#wdym what did he do???? he has a fucking great ass

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Guys is my name really that bad? 😟

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Love Between Fairy And Devil Commentary Part 3

The final one! Excerpts from my reactions while watching episodes 25-36! Apologies for the delay

Part 1 | Part 2

SPOILERS ahead!

when did shangque fall in love with her anyway i feel like it snuck up on me. like it was obvious it was going to happen, but the how happened subtly

the grooms need to get DRESSED

it would be hilarious if girlie and sauron get together now and kiss and people see and incest rumors cause the weddings to fall apart

wow sauron looks SO weird with his hair up

a red wedding is about to happen // its snowing as well for maximum effect

he cannot control hellfire well anymore he really should not be doing this

i love that him being 'injured' means he got eyeliner and dark lipstick

she didnt fail the tribulation besties she is fine

FINALLY we get a badass moment from girlie

wdym 'why cant i control hellfire' its obviously cause you have emotions again

have i mentioned how much i hate jin guangshan

did she just feed him her blood to heal? what in the svsss?

girlie's 'i want to jump into the river' after getting caught locking lips was so cute

also why is everyone acting like they dont know why sauron cant use hellfire // i mean he was against her restoring his emotions for this very reason??

god i knew they were gonna be disgustingly cute

i think jieli was prettier in the mortal clothes but girlie is definitely more gorgeous in her immortal robes

i really appreciate the little comedic moments scattered through this show

omg this is beautiful // the women singing together for the return of their men // very avatar like

DAMN that was an eventful two episodes // the wedding happened, batman appeared, everything went to plan, batmans identity was revealed, girlie and sauron finally kinda got together, danyin and ice man came back and girlie's true identity was also revealed

its so crazy that they are saying they need to settle the score as if sauron hasnt regularly whooped jack frost's ass completely

girlie you were happy as a mortal cause you were rich

omg she is literally 'i see you as a nice friend'-ing him rn. i didn't expect this level of self awareness

sauron feeling proud of dragon boy for scoring a date

sorry dragon boy jieli is a businessminded woman

i feel like a matchmaking auntie watching these cuties together

oh good batman backstory // he literally has no parents. but he is also blind like a bat. and uses sound - the flute. // i am a genius

HAN PU!????????? baby batman is HAN PU (who rules the world reference)

also batman is literally luo binghe (svsss reference)

good for jin guangshan and jack frost's mom for running away and escaping this madness

frostie is suicidal. cue the beat boxing song

YES GO FULL HIPPIE ICEY BOY

that man did NOT swallow

DANYIN? danyin is the baby??? then why does the pregnant lady look like jieli???

i am 99% convinced fake old god is gonna die

this is a very random last minute storyline/backstory that i did seriously not see coming

has jieli been a plant by catwoman and batman this whole time?? thats why she cant reciprocate dragon's feelings?

shangque stop saying you'll forgive her manipulating you

damn the whole city gathered to stop him from getting laid

he wants to mawwy herrr

this is why dating villains is fun, they truly dont give a fuck about right or wrong, just you. great romance

he didnt go to hang locks! does he need to get the spike in him right NOW?

that punishment is so awful sauron become 3D in a 2D show

there is lightning! are they gonna kiss kiss body swap again?

why dont they just tell emo boy girlie isnt a fairy, she is the goddess of xishun

this conflict is seriously so unneccessary, she is a GODDESS

the people on twitter were right, this does get only better as you keep watching

thats not a cave, thats a torture chamber

and he decided to share her pain // ofcourse he did

thats a long ass wig

i thought he was gonna carry her but them walking hand in hand is so much better

ice man and jin guangshan's fathers name is lord DONG that is amazing

wowwwwww danyin just confessed her love in front of EVERYONE // balls // she has got balls

girlie's true identity was the fix-it of everything huh

dragon boy is brave to the point of stupid giving jieli all his money // omg is she finally accepting him // i wonder what they will get up to in his dragon form

now wtf is happening here

plot is now aiming at killing girlie i see

i dont see how he didnt see the loss of hellfire coming from miles away after he got his emotions back, i mean wasnt he so opposed to it for this very reason??

i cant believe they hurt my babygirl dragon boy

the phrase "menacing fairies" is quite funny

sauron just wants to live in domestic bliss but the plot wants WAR

i love the meek obedient expression sauron gets on his face around girlie

he is too smart to work with an obviously evil swirling dark cloud // right?

