#twau quotes

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

So recently, my girlfriend and I were having this conversation about life and, at some point, I dropped this philosophical quote that I thought fit the scenario. I forgot where it came from, I just assumed it was something from Shakespeare or a Confucius quote.

Nope, turns out, I was quoting “The Wolf Among Us” lol. It was Colin’s quote about how even if you try to change your ways for the better, you can’t change people’s memories of you. Several years later, I still got Telltale on the mind.

[paradisechid800]

Snow: So, what are you going to be this Halloween? Bigby: Not telling. Snow: Let me guess, the big bad wolf? Bibgy: Oh, you'll see... *Halloween* Bigby: OK, I'm ready. Snow: Alright, let's see it. Bigby: *Walks out in his costume, he's Barbie* Snow: ... Bigby: Well? Snow: *Sheds a single tear* I love it...

[peepeepoopoochecks]

Bigby: nice, snow is deputy mayor now :))

Snow: I’m putting you in anger management sessions

Bigby: >:0

[ladyantiheroine]

The Wolf Among Us Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Bigby Wolf:

Snow White:

Bufkin:

Nerissa:

Ichadbod Crane:

Faith:

Holly:

Mr. Toad:

TJ:

Georgie:

Grendel:

Colin:

Woodsman:

Hans:

Flycatcher:

Crooked Man:

Bigby talking about Snow:

Everyone @ Bigby:

[penforthewin]

Colin: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! EVERYTIME I COME IN THIS HOUSE THERE'S NO FOOD IN THE FRIDGE! HAVE YOU HEARD OF GROCERY SHOPPING-

Bigby: STOP COMING IN MY GODDAMN HOUSE!

[poptart-cat-78]

“AND I HUFF AND I PUFF AND I DESTROY”

-giant wolf Bigby @ Bloody Mary probably

[incorrect-twau-quotes]

Snow: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

Bigby: *nudging one with his foot* Honestly, not much.

Snow: ...

[icantbelievesepticpiewon]

more like icantbelievethatgotnotes

[corvo-theblack]

Bigby, looking at a no smoking sign whilst lighting a cigarette: Fuck the police.

Snow: You are the police.

Bigby: ...fuck myself

[emperor-palpaminty]

1,000 follower celebration 🎉🎉💫🥳

First off AAAAAH???? hOW? WHY? WHAT??!

Thank you all so much! I love writing and I am so glad 1,000 of you enjoy them!

Secondly, I am opening my inbox for requests! I will be taking Star Wars requests but also other fandoms (Marvel, TWAU, DC, or whatever else you want! I am always down to try something new!)!

The requests can be cannon/fannon pairings, OC's (which I'll have to ask a few questions so if you have an OC you want a snippet for DM me), reader x character, and so on!

I also have some original snippets that my sisters requested so I can post those as well!

I request you be patient because I AM still in school and doing classes, but I want to get all the requests in and written for.

The prompts can be whatever you want but I won't do anything directly explicit here because I know that I have minors following me.

The requests can be mood board inspired, gif inspired, quote inspired, whatever your heart desires!

Again, i thank you all very much!

Me rn

[h4rmonyland]

Lauren: Ally, can you just do something here? I never have any idea what to say to these people.

Ally: You mean children?

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

Season 2's production has been quite hellish (Telltale was doing it AT THE SAME TIME as TWAU), and the writing in general suffered from it, and Nick/Luke's relationship is a perfect example of it (+ I imagine, as it was the 'LGBT mode' period, I can't help but feeling a lot of fans would have accused the writers of doing it only for the 'political agenda' and for attention...)

I don’t know much about s2′s production, but I know that it was a mess. Didn’t they switch writers halfway through, too? I think I heard that somewhere but don’t quote me on that. 

Anyway, I agree that Nick and Luke as characters, as well as their relationship [platonic or otherwise] suffered greatly.

S2 did have Matthew and Walter as a lgbt couple in the game, but then they were immediately murdered so like… that’s great. Except it’s not. It’s actually super shitty that they did that. 

And y’know what? If they were scared or whatever of having a major lgbt couple in s2, they could’ve hinted at it but never outright said it. Or just kept them platonic for the time being. 

That’s not great either, I know, but then they could’ve confirmed them as a couple in ANF or in S4. 

