#toxic newt

[mayabooowrites]

A Lovers Lies

Summary: three months after Tina and Newt's breakup, she sees Newt out with another woman.

Toxic Newt

Three months had passed since Newt and Tina's heartbreaking breakup. Tina was trying her best to move on, but the wounds were still fresh, and the pain lingered within her.

One crisp autumn day, as Tina was going about her usual routine, she happened to catch a glimpse of Newt walking hand in hand with a pregnant woman. A woman who appeared to be in the late stages of pregnancy and ready to give birth.

Her heart sank as realization dawned upon her.

The pain and confusion that she had pushed aside were suddenly like a raging storm within her.

Tina's eyes widened as she watched them with disbelief and anger. It all started to make sense. Newt had left her because he had cheated on her and gotten this woman pregnant

Determined to confront them and demand the truth, Tina crossed the street and approached them.

"Tina?" he stammered, trying to compose himself. "What are you doing here?"

Tina's voice shook with an amalgamation of emotions as she pointed accusingly at Y/N's growing belly. "Don't try to deny it, Newt. You cheated on me with her!"

Y/N looked at her with curious eyes, unaware of who Tina was or what she was talking about. On the other hand, Newt wore a mask of surprise mixed with a touch of panic.

"Newt, who is she?" She asked, her voice filled with innocence.

Ignoring Y/N's question, Tina took a step closer to Newt, her voice tinged with sadness and frustration. "I know the truth, Newt. You cheated on me and got her pregnant. Don't deny it."

Newt's eyes darted nervously between Tina and Y/N. "Tina, your doing this again? I thought you were over me, but you're back to trying to break up my relationships."

Tina's heart shattered. She had hoped deep inside that Newt was incapable of such manipulation, but the evidence seemed to be staring her in the face. Defeated, Tina turned and walked away.

Years passed, and Tina saw glimpses of Newt and Y/N occasionally, always with their toddler daughter.

She watched as the toddler ran around, blissfully unaware of the tangled webs that had brought her into this world.

Determined to make one last attempt at reaching Y/N, Tina approached them cautiously. Newt recognized her immediately, his face etched with worry.

"Tina," Newt spoke with an air of superiority. "Will you ever stop trying to ruin our lives?"

Tina's voice quivered. "Newt, please, stop treating me like I'm crazy, and tell your wife the truth of how you convinced that child."

But Newt laughed dismissively. "You're still convinced I cheated on you, even years later? That's just sad, Tina."

Tina took a deep breath,  "Y/N, please listen to me. I know you may think I'm crazy, but Newt cheated on me years ago, and your child is the result of it."

Y/N's face contorted with confusion and disbelief. She looked at Newt, searching for the truth. Newt, ever the expert manipulator, quickly interjected,

"Tina's lying, Y/N. She's always been obsessed with breaking us up. Don't listen to her."

Y/N hesitated momentarily. Slowly, she shook her head and turned away from Tina. "I'm sorry, Tina, but I can't believe you. Newt has never given me a reason to doubt him."

Tina's heart sank as she glanced at the little girl beside Newt. She saw innocence in her eyes, untainted by the lies and betrayals of the past. Newt escorts his wife and child away far from Tina's view.

She had tried her best, but it seemed that Y/N was too far gone, caught in Newt's web of lies. Too consumed by the fantasy that Newt had woven around her. She had lost herself in his lies, unable to see the true colours shining through.

Years later, Tina occasionally read articles about Newt, Y/N, and their daughter. The sight would bring a mixture of pain and resignation. She had done all she could to expose the truth, and now she had to accept that some stories would forever remain shrouded in secrets and deception.

Newt had successfully manipulated Y/N, painting Tina as the villain in their love story. 

Maybe one day, the truth would reach Y/N, and justice would prevail.

