#wank bank

[sitp-recs]

can you rec your favorite dirtiest kink fics? can be drarry or rare pairs…no me importa

Sure thing, anon! This list might be shorter than expected because imho not every kinky fic is intentionally written to be dirty/“wank bank” material. Sometimes hot smut is not kinky at all, and some kinky fics can get so angsty and introspective they feel more like a character study if that makes sense? Then again, kinky smut addressing trauma might be even hotter because it’s emotional (see also: Ruinsplume’s works, my jam!). Long story short I think it all becomes very subjective so I hope this very personal rec list makes sense to other people!

I’m happy that you’re open to rare pairs bc I rarely rely on Drarry for pure filth lol maybe because I’m emotionally attached to them? Who knows, not me 🤣 in any case I’ve done multiple smut reclists for Drarry in the past (including kinky fics), you can find them all here. Lastly, if you’re into Newt/Percival (from Fantastic Beasts) then I strongly recommend checking Miss_LV, especially Ravishing. Enjoy!

A Case of You by ruinsplume (Scorbus + Albus/James)

A Lesser Magic by @lqtraintracks (Draco/Albus)

Belonging series by slashpervert (Scorbus + Harry/Scorpius)

Beg and A Working Night, anon (Harry/Teddy/Draco, Teddy/others)

Charlie Weasley's Fuck Autobiography by @lqtraintracks (Charlie/Teddy/Harry/Draco, Charlie/Bill)

Daddy’s Little Girl by tryslora (Draco/Lily Luna/Neville)

Dirty series by slashpervert (Harry/Fred/George, Harry/others)

Euphoria by birdsofshore (Scorbus + Dralbus)

Is This It by MillicentMakepeace (Draco/Ron)

It Started in the Shower by chickenlivesinpumpkin (Drarry) - cw: dub/non-con

it's brutal out here by @dracoladon and @lazywonderlvnd (Draco/Charlie, Draco/Others)

Just One More Secret by marguerite_26 (Harry/Sirius)

Keep your hands on me by @tenthousandyearsx (Drarry + Draco/Others)

Pretty Baby Universe by literaryspell (Drarry)

Sweet and Crafty, Soft and Sly by tamlane (Charlie/nieces)

There's love if you want it by RedHorse (Harry, Sirius + Harry/Others)

To the Vagaries of the Young by secretsalex (Draco/Albus)

Utter Cockslut (A Worthy Cause) by Lokifan (Drarry + Draco/Others)

Bonus: Must read Kinkuary collections

Kinktober 2020 by M0stlyVoid

Kinkuary 2023 by @wolfpants

Kinkuary 2023 by iota_after_dark

[rightintheghoulies]

Anyone for a snakity snack?

[ineffectualdemon]

Shen Qingqiu and Kim Dokja need a joint intervention but I think Shang Qinghua and Han Sooyoung should be drinking/murder buddies

Like no. I really want them to get drunk and have a long discussion about writing and selling out and their relationship with gender

They can also kill some people

As a treat

[mrsaltieri-real]

Mickey def pleasures himself after a kill. Tell me I'm wrong lol.

I will NOT tell you you’re wrong because you’re completely fucking right.

Dude is bursting through the seam of his jeans during the lead up, the chasing, whilst he’s killing and when evading the police/fleeing the scene of the crime. Honestly, he was probably somewhat hard during the events of Scream 2 like, ALL the time.

You’re right. My man just goes to town on himself after a kill whilst thinking about it, covered in the blood of his victim, touching the wounds they left on him while trying to defend themselves.

What a disgusting, depraved, nasty cunt. I love him so much.

Sick fuck INDEED.

[marky4l]

any thoughts on mark to spare... of the nsfw nature... pls...,

this ask has been snoozing in my inbox for centuries and now I feel a bit more capable to answer it. nsfw under the cut also this was going to be a headcanon but I’m sorry. I needed to write a drabble its like my nature tbh

quick rundown fwb mark andddd yes

you’d always been curious, but this is your first time asking. your arm reaches out, fingertips shoving against the rough stubble of your best friend’s cheek, lying down beside you.

“why do you take so many pictures of me?” it’s not like you don’t allow it—in fact, you encourage it at times, to get a rise out of him.

his gaze switches over to you, a brief distraction from the book he’d been reading. “pictures… like, pictures of you eating and goofing off?”

your face flushes and you feel warm. best friends is clearly not the label to go by in this discussion. your passive face answers the question and he pipes up again. “oh, you mean why do i take my phone out all the time when i’m blowing your back out?”

