#wasabi says some dumb shit

[moseyed]

man this fandom dead as hell,,, and that’s a good thing

[lesbian-honey-lemon]

top ten smartest characters in BH6, my ranking:

1- Hiro Hamada. Of course he’s at the top, lol. Not only did he outsmart Obake, he also came up with everyone’s hero gear, coded Baymax’s other chips besides Tadashi’s, made a working energy amplifier (that didn’t immediately explode) in like two days with only Krei’s failed prototype to go off of, and HE IS IN SFIT AT 14. Of course he’s the smartest. Also he’s made other robots completely on his own like the microbots and Mini-Mac. He also comes up with most of the battle plans for BH6, and helped cure Liv Amara alongside Karmi.

2- Obake/ Bob Aken. First off, he was also in SFIT as a teen. My headcanon was that he started attending at 16, and Karmi’s like a week younger than him (so she’s technically still the 2nd youngest person to ever go to SFIT). Also!! He was the FIRST to make an energy amplifier, with absolutely nothing to go off of. His was the first, and honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if Krei’s amplifier was based off of Obake’s amplifier. Yes the amplifier exploded immediately but he was still the first. And of course, as an adult, he made a shit ton of advanced tech. He made Trina, the most advanced AI in the whole BH6-verse (even better than Baymax because she’s basically indistinguishable from a human and can make her own decisions outside of her original purpose), he made an underwater base, a bunch of other robots, and was able to follow Shimamoto’s clues to rebuild the star machine. Also he managed to play Hiro and the rest of BH6 like a damn violin and would have succeeded if it wasn’t for Globby.

3- Honey Lemon. Honey Lemon is a goddamn genius and I will die on this hill. Her chem-purse has the INDIVIDUAL ELEMENTS. So in battle, she has to legitimately think up and type in a chemical formula to make the compound to use. So she’s gotta have some MAJOR chemistry skill, an excellent memory, and wicked fast reaction time. She also found a way to cure Globby. Also let’s not forget that time she made a literal amnesia serum in like two minutes for Hiro to give to Karmi when she thought that Karmi was onto them. Also, she did uncover Lenore Shimamoto’s secret life as a scientist alongside Wasabi, and Lenore hid that shit really well.

4- Tadashi. Honestly, Tadashi and Honey Lemon are almost tied for third, but Honey Lemon’s a little smarter. He probably got into SFIT early too, cause he couldn’t have been that old. He was probably in at like 17 and died at 20. Also, he made Baymax, one of the most advanced AIs to ever exist, plus the actual robot is rlly advanced too. So just for building Baymax, he can have this spot, because of how advanced Baymax is. Although running into a burning building was kind of a dumb move.

5- Karmi. Karmi’s actually pretty gifted and you all are unnecessarily hating on this poor girl. She’s 16 and at SFIT, and while my headcanon is that she only got in a week younger than the third youngest student, she’s still the second youngest to ever go to SFIT. She also was able to observe BH6 close enough to write moves that could actually work with their gear, which allowed them to escape Momakase and save Karmi herself. Also, she’s made some epic tech. She made the patches to subdue Oreo Knox, which Di Amara later used for her own evil work. She also did that project with the electric currents in the roses, which probably has some pretty interesting uses. She also got chosen to be Di’s intern, and although she got manipulated big time, I can’t say I blame her or say she’s any less smart for literally being mutated and tortured by a woman she thought was her friend and mentor. Also, Hiro would have never gotten the nanobots to work and cure Liv Amara without Karmi’s help and insight. She also made that glove in Season 3 to beat Hardlight. In short, Karmi is way smarter than the fandom gives her credit for.

6- Gogo. Gogo’s actually quite smart and she’s come up with some interesting things. Her maglev tech is really advanced and gives her an extra edge in battle. She also was the first to catch onto the fact that Karmi had a point with her fanfic and was the first to start using Karmi’s ideas to drive up the wall to chase Momakase. She also came up with that train thing we saw her with the model of in CtC pt 1, which I assume is her midterm project. The world can always use more high-speed rail so she’s quite smart in my book for that. She also of course worked with Hiro to make that awesome bike she chased Mr Sparkles with in S2. Plus she’s in SFIT, which is a really challenging environment on its own so she’d have to be really smart to get in.

7- Wasabi. Wasabi and Gogo are like, exactly tied for 6th. They’re both on the same level of smart, but I like Gogo more so she gets 6ths (no hate to Wasabi fans, I like him too). Wasabi, of course, has his plasma blades, which are literally second to nothing but graphene. He can cut through nearly anything with his tech. He also worked with Hiro to build that space junk disposal device in S1, and helped Honey Lemon uncover the very well-guarded secrets of Lenore Shimamoto’s life as a scientist.

8- Wendy Wower. Wendy, although a minor character, has shown herself to be pretty damn smart. She wrote the thesis that Trevor Trengrove stole, which was the basis for Tadashi’s work. Without Wendy’s thesis, Tadashi would have never made Baymax. So, though she never gained the recognition she deserved for her intelligence, she’s still hella smart. Plus, she did manage to make a name for herself as a beloved educator and inspiration for kids to get into science, and that’s kind of hard to do if you’re not already really smart when it comes to science.

9- Lenore Shimamoto. Lenore Shimamoto is really smart, although her invention failed. She built the star machine, which caused the Great Catastrophe. But, she intended it to be an infinite energy device. So, like a very early interpretation of the energy amplifier. She also built a secret lab and hid all evidence of the star machine so well that it took over a hundred years to find. And honestly, if the only person who could crack your secret was literally the second smartest person in the whole show (Obake), you hid that secret pretty well. She also built and ran a whole art institute, it takes smarts to run such a big university.

10- Professor Granville. Honestly I was stuck on who to put here, but I think she deserves this spot. She’s an accomplished professor, knowledgeable about her subjects, and was obviously smart enough to mentor Hiro, Karmi, and Obake. If she wasn’t smart, they wouldn’t have latched onto her as much as they did. She also fixed Baymax that one time in S2 and went to rescue their asses all on her own, built the robot spider SFIT security system, and has some pretty good deduction skills in order to find out where Momakase was going to steal from next.

You can also put Professor Callaghan here at 10th for similar reasons, being an accomplished professor, writing many papers on robotics and inspiring Hiro’s microbots, and coming up with the plan to kill Krei. But, his plan got foiled by Hiro, and Hiro was an inexperienced superhero at this time, so it’s not like with Obake where Hiro was a seasoned superhero who had a fair shot at stopping his plans. Hiro and Obake were evenly matched. So if Inexperienced Hiro could beat Callaghan, that means Callaghan’s not quite as smart.

[narhinafan]

People in the Boruto fandom only use Salad as a shipping character. Most of them want her to end up with Boruto, and some (very little) want her to end up with someone else. They say, "oh, BSA's already confirmed, Kishi's in love with Sarada, that's why she's so pretty," but we all know how Kishi feels.

Salad's become a shipping foddler like her useless mother.

Even in Two Blue Vortex, the very first chapter, Salad needs saving, and because she was useless, Boruto had to save her, yet again. And people took that romantically, yet again.

They say that BSA's canon because Salad gain a new power because of Boruto and Boruto lost and eye for her. And they were fawning over how Boruto swooped in to save his princess Uchiha in Boruto Two Blue Vortex.

Salad ain't no Uchiha, let alone princess. No wonder Sasuke left for years, not bothering to meet her, because he knew what a slut she'd turn out to be, like her whore of a mother.

People even believe that she's stronger than Fugaku, Itachi, Shisui, even Madara and Sasuke. And they're excited that she "broke" the "Uchiha curse" of hatred or some shit like that.

Unrelated, am I the only one who ships Ada and Kawaki? I haven't met anyone who does, most of them who I've met ship KSA and think Kawaki belongs to Salad.

Completely unrelated, I'm still waiting for Team 5 and Team 15's timeskip design. Am I the only one? Wasabi's my fav character, and I'm disappointed that they haven't shown her design. Like, Team 5 and Team 15 are still apart of the Konoha 13/14, but apparently, the don't exist.

Btw, I saw people comparing slutkura to Minato and Kushina, saying that she reminds him of them. People in the comments were saying that Sakuhoe and Salad were so shipable and how slutkura reminds them of anyone in the series, and apparently she's the definition of perfection.

I feel bad for Sasuke, having a useless wife and daughter, and I feel bad for whoever ends up with Salad because, no matter how strong the genes are, they'll be made useless, thanks to her.

Some Hokage she's gonna be if she constantly needs saving.

