#ummm ya i think thats everything

[beetroot-merchant]

this took way longer than it should've and it also took WAY more layers than necessary. anyway wouldn't it be messed up if

[msallurea]

Things I'm manifesting

-Everything from my notes/Dream life (this just basically everything😭)

-Dream face

-Dream body

-Lighter prettier eyes

-Caramel brown skin (think goldenbih)

-Being 5'1 in a half + weighing 110lbs

-Smaller prettier feet, hands, toes, nails

-3b curls/perfect hair

-Lighter hair with caramel highlights

-Freckles + Beauty marks

-Natural makeup appearance

-Dream wardrobe/Fashion/Aesthetic

-Dream mansion + living in luxury city

-Being famous/celebrity/superstar/popstar

-Desired talents/talented at everything

-Being an it girl + sex symbol + muse + vixen (yall get it 😭)

-Being master manifestor + perfect pretty self concept (even tho technically I already am this its just like why not? Ya know😭)

-Dream parents/family + Being an only child (I'm sick of this sibling shit 😒) + radiate and embody hot older sister energy (just cuz I don't wanna be a older sister no more doesn't mean i dont still want the energy😭)

-Prettier handwriting +top notch writing skills/communication skills/over the top intelligence/stupidly high IQ(basically just the brainsy gyal)

-perfect 50/50 HD eye sight + looking hot asf in any pair of glasses (I wanna not be blind but still be fine)

-Prettier whiter teeth and pinker tongue and gums and just dental/mouth in general + OP top notch hygiene skills (I feel people who have bipolar depression understand this part)

-better mental health + no mental health issues + no anxiety/fearful etc

- balanced hormones + increased estrogen(as a girl I have wayy too much testosterone n I've been insecure about it for years)

-perfect coochani + OP coochanini skills (ummm so this is just self explanatory but honestly if yk yk 😭)

-Naturally smell like my desired scent (which is basically like a bakery n just so deliciously annoyingly sweet and seductive; but remember how I said I have too much testosterone gor my body to handle yea..ifykyk😭)

-No more sweating (I don't sweat excessive I just hate it period)

-top notch crystal clean health + no more constipation + no longer pooping n its healthy (ik somebody gon question me but those who suffer from severe constipation especially for me its been my whole life u understand where I'm coming from)

- desired voice + accent + unique lingo n slang etc

-Desired personality + persona + aura + vibe etc etc

-super flexibility skills

-unbearably photogenic videogenic audiogenic + always looking perfect naturally

-Desired school, friends, lover, etc + school it girl

-Speak/know already desired languages

-drivets license, car, motorcycle, etc etc

-Be intimidatingly wealthy (when I say wealthy I mean WEALTHYYYYY) + come from a family of aristocrats + wealthy generational family in general (yall know what I'm tryna say) + luxury etc etc

-Revised life and childhood

-Dream singing + rapping skills + song writing etc

-Good in all sports like frfr just good at everything (basically the perfect it girl)

-Be a Gazillion times better then Kokomi teruhashi (not tryna be self centered i promise🥲)

-Perfect life + graduation + live teenage fever dream

-Bald, completely hairless body and face (but keeping my brows, lashes and scalp hair)

It's more I just can't think of it rn but this is all I will be manifesting

How will I manifest all this?

So for me I'm not really tryna overcomplicate any more I'm just gonna go straight back to the basics n apply what I know which is choose what I desire, affirm/assume its done and persist. I already overconsumed so much and at this point it's a waste of time. I'm not really tryna do no challenges I'm just gonna focus strictly on trusting and having faith not just in myself but my imagination and subconscious thats its done n taken care of, I'll give yall updates on anything that happens soon! I love you guyssss💗💗💗

Affirmations I'll be using

-I have all of my desires from my notes

-I am living my dream life

-it is done

-I choose to live my new story, my old story no longer exist

[kagender]

putata or mekeke for the ask meme

YESSSS i think ill be nice and do both.

putata:

Sexuality Headcanon: gonna act like i did with tamama CUZ HES GAYYYYY DUHHHH. like everyone in the world knows this and i knew it the first time i saw him. gonna go a bit off the rails here but hes the guy that got me watching the shurara corps arc, cuz i saw him in that big ending image w every keronian in it and i was like HOOOOLY SHIT.

Gender Headcanon: he is VERY MUCH A TRANSMAN n also i think he would loooove neopronouns n xenogenders. like hes just that kind of guy

A ship I have with said character: just like every person in the world i just luuuuv putameke..... theyre little freaks made for eachother, crafty guys who work in different mediums but still appreciate eachothers mediums, an excellent combo for frogs for when you want to steal the keron star etc etc. very compatible. they should not be seperated

A BROTP I have with said character: putata n kagege bestieism is sooooo faunny to me sorry. awkward guy devoid of any color and the most colorful energetic guy in the show(PROBABLY)

A NOTP I have with said character: ummm i cant think of anything that isnt like. straight up problematic cause i cannot be a hater really. i guess ill feel a bit iffy if someone pairs him with a girl but ive never actually seen it so like.like.

A random headcanon: im having a bit of trouble pinpointing just one honestly. cuz i think of the corps a lot in general....

well i think hes very caring over his nyororo, in my au it doesnt actually die (listen. i get a bit upset whenever a nyororo gets killed off in the anime thats just a funny beast.) but it does get really sick and it makes him flip his shit a bit ALRIGHT! like i def think its a pet hes had since childhood, his familys like dirty rich so they got him a nice one. saying that i def dont think hes getting much money from them anymore, like he has seperated himself from them pretty hard. also he knew mekeke since they were like, early teens? wow this is all over the place

General Opinion over said character: did you know that putata is also a species of bug(jodis putata) anyways hes GREAT. got me into this whole shurara corps thing. i had such strong brainrot over him when i was like 13-14 and im not exactly proud of it, still love him tho

mekeke:

Sexuality Headcanon: hes BIIIII. bisexual. hell ya baby!

Gender Headcanon: i think mekekes another character that falls under "not cis, not trans but some secret third thing" for me, i think i labelled him a demiboy a while ago though. well he is a boything for sure

A ship I have with said character: i will just repeat putameke..... literally 2 guys made for eachother wowwww its so wild I CANT BELIEVE IT. but also kagemeke is funny. cuz they both use puppetry haha fun but i dont think abt them too much

A BROTP I have with said character: ill just parrot the kagege thing again, though i also think him and dokuku would click together a bit :3

A NOTP I have with said character: I COULD NEVER BE A HATER!!!! never ever

A random headcanon: like w putata my minds a bit over the place.... imma be honest every time i get asked for a random headcanon my mind just goes blank like i forgot everything ive ever thought of in my life

one of my oldest headcanons ever is def gecko-handed mekeke, cause he has to stick to ceilings somehow if he wants to control his puppet from above. sorry i dont like making guys float for no reason.... i think hes def a bit quirky design wise in my au, has some brown markings that he just got as he grew up (thing that happens with keronians sometimes in general tee bee eh) and i call him oxidized because of that. also he has four arms for some reason. i dont really know what his deal is. its not even just his design he wasnt raised by keronians and might act a bit silly cause of it.

General Opinion over said character: bit of an autism beast

[tears-of-boredom]

watching deadly class and god damn thats an identical white boy. just like the other ones. this one gets beaten to a bloody mess more often though. and Saya's name is really god damn close to mine and one time someone pronounced it a bit weird and i got a bit surprised.

tbh im on ep 7 and im kinda losing interest in the plot. ill watch for the bloody dudes though. but this series is definetly not helping me with my temptation for smoking.

yeah im ten minutes into this episode and its really fucking boring. i mean like the villains hot and all but i like do not care for these people enough for this. im just honestly waiting until eveyone gets all bloody again. tbh i was readying myself for boring teen shit cuz of stuff ive seen from the fandom, but i guess i was preparing for the wrong kind of boring lol. i mean uhh marco?? what the fucks even the main guys name lmaooo. im really hoping he dies in a bloody mess cuz the breed of white guy he is looks really good when literally on the brink of death and covered in blood.

anyways yeah im giving up at uhh 27:16 of episode seven. and spoilers sorry but so im watching this on some website for free and i think episode 5 was somehow cut short, because i did not see like chico dying. like any of that scene. i just had to piece everything together from the "previously on deadly class" half minute of episode 6. it doesnt really matter anyways but its kinda funny. also in the pilot when marco tried to kill himself im pretty sure i thought "do it you pussy" and i laughed about that for a solid minute. and at another point i think it was something,, basically just an intrusive thought came related to the scene i was watching, and i laughed about that as well for some time because it was like a horrible thing to think if i actually meant it. shame i dont remember it cuz i bet it was real funny. oh and i was also thinking about the like villain dude, chester i think? i was thinking whether or not the burn scar was prosthetic and im gonna look it up now.

aw man it is prosthethic. idk what i was hoping for tbh, i was just thinking that itd probably be easier to just get an actor that has a burn scar than do all that make up, espec since all the flash backs back to when he doesnt have them are animated, so you wouldnt have like that problem either.

but hey, at least now i know the vibe and basic premise of this show so i can read any fics i happen to stumble upon. that is literally like, top 5 reasons im watching all this shit: so i can read more fics and make sure that im not missing out on shit. thats why i thought this was gonna a be a bit more of a light show, cuz all the fandom shit seemed to be just teens, but its not like im that surprised that teenagers are writing fics about mentally ill trained killers like come on. thats like peak YA shit. also i kinda disliked marco at the beginning cuz he was talking a bit too harshly about "the scizos", but then he had that communist awakening and i kinda like him now. oh and you can call me a snowflake all you want but the word " the r word gets thrown around a bit too lightly for my taste. not rape, the other one.

oh actually i think the intrusive thought i had was something about viktor being gay or something. like way before marco said it. and im really trying to stop calling people gay for looking a bit too hard at someone. or maybe it wasnt that cuz i think viktor was saying some shit about sucking dick and if thats true then i had the full right to call his ass gay in my thoughts.

and before i go,, i fucking love billy. lord knows if i was in that school i would be so fucking whipped for that boy like oh my god. id def be a rat too. and im gonna stop here before i create a deadly class self-insert oc in my head cuz i really dont like this series that much. but billy is so fucking, uhhhh,,,,, well i was gonna say hot cuz thats like the word i use for attractive people usually, but i honestly wouldnt really call him hot.....ummm i mean id say cute if it didnt sound so patronising and infantalising......okay whatever he's attractive and honestly id call him hot if i even got eye contact form him back so...no actually i think just being in his vicinity would be enough....yeah my standards are like so low to the ground, you could manipulate me so fucking easily cuz my nerves would be too shot out the whole time to even register anything. and afterwards id be thinking "no im so aware of myself id know if i was being manipulated". also i already dont trust myself so you could gaslight me real easy as well. i mean id probably kill you if you went too hard with it cuz sometimes i get a bit in my head when frustrated, but honestly my weak ass would be brought down with the promise of like,, a hug. i am really fucking starved of attention and tenderness and literally everything that parents are supposed to give you and i dont have the strength to be in denial about that. i literally started crying when my sister shared an experience with me that i fully related to.

