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fursona for grym... nothin but a got damn Glub glub🐟
#ive been wanting both a fishy character and a fat tailed character for a while .. o h yeaaa#what type of eel is she. the answer is yes#i do think it might be time for me to return to mermaid aus sometime she would go hard as fuuck#my art#grymberk#oc#eel#eelgirl#furry#scaly#slimy#anthro#fish#bisexual#fat tail
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the USA will bomb your country and then a decade later their citizens will tag posts about it as "#compassion fatigue"
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pls pls heard me out...FIDDLESTAN! <3
ok, i got this ask ten days ago, and I've been thinking about it ever since. Because I got two other asks asking for fiddauthor, and I dON'T KNOW HOW TO LET THEM DOWN LIGHTLY BECAUSE I'M A FIDDLESTAN BITCH THROUGH AND THROUGH 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!
Don't get me wrong, fiddauthor is great and makes sense and everything. But listen. Billford and fiddauthor are multidimensional ships, they are good! But FIDDLESTAN!?!? that shit is the WHAT-THE-HECK-A-HEDRON!!!!!!! Even though it's literally 100% speculation, the implications are FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!! I jumped between three ships so far during this gravity falls thing, each time thinking one is better than the other. I've decided that FIDDLESTAN IS KING!!!!!! I'm sorry. I could rant about them forever. I've been listening to nothing but extended versions of disco music for the past week. (YES THEY HAD A CRAZY ROMANTIC FLING IN VEGAS NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE!!!! (yes i will. I will elaborate at some point. it will be like ten pages or text. or I will draw it. idk.))
Here is a sketchbook doodle from like a week ago. I'm gonna post another fiddlestan thing in a few moments, but my style changes like I'm a completely different artist every week without warning, so I'm gonna leave this by itself!
He comes into YOUR house, he steals YOUR identity, and he fucks YOUR research partner!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!
#i've noticed lately#after we've opened our eyes to some of fords assholeyness#some people are like 'hold on guys i think were being a little too hard on ford 🥺'#NO WE ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!#I hail from the iz fandom where everyone knows dib is fucking awful#and we LOVE him for it!!!!#will NOT shy away from admitting how terrible he is - it's why we love him!!!!!#ok enough rant#me typing on tumblr about this shit is like opening pandoras box#gonna close that up now for everyones safety#fiddlestan#gravity falls#stan x fiddleford#gravity falls fanart#ask#answered#anon#sketchbook
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#idk what else to say theyre hot... thats really it lmao
#idk what else to say theyre hot... thats really it lmao#the answer is that im gay for them what is there to say#congrats if u love them and deal with it if you hate them lol#arcane#arcaneedit#caitvi#piltover’s finest#media: arcane#type: meme#the princess diaries#arcane league of legends#league of legends arcane#league of legends#vi#caitlyn#vi arcane#arcane vi#caitlyn kiramman#type: gif#s2 ep6#s2 ep9
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a new star
#i been thinkin about the asteroid again#i think about the asteroid a lot more than i think is normal#like just the complete randomness of it and how everything changed in literally the blink of an eye#like the dinoss rules the fucking earth and probably still would if space had just been a little bit different#how long did it take the asteroid to reach us#at what point was the impact inevitable#like these sound like scientific answers but i need you to know these are questions that my soul wants answered in poetry#yes the math is cool but can i talk about what tragedy looks like melted into the earth#how power and pain and mourning but also change and new life and a future were embedded in a layer of iridum that spread around the planet#can we talk about how looking at the layers of the earth is the most physical type of time travel there is#can i please talk about that layer of pain#can i mourn when i see it#or am i just a weird kid crying when i look at rocks#ALSO. was parasaurolophus alive when the asteroid hit? i dont think so#but it's too late#yall get to suffer with me#dinosaurs
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facts about you please
"You Please" is a 1978 novel by Frank Mutterbruder about a hypersexual woman's growing lust for an artist who is only interested in her as a model. The story concerns her attempts to seduce him as they grow more and more outlandish and dangerous. The book's graphic sexuality and implied cannibalism caused it to be banned in several states, though the publisher, Grovemeat Press, appealed and won at the federal level.