I know I don't think anyone of them actually cares about Sarada otherwise they wouldn't have put up with how Sakura treated her and Sasuke being MIA for 10+ years.

Sarada is just a female version of Sasuke I wouldn't even call her pretty.

Seriously any true Uchiha destroys Sarada easily. Also her making Boruto lose an eye cause she was too dumb to activate her Sharingan isn't somthing to celebrate.

I support Ada and Kawaki more then I do him with Sarada.

Yes I want team 15's post time skip as well I really hope they show up in the manga at some point.

They have to completely change their characters to make her shippable.

[wakingsmile]

like this for Sora to pester you in the name of

✨ friendship ✨ via asks! 🥰🥰🥰

[frizzyprison]

                          one ( 1 ) like and i’ll break minato’s kneecaps. :)

[wakatshi]

❛ THROUGH THE LATE NIGHT ❜ USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI

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⩇⩇:⩇⩇ PLOT — getting your hookup’s phone number —an easy task, although being high gets you the wrong number and a stranger’s confusing answer. ushijima wakatoshi, ceo and billionaire. how’d you end up texting him from all people? he’s a man of a few words. a man who’s too busy to reciprocate your useless flirting attempts, too busy to concern himself with relationships. you can’t see through him. he’s stern and harsh. too stuck up for you.

curiosity killed the cat. it didn’t kill you, but it sure got you caught up in the middle of something far more dangerous than you could’ve ever expected. the streets of tokyo hide dark secrets and the city you once knew turns into a long forgotten memory.

⩇⩇:⩇⩇ PART IV— wasabi peanuts fan.

⩇⩇:⩇⩇ WC — 1.6K WORDS / WARNINGS — nsfw, mdni, fem reader, (mentions of) kidnap, being drunk & sex, pussy eating (very short)

the floor creaking doesn’t seem to bother the sleeping blonde, nor your phone hitting his floor twice in the span of barely two minutes. he must be a deep sleeper. you mumble a shit and turn around to look at him for one last time before leaving his bedroom and you swear for a moment the sight of him stirred something inside your stomach.

your mind’s being suddenly invaded by too many thoughts – what if you stayed for a little longer? sleep for two or three hours, wake up and run your fingers through his blonde hair like you did last night. atsumu looks stupidly cute. one leg hanging off the bed, hands splayed all over the mattress. he’s shirtless and wearing only a pair of boxers, body half covered by a blanket.

your mind’s being suddenly invaded by too many thoughts – what if you stayed for a little longer? sleep for two or three hours, wake up and run your fingers through his blonde hair like you did last night. atsumu looks stupidly cute. one leg hanging off the bed, hands splayed all over the mattress. he’s shirtless and wearing only a pair of boxers, body half covered by a blanket.

it’s not surprising he’s in such good shape. he’s a bodyguard after all. it’s impossible to take your eyes off him when he’s.. right there, even though he’s doing absolutely nothing but sleeping and snoring.

but you refuse to satiate your curiosity for now. you have a job, but even so, you feel like it’s just a shitty excuse for you to leave as quickly as possible. you haven’t done that in a long, long time and it freaks you out. it feels like you’re rusty in some sort of way– falling in love, dating.

it’s not that you wouldn’t do it. because you would. and atsumu… atsumu seems like a good option. he’s funny, laid back, his personality matches yours perfectly. but how many women has he hooked up with? is he usually this nice and friendly with all of them? what he wants from you is unclear. sex? you wouldn’t mind it, but his actions say otherwise and it’s confusing.

last night you had a two hours conversation before going down on you. he does love to talk. a lot. and each time he said something funny you laughed your head off. he even bought snacks and threw a bag of chips in your direction the second you plopped on his couch. he proudly applauded a few times after you caught it.

you ponder the thought of stealing food from his fridge on your way out— and you do. there’s a strawberry sandwich looking incredibly delicious. you grab it with no remorse and look around you, expecting a fully awake atsumu leaning against to countertop saying something dumb about you being a food thief ‘twas just a joke, baby.’

the thought still wanders in the back of your head. you should just stay. but you don’t. last night he was telling you about his free day and felt a serious amount of agony knowing you you were going to leave for work. he offered to drive you himself if his car wasn’t in service. you laughed. tipsy on beer you kissed him and licked and sucked the alcohol off his lips, sticking your tongue down his throat with drunk aggressiveness “no need to do that, baby”

he told you how sweet you taste last night. and, god, how hot it was. your cheeks burned, surely a direct effect of the alcohol in your bloodstream, but his words themselves were driving you close to madness “mmm, is that so? say it again.”

“ask me nicely and i’ll do it.” with his head between your thighs, atsumu gets cocky. he’s just as drunk as you, even worse, but he’s not sure. but what he’s sure of is the tent growing underneath in his sweatpants, the ardent desire to fuck you right then and right there. he eats your cunt first with rapid and messy licks. he pumps his long fingers inside your pussy and groans, your orgasm comes fast.

“stop it! okay.. atsumu, say it again, pretty please.”

“you taste so fucking sweet.”

you can’t remember too much. you recall the moment he carried you to his room and fucked you on your way to the bed.

atsumu’s apartment is big. he lives in a great area, a place you wouldn’t able to afford at this very moment. he doesn’t seem to be doing too bad for a bodyguard. but again, his clients are important and filthy rich.

the apartment is spacious and modern, although it only has three rooms. his bedroom— huge, well illuminated with high windows and a bed in the middle of it— the living room and another bedroom which you wanted to ask him about, but you were too busy making out. probably a guest room.

you take advantage of him sleeping and wander around his apartment for a few minutes, mouth stuffed with bites of strawberry and soft toast bread. atsumu told you he lives by himself and occasionally his friends and twin brother stop by and sleep over. his twin brother.. there’s a framed picture of them in the living room you noticed last night.

you find a sticky note and grab a pen from your purse “message when you wake up <3 sorry for leaving early :p”

you finish the sandwich and get ready to leave, you retrieve your things from where you left them and shut the door silently behind you.

as soon as you leave the building, you’re welcomed by a stranger. in front of you stands a man of a freakish presence, not menacing in such a way that gives you goosebumps, but given the context and his eyes being glued to you, panic starts inviting itself in. as if he was waiting for you.

it’s five in the morning and the street is empty. the air is of a certain freshness, that of a wednesday morning, the sun’s barely up, the birds are chirping in the trees, on rooftops, but the emptiness of the street makes this encounter more terrifying.

the man is leaning against a mercedes s-class, he wears a black suit and sunglasses. his complexion is pale, his hair looks like a flame, red and somewhat spiky, he’s skinny and tall.

“good morning, sunshine! get in.”

“what makes you think i’ll get in a car with a random stranger? creep.”

he looked insulted for a second, but he brushes it off with a smile and a quick laugh. the man changes his position swiftly and gets more relaxed, crossing his arms against his chest, leg bouncing. he doesn’t move away from the car, not a single inch. he thought of the possibility of you sprinting away from him while driving. you wouldn’t dare, right? the gun holster on his thigh is enough of a warning, he is more than ready to chase you, though.

“c’mon, i’m not like that. pinky promise. wakatoshi wants to see you. emergency meeting.”

“is this the only option?”

“well now.. you either get in or i can take you by force and that’d mean i kidnapped you. which i don’t wanna do, so please, get in and make my job easier, miss.”

tendō satori expects anything from you. it’s the first time he sees you and your boldness doesn’t shock him, but he finds it hilariously impressive. it’s not surprising in the slightest, it’s interesting and he wonders how much you’re willing to fight and question his motives. he assumes you’re scared and hiding it, but that’s the last thing he wants (hurting you) and ushijima made it clear enough,“bring her to me today…. safely. i trust you, tendō and i expect no unwanted incidents”

such as you running away from him and causing trouble.

“so ushijima wants to see me? why? couldn’t he just.. call me?”

did he stalk you? you’re struck by anxiety and your body feels glued to the ground. you don’t move. not that you’re capable. ushijima told you he’s not planning to hurt you. did he lie?

“told ya, emergency meeting. he asked me to bring you to him as soon as possible!”

there was no chance of winning. he later introduces himself as tendō, ushijima wakatoshi’s assistant. it suddenly hits you— he’s the man who messaged you, he transmitted your message forward to ushijma. tendō wasn’t lying. he did tell ushijima about your silly message. he laughed at his boss’ confusion and explained him the joke during lunch.

“how long?”

