call Your Girlfriend by Robyn

Let It Go by Idina Menzel

Build Me Up Buttercup by The Foundations

Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash

Jolene by Dolly Parton

Rock ‘n Roll High School by Shonen Knife

Don’t Save Me by HAIM

The Cave by Dia Frampton**

She Keeps Me Warm by Mary Lambert

This Is For by Ingrid Michaelson

Cut It Off by Mal Blum

Smash Into You by Beyonce

Jen’s Perfect Camp Mix by Ripley

Gravity Falls Theme Song

Summertime by Audra McDonald

Strong Enough by Kina Grannis

(You’re So Square) Baby, I Don’t Care by Cee Lo Green

Waterfalls - TLC

Just A Girl by No Doubt

Nobody Knows Me At All by The Weepies

I’m Beginning To See The Light by Ella Fitzgerald

Bad Girls by M.I.A.

Spice Up Your Life by the Spice Girls

Magic To Do by Patina Miller & Ensemble

***Flawless by Beyonce

Come On by Josie And The Pussycats

Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey

Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles

Jo’s really rad! Mix by Jo

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Theme

Androgynous(Live) by Joan Jett and Against Me!

Tous Les Memes by Stromae

Sunshine by Rye Rye feat M.I.A.

L.E.S. Artistes by Santigold

What About Your Friends by TLC

Just One Of The Guys by Jenny Lewis

Melody by Kate Earl

Red Cape by Priscilla Ahn

No Wow by The Kills

I Found You by Tilly and the Wall

Do You Remember the Morning by Kid in the Attic***

Cheerleader by St. Vincent

Concrete Wall by Zee Avi

You Can Count On Me by Panda Bear

Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood Mac (”<3″-Jo)

Don’t You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds

Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie

Oblivion by Grimes

Q.U.E.E.N. by Janelle Monae and Eryka Badu

Rapid Decompression by Against Me!

Roanokes Rule: The Mix[!][!][!] by April

Rattlesnake by Saint Vincent

Transgender Dysphoria Blues by Against Me!****

Amazon by M.I.A.

Another One Bites The Dust by Queen

Art-I-Ficial by X-Ray Spex

Separate Rooms by Now, Now

What’s Mine Is Yours by Sleater-Kinney

Sci-Fi Wasabi by Cibo Matto

Tennis Court by Lorde

Son Of A Preacher Man by Dusty Springfield

Dreams by Fleetwood Mac

Desire Lines by Deerhunter

Hot and Cold by Ex Hex

White Daisy Passing by Rocky Votolato

Misguided Ghosts by Paramore

For The Best by Gregory and the Hawk

The Hymn Of Acxiom by Vienna Teng

Capture The Flag by Broken Social Scene

From A Shell by Lisa Germano

Rosie’s Turn

Feeling Good by Nina Simone

Annabelle Lee by Sarah Jarosz

Terrible Things by April Smith & The Great Picture Show

You Can’t Be Told by Valerie June

Wild Geese Blues by Gladys Bentley

The Day Is Short by Jearlyn Steele

One Dime Blues by Etta Baker

Hard Way Home by Brandi Carlile

The Devil’s Paintbrush Road by The Wailin’ Jennys

To The Bone by Okou

Panic Cord by Gabrielle Aplin

Cups (You’re Gonna Miss Me) by Lulu and the Lampshades

Crayola Doesn’t Make A Color For Your Eyes by Kristin Andreassen

Complimentary Me by Elizabeth & The Catapult

Blue Spotted Tail by Kina Grannis

Sorry About The Doom by Slow Club

You Know I’m No Good by Amy Winehouse

From Texas: Big “D” by Julie Andrews & Carol Burnett

Finch’s Notes Cont:

Hi! I made this post to avoid work. But mostly I made this post because Lumberjanes is something really important to me, and these playlist are a part of my enjoyment of Lumberjanes I don’t see people talking about a lot! So I decided to make a post in order to share them with y’all. I remember hunching over my phone making a spotify playlist (here, though it’s missing a few songs that aren’t on spotify) while on a trip to California in the summer of 2018 when I first got into Lumberjanes. I probably listened to these songs while I made my first ever Lumberjanes fanart. These mixes helped me to discover artist I really love, like Janelle Monae and Mal Blum. I hope you enjoy them as well!

Other notes: Sk8r Boi is crossed out as that is the way it appears on Mal’s playlist. Also, I tend to shy away from music videos as a personal preference, so that’s why there are so few included on this playlist, though I’m sure many of these songs have beautiful music videos. I might reblog this post in the future with some youtube playlists of these mixes, but if you want to find them yourself there are a lot of playlists of these songs made on youtube already! Or you can make your own playlists using this post. 

