#until the gf shows up during a video call

[amskvaris]

ilmaki real

@pastelfable / @nilsstia has canonized it now

[yu-huuuu]

Omg! I just read your Uchiha boyfriends and how they deal with their SO's period and I loved it! Sasuke's is hilarious!

Have you seen the video of a guy's gf teaching him and walking him through tampons via a tampon and a glass of water? That's ALL I was imagining during Sasuke's...XD

So, since that would be hilarious, could I ask for headcanons with the Uchiha bfs with that in mind? Or if that's too little context, maybe the period cramp simulators with how far they go before dropping to the floor in pain/how they treat their SO after that? I love your writing, binging all you have on Tumblr rn❤️👏🏻💙💜

[ 🌸 ] Lmaaao nonnie thanks and love u for asking this 😂😂

characters: itachi uchiha, obito uchiha, madara uchiha, sasuke uchiha, shisui uchiha

genre: fluffy with a touch of comedy

warnings: none, mentions of intimate moments, mention of tampons, menstrual cups, vaginas you know things from month to month, menstrual simulators, pranks, adult men somewhat traumatized by their girlfriends

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Also add menstrual cups to the mix because I'm in love with them :>

oh, i think this video is the one nonnie is talking about! (It was also the first one that appeared to me 😂) ⭐️

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Itachi Uchiha

— Several things will happen at the same time.

— His mind will go blank as his face turns slightly pale.

— And his eyes will open a bit as he watches the cotton transform Sailor Moon-style.

— Except there are no sparkles and cute outfits.

— No.

— Not at all.

— There is an abominable thing the size of his entire hand floating in the water.

— Itachi won't look at you the same way, especially when you're in the bedroom during one of those intimate moments.

— Even though you already told him it was just a joke, the poor man will be worried.

— He'll look at your hole wondering if it's okay inside (I promise it's okay, Itachi 💀).

— For your own good and for his... don't show him menstrual cups.

— He now knows that the tampon doesn't deform when it's inside you.

— But you have to fold a cup to put it into your tight hole and when it's inside it just... puff returns to its original shape and... are you okay…?

— No, bad idea.

— Just no.

— Don't show it to him.

— As for the menstrual cramp simulators...

— Haha

— You like to see him suffer, don't you?

— Look, pretty woman.

— There's something called being human.

— Itachi, despite being a shinobi, is human (a very cute one, by the way).

— And Itachi, like any other human, feels every sensation he experiences throughout the day. Sometimes he feels more than you, he just doesn't show it due to his perfect control over his emotions.

— But all that control goes out the window when you turn up the power on the cramp simulator.

— He stays like this: "😨," but it's so subtle you don't know if you're imagining it. Meanwhile, the poor man feels his stomach contracting with pain until his breath catches a bit.

— Itachi is a shinobi, but that doesn't mean he doesn't feel pain.

— He's used to a different kind of pain, not this one, you know?

— Poor thing.

— He won't look at you the same way after this... probably not at any woman.

— He'll drink his "respect for women" before starting or ending the day.

— He also now has some fear of touching you; sometimes you won't feel his touch completely when you're on those days (you tried to touch him to see if he was okay and all because you saw he was a bit pale, and he looked like he wasn't breathing when the simulator was at its maximum power. Don't worry, the poor guy was just too sensitive from the pain and now he thinks you get like that too, haha).

— In general, he won't change much. Well, now he brings you more sweets whenever he can and also makes bigger portions of food.

— He's also grateful to you because you've now given him a new experience and opened his eyes to topics or situations that, as a man, he never would have thought about, haha.

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Obito Uchiha

—If your vagina is a muscle and it stretches with a tampon, does that mean you're exercising internally? (I don't think that happens, but good shower thought, Obito!)

—Pretty boy

—At first, he's very excited when you told him you wanted to show him something.

—He's like a little kid when you want to show him something.

—Except now it looks like you just told him Santa isn't real while taking away his Christmas present.

—He'll say something like: “Wait, that thing gets like that when it's inside you 😦?” while looking at the glass in horror.

—Congratulations, girl, you traumatized an innocent man, lmao.

—No, but seriously.

—Obito will now be distrustful of tampons.

—He might calm down, but then he'll get alarmed when he watches videos or reads about “how to insert a tampon in ten easy steps without pain.”

—And he'll be traumatized again when he sees how far you have to insert the tampon.

—What do you mean the string hangs out..?

—And then you have to pull it out?! Doesn't that hurt?

—Oh, don't get me started on menstrual cups.

—Just no.

—Never show your man the cups.

—No.

—Please, no.

—Just don't.

—At least he was excited when you showed him the period cramps simulator.

—The guy smiled until you turned on the device and he was just like.

—He asked you what level it was on, and when you told him it was on eight, he just said: “What do you mean eight? How many levels does it have?”

—You swear he's going to start crying thinking about all the times he had to run an errand or was called by the Hokage and had to leave you.

—He'll apologize almost crying as you increase the level.

—You can ask him what he means, but I advise you not to.

—You'll make him cry like a baby while he clings to you and apologizes for leaving you alone so many times, making you suffer all this pain *dramatic music starts playing*.

—Lmao.

—Obito will feel proud of you for facing this kind of thing every month.

—He might now say something like: “That's it, babe, fight those cramps!” while you're curled up in bed trying not to cry from the pain.

—It's not out of bad intentions, he's just trying to cheer you up the best he can, haha.

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Madara Uchiha

—He will stare at the glass intently and then at you.

—Please do not interrupt his thoughts.

—He is imagining how the whole process happens.

—“Are you telling me that piece of cotton…”, and he can no longer continue while looking at the floating cotton.

—Just like Itachi, he won’t look at your little hole the same way.

—He will stay thoughtful, wondering if it returns to its normal form every time.

—It might kill the moment.

—Lmao.

—He might also offer his help to put a tampon in you.

—Just tell him yes.

—You will make him feel like he’s doing something important.

—With menstrual cups… mmm.

—He will congratulate you… for some reason.

—It’s not a big achievement, Madara, but we appreciate your words.

—He will look at you a little worried and at the same time proud while you fold the cup to insert it in yourself and he just…

—“That’s my woman, you can do anything, darling.”

—Uhh… yes, well,

—We’re talking about a man who grew up in a time of war, and don’t get me wrong, it’s not like he doesn’t know where the clitoris is.

—He simply doesn’t know and has no idea that the vagina is elastic, xd.

—Please explain it to him before he brags to someone about how you can handle everything.

—As for the menstrual cramps simulator:

—He is a strong man.

—Who said it would hurt him?

—Clearly, they’re out of their minds, he is Madara Uchiha.

—At least that’s what he thinks before you turn on the device.

—And he’s simply like: “What do you mean this is how you feel every month?”

—Madara is not dumb or forgetful.

—He has seen your naked body when you’re on those days.

—And suddenly it makes sense why your belly looks slightly more swollen when you’re menstruating.

—For Madara, it hurts slightly or at least that’s what he wants to imply.

—Maybe he will never tell you it hurt, but that’s okay.

—At least he took this experience as a lesson to know what else to do and how to act during those days of the month.

—“Madara, darling… why are there many more pillows on the bed?” “They’re for you to be more comfortable.”

—Poor man.

—At least he’s trying!

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Sasuke Uchiha

—His worst enemy has returned.

—The tampons *dramatic music plays*.

—Ok, no.

—Anyway.

—You're so cruel, girl.

—He swears he'll burn all the tampons in the world while looking at the abominable thing floating in the water.

—He's like...

—Do you put that thing inside and it enlarge…?

—On the outside, his face will remain moderately calm (I'm joking, he already looks disturbed), but on the inside, his face is like: “💀”.

—Even if you tell him it's a joke, he won't shake that image from his head.

—For a whole week, he thought your vagina was filled with tiny cotton residues for some reason.

—Until you explained that was impossible.

—(He still thinks that to this day). Anyway!

—Ehh, cups...! They're fun and comfortable things!

—Until you see them from a man's perspective and things change.

—No, please, no.

—He can't imagine a CUP inside you.

—Out of curiosity, he looked up menstrual cups on the internet and now swears he'd burn menstrual cups too if he could (cups can't hurt you, Sasuke).

—Anyway.

—As for the simulators...

—He might refuse at first until he starts thinking about how he could benefit from this (you know, new knowledge, more power).

—So he decides to put himself in his girl's shoes to see the whole picture.

—He began to regret it when you raised the intensity to seven.

—His face might turn pale when you explain that some menstrual cramps feel like labor pains.

—He'll stare at the highest intensity level wondering if he's ready for that.

—Spoiler: he wasn't.

—At least now he buys you more ice cream and makes you hot chocolate with marshmallows on top, even though he hates the smell of chocolate.

—He'll also start reading more about the female body, looking for ways and methods to make it hurt less.

—So it's likely he'll now regulate the amount of black foods and drinks you consume (you know: chocolate, coffee, cola, etc.), all because he read in a study that black-colored beverages and foods are a key factor in intensifying cramps during the period.

—Good luck with your boyfriend being more protective than ever ;)

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Shisui Uchiha:

—"Do you want to show me something...? Sure! What is it?" he'll ask with the most innocent and soft voice, that you'll wonder if it's too cruel to play this prank on him.

—Poor guy.

—You do it anyway.

—Lmao, I think there's no emoji that describes the face he made in those moments.

—When he composes himself, he'll be torn between looking at you and the glass container.

—Because gosh.

—Does that thING really react like that when it's inside you?

—Before, he was fine with seeing you use them.

—He knows it's much more comfortable for you, but now that he sees it in the container...

—He doesn't know what to think.

—The guy is still terrified.

—Poor thing, his soul left his body and greeted God before returning to you.

—He might laugh a little when you tell him it's a joke while trying to act normal.

—But eventually his imagination will fly and he'll start thinking: "What if it gets stuck?" "What if the string breaks?" (It's impossible for that to happen, Shisui).

—Of course, he's a smart guy.

—He'll practically run to investigate more about tampons until his mind is at ease.

—But accidentally he saw menstrual cups and...

—"What do you mean cups are also inserted?" he half yelled into nothing.

—Oops.