mr sauron i thought you werent gonna lie to her

she has gotten good at setting boundaries

is he possesed rn or just what is happening

i hope the war lives up to the hype, unlike who rules the world // i mean we have been talking about it for literally 30 episodes

the crazy thing is that if he had been straight up with her and told her why she has to die she would have killed herself easily

jieli is fucking smart

I GET IT NOW // he cant take off the bone orchid cause she is devoted to him, so he has break her heart so he can take it off

oooo is it time for ✨war✨

for two opposing armies the fairy realm and demon realm sure have the exact same armour

i think even if she tries to kill herself she wont die cause of special goddess powers

ooooo i think he will use the evil qi and then girlie will purify it

wow her screams of pain are quite intense

honestly i am sick of lady war just having no agency in this story // like lets have her come back to life and tell off batman please

ohhh its the long awaited batman vs iceman fight

they sure picked a place with terrible visibility for this war huh

who tf is qingchuan???

after all this time iceman just now found out batman is ronghao?

love how lady si ming still hasnt shown up again // though i do still believe she will

i knew it!! her magic dust brought everyone back to life

that god(dess) for better visibility amirite

wait are they still pretending she isnt gonna live

sauron doesnt have enough sand on his face, he face planted multiple times. i need him to be coughing up sand

oh wow she is actually disintigrating thanos snap style

why is jieli not just telling dragon boy the truth that she was poisoned? is it cause she knows catwoman is gonna come after her and she doesnt want him to get hurt?

and now batmans all happy and shit?? rude

omg stop manipulating lady war i am sick and tired of her agency being taken away

awwww this is a very cute sequence if not for the fact that he is definitely dreaming

wow watching sauron smile with all his teeth is weirddd

so i guess the remaining 5 eps will be him trying to get girlie back

if dragon boi dies i am gonna riot

oh its a dream sharing incense burner!

woooooow hot take from ice man there 'she will come back from death cause she hasnt married me yet'

i love the juxtaposition of the chaos irl and the serenity in his dream

i am really confused about the girlie marrying iceman prophecy because there is no way thats gonna happen right? unless she has some serious memory loss or something

i am so confused about ronghao's feeling towards lady war

jin guangshan is a fucking bitch

hah i knew lady si ming was gonna turn up

what a power couple though lady si ming and her dragon living together forever

popping back in to say i was right about the memory loss (i stopped in the last few eps cause i was tired lol)

i hate memory loss tropes btw // her memories better come back

did lady war just off danyin?? // misdirect

after i was done i had some last words to say

the ending wasnt bad exactly, plot wise, but i missed the light hearted tone of the show in the last six episodes and also why do we get more fluff in the middle than at the end??

all i wanted was to see them getting married and sitting on the moon throne as king and queen

and not a single jielie/shangque kiss?? we were ROBBED

And that's it folks!! Overall a very fun and enjoyable experience, would recommend!

[elliesguitarstrings]

Just Friends

Masterlist

Pairing: Tom Holland x Actress!Reader

Summary: You and Tom haven’t seen each other since filming Uncharted, and you decide to surprise him at his Jimmy Kimmel interview. Although you’ve always been “just friends,” you can’t help but think there’s something more.

A/N: Hey y’all sorry it’s been a few days since I last posted, I’ve just been super stressed with school and stuff, but I actually really like this fic and I hope you guys like it too!

Warnings: Language, fluff, angst if you squint

WC: 2.4k

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It’s been months since you and Tom last saw each other in person.

While filming Uncharted, the two of you had become extremely close, hanging out in each other’s trailers and spending all of your free time together. In such a short period, you had become best friends, but neither of you could deny the spark of something more. Unfortunately, the two of you never got to explore that spark because of the short time limit. After wrapping, you and Tom went your separate ways, him to Atlanta to film Spiderman 3, and you back to your hometown for a well-deserved break.

That doesn’t mean you two haven’t stayed in contact though. You and Tom have texted and facetimed almost every day since you parted ways, or as much as his busy filming schedule allows. Throughout this time, however, you never seemed to discuss the obvious love connection between you two. Without actually speaking about it, you both seemed to agree that that conversation would be better to have in person.

This bring us to today, where Tom is backstage at Jimmy Kimmel, anxiously waiting for his interview segment of the show. He picks up his phone and decides to text you before he goes on to settle his nerves, wishing you were here to comfort him in person.

T: Are you watching the show yet?

Y: yep I already have my tv turned to abc! are you going on soon?