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS POST TURN INTO IM SORRY ITS LITERALLY 5:05AM AND WATCHING MOVIES AND SHIT ALWAYS PUTS ME IN A MOOD. well,, i was gonna tag this as "i experienced media" but after this fucking text wall of rambling on i dont think it fits that anymore.

[b1as1an-souya]

“You’re gonna get used to me!”

Kawata twin x younger brother reader

Warning: blood fighting cussing violence hospitals reader having an implied unhealed stab wound

[Name] was a dumbass. A oblivious dumbass. Thank god he had his two older brothers because god knows what would happen to him if he didn’t.

People had a tendency for daring [Name] to do dumb shit. (By people it was Baji and Mikey.) But Nahoya and Souya were always there to help him bounce back up.

“Yo! Yo! [Name]! I dare you to Do a backflip on that wall over there!” Baji yelled at the boy. “Whats in it for me if I do Baji?” [Name] snarked back. “Let’s see here…” Baji said while digging in his pocket. “Ummm, 500 yen, and three fruit snacks!” Mikey yelled said while rushing towards [Name]. “And I have 500 yen in my pocket too!” Baji said. “Deal!” [Name] eagerly said.

“[Name]…you shouldn’t do that! You still haven’t healed from your stab wound yet!” Souya said nervously while rushing to his younger brothers side. “I don’t even know why you came too this party dummy! You should be resting right now!” Nahoya said while gently hit his brother on the head. “Owww! Don’t worry big bros! I’ll be fine, because im strong like you too!” “Fine…” They both said while patting their brother on the head.

“So is it a deal?” Baji interrupted. “Of course it is dumbass! Bring it on!” [Name] said. “So You’re gonna flip on that wall that wall right there!” Mikey said as Toman gathered around to see what the commotion was about. “Wait so you’re telling me you’re actually gonna do a backflip all for 1000 yen and 3 fruit snacks?” Draken said while looking [Name] dead in the eye.

“Go ahead, just don’t go on rampage when your lil bro gets hurt, you hear me Nahoya.” Draken said again. “We tried to tell him, he said he’d be fine.” Souya said. “Isn’t that how most conflict start?” Mitsuya said. “I’ll be fine I promise!” [Name] said while taking his shirt off. “Hold this for me Chifuyu!” [Name] said as the threw his shirt to him. Only to reveal a body full of scars and a fresh unhealed stab wound right next to his abdomen.

“Not with that scar ya won’t!” Draken yelled towards the boy who was stretching almost ready to do a backflip. “Shut up Kenny!” [Name] yelled while running towards the wall.

“OH MY FUCKING GOD DID HE ACTUALLY DO IT?!” Chifuyu yelled.

“PLEASE TELL ME YOU RECORDED THAT KAZUTORA!” Baji said. While Kazutora replied back with a thumbs up.

“THERE IS NO GOD DANM FUCKING WAY IN HELL HE ACTUALLY DID THAT?!” Draken yelled while pointing to the boy.

“Well here’s your 1000 yen and 3 fruit snacks [Name]!” Mikey said while handing it to the boy. “Wait…are you okay [Name]?” Mikey asked worriedly.

“I…think I-I’m go…going to p-pass out…” [Name] said as everything suddenly went black. “[NAME]!” Souya yelled as the two ran to his brothers side.

Am I in the hospital… Oh I remember I was at a Toman meeting… and I did a backflip then I passed out. The boy thought, then suddenly two familiar boys popped in his head. “SOUYA! NAHOYA! WERE ARE THEY!” The boy said as he frantically searched the room only too see two sleeping boys.

What was this? He was crying, but what for? Was it because of his own selfish needs? “It’s all my fault…” [Name] whisper while looking down at the hospital bed sheet not knowing that his two brothers were awake. “[Name]! You’re awake! Souya said while rushing to his brothers side.

“You’re a idiot! A huge dumb idiot!” Nahoya scolded. “You almost died!” Souya yelled at his brother. “You had internal bleeding! And you were in critical condition! You had us worried!” Nahoya said while tears appeared in his eyes. “I…” Was all [Name] could force to come out as a lump appeared in his throat. “I’m…” He said continuing to struggle with his words.

“I’M SORRY!” [Name] said as tears ran down his eyes. He hated making his brothers worried, most of all, he hated them sad and cry. “I-I didn’t mean too!” [Name] choked out as he cried in his brothers arms. “Well at least you’re okay, thats all that matters.” Souya said reassuringly.

“He’s right, we may be extremely mad at you but god knows what would’ve happened if you died on us!” Nahoya said while chuckling a bit. “Destruction would happen! The end of the world!” [Name] said jokingly as he softly punched Nahoya in the arm. “Shit that hurt!” [Name] said quickly regretting his actions.

“It’s getting late so we’re gonna head out soon kay?” Souya said. “Alright! One more thing, you two really should get used to me almost dying! It’s a usual occurrence!” [Name] said while giving his brothers a warm but fake smile.

Now the Kawata brothers were no dumbasses to their lil bros feelings. “Don’t give us that fake smile [Name]. We’ll protect you from now on so you won’t ever have to be through life and death again.” His brothers said seriously.

“Oh…” [Name] said, he didn’t know he was crying. “It’s alright [Name].” Souya said while wiping his tears with a tissue. “I’m glad you two said that. Really!” [Name] said with a genuine smile. “Now that’s what we like to see!” Nahoya said while pinching his brothers cheeks making him laugh even more.

“Good night [Name].” Nahoya and Souya said as they headed out the door. “Night!” [Name] Said as he waved goodbye.

“I swear we’re gonna protect him at all cost.” Nahoya said.

“Yea but he’s also gonna be the death of us I swear.” Souya said as he patted older brother on the back.

[esperosisdoeswriting]

Prompt #143 Continuation

I sure can! I hope this was worth the wait!

Original  Next

"Are we all set?" [H Sidekick] whispered to [V Sidekick] as they put them in a light headlock, [V Sidekick] nodding. [Hero] and [Villain] were engaged in their own brawl, so they barely noticed when [V Sidekick] broke the headlock and jumped away into a darkened hallway, followed shortly afterward by [H Sidekick].

They both ran through the halls. They knew they didn't have long until one of their bosses broke away from the other to help their respective sidekick. Luckily for them, they were well prepared.

"Ok, so..." [H Sidekick] asked as they slide to a halt in front of the hidden sound system, "Which recording should we play first?"

"Ummm..." [V Sidekick] thought for a moment before saying, "[Villain], [Hero] is less likely to say something meanwhile [Villain]'s all embarrassed."

"Good thinking!" [H Sidekick] announced before queuing up [Hero]'s confession and pressing play.

Meanwhile, [Villain] finally got the upper hand on [Hero], blasting downward with their powers, pinning them to the floor.

"Now would you sit tight, their darling?" [Villain] smirked as [Hero] tried to scowl over their blush, "I need to help my-"

[Villain] was suddenly cut off by their own voice booming through the large room.

"God, they don't even know what they do to me, do they? There stupid smile and the twinkle in their eyes. You know their eyes only ever twinkle like that when they're with me, right?" the voice recording of [Villain] asked, then continued before waiting for a response.

"Just everything about them is so amazing, their powers, their outfit, the way they blush when I tease them..."

[Hero] brought their hand up to their cheeks to feel their blush, only intensifying their face's red hue. A hue only matched by that of [Villain], who was sputtering in denial.

"God, I'm so in love with them. I just wish they would feel the same way..." the record of [Villain] sighed before the recording abruptly ended.

"That's... not true! How could I ever fall in love with a goody-little-two-shoes like you!" [Villain] forced themselves to laugh as they shuffled away from [Hero], who was getting to their feet.

"I mean, it's ok if you do, I actually..." [Hero] started before they were cut off by their voice suddenly projected over the room.

"I never understood why people go for trouble makers, but god damn, is [Villain] hot!" [Hero]'s voice boomed through the room.

[Villain]'s head whipped around to stare at the wide-eyed [Hero], unable to stop their recording from continuing.

"Like when they call me those pet names," [Hero]'s recording let out a loud and very please hum, "I don't think they realize what they're doing to me. Like in some respect they do, but not really ya know?"

"God, I wanna kiss their stupid face so bad." [Hero]'s recording concluded, and silence once again blanketed the room.

[Villain] and [Hero] stood staring at each other for a long awkward pause as both were trying to simultaneously get their feelings in order and gauge the other's reaction. Ultimately, [Hero] spoke first.

"So I think I'm about done for today... I'm just gonna... Find [H Sidkick] and go home." [Hero] said, their face hot with embarrassment.

"You don't have to leave." [Villain] replied back nervously.

"Why? Do you wanna humiliate me more?" [Hero] huffed a laugh, shifting their weight between their feet.

"No, I was thinking, now that the cat's out of the bag, you could 'kiss my stupid face'?" [Villain] mumbled

"Yea, maybe, I.." [Hero] took a deep breath, "Give me a minute to recover from... that."

"Yeah, that's... Thats totally fine."

[H Sidekick] and [V Sidekick] watched from the shadows as their bosses tried to express their feelings.

"We are so dead when they realize that this was us," [H Sidekick] muttered.

"Oh yeah,"

[severusdefender]

My favorite narrative that mauruader stans do is create this narrative where severus snape was the only person that had a problem with the mauruaders, everyone else fucking loved them. Which gives me to my favorite and my funniest theory : anyone who wasn't a gryffindor or just not standing gryffindor couldn't stand them. And I have 2 reasons for this.

The first reason is how there are only 20 member in an order that is in the good side. Now the math doesn't make sense here right. Like the order had 20 members but it's not like only 20 members only believed that pureblood ideology is stupid. And since everyone good celebrated that James and Lilly does for a good cause, that means they knew what the order was. But they still didn't join. Why? Because they know how they treated people whom they don't disagree with. And it came to a point where it's like being snape or being treated like snape was accepted as bad and it was like a group where they were difference of opinion seen as a threat to their saftey. Like the mauruaders were known for being pranksters, using really powerful magic and also generally accepted as people not to cross with. And this was their reputation and that was their biggest downfall because they were literally seen as not someone they wanted to work with. And when it came to the politics of it all, they would rather choose to stay silent and disagree with with bad guys rather Than opposing it with the good guys.