Mutterbruder was likely inspired by his older friend, Frankie Powers-Jovani, a famous gay artist known for his Tom-Of-Finland style works depicting men in leather with large, round muscles and other bulging parts. Powers-Jovani had worked with a model, assumed by some to be Bettie Page (though no evidence of this exists) on an unreleased series, said to have been destroyed by either Frankie or the model upon their feud.
The book departs from reality however when its protagonist, Jessica Jellie, creates a love potion to make her artist friend love her back. She mixes the potion wrong and accidentally creates a fluid capable of melting men into a delicious putty. After killing the artist, she begins melting other men and serving the putty as a sort of cake fondant that she sells under the name of "Manzipan."
Frank Mutterbruder died in 1982 when he was himself melted into putty during the Pittsburgh Play-Dough Calamity. His novel has gone largely ignored until recently, when Yorgos Lanthimos optioned it with Emma Stone to play Jessica Jellie and Colin Farrell as artist Yakov Geww.
The original printing of the novel "You Please" also won the Albert A. Gore Award for Most Recyclable Paper, but this is generally considered irrelevant to its literary significance.
#i dont know why i typed all this as an answer to that#i guess this is why i have the blog#my brain is FULL of useless made up bullshit#it just pours out sometimes#unreality
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I know this is probably an awful idea, but what would happen if you showed affection to Mr. Eyes? Since he's so used to being seen as scary, would he be confused? Would he appreciate it? He just looks like he needs a forehead kiss, maybe some head pats.
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They'll be confused but slowly liking it so now they want more of it.
Now whenever mr eyes sees you, they'll cut off their head for you to headpat them :3
#mr eyes my pookie my stars my shayla#alli answers#crk x reader#crk x you#shadow milk cookie x reader#shadow milk x reader#homicipher x crk#You're really lucky Mr. Eyes lets you touch them and making it out alive#mr eyes (HXCRK)#all entities here are very unfamiliar when it comes to headpatting or smooches or any type of affection we humans do#but doesnt mean they dont like it tho actually theyre gonna get you just for those affections#goodluck with that ig
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Pick up the receiver I'll make you a believer
❗️For commonly asked qs please see my BTD FAQ
After doodling the first image that hug body slam meme immediately came to mind and i couldn't help myself 😂
Thanks very much I'm glad you are enjoying my art and characs! :D
To put the answer simply, Rire used to work for the prior King as a Collector (of souls) and he was that King's only Collector and so got the brunt of his ire for any related, perceived fault. Aside from that personal connection Rire also really disliked him because he viewed the prior king as a useless glutton who failed at ruling a sector (conditions were tanking/had tanked for ages), and which the Royal powers were wasted on.
Almost all of his sunglasses are actually normal human sunglasses, he can just see better than a human can 😎
Anything can be a kink, anon :d
Boring victims are often exceptionally weak-willed victims so that's something in particular he dislikes.
Yes he can play the piano and violin, and horseback ride and ballroom dance etc. Put it this way he has a lot of particular small skills that he picked up during his Earth visits so he could hide in plain sight with the upper echelons XD
Not like how a snake or cat hisses which is what I'm assuming you're implying XDDD He can't bite off a limb (his mouth ain't that big) but his teeth are very sharp so he can feasibly take a chunk out of someone or like, completely bite off something smaller (finger, ear...)
I havent added to it in a while (since I dont often find songs I like enough to actually download lol) but this is my current playlist for him in no particular order:
Anon, the fact you capitalised "Aliens" made me think of Xenomorphs and I had to immediately stop thinking 🤣
On a side note, I can't actually tell you either way because he hasn't encountered an alien (that isn't a demon or a human) lol. He'd probably initially treat an alien much like he would treat a common demon, if they are obviously not human, and then if he realises they are also not quite a demon this could peak his interest.
Pointing you in this direction because regardless of the canon answer this proves he could look good in one LMAO
Sorry to burst your bubble but no :d Though I suppose he could simulate the effect by reverting parts of them to their "liquid" state 🤔 DO WITH THAT INFO WHAT YOU WILL.
It is theoretically similar to a human's.
If you can remember his age then that is how old he is :d I'm not really like other creators who give their characs a definitive "birthday" down to the year, mainly because I don't often have set "time periods" in my stories lol.
His birth date falls somewhere between late October - late November though.
In the context of BTD; they just don't like each other XD Well I can't actually speak for Cain, but Rire not liking Cain is partly a riff on general angel/demon rivalry dynamics, and partly because Rire would see Cain as more of a threat since canonically Cain is way more OP than him.