—You'll have to explain.

—"Cups are friends, not enemies, Shisui..." "But what if it gets stuck?"

—You swear he's about to cry.

—Luckily!

—He'll get over it in a few days (it lasted a week and another while he tried to recap what happened, and the new information).

—The cramp simulator is great.

—It can last quite a while, you know, smiling and looking handsome as always, until you raise it to maximum power.

—You think you broke something when suddenly it falls and you think you killed it.

—Oh.

—Don't worry!

—He's just suffering and recapping how all of this happened, also about all the pain you go through month after month and... Oh, is that an angel...? (No, Shisui, it's your girlfriend trying to motivate you to get up).

—Well.

—At the end of the day he thinks the same as Itachi; you've shown him the other side of the coin and he's grateful for that.

—He'll also be much gentler with you during these days of the month.

—And for some reason, if he finds out that Sasuke is not in favor of tampons and cups, they may secretly start a group against those things or something similar, it's also possible that they'll drag Itachi by force.

—Lmao.

lmao, guess who search and watch videos about how to put tampons in her for the first time... and it didn't work 😭

[vanteguccir]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ don't overthink, because your mind is very powerful ❞

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✦﹒﹒𝑩𝑳𝑼𝑹𝑩𝑺﹒◌﹒

── ୨୧ !　chris overstimulating you until you cry

── ୨୧ !　chris laying between your legs while you read

── ୨୧ !　chris seeing his dick form a belly bulge in you

── ୨୧ !　chris giving you a foot massage after a full day at work

── ୨୧ !　chris protecting you when famous!you gets swarmed by paparazzi

── ୨୧ !　chris realizing you're a virgin when you're about to have sex

── ୨୧ !　chris whining when you take your hands out of his hair while caressing it

── ୨୧ !　chris being obsessed with his pregnant wife (you)

── ୨୧ !　chris and you fucking in missionary so you can see his pretty face

── ୨୧ !　you man up and finally kiss chris, your best friend

── ୨୧ !　chris walking in on you changing clothes

── ୨୧ !　you helping chris with his commitment issues

── ୨୧ !　chris's reaction to you calling him pretty boy for the first time

── ୨୧ !　chris presenting you to his new friends

── ୨୧ !　chris with a gf (you) who only sleeps with stuffed bear

── ୨୧ !　a morning with chris and a very bookworm you

── ୨୧ !　chris ruining you while calling you his pretty girl

── ୨୧ !　you send a dirty text to Chris while he's filming with his brothers

── ୨୧ !　you do your makeup while chris describes it in the background

── ୨୧ !　chris asks you to sit on his face

── ୨୧ !　where you ask chris to get out of the room so you can change to see his reaction

── ୨୧ !　chris fucking you deep and rough while you wear his blue fresh love hoodie

── ୨୧ !　chris shoves the same lollipop he had on his mouth while you sucked him off inside your own

── ୨୧ !　you wake up feeling bad and on the verge of an anxiety attack, but chris is there for you - as he always is

── ୨୧ !　grumpy!you and sunshine!chris <3

── ୨୧ !　where your low blood pressure and weak stomach decide to make a show during a car video ;(

── ୨୧ !　where chris finally gets to meet your little girl after months dating you <3

All rights reserved © 2024 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐑. Please do not copy, rewrite, or translate my works on any other platform.

[evera-era]

hi!! how are you? i was wondering if you could write some general hcs about dating ellie? i totally love your writing!

hi bby! i’ve been doing okay, thanks for asking. and youre so sweet, ofc i can

(nsfw, minors dni)

gf!ellie is chill, for the most part. she can get a lil moody and jealous at times, but overall she’s the most unforgettable person you’ll ever date.

gf!ellie doesn’t really ask for permission to hug or kiss you after the first few times. just goes right in so casually that it makes you swoon.

this means gf!ellie will also love on you during the most inconvenient times. like when you’re getting ready to leave, or when you’re cooking something on the stove. you’ll whine and playfully push her away, but it just makes her smile and snuggle up on you even more.

the same thing that drives gf!ellie to show romantic affection towards you is the same thing that drives how she is in bed. she’s always putting you first. ofc she enjoys it too, but she really just loves knowing how good she makes you feel.

“yeah? you like that?”

“y-yeah—“

“hm? speak up, angel. c’mon… use your words, i know you can.”

gf!ellie is kinda picky when it comes to food. getting her to try something new is like getting a toddler to eat their vegetables. she sticks to what she likes, and if you force her to do otherwise — even though she’ll eat it — she’ll be frowning the whole time.

but gf!ellie has the CUTEST smile and laugh. you might not see it often so when you do, it is such a beautiful thing. sparks practically go flying when she’s happy.

gf!ellie runs so… cold? body heat wise?? and she’ll desperately try to intertwine her freezing feet with you all the time???

“baby let me warm up please”

“ELLIE YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP DOING THIS”

gf!ellie likes being able to protect you. she wants to be the first to know when you’re sad, and is willing to go to war for you if someone hurt you or made you mad. ellie is so so incredibly loyal.

she won’t say it but gf!ellie loves when you’re clingy. she likes when you wanna hold her hand, feels special when you litter her in smooches. she might blush and get all quiet but it’s only because she’s so happy about it.

gf!ellie always talks about you in such a good light. even if y’all are having an argument — she’ll never call you names or refer to you negatively around her friends. she waits to deal with any issues with you in private. she will NEVER try to embarrass you during your relationship.

also your family (whether blood related or by choice) absolutely loves gf!ellie. and she loves them! she loves being a part of the circle that is most important to you. she’ll be nervous at first but once you reassure her that everyone loves her, she feels really good about it.

gf!ellie will take any compliment you give her. if you tell her that her shirt looks nice? prepare yourself, because she will be wearing it a lot more from now on. like her haircut? she’ll have a confidence boost for the next month.

on that note gf!ellie LOVES when you’re into the things she’s into. and that never goes away. if you ask her to teach you to play a video game once, she will want you as her gaming partner from that point on. she enjoys explaining the mechanics and playing with you even if you totally suck.

“ellie i got lost again”

“shit gimme a second babe i’ll come find you”

and at night, gf!ellie wants nothing more than to hold you. she’s a very calm sleeper and usually stays still with her arms around you until morning.

overall gf!ellie is such a cutie patootie and it’s impossible not to be in love with her <33

[kumezyzo]

streamer!gf is also a good idea i’d love to read

again, with this one, its mostly just for me [and this amazingly supportive anonymous] but i still felt like writing it. (although it took me three hours to come up with ideas that made sense lol) i also think this ones kinda ass in comparison to the others.... sorry.

but yea, this is streamer!gf that i tried to make gender neutral until the very end really.... enjoy! or dont.... :) m.list

bf!sapnap who most likely knew you from the SMP before you started dating. and only recently when he realized how much he liked you, did he start trying to pursue the relationship (which was maybe over a year and a half ago)

bf!sapnap who agreed with you to not say anything about the relationship for a few months just to let it sit and see where you guys lead

when you do finally announce it, its because you guys notice a genuince shift in the relationship where you can tell its getting more serious.

bf!sapnap who shyly brings up the idea of doing a relationship q&a on your channel after the announcement (that was also on your channel)

during the video, hes very clearly all over you, hugging you and leaning against you. your fans think its absolutely adorable how much of a simp he is.

in the middle of that video theres a moment when you two look at eachother after answering a question and it cuts to you two giggling and looking away from eachother. sapnap with a very clear blush and wide grin on his face mostly because you guys took a break to just kiss eachother which accidentally went on longer than expected

bf!sapnap who didnt realize how many people were already shipping you two when he called you the honourary dream team member once a few years ago

bf!sapnap that gets edits of you (sometimes you and him) during TNTL streams and just on his timelines and tries his hardest to not act flustered although he clearly has that glint in his eye

bf!sapnap who manages to come into your room during the most inconvenient times during your streams. ie. when youre actively and/or loudly simping over an actor in your fav movie or show.

you just freeze mid sentence, mid gesture, and stare at him as he steps into the room. he stares back and peeks his head into the frame and your chat proceeds to spam 'LMAOOOOO's

"can i help you....?"

".....so who were you yelling about-"

"Oh my- GET OUT😭!"

bf!sapnap who will very openly brag about dating you and just talk about dating you (he just wants people to know youre taken🤭)

"well im dating y/n"

"how does that have anything to do with vidcon-"

bf!sapnap who gets teased for not being as good of a gamer as you. and not having as many followers (because youre def. very popular) (i also imagine this next convo with george and dream laughing the entire time)

"sapnap, how does it feel having a girlfriend thats better at minecraft than you?"

"george, shut up."

"sapnap, hes not wrong. and doesnt she have more subscribers?"

"im literally never doing a manhunt again then."

"good, then we'll just have your girlfriend replace you"

bf!sapnap who jokingly suggests yout two starting an onlyfans where he posts videos of you two fucking (but he secretly really wants to). cause he has a whole album of pictures and videos of you two that he would be willing to post (if people pay for it obvi)

again, gimme suggestions and stuff. and show support for my sanity lol -Nony

[littleoneamanda]

GF: Stanford Pines

Well, probably one of the fastest drawings I have been drawing xD

The original art style is pretty easy to work with, but I think I will keep doing it in mine after Fidds. Unless you want to see me draw more in the original style. Let me know! :D

Now to my thoughts on the book of bill and Stanford as a character. (SPOILERS)

The missing Journal Pages in this book are probably the ones that I found the most interesting and disturbing. We learn more about Ford as a person and what kind of friendship he had with Bill.

I just wanna say this, I really don't see how so many people saw them as "lovers" which I (imo) found very problematic and disturbing.

I think it is pretty clear Bill only uses Ford for his own gain. His property. Ford was the perfect human for his plans.

Take everything Bill says in the book with a whole spoon of salt.

"Even his lies are lies"

-Code from TBOB

"The ego of a king. The insecurity of a circus freak. And totally isolated from anyone who might steer him clear of my plans "

-Bill, TBOB

Ford has very low self esteem, isolates himself, bad at social interactions and even had a shotgun pointed at him. He describes himself "six fingerd freak".

