#v yaps

[butchdykecxck]

I don't think I have the words to describe how healing dating a femme lesbian really is

[keycompany]

crunch10 has been plaguing my brain so lets get into their albums:

TWIST - 5 tracks, 19:31 runtime

1. Them Eyes / 2:34 m / talking shit about the government and experiences with paranoia about the future

2. What’s its name? / 3:12 m / about being misgendered and transphobia in general (Jumper is trans!)

3. It’s The F*cking Agenda / 1:23 m / a list of shit wrong with the world

4. Shoot-out / 2:05 m / anti-war

5. That Way Madness Lies / 10:57 m / about paranoia and other mental health issues. starts off coherent but eventually dissolves into screaming

Hunting Season - 13 tracks, 60:28 runtime

1. Haven’t You Fucked With Her Enough? / 2:10 m / about weird men that stalk their ex’s/catcall women

2. Utilize / 3:03 m / explaining the benefits of DIY

3. Notice How You Suck / 1:32 m / yelling about authority and people abusing their power

4. The Bullet Flies / 3:57 m / about police brutality and how all cops are bastards

5. Ivory Fur Coats / 2:19 m / eat the rich

6. Napkins / 1:07 m / about having to work 2+ jobs just to survive

7. Guys Give The Best Head / 2:21 m / sex workers and the disrespect towards them

8. intermission / roughly 3-5 minutes it depends / drum solo

9. Shits And Giggles / 2:47 m / anti-bullying

10. Eat, Fuck, Die / 1:09 m / about the difference between “surviving” and “living” life

11. An Apple A Day Keeps The Kids At Bay / 3:29 m / government control and the american school system

12. Shits And Giggles - demo

13. Oh Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo? / 4:01 m / really fucked up love song? like through really horrifying metaphors and generally doesnt make sense. it was written while Jumper was high on acid. theres a really chaotic guitar solo like about halfway through

14. Notice How You Suck - demo

[gammija]

the real reason tmagp is on break 'til april 11th is so sam can observe ramadan without being chased by a murderous clown blob

[s-guacamolearts]

Out of bounds

[havent-thought-of-a-name-lmao]

happy pride to alloaros actually, including cishet alloaros. i know i'm aroace so idk if this means anything but i'm wishing y'all a very "people being normal about the interaction of your aromanticism and allosexuality" forever and ever

(btw please don't tag this as asexual/aroace, i know Aroace Mentioned but i will hit you with my laser eyes.)

[spacedlexi]

i thought we were gonna kiss up here are you still not over your dead girlfriend

[sushiisiu]

hii siu! you can ignore this if you dont feel like it but do you think you could post your most recent doodle of stan here, please? 🙇‍♀️ i have not stopped thinking about him in his football gear waaugghhh im SO in love & i wish i had seen him when i was first getting into sp bc maybe then i wouldnt have been so mean 2 jock stan 😔 but like i think i really get it now, he is suuuch a cutieeee 💙 you captured how multifaceted stan truly is in that art too and i just wanted to thank you okkkkk i support jock stan now 🫡 🫶

🫡🫡 i luv jock stan its so gap moe for him to be the star quarterback + it contrasts w kyle being the nerd with his straight A grades. also im glad you think so cus i could honestly talk all day abt his different traits like caring about animals to the degree of commiting borderline terrorism (whale whores, fun w veal, etc) or his tendency to always go for songwriting when hes upset or that he mopes the most out of the group bc hes emotionally sensitive

[pathologicalreid]

hello people of tumblr i just got my master’s degree

[mintytealfox]

I was reminded of this on Twitter How the Golden Cave eyeball is EVERYWHERE with Fool's Gold stuff

THEN I remembered when Norton suddenly had green eyes instead of his brown for a second there and I was like "uh were they going to go the route of him being possessed after/during the mining 'accident' but back tracked??

also side note THERE USED THE BE GHOULS THAT WOULD THROW GOLD AT YOU?????????????????????????? ON THE GOLDEN CAVE MAP??????

and interesting that they say 'false rumors' here:

I wanna DIG into all this and start yappin 👀

[butchdykecxck]

get you a girl who constantly reminds you that the world is good and life is good and enjoying things is good