Most of the time when i draw them Cain is also actively getting in Rire's space whilst Rire is actively trying to avoid him, so there's also that XD
It...depends. On which aspect of "ownership" you're implying. For those that he has deals with, he'd calculate what exactly the value of the deal lost would be and in this situation he'd likely write them off as Cain would be more annoying to handle then they'd be worth (he can always make more deals).
If someone was specifically marked by Rire, that's a different level of possessiveness and he'd actually try cos like
Hey guys some offence but why are some of you sending me asks formatted as if i were ChatGPT
Is there one for like, personal ambition or cunning or something cos I don't think he'd be any of those listed lol.
Rire doesn't have a mobile phone and he doesn't need one because he has a demon power that basically CCTVs all his citizens to himself. And really, if he wants to find you he'll find you.
He's somewhere in the middle of that scale through the sheer fact that he's been around long enough to see technology change and would've kept up with how to use things to blend in better, but also doesn't need to use the electronics to the point that he'd need to be an expert at it.
Is this cos Gato is Canadian cos I don't remember a country location being specified when we did it? |D Personally I figured most of the settings were in the US since the US has the most documented serial killers
Also sos no i dont anon, you'll need to either ask Gato or EP or dig through any of their lore posts they might have left.
Think kind of like Rire (he did learn a lot from her after all), but with a more Elizabethan era socialite vibe. Possibly a black widow but we dont have any proof about that.
Has/had a p good relationship. I use both terms because I still never decided whether she was currently dead or not lol.
Lol a misconception but Rire doesn't actually perceive humans as trash XD Trash suggests that he hates them and they wouldn't be worth regarding at all, whereas Rire usually finds them more like...novelties. Or like whatever that feeling that is associated with viewing ant farms or animals performing tricks is. Rire's mother would view them as more like working animals or livestock.
#boyfriend to death#rire answer dump#art#doodle#answer dump#long post#so funny story before posting this RAD i decided to fix up the html/css for my tumblr cos out of dash the inline images were too big#and as i was doing that i finally discovered that tumblr neue post type REALLY dont have any differentiation as to what type of post it#which is SO ANNOYING as it made what i wanted to do near impossible 🙄#luckily most of my neue RADs and answer dumps have a title so i had to specifically target the existence of that element 🫤
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Luke is the type of improviser to ask "is anyone going to be a complicated parental figure in this scene" and not wait for an answer
#shoot from the hip#sfth#sfth fandom#sfthposting#the milkman#the grape depression#ballet on the battlefield#and so it begun#sfth luke#luke manning#it's also usually to tom's characters#though i think that's more because tom is also the type of improviser to ask 'is anyone going to play a precocious child in this scene?'#and then not wait for an answer
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the lesbian gods whispered dokis in suit in my ear and i had to listen
#ddlc#ddlc monika#ddlc sayori#ddlc natsuki#ddlc yuri#art stuff#okay but would they actually wear suits here’s my for some reason detailed answer#monika would rock a suit in a business girlboss in law school way#yuri is sort of similar but in more formal settings#sayori loves a bit of a androgynous gender funk#and natsuki is honestly the only one that i think wouldn’t really wear suits#i can see her dressing up in em sometimes just for like a fun photoshoot while she’s alone at home type of way
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"Time to say so long it won't be too long 'till we meet again"
#dnd#original art#this is Elias and this is Michel#I love running my campaigns like otome games#fifteen yo me would be so jealous of me istg#dungeons and dragons#romance#intimacy#no one is safe all my players are victims#i WILL figure out their type and i WILL win thank you#I woke up and decided violence against them was the answer
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i say this with all my heart, from one person who cares about animal welfare to hopefully many others:
please take the term “factory farm” out of your vocabulary when discussing animal welfare
talking about the welfare of livestock and livestock production is incredibly important! all animals deserve to have the best welfare possible, regardless of if they’re going to end up on a plate or not
but the term “factory farm” does not actually discuss animal welfare in the way so many people seem to assume it does
for starters, “factory farm” is not an actual industry term. it doesn’t actually mean anything, because what constitutes a factory farm is completely subjective. you will never see the phrase “factory farm” in any kind of published research or official article because, again, it doesn’t mean anything