“thirty minutes.”

you refuse to stop talking and attack him with questions and demands every so and then. “i don’t like the music.” it agitates you and he switches it to something jazzy. “can i have my phone back?” no. tendō invites you to grab a snack from the seat next to you “wakatoshi got you these.”

he doesn’t concern himself with such trivialities.

“did he? he doesn’t strike me as uhh.. wasabi peanuts fan? i ate earlier.”

he scoffs and keeps driving. “nah, i did. and you should thank me for it, miss.”

“can i talk to him?”

tendō reaches for his iphone, he unlocks it and after a few taps it’s now in your possession.

“why are you smiling like that?”

“nothing, nothing. go ahead and talk to him.”

⩇⩇:⩇⩇ NOTE — gonna make it harder for you to choose between wakatoshi and atsumu <3333 i don’t think satori is freaky in a bad way, but yk.. for the plot. from now on i’ll update weekly, unless the chapter is short.

[nanatsumu]

HIGH SCHOOL!SUKUNA x F!READER

thinking about bad boy itadori sukuna who all the kids at school try to steer clear from because they know he’s bad news and if you get involved with him then you’re bound to be tied with bad luck for as long as he lives. well, that is everyone except for the president of the student council who so happens to be his childhood best friend turned lover.

this is mostly written for my own self indulgence and to project my fantasies of having a boyfriend onto sukuna but feel free to treat this as any other headcanon! ps i am pretty sure canon sukuna would kill a baby at any given situation, but this is going to be a revamped version of sukuna written by yours truly ;) and its a high school au so sukuna won’t be a complete menace to society and will actually have a heart heh

also i didn’t realize how long this was going to be??? this is kind of all over place too because i just wanted to throw all of my thoughts onto this post so there might be some plot holes in this LOL

i feel like sukuna would be the type of bad boy who isn’t necessarily a bad boy but everyone at school just paints him as some kind of delinquent because of all the tattoos and piercings he has.

he actually shows up to school more often than you think he would (but that’s only because you’re in most of his classes so long story short: you’re his only motivation for attending class)

“forgets” to bring his work books to class more than usual (in reality he does this on purpose so he has an excuse to be near you) so he requests to sit next to you the entire class period so he can share with you for the meantime but whenever the teachers not looking he’ll go back to admiring your face.

his older twin brother, itadori yuji, is very fond of you since you three grew up together and you both had your chances of being a victim to his antics!

exhibit a: in middle school when you and yuji were watching tv together, the show you two were watching would keep switching to some wrestling match broadcasting on a sports channel and no matter how many times you turned the tv on and off, it just would not stop. but it wasn’t until you heard snickering from the kitchen that you realized sukuna had a spare remote and was the mastermind behind the whole thing.

exhibit b: sukuna and yuji’s mom was the owner of a bakery so every now and then she would have either one of the twins come deliver freshly baked pastries to your household! oh how wrong was she to trust her youngest. sukuna was now a freshman in high school, and by now you would’ve thought that sukuna would have grown out of his childish phase, but WRONG! sukuna was still a menace in your life even past childhood. so when you bit into one of the macaroons, instead of being hit with the overwhelming taste of [favorite flavor], all you could feel was the burning sensation of wasabi kicking into your tastebuds.

yeah after the whole wasabi macaroon freak accident, you stopped accepting everything sukuna offered to you and opted to only eating pastries out of the boxes that yuji delivered to you. (sukuna eventually caught onto this and was just TEENSY bit upset but he would rather down a whole tube of wasabi than to tell you upfront)

now, how did you two even end up dating??? oh boy now that is a story

you see, yours and sukuna’s dynamic growing up was similar to that of tom and jerry’s— you being jerry and sukuna being 10x worse than tom of course

but it wasn’t until a confession after school behind the cherry blossom tree that was known for bringing good luck to successful confessions that sukuna finally realized that maybe he really did like you just a little lot bit

sukuna overheard the boy who was planning on confessing to you talking to his friend group about how “sweet and caring” you are (although sukuna could argue otherwise, you were a little brat. *LIKE HELLO?!&:&:& YOU WEREN’T THE ONE WHO ATE A MACAROON FILLED WASABI**) and obviously his ears perked up at the mention of your name. he grew up with you after all so naturally he would be interested in a conversation that revolved around you.

but then the boys started going on about how “you looked like an easy catch” and how “your body was bangin’!” yeah no, that’s where he drew the line. sure sukuna was an ass and talked shit about you most of the time (in his defense it wasn’t like he was doing it behind your back) but if he ever caught someone else talking about you like that then he would be sure to give them a hard time.

he hid behind one of the bushes near the cherry blossom tree while the boy was professing his love for you. funnily enough, for a moment sukuna forgot why he was originally there because he was too busy trying to stifle a laugh as he watched the boy stumble over his words.

“okay shows over” sukuna thought as the confession was reaching its conclusion, but just as he was about to step in and give the poor boy a piece of his mind, he stopped in his tracks when he heard you roaring with laughter.

“did you really think that i wouldn’t hear about what you and your friends said about me earlier? you’re really pathetic if you think any girl would be easy enough to fall to her knees for you because news flash! you’re a disgusting pig and you deserve to rot in hell for speaking about a girl’s worth like that.”

“it’s kind of sad too, i thought you were a nice boy and i probably would have given you a chance but it seems like you’re even worse than scum! damn it, to think there was somebody out there who’s even worse than sukuna.”

of course sukuna was not pleased to hear that last bit, but he did have a proud grin forming on his face as he watched the boy run away, flustered from your rejection and the embarrassment he was put through.

“sukuna i know you’re hiding behind the bush.”

“huh? i came here way before you got here, there’s no way you could have seen me.” he said as he stood up to his full height.

“well, your laughter isn’t exactly the quietest, plus i can spot that hair of yours from a mile away.”

lets just say, sukuna was glad you didn’t ask him what he was doing there because he wasn’t sure if he could spare the embarrassment of telling you that he was planning on ruining the confession.

after that whole fiasco happened, sukuna started to feel(!&:&::&) things

like he started to notice how you styled your hair differently one day and how you switched to a new perfume that smelled like spearmint (was that weird? for sukuna probably not. he just excuses it as being highly observant)

you weren’t dumb either, you had a feeling sukuna was there that day of the confession because he too had overheard the conversation between the boy and his friends as well (you knew he was prideful and if you brought it up then he probably would’ve denied it)

so from there on out it was just mutual pining at the point except... well.... not really??

i feel like it was just an unspoken agreement between you two that you guys were “together” but not “together together” because he started to treat you differently than he would before. like for example, he’d carry your bag for you whenever you guys would walk home (yuji was confused by this at first because if anything, it would have made more sense to see sukuna make you carry HIS bag, but he eventually caught on to sukuna’s feelings for you because they were twin brothers after all), he started walking you to class more often even though his class was all the way on the other side of the school (you asked him why but he just shrugged and said he was just “killing time” so that he wouldn’t have to go to class and then you ended up scolding him), and there was also that one time you miraculously found a $20 bill in your backpack after mentioning to sukuna that there was this cute top you saw at the mall the other day but didn’t have enough money at the time to purchase it (you asked him about this but he said it was probably yuji, but you didn’t want to pry any further since you wanted to cherish the fact that sukuna cared that much)

but eventually you got sick of this whole push and pull game that you physically had to tug the collar of his school uniform and pull him in for a kiss (he was visibly shocked at this because he never would’ve imagined you as the assertive type. not that he was complaining though)

“oya? didn’t think you liked me this much kitten.” he said laughing while you rolled your eyes.

“as if, i got tired of you being a wuss so one of us had to wear the pants in the relationship.” you snorted, causing him to irk.

to be honest, your relationship with him is smooth sailing because you both were pretty chill people and you didn’t have to worry about him sneaking behind your back to see other girls because 1. literally all the girls at school are terrified of him and 2. he knew what you were capable of doing to him if you were to ever catch him cheating on you so he wants to stay on your good side

jealous and possessive don’t exist in his dictionary because he is the epitome of those two words. remember what i said about how your relationship is smooth sailing? i kinda lied.

he’s easily jealous like for example: when you were in english class and the teacher had you guys jot down some notes, you realized you forgot to ask for your pencil back when you lent it to your friend last period.

so you asked sukuna to borrow a pencil but instead of giving you a pencil, he called you an idiot for being so forgetful.

this makes you mad so you turn to your male classmate since he was sitting on your opposite side and ask him for a pencil instead.

sukuna was practically fuming the entire class period and once the day ended and you two were back at your place, he made sure to mark you real good. (oh he also went out to buy a pack of mechanical pencils to sneak into your backpack so that next time you forget your pencils, you’ll have 10 extra pencils sitting in your backpack as backup)

he’s not a big fan of pda in public, but on the chances he will show some of it, the most he will do is wrap an arm around your shoulder or waist whenever some dude is trying to hit on you.