[keycompany]

modern au paul’s in my brain so time to drop some info. lets establish his family dynamic first:

paul's Ma is named mary so thats what ill call her. he has two little sisters, kelly (5-6) and jenny (12-13). his dad's name is charles

charles is a fucking deadbeat. all he does is get drunk and complain about everything under the sun. he retired when paul got into high school and since then he just rapidly declined (he was always an ass but in terms of being an alcoholic). the only reason he keeps paul around is bc hes the only one that has a job, and he basically does all the house work. they have a HORRIFIC relationship and paul only interacts with him bc he cant stand being away from mary and his sisters

mary grew up and is VERY religious. she attends church every sunday, theres crosses all around the house, scolds the kids if they use the lord's name in vain, etc. very textbook christian Lord Lover. but shes also not very There. nobody knows what it is. she’s capable of taking care of herself (barely) but not 3 children. (paul guesses its bc she didnt sign up to throw her life away to raise 3 kids and marry an idiot)

anyway, since mary is religious (and he lives in fucking Georgia) paul grew up religious. during high school's when everything kind of Hits him. why does he have to work every day to support his family? why is he dirt poor when theres people that arent? he Doesnt Understand so thats when the relationship [with religion] gets complicated. he loves his ma more than anything in the world, but hes confused and lonely and doesnt see why shes not as mad as he is.

his angry phase fades pretty fast cuz he isnt an angry person, but thats when the crushing guilt sets in. this is around the time he starts meeting crash, burke, and ken (he met joe in middle school, joe meets them when he goes to college, the rest is history). theyre all going to university and they get to leave home and experience life while hes stuck in Fucking Georgia taking care of his kid sisters and ma and trying to keep the family afloat. the Guilt is because he's so jealous of them, but he doesnt get jealous. hes never been a jealous person. he shouldnt envy the people he loves so why does he?

he just doesnt see how any of its fair, and his entire life his ma is saying its God's plan and that this is meant to happen, theyre meant to live off dollar store food and second hand clothes and theyre meant to live in a house thats falling apart and paul's supposed to have a horrible fucking dad and sisters that wont ever see the beach or know anything other than being fucking poor and hes guilty. so guilty about thinking all of that. so guilty about not being able to do anything about it

[flare-the-freak]

taps mic, i have an MD hot take/rant

(Mostly about the fandom)

EVERYONE NEEDS TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT. It's actually *insane* how much negativity there is. "Oh new ep sucked and was so "MLP power of friendship" okay cool good for you except you bitched about a possibly tragic ending before so I don't wanna hear it! "Uzi is so cringe!" cool good for you, that's been the entire show (in the most positive way possible) and maybe she's just not for you. "Oh nuzi was just fanservice" if you believe that I'm going to need to understand show was pre-written, nothing changed besides the vampire storyline for Disassembly Drones. You don't ship it? Good for you! Don't harass others and *certainly don't fucking doxx liam TWICE.* "Oh i hate envy and they can't ship it anymore it's not canon" that's the beauty of shipping, you can ship whatever you want!! (Within reason ofc) and don't harass those who do ship it. if they aren't going after others, don't go after them.

The toxic shippers need to CHILL the fuck out, and this is coming from a SUPER big Nuzi shipper. I am over the moon that they're canon, but both sides fucking SUCK. you all constantly make the other out to be the worse when you both equally suck. Instead of dedicating your life to hating on fictional robots holding hands, you're gonna need to go touch grass and maybe go hold hands with a ship you hate. I've gotten *death threats* for the record, for shipping Nuzi, told it was delusional and weird etc etc, so I'm coming from a place of experience.

My envy friend? Gotten told off and shit for shipping envy. It's literally a two way battle y'all, you all just don't *want* to see the other side.

If a ship of two robots that is LEGAL bothers you that much, you need to get the fuck off the internet and go to therapy.

[ashipiko]

🫶 obligatory niko post

[togament]

you feel togame’s larger hand rest on top of yours while you’re both sitting next to each other. you look over to him and it’s like he’s not affected by it at all, scrolling through his phone without sparing you a glance. your heart breaks a little but you swear you feel his grip tighten slightly when you attempt to move away (you think he did it on accident and hasn’t noticed)

…unbeknownst to you, his heart’s already beating a mile a minute and he prays you don’t feel the sweat forming on his palm.

[havent-thought-of-a-name-lmao]

been trying to figure out how to word this but my brain isn't good. but uh. seeing accessibility products advertised as being "for seniors" fucking sucks. it feels like it just reinforces that "you're too young" bullshit. "this isn't for you, it's for the people that need it. the people it's made for." fuck off with that before i hit you with my damn cane lmfao.

[blanze]

So I play Dislyte pretty regularly and the design for the Poseidon character is just so... IHAD to do it!

The Hades one had to go through a more extreme makeover to make it feel more Nico-esque though (it has a couple subtle design nods to Velinxi's Young Gods AU too!)

This was supposed to be a take on @percico-nicercy-events 's fest btw, Day 5: Undersea Prince Percy and Underworld Prince Nico but yeah, I'm way behind;;

Next up is a 14 panel comic!