sure, the phrase definitely has connotations. and the connotation is the issue here. people use the term “factory farm” as a shorthand for… well, typically, “farming practice i don’t understand but think looks bad”
the term isn’t something neutral. it is specifically designed to create a negative image when you hear it. someone says “factory farm” and most people imagine large amounts of animals kept in bad condition
the key here: large amounts of animals
the size of a farm does not dictate the welfare of the animals on it. there are plenty of large farms with hundreds, thousands of animals that take stellar care of their livestock. there are small farms with only a couple animals that live horrible lives
the size of a farm is not the issue when it comes to animal welfare, but rather the practices used on the farm. sometimes they do go hand in hand, yes. there are some practices that are only necessary because of the amount of animals present
but say that
there are other terms that are actually industry terms that work better for these scenarios. try “conventional farming” “industrialized farming” “commercialized farming”. these actually have meanings that you can then jump off of into talking about animal welfare practices on these farms
“factory farming” is just a term used to paint farming in an entirely negative light, when what actually makes a farm have good or bad welfare depends on so many other things
#mal's shitposts#animal welfare#my point being people use the phrase factory farming to insinuate farming or a type of farming is bad#when what really needs to be said is something like:#[x] practice used in conventional/commercial farming is harmful because of [x]#ask five different people to describe a factory farm and you’ll get five different answers#ask five different people whether a certain farm is a factory farm and you’ll get five different answers#and a lot of it comes down to how well people understand farming practices#some things seem or look cruel but are actually the best practice#and some things seem like a great idea but aren’t actually good for animal welfare#‘factory farming’ is just a broad generalization for something that is so nuanced
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thinkin' abt a little john wick conclave au where thomas lawrence is an aging assassin who keeps trying to retire but then is forcibly brought back for "one last hit" (first said to him half a dozen hits ago). lawrence is tired and depressed and he might be really good at his job (and that might be the only thing he's good at) but that Saddens him. because is his only purpose in life to be a Butcher?
not to mention he just recovered from prostate cancer and is now thinking a lot about the afterlife and god and sin etc etc. he's sure he's destined for hell no matter what he does now. is there even any point in changing?
one day he's in rome, surrounded by all these churches. and he enters one. he goes into a confession booth. every week, he confesses minor sins that turn into lovely but frivolous discussions with the anonymous priest, who lawrence can only identify through his gentle voice and bright, easily elicited laugh that reminds lawrence of morning birdsongs. over the weeks, this blossoms into a strange kind of friendship.
finally during a discussion about their favorite kinds of tea, lawrence interrupts the priest's recommendation of kahwah, which they had so often in their time in kabul, and was so delicious, and they just can't find anything close to what they had here, isn't that a shame, and i beg your pardon, what??
i kill people, lawrence repeats. all the time. i want to stop but i can't. i want to retire but they won't let me. i'm afraid being a murderer is how i spent most of my life, and i'm afraid it's how i'll spend the rest of my years, too. i'm the lowliest of sinners. i'm the evil that should be wiped clean from the earth. if god cast me down into the fires of hell for eternity, again and again, i would gladly welcome it.
and there is a heavy silence during which lawrence tenses, waiting for a horrified outburst or some rage.
but the priest says, with infinite compassion in his tone, you are still here on earth with us. and so god, in his mercy, has given you time to beg forgiveness and find redemption. make amends, however you can. take no more life, not for any reason. you say you want to stop. then stop. i believe you have good in your heart. you would not have come here if you did not.
thomas says, yes, yes i will, i swear on His name. i'm sorry for having wasted all your time these past weeks, i should not have done so.
and finally he says, goodbye. because there's no point in returning and attempting to continue this friendship, not when the priest must be so disgusted and would want nothing to do with lawrence any longer.
the priest says nothing in return and it hurts but lawrence knows he deserves it. he deserves far, far worse, and god, why can't he be punished now or just die and suffer eternal torment, and then, maybe, maybe, his soul could feel some bloody relief. but the priest said, make amends. can't make amends if you're dead.
so lawrence returns to his miserable apartment, to try and make amends, whatever that means. he decides to leave rome and begins to pack. he wanders the streets in a daze and gives all the euros he has on him to a beggar. on saturday, the day he would've gone to confession, he buys kahwah from a bemused shopkeeper.
