Val Venis, Billy Gunn x Fem Reader- "Where's the Beef?"
Even though I will admit some male and female porn stars are sexy, porn does not sexually arouse me at all, really!
And the porn that doesn't sexually arouse me is porn films, even if it has sexy men in it.
There's other sexual things out there I don't like either.
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Professional wrestlers are often stereotyped in movies, TV shows and cartoons as having cartoonishly muscular bodybuilder physiques.
If they're not stereotyped like that, then professional wrestlers are stereotyped in pop culture as these fat behemoths like Andre the Giant and Vader.
Stereotypes exist for a reason.
And professional wrestling, especially the World Wrestling Federation used to have a lot male wrestlers with hugely muscular physiques.
The WWF's former CEO, Vince McMahon---who made the WWF a worldwide phenomenon and household name---is often said to love "big sweaty men", and again, stereotypes exist for a reason.
Why do you think Vince McMahon pushed Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior to the moon during the 1980's and early 1990's? And then tried pushing Lex Luger and Psycho Sid during the 1990's? And then Brock Lesnar, Triple H and Batista during the 2000's?
Vince McMahon also got in trouble in the early 1990's for giving his male pro wrestlers steroids, which as we all know gives people muscular physiques.
Despite that the WWF underwent a major steroid scandal in the early 1990's, there were still a few pro wrestlers after the early 90's that did have rather muscular physiques.
The word "beefy" means muscular, brawny and burly.
And "beefy" has the word "beef" in the title, and as we all know, "beef" is a type of meat.
Speaking of meat, despite that the WWF's Attitude era and even the WWE's Ruthless Aggression era are 2 of the most loved WWE/F eras ever, the thing about those eras that has aged the worst is the way the women's division were mostly treated.
As we all know, the women's roster in those eras were mostly treated like sex objects, making the women's division do bra & panties and evening gown matches (where 2 women in the ring will try to rip each other's dresses or outfits off until the loser is down to her bra & panties), mud/gravy/pudding matches (where 2 women will roll around in a pool filled with pudding, mud or gravy), lingerie pillow fights (where 2 women in lingerie or negligees hit each other with pillows), spanking matches (where 2 women try to reach for one paddle to spank the opponent's ass), bikini contests (where women in bikinis get judged for either their beauty, their bikini, or both) and the list goes on.
Even women who were actual professional wrestlers like Jacqueline, Ivory and Tori had to do a few of those kinds of matches and bikini contests.
Not to mention, the WWF/E during those eras would hire beautiful models that had never had any wrestling training before joining any wrestling companies and turn them into wrestlers, or "divas", like Sable, Debra, Terri Runnels, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, the Kat, Christy Hemme, Layla El, Michelle McCool, Candice Michelle, Kelly Kelly, Ashley Massaro, and Maria Kanellis.
Granted, Stacy and Torrie were in WCW before joining the WWF/E and so was Terri Runnels, but they were women hired for their beauty and never had any wrestling training before joining wrestling companies.
Of course they had to hire models and turn them into wrestlers as well as make them do bra & panties matches and lingerie pillow fights, would people want to see some female wrestler like Bull Nakano or Bertha Faye doing water balloon fights in bikinis?
As if that wasn't bad enough, you had Jerry Lawler on commentary endlessly sexualizing and leering at the beautiful women in the company, always getting excited every time Debra opens her top up and shows her cleavage and Jerry Lawler screams out "Puppies!!!" (which is Attitude era lingo for a woman's breasts).
To make matters worse, there were moments like "off the rope" matches, where, if a male wrestler falls off the ropes and out of the ring, some beautiful WWF diva like Terri Runnels or the Kat has to take a piece of her outfit off.
There were also plenty moments of WWF/E women ripping each other's outfits off even not during a wrestling match.
However, during a time when women in the WWF were needlessly oversexualized and objectified, you decided to pay some equal opportunity by sexualizing the male wrestlers, and I'll get to that later.
At the end of 1999, you did a World Wrestling Federation commercial.
In that commercial, you looked at the camera and asked "Tired of the World Wrestling Federation treating women like pieces of meat?".
After you asked that question, there were brief archived clips of Jerry Lawler exclaiming "Puppies!" while Debra reveals her cleavage, Shawn Michaels telling Debra to strip for him, Jerry Lawler objectifying Sable on commentary, and Debra and Nicole Bass doing a bikini contest.
The camera then went back to you, where you were filmed from above your shoulders.
Of course, that question you asked is the pot calling the kettle black considering you were sexually objectified many times during the Attitude era as well as in other wrestling companies (and in other WWE/F eras like the Ruthless Aggression era).
"Well, guess who's the butcher?" you asked as you looked into the camera and the camera filmed you above your shoulders.
The camera then cut to another shot of you standing behind a shirtless Val Venis, who was flexing one of his arms with his iconic sleazy grin on his face while the skin on his body looked so shiny.