[miyahopscotch]

My main three httyd ocs back in the day whome I have since redone

vvv Old designs vvv

Yeah I would like to argue, I may have improved. Not perfect, but still

[typhlonectes]

Female Taricha newts are much more poisonous than males

In an intriguing development in the study of toxic amphibians, researchers have discovered that female Taricha newts possess significantly higher levels of tetrodotoxin, a potent neurotoxin, than their male counterparts.  This finding, reported by Dr. Gary Bucciarelli of the University of California Davis and his team in the journal Frontiers in Amphibian and Reptile Science, suggests a potential role for the toxin beyond mere defense against predators, possibly influencing mate selection and reproductive strategies...

Read more: https://www.earth.com/news/female-taricha-newts-are-much-more-poisonous-than-males

[laomelettedufromage]

It’s a shame that there isn’t a popular gummy snack out there that’s shaped and colored like an eastern newt with how… gummy-like they are

[indig0trolls]

i have enough healthy human/troll relationships

[newtsnaturethings]

Finishes big art project

Art-style-internal-crisis/imposter syndrome: you rang

[jorgha-haq]

Long time no see everyone. :)

[newtafterdark]

I loved reading all of that

Can I ask what barmey did in the past?

I'm glad you liked my funny little chunks of text!

And… well, I base Barmey's past behavior partly on what I've heard from his series (I genuinely don't know if I'll ever watch "Barney's Mind" myself) & also what my friends & I come up with that seems like it would fit with what he know about him in canon.

He was very much obsessive with his crush on Mind, going so far to keep track of the man when on security cam duty. Plus, even when he's on his own and on missions he just talked a lot about Mind, considering himself not to be much worth to talk about.

He very much took advantage of Mind's blindspot after the man lost his eye as well, sneaking up on Mind & startling him for "fun". Or well, he thought it was a normal thing to do if you're friends. Barmey didn't catch up on the fact that doing that is incredibly disrespectful and only made Mind distrust him more. Not to mention that they were absolutely not friends. But again, Barmey didn't catch up on that because he always let people walk over him & thought that how Mind treated him in return were just things friends do.

In general, it was a lot of dismissing Mind & not respecting boundaries. Yeah, it was because Barmey didn't have any of his own, but it didn't excuse any of his behavior.

I am firm on that it took Barmey years to unlearn shitty past behavior. If you're stuck with a certain mindset all your life so far, it takes time to rewire your brain.

But Barmey at least now has a bunch of folks who help him figure things out & teach him what they know. That's the only way him being in the 'cule keeps being healthy for everyone involved.

[newtwithinternet]

I'm no man. I considered it many times, i examined thoroughly my feelings on the matter, so I'm quite sure about it. Neither want i to become one.

But when my mother tells how she likes men more than women - how men are by nature responsible and smart and generous and women are so petty and stupid and useless and just lesser (but no, it doesn't mean you are - at least, until you find the right man and realize it yourself). Or when my father, though always glad to share what he knows with me, is more eager to do so with my brother - and he goes into deeper detail with him, and my brother thrives on this knowledge the way i never do (and i can't help but think that maybe I'm just incapable of it by nature) -

At these moments i wish i was a son.

And my teachers and coworkers are all very nice to me, but i can't help, but wonder, if they see me as just a silly girl who came into the field to find a man - or who is lost in life and doesn't realize yet that she only needs and actually wants to find a man (and have kids and hire for a job that doesn't require brains or time or effort). As someone who isn't going to take the job seriously or actually do something of value.

At these moments i can't help but wish i was a guy.

Men around occasionly saying how women are wicked and inferior. And, according to Science (and to my mother), men are kinder, smarter and better, and some women i know do behave the ways described - so is it true? (Am i wicked and inferior? Are my friends?) I wish i was a man, so they won't look at me and others like me this way (and i won't wonder, if i have to).

Silent pity and despise towards my single, childless aunt. Implied "sooner of later you'll find a man you'll want to marry and you'll give up on every hope and dream that isn't about him and your kids - or you're not a normal woman, you're an abomination" here and there. The original sin. Constant fear that i may be incapable of showing virtues and doing things that make a worthy human being in my own eyes just by an accident of birth. Women are dirty, women are wicked, women are dumb, women are weak. I wish i wasn't a woman so i wouldn't wonder, if this is true - if i really have some inborn flaw that separates me from being a human. I don't want to try to change, because I'm fully formed and if i have this flaw, than it's likely too late for any amount of hrt to fix me - and if not, I'm actually pretty fine with who i am.

