I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
Imagine a Star Trek type food replicator that lacks an internal library of approved outputs and instead uses a generative language model to figure out what you're asking for. People having to do Midjourney-style prompt crafting to get the meals they want out of it. Abusing the system by describing things that absolutely are not food in ways which circumvent the safeguards. Occasionally it produces something that tries to eat you back which it insists with perfect confidence is in fact a strawberry crumble.
james t. kirk, tarsus survivor, whenever someone needs help and support: we should get hotdogs. in fact we should get two hotdogs. i’m going to get cookies. we’re going to split the cookie.
“When Dominic discovered Dorothy’s cooking he went wild. Usually stage food is barely passable, and there’s only two ways Dorth makes “barely passable” food… that’s no way, and no how! So whenever Dominic knew Dorth would be cookin’, he’d be rubbin’ his hands together in gleeful anticipation. Well we used to get the dailies up in the art department, and one day I come across this blooper that shows it better than I can ever describe it. Watch Dom blow his lines and not care, cause he’s lovin’ it so much. Anthony Montgomery cracks up!”
-The Drex Files
"Spock, is it logical for a Vulcan to indulge in something as frivolous as strawberry toast?" - (Probably) Bones
I saw a post on how vulcans basically eat strawberry toast a few weeks ago and I have been thinking about drawing it ever since.
Its just a rough sketch and it doens't make sense how the strawberries can stay on the toast from that angle but maybe I should clean it up and colour it??
picard s3: yeah we didn't include wesley because we didn't know how to include him without breaking the narrative
prodigy s2: you are like a little baby. watch this. [develops wesley, makes integral to the story but well-leveled, talks about how he's been ghosting his mom, and uses him to prop up and develop the main, new characters in compelling ways]
to celebrate pride month, here are a few of my favorite queer star trek couples!!!!
i had a lot more in the sketch stage, but they didn't fit well on the page together, so i am very sorry to spock+kirk, garak+bashir, Q+picard and kim+paris people because i did not draw those silly little guys <3 <3
Hi I`ve recently been a little bit obsessed with weird anime café menus and wanted to make a menu for an imaginary star trek café! What would you order?