(1/2)

Now my second bit on why I think everyone silently hated the mauruaders is simply just: sirius black.

Now I have a lot of mixed feelings about him right in one hand, sweet weeping mother of christ love the fucked up punnet square Jose Acadio. The trauma makes him have flavor I guess.

But on the other hand I don't think I Will ever get over the werewolf incident. And for that I trully believed he need to face some consequences than whatever dumbledore gave him. And once again my whole bit of their reputation comes into affect : he was seen as uncooperative, rash, impulsive, and these traits were always just skimmed by mauruader stans who go : yes but we love him and everyone else loved him snape just could stand that and was just jealous of him that greasy git !!!!

Ummm babe if that were the case then tell me why no one in the ministry even bothered to look at his case. Like his reputation for being impulsive and rash and quick to judge was the reason one one even could consider the possibility of him being innocent. His reputation of being seen as aggressive and as a bully was his downfall. No one, forget gryffindors, not even ravenclaws or hufflepuff went maybe this might be wrong. He was seen as a bully before he was seen as James brother. He was seen as a possible murderer before as a friend who would risk everything to save his friends, which is absolutely depressing to think about but do I give a fuck? nah not really. And no one even could disagree the possibility that he could be capable of murder.

Anyways this is my favorite theory because every mauruaders stan really said they were loved by all. Uhhh sure okay. Ya anyways gryffindors were literally nearly as isolated from the groups just like slytherins but the difference was simply one of them chose the morally good thing the other didn't. But honestly speaking there are days where I think where they all live and they just would still be oddly isolated and seen as people to fuck with but in a bad way. (2/2)

Anyways kids of you live in a world where the system oddly works like a weird small town don't be mean. Don't be mean for the sake of being mean and don't be mean to prove a point for yourself or your small group of friends. It will bite you in the ass

in hbp, snape made harry deal with old detention files and they mostly featured james potter and the marauders playing pranks (aka attacking) their fellow students. now if the other students were pranking them back, i could maybe buy the idea that everyone loved those 4 boys except snape but no, it was just them doing whatever they wanted to whoever they wanted. snape was just the only student they attacked relentlessly. everyone else was just victims of random attacks. even lily thinks thats disgusting

[randomsevans]

pain of being in love part 8.1

a/n : in the current time line the reader is around 25 / 26 while Chris is around 28/29 so is set around about 2010 , just roughly . although you can picture any time you want , im just trying to sick to thing the best i can . 

 Chris POV 

 11 years ago 

Once Chis got the call he was on his way to you in an instant . How dare some one stand you up ? were there stupid or what ? No matter what Chris was on his way to come and get you and find out the punks name and show him  how much he fucked up . Chris’ heart tighten when he heard you cry over the phone and dropped everything just to make you stop  .

When he picked you up and saw the red rings around your eyes he made it his mission to stop those tears and see that smile that make his chest flutter .So when you sat across the booth from from laughing and smile , his mission was couplet along with him no longer being hunger . But he saw your eyes brows brought to together and your eyes slightly widen with a rush a red onto your cheeks , as you were so clearly stuck in your own head . Chris did not think much about it , but he did not know that moment , that single second , single thought would play such a big part in not only your  future but his too  . Its kind of funny you never know that you are experiencing one of he most important events of your life ,not until after it happens .

10  years ago .

Chris stood at his truck all nervous and giddy , he had a journey of a life time a head of him . Moving to New York was just the begging he hoped , along with all his family . Who were standing on the side ready to send him off .

“ill be back soon ma , you know that . ill never be too far away “ he said as he hunched over his mother giving her a tight hug , while a tear escaped his eye , he has never been ashamed to cry especially when it comes to his mom .

“ i know but my boys all grown up “ Lisa says swaing her and Chris sided to side . as there part Lisa wipes Chris few tears “ oh dont cry son your going to be a big movie star . 

“Ma ! “ Chris chuckled shaking his head “ i highly doubt it “

“pfff what ever Christopher just dream big yeah ?” she said stepping away 

“yeah “ he agreed 

chris turned to his sibling with a big smile , saying his good byes to his sister he finally come to Scott 

“i aint gonna miss ya “Scott tease, once pulling away from there hug 

“oh yeah so whos gonna put up with all your shit “ chris shrugged , narrowing his eyes 

“ahhh duh thats what y/n for  “ 

Chris snapped his head to Scott side where he pointed, at hearing your name . There you stood next to his brother , in a yellow summer dress , flowing in the slight breeze , your hair just past your shoulder , with red checks and glossy eyes . You were breath taking. quite literally , but Chris soon shook  that thought away .

“take care of him would ya “ chris spoke taking a step closer to you 

you nodded your head and jumped into his arms , Chris quickly wrapped his arms around you as he buried his face in your hair while you tightly hugged his waist . All of a sudden the excitement of leaving was gone , with a feeling of longing and not wanting to move from where he was . You delicate  body wrapped up , him holding you tight , he felt like he could both breath and was breath taken all at once , his surrounding forgotten as he heard you tiny hiccups . The moment felt like it lasted for every and was so quick all together  As Scott cleared his voice . The pair of you slowly pulled away , but Chris had the argue to keep you close so he did so by keeping his hand o the small of your back . He glance down and saw your once glossy eyes were now a streaming river 

“ha ! ill tell you what i told ma ...”

“that you’ll be back soon, and your gonna be a movie star “ you giggled to yourself . The sound made chris heart saw but he did his best not to pay much attention to it .

“ i never said that “ chris shook his head , looking through his eyelashes at your glowing beauty , once again he shook that thought away immaturity . 

“ dont forget me when your all big and famous “  you sigh making directed eye contact with him , his breath hitched and his chest tighten at the thought of you thinking he could ever forget you 

“ i could never “ he quickly whispered but was soon replaced with “ no promise , id have get  to there first , “

you wen to playful slap his chest but he caught your wrist , mid air , he held it for a second and rubbed his thumb over your wrist. Until Lisa came  into view 

“ come on son you want to get there before theres to much traffic “

chris slowly let you arm fall to your side , while your finger tips were still slight touching , bring an electricity feeling to chris , but pulled his hand away as the feeling of not wanting to leave crepes back in 

he turned away from you .” yeah your probably right “ chris made his way to the truck  that engine  was already going , he jumped in and shut the door with a loud bang , while the widow was down fully 

“see ya soon “ he shouted 

“ bye . we will miss you “ 

“ i wont “ 

“ bye son “

“ love you “

“ dont come back until your rich and famous “

were just some of the response as Chris ,as he  turned on to the road with a wide small on his face , until he turned to his mirror and saw you standing , waving your hand slightly , his chest tighten once again unable to  breath nor tear his eyes away from you , the pit in his stomach grew as you got further out of view as he made his way to his new life . 

9 1/2 years ago 

The Evns household was full of commotion , as not only was Chris back in town , but it was Scotts and yours  senior prom . All day long Scott was stressing basically over nothing , while having you on the phone despite you coming over later . Lisa had spent the day running around making the day as best it could be for her baby boy.

Chris was shaking his head with a small smile on his face as he bounced down the stairs , hearing his sister arguing  , reminding him of what he leaves behind every time he goes back to New York . But Chris smile was short lived as he reached the bottom steps , walking straight into something . a faint sound of clinking could be heard 

“oh sorry i didnt see where i was going “

that voice made chris’ head snap up . He was met with a breath taking sight , quite literally Chris could not breath . There you stood before him . In a long maroon dress that reached the floor , with your hair in loss curls with the front pulled back . Your eyes shown against the smoky eye shadow. Chris took you in , looking you up and down through his eyelashes , only to land on yor lips , which where lump and glising under the hallway light  . 

“its nice to see you “ you sweet voice now broke him out of his trance as a smile played on your lips . Chris shook his head , trying to make sense of his mind .

“ummm ...you to... you loo..”

“aww there you are “ Scott voice boomed as he made his way towards the pair of  you , with Lisa following , camera   in hand .

“im here “ you said ding a little twirl as you held your dress up  a little 

“and dont you just look beautiful” lisa smiled towards you making you blush ,causing chris heart beat to excel  , he shoved his hands in his back pocket trying to avoid your gaze as he frighten he might just have a heart a attack  . 

“  i tell you what Jack is one lucky boy “ Scott teased making Chris shoot a look at you 

“oh shut up “ you playful pushed Scotts chest 

“what ! i though you were going with Scott you have a date ?” Chris was trying his best to hold of his anger as he spoken through gritted teeth , his fist forming in his back pocket 

“whats happening ? why am i anger ? im just protective over her thats all  “ Chris told him self 

you looked at him with wide eyes 

“umm uhh yeah i was but ...”your nevous clearly shown in your voice 

“until some hansom bitch came and cornered her in the hall yesterday and asked her out “ Scott finished for you clearly exited and not at all hurt that he does not have a date any more . 

“scott language “ Lisa scolded him , making  scott roll his eyes .

“and you said yes “ chris bitterly asked 

you just nodded you head as you and chris looked at each other not daring to break  eye contact .that feeling came back the one on the day he first left , not wanting to leave but now it was not wanting for you to leave and go and a date with some stupid boy that is mostly only trying to play you .

“okay picture  time !”

7 years ago 

(chris bring his first gf jessica belle home from hollywood )

Chris walked into his house with a hugh smile in his face , his nervous where at an all time high , but was under control thanks to the brunnett keep tightly in his arms 

“its going to be okay chris “ Jessica laughted 

“ i know , i know , there will love you , if anything i should be the one telling you everythings gonna be okay “ chris nervously chuckled making his way through the living room , walking past the christmas tree and all its decroations 

Chris was nervous , Jessica was the first girl he brought home to meet his family , that did not allready know her . Since his town is small everyone already knew eachother , therefore his girlfriends already knew his mom and family . Jessica saw and meet a diffent side to him . The one where he was now in movie 

*************

The day went smoothly everyone loved her and chris was happy . Sitting on the couch with his family and girlfriend ,chatting away until the door bell rang .

Scott jumped out of his seat and did a little ran . Chris head followed his movement till he got to the door and then turned back around to Jessica .

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Scott sang for the 100th time that day . Everyone in the room chuckled and turned to look at the next victim of Scott's singing

"AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU " a highter pitched voice mocking yet beautiful sang right back at Scott

That's when lisa now jumped out of her seat

"Oh dear merry Christmas. Come in come in " chris heared the front door closer and everyone got up to great the new guest . Chris was busy pulling Jessica up that he didnt realise almost everyone was seat back down

"Merry chr-" chris breath hitched as you stood in front of him in a lose fitting red dress with your hair loose half up and half down . While holding a tinned box in your hands

'What is it with not breathing when your in dresses "

Chris was lose in his thoughts until a tug at his left made him turned his head to look at jessica who nodded her head towards you .