So when a god like figure shows up in a dream one day, tells you how great you are, you will change the world, ect, You would buy it. Especially when others around you have made you feel like an outcast through your whole life (except for Stanley and Fidds).

Bill is basically love bombing Ford. Making Ford feel very special and reminding him of the project that will change everything.

Now there is a difference between self esteem and self confidence. (I'm adding the links if you wanna know more :) ) Ford absolutely have a strong self confidence. He believes strongly in his research. He belives he CAN achive and complete his research. This is also something Bill takes advantage of. He knows Ford is desperate. This is where is self confidence turns a little bit more to narcissism (again caused by Bill by manipulation). Bill does everything to make sure Ford continues the work.

As soon Ford realizes the betrayal, Bill shows his true colors.

He takes over Fords body multiple times. Takes his body on top of the roof in the middle of the winter, taped a rattlesnake into his journal, recorded a video of him being in Fords body "Puppet Hour with Bill" and will cut to something more disturbing scene. Left a lot of polaroids of him humiliating and torture his body in different ways.

Scaring Ford with one scene where he pretended to call Stan that he was gonna kill himself. This part of the book was probably the one that made me actually shiver. Think about it, You see video and pictures of yourself doing all of this, knowing that this is not you doing all of these things. And having no memory of it at. Too scared to fall asleep because you have no idea were your body is going to be next. That would make any person as paranoid Ford was at the end.

Fidds and Ford.

There is a lot of things that I wanna talk about when it comes to these two, but I will save most of it to the Fidds drawing.

Fidleford is Fords only true friend during this time. He is very supportive but also honest with Ford.

Ford haven't had any other friends during his early life. Stanley was his only friend, and the one who protected him until that one mistake that separates them. When Fiddleford comes in to the picture, (a person who also seemed to have problems making friends) he's probably the first person who doesn't even notice at first that Ford has six fingers. I really wish here we had some more backstory of their college years to know what their friendship looked like, but it seems they were very close.

"I am overcome with emotion. The sight of my old classmate upon my doorstep this morning filled my heart with such joy and gratitude."

-Stanford, Journal 3

Ford was obviously very happy to not be alone anymore in his home. To have his best friend (who also left his family behind) to work with him on this massive project. Now comes the question, what does Ford see Fidds as? I think Fidds shows some kind of feelings towards Ford escpecially when it comes to giving presents (Not only in TBOB but also in Journal 3). I think Ford does deeply care about Fidds, but his mind at this point is so focused on the project (and Bill making sure he is) that he pushes away a lot of feelings. Probably a lot of feelings that are necessary to have as well.

Something I do notice tho is when Bill isn't present, Ford becomes more like himself. Decorating the portal to make make Fidds happy after the failed family reunion (which I don't think he normally would have done if Bill was present during the holidays).

After Bill torture and threatening Ford in the nightmare, the only man he could think of in that moment who could help him was Fiddleford. When he went through Fidds notes for any hints of where he was now, he finds the 5 failed knitted 6-fingered gloves and the ripped photo of them. I can't imagine what that must have felt...

The closest person he had in his life at that point, who has tried to warn him. Tried to give Ford another option for success in his research instead of the portal. The regret of not listening to his warnings.

When they reunited after Weirdmaggedon, seeing how Fiddleford lived now and what the aftermath of the portal incident did to him, must have been a punch in the gut.

"...but when I saw that he was living at the dump, it became clear how deeply I had hurt this man that I had once held so dear."

-Stanford Journal 3

So...Is Ford a jerk? The question and discussions that I've seen so many times here xD

Honestly, this man is complicated. Especially when it comes to understand his thoughts and feelings. However, Stanford is a type person that I personally have encountered irl. Sometimes too smart for his own good, sometimes not understanding how others may feel about certain things/topics and a person who constantly try to prove to themself and to others. A man lost in his own insecurities and very isolated. He his the main character in his life. Now that doesn't exscuse his negative actions at all. But more like a explanation to what might had led to the certain events.

Alright, this took way longer to write than actually make the drawing xD But did wanna share somethings that has been on my mind. When trying to search for analyses of the characters, it has been difficult to find one that is a middle ground. It's either: Stanford is a jerk and doesn't deserve anything good or Here is why everyone is wrong type of stuff. I'm not here to tell how we should think about certain characters. This is just how I look at all of this. The only problem I have with all of this is the thing between Ford and Bill. Maybe it's just me, but I really don't see any type of romance there. I know a lot of people went off on the "one thing led to another" part. I do not know what to say to that honestly. That page was super hard for my eyes to read for some reason lol. And i know, Yes, I did a video of Fidds being cucked by a triangle. I don't mind some of the jokes around it...I mean i did myself xD

I think the reason Bill is a bit obsessed over Ford is because after so many attempts with making deals with other humans to help Bill build a portal, this one was sooo close to success and ALMOST succeeded. He had all the tools and the right human to make it, but failed. He must feel so bitter.

Anyway, that's it for now! Next is Fiddleford :D

[jav-uni]

I’m sure you know this in your business even in your country but I find it so astounding that people here do not understand - 90 percent of this “relationship” was written about in articles. There’s always a “source” never the party involved or anyone with a name. For god sake he was doing a charity video for a teacher and an article was written claiming it must me he’s dating this PT girl. Come on people that’s ridiculous. Thats how this started and you still think that’s a real thing? And in that article it even has Deuxmoi saying he never dates that age range . And then we still didn’t see these two public until the day of her show premiere with a grabbing hand tossing angry Central Park walk. Wake up people. And magazines don’t cover celebs liking things on IG making people into couples. It’s all fabricated. Man has never said her name.

Oh, I KNOW!

In my country, we have PRs, but they are NOT as publicized at this range: We just hear the rumor or an entertainment journalist shares a grainy pic, and they have some press during a huge event. Or they just spread the rumor without pics. But the GP is smart and they call them out. We call it "just marketing" lol (Our President is not married and when he got elected, and had a GF that appeared out of nowhere when people were wondering if he was in a relationship, and started trolling if he was gay or not, anyways they went public people thought immediately it was PR - they even played that game, they can't fool me! - Even when there was a BUA the GP said "Oh so they finished their contract?", and now he has another GF that also appeared out of nowhere and people are saying, "Oh, she is the new hire") Even entertainment journalists are petty about it, they mention it because they have to, but their comments say otherwise, LOL. There is a reality show on air right now and entertainment journalists said on their shows that producers usually reach out to their participants and ask them to "create content with x participant" which means flirt, make out, etc. They promise them prestige and even make it to the finale because these reality shows are contests.

And some real couples fake breakups to promote their products or brand deals. This summer it was "leaked" a WhatsApp audio of an "A-list" (our version, though) TV host that was implying that she was "having issues" and told a sob story that looks like a breakup, something that you will confide with a friend. People freaked out and thought she was divorcing her husband, both A-list. There was press everywhere and a few days later she posted a statement on her stories saying that she was "having issues with her internet connection and was going to hire ACB internet company", and her next story was the ad.

Long post, I KNOW! I could be talking about this all day lol. But in short, everything is manufactured. Some people don't know it, but when you are inside of the business you can identify how it was manufactured and the strategies bts.

[stealthrockdamage]

TOP! FIVE! UNJUST DEPTHS! BITS! IZZY MY OOMF!

yea you would ask me that wouldn't you. okieeeee im still pretty early into things so this is drawing from a limited selection of Bits. i get the impression from your posting that it's only going to get Better tghe more i read. but there are plenty to choose from regardless so. here we go

5. murati and kayuniya just in general are super cute but i think my favourite bit of theirs so far was when they were being toxic online like making up fake secrets about video games and posting them to forums and saying shit that's wrong as hell just to piss people off. they are perfect. joining the war on misinformation. on whichever side your wife is on.

4. speaking of murati i also really like her trait of constantly blaring really loud music from her room all the time. i have nothinjg else to say i think it's funny. her having to come back to her room after getting in a fight with her gf and she's got like DJ Crazy Times or whatever echoing through the hall because she had left it on when she was out. and she has to turn it off when she gets into her room. obsessed.

3. i like shalikova a lot even if i have no idea what her deal is other than that she is sooooo sullen. i think the parts during the third battle of thassalid trench where she's just being hyper competent and blowing people up were so good. like cutting up a mech right in front of her with one arm and using the other arm to take pot shots at a ship until murati has to be like "hey stop showing off we're trying not to die"

2. nagavanshi being just an absolute powder keg of a woman every time she shows up. she's insane. i think bhavani calling nagavanshi "her little tyrant" was sooooo much. i think i said something like Do You Think They Explored Each Others Bodies and you replied with something very ominous but i don't remember what exactly. but i hope they did and i hope it was/is insane

ulyana finding out she has to work for the foreseeable future on board the same ship as the girl she had a shitty one night stand with the literal night before the crew was gathered, and then beefing it so bad and immediately having all of the disco elysium skills living inside her head scream at her for being such a girlfailure:

[seulira]

More me yapping about my gf under the cut lol

She'll be here in 4 days and I'm still absolutely baffled at how good she is to me. I stare at her all I want and she doesn't think it's weird. She's started staring back recently and I get nervous and laugh and look away because I'm not used to being Perceived the way I perceive others but she really does see me

We'll be watching a video where someone is making chicken and she'll talk about what she'd do differently and she always adds "I would take the bones out for you". There was a video of a guy doing a food tour in vienna and he had those disposable wood utensils and I noted that I hate the texture of those things and, without missing a beat, she said "We can get one of those camping utensil kits. The metal kind. All the vendors here use wooden ones". Like no hesitation, no thought to it, just. Boom. Solution for my needs. She said she's excited to see my flappy hands irl. I explained I try to suppress them as much as I can in public since it's kind of frowned upon to be 25 and happy flapping at something, and she doesn't see them at my desk because I would just end up hitting the table. She pretty much only sees them in VR, where I have room and the comfort to stim. But she'll be here!! In my house!! Where I have the room and the comfort to stim as I need, and she makes me so happy she's bound to see them at some point

She never minds how sleepy I get during our calls because I'm working a lot, and I have an awful sleep schedule on days I don't work. We typically stay on call for them so she just blows me a little kiss and streams whatever video she's watching. I always just look at her though. Then when I wake up she smiles and softly says "Good morning, baby" and my entire heart melts.