"Professional wrestlers have such muscular, beefy bodies" you demonstrated as you stood behind Val Venis, where your arms were wrapped around his body, one of your hands stroking up and down his torso. "And beef is another word for meat"
When you said how beef is another word for meat, the camera zoomed in on your face and filmed you above your shoulders saying that, and you weren't standing behind Val and having your arms wrapped around his waist.
"Beating your meat is a lot of fun" you said as you looked into the camera, your body walking sideways as your head was turned sideways looking at the camera, your body not touching Val or even standing behind him.
He wasn't even shown on camera when you said that innuendo.
The camera then cut to clips of you doing wrestling moves on male wrestlers in the ring, beating these male wrestlers up doing these opponents.
"I know I sure love to beat meat" you bragged when the camera then cut to filming you above your shoulders.
The camera began showing clips of you performing "low blows" on male wrestlers, where you make a fist and punch them in their crotch.
The camera then showed you standing next to Billy Gunn, who had his long hair hanging down and he was shirtless in this commercial, flexing one of his biceps and showing it in front of the camera as his head was turned sideways in front of the bicep he was flaunting.
"Pro wrestlers have such meaty, juicy bodies" you purred to the camera, your index finger sliding across the top of Billy's bicep he was showing off. "And meat may be raw, but it's best when it's hot"
When you said that, the camera first filmed you above your shoulders, but when you said "it's best when it's hot", the camera filmed you standing behind Billy Gunn and your arms were wrapped around him, one of your hands squeezing his genitals.
"I just love juicy meat" you purred to the camera.
During the Attitude era, you were a Godsend.
Why?
Because during an era that objectified women, you objectified men.
Some of your Attitude era moments of you objectifying men included pinching Steven Regal's ass and telling him he's really cute with a shiteating grin on your face, seducing Triple H and Shawn Michaels if they'd like to make a sandwich with you with lots of meat and mayonnaise, seducing Triple H to fuck you, you rubbing your hands on Shawn Michaels' bare chest as you straddle his lap, you licking the water off of Val Venis' body after he stepped out of the shower, and asking Al Snow if he would like some head (and you're not talking about his mannequin head he carried) only to then proceed to squat down and imply you're giving him a blowjob.
There's even more examples in the Attitude era of you sexually objectifying men.
You also objectified men on television and pay-per-views in ECW, WCW, the WWE's Ruthless Aggression era and in other wrestling companies.
What is sexual objectification?
When you aren't interested in the qualities of a person, but more interested in having sex with them, or using someone for sexual pleasure.
And you used a lot of men in wrestling for sexual pleasure.
Recently, there would be social media posts that would read "The Attitude era treated women like sex objects!" only to show clips of you sexually objectifying men in that era.
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Better than ever... (One Shot) WIP
(Sorry best one I could find ... this does not take place during WCW though,it takes place in 2021 and was inspired by seeing Eric Bischoff back on Raw.)
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It was just another monday night on Raw, or that’s what I thought. I was walking down the hallway with some of the other Divas,when I felt one of them nudge me and say, “Hey Rox,Isn’t that Eric?”
I stopped what I was saying and looked to where she was pointing. Sure enough there talking to The Miz, was Eric Bischoff, former GM, Former owner of WCW and...
“Didn’t you two date?” Asked Liv Morgan,she wasn’t new but she hadn’t been around the time Eric had been GM.
I looked at her in mild surprise. We had tried to keep our 5 year relationship a secret then, not too surprising that anyone had figured it out though.
The blond goth gave Roxy a look, saying pretty much what she had been thinking. “ C’mon. I watched it back then, it was pretty obvious you guys had more than an on screen relationship. The whole Boss/Employee dynamic.”
“Oh she worked under him alright.” Natalya murmerred,smirking.
I gave her a wide eyed look. “Nattie!”
“What?” Natalya shrugged in mock innocence.
“Seriously though you two had major chemistry!” Liv exclaimed.
“Totally, even more than I do with Paul.” Kayla Braxton,who had been quite until now,agreed with a nod. “What happened?” She asked.
They looked at me expectantly,all but Nat who already knew everything.
I looked past them,not answering for a moment, as I stared at Eric,his crisp white suit perfectly matching the white of his short styled hair,setting off his dark tan even more, he may have aged but he still looked every bit as handsome and confident as I remembered.
“It’s complicated...” I trialed off then as Eric finally saw us,saw me and walked slowly over.
Eric’s usually cocky grin was their as he nodded a hello. “Ladies.” It faltered a bit upon seeing me. “Roxy....You all are looking lovely this evening.” He said to all of us but didn’t move his gaze from mine.
Sensing the tension, Natalya linked an arm through Liv and Kayla’s. “Hi Eric. So we’re gonna go...” She said,dragging the girls along with her.
“But I wanted to hear-” Liv’s protest was cut off by Nattie.
“I’ll tell you on the way.” She insisted. Then glanced at me, “If that’s alright with you Roxy?” She asked.
I nodded absently,better then telling them myself, I thought as I stared back at Eric who’s eyes roved over me.
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