"Oh right.... yeah "chris pulled Jessica by the waist closer to him . "Umm this Jessica my ... my girlfriend and jess this is .. y/n ..." chris nervously shuffled on his feet . His eyed wondering every where . The floor ceiling but there keeped finding there way to you looking you up and down

"Y/n ?" Jessica asked

"Oh I'm Scott's friend " you quickly answered for some reason .

"Ohhh that must be why I havnt heard about you "Jessica concluded . Causing you to scrunch up your face as chris heart dropped .

"...i..."

"Oh y/n plzzzzzzzzzz tell me there your cookies " scott come and stood inbetween the three and snatched the box out of y/n and ran off to the kitchen

Y/n stood there stunned for amont . Staring at her noe empty hands . Until her fist former and fell to her side slight stomping her foot as she turned and began to walk at a rate now man will escape

"Evan's "you began quickly

"Ummm" was all could be heard

"Give ... me ...back ... the COOKIES !"

Part 8 .2 will becoming soon

[liberolove]

Testing the Waters (pt. 1)

Summary: youve finally graduated high school and now youre moving on to college. youve decided to go to sendai university. its summer and youve become curious about checking out the dating pool in miyagi, so you download a dating app. you figure you might as well have fun before delving too deep into your studies

Part: [part one] out of ???

Pairings: nishinoya x reader / kuroo x reader / oikawa x reader / kiyoko x reader

A/N: theres tons of ships here, just me living out my hoe phase lmao please dont judge me. let me know what yall think

Genre: fluff, smut, crack

Warnings: flirting, college shinanigans

even though you decided to stay in your hometown to further your studies, you moved out as soon as you could. your parents were smothering you and you were honestly tired of it. so, you got your own apartment and started to live on your own. everything was fine and easy so far but then you realized how lonely you felt. your friends had moved away to go to other universities, and you were never really good at relationships. the anxiety of not knowing what to do with yourself until classes started was consuming you. to deal with this, you figured you might as well download a dating app. 

“Gotta check out all the hot singles in my area, I guess,” you thought.

it had been a while since your last relationship but you were sure you were ready again. or maybe you could try to find something different. maybe some hookups could be enough to help you during this weird adjustment period. 

you downloaded the app and added whatever details were needed. 

Name: l/n, y/n

Looking for: chat, relationship, hookup, anything

Bio: 

it took you about ten minutes to finally decide on what you wanted to add to your bio. finally, you typed out:

Bio: just another single college student looking for genuine human connections. Interests include watching anime, reading nerdy shit, and getting to know you 

you were never too good at coming up with bios but this should be good enough for now. time to see what kind of fish you could catch..

not even a minute after uploading a picture of yourself, a new message showed up.

Nishinoya Yuu: hey, beautiful! (;

Y/n: oh hi! how are you?

N: doing better now that I’m talking to youuuu. how about your lovely self?

Y: wow someone is really straightforward. I’m doing pretty well rn thanks. what are you up to?

N: just been bored as fuck on here and then BOOM you showed up (:

Y: lol youre silly. so hows the whole dating scene look like on here? any good ones?

N: nah it sucks honestly. But now you’re here so its a million times better!

Y: oh shush lol. does this site really work? like have you actually met someone from here?

N: uhh i actually havent met anyone yet, but ive had some nice conversations so far! ive still got high hopes

Y: have you been on here for a long time?

N: i just downloaded it like two weeks ago? idk but yeah. im hoping that maybe youll be my first??

Y: your first what? haha be more specific

N: OH sorry!! i didnt mean it like that omg. i meant like my first person to meet off of this app lol

Y: i mean if youre not busy right now, we could meet up for a coffee date or something? (cliche right?)

N: ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? like... right now rIGHT NOW?

Y: yeah (: sorry for doing this so fast. you’re just really cute and im bored haha

N: nooooo its fine i swear im just a little shocked. and WOW you think IM CUTE? you should look in the mirror because your gorgeousss *heart eyes emoji*

Y: so its settled? lets meet today at around 1 pm at XXX cafe? 

N: yeah! thats not too far from here! i CANT WAIT

Y: same here (:

as soon as you sent that last message you hopped in the shower and started getting ready. you debated whether to put on makeup or not and then eventually decided to do it. you wore that one red dress that greatly accentuated your butt and your curves. you checked the clock and it was 30 MINUTES UNTIL 1 so you finished up by brushing your hair and adding on a spritz of peach scented perfume. “Hopefully this impresses him.”

the cafe you guys agreed to meet at was only a short walk away from your apartment. you were almost at the cafe when you noticed the time again and it was already 10 MINUTES PAST 1! you were so scared that he thought you stood him up but as you got closer, you noticed a cute boy sitting by himself outside. you stared at his backside for a little, unsure if this was your mystery boy. so you messaged him on the app

Y: heeeey are you the one sitting alone outside with a tan shirt and some ripped black jeans?

your phone lit up with the answer to your question: “yes”

as you looked up again, you noticed the stranger you were staring at had stood up and was looking right into your eyes. once you locked eyes, he grinned the biggest smile you’d ever seen and he chuckled. 

“Hi there!! L/n, right? Nice to meet ya, I’m Nishinoya Yuu. Wow, you’re even more beautiful in person!! Do you want anything from the cafe? I’m buying”

You were kind of shocked by his beautiful smile and his spiky hair. It took you a while to respond as you tried to take in the wonderful sight in front of you. He was simply breath taking. You could tell he was the athletic type by the way his shirt hung onto his broad, toned shoulders. 

“Ummm... L/n? Are you okay? Do you want any coffee or sweets from the cafe?”

“OH, oh my god, I’m so sorry! I got distracted..” you said as you looked away from him, getting redder by the second. you hadn’t even noticed his compliment or the way he kept eyeing you up and down and licking his lips. “Yeah, I’d love to get a coffee, if you don’t mind. Please..”

His eyes snapped back up to yours. “Awesome, I’ll go order inside. You can just sit your pretty little self here while I do that. Don’t run away! I’ll be right back!”

now that you had some time to reflect on what the heck just happened.. you breathed a sigh of relief. You couldn’t believe that he was real and so goddamn gorgeous. His little tuft of blonde hair at the front of his head was so cute and his smile.. goddamn. the way he looked at you.. and his friendly demeanor. it was all so much to take in. you didn’t really know how to react. as soon as you had relaxed, you tensed back up as he came back and sat down with you.

“Here’s your coffee hot and ready just for you, hun”

“Thank you so much Nishinoya” you blushed a bit as your mouth pronounced his name

“Hey, just call me Noya! Or Yuu...”

“On a first name basis already?”

“Only if you want to..”

you giggled as you noticed that he was getting bright pink too. “Okay, Yuu.”

as soon as you said his first name, his eyes lit up and that bright pink hue on his face soon turned into a passionate red

“Soooo..” you said as you tried to break up the silence.. “what do you do? do you go to school?”

“Yeah! I’m going to start going to Sendai University in the fall! I’m going to be playing on the volleyball team! How about you?”

“No way.. I’m gonna go there too! I guess I’ll be seeing you around probably. And wow! Volleyball huh? That’s hot.”

when you said that last part, Noya almost spat out his coffee. you laughed at the look on his face. he was blushing so much he couldn’t keep still. you were almost afraid he would just run away from you and never come back.

He just tried to regain his composure and laughed. “You really got me there oh my god i almost choked. But yeah I can’t wait to play again.”

The rest of the afternoon you guys talked about everything from anime to your favorite season, to your least favorite horror movie. The more you two bonded over common interests, the more he let his wild side out. He became more rambunctious and fiery and this did things to you, to say the least. you checked your phone to check the time and it was already 6:45 pm. You had no clue as to when the sun had started setting, but it didn’t matter because you hadn’t felt this warm fuzzy feeling in your heart in a while. it felt so nice. you didn’t want it to end. but then noya interrupted your thought by saying, 

“Hey, (y/n)..” you two were on a first name basis already and it was just the first date. “it’s getting pretty late and I have to go home and help out my family with some stuff. I hope you don’t mind. Sorry! But we can definitely go out again if you want. i know i sure do..”

“Yes, of course! I totally get it. But first can I get your number?” you look away as you say this because this was the first time you’ve ever asked a guy for their number. 

you two exchange phone numbers and hug goodbye. you let the hug linger for a little longer than you should and plant a quick soft peck on his cheek and say,

“I can’t wait to see you again, Yuu.”

He just smiles and replies, “Me too, Y/n. I’ll see you again soon, babe.”

You freeze up and don’t know what to say as he walks away. you think to yourself, “did he really just call me babe?”

[azuwulastan]

Azula (of cooourse)

omg <3 ofc

Why I like them

she is like, the perfect mix of tragedy, comedy, and skill ... so much fun to watch and even more fun to try figure out wtf she’s thinking. like in some ways she is so aged above her years but also so immature like a child bc of this bizarro upbringing she has. she just has this enormous depth and complexity like.. she is an awful person in many many ways - in particular the way she threatens ty lee to recruit her, the way attacks zuko’s insecurities in their first encounter shown in the show, the whole burn down the earth kingdom thing . but then she’s so fragile and naive in some ways? broken relationships, broken family and no one to love her. my heart. she thinks she’s unloveable and it just hurts to see a 14 year old think that way.

i think its these many sides of her that makes me love her- because there are always things to think about her.

also imo she is funny? why didn’t aang laugh??

Why I don’t

cruelty, manipulation, controlling tendencies, the way she is mean to ty lee and makes her cry. she also enjoys fucking with zuko a lot which is still uncomfortable to watch but at least she’s not ranked higher than him so the power differential is less pronounced. also... imperialist monarch who loves her status and is a fire nation nationalist? ya hate to see it

Favorite episode (scene if movie)

i mean.. the beach is excellent for obvious reasons. but crossroads of destiny is one of my favourite episodes like.. her mind

Favorite season/movie

ugh can’t choose! bk 3 bc it humanises her but bk 2 bc she’s such a bad bitch lolll

Favorite line

“Oh, sounds like the firebending is back on!” also - when she admits to ty lee she’s jealous.. girl........

