#trouble with sleeping

[silosbears]

i think alphonse would still experience depersonalization and dysmorphia even after getting his body back

[originalartblog]

Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 😬

[kiwibrain]

part 2 of the silly isat dunmeshi crossover, with angst and a recipe i made up in 2 minutes :)

Part 1 ✨

[rubydubydoo122]

I saw someone say a while ago that Jason attacking Tim at Titans Tower was just Tim hallucinating bc he was feeling guilty about being Robin even though Jason's not dead. Which is great, amazing, I think the whole Titans Tower thing is Bonkers, but I think it would be so much funnier if Jason tried to Gaslight Tim into believing the Titans Tower incident never happened, not because he's like evil, he's just super embarassed about it. like Or Tim did actually hallucinate Jason at TT but thinks it was real, so when he tells Jason about it, Jason's so fucking confused, and Tim thinks Jason's Gaslighting him

Tim: Remember that time when you broke into Titans Tower and beat me half to death while wearing a Robin costume from party city

Jason: What? Tim, I know i'm crazy, but I'm not...Insane.

Tim, pulling down his collar: I literally have the scar to prove it

Jason: Bruce told me that was from Clayface pretending to be me, which, might I just say rude. Tim... are you ok? Did you hallucinate me attacking you? like, I know I've done that before, but...

Tim, frowning: I don't think I hallucinating. I was benched for a while after because I had to recover-

Jason: well, you were benched around the time I was dropping hints that I knew who Bruce was outside of Batman, he probably just benched you to keep you safe. You probably were working too many cases with too little sleep and your imagination started to run wild.

Tim: Are you gaslighting me?

Jason: Are you gaslighting me?

[nicktoonsunite]

silly little spongebob and danny comic

[0vergrowngraveyard]

was baby tails scared during Sonic Unleashed? Or was he just happy to have a big fluffy dog as his brother?

logically, i feel like sonic would’ve dropped him off with vanilla or knuckles before he even went after eggman in the opening cutscene, but that’s a boring answer so he was being babysat by amy and professor pickle while sonic was out

he was probably a little scared, but everyone did a pretty good job at distracting him

[turnaboutdick]

good morning, ladies. lets get this promotion

[be4thevortex]

A slightly pale version under the line!

[crnl-chicken-tots]

golden cheese has 99 problems and honestly these two somehow are or will become every one of them

[gojoest]

satoru’s and your little girl has a habit of sharing everything with her kindergarten teachers. completely unintentionally, of course. she’s always talking about the things her papa and mama do at home, without the slightest filter.

one day, during movie time, all the kids are quietly watching a sweet, innocent scene where one character kisses another on the cheek. but your daughter immediately speaks up, scandalized: “that’s not how a kiss is supposed to go!” she insists. “it’s supposed to be on the lips — like mama and papa do!”

another time, on an ordinary monday morning, the teacher gathers all the kids to share what they did with their families over the weekend. when it is your daughter’s turn, she stands up proudly, all sweetness and sincerity, and says: “nothing much. on weekends mama and papa don’t get out of bed until really late because they’re always so tired from their ‘grown-up cuddles’” — she even adds little air quotes with her fingers, just like she’s seen satoru do when he’s teasing you…

needless to say, the teachers have learned to brace themselves whenever she starts a sentence with “mama and papa” ….

[regalpotato]

Thank you for coming to my TED Neve talk about why romancing her with a Grey Warden Rook just keeps on winning.

[moroniccats]

“Holmes had spent several days in bed, as was his habit from time to time,”

Sherlock Holmes once again being the most relatable mess we’ve seen for the past century.

[pigeonstab]

a guy

I've been listening to this on loop for 6+ hours. Nothing to do with Color it just slaps

[phantom-shell]

Vampworld Finn!! He tends to bring pillows he finds in abandoned homes back to the tank. He can't fall asleep at ALL without a pile- Thus, the pillow corner was created.

Pt.1, Next

[fish-in-the-aquarium]

Usually I don't post wips because it's less likely to be completed but 1) I don't know when I finish it; 2) I have to mentally terrorize you and your families

(John is that cute because of my Shmuel's gaze, sorry, I'll be better maybe)

[drizzledrawings]

I don’t mean to be a terrible sleeper, ever since the ripe age of 4 years old my mind has been full of thoughts that can only be explored in the middle of the night