#trans!miranda

[words-etched-in-her-skin]

I been rereading your amazing posts and i cant count the times that i read the ones where the ladies have cocks and how it made me cross my legs every time.

so my ask is, if the ladies have cocks do they get morning wood? and how do they react to having one? If they have a s/o do they help?

I mean.. always a pleasure to know that, dear 😌😏 and always such a compliment to know you've read them all more than once! 🥺 But yes, I would assume they all experience morning wood at one time or another 👀

Alcina: Wakes up with it every morning, to the point where you can feel it hard against the center of your back when she pulls you close. Some mornings she will opt to wait for it to go down on its own, and others she'll be wrecking you before it's even time more her morning tea.

Bela: Wakes up with morning wood every now and then, but usually keeps it to herself. She tends to take care of it on her own in the shower unless she's feeling particularly horny that morning.

Cass: Always wakes up with it - you can't even count how many times you've woken up with your ass in the air while she pounds you.

Dani: Wakes up with it more often than not, and you always know by a very specific blush to her cheeks and bite to her bottom lip. She will never say no to you helping her with it.

Donna: Doesn't wake up with it very often and usually feels a bit embarrassed when she does. She will of course never turn down your offer to help, but will also never ask you for it.

Sal: You better believe Sal wakes up with morning wood, as well as middle of the night wood and going to bed wood. She'll never be overly assertive about needing your help, but waking up with her dick in your mouth is one of her all time favorite things.

Miranda: You once laughed at how her robe tented up due to it one morning, and haven't been walking right ever since.

I hope you enjoyed these, dear! 😌♥️

[growing-past-me]

I think every resident evil character is a little trans. In any direction. Maybe all at once.

[transbookoftheday]

Trans Mothman Books

Mothman is trans. Because I said so. (This is probably the most specific book list I have ever made and I absolutely love it.)

Book Titles:

Dear Mothman by Robin Gow

How I Met Your Moth-er by Miranda Sapphire

Mothman Quarterback Ghost In My Tight End by Chuck Tingle

Mothman Did A Great Job Installing My Home Audio System And Now He’s Eating My Ass by Chuck Tingle

[lgbt-aesthetics]

Pride 2023: Trans + Monster Prom Love Interests

Please reblog and credit me if you use!

ID: Icons of Damien, Scott, Liam, Polly, Miranda, Vera, Calculester, and Zoe from Monster Prom on the trans flag

[aoifereal]

when i saw this post these were the three i thought of immediately and i'm glad i got a chance to draw it. this is the dynamic i see for shipping them all together with miri bossing them both about and alpha and aavari can end up getting competitive over who can fawn over her better

[fella-lovin-fella]

thank you to my poor boyfriend who sat and listened to me scream-singing miranda cosgrove's 2008 hit album Sparks Fly while drunk. you're what real love is

[xomoosexo]

The amount of people acting like they know Rick Riordan's story better than he does is crazy 💀

I mean death of the author and all that like people have a right to criticize ricks vision all they want it's just hating to a point that is ridiculous and unproductive 😭 but I do feel bad for rick riordan tho because I feel like people are just now realizing that he's like a grown older man who's tweets are gonna be a little cringe because he's an ALMOST 60 YR OLD MAN 😭😭 i saw a post saying hes giving "jk rowling vibes" recently and i was like girl oh my god what are you talking about

[words-etched-in-her-skin]

What are the trans ladies thoughts on getting a titjob, especially lady dimitrescu cuzzz y know

I mean.. do you mean like getting their boobs done, or Reader letting the ladies titty fuck them? 👀👀👀 If it's the latter, I honestly have no idea who'd be able to handle Alcina's, tbh 👀🤣 Like, ma'am 😳 Tho, now I am having some ✨thoughts ✨ ahem 👀 I feel like all in all most of them would enjoy that, tho. I mean.. how could you not? 👀 Bela might be too on the reserved side, actually, and Donna a bit too shy, but I feel the rest would be like:

[withasideofshakespeare]

Transfemme Ferdinand (The Tempest) NOW

[lunar-pantheon]

So I'm mentally ill and trans and hate the military so of COURSE I get dozens of assholes emailing and texting me trying to recruit me bc the us military is like a whiny fuckboy I can't seem to whack away with a stick right

Of course this gets old quickly so I started fucking with them and now it's just evolved to me just sending this every single time

anyways if you don't think this is the funniest shit ever idk what to tell you

[transbookoftheday]

How I Met Your Moth-er by Miranda Sapphire

Elliot is just trying to keep it all together when a creature of legend crash-lands in front of him one stormy night. Though he’s huge and intimidating, Elliot has to admit that his unexpected guest is also sweet and kind—but can he trust him?

Can Elliot let himself…want him?

Content Warnings: graphic sex scenes, mention of transphobia and homophobia (not shown), mention of drug abuse and minor confrontation with an intoxicated person, estranged birth family, death of a family member (not shown), some depictions of anxiety and depression (mild).

Tropes: hurt/comfort, one bed, forced proximity, monstrous peen, fated mates, found family

[griffinavocado]

asexual, aromantic, and nonbinary flags colourpicked from Joy, Calculester, and Oz flags w no character, as well as an alt for Calc’s under the cut 

[imfrom-neptune]

Okay so I live in Texas which means country music. I was raised on it and do enjoy some of it.

Anyway the point is. There’s a song called “If I Was a Cowboy” by Miranda Lambert and I feel like it’s very trans coded even if it’s not meant to be. I just always interpret it that way.

One of the lyrics in the bridge is even “So mamas if your daughters grow up to be cowboys, so what?” and like.. c’mon. Every time I hear it it makes me happy.

[saw-bathroom]

I want to go full goth in a concert where the band looks and sounds like this

[haveyoureadthistransbook]

How I Met Your Moth-er by Miranda Sapphire

goodreads

Elliot is just trying to keep it all together when a creature of legend crash-lands in front of him one stormy night. Though he’s huge and intimidating, Elliot has to admit that his unexpected guest is also sweet and kind—but can he trust him? Can Elliot let himself…want him?

Mod opinion: I haven't heard of this book before, but as someone who likes Cryptids and bad puns it sounds fun :D