#unless he’s being a bitch

[leezuhh]

"beef" on netflix is so fucking good. i love a show about a small event that turns into something insane that nobody involved could have possibly predicted. also i like steven yeun. spoilers in tags

[vigilskeep]

What's that one meme template? It was a three panel comic.

"You're the most jealous man I know."

"You know other men?"

*exasperated look*

i’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of [anders voice] “YOU KNOW OTHER MAGES?”

[mejomonster]

I'm comparing xuanji and tantai jin right now in how they handle their "innocence" about romance (just cause they don't feel emotion generally)

Xuanji: completely oblivious, WOULD grab sifengs boner while dropping in on him naked in a bath and DOES NOT care. He's her great friend! And he's fun to make blush! Will also be the first to kiss HIM. Again, she's not really sure why or that it means EONS to sifeng emotionally. But she is glad to be with her friend and it seems fun uvu

(Xuanji later will go onto top her babe but that's later, I'm talking the early parts when she isn't feeling things much)

Tantai jin: I am SCANDALIZED you would touch me. I know you're my WIFE but as my wife you tried to sleep with me to lock me into marriage and I was disgusted by how fucked up and cruel you were so I put you to sleep. Do NOT strip me, don't even look me up and down. I don't have lust or any particular romantic feelings for you, it's not like I'm abashed of sex as I AM an adult who got married and know the fucked up palace shit of behind closed doors. BUT I am repulsed by the idea of being near you, especially naked and sharing that experience with YOU agh, so I Am going to continously insist on Being chaste. Maybe one day I'll want to rail someone, like you said when I feel "love" for someone or whatever maybe... but lmao not your awful ass

Also tantai jin, seeing a demon kiss qingyu: huh... evil powers cool I should eat her. It'd be nice if I could eat humans for power too. Huh... that kind of looks enjoyable? Maybe I'll try making out with someone I don't dislike. (Thinks about his wife who feeds him and would die for him, but there's baggage so he just moves on)

A few eps later: actually... like... would it be Too Fucked up? If I just... DID make out with my evil Wife who wants to kill me? I mean... a kiss is a kiss if it feels nice does it matter if we kill each other later? What if she sat on my lap! What if... I was held in her arms... <3 (no! Focus! She'll betray me! We can only have sex if she's my prisoner or something so she doesn't stab me or sell me out while we're naked!)

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

god i can’t even begin to imagine the collective mental breakdown the entire zenin clan had the moment they found out their precious ten shadows user was sweet for the vessel of sukuna.

they probably still blame gojo for that somehow.

They would lose their shit.

It’s hard enough to overcome their own personalities (and sukunas annoying internal monologue) to get together. But the second they have the worlds most repressed movie + coffee date with a very confused Kugisaki riding third wheel the Zenin want yuuji fucking dead. People keep trying to get megumi to date his aunt instead so they can produce children. His aunt is a mean lesbian. He does not want to date his aunt. He super doesn’t want kids with her. He wants to date this kind himbo who is Strong and Fast. Legitimately yuuji ends up with a bounty on him on one of those sorcerer assassin websites, but the bounty is so low that it offends Sukuna on a profound level, who feels he specifically is worth more. Not yuuji obviously. Fuck that kid. But he’s a package deal and he’s worth so much fucking more.

It ends up being a nonissue. They’re not really sure why.

[six-of-ravens]

think I've figured out what bugs me so much about Natasha Pulley's work - every female character who could potentially interfere with the ~gay couple~ is portrayed in a negative light

[zxal]

Extremely rare moment of ryoken emotional honesty from the tag duel tournament

[spriteofmushrooms]

Wei Wuxian's complete disregard for Jiang Cheng's personhood compels me almost as much as Wen Ning treating him like an accessory person. Little brother shaped. Princess in a tower boy. Object man.

[heraldofcrow]

I will find every last Bloody Crow art on this gods-forsaken sight and I will reblog it (threat).

[knightonhorseback]

Vance, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem officer?

Cop: get the FUCK OUTTA MY CAR!

[the-yearning-astronaut]

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[chempack]

i don’t think any of my ocs would be friends

[azuree1733]

WHY ARE THEY NERFING JASON SO BAD IN THE COMICS RN like his current character design is iconic and I love that he looks like a mortal kombat character but bro please I beg of you one good solo run with jason 😭

[todayisafridaynight]

would you guys still like me if i rambled about my cringe crackship

[definitionsfading]

my dad pulled some shit of such extreme magnitudes on me earlier today, lmao. my hands were shaking for an hour after we ended the phone call. some of you may know or remember (if you follow me on twitter) that last september he basically handed me an ultimatum on a $7,500 loan he gave me in cash in 2018 so I could buy a car. I had to start paying him in monthly installments or we were going to have some Problems. 

the main issue I had with all that at the time is that he basically said a bunch of shit that implied, quite candidly, that his help and support is fully conditional and I can’t expect to get anything without having to pay him back. he had a whole spiel about how he wasn’t going to “contribute to the cycle of losers in society who expect everything for free” and from that logic you can deduce that I was being called a loser by proxy. great times. 

today he calls me up out of the blue and says he’ll shave $3,000 off the remaining $6,000 of “my debt” *if* I run a zillow page for his house and screen calls from potential buyers. BUT THE ONLY WAY I’LL GET ANY COMPENSATION FOR MY TIME, is if one of my buyer referrals purchases his house. otherwise I get nothing. he’s only willing to truncate the debt if one of the people I screen and refer to him buys his fucking house. otherwise there is no payment or debt relief. 

I feel fucking insane? like I could spiderman climb the walls like a fucking demon and chew through the beams with my bare teeth? does he not realize that he’s using me as a plaything for his own benefit and amusement at this point? 

his house would sell for upwards of $480,000 (or more) and yet he’s keeping me on the hook like this over $6,000 he doesn’t need. I can’t wrap my head around this. I can’t comprehend what the message is, here, other than the fact that I really don’t matter as his daughter more than his six grand. insane. fucking mental.

[soullessjack]

i think we need to start talking more about jack's powers actually and how cool he is for them and the fact that he SHOULD be more terrifying they shouldve given him more genuine horror moments i think <3 - 13x02.

need u to imagine harper learning about what a fucking Critter jack can be

i actually have thought about it before and I think she would be soooooo into it like holy shit. Imagine her stabbing jack and thinking she can finally zombify him but he doesn’t die and she’s like oh my goddddd you’re not human what are you Oohohohoh they are so perfect (〃´𓎟`〃)

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also the fact that jack has been fully aware of how powerful and dangerous he is since like day one but only really uses it as a threat or leverage and to be a downright bitch to people he doesn’t like while still being adamant on maintaining his silly normal small town boy image … he is so very special

[piningprecussionist]

jason kim your ex is on tumblr now https://www.tumblr.com/thesushiguyy

Who...?

Oh. The guy from Ushi Bar, right.

We never really dated? He did help me move my stuff to Hollie's place though- that was... nice of him.