#tw POOPING

[calpalsworld]

Rounded up some Oregon Ultimatum doodles to show you guys that I'm still obsessed with that shit. Surprisingly mostly just Treetop right now

Last pic is melancholy crumpled Dr Treetop discovered in My Pocket.

[squea]

should have been a rockstar. but he didnt have the money for a guitar.

i edited this on my ipad since the ig art trend to this song ok

[minas-linkverse]

You know what I LOVE that Ravio canonically is a bird owner, because you've gotta be a particular kind of person to voluntarily own and love one of those nasty little guys, and he is that person.

Even after all the cursed things I've drawn this feels perhaps the worst because it's so... Realistic...

[i-just-want-to-destroy]

THE LAST THING I NEED IS ANYONE TO COME FUCKING TAKE CARE OF ME!

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

That “telling animals apart” ask reminded me of a bit I saw on a zoo show once, can’t remember which. They needed a stool sample from a specific African Painted Dog, and so the way they went about it was adding glitter to a meal. Color coded glitter. Which, clever, but also hilarious. Whatever works, I guess. XD

This is very common! Since you can’t observe animals in a shared exhibit constantly so you can know whose poo is whose, a dose of differently color glitter in everyone’s dinner makes telling them apart easy.

(I think generally it’s thought to be harmless and they pass it without any medical issue, although I do worry about microplastics exposure. Then again, it’s not like animals in the wild aren’t exposed to way more. Not my area of expertise.)

[areyouscaredyet]

sorry miss, it’s all we- oh. okay

[steddieomo]

I’m such a slut for lazy pants pooping 😵‍💫

Imagine Eddie laying on his couch, Watching tv and drinking a beer. He’s had to shit all day, just doesn’t wanna get up and go. His farts have been getting shorter and grosser, and once he feels himself start to turtlehead, he just spreads his legs a bit and pushes it out. He hears it crackling out and cups his hand on his ass to feel the growing bulge. When he’s finished he just sits in his mess and keeps watching tv.

[posting-for-the-void]

This one came to me in a dream btw

[aesfocus]

Poop watch 2024.

After a leaky booty sweet pea got full clean bedding in the room shes in then she did a tiny semi-solid poo! We love to see it!

Ronso still hasnt pooped but im real hopeful about tonight!!

[haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll]

Tracklist:

40 Years Super Hot Body Ready for Party • Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra and Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces Fart Song • Butterflies Scared My Cat When I Was Burping in Your Face on Wednesday Morning • Drunk Log out with Spooky Music Settings on My Firm Tits Pictures • Grandpa Says Fuck While Grandma Screams What Repeated Several Times • Grumpy Trumpy Python Toddler Taxi with False News and Emotions • Hugging Blood Thirsty Vampires with a Transylvanian Accent and Slapped Butts • I Farted as an Official Statement Against Global Warming, Expressing My Worries! • I’m Handsome When Wearing a Bag on My Head, Said the Horny Motherfuckers Politely • Is That Cellulite or Just Your Ugly Face? • Kindergarten Farting Fanfare Discussed with Disgusting Asian Clay Warriors Terracotta Song • Leaking Ladies Xylophone Solo Learning with Lusty Lashes Song • Lisping on Penis Peyote Creaking Mirth Radio, Let’s Lisp! Song • Lowering My Filthy Boobs to the Height of Your Curly Chest Hair with Freckles • Mom’s Cleaning Closet Looks Like a Women’s Porn Stash • My Gay Expense Combination Password Gore Seeking Battle Was Sinning • My Hangover Got Hung over by a Hung Guy from Hungary • My Horoscope Sign Is Poop and Yours Is Farts • Nearly Touching Myself with Your Girlfriend’s Hands While Doing the Dishes • Peeing a Farting Swearing Shouting and Pooping in Different Languages Made Me Famous Song • Petite Girls Liked My Fat Farts in Skinny Jeans with Justice • Pooping a Masterpiece in the Little Boys Room on National TV Broadcast • Puerto Del Penis Summer Holiday with Topless Sun Bathing and Surfing Fun • Puking Girls Are Holding Each Others Hair While Selling Butter to Pregnant Vomiting Men • Real Sharks Was a Great Accessory for My Swimming Pool Party Massacre • Relaxing Music for Penis Boys and Vagina Girls, I Have Money Cash, Yes! • Rescuing My Penis from Your Vagina at the Last Minute, Whoah! • Scary Music and Naked Ladies Cemetery Collection Flickering Through Growth • Shaking Sausages in the Men’s Room and Dangling Coconuts • Short Temper Anus Removal with Lipstick on the Collar • Shouting Poopers to Girls While a Crying Man Is Pooping Poop, How Adorable Screaming Babies Are! • Silly Talking Childish Macho Man Thanking Prayers for God’s Food Yes Hello! • Skinny Bitch, Fat Bitch, Rich Bitch, Poor Bitch, All Bitches Poop! • Smelling That Pussy in the Air at the Private Night Club Farting Room • Smudging Chocolate over the Toilet, So Everyone Would Think I Pooped • Sneaking Beans into Your Butthole While U Talk to a Handsome Stranger • Snuggling in Satan’s Satin Sheets with Shattered Dreams and No Boner Song • Solitary Fighting My Big Toe with the Desolate Strangler • Spoiling Desert by Pulling Your Finger Thirteen Times in a Row • Strolling with Morning Wood in the Woods While Mourning to This Song • Stutter and Chinese Food Destroyed My Artwork in the Toilet Bowl Coffee Shop • Sunny Morning Boner at the Beach Gym Towel Rental Song • Surprisingly Soft Boobs on the Milf Statue in the Garden of Jugs, Oh It Was Your Mom Sorry! •