And, just for fun, have one final Lumberjanes themed music recommendation:

Lumberjanes by Various

[clouch]

Mais lâchez moi l’utérus !

- Ça viendra, ça vient toujours, c’est dans tes gènes ! … euh, non, la seule gène que je vois c’est celle que je ressens en ce moment pour tes propos…

- T’as pas encore trouvé le bon père. … Aaaaah voilà ! Dites-lui de m’appeler hein !

- D’ailleurs il serait temps parce qu’a 33 ans tu commences à atteindre la date limite ! … Wait, what ?!?...

- Tout le monde veut des enfants, sinon ce n’est pas naturel, tu es née pour ça ! …Nan mais je viens d’une galaxie lointaine, très lointaine…

- c’est parce que t’en as pas encore à toi! … Encore heureux !...

- Tu verras, les bébés c’est magnifique ! … Je vais retourner voir mon ophtalmo, je dois avoir un problème de vue important...

- Moi aussi je n’en voulais pas, pourtant maintenant je ne sais pas m’en passer. … Dixit celle qui n’a plus de vie sociale, est en pleine séparation et embrasse ses gosses sur la bouche parce qu’elle compense...

- Tu verras comme ta vie va changer ! … C’est drôle, une maladie grave aurait l’air de me faire le même effet…

 Bref, au-delà de cette totale incompréhension de leur part, moi je dois pourtant être totalement open à leur vie de maman, aux détails répugnants de l’accouchement, à leur vie qui ne tourne plus qu’autour des enfants, des couches et de la consistance des selles. Compréhension totalement à sens unique, cherchez l’erreur.

 Parce qu’au-delà de ce non désir, se cache chez moi une phobie, classée, répertoriée, tout ce qu’il y a de plus officiel : la tocophobie. Qui désigne la peur panique, autrement dit la phobie, de l’accouchement et plus généralement de la grossesse. Pour certaines femmes, elle peut aussi s’accompagner d’une aversion ou d’un dégoût de la grossesse.

Vous avez vu, je vous apprends des trucs, je suis sympa quand même !

En gros, lorsque je vois votre ventre arrondi, la seule image que j’ai en tête c’est un énorme truc dégueu qui essaie de sortir par votre nombril en prenant soin d’écraser tous vos organes internes avant et d’en faire de la bouillie. Dans ma vision, ce truc qui tente de sortir est gluant, à des dents pointues et un air méchant, style ver solitaire version stranger things. Vous visualisez ? C’est cadeau…

 Du coup, c’est totalement inutile de venir avec vos conseils à la con, de demain, bon père et j’en passe.  En soi, vous admettrez que ce n’est quand même pas compliqué d’essayer éventuellement, peut-être, d’admettre que je peux penser différemment de vous ? Le souci ici c’est surtout le fait qu’entre femme, on peut quand même être de vraies chiennes au sujet des sacro saints enfants.

 Mais après tout, même sans un bébé, je suis tout aussi heureuse et épanouie que vous dans ma vie. C’est tout ce qui compte non ? D’être heureuse dans nos propres choix ? Meme si… Quand je vous vois courir dans tous les sens, j’avoue que je jubile un peu de pouvoir vivre en prenant mon temps, mais ça, je me garde bien de vous le dire.

[fowlblue]

Artemis Fowl II Headcanons

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- Contrary to popular belief, Artemis will absolutely listen to modern music- just not much. He listens to music to drown out his own overthinking sometimes, and pop-ish music is just too loud and overstimulating for him. He listens to indie rock or something like that instead (Glass Animals, Mother Mother, Two Door Cinema Club, etc).

- Artemis gets sensory overload very easily. If he cannot remove himself from the situation he eventually becomes very sardonic and bitter from stress. Butler has learned how to recognize the signs of Artemis becoming overstimulated (twisting hands, lack of focus, frustrated expression) and will help him get away if Artemis can’t do so himself.

- Artemis occasionally wears makeup, typically after learning something new from Juliet. He’s not very skilled at putting it on himself but he’s getting better. The two often practice on each other.

- He’s very artistic/musically gifted, with a particular talent for the violin. He enjoys playing for others, though he has to relearn much of the muscle memory post-TLG. Artemis is also very gifted when it comes to watercolor painting, though he rarely shares those finished works, preferring to keep them for himself. He’s very pleased to see that Beckett also has a knack for the musical and encourages it whenever he can.