Favorite outfit

im partial to her b2 look. so comfy? and the earth kingdom look , and the heavy arnour from bk 3? and the fluffy socks she wears in the comics? okay i like all her looks

OTP

tyzula duh. but with caveats. kazula is a close second in an au

Brotp

tophzula brotp is something i wanna see. toph would neg on her and she would hit back. they’d be very well balanced .

also lo and li. i wanna see her hang out with them

Head Canon

she’s got a bad stealing habit - she likes the thrill and feels terribly entitled to everything around her.

she has a somewhat secret love of theatre and romances she just pretends she doesnt

she has a very complicated relationship with femininity - partially bc she wants to emulate her father and strength and can’t do that by being traditionally feminine, partially bc of the way ursa enforced feminity on her, partially bc she’s a baby dyke

she absolutely used to make ty lee play the dragon emporess when they were kids. mai would watch and zuko would play the water spirit

the best time of her life was when she was kicking around the earth kingdom with her girls

there are large parts of her childhood she totally doesn’t remember

ursa really did resent her and did not truly love her (it happens :( )

she actually likes mai a lot more than mai likes her

she would be really bad at drawing or painting or free form sculpture but really good at something like ceramics or screen printing or like... embroidery

Unpopular opinion

ummm idk? i like to pretend she’s nicer off screen but thats probably wishful thinking. its hard to have an unpopular opinion when im in my own little corner of atla tumblr where we are all azula stans. although i think plenty of ppl find tyzula objectionable (fair)

A wish

she learns to love and works to heal her relationships w people, she finds a creative outlet, she undoes her fire nation brain washing and works to undo the harm of her ancestors on the world, she chills out for five mins

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

i mean she did kiss chan so... what worse could happen? also like.. the entire events of the comics set after the events of the series

5 words to best describe them

perfectly broken (fic title up for grabs), hardened, beautiful, mean

My nickname for them

she is such a bitch

[maraczeks]

list your five favorite creations challenge! tagged by @susiesmyerson <3

1. new music - ummm this might be my favorite thing to look at ..... i love new music so much and this is like. peak. i think i peaked here. i tried using this format with other lyrics it did not compare. everyone please stream ragtime

2. anne elliot bday edit - oh this is another one that i repeated format for lmaoo but look at her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love her so much i think lavendar is her soul’s color and i think this was the first time i was playing around with texture like it just so prettyyyy

3. flight gifset - everyone stream flight sutton + megan are so everything to me and this is when i finally figured out i could screen record without an app and also the coloring came out rlly nice ,, fits the mood better 

4. ragtime title - okaY so the original idea in my head was also a sunset backdrop but silhouettes of each group per panel buT thats too complicated and also the photos are all blurry so instead we have the title i think this is the best one of the title edits even tho its the first bc the font matches the show and also the wind swept effect vv cool i love this a lot

5. georg + amalia arguing - uhm doyy this took hours... inspired by cossette’s edit (which is linked on there) i dont love ?? georg’s font but im obsessed with elephant for amalia ... uhm yeah mostly just the amount of time i put in.... why i did that ... who knows....

honorary mention: maraczek’s outline because i want it so bad and i will never get it

tagging @onceupon-a-decembr @percysmarguerite @mydearldydisdain @luv-ya-hun @dearamaliabalash

[ask-vaal-hazak]

I just left a homebrew dnd campaign I've a message for new DM's

If your running a campaign for 2 ppl and there level 3 do not throw cr 6 and 9 monsters at them. For the love of the divine do not.

Extremely fustrating and deadly. And dont use the monsters from a homebrew forum bc it just sounds cool. Bc that "cool" cr 6 hag going against a lv3 party with multiple attack. Multiple spell cast and spell immunity and able to polymorph into any creature it wants at will is devastating.

Just to rant here. I lost 3 characters in 1 hour. My lv 3 barbarian (minotaur zelot). My battlemaster (centaur) and my wizard (yuan ti)

To be a dm ya have to balance and make sure every fight isnt designs to just upright kill ppl at the start bc. 5d12 worth of dmg with multiple attack on a hag or any creature. Is friggin broken.

There no way in hell a monster for a party of 2, level 3 adventures should hit for 5d12 (3 times) and be able to cast 2 spells (at will without using a spell slot) EVERY ROUND. And on top of that have a movement speed of 90 and an ac of 23. (I asked the dm to let me see what he was using and thers more. Swim of 30, fly of 300 ect this is pretty much a god with its stats but the cr says 6. It dosent even feel like a 6. More like a lv 20 broken sack of crap)

This is the reason there are tutorial guides in the book(s) and youtube to show you why you should look at cr then your players levels b4 u design an encounter.

I cant describe how fustrating it was to see my barbarian. Who I spent 5hours making just get tapped lightly and die. Bc 48 hp at lv 3 and taking well over 10 pts of dmg bc apparently she crit me on all attacks and only did like 1 attack to our female player (for 2 dmg with a level 6 scorching ray [its bs] ) was "Fair bc your a barbarian and should be able to tank this EASILY" (quote the dm.)

If there is a way to piss off players it's this and having a game were you get railroaded so hard it's a traveling trip with skill checks with a minimum of 18-20 to notice something like a bear on the road when the weather is CLEAR and everyone is PAYING THE HELL ATTENTION ON A BANDIT HIGHWAY. Not to mention the SCREAMS OF A CYCLOPS AS IT LITERALLY SMASHES INTO THE CARAVAN ACROSS A PLANE WITH A FEW TREES ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

Oh and let me not forget the NPCS WHO WANT TO SLEEP WITH EVERYONE BC THEY THINK THERE HOT AND DESERVE A NICE HOT MEAT ROD FOR THEIR SERVICES OF INTRODUCING THEMSELVES.

*Facepalm* my god....oh and if your thinking

"GEE-WILLY Mr. Person surely it couldnt be that bad?" This guys campaign was pretty much parappa the rapper, jojo bizarre adventures, bloodborne, Resident evil and memes.

I had a character who came in and apparently they caused the world to have wormholes? (Somehow) and referenced it everytime we played even when that character died. In session one. Bc apparently a company named (I kid you not) Shoe Rack was the equivalent of resident evil's umbrella cooperation. Complete with a drow leader and a litch bookkeeper who turned everyone into zombies to work for free while they apparently made diamonds to sell for millions of gold and keep the workers working g for 1 copper every month. Only giving gold to ppl that would sleep with them.

Not to mention apparently everyone in this world had magic resist or spell immunity to everyone except to females. And when I made a female char apparently that rule became I valid and it was just a straightforward

Me: does a 17 hit?

Dm: well it would but .... *they grin*

Me: but?

Dm: they use a special ring to catch the spell and cast meteor swarm on you point blank.

Me: well they get hit too I just stabbed them with a dagger.

Dm: no you see it's a SMALL METEOR THAT ONLY HITS THE PERSON THAT HIT THEM

Me: so they and my teammate. Who has literally been stabbing them are fine?"

Dm: yes

Me (takes like 589 pts of dmg and is ded)

Dm: the litch turns to you and asks if you want a cup of coffee.

Female player: umm sure?

Dm: whoo-yeah. Combat over you get 500 go and a date with the litch.

Me: I'm sorry what?

Female player: umm...ok. awsome.

Me: ......ok cool so I'll just bring in-

Dm: no that's cool the litch revives yorubas a female zombie slave.

Me: why?

Dm: and you need to have sex to keep yourself alive.

Me: yeah no. I'll just bring in my centaur battle master

1 hour later

Dm: you take umm..let's see *rolls dice.*

Me: (waiting)

Dm: *rolls a shit ton more dice*

Me: (waiting)

Dm: oh oh no *grins*

Me: (takes 40 dmg) I'm still up

Dm: how?

Me: I have 48 hp....I'm still up

Dm: ok it's your attack I guess.

Me: rolls a nat 1 "ok I guess I have disadvantage on my next att-"

Dm: rolls a d100 and a d10 (the percentile)

Me: what are you doing?

Dm: rolling for severity of your fail. Btw how much dmg does your lance do?

Me: it does 1d12 dmg and why are you using severity. That's not in 5e and you said we-

Dm: as you fail you accidentally stab yourself in the throat as your spear hits a rock and you take *rolls dice* 35 pts of dmg

Me: ok I'm out that's bs. Number one and two I have a lance and thers no way I can do 35 dmg. I get about 24 dmg on a crit and 28 if I use my racial feature to kick a person at max with a crit.

Dm: oh your just being salty, you dont play fair!

Me: excuse me?

Dm: ALL YOU DO IS PLAY SPELL CASTWRS AND THATS CHEATING!

Me: bc everyone has spell immunity for some reason or only takes 1/4 the dmg. I'm pretty much useless and am being fored to play melee unlike our LOREMASTER BARD who got an item to DOUBLE HER DMG AND SPELL SLOTS AND CRIT ON A 15 PERMANENTLY (this is the female btw)

Dm: well maybe you should have slept with the litch

Me: she literally found that item in a store for like 3 silver and when I looked (with a 17 arcana check) I found a rusty dagger and a flask of poisoned potion.

Dm: well maybe roll higher?

Female player: umm I rolled like a 10 and found this that's kind of cool but I dont think it's fair. But o wanna keep my items

Dm: ugh fine. You keep yours. Ummm (to me) I guess you get a potion of greater healing for....umm 500 go.

Me:.......nah I'm good, FUCK IT. I'll just make another spell caster Oops. Cant do that. How about a nope. Cant make a barbar I'm going to make a artificer

Dm: cant do that

Me: why?

Dm: they're broken its not good.

Me: *with the book* not broken..ulyou know what why dont you make me a character and I'll use that.

Dm: hands me a sheet

Me: reads "Zonia the sexy zombie elf sex slave that gets stronger every time she has sex?" *Looks at everyone* ok I'm out enjoy the campaign.

Dm: we cant have a dnd adventure with only 1 person.

Me: yes you can you've been doing it since session 1. I'm out goodbye. I'm still running my campaign on sunday. I wont hole anything against you. But I will not sit here and be shit on bc I refuse to kiss yur ass and make a slut of a character. Pull your head from your ass. I'm taking my stuff and I'm out.

Dm: but I need the dm screen and the mat and the markers.

Me: then buy your own or use theater of mind. I'm out.

Like how bad is it to want to be a dm to shit on ppl. THIS, THIS IS NOT OK. and no one wants a zombie sex slave that can only have sex and has a str of 0 a con of 30 a dex of 1 a cha of 40 and so on. Its friggin stupid!

Anyway that's my rant. Im....I think I'm just done with dms and crap I just want to play a dnd game I can be happy with. And not always be the Forever dm. Who has players challenge everything. Like why as a monk they cant use sleight of hand to CATCH A FRIGGIN FIREBALL AND/OR AN ARROW AIMED AT ANOTHER PERSON.

