#tsc shitpost

[bisexualchaosdemon]

One of my favourite moments in tsc

[allforthe-gays]

still giggling over jean thinking the raven training methods are the norm, and the trojans are weird outliers

he is like “the reason people think the trojans are weird and different is because they let their players have too many freedoms, like autonomy, running their own errands, owning clothing, going outside. it’s not because they have good sportsmanship. that’s just a weird side effect”

[kitty-gray]

Call me Ty Blackthorn the way I've been missing Kit Herondale for longer than I met him.

[clockwork-carstairs]

saw a boy so beautiful i started crying

no bec every time i see ty’s flower card my jaw drops and i kinda forget what i’m doing bec he’s so???? he’s SO??? so ethereal delicate beautiful magical looking like he is literally stunning the look on his face? the headphones and the flowers? his arm placement? yeah i feel kit bec i’d leave the country too tbh i’d fall on the floor next to him

[gaywaren]

merry thieves official art just dropped yall

[garvalhaminho]

random ttpd quotes but if it was jessamine lovelace saying it and if she would be lying:

lie: she's an orphan

lie: she's quite dead

lie: she's also dead on the outside

[bisexualchaosdemon]

Pretty sure Jean will never forgive us for making him sound like an idiot

Having a character bleach his hair on page because his (previously unspecified) canon hair colour didn’t match fan consensus is the funniest form of fanservice.

[scholliski]

biblically accurate Kevin Day tattoo apparently

[aresinner]

quick sketch of jean and jabberwocky

[aglionbyacademia]

the foxes doing the hear me out cake challenge and who/what I think they’d put on there

Neil: Andrew Minyard, Kevin Day

Dan: Mufasa (Lion King), Filmore!, the weather app, the red M&M, Weaver (Antz), Scully (Monsters Inc.), Diego (Ice Age), Manny (Ice Age), the purple M&M, Mr. Clean, Bob Duncan (Good Luck, Charlie), Jimmy Neutron’s mom, Kevin Day

Andrew: Wymack (pissing Kevin and Dan off but the rest of the team agrees with him), Neil Josten, Ghostface, Chucky, Rumpelstiltskin (Shrek), the sound of glass breaking, a baseball bat, Wymack a second time, Gerard Way, Ben&Jerry’s peanut butter & cookies specifically, Kevin Day

Aaron: Jessica Rabbit, Lola (Sharktale), Candace (Phineas and Ferb), Fiona (Shrek), the dragon (Shrek), Sally (Cars), Matt’s mom, the green M&M, an aglet, an old fashioned quill and ink, swiss cheese, Peach (Super Mario), Kevin Day

Matt: Sarabi (Lion King), Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob), Andrew’s car, King Julien (Madagascar), Neil Josten, the “Jules” desk chair from ikea, the fairy godmother (Shrek), peach (the fruit, cmbyn style), Birdo (Super Mario), one of those sheet face masks, marshmallow fluff, Kevin Day

Allison: Balto, Scar (Lion King), a snickers bar, a salt lamp, Jack Skellington, Emily (Corpse Bride) (yelling ensues because both Emily and Jack are just hot), Diego (Ice Age), Dr Drakken (Kim Possible), the dad from inside out, the invisible man (Hotel Transylvania), Kevin Day

Nicky: Gill (finding Nemo), Diego (Ice Age), Major Monogram (Phineas and Ferb), Christmas ornaments, groan tubes, the Belgian techno anthem “Pump Up The Jam”, Sauerkraut, Bloaters/Shamblers (The Last of Us), Coriolanus Snow (The Hunger Games), Barry B. Benson (Bee Movie), the German word “Potzblitz”, Kevin Day

Renee: a literal rainbow, the Mona Lisa, a swiss pocket knife, a braided brioche loaf, Ghostface, Haymitch Abernathy (The Hunger Games), Barbie (the actual doll), the beast (Beauty and the Beast), Mrs. Potts (Beauty and the Beast), Andrew Minyard (earning a silent high five from him and Neil), Kevin Day

Kevin: some very niche historical figures, the onceler (the Lorax), a literal exy racquet, Gloria (Madagascar), a three sixty vodka bottle, Shego (everyone yells at him that she’s not a hear me out; she’s just hot), Allison Reynolds (earning a side eye from her), Matt’s mom

Bonus:

Katelyn: Dr Doofenschmirtz (Phineas and Ferb), Vanessa Doofenschmirtz (Phineas and Ferb), Sally (Cars), Andrew Minyard (Aaron is disgusted), Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible), Timon (Lion King), Balloony (Phineas and Ferb), the number 8, the periodic table, the electronic configuration of phosphorus, Jordi (The Secret World of Santa Claus), Gordon Ramsay, Kevin Day (Aaron high fives her)

[leafeyrune]

I’m back on my bullshit

[bisexualchaosdemon]

The Monsters' fridge, according to Jean

[allforthe-gays]

jean realizes his childhood and training experience wasn’t normal so whenever realizes he said or did something weird he starts going

“oh im sorry, i was homeschooled”

don’t understand how self checkout works? sorry he was homeschooled, his family grew their own produce :(

didn’t realize the moon has phases? sorry, he was homeschooled, he didn’t know the moon was real :(

doesn’t understand pop culture? sorry, he was homeschooled, his parents thought spongebob was making kids gay :(

doesn’t know basic dating etiquette? sorry, he was homeschooled, he was only allowed to court his arranged partner with a chaperone :(

didn’t know what doritos are? sorry, he was homeschooled, his family said red 40 was created by satan to give them cancer :(

[milkie2]

Very quick one sorrgy

[inkedbydave]

You might think I'm normal but I actually have an unhealthy obsession with the never ending saga of unnecessarily attractive queer demon-slayers who solve generational trauma with swords, sarcasm, tragic love triangles and making-out-in-the-middle-of-war. Or best seller YA series "The Shadowhunter Chronicles" by former fanfic writer Cassandra Clare as some might call it.

I lied. It's not just obsession. It's actually the sole reason I'm still alive.