BUT IN PRIVATE? better buckle up because your in for a ride wink wink

really likes putting hickeys on you to a fault! but will never put any visible ones on your neck because he doesn’t want your parents to view him as some kind of animal (but he has nothing to worry about because your parents really like him and are grateful for the fact that he’s very loyal to you, and you guys grew up together so it’s only natural that your parents are accepting of him since they already know he has a good heart underneath that tough facade of his)

oh, and yuji starts learning how to knock whenever you come over (or shuts himself in his room for the meantime if he thinks it’s unsafe to step out of his room) because chances are, you’re probably making out with sukuna in his room or smth.

now onto the spicy stuff

when you and sukuna first started dating, the first thing you told him was that you weren’t ready to have sex yet because you were nervous and sukuna understood and told you that he was willing to wait for whenever you were ready.

but when you were ready though, it was kind of spontaneous and you weren’t even wearing a matching pair of bra and underwear that day

you two were chilling in your room watching some stupid (according to sukuna) animal documentary when suddenly you felt his hand on your thigh

dating sukuna and all, it was normal for him to have his hands on some part of your body (whether it be your thigh or your waist) while you two were in bed.

but you were feeling a bit bolder HORNEE than usual so you began to leave a hot trail of kisses starting from his jaw all the way down to his neck.

sukuna obviously got the memo but before those kisses could escalate into something more daring, he asked you once more if you were completely sure you wanted to do it and once you gave him the green light, he was quick to tug his shirt over his head and pounce on you.

he started getting really into it though and accidentally bit your thigh which made you loose your high and scold him for it, but he let out a hearty laugh and muttered a quick apology before getting back into business

sike i lied, remember what i said about it being spontaneous? yeah, you technically didn’t loose your virginity to him that day because after he finished prepping you, you both came to a realization that you didn’t have a condom.

oh well, there’s always next time!

i think sukuna is a sucker for pet names: his favorite thing to call you is either kitten or princess and that’s it LOL he finds calling you baby or babe is a bit too cheesy for him

but he likes it when you call him baby or babe ;)

date nights consist of either staying in and cuddling in his room, going out for a walk at night (but very very late though. there’s still lamp posts that guide your way through the streets but it gives you the heebie jeebies to be out walking outside so late. sukuna always reminds you that nothing bad will happen as long as he’s right by your side), or just spending time with you and your families.

but if you’re really down to do it, he’ll probably initiate a make out session that’ll lead to y’all fucking one way or another (he only ever does it if he is 100% sure that you’re feeling it because he knows you get easily embarrassed if he asks you straight up)

(this part is mainly written for me because i love the idea of sukuna being over at family functions, but it can be applied as part of the general hc heh) if you took him to any of your family functions as your plus one for the first time, all the aunts and uncles would be a bit wary of him at first due to all of the tattoos and piercings he has (sukuna swears he has never felt so self conscious before) but after they strike up a conversation with him and find out that he’s actually a good guy who knows what he wants to do in the future and is very loyal to you, they start to like him more.

your little cousins adore him and love it when he comes over because sukuna is a very tall high schooler which makes him the perfect candidate as a monkey bar

so when you noticed that all the little ones started to climb on his body and mess around with his hair, you were quick to react because you knew your boyfriend was easily irritable which prompted you to think he hated kids

but there was nothing to worry about because when you saw him playing around with them and even crack a smile, you felt your heart grow fuzzy at the sight and you knew right then and there that you wanted to stick by sukuna’s side for the rest of your life

and in the unfortunate circumstances that sukuna is too busy to make it to one of your functions, the first thing everyone asks is “where’s your boyfriend?” or “where’s ‘kuna? i wanna play with him!”

so you have to facetime him and let him know that everyone is wondering where he is (your phone is dead by the end of the night because after the adults get their turn at saying hi to your boyfriend, the kids snatch your phone and end up talking to him for the rest of the night)

but in conclusion, everyone is waiting for the day he gets on one knee to propose to you and your parents are itching to get to get call sukuna their son-in-law :))

also don’t forget that your parents want two grandchildren: one boy and one girl!

[chickwiththepurpleguitar]

Sending you more prompts as promised because I want alllll the words from you. :)

Luke/Bobby, eating super spicy food, idiots in love (as always lol)

this is pure sappy chaos but i hope you like it!! Tagging @where-you-go too cause you said you liked my sappy stuff :) and @julies-butterflies cause i stole some Reggie characterization of hers that will appear in chapter three of our collab (so look out for that tomorrow *wiggles eyebrows*)

read on ao3 here!

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It starts, as all stupid things do, with a dare.

Because here’s the thing, and sometimes he’s able to forget because of all the crazy musical talent going on—Bobby’s friends are idiots .

Even Alex, arguably the most competent of the four of them, gets caught up in Luke and Reggie’s schemes and forgets where he put his common sense sometimes. Bobby can’t count the number of times he’s had to bail one or more of them out of some troubled spot or another—and in just the six months he’s known them!

And not to say Bobby’s any kind of genius himself. He had to redo the first grade cause he’s shit at math and worse at reading. He used to take the fall for all kinds of stupid stuff his brother did growing up, just because he didn’t realize it’d get him in trouble until it was too late. He’s gotten caught up in his own number of Luke and Reggie schemes, though admittedly that’s mostly because he is a slave to the puppy dog eyes.

But Bobby’s from New York. He’s eaten foods from every country in the world a thousand times over. Not even he is stupid enough to indulge in his friends’ spice-eating contest.

“Come on, Bobby!” Reggie calls from his place across from Luke, on the floor in front of the coffee table. “It’s no fun if it’s just the two of us, and Alex already said no.”

“Because I have a single inch of self-preservation,” Alex pipes up from the loft, where he’s sitting with his legs stuck through the railing, a can of 7-Up in his hand.

“This was your idea,” Bobby points out.

Alex shrugs, smirking, and takes a sip of his soda. “Better them than me, man.”

Bobby rolls his eyes—

“ Bobbyyyyyyy… ”

—and then freezes, eyes purposefully locked on Alex’s dangling feet. Because the whine is one thing—the whine cuts straight to his heart and makes his knees go weak, but at least he can strike up a conversation, or plug his ears and shout la la la until he manages to ignore it—but the eyes are quite another.

Bobby’s whipped, okay? If he looks Luke Patterson in the eye right now, he’s going to cave, he just knows it.

“ Bobby ,” Luke whines some more. “Alex dared all of us, you can’t just leave Reg and me hanging!”

“You guys are idiots,” Bobby says, still refusing to look over at him. “Alex dared us, but you said yes because you’re idiots.”

“Yeah, but you love me,” Luke says, all smooth and casual, like it doesn’t cost him anything, like it’s easy.

Bobby snaps his gaze over, face flushing hot. Sure enough, Luke’s grinning at him, wide-eyed and innocent, like an eager puppy waiting for his treat. A stupid, dumb, beautiful, brilliant puppy with incredible biceps and an intoxicating kiss to match. Bobby does love him, that’s the dumbest thing about it. He could never say it, though, not out loud, not in front of people, not with the totally unashamed ease that Luke does.

But he does love him, which is why—or so he tells himself, and not because he’s lost complete and total custody of his own brain cells—five minutes later, he ends up cross-legged on the floor between Luke and Reggie, a buffet spread out across the coffee table in front of them.

They’ve got everything, from green curry and fiery pad thai to straight hot sauce in tiny glass bottles. The idea is for them each to take turns trying one dish at a time and then move down the line until one of them cracks. Alex is mostly there to watch, laugh, and call for medical support if any of them ends up burning their tongues off.

Reggie bows out first, because—despite his uncanny ability to shotgun just about anything without so much as making a face—he’s got totally skewed taste buds, so his idea of “spicy” is carbonated water and mint toothpaste. Therefore, three ounces of mild hot sauce send him running for the house for milk and bread (because Alex read somewhere that those work better than water in these situations), his tongue hanging out of his mouth, while Bobby rolls his eyes and Luke and Alex laugh at him.

But then that just leaves Luke and Bobby, who are both competitive as all hell .

Bobby has a strong feeling he’s going to regret this. He’s going to regret this so much.