Taming My Daughter’s Boyfriend with Booze and Fists of Agony • Teleporting My Cock to the Urinals Hurts When Peeing Penis Action • That Penis Is Not Mine, Stop Accusing Me of Curing Your Cancer! What • The Brothel Cup Cake Dispenser Had a Variety of Chocolate Brownies Too • The Giggling Killer Was Invited for Tea and Mustard with a Former Laughing Idiot • The Headache Fuckers with Migraine Were Chopping Fucking Painkillers • The Itchy Vampire Vagina Was a Gothic Curse from Medieval Times Song • The Lying Bitch Hermit Ducking Group Was Insisting on Bitch Slaps • The Penis Teens Shouting Squad Declared War on the Vagina Milfs Departure • The Pussy Cock Was Meowing and Cock-a-Doodle-Dooing with Glance • The Singing Orgy Group Remembered My Fancy Birthday Party, Super! • The Sock on My Penis Shook the Genuine Spokesman While Crying Song • The Syphilis Motown Singers Were Blowing Deranged Adultery at Me Song • The Toy Collector’s Mature Attitude Otter Raised Homeland Security Breach • The Triangle of Pussy and Clipping Smoothies Burping Smootch • Typical Asian Food Poured into the Purse of an European Hooker Prostitute Igloo • Under Water Farting Wiz Nick Y Minaj Naked Twerking Shower Saloon Barf Thong • Updating My Profile Picture While Pooping Macaroni with Japanese Subtitles • Using Mother´s Panther Underwear Because of Broken Shopping Bag to the Store • Washing Hamburgers with Dirty Sauce in Leather Pants While Howling • What Ugly Shit on Your Finger! Oh, It’s Your Wedding Ring? It’s Very Nice! • Whistling and Farting a Heavenly Polyphonic Song for Dying Virgins • Violin Licking Sounds by a Hard Baritone Dick Song Licker • Young Girls Selling Old Men´s Boxers in Thongs with Soulful Tutti-Frutti • Your Butthole Swallowed My Telephone, Will It Come out from the Mouth Then? • Your Mom´s Butt Massage Seems Innocent at First, Before Handing out Religious Leaflets

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[anyshapebutsquare]

Why am I so constipated all the time all of a sudden?

[synthaphone]

[genderdoe-sly]

(The above is a reference to season 2 ep 19)

eight <- -> ten

[a-n-i-m-a-t-i-o-n]

I needed to get these ideas out of my system but the editing program I use won’t let me make this more polished, so here’s all I could finish =)

(Sorry for the unusual captions. Had to get creative with a video where there's no prolonged talking, and just music & short sounds lol)

[vaspider]

Mila being on steroids can be an Issue when she needs to poo at 3 am, especially if the pocket door to the basement isn't 100% closed and she's down in the basement with Emet.

She has learned how to open the door if it isn't fully closed. If she can get one claw in there, she can open the door.

She knows that the upstairs bathroom is where humans poop.

She knows she isn't supposed to poop there, though.

But she didn't have a better solution when she couldn't wake up any people, bc Daddy was asleep in the basement and Mommy and Eema and Cat were all sleeping behind doors she couldn't open.

All of which is to say that I got up to pee a little bit ago and found an Extremely Sorry Dog hunched on the 2nd to top stair, eyes wide, ears back, waiting to Tell A Human that she was So, So, Very, Extremely Sorry. No dog has ever been more Sorry than Mila.

Couldn't even be mad. She knew.

I petted her ears and woke up Emet.

[burgerspeople]

Do you ever start your period and act completely stunned like “this explains everything!!!” as if you haven’t been having periods for 16 years? That’s me right now.