- Don’t be surprised if you can’t find Artemis in the Manor. Artemis knows every secret passageway/hidden room/difficult-to-access area of the estate and can easily make it from one wing of the Manor to the other unseen. For the most part, his family makes no effort to discover these hidden routes and rooms- they’re simply Artemis’s. Artemis did eventually show his family a few secret passageways out of the Manor in case of emergency, but for the most part the majority remain unknown to everyone but him.

- Post-resurrection, Artemis had a lot of recovery to do. He spent most of the first weeks in bed, battling a constant fatigue. When he eventually began to readjust to his normal life, he often needed the help of crutches to get around, and several renovations to the Manor were made to make it easier for him. He’s doing much better, but still occasionally suffers from muscle weakness- those days he spends inside.

- He remains unsettled in regards to the ocean after the events of TAC- his friends may have found the giant squid fiasco very funny, but Artemis most certainly did not.

- Tries his best to keep an eye out for his brothers. He played “Butler” to many of their earliest adventures exploring the areas near the Manor- many times he has had to catch the unruly twins before they could go running over the cliffs that mark the coastline. Eventually they learned to watch their step, but by that point he had nearly had a heart attack several times.

- He’s very aware that something is not quite right with his mental health- he’s just not sure what, and he’s scared to find out. While he’s made efforts to go to therapy before, it’s difficult for him to get past his fear of “being known” (though he still tries to go at least semi-frequently). On his bad days, he tries to just stay inside, somewhere out of the way of his family. Myles and Beckett try to help (sometimes they manage), and of course Butler and Juliet are familiar with this and help him in any way they can. Sometimes he just calls Holly or Minerva, if they’re available, and he’ll spends hours talking to them about all manner of things in order to distract himself.

- Builds with Legos if he’s out of ideas and needs something to do. Myles and Beckett enjoy assisting him, though he and Butler together are responsible for most of the larger builds he’s accomplished.

- Once performed a vocal cover of Stromae’s “Tous Les Memes” in competition with Minerva.

- Very outspokenly against the exotic animal trade/black market after the events of TTP, in an effort to “make up” for giving Jayjay up in the past.

[whatdoesshedotothem]

Friday 17 August 1838

6 35

10 5

had Josephine at 7 40 – she said A- had had her bath and seemed better – very fine morning F71 ¼° at 8 10 from then to 9 wrote out yesterday to the bottom of p. 321 breakfast at 9 5 to 11 ¼ having sat reading the paper and talking to Charles and ordering with Josephine about my old Vignemale gaiters and latterly eating a few strawberries perhaps the last we shall have – A- very poorly .:. the horses ordered at 3 ½ to go a little way – afterwards on talking to Charles determined to go to Gèdre, and ordered the horses at 2 – A- if not well enough to go to Gèdre, can go out later – and take Pierre and go in any direction she likes – Cazos likely to be at home today as it rained yesterday and the sooner the matter with him is settled the better – A- had been at breakfast a minute or two before me and looked the picture of sulky ill-temper I hoped she was better   yes pretty well    I said no more but turned to the newspaper in silence tho’ looking as if I never thought of anything but her being ill    I saw she would hurry off   Charles was coming at ten   very sorry she was sso poorly that I thought she could not bear to ride    yes she could   I was very glad of it so ordered as see above  and A- walked off to my great relief    what a temper!  it is malady enough without any other   I shall do the best I can and think of and care for it the least possible I think my present tack is the best  that is   to treat it all as illness never seeming to dream of the possibility of anything else   what can she do or say   when I only condole with her on her illness     she told me only on Wednesday just before going to Luz  she said how much better she was    how much good the baths and doctor Double had done her   I laughed and said well it is my doing   no she never thought without thankfulness of it when she remembered how much it was by accident that she had Double she was always pleased with his giving her no medicine  an English physician would have thought nothing was the matter with her   but to be sure I had come with her here   yes and here she will keep me well or ill tied to her every moment I never dreamt it would be quite so bad   tied forever to such a companion?  nous verrons   now at 12 35 I have just written so far, and am better – Hail! all hail my journal! thou kind beguiler of many an irksome thought and many a solitary hour – thou friend of old! thou faithful mentor that hast calmed alike the burst of joy and grief, and taught my soul to hoard its best resources far from the reach of human gasp!   the following is a verbatim literatim copy of the certificate written by M. Latapis – ‘Je soussigné Henri Cazaux, demeurant à Gèdre, déclare, pour rendre hommage à la vérité, que le sept du mois d’Août courtant j’ai servi de guide à Madame Anne Lister de Shibden-hall, pour l’ascention qu’ elle a fait au pic culminant de Vignemale ledit jour. Elle avait avec elle deux autres guides qu’elle avais pris à Luz (Jean Pierre Charles, et Jean Pierre Sanjou). Je certifie que tous ensemble nous sommes parvenus au point le plus élevé de Vignemale, et que, à ma connaissance, personne plus n’avait jamais monté si haut. En preuve de cette