Actually, maybe i do not wish i was a man. Maybe i just wish people to see me the same way they see men. Maybe i wish i could do so.

[mayabooowrites]

A lovers lie but it's toxic y/n instead 👀

Sure I wrote this while sick so probably not as good as A Lovers Lie but I tried my best

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It had been a few months since Tina and Newt had ended their relationship. The breakup had been painful, leaving Tina with a heavy heart. She had done her best to move on, but the memories of their time together lingered still.

One sunny afternoon, as Tina was on a walk, she happened to catch sight of someone who made her heart drop – Newt's new girlfriend, Y/N. Tina had heard through the grapevine that Y/N was nothing short of a mean girl, but she had never expected to come face to face with her.

Y/N noticed Tina and casually stroll over, a mischievous smile playing on her lips. Tina's defenses immediately went up.

"Y/N," Tina called out, her voice tinged with both sadness and caution.

Y/N turned around, a mischievous smile playing on her lips. "Oh, Tina," she says mockingly. "What a pleasant surprise. Still pining over Newt, I bet?"

Tina's eyes narrowed, but she steadied herself. "I just want to understand, Y/N. Why would someone like Newt be with someone like you? Does he even know the real you?"

Y/N's smile faltered for a moment, but then she regained her composure. "Well, Tina, that's none of your business, but I will tell you one thing. I'm pregnant with his child."

Anger surged through Tina, and she could no longer restrain herself. "No you aren't, Newt would never get someone pregnant so soon into a relationship."

"Oh? Well guess he didn't care about you enough."

Unable to tolerate Y/N's insolence any longer, Tina's hand shot out and slapped her across the face.

As if appearing out of thin air, Newt suddenly appeared at the scene, his eyes widening in disbelief at the sight before him. "Tina, what have you done?" he exclaimed, rushing to Y/N's side.

Y/N quickly composed herself, as fake tears stream down her face. "Newt! Darling help me your ex went insane and attacked me."

"No Newt—" Tina started but Newt glared at her as he held Y/N protectively

Newts voice shakes with anger. "I can't believe you Tina, jealously looks terrible on you, I moved on you should too."

Tina's heart shattered into a million pieces as she watched Newt walk away, Y/N smugly clinging to his arm.

As she was left alone on the street, feeling the weight of regret crushing her spirit.

Years passed, and Tina tried her best to move on. She focused even more on her career, becoming a respected Auror in the magical community. However, she couldn't escape the lingering pain of losing Newt.

Today it was made even worse when she got her daily newspaper to see the headline

The headline read, "Newt Scamander Ties the Knot with Y/N: A Love Story for the Ages." The photograph showed Newt, Y/N, and their beautiful young daughter, all smiling radiantly. Tina couldn't help but feel a bittersweet pang of happiness for them, despite the lingering ache in her heart.

As if fate wanted to play yet another cruel trick on Tina, she found herself crossing paths with Newt, Y/N, and their daughter one day.

Summoning her courage, Tina approached them, attempting to bury the past grievances and offer her congratulations. "Newt," she called out, her voice soft yet filled with sincere warmth.

Newt turned toward Tina, his eyes full of guarded surprise. Y/N looked on, curiosity etched on her face as she glared down Newt. When he realized her glare he quickly pretended he didn't see Tina and focused on his daughter and Y/N only now

Tina smiled as tears threatened to flow but she denied them, "I just wanted to congratulate you on your marriage and your daughter shes beautiful. I truly wish you all the happiness in the world."

Newt's gaze remained fixed on his daughter, asking her if she's tired, his face devoid of any emotion.

He didn't acknowledge Tina, not even a nod or a thank you. Y/N, on the other hand, sneered at Tina, clearly relishing in her victory.

Thank you," Y/N replied, her voice dripping with satisfaction. "We're so happy together."