It's incredible to see how confident she makes me. Even on days where I've made no effort, my hair's a mess, I'm wearing the most raggedy at-home clothes I have, and I'm just a face in a cocoon of a blanket she'll still call me gorgeous. She's seen me at every possible angle and insists I have no bad ones. The few times I've been honest about specific parts of my body I didn't like, she'll pay special attention to them until I can't help but think she finds them beautiful

It's also been incredible watching her gain confidence, too. Before we started dating, she'd only ever join calls with a camera once in a blue moon and, even then, only wearing a face mask and a hoodie. Now, even with new people in the group calls, she'll just wear a normal t-shirt and shows her entire face. She doesn't default to nervous tics when she discusses her body anymore and she'll even flex for me if she catches me staring while she stretches (which is. A lot. I like her arms.) and I can't wait to see her get to explore her femininity when she's here. She only has one "femme" shirt, and she doesn't wear it often. I'm sending her back with a bunch of skirts, dresses, and blouses. Even if she just wears them at home, they're all comfy and she'll have that option

We've both been talking about how we think our first meeting is going to go. I'm bringing her a bouquet so we can press them and she can take the dried flowers home with her after her 2 weeks here. I try not to think about when she has to leave because I know it's going to absolutely wreck me, but she's leaving me a ring (and a necklace with some charms, but the ring is the big one). I already call her my wife in online spaces but she'll really be my fiancee. It's wild.

I keep getting misty-eyed thinking of 2 whole weeks with her snoring in my arms every night.

[5and3nevermind]

https://x.com/shrimpttata/status/1216640268348350467

do you think this was on the same day they shot for that content? do you think hobi got to keep the phone?

I think either way it doesn't matter since we all know this content got shared with everyone that day and no doubt this woman has paid someone or has connections to get it.

and everyone saying she's been in jimin's apartment with her dogs based on those other videos with similar furniture is suspect since I know she also lives in nine one herself and has since late 2019 early 2020 and anyone can get that furniture. she's done this before with other male celebs as well which makes her less credible and look insane. I just feel if they dated in the past she would have posted videos, photos hell even an audio recording proving it yet she hasn't. I also don't think an nda would matter at this point from stopping her from posting such material since she would have already violated said contract by posting all these so called "hints" since 2022.

something doesn't add up here and I'm highly skeptical of all of it and no I won't be believing this bs until further confirmation or actual real proof comes out than baseless theories and videos she likely paid for and others she staged in her own apartment. like none of this would even hold up in court she would just be deemed an obsessed stalker and rightfully so imo. I'm seriously disgusted and I do hope action is taken soon to get rid of this person and their pathetic attention seeking stalker ways because jimin doesn't deserve this and all it does is help get him hate and dragged by antis.

Hi anon!

(Regarding the phones and the content shot that day, so I don’t repeat myself: https://www.tumblr.com/5and3nevermind/750737766381486080/im-just-putting-this-here-in-case-its-helpful-to Just want to add this here in case anyone missed it. 🙂)

Regarding the tweet you sent with the pics of Hobi with a similar (or same?) phone. No, that does not look like the same day to me since Hobi’s hair is different. Perhaps this was another example of product placement? Or Hobi owns a similar phone?

But I agree with you that I’m not sure it matters. To me, the bottom line is that the guys weren’t just casually messing around taking videos that day. Documenting their day seems to have been the “assignment” as evidenced by the fact that all three of 3J made sure to film similar videos and there was so much emphasis on showing the phones in the other bb, and all of the guys were taking tons of pics and videos.

We can’t know for sure who’s phone Hobi used. But what we do know for certain is that they were working that day and those videos weren’t personal. Were they shot on a non-member phone? Maybe. Were they shot on a member phone and then sent to Hybe staff, Dispatch staff, brand staff, and who knows who else? Could be! Either way, I do not think those videos stayed with the members.

The actress has posted two videos that include Jimin and both were related to work. For me, that’s very telling.

As for the apartment…I agree with you that I don’t find the videos to be compelling evidence. Did you know there are over 300 units in that apartment complex, spread out across numerous buildings? So, it shouldn’t be surprising that other celebrities live there and that there are structural similarities between the apartments. Also, some of the similar items in their apartments even appear to be available for sale at the on-site home decor store.

Not to mention: if Jimin was living with someone and their dog…where did they go while the doc was filmed in 2021? Where did they put the dog to ensure he wouldn’t bark during the spur-of-the-moment “LC hit #1” live in the middle of the night? And during the Sept 2023 live when Jimin showed us his apartment?

Why would Jimin say that his parents tease him about his apartment looking very sparse and like a “model home?” Wouldn’t that be insulting to his live-in gf? (He and his parents seem to be very polite people, so I can’t imagine they would say that. It’s one thing to tease your son, it’s another to tease his significant other!)

And you’re right, this has happened with her before more than once. In one case, it involved another member of the group! (!!!) <- I really can’t add enough omg exclamation points here.

Anyway, I think everything can be explained away fairly easily. Who knows. Maybe I’m wrong. That is certainly possible. Time will tell. I just hope Jimin is able to enjoy his time off from mil and get some rest.

[neocrush]

— enhypen and you as an idol couple !

genre: fluff + established relationship

pairings: idol!enhypen x fem!idol!reader

★ heeseung

he takes LOTS of pride in you and being your bf

mentions you in almost every vlive

“engenes have you heard (your group)’s recent song? it’s really good~”

likes to sing your parts out of nowhere

like in a middle of a dance jam live and everyone is like silent

he just goes “(insert your part)” out of nowhere

plays your b-sides on voice-only lives

whenever he watches your mvs with the boys, he shuts them up during your parts

“be quiet y/n has something to say”

★ jay

always reassures you that you’re doing well

you jokingly like to introduce yourself as “enhypen’s y/n”

and he does the same - introducing himself as “(your group)’s jay”

one time you accidentally called him “jay unnie” and he’d just go “????”

pls you just got used to calling everyone around you “unnie”

calls you every night before you go to bed to make sure you’re doing well

sends you food late at night if you’re craving anything

spoils you with expensive stuff and gets you two matching stuff that probably cost a kidney

and ofc fans are going to notice lolol

★ jake

hums your songs on vlive

works out with with you (at the extremely cool hybe gym)

you take the best pictures of each other

actually very good at being discreet lol

you guys wouldn’t even try, dispatch just can’t seem to catch you

you ended up announcing on sns it by posting a polaroid of you two on a date

PLS it was so unexpected but fans supported you two sm !!!!

★ sunghoon

has either a polaroid of you two or your photocard on his phone case

clowns you for your iconic lines

calls you “park y/n” just to mess with you or make you shy

has so many of your predebut pics on his phone

shows you off to his family, esp bc yeji (his younger sister) is a fan of yours

“can i get four signed albums”

“sunghoon why do you need that much signed albums”

“one for me, one for yeji, one for my parents, and one for my grandma”

teaches you how to ice skate !! wouldn’t let go of your hand the whole time

watches netflix with you on his phone in enha’s waiting room during award shows

like you’re just laying on his chest on a couch with your full hair and makeup done

★ sunoo

unboxes your albums on vlive, hoping to get your photocard

his youtube watch history is like: “y/n aegyo compilation” “y/n being cute for 15 minutes straight” “y/n stealing our hearts for 20 minutes straight”

memorizes your fanchants

ofc has your lightstick !!!!

won’t let riki outdance him when your songs play during random dance

video calls you until you both fall asleep

won’t let the others touch the damn lightstick 😭

once you started mcing with soobin, he’d ask soobin how you are everytime he runs into him

“but isn’t she your gf”

“yes but i’d still like to know”

★ jungwon

stays up late just to talk to you

“jungwon baby you have to attend inkigayo tomorrow”

“but i want to talk to youuuu 🥺”

LOTS of pet cafe dates

looks at you with stars in his eyes during award shows

has your members’ numbers just so he could ask them if you’re doing well or getting enough rest

“pssst pssst y/n you should cover flicker”

posts photos taken by you on weverse and captions them with “by. 🤍”

★ riki

memorizes each and every one of your choreos

his browser history of full of your fancams 💀

reads “y/n x reader” fanfics when he’s bored just bc he’s curious

your fandom treasures him so much

and engenes treasure you even more

babies !!!!!! you !!!! to !!!! no !!!! end !!!!!

especially if you did a cute concept

oh god he’d MELT at your adorableness

it doesn’t matter if you’re younger or older than him, he just wants the world to know that you’re his baby and his only

[kkusuka]

My horny ass got the perfect request! Let’s have some hc’s of Aizawa, Dabi, Mirio, and Hawks going feral on their gf after not seeing/fucking her for a few weeks thanks to hero/villain missions. What doesn’t help is that she has an amazing wap which made it even more torturous to not have her for so long.

mhm, yup. it’s this one.

18+ please

Aizawa Shouta

With being a hero, the workload is always heavy

But this was plain ridiculous, he had been home once the entire week and got called back in right before the two of you could do anything

He was going insane

Not only has he not been able to sleep in his own bed

Not only has he not been able to see his cat the entire week

But he hasn't gotten off in the past 16 days

(not even jerking off was helping him anymore)

it didn't help they you had been torturing him all week with random photos of outfits you were wearing

Not that the texts of you telling him how much you missed him or how you wanted him so badly helped either

(or the videos of you fucking your pussy while you moan his name)

The only thing holding him together was the promises he texted back every time, telling you exactly what he was going to do when he got home  

The man was halfway through the door before he dropped all of his stuff and just dragged you to your room

He was undressing you in the hallway, and by the time you were on the bed you were in underwear and he had a shirt on

He reminds you of your place giving you a stern “Good Kittens don't tease their Daddy, that’s what bad Kittens do, are you a bad kitten?”  

