#tw ;; alcohol

[the-masked-artist05]

It him,,, the guy

[yellowbugifs]

165/365 days of regina mills

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Narrator (Jack) stimboard

✭ with related stims

✫ Self indulgent !

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[ifwebefriends]

Getting drunk and watching Chicago Med with Dad causes another Hilson obsession event, more at 11

[happypedrohours]

Hello wonderful people!! 😍

While waiting to celebrate all together the beginning of summer, today's a special edition of this date with your favorite bartender to celebrate all of us.. in every shape… in every color.. ☺️

🌈 HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE!! 🌈

* Mocktail * - Rainbow Paradise -

Crushed ice

Grenadine syrup (1/2 oz.)

Orange juice (2 oz.)

Blue curacao syrup (1/2 tbsp)

Water (1 oz.)

Fill a glass about 2 inches full of crushed ice.  Add the grenadine syrup. Add another 3-4 inches of crushed ice to the cup, it will almost be to the top. Add the orange juice slowly. Add more ice all the way up to the top of the glass.  In another cup or bowl, mix together the blue curacao syrup and the water together. Slowly add the mixture over the ice until the cup is full or the mixture is all in the glass. Admire your rainbow, stir if desired. Enjoy! 😊

* Cocktail * - Out and Proud -

Pineapple juice (1 oz.)

Aperol (1/2 oz.)

Soda Water

Gin (1 1/2 oz.)

Elderflower Syrup (1/2 oz.)

Ice rocks

Combine ingredients over rocks in a tall glass, stir and garnish with lime and lemon. Enjoy! 😊

She/Her, He/Him, They/Them. All of Us...Love is love is love is love is love...

✨ Be you, do you, celebrate you ✨

🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎🩷❤️🧡💛💚

Note: please know that it is absolutely not mandatory to drink alcohol to participate in the event. We love the sober people in this family. You do what you are most comfortable of doing. And in general, please drink responsibly!

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[yamujiburo]

Ugly

[All comics in order here]

[attyattlaw]

like hiring a horse to dogsit

[bisexualgoth]

bonus: say in the tags how old u were in the tags + what's your legal drinking age or, if u never drunk before, feel free to say your age too + why, if you have a reason why you don't drink!

[felsicveins]

The road to forgiveness is paved with miles of bullying

[ao3-crack]

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[imhereonthekitchenfloor]

*See this poll to choose your favorite alcohol

[heavenbarnes]

craving drunk simon. like at the bar with the rest of the team an hes glued to readers hip, showering her in compliments. all lovey n shit idk maybe im jus crazy💗

oh the concept of it really bringing older bf!simon out of his shell- too lush to even THINK about.

he’s perched on a stool and you’re stood between his legs, arms wrapped around you and his face buried in your neck. undoubtedly he’s whispering the craziest stuff.

“mmm, can’t wait t’get y’home”

“maybe y’can just rub on it a little? nobody’s watching”

except everybody is watching, johnny’s hazy eyes are watching you both from across the table and you’re not sure who’s more hot and bothered- him or simon.

or if you’re at the pool table and price is trying to teach you how to play but every time you bend over to shoot, you’ve got gaz practically barking.

and that’s not even to mention the fact simon presses into you from behind as you try to line up.

it’s all silly and heated and you don’t mind a minute of it (so what if attention feels nice?) because it means simon is unequivocally himself.

he’s got his hands all over you, pulling you into his chest, and running off at the mouth.

“y’so fuckin’ beautiful, make me the luckiest man alive”

“all these gits wanna’ take y’home? but it’s this stupid git that’s doin’ it”

when you get him out in the night air to begin the trek home, you know it’s the drink talking but you KNOW it’s actually him talking.

“might fuck around n’marry you, yeah?”

[yuyu-finale]

downtime 🛋️

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