“so much for keeping it pg-13,” you mumble, hiding under the blanket. his hand finds your waist and he tugs you, with his annoyingly remarkable strength, onto his side. your panties dampen from the show of strength but you stay quiet, playing with the drawstrings of his hoodie.

he dog-ears the page and sets it on his table. “it’s my wank bank,” he says simply. your legs maneuver so they’re wrapped around his thigh, and you slowly move onto the material of his sweatpants. he laughs into your hair, pushing his glasses off. “jesus, are you wet because i said the words wank bank? i kinda expected the opposite from you.”

you rut harder, whining. “can you shut up?”

“you want to see it, don’t you?”

the silence is telling for you both, and in seconds, he’s pulling out his phone. you burrow into his bare chest, already feeling hesitant at allowing yourself to see this, and he tuts, flexing his thigh so you can feel more friction. “don’t be shy, take a look.”

you sigh and crack your eyes open, suddenly wishing you never had. you’re looking at several—and that’s a massive understatement—pictures and videos of you and mark in various compromising positions. your eyes land on one, zeroing onto it, and he seems to notice, clicking on it and letting the video autoplay. you remember this day vividly: mark had been gaming, playing call of duty the entire day, and had taken out the victory of winning on your poor self.

you can’t help but grind harder, watching yourself in the video—the way you beg for mark to slow down, the way his dick is stretching your pussy out. you can almost feel it. your hands find purchase wrapped around his forearm and he drops the phone, watching you rut onto his thigh.

“could you go any faster?” he mumbles teasingly, a free hand coming up to rub against your drool slick lips. you groan, losing all shame and fully grinding against him. the friction between the seat of your underwear, your cunt, and his sweats is too much, and your mouth parts in a dazed, drawn out whimper.

“who knew you were good enough to get yourself off on my thigh like a good pet?” he hums. “budge up, sweetheart. knees.”

and when you’re slinking onto the floor, pulling his sweats down to mouth at his cock, you almost giggle at the shutter sounds coming from his phone above you.

[dewitty1]

[mastcrmarksman]

( stephen thinks he texted wong... he did not. early days sillies? )

[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person

A text from Doctor Strange isn't the most unusal, they've known each other for a few years. They worked in the same Avengers circles, while the overlap was smaller given an archer isn't normally needed for mystic work (even if the bow fits right in with a Ren Faire).

However what is unusual is the content of the text, which confirms something that he had been wondering. Stephen Strange isn't straight. That's a piece of information his brain will be holding onto tightly. This is fantastic news to him, for him.

[ Contact ; Stephen S. ⸺ Note ; Doctor Stranger Things🔮 Cute. ]

[ sent ] ⸺ who is so hot?

[ sent ] ⸺ cause id like to be the judge of that

[ sent ] ⸺ i think i have great taste in men

[ sent ] ⸺ how hot we talking?

[ sent ] ⸺ scale of fluttery butterflies to wank bank

Well, since he's texting Clint like one of the girls, it's definitely not about himself; which may be an egotastical thought of his, but a man can have his pride about his body, right?

[sitp-recs]

Masterclass in smut 🔥

Happy Friday everyone! As promised, here’s a multishipper/multi-fandom smutty reclist with my personal wank bank favorite ships doing the nasty and being 100% unapologetic about it. I could maybe split these between 2 categories, evocative and downright problematique filth - y por que no los dos??? Naturally, everything’s (very) Explicit here. Bon Appétit my horniessss

Has the Touch by professorfangirl (Bond/Q, 007, 2k) - the sexiest, most intimate and organic smut I’ve ever read, #writing goals

Bond is good with his hands.

Slip Free of My Grasp by @lqtraintracks (Harry/Sirius, HP, 3.5k) - 1st person pov goals, sinful and redeeming at once. This Sirius holds my heart

I don't want to be bad for him. I want to do bad things and still be, somehow, inexplicably, good.

Sardines by @shiftylinguini (Scorbus + Jeddy, HP, 4k) - a masterpiece with impeccable atmosphere, no one has ever made borderline incest feel so light & playful

It’s bad enough his cock is hard from listening to the impromptu midnight pornography of his brother getting off; Albus is not going to add seeing it to the list of reasons why he lost his mind, and presumably his eyesight, on the eve of his grandmother's seventieth.

Tremolo by Lilsoshie, marose (Tony/Peter, MCU, 4.3k) - stream of consciousness smut with insatiable Tony and exhausted af Peter

“You’re gonna ride me,” Tony decides, easing his fingers free and cherishing the unhappy whine the move inspires. “Up, come on.”

