#uess

[qweenofurheart]

he would take the massachusetts institute of technology by storm

[reject-roach]

ok so i was just searching for a fic where the eye is an actual character but then the searchbar took a lil too long to load and now im just sitting there laughing cuz. yea

[onlysushicat]

[oh-snapperss]

this is about the ten minute phone call where wifies just ended derapchu's whole life regarding which of them is getting parrot romantically. because that's a normal thing to do on an alt stream. yep.

[spareham]

Adam Scott vs. Patricia Arquette on Hot Ones Versus

[dragonoligy1]

MY BOYYYYYY

He's my boyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[pileofslop]

TERRIBLE QUALITY + INVERTED PICTURE OF MY ROBOT CHELL AND HUMAN WHEATLEY DESIGNS HELLO I HOPE U LIKE THEM GOODBYE

[crypto-circle]

the hand dogs are less visible on this one. how many do you see :)

this is my new persona lalalala. yes it is ena inspired because i'm a dumbass kinnie. yes he is circular on purpose.

[emosyzoth]

hyehehe drops WORST track ever conceived. asked to leave mythical island permanently.

[aropride]

trying to strike the balance between Funny And Correct Fandom Blog, calm&somewhat melancholy images blog, unnecessarily personal diarystyle blog, Normal Guy Blog etc. and it is going not very well

[campjame]

we're so back

[sadtiredcontentwithoutthed]

hats

[nono-uwu]

I predicted this actually /j

[official-vampire-business]

so planning is going well

[impossible-rat-babies]

oc smash or pass: eyrie kisne

i got tagged by @lilas and @thevikingwoman <3 idk who else to tag who hasn't already done this, but @fourteenthz, @fooltofancy, @hythlodaes. also if u wanna do this consider urself tagged !

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

quick facts

height: 5'8" (172cm)

age: 155~ (about middle aged)

gender: nonbinary

pronouns: they/them

sexuality: bisexual

pros

crafter at heart. making things is a love language

enjoys drawing/painting, and can be persuaded easily to draw a person if they ask nicely

stronk. will carry someone if asked

easy to talk too, and a good listener

compassionate + caring to a fault

sharp teeth + freckles. lower back freckles.

enjoys traveling/meeting new people and seeing new places

is okay with alone time + independent with their personal time. will simply sit and hang out

cons

will rarely if ever tell someone out loud they love them/care about them. it doesn't come natural (they will cry if someone says it tho)

protective to their own detriment. fearless and unmoving

doesn't like overly clingy/people who need attention 24/7. too old and tired for that

rarely discusses their own problems, and will take a while to open up about it. they struggle putting their feelings to words

has 100+ years of baggage going on and they don't like it anymore than other people do

will eat just about anything given to them. human garbage disposal (both a pro and a con)

kinda got a "there's a dread so ancient in me" thousand yard stare, but it's fine

they have a gunshot wound scar on their left butt cheek

details

will do boring activities in the name of fun. everything is fun when you still have a bit of whimsy for the world

loves to learn. obsessed with learning. tell them about stuff, even if it's "boring"

still carries a bit of that "i was just supposed to be a shepherd boy" kind of vibe. down to earth, but sad nevertheless.

they like to fish. will stand ankle deep in water just to catch a fish

not book smart, but they have so much practical knowledge in their brain. happy to teach people who ask nicely

their children will come up in conversation on occasion

their favorite color is brown <3

likes fresh flowers. will give people they like fresh flowers

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[fashionmodelscollection]

UESS Kelin