(he made good of the promises, but you linked like you had gotten attacked by wolves the next morning)

And to add on they gave him a few days off for working so hard

Aka. you had a three-day fuck-fest where he let all of his previous frustration out and  that practically left you bed-ridden

You regret nothing, not a single text message or video

(which got you a thorough face fucking, but still worth it)

(this is the hottest picture of dabi no objections) 

Dabi

For the record: he did not want to go on this mission

He knew he wouldn't see you for at least three weeks and that was the worst-case scenario

The longest he left you was four days and fucked you so hard after, you both passed out, an experience that he loves to remember when you aren't around

But alas, shiagaraki doesn’t take “I don’t want to leave because I need to fuck my girlfriend every day”

So now he was sitting on a cot watching a video of you sucking his dick from a few weeks ago

Not to mention the four videos before that and the ones he asked for you to make

The ones you spaced out during his absence so he would have a new one every few days to keep him going

But he was going crazy

He would think of your fingers being shoved into your cunt at the worst times and he couldn't handle it anymore

So when he was finally allowed to go home, he basically told you to be ready

And you were as ready as you could be, naked and dripping over your sheets

And he was more than happy about it

“Doll, you're excited to see me, huh? Wanna show me how much?”

He fucked you well into the morning hours, the next morning, into the afternoon, had dinner, and fucked you again that night

(he kinda wants to take another long trip just to fuck you like that again)

Mirio

He was used to long-ish missions

But this was crazy, a whole month in another city

Barely being able to video call or talk on the phone, communicating through texts and the occasional letter when he couldn’t be on his phone

And you just happen to take the opportunity to let him know he was supported and he was going to save so many people

And how you were constantly dripping for him

Apparently watching him on the news, costume ripped up, sweating; was a real turn on

(you're sure it's because it reminds you of when he’s on top, plowing you into the couch. But who knows?)

And you make sure to tell him about how you feel at every possible point

Communication is the basis of a good relationship and you wanted a good relationship

So the videos of kissy-faces telling him how cute he is

And the pictures of you cooking telling him how you are going to cook his favorite meal once he gets back

(and the recording of you moaning his name, and the video of you shoving a dildo in your dripping cunt screaming about how amazing his dick would feel if he was here)

So he was a pent up ball of horny, and you found this out when you were being railed over the couch five minutes after he got home

“You’ve got the sweetest pussy ever, gotta mold it back to my dick”

You didn't get to make his meal until the next night, barely

Hawks

He wasn't happy about a four-week mission

But the pay was so good

That's what he thought two weeks ago BEFORE you sent a video of you humping a pillow exclaiming how much you miss him

He’s eating his words AND not able to jack one right now

Then it just got worse, he was having wet dreams

Hearing you in the back of his mind while he was fighting

Remembering what your walls felt like the last time he fucked them

So the nightly video calls where you ignore his begs to get off with you are ignored for your explanation of dinner

So when he go home not only was he horny but he was pent up

He made sure you knew that too

Not letting you cum for hours, bringing you to the edge over and over until you apologize for blue balling him

“You thought that was funny huh birdie? Not so funny now”

He finally let you cum, over and over until you couldn't speak

You both had a nice breakfast the next morning, then more fucking

[ijustwant2write]

Call Me By My Name-Pietro Maximoff x Powers!Reader

(GIF credit to @dailymarvelposts​)

Tags: @bloodorangemoonlight​ @amirahiddleston​

Requested by @husherstan​ : ‘could you write a one w pietro maximoff? idk if you know about a trend on tik tok where a gf or bf call them partners by they first name. Reader and Pietro are enemies cuz them both are always trying to be the best of t team, reader calls him by others names and when she (or gn) calls by him real name he was like "why are you calling me like that? whats wrong with you? are you feeling bad today?" (and he likes her so fucking much, a simp)’

Characters: Pietro Maximoff x Reader, Avengers team x Reader

Meanings: (Y/N)=Your name   

(Character has the power of force fields, that both generate electricity and provide protection for them/others)  

Warnings: Name calling, bullying, arguing, fluff

                                      *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

“For the last time, watch where you’re going Speedy Gonzales!” I snapped as Pietro almost knocked me over again.

His form whizzed around the room once more before stopping in front of me.“Maybe try keeping up next time.”

I was startled by the force he left behind as he ran off again making a show of circling the entire training room multiple times, creating a small wave of air. I groaned loudly as I went back to jogging. He was such a show off, it infuriated me. We weren’t here to compete against each other, we were supposed to be a team; but when he waltzed around the place boasting about how fast he was, it was really hard not to step up to the plate. 

Pietro was running faster than usual, trying to overlap me dozens of times, more than he would have done in a normal session. It got on my last nerve, making me stop, my powers already flowing through my arms. It would be hard to pinpoint him, so I charged up a huge ball of electricity, casting it out harshly. I just managed to catch him, laughing as he yelped out in surprise, being thrown high into the air before landing on the sparring mats. I saw him slowly get up, clearly I had caused some pain. My fun was soon ended as he ran towards me again, having to quickly put up a force field that would protect me. Pietro bounced off it, though I hadn’t put any charge in this one, so he only fell on his backside.

“Enough!” Wanda yelled out, though we still kept our guard up around each other.“Really (Y/N)? You can relax now.”

“I don’t trust him.” I replied.

She sighed.“Come on, Steve wants to talk about the mission.”

“Why? We debriefed three days ago.”

“Something to do with it being on the news.” she shrugged, walking away.

Pietro glanced back at me, looking me up and down before following his sister. However, he didn’t look at me with disgust or anything of the sort, it was almost as if he was checking me out. I tutted at myself, why on Earth would he ever look at me like that?

I wasn’t happy joining the meeting in my sweaty state.Everyone else was dressed and put together, but at least Pietro looked similar. The team was gathered around a table, looking to Steve who was stood at the front, his arms crossed over his chest. He had the look of disappointment on his face, which meant bad news for the rest of us...or whoever was in trouble. With no seats left, I copied Steve’s stance at the back of the room, rolling my eyes when Pietro stood beside me.

“Sorry to call you guys in on such short notice.” Steve started.“But I feel that we have to discuss something that’s starting to effect the team.”

He pulled up a screen showing the news. It had images and videos of our last mission. We were raiding an old factory on the edge of the city, finding a terrorist group hiding out there as they worked on their gadgets. News coverage showed the team fighting from a helicopter view, and we were all confused as to why Steve was showing us this.

“Fastest man alive,” Pietro repeated what the reporter said,“it has a nice ring to it.”

“I wouldn’t put that in your Tinder bio.” I quipped, causing a few chuckles.

Steve looked at me.“And this is why we’re here today.”

I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion.“What?”

“You and Pietro are always at each other’s throats. It’s...well frankly, it’s exhausting listening to you two arguing all the time. And it could seriously put someone in danger whilst on a mission, even you two.”

“He always starts it-”

Pietro held up a finger.“Hold on, you do too-”

“You’re just proving his point guys.” Natasha spoke over us.

“As I was saying,” Steve brought the attention back to him,“the media has also caught onto this. There’s multiple images of you two clearly arguing, or even getting in each others way during the mission. At one point, you’re both trying to save the same person, but almost miss that chance because you’re so invested in being better than the other!”

Steve was really mad, and from everyone else’s faces, they thought the same thing.

“So until all of this changes, you two are suspended from any missions.”

“What?!” we both exclaimed.

“And you may not approach any other team member for assistance with training.”

“Why are we both being punished?” I demanded to know.

“Oh, do not play the victim here Mrs Incredible!” Pietro snapped.

“Mrs Incredible is super stretchy, it’s the daughter who has the same powers as me, you idiot!”

“See? You’re further showing me that I made the right decision. I felt bad at first, but now I know that this is the right direction to go in.” Steve raised his voice.“You’re both dismissed.”

“Well, what are the rest of you doing?” Pietro dared to ask.

“We are going to go over all the planning we have done for upcoming missions. Everything has to change because of you two. Now please go.”

I held it together as I left the room, not wanting to appear like a toddler stomping away in a tantrum. It was impossible to get away from Pietro, what with him being ‘the fastest man alive’, but I was going to try. I didn’t need another argument right now, I was upset, needed to be alone. Apparently, I wasn’t going to get that.

“Leave me alone.” I warned Pietro as he followed me.

“I can’t believe this! They’ve kicked us off the team because you always have to say something-”

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

“And to think, they’re going to risk not having me on the team. I help them with everything, I’m a crucial part-”

“Pietro!” I shouted, spinning on my heel to face him. 

His eyes widened at that, glancing down to my clenched up fists, little electric sparks running over them, before looking me in my teary eyes. 

I sighed, relaxing my tense shoulders and hands before leaving. There was no point trying to explain. He wouldn’t understand. We would both get mad, probably fight, the team would have to break us up; I had no energy to do that. Slowly turning away, I was surprised by the silence that followed, Pietro didn’t even follow me. 

I checked the time on the lock screen of my phone, seeing that an hour had passed since I fled from Pietro. It also made me realise how dark the room had become, the sun would set in a few minutes. But I didn’t bother turning on any lights, instead leaning back again on the chair. I was sat in an empty lobby, it was a small room, facing the floor to ceiling window that showed the landscape that surrounded the headquarters. Besides just sitting here, I should have distracted myself. Perhaps put on a film, relax after training, something to take my mind off of things. Instead, I decided to sit with my thoughts.

“H-hey.” I heard Pietro quietly say from the doorway. 

Looking over my shoulder, I didn’t reply, facing the window again when he began walking towards me. He hesitantly turned on a lamp near us, sitting on the chair beside mine. Pietro also looked out of the window, clasping his hands together for a few seconds before fidgeting. I tried to ignore it, though after an hour of peace and nothingness, it became irritating quickly.

“Can you stop?” I blurted out.“Please?”

“Are you annoyed by everything I do?” he asked.

“Not...everything. I just...doesn’t matter, it’s not like you care anyway.”

“That’s not true.”

“I’m not falling for this Pietro.”

“Why are you saying my name?”

“What?”

“You never say my name. Actually, we never say each others names.”

“And why does that matter?”

“It just feels, it feels serious.”

“I mean, we’ve basically been kicked off the team, so yeah, it’s serious.”

“We’ve not been kicked off the team (Y/N).”

“We could be if we don’t get our act together.”