The Lies We Live With by @bixgirl1 (Jeddy, HP, 5k) - peak angsty smut, just the tip has never hurt this much :(

It doesn’t really count… is almost always followed by a lie, James learns, growing up.

Honeyboy by dollylux (Wincest, Supernatural, 6k) - filthy underage semi-public incest, see y’all in hell 🤠

While John's running an errand in the backwoods in Louisiana, Sam finds a way to keep Dean occupied. (Sex kitten!Sammy and trying-so-hard-to-be-good-in-public-and-failing!Dean.)

Ravishing by Miss_Lv (Newt/Percival, Fantastic Beasts, 7.6k) - give me dead dove like this or give me nothing!!!

Theseus holds a dinner party at his home and once Newt plays his part, he escapes, unaware he has an admirer following him.

Toeing the Line by @shiftylinguini (Tedrarry, HP, 8k) - nothing gets me more into Harry/Teddy than watching Harry watch Draco fuck Teddy. Filthy & sweet but really, this is here for the brilliant title plus daddy kink

Draco wasn’t sure why watching his partner fuck Teddy until he screamed was somehow less morally iffy for Harry than just doing it himself, but Draco wasn’t about to judge. Not when he was balls deep, anyway.

Only As Directed by rageprufrock (Hartwin, Kingsman, 12k) - possessive love is knowing how to share :)

“Arthur is a bad man,” Roxy had said. “Fucking tell me about it,” Eggsy had muttered, and gone to put on the tarty trousers Harry had picked out for him like a fucking high-end pimp.

Burned Silk, Buckled Leather by @ruinsplume (Sirius/Draco, HP, 12k) - stunning catharsis smut, liberating and full of kink positivity

When Sirius discovers a down-and-out Draco Malfoy lurking around the edges of a Muggle kink club, he thinks he knows just what Draco needs. He isn't expecting to run into some long-buried needs of his own.

Euphoria by birdsofshore (Scorbus + Dralbus, HP, 22k) - my go-to wank material, dilf Draco can step on my face anytime

A fire is prickling in the pit of my belly. I feel a little like I'm watching this happening to someone else. Al's sitting there, reeking of another man's sweat and come. He looks miserable and anxious... but also well-fucked. I look at his mussed hair, his bitten lips. I've never wanted him more.

From Thy Bounty by feyrelay, natureboy (Tony/Peter, MCU, 32k) - masterclass in both building and resolving sexual tension

Tony’s eyes are always dark, but now there's almost no iris left. He looks hollowed out. There’s something terribly hungry there, despite the feast they've filled themselves on.

Sötnos by Miss_Lv (Newt/Percival, Fantastic Beasts, 37k) - exquisite world building, blows my mind every time

Newt was expelled from Hogwarts but his parents managed to get him into another school, Durmstrang. There, Newt is taken under wing by the kind Professor Graves, who teaches him everything he needs to know about making new friends.

Heart Toward the Highway by Edwardina (Jo Harvelle/John Winchester, Supernatural, 43k) - the only F/M story you’ll ever need to read, I promise

Jo, fresh out of high school, has left home and wound up on the road with John, trying to learn the ropes from someone who isn't exactly sharing and caring. John, distant and impatient, isn't really a partner, friend, or role model -- which means that Jo's gotta get all stupid and hot for him. Their stoic apprenticeship starts to unravel as Jo starts to run out of clothes and John can't ignore her anymore.

Breezeblocks by hellhoundsprey (Supernatural RPF, 59k) - I have no idea how I found this, I don’t even read RPF. if you’re into cuckolding + humiliation: it doesn’t get any better than this

After months of doubts and suspicions, Jake ends up catching his husband red-handed when he comes home early one Friday afternoon. A/B/O

[hairtusk]

why am i getting pregnancy kink shit (pregnant women's stolen photos !!) on my for you tag because i occasionally look in motherhood tags, you fuckers are legitimately pure evil and i hate you !!!!

[daenerys-targaryen]

i am once again asking you guys to let people have opinions and be critical of taylor and act normal about it.

[notahorseindisguise]

felt pretty today sorry :3

[chelscait]

woah these prices are extortionate for sweden tickets

[hom3land3r]

Darling? I hope this finds you in good taste. I took the liberty of borrowing your cape for it, I didn't think you'd mind. Happy Valentine's day my love.

Definitely don’t mind. Nope. Maybe you should borrow it more often, just a thought.

Now how about you get over here…

[solarisstyles]

Just saw a comment on TikTok that Harry definitely talks you through a orgasm and I —

[topguncortez]

can my fyp stop showing glen thirst traps my meds make me not whoreknee and it’s frustrating

[nugulover69]

Sopping wet pussy