#ty ty !! <3

[not-rab]

james “fight or flight id rather die than have to cry in front of u” potter and regulus “fight or flight id rather lie than tell u i’m in love with u”

[herarcadewasteland]

Request 💗

I cannot get this yoongi out of my head 👀 can you write something spicyy based on what you think? Its giving husband yoon vibes i think hehe thanks 😘

AHHH TYTYTY HUSBAND YOONGI FOR YOU!!!

Still suck at writing smut so enjoy? 😬 but it also turned into a ficlet?

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Office Hours: Yoongi x reader office sex

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Yoongi had been away for weeks. And that meant no sex. Which for you, meant struggling to get yourself off properly. He was in control of your orgasms at this point even if you did have a fairly vanilla sex life. His touch was enough to drive you up a wall with horniness and yet he wasn’t there. 

Thankfully, he was on a flight back from his business trip to Thailand. And his return meant mind blowing sex and finally an orgasm. So you sat and watched Netflix as you waited, hours passed quickly and soon it was 8. Yoongi would be home soon. 

Jumping from the couch, you bounded to the door to wait for it to open and there he would be. Your wonderful husband. But as you stood and waited for his return, you realized you didn’t hear his car. Not even a Honda Civic engine that signified the taxi. 

Sadness filled your being as you bitch-slapped the wall, the ache in your hand going ignored as you grabbed your keys and slipped on some shoes. Jogging to your car, you nearly yelled in frustration as the engine stalled momentarily before it kicked up and you were off. 

His office was 35 minutes away. Anytime he didn’t show up for dinner or a date night, his office was where he was. And you doubted tonight would be any different. Standing outside his office 40 minutes later, you proved yourself right. His secretary had warned you against going in unannounced, but you had bigger problems than disrupting paperwork that could’ve waited until the morning.

Swinging open the door with an angry call of his name, your eyes scanned the office in search of your husband, his assistant rushing in behind you in a sad attempt to stop you from disrupting the conversation you already had. Yoongi’s head snapped away from the window the moment you called his name, his eyes widening as he took in your appearance after weeks of not seeing you.  You disregard his almost melancholy gaze, shoes clacking on the floor with the force of your steps. 

The clear anger in your eyes as you approached made him drop the phone, his hands reaching out to calm you automatically. You slapped his hands out of the way, your open palm swinging for his face next as he watched your eyes narrow. Head swinging to the side and jaw clenching as he made eye contact with his secretary, he growled at her to leave, her heels clicking frantically as she slams the door in her wake. 

His large hands grip yours as you stare him down, his plush lips set in a thin line as he observed your anger.

“Hello, lo-“

“No. You don’t get to pet-name me, Min Yoongi!”

“And what gives you the right to slap me, Min Y/N?”

“You. You asshole! Is work really more important than coming home to your WIFE AFTER 9 WEEKS OF BEING AWAY?!” 

Your anger was palpable and he sighs. His hands rub over his thighs once before he stands, your eyes meeting as his face softens. 

“I understand you’re upset-“

“Fuck you.”

“I should’ve come home right away. I’m sorry, love.”

“Fucking right you should have! How dare you?! Heading straight back to the fucking OFFICE before your WIFE?!”

He sighs and itches his forehead, his glasses slipping down his nose slightly as he closes the distance between you. 

“Let me make it up to you.”, his lips brush your ear as you close your eyes with a sharp exhale.

“Fine. If you must.”, you try to play it cool, the blush on your cheeks giving you away as you nod along with your words.

His smile is adorable as he registers your consent, his hands gripping the back of your head gently as he pulls you into a gentle kiss. His lips part yours slowly as you inhale… him. Your tongue sneaks out to brush against his, the kiss deepening slowly as you rip his shirt open. Buttons clang against his desk as you run your hands down his chest, his tie draping over them until you reach his stomach. 

His hands stop yours as you break away from the kiss to catch your breath. 

“We shouldn’t be doing this in my office, doll.”

“Shut up and fuck me.”

His eyes darkened, his hands seeming more veiny as he swiftly undid his tie, his lips curving in a smirk as he tugged open your jaw to place it between your teeth, tying it behind your head. You watched him carefully now, this side of him not one you were aware of and based on his reaction to his own action, he didn’t know about it either. 