"I would like Newt to reply as I was talking to him." Tina says and Y/N smirks at her

"Oh he won't, so stop trying, also leave your scaring our daughter." Y/N smikes as she judges Newts side. Immediately Newt nodded in agreement. As Tina looked at the little girl who looked more curious than scared and Newt had to know that. Yet he followed whatever Y/n told him to.

Y/N smirked and clung to Newts arm possessively as she pulled him and their daughter off into the busy street

Tina could see Y/N mouth words to Newt and he nodded immediately

Y/N had wrapped Newt around her finger, controlling his every move unable or unwilling to see beyond her manipulative ways.

It was clear that their toxic relationship had consumed him entirely, erasing any trace of the man she once knew.

[finsterhund]

Growing up my favorite lake to visit had roughskin newts (but we called them firebelly newts for some reason) and they were seemingly only aquatic there. Maybe because breeding season or something?

There was a spot close to shore where the water got about six foot deep with a grassy bottom and they'd stay down in the grass and you'd see bubbles and they'd occasionally come up for air.

I loved those little guys so damn much.

I think if I was ever going to go back into amphibian or reptile keeping again it'd be some sort of salamander. Just, these little guys stole my fucking heart okay?

Looking it up apparently this is just a... a thing... that happens... Did not know it was sex based either until just now trying to figure out why the fuck it was a thing.

Toxic little boys club lake. Where all the toxic little boys hang out.

"for some unknown reason" fjgjdjfjdjfjdjdjsjfhdhdhf they didn't even need to word it like that but they did.

The lake last time I went was infested with shitty humans who used it for illegal fishing and dumping which makes me extremely sad. Really broke my heart. The people there made me feel extremely unsafe and I left before I ever even went in to look for my friends :( I hope they're alright.

Apparently someone tried to swallow one whole in the 70s and died in an hour from the toxin? Honestly, deserved.

Anyways look at the cute orange belly.

[mrghostrat]

i bring you my one offering for every fandom: Twitch Streamer AU!

edit: there is now a fic :)

i see your "two teachers at the same school who none of their students realise are married" and raise you "two polar opposite streamers who none of their viewers realise are dating/living together" 😩🙏

i also accidentally drew these at 4k so enjoy these high res wallpapers i guess!! (1 + 2)

i have headcanons:

aziraphale is a variety IRL streamer: cooking, baking, crafts, chatting etc. he's on a bob-ross level of respect and admiration for how sweet and pleasant he is to everyone

crowley streams whatever can be a conduit for mischief: from toxic PVP gameplay, to IRL chatting streams out in public places. he's primarily a gamer, but people watch him for his horrendous personality.

they rarely hang out in each other's chats, but that's just happenstance. one is usually sleeping when the other is live, otherwise they'll have their screens open and lurk

crowley never bans trolls; they’re half his content. he enjoys backchatting and riling them up. his streams are notoriously chaotic because of little moderation and his rapidly shifting attention span

aziraphale’s mods ban trolls very efficiently, but he wouldn’t see their messages anyway, because chat always moves too fast for him. that’s not to say that he’s got a hyperactive chat; even slow mode would be too fast for him. he only ever catches every 5th message.

aziraphale is SO bad at reading chat, it's become a meme within his community that if he reads out/replies to you, you have been Chosen and need to go buy a lottery ticket asap

anathema mods for crowley, which mostly means just hanging out and insulting him when he dies in-game

newt is aziraphale's most revered mod, because whenever he tries to simply purge a mean message, he somehow accidentally IP bans the account. he's invaluable for managing troll attacks

their mods know they're together, but silently watch everyone lose their minds over the steadily growing conspiracy for their own personal entertainment

[deepseamuse]

How can anyone dislike an animal. Not liking cats as much as dogs (or vice versa)? Yeah, sure, i guess i get that. Being a little scared of some animals like spiders, scorpions or snakes? If they get real close without me noticing i get pretty spooked too. And having a phobia is completely understandable! But no matter how scary people say certain animals are, I can’t help feeling like they’re adorable

[monmorgandy]