No one actually wins the spice contest. Bobby almost does when the kimchi turns Luke the color of a ripe tomato, but he just sets his jaw and pants, “M’fine. One more.”

The wasabi gets them both. They have to wrestle each other for the half-gallon of milk Reggie brings out. Alex almost has to call 9-1-1.

Finally, the boys head home, leaving Luke and Bobby alone, lying on their backs on the studio floor with milk mustaches and sweat stains on their shirts.

“You’re an idiot ,” Bobby gasps, squeezing his eyes shut.

“Yeah, I’ll give you that.” Luke scoots closer, his arm just pressing against Bobby’s. He’s way too hot for that, but Bobby doesn’t have it in him to pull away. “But you love me, so what does that make you?”

Bobby sighs and opens his eyes, turning his head to look at Luke, close and flushed and beautiful. “Guess that makes me an idiot, too.”

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[angelicamerlinbarnes]

TUA DISNEY AUs: Big Hero 6 (Pt. XVIII)

(please understand that by AU, I mean they share an incredibly small amount of things in common with the original source material which I barely remember BUT the “story” takes place in the setting of the film) (not to be misleading or anything :p)

(BEWARE: abuse, murder, corruption, mental health issues, unhealthy coping mechanisms, suicidal ideation, death, grief, violence, basically i took the sad montage after Tadashi dies and just kept going with that except without the whole "getting better" thing, sorry, my bad, enjoy anyway i guess i don't know, bye, etc.)

(If you can handle watching Umbrella Academy, this will be fine for you.)

(Hiro) Vanya hasn’t much of a head for science - not since a gas explosion in her childhood apartment killed her parents and exposed her to radiation, leaving her brittle-boned and sickly. She spends most of her days holed up in her room, reading and writing about every little thing she sees and hears and feels. There’s this cat in the alleyway she feeds sometimes, and her friend Ben who comes by to see how she is every few days. The only time she goes out is for school, or bot fights down in the bad neighborhoods. At those she gets to see Ben, and his partner Klaus and his friend Diego. Oh, and Sissy - the beautiful, shy punk girl who spins the records in the corner store. Vanya lives what she considers a pretty average life - until Ben dies, she screams, and all the windows around her shatter from nothing.

(Tadashi) Ben has been a science nerd for years, spending hours in the libraries and labs researching every little thing that catches his fancy. His partner, Klaus, has no such interest, having more of a head for poetry, but Ben loves him more than life itself - especially since Klaus was the only person who stuck with him when one of his experiments went wrong a few years ago, resulting in tentacles that are prone to ripping out of his chest when he’s angry. And since he loves Klaus so much, he spares not a second thought to running back into a burning building to get him back, even when it means certain death. And Ben knows you can’t bring back the dead - he tried when Klaus’ beloved boyfriend Dave died in a gunfight a few years back. Once you’re gone, you’re gone - or so he thinks until he wakes up and Klaus starts crying and muttering, You’re here, you’re here, you’re here, I did it, I did it, I did it - and Ben reaches out and thinks, Oh, no, sweetheart. You didn’t.

(Honey Lemon) Allison was engaged to Ray before he disappeared, but even after that failed experiment lost her the love of her life, she continued to work for the forward movement of science and kept her vow of love to Ray. Using her research, she managed to create a pill that allowed her to bend reality, hoping to bring back Ray. Though she couldn’t raise the dead - no amount of I heard a rumor Ray was alive again worked - she won herself other advantages with her newfound powers, including sponsors, knowledge, opportunities, and protection. Klaus, Diego, Five, and Ben are her only true friends in this world - and she nearly loses all of them when Ben dies, drowning in their grief. When Luther, one of Five and Ben’s passion projects starts hanging around to monitor their mental health, Allison finds a new kind of love - deep, ever-lasting friendship that she’ll never give up. Even when they have to leave him behind on the moon after they save Ray, she doesn’t let him go - she finally knows how to speak up for what she wants, and speak up she does: I heard a rumor that Luther came back to me.

(Fred (actually a mash-up of Honey Lemon and Hiro though to be honest)) Klaus is a starving artist and poet, and he's covered in tattoos of his own words and drawings. Diego is too, because Diego loves him, and Klaus wants to love him back and probably does already, if he’s really honest with himself, but he’s not ready yet. Dave happened too soon ago. And then there was a fire, and Klaus was running around outside, looking for Ben, looking for the platonic love and light of his life, and he saw him run inside screaming Klaus’ name and never come back out. And he lives with that guilt every day, smoking and drinking all the bad shit again in an effort to just forget, forget, anything goddamn anything to forget, and he goes crazy. People forget, because he’s not a student at their nerd school and because he acts like a dumbass, that Klaus is actually just as much a genius as the rest of them, and whatever he wants, he can get without much trouble. So what if he can’t bring back the dead? He won’t live without Ben, he won’t, and he won’t leave Diego - which leaves only one option, really: find a way to make himself see ghosts.

(Wasabi) Diego lives a charmed life. Truly. He’s almost been assassinated fifteen fucking billion times, his two best friends are robots, and he’s in love with a person too sad to love him back. See, Diego’s skills brought him to the military’s special attention - he found a way to make weaponry that doesn’t obey the laws of physics. He keeps it as secret as he can, and will sell it to nobody, but millions of people are still after it. It’s not until one of the assassins almost nails Klaus with a bullet and Diego kills her with a store-bought kitchen knife without moving that he realizes the weaponry he created isn’t special, but Diego is. From then on it’s nothing but trouble - because Klaus likes to dumb himself down, but he can’t fool Diego, and so when he starts screaming at empty air and calling it Ben, Diego isn’t surprised in the least, though maybe he should be. Instead he just sighs, opens his arms, and lets a sobbing Klaus fall into him, loving him more than he did yesterday and less than he will tomorrow. Diego has his home, and he has his people, and he has his powers - and he will defend them to the fucking death.

(Gogo) Five is bitter and grumpy, living off coffee and perpetually crazy. He’s brilliant enough to have done surgery on himself, implanting an AI pacemaker in his heart named Dolores from an accident that nearly stripped him of everything, his life included. He was born with special powers, both of which fuelled his fascination with science, but he keeps that secret close to his chest - he’s seen what people do to Diego and Allison, and he has no interest in that. He’s close with the others, somewhat, though his impassable genius makes it difficult for people to understand him - Diego gives him piggy back rides and he often falls asleep curled into Klaus’ side, and Allison gives him rides home and Ben builds robots with him. But as hard as he finds it to connect with them, it’s even harder to lose them - so when he realizes he can use his time travel powers to save Ben, he doesn’t hesitate. And then he’s dying in Klaus’ arms, and he’s watching as his favorite person in the world chooses to lose the love of his life all over again to save Five, and something deep inside him changes.

(Baymax) Luther is a medical robot, built by Five and Ben in their spare time. There are some videos in him, mostly of Ben talking to Klaus because Luther was meant to be a gift for Klaus to help him with his depression, anxiety, PTSD, anorexia, and addiction, etc.. Five adds grief counseling to his programming and gives him to Klaus on his first birthday after Ben’s death, making Klaus dissolve into tears. While Luther clashes with Diego, who hates him for surviving where Lila didn’t, they get along well enough to appease Klaus, because Luther knows Klaus loves Diego and Diego knows Luther helps Klaus. When they travel to the moon to get Ray, Luther winds up stuck there, unable to get the others home if he doesn’t stay behind. Klaus and Allison both have trouble letting him go, but Klaus forces Allison to come home with him, crying as he leaves Ben for the third and final time. When Allison brings Luther back, his videos still intact, Klaus touches Ben’s face on his chest and cries, cries, cries.

Lila is a malfunctioning masterpiece, and Diego’s best friend. He made her as a help robot, but she’s a prototype, and was rejected for her proneness to violent outbursts and catatonic episodes. She’s easy to manipulate, as Diego never bothered to fix her security protocols, but it’s not like there’s anyone else who talks to her - except Five, and he’d never touch her programming without Diego’s explicit permission. She sleeps at Diego’s house, in her charging station next to Eudora’s. Lila knows robots can’t feel love, so that isn’t what she’s feeling - but her wires are tied to Eudora’s in some way, she just knows it. They’re two halves of the same code. But she never gets to explore that link - she burns away to nothing in the fire that destroys the Handler’s minions, using the last of her strength to save Five from the flames. She hopes, when Diego finds his baby brother curled in her charred corpse, that he’ll bury her in the rain, and keep on living without her well enough.