“It won’t go that far-”

“But it could! I can’t believe how calm you are about the whole thing.” I stood, distancing myself from him.“I’ve worked too hard for this. Imagine what would happen if word got out that I was disbanded from the Avengers because of a tiny argument, with a team member who is so narcissistic that he can’t put others before himself!”

I realised I had began ranting, stopping myself before I said anything else hurtful. But by the look of Pietro’s face, it was already too late.

“I...I’m sorry (Y/N).” he never broke eye contact.“And before you say anything, I mean it.”

“Pietro, I-”

“I can see how much this job means to you.”

“It’s my fault too. I always try to outdo you or challenge you.”

“No, don’t be humble.” he got out of his seat, standing in front of me.“It’s almost always my fault that we argue. And I hate myself for it.”

“I don’t understand.”

“I’m usually very good with the ladies.” he grinned, though it disappeared when he realised it wasn’t time to joke.“But not around you apparently. It’s probably because you’re extremely strong and sure of yourself, and I go for a different type, the polar opposite to you.”

“Pietro, I...um...”

“I was really impressed by you when we first met. It made me nervous actually.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, all I can do is run really fast.”

“But, you’ve been on much more missions than I have. Doesn’t that say something?” I hung my head.

“Are you crazy? You’re not on those missions because they don’t need you.”

My head whipped up to see his smile drop.

“I didn’t mean it like that! I meant that those missions are for Avengers like me. The ones they can use over and over without worrying about them being too tired for the next one. What I’m trying to say is, you’re too important.”

“I never thought I would say this, but Pietro, you’re an important part of the team too. I always rose to your challenges because I felt I needed to prove something to the others. I was new, then I was accepted after all my relentless training, but when you and Wanda came along, I instantly became old news. And you didn’t even go through the rigorous regimes like I did, so I just assumed you were better than me.”

“It seems we were both wrong about each other. We were going through a lot of effort to outdo the other when we could have saved that energy for...well, anything else really.”

“Yeah. I suppose so.”

Pietro held his hand out.“Truce?”

I smiled up at him as I shook it.“Truce.”

A cheeky smirk appeared as he raised an eyebrow at me.“Let’s not tell the team about this just yet. I feel like there would be a lot of ‘I told you so’.”

“It’s like you read my mind.”

“And another thing.”

I noticed he was still holding my hand, though they were lowered now, and his grip wasn’t as firm.“Yes?”

“Can we start calling each other by our actual names?”

“I mean, I assumed we would anyway.”

“Oh, good. I just...”

“You just?”

“I just like the way it sounds when you say my name.”

[fruitydemogorgon]

My thoughts on the recent ST socials

(pro-byler analysis ahead)

Stranger Things is releasing on May 27th, in 62 days. Over the past week, the account “strangerthingstv” has posted significantly more than usual.

It started with the “Where we left off (WWLO)" video for Eleven. Using old clips from s3 to highlight her most important plots during the season. Those being;

-Battle at Starcourt

-Lost her powers

-L-words Mike Wheeler

-She’s leaving Hawkins

These are, agreeably, not worth much analysis. The information here has been provided to us prior, and does likely not hint at anything for the next season. Though, if anything, reminding viewers of these plot points may be setting up for plots that will continue to season 4 (which is also likely).

Mike’s was posted soon after hers, but in between this was a post with this caption “this one’s for the nerds in need. tag a friend and tell me which slide they are…i just wanna talk”, followed by a series of pictures of the characters with quotes to encourage viewers to watch the show (Recently, multiple posts have been directed towards new audiences).

It’s possible these have no meaning, and were created by a social media worker, but the captions and photos put chosen are still interesting.

This one could be viewed as anti-m¡leven (with Mike being the friend that views El as just a number).

However, again, it’s unlikely these mean anything.

After this, though, Mike’s “Where we left off” video was posted. Again, highlighting his most important plot points.

-Last summer was eventful

“You’re crazy!”

“Crazy, you wanna see real crazy?”

-Leading with his heart

“So can we please just come up with a new plan because I love her and I can’t lose her again!”

-His BFF and GF are moving

Hugging Will, then El

Unlike El’s video, there were a few things in here that stood out. First of all, this was posted on the 19th of March, with 70 days left until the release of s4. This has been pointed out before, but 7+0=7=Will/Byler.

With that in mind, viewing the video with a Byler-perspective proves interesting. In the first clip, the dialogue repeats the word crazy multiple times. This word has romantic connotations in Stranger Things, and has been used between Mike and Will. So to see it used so much in this clip is interesting.

Then, Mike’s ‘love confession’ which he ‘forgets’. He didn’t lead with his heart, this season. He couldn’t even buy El a gift. He couldn’t even call her. All of Mike's 'love' towards El, where is it? Who does he run to immediately after knowing he hurt them? Who does he stand inches apart from? Yes, he saves El multiple times. He runs to her when she's in injured. But what about when he's hurt her? What about after their breakup, that really contrasts his fight with his best friend?

He lead with his heart, but his heart wasn't to El.

Finally, to enforce that point, "His BFF and GF are moving across the country". Proceeding to show Mike hugging El and Will.

Directly comparing them. Directly comparing them.

Also, wasn't Lucas Mike's best friend? Wasn't Will the person Mike ignored all season?

Even when they're fighting, even when they're caught up in other things, Mike and Will are there for each other.

Posted a day after this was another "Saturday Morning Stranger Things Cartoon" of El flipping the truck. It's unlikely this had any deeper meaning.

Finally, Will's "Where we left off" video.

-Still loves DnD

-His bond with his friends can't be broken

-Unbreakable connection with Upside Down

-Moving to California

A few things here could mean something else.

It's been discussed before that DnD is a key part of Mike and Will's relationship. So, this saying "Still loves DnD, like a lot" could be referencing that he still loves Mike a lot.

Following this is the dialogue between Mike and Will of "not possible". Bylers have come to a consensus that this scene was flirty. The phrase "His bond with his friends can't be broken" could also be viewed as contradicting, because viewers see this season that Will gets excluded quite a lot.

It wasn't touched on much last season, but Will is still connected to the Upside Down. It's still a part of him, and, from the phrase stated, isn't going away. Which, if the show is following the pattern of 1- no Will, 2- Will, 3- no Will, 4- Will, then this season we may learn more about that. Also, the scene of Will throwing up the slug has been used in multiple promo videos recently.

Firstly in his WWLO video, but also in the Stranger Things-Season 1- catch up.

This may be hinting that this scene is important to remember for season 4.

After viewing all three WWLO videos, it's interesting to look at how they're arranged on the page.

Notably, they're in a triangle. In fact, even when the new posts have come, they've still been arranged in a triangle. And, even if everything I said earlier is bs, someone has to have noticed this.

In the new content, too, the triangles are noticeable.

El out of the equation?

Finally, let's look at the dates everything's been posted.

Also, where's everyone elses WWLO videos? We've only gotten El, Mike, and Will's. Very suspicious.

El's WWLO video: March 15th, 74 days

+4 days >

Mike's WWLO video: March 19th, 70 days

+3 days >

Will's WWLO video: March 22nd (his birthday), 67 days.

+2 days >

Season 4 promo images: March 24th, 65 days.

Season 4 promo images #2: March 24th, 65 days.

+1 day >

Season 1 catch-up: March 25th, 64 days.

+1 day >

Haven't Watched Stranger Things?: March 26th, 63 days (4 hours ago).

+1 day ?

Tomorrow is March 27th, two months away from Season 4.

Overall, it's likely the trailer will be released soon. If they continue to follow this pattern, then at least something will be released later today or tomorrow.

Thanks for reading, and happy Stranger Things watching!

[falcqns]

Hii i have this request in mind like Chris Evans x Actress! Singer! Reader like the reader and chris dated for 3y idk but they broke up but the reader always visit chris’ family bc she treated them like family aswell specialy when the reader’s parents died so she spend Christmas there or any occasions bc chris’ family invite her and when chris got a new gf the reader is kinda hurt bc she still love chris but she try to look like she doesn’t care but then she released her new song its called deja vu (by olivia rodrigo) and she release it to her bday so when the song is released the fans knew its abt chris bc of the new gf (chris’ fam doesn’t like the new gf and the fans kinda didn’t support them bc of the girl’s attitude) and chris’ family invites her over bc they want to show the reader something and when the reader got there they surprise her for her bday and congratulate her and turns out chris is there too with his new gf🤨and the reader knew chris’ new gf hated her bc of her look and scott called you all to the living room and watch the mv of the reader’s new song and when the mv ends scott and the fam congratuleted the reader and chris’ gf is giving the reader looks again and chris is noticing it and when the reader is in the kitchen alone getting something chris talk to her and congratulate her and chris’ new gf wrapped her arms around chris and chris tried to stop her to make a scene but she started a scene and scream at the reader but the reader cut her off and embarrassing her and the reader prove the new gf shes first not her (idk if that make sense lol) and the new gf leave(idk you can make her a random name so its not only “new gf”) and the reader and chris talk and they got back together, you can do wha you want at the end this is just so random bc i was listening to deja vu and advance thank you if you do my request! Stay safe! ❤️ and im so sorry if this is so long

Deja Vu

pairing: Chris Evans x singer!reader

warnings: parents death, major angst, fluff. 

a/n: thank you for the request! Hope you enjoy!

You had known Chris since college, when you had met him in your communications class. You two had grown close quickly, and became best friends. 

He brought you home every Christmas Eve, before you would go home to your parents house on Christmas Day. You had always felt like a part of the family, so when your parents passed a way, you turned to him. 

You and your parents were driving home from a Christmas Day church service, when you were hit by a semi truck. It had completely totalled the car, and your parents had died on impact. You had been sitting in the back, and only had a broken leg from where your moms seat had been pushed back into it roughly. 

You had been pulled from the car and sat in a second ambulance, while your parents were transported in another. You knew you'd never forget watching that ambulance door close and drive away, knowing that was the last time you'd ever see them. 

When the police officers asked if there was anyone you could call, you didn't know what to do. Your parents were both only children, so you had no aunts, uncles or cousins. You were an only child too, so you had no siblings, and your grandparents had passed when you were little, your other ones passing before you were born. 