Terrestrial Juvenile Eastern Red-Eft Newt by Mark Via Flickr: Terrestrial Red-Eft Newt Salamander Avery County, North Carolina Mountains Accessed via the Blue Ridge Parkway (mp 300ish) Date taken: May 13, 2016 Website | Facebook | FAA While leading an individual workshop in the mountains of North Carolina my client pointed out this crazy colorful orange newt along the trail. Thanks to his good eyes I sprinted back to the car, grabbed the macro lens and snapped a few photos. Apparently Eastern Newt's are pretty common. They have three distinct stages of life: the aquatic larvae stage, the terrestrial red-eft stage (shown here), and the adult aquatic stage. During their terrestrial stage, they're known to wonder far and wide, boldly during the day, to disperse and populate other bodies of water throughout the area. Their orange coloring is an example of predator adaptation, signaling a warning that their skin contains toxicity.

[empress-simps]

For poly!marauders request (I saw you asked for some) could you do one where the reader faints out of nowhere and the boys get all panicked and worried and fret over her? 🌙

Hii! Thank you for the great request🫶🏻 It’ll be the first time I do a Poly!Marauder fic so pls do bear with me, I tweaked it a bit, hope you enjoy!

Worried Sick

Pairings: Poly!Marauders x Reader

CW: Mentions of toxic habits, Sirius being an arse, reader fainting, and language.

To say that you were tired would be an understatement. You were exhausted- mentally, and physically as you were buried in a mountain of books, flipping through almost a hundred pages an hour as you tried to juggle three essays and review for NEWTS all at once.

You were so immersed in your studying, the sound of pages flipping and scratching of the quill against parchment made you slip into a hyper-focused mode that you don’t notice the passage of time making you effectively miss lunch and dinner.

“There’s my smart darling!”

Sirius grins, sneaking up to you and kissing your cheek. You jolted, looking up as you saw him, and your other boyfriends sit next to you in the library.

“Hey guys.” You try your best to muster up a cheery smile for them. Remus, who was seated beside you frowns as he notices your pale and tired face. “We haven’t seen you today, love.” You smiled sheepishly, “I was finishing up the essays we’re assigned this week.” Sirius shakes his head in a disapproving manner. “Darling, you know we could just copy off of Remus’s essay when he does it, right?” A protest from Remus was heard, making you chuckle.

“I don’t think our moony would appreciate that.” You cracked a small smile, “But he lets us copy off of his essays ever since we can remember!” James defended Sirius who nodded agreeingly.

“What we would appreciate though, is you not missing out on dinner.” Remus told you, pulling out an apple and two dishes that the house elves prepared, (bribed by James) placing it in front of you.

“Erm... I don’t really have an appetite right now, love.” You grimaced, seeing the stern expression of the werewolf. “You need to eat, darling.” James pleads, puppy eyes activating. You looked at the other two, they seemed to mirror James. “Please love, you’re making us worried sick.” Remus gently pushed the food in your direction.

“Alright then…” How could you possibly deny your adorable boyfriends?

This continued for a few days or so, each day got the boys increasingly worried than yesterday. Sleeping for four hours (five if you’re lucky) and studying all day became your new routine, you hardly even spend time with the boys anymore, only during breakfast at the great hall since you mostly skip lunch and dinner to study. If it weren’t for your friends and your boyfriends, you would’ve already starved.

You groaned, plopping down in between Remus and James, taking a bite of the toast in front of you, and ignoring the light headedness you were feeling since you woke up. Marlene looked up from her plate and winced as she took in the sight of you.

“Merlin, y/n. You look worse than a dementor.”

“Thanks Marls, appreciate it.” You grumbled, taking a swig of the pumpkin juice, grimacing as you felt that a huge gulp of the beverage and a small bite of toast was too much for your stomach to handle.

“I’m serious, when was the last time you had a good night’s rest?” She frowns, shaking her head as she gave a pointed look at your boyfriends. “There’s already three of you and you can’t even manage to take care of your girl?”

“Not my fault she chooses to stick her nose into books rather than spending time with us.” Sirius huffed, crossing his arms over his chest, his dramatic and petty side surfacing. “Pads.” Remus warns, the light headedness that you’ve felt suddenly worsens as you feel the urge to throw up. Lily seemed to notice, shooting a worried glance on your way as you waved it off.