Anyway leave a comment or add on I'm just burnt out and glad I could get this rant off my chest

[unheardwoman]

🌙 — ALL ABOARD ! The HMS PROMETHEAN welcomes ( NOÉMIE COLETTE LÉON née ALARIE ) to the expedition in their capacity of ( THE CASSANDRA ). They are ( 30 years old & cisfemale ) and might be painted as ( ANABELLE WALLIS ). When you strike up an acquaintance, address them as ( she/her ). Their deeds on land precede their arrival — people say they are ( protective as a lioness, determined to see things through, and devoted to those who have earned it ) but ( terrified of her own madness, guilty over being a terrible mother, and distrusting of those who desire to be in her inner circle ) when the tide turns. Their purpose aboard the Promethean falls in line with ( returning to France with all of the Agathe survivors in one piece; no matter the cost ).

Her full TIMELINE (tw mentions of depression, postpartum depression, loved one death & mentioned attempt at infanticide.)

WANTED CONNECTIONS (will be up soon)

AYYY YA’LL IS YA GIRL TRIXIE. Bringing you this hot very troubled mama. If you thought you were gonna get a sweet, very maternal, woman oOooOohohoo sit down, my child. In the words of the cinematic masterpiece, Mean Girls: I’m not like regular moms. I’m a cool mom.

PERSONA:

ON LAND: Witty, sharp, vivacious. A wildfire of a woman. Very great with connecting with others, numbers, understanding what people want, what she wants, and how to get it.

ON THE AGATHE, B.S.O (Before the Silent One):  “Work hard, party hard” mindset. She had a reputation for being a very stern overseer. Meticulous about every single thing, every little cost. And additionally to that, she would physically help however way she could. She didn’t have to be as involved as she was but she wanted to prove to every single seaman that she could match them. That she was not just a pretty gilded thing. She became very endeared to the majority of the crew. She knew everyone by name. When not on the job, she was jovial and drank most men under the table. She earned their respect in a short time.

TO THE AGATHE CREW: She is serious faced, with hard eyes that could level you in a glance, but she had made it clear that you are always welcome in her presence. That the icy azure in her eyes can melt into gentle tropical waves in an instant. She has incredible powers of discernment, knowing the perfect times to be hard and soft and who needs what more.

ON THE PROMETHEAN/WITH EVERYONE ELSE: She continues to oversee what (who) is left of the Agathe, protective and observant. She smiles and is polite with most, but she is wary. She naturally distrusts people but she has an urge—a need, now—to gather resources and garner loyalty from those on the Promethean. Anything to get her crew home.

she is basically if you took a wild promiscuous rave/party girl and like forced to become a suburban mom. like do you really expect her to just give up her vices, be the perfect housewife and be happy with that?? come on now

in her younger years, she was quite the hedonist and of the fiesty variety. Because the privilege was real (ya know, because old money can buy you that) and when you already have EVERYTHING what else is there to do besides enjoy the spoils of life, the spoils you did nothing to earn. 

she wanted excitement and pleasure at every moment in time because the truth is she has an undercurrent of nihilism and untreated depression that just make her go: nothing in the world matters. absolutely nothing. so ah what the fuck WHY NOT? hand me the whiskey, give me some laudanum, and let’s fuck until the sun comes up twice. 

but ah all good runs must end sometime right? she gets wooed and (can you believe it) ACTUALLY FALLS IN LOVE with a soft, rich, romantic who is just entranced with her. so she puts all her other lovers on pause to marry him and it is pretty nice

until kids happen.

she has really difficult and PAINFUL (like 12 hours in excruciating labor painful) pregnancies and that untreated depression really comes out to play in postpartum

she isn’t really a good mom to her 3 kids, hires a nanny to deal with them as she joins her father in helping him do business things so that she doesn’t go completely mad. it really starts just so she can get out of the house and not think of them.

she isnt really a good wife in this time either because her husband LOVES their daughters and she accidentally avoids him in avoiding the kiddos.

but on the silver lining: she gets 1 thing to care about. AND THATS THE AGATHE EXPEDITION. It is her baby (yeah i know. ironic) and she likes using her charm, wit, and intelligence to gather the resources to help her father plan it. it’s natural for her and it feels so right 

BUT THEN HER DAD DIES (traitor) AND her eldest brother (who is now the patriarch) is like “k we gon cancel this because no one knows how to man it” “UMMM IM RIGHT HERE?? “yeah but lol youre a woman”

and that really sends her off the deep end. like almost hurt your own daughters deep end.

BUT HER HUSBAND STOPS HER RIGHT BEFORE SHE ALMOST KILLS THEM IN HER MADNESS and is like “oKAY IF I LET CONVINCE YOUR BROTHER TO LET YOU GO TO THE ARCTIC WILL YOU STOP BEING INSANE???” (rip no one cares about mental health yet)

and she says “yes”

and he says “okay shit. fine. go.”

and off she went to the arctic. She kinda put her hedonistic tendencies to the side while on the agathe because she actually cared about this 1 thing. and she wanted to do it RIGHT and to be taken seriously. but she still had little bits of sass here and there. she was a bossy lady, that's to be sure. sometimes, when she was in full Overseer Mode, it was hard to tell who was the real captain of the Agathe.

but then disaster strikes and for some reason, her maternal need to PROTECT HER OWN has come to life. like 5 years fucking late (pour one out for her 3 unloved daughters) 

basically, the agathe crew are her Babies and if you fucking touch them she will smile as she cuts your hand off (metaphorically, not literally). she’s not the violent type. shes more of the, manipulative ‘will ruin you life so you dont want to live anymore’ type. 

also lets not talk about how part of her protectiveness of the agathe crew comes from how she is trying to right the wrongs she committed to her own kids through them. lets not....talk....about.....that

[ruamv2]

Flowey: You wanna see him one last time dont you?  Frisk: Y-yeah.... Flowey: Fine. But only for a short time! Frisk: Thanks flowey!

(Back at snowdin.)

Frisk: Huh? Who is that?

Flowey: Thats the guy who sells some nice cream. Though he hasnt got any customers in a while.

Frisk: Excuse me!

Nice cream guy: Hm? Oh hey. You wanna buy an nice cream?

Frisk: Three actually! 

Nice cream guy: Really? Wow! Alright that will be...15 g!

Frisk: (Gives G) 

Nice cream guy: Here ya go. Have a nice day!

Frisk: Thanks! You too!

Frisk: Here’s your nice cream flowey.

Flowey : Oh thanks. (Nom.)

Frisk: Its really tasty!

Flowey: Yeah...Hey! That’s papyrus’ house! And he is over there!

Frisk: PAPYRUS!!!

PAPYRUS: NYEH? HUMAN? DO YOU NEED SOMETHING?

Frisk: Remember when i flirted with you?

PAPYRUS: YES I REMEMBER VERY WELL.

Frisk: Well how about we have that date?

PAPYRUS: REALLY?! WOWIE! WELL THEN COME INSIDE!

(In papyrus and sans house.)

Frisk: Wow! It looks cool!

PAPYRUS: FEEL FREE TO LOOK AROUND!

(There is a rock covered in sprinkles.)

Frisk: Ummm.....

PAPYRUS: AH! I SEE YOU FOUND OUR PET ROCK, PAPYRUS JR! EXCEPT MY BROTHER CALLS IT, ROCKY. (SIGH...) IF ONLY HE WAS AS COOL AS ME.

(In kitchen.)

Frisk: ...why is there a tall sink?

PAPYRUS: I HONESTLY HAVE NO CLUE...IT WAS JUST, THERE WHEN WE MOVED IN.

(The fridge is full of many types of pastas and is filled with dinosaur egg outmeals cereals and...........an empty bottle of ketchup?)

(Exiting kitchen.)

Frisk: You have a big TV!

PAPYRUS: I KNOW! THOUGH ONLY MY BROTHER USES IT. (WHAT A LAZYBONES.) THOUGH I SOMETIMES I USE IT!

(There is a book on the table.)

PAPYRUS: I SUGGEST YOU DONT OPEN THAT BOOK. ITS...CONFUSING.

(Upstairs.)

Frisk: Is this your room?

PAPYRUS: INDEED IT IS!!! ONCE YOU ARE DONE LOOKING AROUND THE HOUSE WE CAN DATE IN THERE! (AT LEAST THATS HOW I THINK DATING WORKS.)

(In papyrus room.)

Frisk: Woah! Is that a bed shaped like a car?

PAPURUS: NYEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!!!! YES! THE COOLEST OF BEDS! (THOUGH I DONT TAKE A NAP THAT OFTEN. CAN YOU BELIEVE MY BROTHER NAPS FOR 7 HOURS?!

Frisk: Ummm....isnt that just sleeping?

PAPYRUS: NYOO HOO HOO!!! NOT YOU TOO HUMAN!!!!!

Flowey: Pffft....

(After looking around papyrus’ room because i am too lazy to type everything.)

PAPYRUS: HUMAN! ARE YOU READY FOR THAT DATE?

Frisk: (Nods.)

PAPYRUS: THEN LET THEB DATE COMMENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Now playing “dating commence.”)

[writerr]

Warning, this may contain dark shit

This is old so there may be mistakes present in it. Now with that out of the way they'll be a read more if you'd like to read it.

No ones pov

Jack was walking home from his job at Freddy's when he arrived he was tired, But he knew someone was going to come in his house again to torture him again, Henry fucking Miller. Henry has been torturing him for years and he was really tired of it, so used to it anyways, but he couldn't do anything about it. He then walked in his house and deciding to get something to eat. After he ate his dinner he went to his bathroom to take a bath, after that he put on a small amount of his orange make-up. It didn't matter really anyways he was just going to stay home and was gonna wash himself after anyways. His faith was decided by Henry for what happens to him anyways. When he got to his bedroom he saw Henry sitting on his bed again. Henry had his own corpse body from someone he killed with Jack's and it was not as rotten/decaied as Jack's or Dave's are, he used pink make-up on it like Jack does with his orange make-up,his eyes glowed a magenta color, he wore a black shirt,black pants, and dark greenish gray boots. Then Henry spoke “You look more dead with less of you're make-up on you Jack. I've been bored waiting for you in here.” Henry said harshly. He then picked up his knife walking over to Jack quickly grabbing his neck pulling him over to his bed and shoved him on it to hurt him again. He then grabbed Jack's face ruffly tillting his face too face his and Jack's dead eyes looked back ready for the tournament again from Henry, who then forsed himself on to Jack's lips kissing him without a care. Jack is not shocked by this because he has done this to him before so he is used to it. Henry shoved his knife in Jack's chest cutting from the bottom to the top, then he stopped. He removed his knife from his chest then he removed his face from Jack's looking at the broken man and smiling. “You know Jack you're being more resentencing to the pain this time then last time I cut you.” Henry said, smiling at Jack who only just looked at him in pain not wanting to speak. Henry notice how he didn't respond to what he has said, so he decided to continue what he was doing, then he got up from the bed went to the other side of the room grabbed something Jack not seeing what he grabbed and then he walked back to the bed he had Jack laying on. He had a iron metal rod and a bucket full of hot coals in his pink hands and Jack was afraid because Henry never used that kind of torture on him before yet. Henry put the iron rod in the bucket waiting about ten minutes for it to heat up. He was watching it heat up then hearing Jack wimper he looked up to Jack's face become terrified by looking at it and started he started laughing about it scarring the orange boy more. After ten minutes he pulled the hot rod out deciding where to place it on jack, then decided on his chest. He pushed it on his chest with a sissle of hot flesh Jack started to scream in pain from the burning on his skin. “AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Jack screamed really loud, It hurt like hell bad hell and much worse then Henry's other tourtue methods he used before on him. He was more resist to the other methods Henry used which is why they didn't hurt him as much anymore or well as bad. Then after 23 minutes of the hot rod on him Henry pulled it away with Jack breathing heavily in pain. “Gah! Oww ...” Jack said in reaction to the pain and Henry smiled. Henry touch Jack's burning chest with his hands putting hard pressure on it making Jack in more pain then he was in. After a few hours of the tournament Henry decides to leave and tells Jack to not go to his job for two days saying he has something planned for him. “Why don't you want me to go to my job for two days?” Jack asks. Henry turns around and says “Well you need to heal a bit before going back to work and they'll question why your limping so much and would try to check to see what happened.” henry said, then he left through the door walking to a window opening it leaving through it back to the house he stayed at that he took after he killed the family there.