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ascention, il a été dressé une espèce de collone [colonne?] en pierres, dans le milieu de laquelle nous avons placé une bouteille, renfermant un papier oû Madame Lister a écrit le date du Août, son nom et les noms de ses guides ; cette preuve matérielle durera long-temps, si quelqu’autre voyageur aussi intrépide que Madame Lister ne va détruire ca petit monument.

En foi de quoi à Gèdre le 17 d’Août

Signé en présence  de     Cazaus [Hij]

Alaubon

Jean-Pierre Charles et Jean Pierre Sanjou, Soussignés, attestent la vérité des faits rapportés dans la déclaration ci-dessus.

fait à Luz le 17 d’Août 1838.

Charles

 how droll that the prince de la Moscowa should have unwittingly put me upon narrowing his own purpose! – I thought not of certificate – nor cared more for mounting the Vignemale than Mt. Perdu the ascent of which last mountain nobody believes – what mattered it to me – I made each ascent for my own pleasure, not for éclat – what is éclat to me? what is éclat to anyone? too often a dangerous bauble – the lightnings’ forked flash that kills the object it has fixed on – But come what may I’ll make an effort to tear the Cazos-laurier from this silly prince – ‘Hommage à la vérité’! ‘tis all I want – and I am not inclined me laisser tromper pour rien – tis now 1 ¾ pm and F73° in my cool cupboard – A- too poorly to go out at 2 – Pierre to come again at 4 – I left her lying down and was off with Charles at 2 20 to Gèdre – overtook a drunken berger about ½ way between St. Sauveur and the Pont de Sia and could not get rid of him till he turned up ½ way between the Ponts de Sia and [Douroucate] to go after his masters’ bétail on the Mt. de Mâle beyond the Bué – he and his master had drank 4 litres of wine at Luz. he walked unsteadily but safely, and his motions reminded me of those of drunken men in general but of the queer roll of his hips and shoulders and head that I have some often seen in poor Eliza Raine – I mused on this as I rode close behind him and Charles who said his conversation tho’ incessant was reasonable he observed on the new carriage road began since we went to Spain to go to Gavarnie that if cows or oxen were drawing a load along the precipitous part they would probably throw themselves and their load into the gave – he regretted there were no cabarets on his road as if there were he could drink a great deal more wine – we watched him along the precipitous part of the road he had to go just after leaving us – he got on quite well the cool air of the mountains and the perspiration he was in from walking would probably sober him before very long – as we went to Luz on Tuesday observed several men at work (1st time of our seeing them) beginning the new road (that is to avoid Luz) to St. Sauveur – at Gèdre at 4 20 Cazos at home sent for him to the Inn as also for the aubergiste himself who was at the Douane, and for his brother-in-law who was with him – I ordered wine and bread and cheese for them all, and, leaving my tartan cloak upstairs, went down into the kitchen, and staid with them all the whole time – It was sometime before Cazos came and we had talked over the leading particulars of my ascent – Cazos came perhaps in 10 minutes or ¼ hour and then joined heartily in talking the story over in everything agreeing with and confirming the statement of Charles and myself – I told him my femme de chambre had told me the people at Luz would not believe that I had got to the top but gave the laurier to the prince de la Moscowa – that was not right – I must have some proof to shew and Cazos and Charles and Pierre must sign me the certificate which I then read aloud – and Cazos, and then the aubergiste read it – Cazos made not the least objection to sign it – declared fully and openly that all I and Charles had said was true, and that I had got up to the very top and got up very well too – Cazos then signed and Charles, and the aubergiste saying was maire and could not sign these things his brother-in-law signed as witness and I paid Cazos the twenty francs as agreed, and said I, now you asked me 30/. on the Piméné – here there are five fr. more which with the 5/. I gave you on the top = 30/. and here is a 2fr. piece to go for what I was to give you on the top to drink my health – Cazos seemed much pleased – I desired him to consider the 5/. piece I had just given him to be for taking care, of my column and bottle at the top of the mountain – to see that nobody either destroyed the bottle or raised a column higher than mine – I then told him to drink his wine, and turning to the aubergiste said, Monsieur le maire, je ne demande pas ce que je vous dois pour le vin (I had just called for a 2nd bottle good vin ordinaire) mais voilà...... on which I put into his hand 2 five fr. pieces – this was too much for him