He guided you backwards with steady hands, your legs meeting the edge of the leather couch he had in his office, his sharp eyes watching you through lenses as you fell back onto the couch. The poof of the air leaving the leather filled the silence alongside your heavy breathing, his hands removing your pants in a rush as you undid his. The both of you exposed, your eyes traced his body as he did the same. 

Your observation ended quickly as he pushed you to lay down, his cock standing tall as he hovered over your figure, his soft lips taking over yours as he slid into you slowly. A groan slipped from his throat as he slid in easily, preparation be damned. You moaned in a muffled response, hips thrusting up into his impatiently as you lowkey choked on the tie through the half-proper kiss. His thrusts picked up moments later as he gathered himself enough to thrust into your properly, his minty breath fanning over your lips in harsh pants as he slammed into you. 

Your moans picked up in volume, the reason for the makeshift gag clicking somewhere in your brain past the feeling of his cock filling you so well. Your eyes rolled back as he got more aggressive, the sounds of your coupling echoing in your head and the office as you both approached your highs.

“Cum for me, my pretty little wife.”, his lips encased your bottom one momentarily, “Do it.”

His words ended in a growl as he felt you clenching around him. Your eyes watered slightly as your orgasm barrelled towards you faster than you thought, the weeks of no orgasm catching up in a split second as your legs tensed. Yoongi watched your expression carefully, your tightening core sending him closer to his own high as you squirted around him. The force of your orgasm nearly pushing him from your body, he spills into your aching core. 

Your moans die out together as you catch your breaths, your legs shaking slightly as you recover from your intense orgasm. 

“Have you done that before? I think that’s a new reaction, love.”

His cocky tone hit you like you hit him, your eyes widening as you tried to sit up to look at the mess you undoubtedly made. Yoongi removed his tie from your mouth with a smile, his eyes trained on the small puddle of your juices that had collected beneath you. You let out a groan, covering your face with your hands as you tried to get the earth to swallow you whole.

“Hey. Hey. Don’t hide from me, love, that was hot as fuck.”, his tone was light as he pressed kisses to your hands.

You gave up hiding with a sigh, moving your hands from your face to look at him closely. He did look turned on and impressed by that. His glasses were even slightly foggy from his increase in temperature. After another sigh, you nodded. You could accept it was hot for him. 

Kissing him gently, you ran your hands through his hair, his hands fixing your own mess of hair until a cough cut through it all like a knife. 

“Sorry to interrupt, Mr. and Mrs. Min but we’re going to need this agreement decided on soon.”

“Fuck.”

You both laughed at the disturbed tone Mr. Lee held over the phone, your eyes closing in exhaustion as Yoongi righted his clothes and sat back at his desk, settling the agreement within a few hours. Maybe you would have to interrupt him more if that was the outcome. 

[red0-3]

Ermrmrmmrmrmr lucifer but uh gender swapped.. also TYTYTYTY FOR 200 FOLLOWERS!????

[globlingoober]

🐇 🧃 🎲 🍄 xoxo deadtwinksdetectiveagency

Hello!! I love these games.

Okay! 🐇

- I never do reader inserts maybe a name drop to a friend but nothing beyond. I love OCs though! Especially as side characters in fanfiction, but as a full original story as well!

Now, 🧃!

- Personal lore? That I’ve never shared? Hard question but I’ll say I frequently dye and cut my hair! It’s short and neon pink now but I’ve had it many other colors!

Next is 🎲

- psh what doesn’t stop me from writing more. Mostly my schedule. Theatre keeps me busy as does mental roller coasters.

Lastly 🍄!

- headcanon!! I love making and listening to headcanons. A headcanon I have for Painland is Edwin is a swell singer. Classy stuff from the 50s caught his heart and sings or hums when focusing. Charles adores it.