Henry went to a store wearing a dark black coat so they don't know who the fuck he is. He was going too Jack's house after he stolen the everything he wanted to get and he was gonna get some stuff from his house as well. He was wearing a mask on his face so no one would know his identity when he got into the store. When Henry got there he was looking through stuff of what he could steal from the story to haveJack wear. He then found a nice blue sweater and sweat pants so he put them in his bag. He already had stole stuff to make a outfit that he would forse jack to wear and before he went shopping (stealing not paying for any damn thing) for Jack. Henry was walking with the stuff he stole to torture Jack with and to play with him which will be very fun to him. Walking back to his house to get some stuff he had there to torture Jack, soon it started to rain and Henry just HATED the damn rain, Because it would soak him making him wet and it would wash his pink make-up off him. Which is something a soul possessing a body with make-up on it would not want ESPECIALLY when the skin under the make-up was ugly. “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING!! IT HAD TO RAIN!! UGH!!" Henry yelled angerly. Why he just hated rain! The that he corpse was possessing was one he has killed when he possessed jack and it has multiple stab wounds like, a big cut on the chest, and one of the arms was much longer then the other one.

*Time skin brought by a wet anger pissed off Henry miller! OH FUCKING BOI!!!!*

When he got to Jack's house he climbed through the window again like he did many times before and he saw Jack asleep on the couch, yet he looked very peacefull in his sleep which looks cute, but he didn't need cuteness at the moment, so he decides to he'd do something about it. He walked over to Jack looking through his bag for one of the things he bought to hurt him with. He first took out a outfit he stole for Jack to wear which it was mostly a blue sweater and sweat pants he then took out a outfit he made for Jack.

(The outfit was drawn but it won't be put here)

He decides to do something he thinks is fun to Jack while he's wearing it. It took awhile but the outfit was finally on Jack's limp totally orange small body. Henry then walked from the couch Jack was on, to the bag he had brought over in the other side of the room, Jack had awoken a minutes after hearing Henry's foot steps move away from the him. Henry grabbed a bat walking over to the now awake Jack who was yanning. Jack then looked to Henry with a sleepy yet frighten face, then he was hit on his stomach very hard by him.  WACK!!!       He then began to hit Jack repeatedly over and over. Jack was screaming in pain, his bones being broken with a snap sound. “AHH! HENRY STOP PLEASE! PLEASE STOP!!” Jack plead. His bones being hit, cracking at the inpact and breaking almost into pieces. He was hitting Jack's legs, stomach, face,arms, and his back, beating the fuck out of the orange man getting his blood all over it and everwhere, But the pink man didn't stop hitting Jack until he was starting to get bored and wanted to do something else to him more sinfull at least that he never did before. Henry decided to have a bit of fun with Jack and decided to play with Jack for awhile, so he put his bat down, removing his clothes, he then got on top of Jack and began to kiss him first softly, then ruffly fully enjoying Jack's fear as well. Since he was wearing the outfit Henry put on his body he was half naked. Henry put his hands on Jack's back pulling him closer to him, then He made fast humping movements on Jack's body up, down, slow ,fast, and steadly to make him more uncomfortable about it. Also make him feel really wrong too seeing thats very easy to do. Henry felt pleasure from his pain, the sounds he makes, and the NOISES he makes. GOD he enjoys it allot! After a Wednesday and Thursday being home being tortured physically and sexually by Henry, Jack was able to finally go to work tired and in pain. When he arrived phone guy ask why he didn't come in Thursday or Wednesday, So he then told the phone that he was busy and he needed rest before he came back to Fazbender's and he said that he REALLY needed it. In the saferoom dave was already in Spring Bonnie so he was already for the day to entertain the kiddies. Dave didn't notice that Jack looked off but questioned why he had not shown up the other two days. His explaintion the same one he told phone guy. *Small time skip* “HEY KIDDIES SPRING FREDDY HAS A JOKE FOR YOU!!!!” Dave had said with excitement. Jack looked nervously at the children trying to think of something to entertain them, But was to in pain to think of a actually joke. “Ummm... h- how about I.. I DIE! That is a joke for ya!” He said studdering, with a small laugh looking more nervous. The children just backed away and just left because of what he said. weird usely they don't do that or phone guy would just get mad at him for it. Dave was starring at him for awhile then he decided to say something. “Sportsy is everything alright? You aren't acting like yourself is everything alright?” The purple one asked worried. Jack looked at him for awhile thinking of something to say. He knew dave really cared about Henry so he couldn't just tell him that he has been suffering because of him. “Uhh ... YEAH! Everything is f.. fine dave! Let's finish up, get out of these sweatly suits and leave this shity restaurant!” Jack said. After entertaining a different group of children they got out of the suits saying good bye to the phone guy then heading home. Dave following Jack slowly so he wouldn't notice him. Dave was really worried about old sport and the way he acted today was really off. Henry was at Jack's house already but he was hiding in a bush because he pissed a bitch off and they were following him. He dove into a batch of bushes crawling around until he lost the person chasing him, Then crawled into the bushes near a window at Jack's house. When Jack got home Henry was nowhere in his house yet which he thought was a good thing so he decided to bath, fix himself, then watch tv. Henry was watching Jack through the window starring at his tv. He then broke the window with his bat walking over to Jack who was terrified. Licked his lips rasing his bat and swung down fast. “HENRY DO- DON'T!!” Jack had plead but it didn't work as Henry was hitting him.

Dave pov

I was on my way to sportsy's house to see if he was okay. He sounded nervous and really scared this morning and while we were entertaining the children as well. When I arrived at his house I saw henry breaking sportsy's window climbing in it. What?! why was Henry breaking into his house? How was he still alive? didn't he go missing? Wait a minute, HE WAS BREAKING INTO SPORTSY'S HOUSE!! with that dave dashed to the front door opening it to go to the living room to see Henry hitting old sport with a bat. Jack was crying hard feeling useless and hurt. “H-HENRY WHAT TNE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO SPORSTSY?!?!!”  dave screamed. Henry not paying attention for a little bit still hitting the orange one, then stopped looked at dave and said “William he is a meatsack his purpose of existing was not meant to be. Fredbear brought him to life hoping he would save the children. Giving them there happiest day but instead he killed more of them. Though they killed another adult who would give them there happiest day instead.” He looked at dave then continued “And for me being in the void is quite boring so I needed something fun for me to do or just to entertain myself. Jack was the perfect think for that.” He finished. Dave then ran at Henry throwing punches some missing some hitting him in the face and in his stomach. Henry fighting back hit dave witn his bat to his legs, stomach, his neck, then his chest allot of them hitting dave and a small amount missing him. “GIVE UP HENRY!” Dave screamed. Henry was looking at Dave then decide he had to leave before he actual killed him in someway. “Bye william, Hope you had as much fun as I did. It may be hard to come back here for me when you're here so I'll leave. Jack was fun to play with and to torment. Hope to see you again willam.” With that Henry left through the window again Dave hoping he would never return again. Dave was disgusted by Henry now he hated him now. When his sportsy came around dave told him that Henry was gone and that he didn't need to worry about him anymore. Jack told Dave everything thing that Henry did to him sobbing afterwards. Dave gave him a kiss on the fourhead to help him come down a bit telling him that he was going to be okay.

Mod Henry: please note that this was in the begging of 2019 and is old, so the mistakes here may not be fixed. This was also a request by a friend on wattpad and one more thing this is being transfered from wattpad so it ain't new.

[the-fiction-witch]