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to resist – his heart opened – he said I paid en prince (and in a whisper adding et meme plus) and said significantly mais je connais beaucoup de choses – vous avez bien payé – vous devez être traité avec bravoure – on this I begged him to tell me some of the things he knew – and in the midst of his fighting off Charles had taken poor Cazos to task about his letter to the prince and here a scene commenced of pro and con – Cazos denied having written that I had not gone to the top – I said if Cazos had been calumniated I would stand by him – all joining in begging Cazos to face the prince and have all cleared up – at last M. le maire explained that if Cazos had written as Charles declared his letter would prove, he had done it for money for his family – le mond was hard pressed here, and he hoped I should excuse the man who had made me all the reparation in his power...... poor Cazos owned his fault, and all present agreed to forgive and M. le maire our aubergiste promised to intercede with the prince and hoped I should do nothing against poor Cazos – no! said and held out my hand to the poor man, saying je ne [sens] que de regrets pour conduit envers moi – c’est une affaire d’honneur et je lui arracherai ce laurier à tout prix – rien ne me manqué pour bien le faire – j’air de l’arme, et de force, et de l’argent, et je n’en épargnerai rien – je lui arracherai ce laurier – the aubergiste agreed with me as to the petitesse of the prince’s declaration that he would not make the ascension if I had done it – and that it was not well to engage Cazos for Wednesday whether the weather was fine or not

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when it was known that I had engaged him for the 1st fine day – the prince thus compelling me to hurry my ascension – besides tho’ he had engaged Cazos for the Wednesday he the price still waited the arrival and did not go up till the Saturday – I hope, as I said to Cazos, that the prince had paid him much better than I had done – I saw the aubergists’ significant look – probably his princeship did not pay the man better –

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we had now being above 1 ¼ hour – there had been a stranger (a guide? who said he had heard the prince say he would not go up if I had gone up) present a little while at 1st and 3 or 4 women – judging from A-‘s manner on my return from Mr. Latapis yesterday that being too late for dinner today would be terrible I bade Charles make hast and leaving behind me, as it seemed, the cordial approbation of all present Charles and I were off on our way back at 5 40 – the aubergiste (Mr. Palasset, maire) had said he recognised me on 1st seeing me again and said he was sure I should ascend the Vignemale – yes! said Charles he knew of our ascending Mt. Perdu – Charles! said I, il faut se depêcher – Mademoiselle ne voudra pas diner sans moi – poor Charles set off at trot, and kept my little mare at such a high jolt pace, that we were obliged to pull up for 2 or 3 minutes to read just my combs qui avaient grande envie de s’échapper – yet [not] withstanding this stoppage we came up with A- at the Pont de Douroucate at 5 8, and, passing by the Pont de [Soutant], alighted at home (having trotted almost all the way) at 7 5 – on meeting A- I had at the moment literally forgotten all about her poorliness, and was beginning to tell her all that happened when her manner at once refreshed my memory and I refrained from fatiguing her by saying more – Had Josephine – shewed her the certificate that she might be able to say she had seen it if she chose and that she knew for certain that I had made the ascent – dinner at 7 35 at 8 ½ - on telling A- I had ordered the horses at two tomorrow (Charles wanting to get some hay home from his grange on the Bergonz had asked me to give him till twelve but this I did not name to A-

she made no answer   too soon? said I   she replied crossly it was useless to ask when I had ordered them and that I ordered everything without consulting her   no said I gently I am of a very different opinion   but when I ask you you always tell me to do as I like  she denied this    very well said I   then you had better order in future it is indifferent to me unless when I myself have something particular to do   when I shall order for myself and you can order for yourself    and here the conversation ended   she soon after went to her room and I saw no more of her   she will die of bad temper?

came to our rooms at 8 ½ - fine day – threatening rain this evening after meeting A- but held off – F71 ¼° now at 8 38 – on the shred of paper (common English thin foolscap about 1/8 of the shut) was written as follows

Mercredi 7 Aout [Août] à 1houre pm

Madame Lister de Shibden-hall

Avec ses trois guides

Henri Cazos de Gèdre

Jean Pierre Charles de Luz

Jean Pierre Sanjou de Luz

sat musing sometime before getting into bed – thought first time of Glasgow as a place of cheap ins[t]ructive residence till I can properly settle my affairs    nil desperandum -