“What Moony? It’s true! It’s like she forgot she even is in a committed relationship with us.” Sirius spat, getting riled up as James tried to diffuse the situation.  “Sirius, I already said I’m sorry…” She rasped out, trying to reach for his hand but he jerked it away. “Don’t be a knobhead, Pads.” Remus glares at him, irritated by how he’s acting.

Sirius rolled his eyes, it was obvious that he was hurt; You rarely spend time with them anymore, accidentally pushing them away and shutting them out just because of those stupid academics. “Whatever.” He grunts, and stands up, walking away from the table.

You felt yourself get weak; as the great hall spins around you, cold sweat started to form on your temple as spots slowly made it’s wany into your vision. Despite your body practically screaming for you to just sit and stay still, you push yourself from the benches and follow him. “Sirius, love- “He turns to you, frowning. “What now?”

 You opened your mouth, about to say a word when suddenly your legs gave out, the spots grew larger as you tried to look at Sirius before your world suddenly faded to black. You heard screams from the students, the loudest ones you recognized were from your friends, especially Marlene and Lily.

“Shit!” Sirius was thankful for his awfully fast reflexes that he managed to catch you before you hit your head on the cold floor. James and Remus rushed to the both of you. “Bloody hell, Pads!” James kneels in front of you, gently tapping your cheek as a sense of urgency surrounds them. “Darling, please open your eyes, can you hear me?” James asked you, every second that ticks makes the feeling of dread in his stomach grow larger.

“P-prongs, Moony… I promise I didn’t know she was going to faint…” Sirius whimpered as he cradles you, eyes looking frazzled and darting back and forth between his lovers. James felt his breath become faster, as you didn’t respond to any of his attempts. Other students started to gather around to take a peek on what’s happening in the middle of the great hall while Marlene and the other Gryffindor students kept them from nearing. Remus knelt next to James, trying not to freak out like what the other two are already doing. He slowly placed his trembling hand on your forehead. “No fever, but we need to take her to Madame Pomfrey.” He announces, biting his lip as Sirius lifts you up bridal style, the three of them rushing you to the hospital wing.

The bright and harsh light of the hospital wing made you wince, you slowly blink, trying to adjust to the brightness of your surroundings. “Darling! You’re awake!” James tackles you into a hug, almost squeezing out the air from your lungs.

“Prongs! Be careful!” Remus’s tone was harsh, as if scolding James. The boy slowly pulled away, pouting, which Remus had ignored. “How are you, love?” Remus’s gaze softened as he looked in your direction, taking your hand in his as he rubbed circles in the back of your hand.

 “For the most part, I’m fine.” You croaked out, James immediately gave you water. After taking a few sips, you let your eyes wander around, someone was missing- Where’s Sirius?

James seemed to catch on this, “He’s outside, beating himself up for being an arsehole.” You frowned, “Can you please tell him to come in? I want to see him…” You mumbled, James nodded and fetched Sirius outside of the hospital wing.

After a short while, Sirius emerged, darting his eyes anywhere but onto you. “Love…” You gently called out to him; Sirius bit his lip as he finally took in the sight of you. “Darling, I’m sorry. I was such an arse to you.” He sincerely apologized while you shake your head, “I’m sorry too, I was stressing out too much. I barely even managed to take care of myself and spend time with you guys.”

“Just don’t do it again, darling. We almost lost our minds when you fainted.” James told you as he tucks stray hair behind your ear.

“I won’t do that again; I’ll just copy off of Moony’s work.” She chuckled, glancing at the said boy, she saw the twinkle in his eyes as he smiled and rolled his eyes playfully.

The sun’s rays filtered out in the curtains of the hospital wing, encasing the four in a warm glow as they conversed amongst themselves, putting the events behind them; silently promising to love and care for each other, through thick and thin.

[decomposing-romantic]

Just spent the whole day playing with poisonous newts and catching them in the lake/river 😌

Poison control said we’ll be fine though so it’s all good ♡