Eudora is a suicide-prevention robot. Seriously. That’s all she’s here for. Ben and Diego built her together for Klaus specifically, programming her with some of his favorite jokes and references so she’d have an easier time talking him down from the edge when one of them can’t be there. She’s programmed to instantly call Ben, Diego, Five, or Allison immediately if she finds him doing dangerous things, like playing with Diego’s knives naked. (It happened one time. Seriously. True story.) She’s calm and gentle, unruffled and kind, and Diego often spends hours talking to her, because she may be programmed for Klaus but she can still help anyone who needs it. He nearly looses her to Cha-Cha, but Klaus saves her just in time, beating Cha-Cha to a steaming hunk of scrap metal with a baseball bat for trying to hurt his best (robot) friend. She’s not saddened by Lila’s death, per say, she can’t be… but when she’s downloading databases on panic and anxiety attacks for Diego and Klaus, she makes sure to save some on insomnia for herself, too.

Sissy is a botfighter, one who dresses in a black and magenta punk aesthetic to fend off strangers, too shy for the world. She messes around with Vanya, the two of them often dancing in the rain and finding joy in the small moments, but happily ever after was never in the cards for them. Sissy lives with her abusive boyfriend Carl and has their son to take care of, an accident from too many beers - when Carl murders her in a drunken rage, it’s less of a surprise and more of a solemn inevitably. Her son, Harlan, is placed in Vanya’s care, and Vanya travels the world with him, telling him everything about his mother she knows. It’s a bittersweet ending, but a hopeful one too.

Ray was a student at the nerd school before he became a therapist, using his incredible mind-healing technology to help people all over the world. Allison fell in love with him quickly, easily, and the two were engaged before the year was up, planning for a spring wedding in which Klaus would, obviously, be the flower girl. But when he was offered the chance to go to space as a therapist for the other nine people on the mission, he jumped at the chance, bidding Allison goodbye and heading to the moon. But something went wrong and he was lost to the world, along with the other nine astronauts, all of whom died when the ship crash-landed. Ray has been in a coma for years there, having been knocked out in the explosion, and remains that way until Luther brings him home, Allison having come for him at last. (When he’s well enough to, he takes care of Five, Klaus, and Diego, whose mental states have been steadily declining for years. Their robots are brilliant, of course, but there are some things you just need a human for.)

Reginald is the dean of the nerd school and also an asshole. He has a habit of killing students when they get in his way, or to steal their inventions as his own - and he gets away with it too, because he’s at the forefront of memory technology and quite literally erases these people from existence so nobody comes asking questions. Plus he’s got connections in the government that destory any records he needs destroyed. He had a couple of kids he wanted to get rid of the night of the showcase, and started the fire to make it seem like an accident - well, Ben actually was an accident, he wasn’t on Reginald’s hitlist, not yet, but whatever. It is what it is. What Reginald doesn’t anticipate is Klaus - because nobody ever anticipates Klaus - and so he thinks nothing of it when he confesses to Ben’s murder in his monologue in front of all his former students. He can just erase their memories later. Or so he thinks, until Klaus lets out a savage war cry and lunges forward to strangle him, killing him in cold blood without a second thought, and so is the end of Reginald Hargreeves. (Five takes the fall for his murder - not that it matters. Diego and Klaus break him out and the three of them disappear, never to be seen again - at least, not until Allison’s done manipulating every single person in the world into forgetting it ever happened on live TV.)

The Handler is Reginald’s finest invention: a flawless AI in a perfect human body. Problem is, she became bored of being his servant years ago and took over his life, blackmailing him into doing whatever she wants. Most of the killings are still his idea, and Ben certainly wasn’t her fault, but it’s the Handler who wants Five dead, and it’s the Handler who sends her reject minions after him. She wants Eudora dead and she wants Klaus deader, but she gets neither - Five finds her and hacks her into little tiny pieces, putting all of them in a fire and then shoving those ashes into an Iron Maiden, dropping the Handler to an inescapable grave. Fuck her “life”.

Hazel is a teddy bear with a security camera in his stomach. He sits on Agnes’ counter in her donut shop, just watching the goings-on even though nobody ever steals anything there. Mostly he’s held in the lap of Five, who comes into Agnes’ whenever he doesn’t want his friends to see him cry - over a failed invention, Klaus’ most recent suicide attempt, Lila’s death - whatever, you name it. Agnes takes care of him, making him milkshakes when he asks for coffee, and eventually sends Hazel home with him, asking him to take care of Five for her. He doesn’t know it’ll be the last time he ever sees her - two weeks later Agnes is killed by Reginald and her donut shop is ransacked by looters. Her memory lives on in Hazel and Five, who rebuilds and reopens the shop with Klaus and Diego and Allison after a couple years, renaming it for Ben and living on despite his grief, and Hazel sits on the counter again, watching the sunset through the glowing windows.

Cha-Cha was supposed to be one of those “oh-hey-we’re-not-racist-anymore-we-make-black-dolls-too-see?” Barbies. She ended up with a rather experimental kid who enjoyed robotics and horror films, resulting in Cha-Cha: an AI in a Barbie with chainsaw arms. She kidnaps Klaus under the Handler’s orders, as he’s a connection to Five (who the Handler wants to kill) and Ben (who’s the only connection to Reginald and the Handler’s murders). This backfires spectacularly, of course, when Eudora and Diego come for him: Cha-Cha goes for Eudora’s throat and Klaus breaks himself free of his binds and beats her to smithereens with a baseball bat.

Leonard used to hang around Vanya, just generally assaulting her and being a creep, until suddenly he disappeared one rainy Monday never to be seen again. His body was found rotting in a lake a couple years later. It was revealed later on that he had decided to and succeeded in making real-life replicas of the Five Nights at Freddie’s characters, and they hadn’t been too fond of him trying to boss them around. The Handler recruited the replicas later on for her own schemes, and they followed Reginald rather well, their appetite for people satisfied well enough. But Leonard remains the school legend, and a striking reminder to be careful what monsters you let live.

Grace is the queen of the Land of the Remembered, and you may be wondering what she’s doing in this story. Well, to put it simply - Reginald’s little games have been messing with her shit. There are perfectly kind and memorable people who have come down to her only to be erased in the Land of the Living within the week, leaving her no choice but to take them in as refugees, working out a deal with the Land of the Forgotten since they weren’t given a fair shot at their deserved afterlife. She takes care of Ben when he dies for the second and final time, appearing to assure Klaus he’ll be alright when he crosses over. This is when Diego finally learns the truth about his mom, who has always been home in time to make dinner and never missed a single milestone, and who is apparently also an all-powerful goddess. She gives him a hug and tells him his boyfriend is cute (He’s not my boyfriend.) (You’re holding hands, darling. You may be an oblivious idiot, but I’m not.) and then she heads off, though she’s always back with Ben for the holidays. (Not Lila, unfortunately. She has no jurisdiction over robots.)

And Hiro is ace-aro and he and Miguel are QPPs, and Honey Lemon and Wasabi are QPPs, and Fred and Wasabi are dating, and Gogo is an bisexual aro queen with a girl she likes to kiss in the back alleyways, and Hiro has two sisters named Violet and Boo and Tip is his ace-aro lab partner. You’re welcome.

[moseyed]

Barret: WHAT THE F#@$ IS A KILOMETER?!??

[scary-lasagna]

Can you please do a head cannon for a s/o who is from Japan and is never really seen without some Green or Bubble tea and also always wears these cute kawwai Japanese clothes.(tbh it'd be cool if they were so pro with using chopsticks). It'd be great if you can do it with Masky, Hoodie, Toby, Jeff and BEN? Would also want them to keep on telling them to try some of the stuff they eat like sushi. Sorry if it's too long it's my first time requesting for Creepypasta headcannons ;w;

They’re all food nerds. 

Masky

Masky likes tea, but he's more of a coffee kind of guy.

He wouldn't think anything much of the style, except that if you try to put him in any cute clothing he'll bite your fingers.

Unless it's an edgy jacket that makes him look cool.

But he will accept any snacks.

He likes anything spicy, and sweet for that matter.

He's a slut for Hi-Chews.

Once you introduce him to the candy, he'll eat one after every cigarette.

If you speak Japanese to him, he'll literally stare at you for 20 seconds and try to process whatever tf you just said.

This boi loves fish, and loves sushi for that matter.

Has 100% ate a glob of wasabi and proceeded to regret every single one of his life decisions.

But he'll eat anything with noodles in it.

And Ramen is his favorite go-to.

Hoodie

Hoodie's chill asf.

He doesn't watch much anime except for the mainstream ones, and even those he doesn't watch all the way through.