[bittertoxicity]

I just wanted to say I think your art is amazing and I love your style!! <3

:D

[dobythealpaca]

How does it feel being the best bing and larry fanartist

MEEEEE?????? AJDJDJDHDJDJ aweee shucks- 🤭🤭🤭

BUT LIKE FR??? MEEEE??? AJDJDJDHDJDJ that's an honour and a achievement im taking to the GRAVE-

Heres an obligatory Larry sketch for u :>

[ofmd-ann]

i love seeing the memes you make about the cancellation on my dash 😭 they always give me a laugh, despite the pain

Ah thank you so much for sharing that with me rav!! 🥺 I get a lil anxious they won't be well recieved as I'm making jokes about something that a lot of us are really struggling through (and I know not everyone shares my sense of humour) I just know for me making dumb memes & having a little laugh about it helps me to cope. I'm pleased that despite everything, they make you laugh and give you a little joy too! 🥰

[house-of-slayterr]

@kados-of-chaos @myers-meadow @joelsgeetar everytime 🐀😭

[anarchy-and-piglins]

Hi hello greetings I desperately need more of your SBI pirates techno mermaid AU. Is there a full fic somewhere or is it just drabbles? I’m gnawing at the bars of my enclosure I need to know why they’re doing this and I need Techno to do something stupid and reckless. Please. Is there more this concept has me in a chokehold.

Hehehehe, right now it's just the two drabbles. This one and this one.

The full fic is a wip in my head though I might be tempted to write it properly someday, people seem to really enjoy this AU. I can reveal that Techno definitely does several stupid and/or reckless things in it lol. SBI's reasons will have to remain a secret until I post it though ;)

[rainthespiritual]

kit walker head cannons because im bored 👀

please send me headcanon requests for litteraly any ahs or supernatural character ty I will do it

Job wise I can 100% see him being a teacher.. Like kids would LOVE HIM! like specifically an elementary teacher, he'd be the kind to give candy out and make learning fun

he'd also dress like how you'd imagine a history or English teacher to dress very handsome stylish yk?

PICNICS are a must with him he'd go all out on picnics with you imagine sitting on a plush blanket with him at sunset with candles, wine, flowers, a 3 course meal, dessert.. it would be so romantic.

or him proposing after one it'd be such an intimate moment. just the two of you alone in a field laughing and talking. eating some sandwiches and strawberries just enjoying eachothers company when at the end he gets on one knee and asks you to be his forever and always🥺🥺

you'd have multiple dogs like he's a dog person you'd have like 2 or 3 golden retrievers. he 100% had one as a kid and he definitely sees it as a vital childhood experience.

hes also the type to feed his dogs lots of scraps like he'd full on fry them eggs and give them bites of his steak etc

those dogs would be LOVED

he'd also go on daily jogs or runs with them like he is a REGULAR AT THE LOCAL DOG PARK and he'd obviously invite you often to go with him.

[starrymelosblog]

You're sooo divine

[gracie-riddance]

sre you going to the tsou tour?!

okay okay so quick little story about that !!!

so basically my uncle works at madison square garden which is a parent company of Radio City (where gracie is playing and also the only place shes playing near me/that i can go to) and hes helped me out to get tickets for Harry Styles and Olivia Rodrigo when they were sold out so my uncle has put in a request for Gracie tickets at Radio City which will only be $90 if they come through. it currently says they are sold out but we’ll find out if they came through the week of the concert! (i have high hopes since for Olivia Rodrigo it said they were sold out but we ended up getting them so!!)

we can only manifest for now🕯️🕯️

[skyward-floored]

🫂

I'll keep sending ya hugs :)

- hero-of-the-wolf

Yeah you did XD no worries though! Plus the ask went through this time so yay XD

[bossbabyfan2]

Hello!

I redraw the fanart I gave you! I hope you enjoy it!

TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TYYYYYYY ><

[angelwingtrap]

i love your art, it is exactly how i pictured Asha! I was wondering if you have any songs you associate with her?

Hehe tysm 😋 I hope to do some kind of character design sheet for Asha soon :) tbh wanting to draw her has helped me get into this art medium and I’m improving/learning with every Asha!

And for sure! I have an Asha playlist. It’s not super long, but I didn’t want to fluff it up with too many songs I didn’t feel fit. (If I had to choose one song for Asha it’d probably be hardest of hearts)

To make up for half of it being Florence + The Machine, here’s an obscure one that is perfect for Tris. This is Tristifer Botley the song:

[maranull]

Thou art cherished Ɛ>

<333