So when the officer asked you, you told him the Evans’ phone number. Lisa picked up on the second ring, and you tearfully explained what had happened as the shock wore off. She immediately said she’d meet you at the hospital, and not to worry, that she and Bob would take care of you. 

You were taken to the hospital and treated for your broken leg. Less than an hour after you arrived, Lisa arrived at the hospital with Chris in tow. They comforted you, and took you home with them. You stayed in Chris’s room for the first few days, and when you were given your own room, you still had a hard time sleeping alone, so Chris ended up in your bed with you most nights, not that he minded. 

You never went back to college, and instead turned to singing as a release from all the pain you were feeling. You started out posting covers on YouTube, and gradually progressed to getting a record deal with Interscope Records, which didn't surprise anyone who knew you. You had immense talent, and your parents used to tell you that they were counting down the days before you were a celebrity. 

When Chris graduated college and told you he was moving to Los Angeles, he convinced you to come with him. Prices were high in LA, and he didn't want to be separated from you for too long, so you joined him. He got to be an actor, and you got to be a singer, which is what you both had wanted since you were younger. 

You went to every one of Chris’s movie premieres, and he attended as many of your live shows as he could. You supported him through all his relationships and his breakups, and played the middle man whenever he and Jenny would fight, up until the very end. You told yourself you did that because you just wanted what's best for him, but you both kind of knew that wasn't the reason at all. 

Throughout your time living together, you friendship grew, as did your feelings for each other. You'd be lying if you didn't have a small crush on him in college, and those feelings only grew as time went on, especially since the two of you decided to only get a one bedroom apartment. Mainly because it was cheap, but also because Chris made a decision a week after your parents death to never allow you to sleep alone because of the nightmares that would occur if he wasn't there.

So, when you won your first award for your first album, named ‘hand in hand’, he kissed you the second you came off the stage with your award in hand. It blew your mind that he felt the same, but you were happy nonetheless. You two began dating that night, and everything was perfect. 

Until, you were invited by 5 Seconds of Summer to be their opening act on their newest tour. You had agreed, and Chris let you go. You two had been dating for over 3 years, and you thought your relationship would be fine. 

You quickly realized however that that wasn't the case, when the two of you started fighting less than two weeks into the tour. The fights weren't anything major, more petty things like ‘did you change the Netflix password’ or ‘why did you take this piece of clothing, that was mine and it was my favourite.’ All around stupid fights. 

You had turned to Calum, who you were closest with, and he consoled you as much as you could. You realized however, that you couldn't be with Chris anymore when he drunk called you in the middle of the night while you were in the UK and got angry with you when you answered and told him to call you back in the morning when he was sober, to which he proceeded to brag that he slept with his co star at the time, Jessica Alba, you freaked out and ended things. 

You got a message from Jessica on instagram the next day letting you know that they did not sleep together, and that she was sorry he even said it. You assured her it was fine, and felt relief.

Relief because you got to the bottom of the situation, but also relief from your relationship. You didn't know what happened in those few weeks, but you knew the relationship was turning toxic, and you wanted to stop it before that happened. Neither you or Chris needed that. You told him you’d find a new place to live, and by the time tour ended, you bought yourself a house in Beverly Hills, and moved out of the apartment.

Chris moved out not long after, and bought his own house. He had tried to stay friends with you, but you didn't want that at that point in time. You were still hurting, and needed time to heal. 

Once you felt ready to date again, you were asked to be Calum’s date to the Peoples Choice Awards, you accepted. You knew Chris would be there, and you were hoping to talk to him, and maybe work it out. He had told you during the break up that he would always wait for you to come back, and that he still loved you, and always would. 

But you knew that wasn't the case when he showed up on the red carpet, with a new actress named Myra Woodfield. You had smiled at him, while trying not to break down inside, but he gave you a dirty look and rolled his eyes at you when Calum wrapped his arm around your waist for a picture. You furrowed your eye brows and took a good look at Myra. 

She looked almost exactly like you. Same build, same hair colour, same eye colour. The only difference is that she was slightly taller than you. You didn't know why he was replacing you, but it hurt. You pushed it out of your head however, and enjoyed the night with your best friend. 

It was a few months later when you were awoken by the constant dinging of your phone. You unlocked it, and saw you had a lot of unread messages from Luke, Ashton, Michael, Calum, and your other best friend Ashe about Chris’s new movie trailer, you sighed. 

You watched the trailer, and sighed when it looked like a recreation of a bunch of moments in your relationship with him, only Myra was in your place. 

Your fans and some of Chris’s had commented on it, and Myra immediately became aggressive with them, and insulted them. She told them that you were a nobody who could make Chris happy, which she was glad about because she made him happy how. 

Within minutes of this happening the hashtag #cancelmyrawoodfield was trending on twitter. You shamelessly went through the tweets and like and retweeted a couple. Then an idea popped in your head.

With a quick google search, you had a plan. 

You had written a new song called Deja Vu after the peoples choice awards, and it was had been recorded a few weeks ago, and you just had to decide on a date to release it, and make a decision on the music video. Her birthday was in about 3 months, which gave you enough time to get everything in place to drop on her birthday. 

Was it evil? Yes. Did you care? Not really. Besides, you inherited your pettiness from your mother and you knew she’d be proud of you. You called your manager and label, and got it planned out. 

When the new music video had been announced, Lisa called you and invited you home to watch it premiere with the family. You accepted, knowing Chris and Myra would be there, and that her birthday would get overshadowed by the release of your music video.

So, three weeks later, you were sitting with Lisa, Bob, Carly, Shanna, Scott, Chris and Myra in Lisa’s living room, waiting for the video to premiere.

Scott had picked you up at the airport earlier in the morning along with Carly and Shanna, and the four of you had a laugh about the face that no one acknowledged Myra’s birthday, not even Chris. It was mean, but no one liked her. 

Lisa absolutely hated her, but didn't want to upset Chris, so you got a call shortly after the PCA’s from her and the two of you ranted about her for a good two hours. 

You watched as the timer counted down from 10, and then the screen turned black. You took a deep breath and watched Chris out of the corner of your eye. 

You had searched for a while for a guy who looked similar to Chris, and you stumbled on Andrew Siwicki. He didn't look exactly like Chris, but it was close enough that everyone would know who the song was about if they didn't already. Andrew was a fan of Chris and hated Myra too, so he was more than glad to help you out. 

The music began to play, and you watched as the black screen faded in on two people walking along the beach, holding hands. 

“Car rides to Malibu Strawberry ice cream One spoon for two And trading jackets Laughing 'bout how small it looks on you,”

The next scene was a recreation of yours and Chris’s first date where you two had a picnic on the beach, and ended up splashing each other with the ocean water. Towards the end, everyone watched as Andrew picked you up and threw you into the water the same way Chris always did. 

You glanced at him, and could have burst into laughter at how uncomfortable Chris looked, but more importantly how angry Myra looked. 

“Watching reruns of Glee Being annoying Singing in harmony I bet she's bragging To all her friends, saying you're so unique, hmm,”

The next scene was you and Andrew (who was dressed as Ransom) on what appeared to be a recreation of the Knives Out set, running around with a dog that looked like Dodger chasing after you, the two of you laughing. The next shot was the two of you kissing behind a trailer, seemingly hiding from production. 

“So when you gonna tell her That we did that too? She thinks it's special But it's all reused That was our place, I found it first I made the jokes you tell to her when she's with you,”

The next scene was the two of you driving through Southern California, in a car that was almost identical to Chris’s. You two were laughing and singing along to the song, your hair whipping around you.

You took a deep breath, knowing this next scene would piss him right off.

“Do you get déjà vu when she's with you? Do you get déjà vu? (Ah), hmm Do you get déjà vu, huh?”

This scene was you, along with the rest of Chris’s family sitting around a living room that looked like the one you were in now, a Christmas tree full of presents in the corner. The camera panned across everyone as everyone was talking and settled on you and Andrew and the two of you recreated the scene where Chris whispered in your ear how much he loved you, and couldn't wait to start a family with you. 

“Do you call her Almost say my name? 'Cause let's be honest We kinda do sound the same,”

The screen showed you and Andrew saying goodbye at the airport, with 5 Seconds of Summer standing behind you. They weren't actually there when you left for tour, but Luke suggested it to piss Chris off, and you had agreed. 

Then there was a small montage of clips from tour, including a shot of Michael elbow dropping Ashton into a pool, which made everyone laugh, except Chris and Myra. The montage was followed up by you sitting on the floor of a dressing room and crying as you sent a text that said “I’m done.”

“Another actress I hate to think that I was just your type,”

Now you were on the red carpet, with Calum right beside you. You both were wearing the same clothes you wore on that night, you hair and makeup recreated perfectly. The camera unfocused on you as you turned and looked at Andrew and an actress named Alexa Morrison, who looked a lot like Myra, and they were recreating Chris and Myra’s actions perfectly. The camera swivelled around and came to rest pointing towards your face, as you looked in shock, and a single tear fell down your face. 

“I'll bet that she knows Billy Joel 'Cause you played her Uptown Girl You're singing it together,”

You were shown watching a movie trailer with Ashe sitting next to you, while you sobbed at what Alexa and Andrew were doing. You looked at the camera and began singing the song, while Ashe and everything else around you was frozen.

“Now I bet you even tell her How you love her In between the chorus and the verse (ooh) (I love you),”

You were sat on the bed in Chris’s red flannel that you had stolen before leaving for tour, and you were writing in the notebook aggressively with tears rolling down your face and singing.

“So when you gonna tell her That we did that too? She thinks it's special But it's all reused That was the show we talked about Played you the song she's singing now when she's with you,”

You were now being shown sitting on the couch, and watching Andrew run across the TV screen dressed as Captain America, an ice cream tub in your hand. You were wearing sweats and a t shirt, your hair in a messy bun.

“Do you get déjà vu when she's with you? Do you get déjà vu? Oh Do you get déjà vu?”

The camera circled around you before transitioning to the next scene. 