But he likes Ghibli films.

He absolutely loves Bubble tea, and he loves the bubbles more bc he's a total slut for anything tapioca.

It's his favorite pudding flavor.

Put together an outfit for him and he'll wear the cutest shit.

Pink shirt, white jeans, kawaii uwu hat, just an entire pink aesthetic will be his jam for the entire day.

He likes anything sweet, so he'll eat any Japanese snacks you throw his way.

He also doesn't mind sushi, and he loves anything with chicken in it. Especially if it's spicy.

He'll eat a full ball of wasabi for 5 bucks.

Toby

He thinks it's so cool!

He only watches some anime, he's more into movies bc he has such a short attention span.

Other than that he doesn't know much about Japanese culture.

Except that's it's cute as all heck.

He doesn't know how to save his money, so he's always adding stuff to your collection as little presents.

And maybe some things for himself to match.

He loves the candy, though.

And other tasty Japanese snacks.

Pocky and seaweed chips?

Yes please!~

He will love sushi after you introduce it to him!

And he'll get a hang of chopsticks through his tics.

He likes tea, so he's willing to make some for the both of you.

Aka failing terribly and having you make it instead.

Or just buy it from a nearby shop.

Jeff

He'll steal all of your Japanese snacks that you've ordered.

And maybe some plushies.

He thinks the pocky game is dumb, but he lowkey wants to play it.

He doesn't know how to play tho.

And he just wants to kiss you so this dumbass just fucking deepthroats it and CHOKEs.

He doesn't know how to use chopsticks, and frankly, he's too stubborn to try.

This heathen watches dubbed anime and if the anime doesn't have a dub, he isn't watching it.

He doesn't like tea, so you don't have to worry about him drinking any of it.

But he'll take the 'bubbles' out when you're done, freeze them, and keep them in his pocket to throw them at people.

He's just an asshole like that.

But he likes all of the Japanese clothes and merch.

But he won't eat sushi, he doesn't like fish in general. (Except for basics like crab, lobster and shrimp). And he’ll scream if you offer him fish eggs.

BEN

He's a McFreakin weeb.

He's watches way too much anime and eats too many pocky sticks.

His favorite is strawberry and green tea.

So when you come into his life he just has to fangirl about everything you do and own.

He can speak some Japanese, but not a lot.

Everything he's learned has been from anime.

And hentai

He wears a lot of Japanese clothing too, even if it's just bs aesthetic stuff that says "Cool guy" in Japanese.

And like, anime action figures and basic merch.

BEN can pretend that he knows what he's doing with chopsticks.

But he can't eat stuff like rice or anything small that he has to pick up.

He's the kind of guy that stabs the piece of meat to eat it with the chopstick.

He'll take a drink of your bubble tea, find a way to get one of the 'bubbles' in his mouth and then proceed to spitball it as a very dangerous projectile at your butt.

Also, if you want to piss off Jeff just have a conversation in full Japanese.

More like, you speak all of the Japanese and BEN only knows like 12 full sentences and keeps repeating them in different tones.

[chocolatepepsifloat]

16 Questions

1. Nickname

• Ash

2. Star sign:

• Scorpio

3. Height:

• 5’5

4. Hogwarts House:

• Slytherin, baby!

5. Last thing I googled:

• Sugar free gummy bears, while also trying to ignore all of the dumb ass reviews about ppl shitting themselves. I can never tell if they’re straight up lying or if they purposely played themselves and ate way more than recommended...🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

6. Song(s) stuck in my head:

• Sky Walker by Miguel...his live falsettos got me hooked!

• GOMF by DVBBS because of that damn video by Casey Frey, which is all sorts of #WeirdFlex, but somehow also magical?

7. Favorite food:

• I am a sucker for a good burger and fries. Heinz Ketchup is a must yo.

8. Favorite holiday treat:

• Either a moist pumpkin cake or pink tinted peppermint ice cream mmm.

9. Amount of sleep I get:

• Not enough, that’s for sure! As I get older, it gets harder and harder to get comfortable enough to drift off. One of these days I’m going to find the perfect pillow, but today is not that day...

10. Lucky number:

• I’ve always liked the number 4. Unfortunately, I found out later that it’s actually UNLUCKY because in Cantonese it is nearly homophonous to the word "death.” I guess that explains a lot about my personality...haha.

11. Dream job:

• I don’t want to work. I just want to be like C level famous haha, just enough to get some recognition in public, but still be able to live a relatively normal life. Though, if I could magically travel around the world for free, I’d do it in a heartbeat.

12. Wearing:

• Slouchy, thin joggers and a tank top. If the sun wasn’t setting at 4:45 now, I wouldn’t even know it’s supposed to be winter! #SoCal

13. Favorite song:

Basically, I’ve got two moods...

• Wasabi by Little Mix

• Before You Go by Lewis Capaldi

14. Instruments (or Sport/Hobby):

• Since I don’t play an instrument, I’ll say golf, though I joke I’m semiretired from the game, now lol. Niall better watch out or I’ll kick his ass on the course! Muahaha

15. Random fact:

• I wish I had a British accent, I wouldn’t even care what kind haha. I studied in the UK for over a year and I’m pretty sure my American accent just kept getting stronger while I was there. 😩😩😩

16. Aesthetic:

• I basically live in exercise leggings *cue that ACTIVEWEAR skit* and I’ve had an affinity for comfy crop tops.

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So, that’s meeee. I honestly never do these things cuz I’m lazy as hell, but @padfootz-princess was nice enough to include me, again :).

Ngl, I don’t talk to many ppl on here, so I’ll tag those I’ve interacted with most recently :). Also, I did change a few of the questions, so feel free to do as you please!

I tag: @sighsofthetimes, @aimmyarrowshigh, @inconsequentialmania, @tommo-stylinson

[wakingsmile]

Y'ALL WANT A SORA IN YOUR ASKBOX OR NOT?!

[frizzyprison]

persona 5 but it’s actually based off high school musical 😳🤔

[uncreativc]

*  ♡ ╰  wong yukhei. twenty three. cismale + he/him  ⁄   any time kendal zheng is in the test kitchen they play boogie by brockhampton. the leo sign has been working at that’s amore for two years as a sugar rusher. since then the ebullient has built a reputation for being goofy & bold but also childish & stubborn. could that be the the reason why their palate enjoys shrimp and pb & j sandwiches ? but it for sure explains why crude drawings on recipes, worn baseball hats, weird late night texts, being loudest person at a party remind me of them. ☇ mars. 18+. she/they. est.

yeah yeah go ahead and say it mars late mars never on time :rolls_eyes:. mars doesnt even know the concept of time so yeah thats who i am and yeah i orbit around nothing thats why my names mars. this is my Himbo kendal no relation to jenner but he might joke about being part of the kardashians. this took way longer than i wanted it too but thats okay watched a video the other day that was doing pokemon races and shuckle won so :D below will be like a semblance of a bio

P I N T E R E S T   |  D O S S I E R 

google searches include: how many teeth do i have, are we running out of almonds, why do people eat corn off the cob, how much would a pyramid cost, am i in a pyramid scheme, if you die on an operating table and come back to life is your birthday changed?

SUUUUPER competitve if there is challenge videos coming out you know hes trying to get in on that. stuck a marble up his nose once to prove he could do it put an entire cupcake in his massive ass mouth no one would stop him. ATE A SPOONFUL OF WASABI FOR WHAT?!

kendal is a middle child and it defintiely shows, their dumbass chaotic nature was definitely born out of being neglected and forgotten about. living in a shadow wasnt the greatest for them and then not even getting the attention of being a baby for long by his moms did their best to be equal with them all but kendal felt ****it****. they play it off as just being goofy and playful most of the time but he can get up to some real trouble when he feels like it. mostly out of just making bad decisions

too much energy - talks too much and is bad for interrupting he generally doesnt really have anything of use to add to a conversation other than weird stories, strange questions, and weird conspiracy theories but hes fun and loud and loves to be the centre of attention. this can be annoying honesly hes friendly and loyal he’d never turn someone down till the day he dies its just... bro is a lot to deal with sometimes hes so much of a loud ass clown and go against clearly something you told him not to do like jump up on a table leave a complete mess in the kitchen squeeze toothpaste in the middle of the tube. you know shit like that.

definitely is scared easily like you could easily scare him in the kitchen hes scared of the most stupid things like dark mirrors, his hair blowing off his body and landing on a dead body and him becoming a suspect for a murder. 