he returns to find his next assignment on his kitchen counter in the form of a usb stick. he doesn't want to open it. but if he leaves it alone for too long, they'll send agents to track him down and he'll get an earful from aldo. better to open the assignment and fool them now. he'll disappear from rome right after.
lawrence plugs in the usb stick. there's a name he doesn't recognize. he clicks through the research on his next victim that ray had meticulously assembled. there is a video. he hits play. a voice starts speaking. and lawrence spills his hot cup of kahwah all over his keyboard and trousers but he doesn't care because fuck it all, he does know his victim after all.
it's the priest he sat next to week after week, chatting about the merits of herbal medicine and whether agatha christie or arthur conan doyle wrote better mystery novels and about the incompetence of world governments. it's the priest he just confessed to about his true nature, that he wasn't just some englishman adrift in rome, but a cold-blooded killer. it's the priest that heard this and offered him a way out, anyways.
it's vincent benitez.
the video continues, as benitez smiles and waves at a young child, his dark eyes luminescent and kind.
now he has a face and name to the voice, lawrence first thinks, in a daze. he’s even more beautiful than i imagined him to be.
his second thought: what the hell did benitez do to piss somebody off that badly that they want him dead?
#the answer: just being himself tbh#pt 2 ft. lawrence crashing out while he tries to protect vincent without killing more ppl#and starring vincent's nerves of titanium#imagine thomas lawrence to look more around the age ralph fiennes did in james bond#ok that's all i had the energy to type out for now#lawrenitez#thomas lawrence#vincent benitez#conclave#conclave au#assassin conclave au
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Love your wingau out of curiosity if Leona and vil was in this au what kind of wings would they have?

Vil is the Black Swan to Neige's White Swan. I know I could've gone for peacock since Pomefiore has a lot of peacock details, but I thought the Black/White Swan story was better. (Though the Black Swan would've fit Neige best for the intuitive facet of it while the White Swan would've fit Vil better for the hard working version of it, buuuuut... anyway.)

Leona is an Andean Condor. They are birds of prey with one of the biggest wingspan on earth (even bigger than Jamil's white tailed eagle by a whole meter)
#sorry i took so long to answer#been mulling over Leona's wings for a while#hesitated between vulturs and condors but turned out this condor is a type of vulture#and also was annoyed by Neige and Vil being the perfect Swan stuff but on opposite directions from the canon#i think far too much about it#mello's drawings#twisted wonderland#twst#Wings!AU#leona kingscholar#vil schoenheit#my art#ask me anything
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Ok ok hear me out: it could end in tragedy,, AND have a happy ending. The attempt(s) on Machete’s life force him to flee, he doesn’t even have the chance to find Vasco. Cue gay longing for at least a few years while Machete despairs over the loss of his love, his life, his status. He and Vasco only reunite (again) in their later years. Their relationship is forever flavored with loss and loneliness, but that only means they savor every moment that much more
I also I would like to see them as old men. Vasco would be so droopy :)
You gave me such old dog brainworms.
#Vasco would go white and gray in the face like an old golden retriever and get wrinklier#his golden fur would get shaggy and gradually lose it's shine#at some point he wouldn't be allowed to ride horses anymore which would upset him greatly#he'd get rheumatism and bad back and his hearing would worsen but he'd be an active and jolly type of grandpa#Machete would mellow out considerably if he managed to retire#I'd like to believe he'd be able to find some sort of inner peace in his later years#even in his prime his eyesight was bad and he spent his entire life fearing going blind so if he eventually got cataracts and lost most of#his remaining vision he'd probably be relatively fine with it as it was something he knew to expect#and he would have Vasco to look after him#his left ear had trouble staying upright when he was a pup so it would be kind of funny if it started drooping again#answered#anonymous#Vasco#Machete#own art#own characters#this isn't canon or anything I'm just musing
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allies idol au!
#hetalia#hws#hetalia world series#hws russia#ivan braginsky#hws china#yao wang#hws america#alfred f jones#hws france#francis bonnefoy#hws england#arthur kirkland#hws allies#allied powers#sorry the layout for this is a bit shit i just wanted to type everything out rly easily#i haven’t figured out how the guns fit into this other than for gap moe. i’m open to serial killer idol suggestions.#pls feel free to ask questions about it i will eventually answer them prommy
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