“Strawberry ice cream in Malibu Don't act like we didn't do that shit too You're trading jackets like we used to do (Yeah, everything is all reused),”

You were shown laying down in bed, and your eyes closing before an image of you and Andrew danced, dressed as Steve and Peggy in endgame, a scene Chris always told you the two of you would recreate one day. You had called Hayley and asked if it was okay, and she immediately said yes, and even came and watched you do the scene.

“Play her piano, but she doesn't know (oh, oh) That I was the one who taught you Billy Joel (oh) A different girl now, but there's nothing new (I know you get déjà vu),”

When your eyes opened, you were sitting at your piano, and playing while singing along. 

“I know you get déjà vu I know you get déjà vu,”

Suddenly, the piano disappeared, and you were left standing in an empty living room as the screen faded to black. 

The entire room burst into cheers as the video ended, except for Myra, who looked like she was going to murder you, and Chris who just clapped with a tight lipped smile. 

Later that night after all the kids had gone to bed and Lisa was driving Bob home,  Scott had pulled you into the kitchen under the pretences of ‘helping him fix a drink’, which ended up just being the two of you gossiping about Chris and Myra, and the music video.

Suddenly, Chris walked in, and nodded for Scott to leave. You cleared your throat and ignored him.

“That was a good song, and an amazing music video.” He said. “I can see you're just getting more and more talented as time-” He began, as you rolled your eyes, and looked at him. 

“What do you want?” You asked bluntly. 

“I just wanted to congratulate you.” He said, and you were about to open your mouth, when Myra came slinking in the room with an evil look on her face. 

“Nice job, Y/N. I’m glad I could inspire your music video.” She said sarcastically, and you could tell Chris was about to defend you, but you opened your mouth first. 

“Well, I’m glad I had such a snake like bitch to draw inspiration from,” You said, and heard Scott, his siblings burst into laughter in the living room. Myra’s jaw dropped and she turned to look at him. You looked up at Chris, who was leaning up against the counter, and biting back a smile.

“You’re just going to let her talk to me like that?” She asked, and Chris sighed.

“Myra, don't start. Not now.” He said, she scoffed. 

“I knew you still loved her. Only a pathetic loser could love someone as ugly and untalented as her.” She spat, and Chris growled. You felt tears welling up in your eyes, and you ran out of the room, your drink abandoned on the counter. 

You ran into your bedroom, where you shut the door, and fell onto the bed in tears. 

Back in the kitchen, Chris had gotten in Myra’s face, and was yelling.

“DON’T YOU DARE TALK TO HER LIKE THAT! SHE’S BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT IN HER LIFE, AND I WON’T ALLOW YOU TO ADD TO THAT!” He screamed, as Scott, Carly, and Shanna ran to the door, unsure of what to do. “SHE IS SO TALENTED, WAY MORE TALENTED THAN YOU! YOU’RE THE REASON PRODUCTION TOOK SO DAMN LONG, IT TOOK FOREVER TO GET A PERFORMANCE OUT OF YOU! YOU OPENLY INSULTED HER AND HER FANS HOURS AFTER YOU WERE ANNOUNCED TO BE IN THIS MOVIE, AND THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO COME TO ME CRYING BECAUSE YOUR LITTLE FEELINGS GOT HURT!” He screamed, and Shanna ran and backed Chris away from her. 

“YOU’RE MY BOYFRIEND! AND ITS MY BIRTHDAY, YET HERE YOU ARE, CONGRATULATING HER FOR A SHITTY MUSIC VIDEO!” Myra screamed, and it was Scott’s turn to get in her face. 

“You need to leave. If you don't we’re going to call the cops.” He stated, and Myra rolled her eyes before storming out of the house. 

Scott turned back to Chris, and was shocked when he saw him in tears. 

“You need to work shit out with Y/N. It’s clear the two of you are still in love, and you need to figure it out as adults,” Scott said, his sisters nodding. Chris took a deep breath, and looked at your closed bedroom door.

Chris walked up to your bedroom door, and took a deep breath before entering the room where he used to sleep in every night.

He opened the door, and saw you curled up in a ball on the bed, your body still shaking. He smiled sadly, and walked into the room, closing the door behind him. He sat on the bed behind you, and rubbed your back gently. 

“I’m sorry. Not just for what Myra said, but for everything. For breaking your heart, and for causing you so much pain. I didn't realize how much I was missing you too until we watched that music video and I saw how truly broken you were. I never noticed that before now. And I’m sorry I didn't. If I’d have, I could have fixed this sooner, and we could be together right now.” He said.

You furrowed your brows at his last sentence and sat up.

“W-What?” You asked, and Chris moved closer. He wrapped his arms around you and pulled you into a hug. 

“I still love you. So so much.” He smiled, and a tear rolled down his face. “You're my entire world, and not having you here is slowly breaking me apart. I didn't know just how much until today, but I can't live another day without you.” He said. “I’m so sorry I hurt you baby.” He sobbed, and his head buried itself into your hair. Your body shook with sobs too, and you turned around to face him.

“I love you too.” You sobbed out. “I never should have ended things, but-” You said, but were cut off by Chris’s lips on yours, and you felt yourself melting into it.

He pulled away a few seconds later. “Don't. It was my fault, not yours. I am so sorry, and I am going to spend the rest of my life making up for it, I promise.” He said, as he stood the two of you up and led you out of the room, and to his.

“Where are we going?” You asked, and Chris pressed a kiss to your cheek.

“I have to grab something.” He said. He opened his closet, and grabbed something out of the top corner before turning to you. 

“I said I planned on spending the rest of my life making it up to you, and I plan on keeping that promise.” He said, as he got down on one knee. You gasped, as he opened the box and your dream engagement ring was inside. “I want you for the rest of my life, and the next. Will you marry me?” he asked, tears pouring down his face, just like yours.

You nodded enthusiastically, and Chris stood up. He placed the ring on your ring finger and scooped you up. “I love you,” You choked out, and Chris sobbed harder into you. 

“I love you too, and I’m never letting you go.”

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[starryevermore]

i had an idea for actress!reader and chris: the tiktok trend where you walk in on you bf/gf naked to see their reaction but it actress!reader and chris. so she does it to him while on a conference call during quarantine because duh and then he gets her back later that day. maybe that’s how she go pregnant 🤭

i did a bad thing

showmance ✧ a chris evans anthology | ao3

pairing: chris evans x actress!reader

word count: 837

warnings?: implied smut, accidentally posting a tiktok

note: this takes place during the hell year that was 2020.

It had been your publicist's idea. Well, sort of. Ever since the world had shut down because of the virus, you weren't able to work as you usually would. Thankfully, you had just finished filming a movie before everything closed, so it wasn't as if you were in the same panic mode that some of your friends were in. But, it still stopped you from taking on other jobs. So in an effort to make sure that you kept up appearances, your publicist had suggested you make a TikTok account. Apparently, it was as if the entire world had flocked to the app while in quarantine, including many celebrities.

You had been hesitant, of course. You had always been on the more private side of things. You liked having a healthy work-life separation. But, after spending a week on the app, you decided to take the plunge. You jumped into a few challenges, gaining a sizable following pretty quickly given your already dedicated fanbase.

The TikToks that did the best, though, were the ones that featured your boyfriend, Chris. Chris was perhaps more private than you, so whenever he agreed to show up in a couples challenge or would appear in the background, people would go wild. Ever since his first appearance, your comments became flooded with people asking to appear in more videos.

Which brought you to where you are today. Stark ass naked, holding your phone out to be recording the hallway in front of you, sneaking up to surprise Chris.

Well, okay, that deserves more of an explanation. A trend that you'd been seeing a lot on your fyp was where one member of a couple would get naked and surprise their partner, recording the partner's reaction. It was cute and usually funny to see the overtop ways the partner would react. And, well, you wanted to see what Chris's reaction would be.

He was on a conference call, which was the perfect opportunity to strike. You knew he was near the end of it, hearing him starting to wrap things up, but his agent kept bringing up things that needed discussed. As his agent brought up something new, you pushed the door open, revealing yourself to him, pouting slightly as you asked, "Baby, aren't you nearly done?"

His mouth open, and his pretty blue eyes looked nearly black as her pupils were blown with lust. "Hey, I'm gonna have to call you back," he said into the phone. "Something's come up."

You giggled as he hung up the phone, pushing back from his desk and walking towards you faster than you expected. "It's for a TikTok," you giggled, raising the phone higher for him to see.

"You and that damn app," he said, shaking his head. "Can't complain, I guess, when it's got you walking up to me like that."

You quickly ended the video, sensing where things were heading, and smiled up at him. "So, you gonna do something about it, pretty boy?"

"Damn right I am," he growled, wrapping an arm around you and tugging you close. You leaned against him, not noticing the way you thumb pressed against the "post" button.

It wasn't until hours later, as you snuggled against Chris's chest, thoroughly wore out, that you learned of your mistake. You were scrolling through your missed notifications, noticing what seemed like a million missed called from your publicist. You frowned, deciding to listen to one of her voicemails, where she shrieked about you posting something...scandalous? What the hell was she talking about?

But, as you went to your messages, noticing that Sebastian sent you a TikTok link followed by "wtf.", you realized your mistake.

"Hey, babe, why did Mackie just text me about getting lucky tonight?" Chris asked, shaking you from your thoughts.

"Well..." you said, dragging out your words. "Remember how I was filming a TikTok earlier?"

"Uh huh."

"Well, I might have accidentally posted it, and now people are freaking the fuck out."

He pulled away to get a better look at you, blinking slowly. "They...didn't see your...nakedness, did they?"

"No, but they did see your reaction to my nakedness."

"Oh shit."

"And that was hours ago, so it's not I can take it down..."

"Cause then people would freak out even more," Chris finished. "I mean, at least it was a trend though, right? If you don't say anything about it, people probably won't bring it up after a while..."

"Baby, you have no idea how much these folks lust after you, they're never going to forget it. Hell, people still tease Seb about all the lube jokes he made years ago."

Chris thought for a moment, before letting out a low laugh and said, "Well, hey, maybe if we get a baby out of it, then it's probably not that bad."

You giggled, shaking your head. "In that case, think you can go another round? Better make sure our chance of getting pregnant is as high as possible."

"Say no more."