Apologizes P5

REAL LIFE: COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: SMUTTY

I smiled getting my dress to sit nicely as I held my books and folder's looking at the college everywhere people free to do as they wished all wearing there own clothes and having there own style and confidence about themselves, I finally felt content that I could just do my work and blend into the background as I went to the classes I had today most of them just intros to the subjects I would actually be starting next week I sat in the common area with my papers organizing my schedule and such like "I figured I'd find you here" a voice smiled I looked up and saw... Thomas, stood with his usual messy blonde hair styled in that usually 50's flick, he had a shirt for some videogame and a leather jacket over it, his black skinny jeans tight to his legs, his red and white converses with neon orange and green laces his bag over his shoulder "hey y/n" "Hey Thomas" I smiled offering him the other chair at my table and he happily sat "So... How'd it go?" "Fine" I shrug "How did it go?" "Alright, I've somehow already got oil up my fingernails" "Your on intro day" I laughed "It's fine, I'll clean them when I get home" he shrugs "How was your holiday?" I asked as I honestly had seen him maybe four or five times since prom night his family went on holiday for the summer so I hadn't seen him much "Not bad, I got you a present" he says "You did?" "Of course I did, it's at home I'll bring it next I see you" he smiled "let me see" he asks looking at my now filled in schedule I let him see and he has a good read "great this will work" "For what?" "Your in same days as me so... I can pop and see you" he smiled "how did you do while I was gone anyway?" "I just read, that's all" "Your such a sweet little thing y/n" he smiled giving my head a kiss "You have got to be kidding me!" A voice laughed we both turned and I saw a familiar face... Daniel will his friends and Lindsey not Fram behind them "Thomas come on man tell me your not plowing the fucking manatee!  Come on, even your little three inch cock can do better then that, maybe after all this time Thomass a gay boy and just likes doing something that looks like a bloke" I felt awful, like it was my fault they where making fun of him "three inch Thomas's plowing y/n the manatee" he laughs But before I could even think straight Daniel was up against the stone pillar, his feet of the floor and Thomas holding him up by his shirt to be almost nose to nose with him "You think that's fucking funny!? Firstly Who I am or am not plowing is none of your fucking business, secondly how dare you call someone gay boy you homophobic price of shit, and lastly if you put a finger on  y/n I will personally see to it that your cock is rather suddenly separate from your body." Thomas told him sternly "and you call her manatee again, I'll break your fucking legs" he said as he dropped him back on the floor "come on y/n" he says sweetly to me helping me with my books "come on I'll take you home" "How?" "In my car" he laughs as we headed out to the student car park I was unsure but followed him anyway as we arrived at a little blue Corsa it was cute I kinda liked it, we both threw our stuff in the back seats and I sat in the passenger seat as he carefully drove off "they call you it again I want to know y/n, you tell me right away okay?" "You won't really break his legs will you?" "That depends" he shrugs as he drove "Don't break his legs Thomas" I laughed "Can I give him a black eye?' "Okay" "Can I break his jaw?" "No" "Can I break his teeth?" "Yes... But no more then four" "Can I cut his cock off?" "Maybe" I smiled "Yes! I am going to run with that maybe you know that right?" He laughs "I know" Eventually we arrived at my house the sky starting to get dark "thanks for taking me home" "Your welcome" "Thanks for giving Daniel a warning shot" "He had it coming" he shrugs "See you next week" I smiled "See ya," he smiled and I went to open the door "Uhhh before you go" he says "I was wondering if maybe you uhh pay a little gas since I took you home and all?' he smirked "Sorry Thomas my purse is inside I can if you'll wait a-" "I didn't mean actually money y/n' he laughs "Then what?" I asked very confused "I was thinking as I took you home maybe I'd get a... Kiss out of it?" "You can just ask Thomas" I smiled giving him a little kiss he happily kissed me back what I had planned to be an innocent peck became slowly but surely a teenage snog so much one hand left his wheel to hold my waist till I felt his hand slipp up and I pushed his hand away and moved as far from him as I could "Oh shit I'm sorry y/n!" He said realizing what he had done "it's just kinda a natural reaction when you make out with someone" "It's okay Thomas... I'm just, a little fragile with all that stuff" "Then I just have to be very careful" he smiled giving my hand a kiss I sat sorting out my handbag for today, I heard the rev of a car and soon enough.

BBEEPP BBEEPP BBEEPP BBEEPP!

It made me laugh, throwing my bag over my shoulder and going down locking the house behind me as I saw Thomas stood by his car

"Hey, sugar" He smirked

"Why did you drive? it's down the road" I laugh "I can literally see your house if I look down the road" I laughed "why Did you drive?"

"I like getting an excuse to drive" He shrugs holding my hand and pulling me close to him "Plus if I come to pick you up we can go for Mcdonalds?"

"Umm that might be nice" I shrug

"what about KFC sugar?"

"Deal" I smiled kissing him and getting in the car

"Thats My girl" He smirked as he got in the car with me "Come on let's go"

"Where's dan?" I asked as we pulled off in the car

"Our with mark till Six O'clock" he smirked "so... We have my bedroom to ourselves" He smirked, "Well Except Maggie and Oli..."

"Maggie and Oli?" I asked

"Ohh Me and dans Hamsters," he says

"Awww thats sweet" I smiled as we drove off to the Restaurant and got ourselves some food and I sat eating the yummy chicken as he drove home

"Pass me a chip" He begs

"No your driving" I laughed "You have to focus"

"Please y/n, Come on just one chip?"

"No Thomas, you have to drive"

"Come on y/n I'm not asking you for a Chicken leg just a chip" He complained "PPPllleeeeaaassseeeeee y/n"

"You can have one Popcorn chicken" I smiled pretty much feeding him it

"Ummm thank you" He smiled as he drove, it took a while to get to his house and once we got there he opened the door for me and lead me inside "Okay now be very quiet we don't want-"

"Thomas is that you!" a voice asks

"Yes" he answered as the little door by the staircase opened

"Ohhh Thomas who's this pretty girl?" the old woman asks

"My uhh My ummm My freind," he says

"freind? Well, she's a very beautiful Girl" she smiled "What's your name sweetie?"

"Her Names y/n Gran" He answered "were' going to my room, we don't want anything just leave us alone," He told me holding my hand and dragging me upstairs "I'm sorry y/n she likes getting involved," He says as he opened the door to the large room, with a huge bay window, there were two little single beds, a Tv with a bunch of game consoles and such under it and a hamster cage in the corner, we sat down on his bed and finished our chicken before he spoke up "So..." He smirked his fingers walking up to my thigh from my knee towards my -

"Don't!" I snapped pushing his hand away

"What's the matter y/n?" he asked

"Just uhhh just no," she says

"Are you okay? with... me?" he asked

"well... Mostly" I nodded

"Mostly?" he asked "Look if your not comfortable with doing anything I'm fine with that" he shrugs

"No, No its uhhh Maybe we can talk a little while more.."

"Sure, what uhh what about?"

"Can I uh ask you how far you went with Lindsey?"

"with Lindsey?" He asked "Well... We made out, she uhh let me feel her boob once"

"boob?" I asked "Just the one?"

"Yeah" He shrugs "her left one"

"Thats it?" I asked

"Well... she uhhh kinda gave me uhh I don't really know what to call it where she uhh you know" He blushed generally indicating down

"A Blowjob?" I asked

"Not really... I didn't Uhhh," He blushed "Finish?"

"Right" I nodded

"It was my birthday present" he smiled "Can I ask about you?" He asked, "You don't have to tell me if you don't want to!"

"It's okay," I smiled holding his hand tightly "I'm not a virgin obviously and thats it"

"so you've just had ... in your?" He asked carefully "Nothing else?"

"Yeah, so"

"So... Would you let me?" he suggested

"if you wanted to" I shrugged

"You mean it?" he asked excitedly "But... given everything your fine with me doing that to you?"

"I guess so"

"But you're not okay with me touching your... place?"

"Not really"

"Then I'm not doing anything till your okay with me touching it" he smiled giving me a kiss "That goes for everything y/n"

"What about you?" I asked,

"what about me?"

"You'll want to do stuff?"

"But I'll wait till your okay with it," he says "Besides... I can always just, Take care of myself once you're gone"

"We could always do other stuff"

"Exactly" he smiled kissing me as we cuddled up in his bed "Can I uhhh... Maybe, Could I maybe Feel your boobs?"

"Okay" I smiled

"You mean it?" he asked "Both of them?"

"Yeah" I laughed

"Your sure?"

"Yes Thomas" I laughed and he smirked sitting up a little and looking at my chest

"Your sure?"

"Yes Thomas, it's fine" I laughed

"Okay" He blushed and before I could even blink both his hands were on my boobs one hand on each his face red with blush "whoa...

"Having fun there?" I laughed

"Your Boobs are a lot bigger than Lindsey's" he smirked, "Ohh my god they feel good..."

"Thomas! have you seen-" A voice asked as his bedroom door opened so Thomas quickly moved his hands away and throwing a blanket over his legs "Who's this?" the man asks as he stood in a suit

"This is y/n Dad. Can you please get out?" Thomas whines

"wheres your brother?"

"with mark"

"Leave your door open Thomas"

"Come on dad..."

"You're not having your bedroom door closes with your brother out and a girl in your room," his dad said before he went downstairs

"It's okay I need to get home anyway" I smiled

"Aww Really, Please y/n can't you stay a little longer?"

"I need to get home" I laughed giving him a kiss

"Alright, do you want me to pick you up on Monday for college?" he asks as we went down to his door

"that would be nice" I smiled

"Okay see you Monday" He smiled

"See you" I smiled giving his cheek a kiss and going off home. I stood outside the college hiding under the porch while I looked at my phone

"Hey! manatee!" A voice yelled I looked up and saw daniel just getting out his car "Come here" He smirked

"Fuck off daniel" I sighed

"What's your problem? Come on your ass is so fat your not gonna notice if I'm having a grope of it?" He smirked slapping my arse

"Hey! Leave me alone!" I yelled pushing him away

"Oh shut the fuck up manatee! just give me some sugar!" He smirked pulling me close to him

"Daniel Get off me!" I complained trying to push him away

"HEY!" A voice yelled "What the fuck is wrong with you!" as Daniel was pulled away from me "What the fuck did I tell you!" Thomas screamed

"What's it to you!" Daniel yelled

"Because that's my Girlfriend You fucker!" Thomas screamed punching Thomas in the face several times and throwing him back to his car "Now If I See you touch her again I'll send you through the windshield of your shit car!" He yelled a daniel got in his car and drove off "Come on y/n" he says holding my hand and taking me to his car we sat quietly the rain slowly starting on the windshield as hs drove the radio playing a gentle soft tune

"Thank you for protecting me Thomas" I smiled

"Awww, Your welcome y/n" he smiled at me "Hey? Your Birthday's coming up right?"

"Yeah" I shrug

"Any idea what kinda thing you might want for your birthday?" He asks

"You don't have to get me a present" I laughed

"No, come on it's your birthday I'm going to get you a present y/n"

"Thomas, Really you don't have to"

"Well I want to" He laughs "So?"

"Hadn't really thought about it" I shrug

"well, what did you ask your family for?"

"Money" I shrug

"Okay..." He said as we stopped at a traffic light "New dress? New shoes? Uhhhh makeup of some sort?" he suggested

"No thanks Thomas" I laughed

"See this is the problem when you have brothers you have no idea what girls like....uhhhh some sort of hair product? some fancy looking soap? Ooh those bath bombs with the weird names in the shop in the centre that has stuff that looks like food but isnt food?"

"You mean lush?" I asked

"Yeah the extremely overwhelming bath product shop that makes you feel like you walked into a farmers market and got punched by flowers" He explained "That they somehow decided to put next to a gregs in a shopping centre"

"Yeah always did seem like poor planning, your bath soap is gonna smell like sausage rolls and your pies are gonna taste like bath bombs" I laughed

"I have had so many sausage rolls that tasted like bath bombs from there" he laughed "Hey... How about we take a trip to that big shopping place? for your birthday. Then you can pick out something you want for your birthday?"

"Okay" I nodded

"Great, so... My place tonight? as dan's out.... but My dad is home"

"How about mine? my parents are out tonight?"

"Your place it is" He winked