#tuna catching

[tunabesimpin]

In this house simp for vil

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Ruby: Welcome back, guys! Whoa! Looks like you two had fun.

Weiss: *clothes disheveled and damp and ringing out her braid* Why don't you ask Blake?

Yang: What happened?

Blake: *trying to get water out of her ears* Weiss suggested we go to the new "Catch your Own Dinner" fishing restaurant downtown to go over wedding plans.

Weiss: And.

Blake: And instead of using the fishing poles, I jumped over the railing.

Weiss: And!

Blake: And when Weiss tried to stop me, I pulled her over with me.

Yang: *laughing* Wow, Babe! Weiss can manage to hold you back when you're trying to follow me into the abyss, but can't hold a candle to your strength when fish is involved.

Blake: It was a TUNA, Yang!

Bonus:

Blake: Besides, *appreciating Yang drying her hair*, it's not like I was going to marry the tuna. I'm marrying you. I ate the tuna.

Yang: Depending on the day, I don't see much of a difference between me and a tuna in that aspect.

Weiss and Ruby: WE KNOW!!!!

[x-doom-and-gloom-x]

Good morning I’m feeling soft thinking about Him again <333

[whyeverr]

Fresh fish also secured.

I forgot you can't fish in "frozen ponds" (like what... it's a river???? and does it look fully frozen to you? and also ice fishing exists?) so I had to commit some temporary global warming to make this happen. But it was worth it.

[heedra]

today was a really lovely day and im looking forward to tomorrow

[charmcoin]

a little over halfway thru the goal i set myself for history today 💪 taking a dinner break and then starting physics

[versacethotty]

alexis michelle’s grace jones runway:

[anto-pops]

Gotta love LA. Had to gladiator battle an old man for a parking spot, damn near lost, and now I’ve spent $28 on coffee and a sandwich.

[2-lines-and-a-circle]

Trick or Treat: Cater Diamond ver.

Warnings: None

Cater Diamond X Reader, friends, cat chase, 

You were lost, dazed and confused at the whole concept of the strings on the crotch. Cater was trying his best to explain to you about the idea. However, you were way too confused on the style choice.

You: Look, I don’t hate the choice I just don’t understand. Like how do you use the bathroom? Cater: The strings don’t really matter much when you use the bathroom. Hey, don’t you think my costume is super aesthetic? You: Yes, it is bu- Cater: You want to try it on? You: Can I really try it on? Cater: Yep, we have a spare. You can try it on to see how we move in it. Maybe it’ll answer all of your questions.

Filled to the brim with excitement you head to change into the costume Cater handed you. Opening the bag, you find yourself questioning why you trusted Cater. Instead of the skeleton costume you were greeted with a fluffy white rabbit costume. It was one of those mascot outfits you saw at the fair and amusement parks. Putting it on to show Cater the mess he made, you walked out of the room.

You: Cater, where is the skeleton costume? Cater: Haha you look cute as a fluffy bunny~ You: *sigh* Was this your trick for me? Cater: *laughing* I’m sorry here I got the real thing right here

He wasn’t lying, you really did see the costume in his hands. You didn’t want it though. So, you went back to change into your old clothes. However, just as luck would have it, Lucius came out of nowhere and grabbed the clothes before you.

You: Wait! Lucius! Cater, let’s go~ Cater: Whoa! Hey Slow down! Student #1: Whoa You: Sorry I’m after the cat, Cater keep up! Cater: Someone! Grab that pumpkin cat before it escapes!

The two of you continued to race all over the school just to get the costume back. Much to your dismay you failed to catch up. Eventually you went back to the classroom where you first changed your clothing.

Cater: Hey, isn’t that the costume? You: You’re right! But why is Lucius with Azul? Azul: Good job Lucius, you were able to catch everyone’s eye. Although you grabbed the wrong thing, I guess it worked out fine in the end. Here you go, premium tuna. You: *walking up to Azul* Trick or treat? Cater: Azul, I’m sorry. Your senpai can’t help you out this time.

[apotelesmaa]

Nothing shook me to my fucking core like seeing how big some tuna actually are like that’s just not natural they should not be 500 pounds that’s insane to me

^ this is so fucked up look at that and tell me there’s a god. We’re putting this shit in cans. They’re going to grow teeth and big jaws and start killing us one day for that. I’ve seen smaller sharks.

[tunabesimpin]

I found this on pinterest and I don't know what to say or think about it

all I know is that I need to show it to you

As soon as I saw this I knew I needed to doodle this so i did I just forgot to ever post it ToT cause i have smooth catfish bwain

Flicks hat HOWDY PARDNER

But also I raise you this

[134340am]

today i went out and had a lot of fun!!! i wore my favourite dress and my makeup looked really pretty 💘 now i m very sleeby and ready to pass out goob night frens

[timegears-moved]

truly cannot appreciate how amazing it is being able to choose how many of an item you want to buy in a game until you play new horizons and have to buy either individually or in bulks of five

[royalreef]

      The reason that Miranda is the way she is all comes down to the fact that ‘ potential dates holding fish they’ve caught ’ pictures work on her.

[paragonrising]

i have returned! technically one day early but tomorrow was supposed to be rainy and miserable, and no one wants to pack up (and eventually unpack) in the rain. 

my face is sunburnt af. rippity.

i’m playing catch up now, i owe a fair few of you and i’ll work on getting those responses out.

and now, a message from our resident flerken~

Goose would like you to know that you’re all quality, every single one of you. Even you, who thinks, Goose could not possibly be talking about me—YOU’RE WRONG. Your writing is sublime, your characterization on point, your headcanons are, how do terrans say it? chef’s kiss~

Now get out there and do some thrilling heroics, the universe won’t save itself.

[southislandwren]

Would really love if my landlord would reply to my text or email so I can start trying to catch a kitten and have mom bring me arby’s little playpen so once I catch one I can keep it caught and start bonding.