he loooooves camping which is kinda funny for someone who gets scared about the most irrational things. does he think a bear is gonna come and rip his tent apart? yeah probably but he still likes it. defintiely went to boy scouts growing up earned a lot of badges learned how to tie knots you know the usual. only had his moms cheat and make him patches like... once or twice. 

probably forgot it was your birthday or that you invited him out to something. you know the nana you have that never remembers and just sends random gifts and they say happy birthday. yeah thats him.

a little oblivious he wont know if youve caught feelings for him and assumes everything is just playful until otherwise told thats what he gets for flirting too much without even realizing. it gets him into trouble because people think they have something and he’s just like :O i thought we were just bros. maybe if he wasnt so flirty and dumb this wouldnt be a problem but its not going to stop him any time soon. hes very casually flirty with everyone he meets honestly. hes just a goof and a lot of times that shit comes off as super flirting and if you think it is.... youre right!

hes definitely more of a house party kind of guy or get his and sit on the back porch and launch water ballooons at a friend down on the ground. yeah he probably got a concussion from that once because he didnt realize that whiplash is a thing like a true idiot and it definitely knocked him out cold.

has a peanut allergy jokes about either living by the sword that he does not have but swears that he does or die by his peanut allergy.

likes mood rings pokemon cards and worm on a string. yes hes made people worm on a string before as pretty much a friendship bracelet. imagine a dude at a party blasted out of his mind coming up to you and handing you a worm on a string and saying youre his friend and that you deserve this. 

hes a cowboy grew up in the south and definitely plays that up loves dirt biking rock climbing and pretty much everything that doesnt entirely involve working on his farm like he doesnt like horses but does like goats you know? 

asked for an extension through email on his wiiu because he lost his computer somewhere

organized mess. you know that chapstick you dropped like three weeks ago he left it there because he knows exactly where it is. like he could just keep things tidy but what would be the fun in that. doesnt follow recipes like ever just kind of tries to eyeball and remember how things were made

WANTED CONS 

tinder date/ set ups that either led to something or didnt

good friend who hacked their instagram one night and started responding to dms just funny doesnt have to been anything crude. they do it to each other some nights like just hang out

hookups. good or bad. one night stand or on going.

party friends he gave them a worm on a string or something got really fucked up and they tried to make like exactly mcdonlds nuggets the boot ones all night

they stole something from your muse ( bike, spatula, idk anything )  and they caught them LSMDLSMDLMDSLM

they stayed up one night and tried to fully solve a cold case even went to the library so late that they got kicked out. it was a long night full of energy drinks and crazy theories. they still do this sometimes now.

crushes they can be mutual or one sided i really dont mind. like i said before danny kind of gets crushes really easily and they kind of just dissapear out of nowhere as well but like we could work something out

exes good bad or indifferent i really dont mind

old childhod friends could be from summer camp or an old teammate when he used to play more sports, could be literally anything i am down i love past connects 

roommates PLEASE

made edibles that were too strong together ended fucking them over for days

they movie hoped or dine and dashed together like i really dont mind just something funny 

someone he makes videos with id love to brainstorm a really stupid like alt series with another sugar rusher or maybe not even a sugar rusher im down for anything 

rock climbing/paint ball/laser tag friends? video games like smash or something theyre super competitve together 

im good for plotting anything 

[lumilasi]

Random oc facts (updated)

Because I’m bored

and because lot of stuff in this was now inaccurate after having been using my characters more in my stories, so I wanted to update this. 

(Well, to be fair, Wasabi, Reidou and Rankure haven’t appeared in any, tho Wasabi might)

Kain

- his health slowly gets better over the years, so as an adult he suffers less from complications such as vertigo, migraines, nausea, etc. His vision however ends up getting impaired hence he wears glasses.

- He does regain a little bit of emotional range overtime, and initially it is actually dangerous, because he can’t quite handle it. Namely, he can’t handle anger which tends to be the first emotion coming through. Him getting angry can cause his quirk to go out of control and even harm allies. 

- He’s not really available for dating due to being Aro/Ace, but he’d take advantage of someone crushing on him probably, if it could lead to something interesting/help him with whatever he is doing at the time.

- His relationship with Ryuu is difficult to describe; it’s not romantic by any means, but there is a very strong companionship bond between the two that has pretty much majority of the elements romantic relationships have, except the whole romance and intimacy part. 

- That being said Kain is definitely the boss of their relationship, and he tends to be a bit “parenty”/mentoring towards Ryuu, rather than viewing him as his equal. He does always take Ryuu’s thoughts and feelings into accordance, but mostly is the one making decisions. 

- Kain has a bit of a fixation on keeping promises, to the point he has a compulsory need to fulfill them. As a result, he tries to be very careful when speaking and wording things, to make sure he can leave himself some leeway. When his emotions start to creep back however, he tends to be less careful about it which can be taken advantage of by someone. 

- When it comes to the other three, Kain has respect for Reidou due to her babysitting him/trying to help him as a child before she was forced away. He finds Wasabi amusing and is fond of the kid (not as much as Ryuu) and is mostly neutral/disinterested in Rankure.

Ryuu

- Ryuu initially found Wasabi really annoying, but grew pretty fond of the kid quickly and is nowadays almost as protective over him as he’s over Kain

- Ryuu is pretty dumb and not a tactician by any means, he more follows his instincts or Kain’s instructions. He has near unshakable trust towards Kain, and looks up to him a lot due to how smart he is, and how calm he can stay in tough situations - both traits Ryuu secretly wishes he had. 

- Ryuu doesn’t usually recognize if someone flirts with him, he’s bit of an airhead in that department. If he does find out someone has a crush on him, he usually doesn’t know how to react, mostly questioning the person’s taste. While he has a very close bond with Kain, he’s never felt any physical or romantic attraction towards him per say. For Ryuu, Kain is his family that accepts him for who he is, it’s as simple as that. 

- he mostly comes off as brash, reckless and wild bastard who doesn’t give a shit, but that’s not entirely true; when he worries over somebody, Ryuu tends to calm down remarkably and hold back a lot if the situation needs it. Some people who’ve only ever seen his “villain” face would probably not recognize him when he’s being genuinely concerned over somebody.

- He has a wacky horrible taste in fashion, and if he could he’d wear the most random colorful shit he could get his hands on. Mainly because of the tight dress code in the orphanage he grew up in, it’s another form of “Fuck you” to the people who ran it. 

Wasabi

- Often wants to go on a dimensional trip with Kain and Ryuu, his mums usually won’t let him for a good reason

- He was pretty much home-schooled as Rankure couldn’t really bring him to any school initially due to the gang-trouble she was having, and later with Kei they figured his current mind-set would not necessarily be able to handle the setting and could result in him getting hurt, or other kids getting hurt.

- Wasabi almost always carries around a stick or so as a weapon, and he gets really upset if it breaks, sulking over it four hours, or until he finds a better stick.

- Adult Wasabi’s fighting style resembles Ryuu’s a lot with how fast his reflexes are and how much it involves kicking. He’s a bit smarter than Ryuu though, able to think more tactically, though not to the same extent as Kain. 

Rankure

- She tends to still visit her brother Higure’s grave every now and then, though she has to disguise herself when going to the city given her criminal record and the fact some people still have beef with her

- Rankure tends to always jump and perch up to somewhere high if Ryuu catches her off-guard. Her first reaction to meeting him and recognizing him as the infamous villain ’Frostbite’ was pretty much the same - and hiding behind Kei.

- She’s even more afraid of Kain, and honestly thankful the ginger tends to ignore her for the most part. generally, Rankure is easy to startle and scare.

- She loves to floof Kei’s already floofy hair and plop her head/face in there. She also likes to do this with Wasabi.

Kei

- She’s fully aware of how dangerous Ryuu (and Kain) are, but given her distrust in the hero-system due to what happened when she was a teen, Kei has chosen not to make a fuss if they are around, as long as the two behave. Plus calling the cops could just get her GF arrested too. (The villagers of the place they live in don’t really know about Rankure’s background, let alone the two boys)

- She still carries guilt over not being able to save Kain all those years ago, both from his dad and himself, which is also probably why she chooses to sort of turn a blind eye to their presence and occasional actions. You could call her morally grey or ’morally exhausted’ as she likes to put it.

- Kei was primarily the one to teach Wasabi how to read and write, as well as other basic stuff. She was also willing to teach him about whatever caught his interest, be it explaining how rain works, or how sushi is made.

- Generally speaking, Kain and Ryuu tend to lay low around the place, as both respect Kei enough to not cause problems.