ANF had Jesus, who’s canonically gay in the comics and tv show, so obviously, he’s canonically gay in the game. You’ve got Javi who’s bi, though that’s not the greatest example because yeah, he gets ONE line of flirty dialogue with Jesus but they can to actually tell us that he’s bi rather than showing us, so… yeah. 

Either way, it’s still a great opportunity to show Luke and Nick as a couple or, again if they were still cowards about the whole thing, hint at it. 

The queerbaiting would’ve been shitty and odds are, they would’ve died before making it to s4, but let’s pretend that they did an awesome job at writing Luke and Nick and hinting at their relationship that the fans expressed their love for them, the writers were like “Hey, let’s keep them alive through ANF and bring them back for s4! And y’know what? Clementine’s bi with both a male and female love interest, so let’s confirm Nuke, too!”

And then we’d have Nick and Luke as an actual couple in s4 and we’d all be freaking out like “Yes! Finally! We all knew it and they actually confirmed it! Nuke is canon, y’all!” 

That’s just my take on it, though. 

If I had my way, they would’ve survived s2, became a couple in ANF, and made it through s4 alive and happy with the rest of the kiddos. 

[paradisechid800]

*Fabletown found footage*

* Gren and Holly playing hangman* Holly: You lose. Gren: Oh come on, you can add more. Holly: *Turns around the picture to reveal a high-quality, photo-realistic sketch of a man being hanged* Gren: ... Gren: You don't have the little yellow sun in the corner. Holy: ...

* Woody: So I said to her "Talltihim? I barely know him" HAHAHA!! Everyone in the room: Just stares at him. Woody: ... Everyone:... Bigby: Uh...Ha...haha. Woody: Reall? A pity chuckle? * Crane: You see, Ms. White, Some of us are meant to lead...and some of us should just stay in the kitchen. Snow: *Knuckles crack as she balls up her fist* (Internally) Don't kill him. Don't kill him. Don't kill him. Don't-

* Buffkin: Are you serious?!?! A pity laugh?!?! Bigby: What was I supposed to do? Just look at him like he's stupid? Buffkin: YES!!!! That's what we all do on a daily basis! *

Holly: Alright, this is getting sad. Woody: Come on, please? Gren: Give it up already. Woody: *Gives puppy dog eyes* Holly:... Holly: Oh all right. *Cover's face* Woody: !?!? Where did she- Holly: *Uncovers face* PEEK-A-BOO!!!! Woody: Oh! HAHAHA! You keep disappearing! That's so cool!!! Gren: Some people are just so childish. *takes a sip from sippy cup* * Snow:(Internally)-Kill him. Don't kill him. Don't kill him. Don't-- Bigby: You know, It would be so sad if our "beloved" deputy mayor suddenly disappeared without a trace and his loyal assistant regretfully took his place. Snow: ... Snow: I'll start digging the holes, you bring me some trash bags and some bleach.

[peepeepoopoochecks]

At a dinner.

Someone: So, we know how Beauty and Beast met. Snow, how did you and Bigby meet?

Snow: Oh no. No no no no no, no no. No. No no, no. *laughes* No, Bigby and I are not together. No no, no.

Bigby:

Bigby: Really? Sixteen nos?

[kiichu]

K, L, X for the fanfic author asks!

fanfic author asks!

K. angst or happy?

Angst, THEN happy! In that order. If I have to choose one or the other, then angst. 

L. favourite fic of yours?

EDIT: So I didn’t really read it right and thought it just meant my fave to read. My favorite fic from someone else is below:

Strange Things Like Mercy by bentsage / @foxtophat!!

AND my favorite fic of mine... has to be Out on a Limb, I’d say. That took the most time and effort.

X. give a summary of your current project!

I have a few current active projects, so...

dioluna vignette boogaloo, but make it fluffy with minimal angst

quote from the piece itself: “a drabble where troy does in fact step in and stop carver from beating kenny (or tries to), and then gets beaten himself”

something for my friend @celestial-cuttlefish involving majima from yakuza and a doggy

and on the back-burner:

kieran still gotta live without his eyes dammit

some loki thing

some pewter thing (from ai:tsf)

georgie porgie from twau fic.... but make it ✨ 𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑠𝑡𝑦 ✨

[penforthewin]

Congratulations, now I'm self-conscious again. Hope you feel great.

-Bigby after Crooked Man's trial