T: Yeah, I’m so nervous though

Y: why? you’ve been on the show before and you’re like amazing at interviews

T: Idk, Jimmy just said “be ready for a surprise” and he looked really suspicious so I’m scared

T: I just hope they don’t bring like Jennifer Aniston out or something because I would totally freeze and make a fool out of myself

Y: lmao that would be kinda funny tho, but I’m sure you have nothing to worry about

T: Okay we’ll see haha

T: Gtg I’m on in 10, I’ll facetime you after I’m done!

Y: kk, good luck tommy :)

T: Ahh thank you!!

What Tom doesn’t know is that you are ten times more nervous than him. While he’s under the impression that you’re sitting on your living room couch watching the show, you are actually in the dressing room down the hall from him.

Last month, when Tom told you he was going to be on Jimmy Kimmel to promote Cherry, you had the idea to surprise him. You emailed Jimmy not expecting a response, but to your surprise, he actually emailed you back and loved your idea.

So, here you are, waiting backstage and shaking with anticipation to surprise Tom. To be completely honest, you’re even more nervous now that you know Tom is expecting some big star like Jennifer Aniston, who you know has always been his biggest celebrity crush. But nonetheless, you shake off the nerves as best as you can, just hoping everything goes well.

“Please welcome our first guest… Tom Holland everyone!” you hear Jimmy’s voice over the speaker in your dressing room.

Now that Tom is on stage, you can safely leave the room without him seeing you, and you head to the side stage, waiting for your cue.

Tom and Jimmy talk about Cherry for a few minutes, and you can’t help but admire him. His voice, his face, his outfit, everything about him is just perfect. And even better, he’s here in person, closer than he’s been to you in a long time. It takes every ounce of self-control in you to stop yourself from running onstage and hugging him now. ‘Only a minute longer,’ you tell yourself.

“So, other than Cherry, what other upcoming projects are you working on?” Jimmy inquires onstage.

Almost there…

“Well, as most of you know,” Tom addresses the audience, “I’m filming Spiderman 3 right now, which has been going brilliantly. It’s definitely going to be the best one of all the Spiderman movies I’ve done. And I just wrapped on a film called Uncharted a few months ago in Berlin, which was so much fun.”

“Ooh, Uncharted, tell us more about that!"

“Yeah, well it’s based on the video game, and I play the main character, Nathan Drake, who’s on a quest throughout the film. It’s a lot like Spiderman in a way, with all the stunts and stuff, and I think it’s going to turn out great, I can’t wait to see it finished.”

“That sounds like a lot of fun! And if I’m not mistaken, you seem to have met a certain Y/N Y/L/N while filming?”

“Oh, Y/N, yeah, she’s great,” he starts to gush, and you immediately smile, “we became friends super fast, and I miss her so much. I wish she could be here right now, but she’s watching from home actually, so hey Y/N!” he looks directly at the camera and waves, as if he’s waving to you through the screen.

That’s your cue. You tiptoe onstage behind Tom, trying your best to shush the immediate gasps from the audience.

“Well Tom,” Jimmy smiles, “I think your wish may have come true.”

“Huh?” Tom looks around, confused, until his eyes land on you, and he completely freezes.

“Hey Tom,” you smile.

“Y/N! Holy shit! You’re here, you’re actually here!” he exclaims, not caring that he just cursed on live TV.

Tom immediately springs off the couch and sprints to you, arms outstretched. As soon as he reaches you, he picks you up in a tight hug and spins you around, both of you laughing. He sets you down, but still keeps you in a tight embrace, not pulling away until neither of you can breathe. He steps backwards to take you in, still trying to fathom that you’re actually here, with him, after all this time.

“Y/N, wha-, how? I thought you were at your house!” Tom can barely form a sentence, smiling wider than ever and completely out of breath.

“Eh, my house was boring. I thought it would be more fun here with you,” you smile.

He pulls you in again, whispering, “I missed you so fucking much.”

“You have no idea,” you whisper back, resting your forehead on his.

The two of you lock eyes, and for a moment, it’s like you are the only two people in the world. You both start to lean in, lips almost touching, when Jimmy interjects.

“Alright, you two, while that was very sweet, we do still have the rest of the show to get through, so why don’t you come sit down,” Jimmy laughs, bringing you and Tom back to reality.

“Right, of course,” Tom responds, trying his best to keep cool in front of the audience.

Tom ushers you to the couch, keeping one hand on the small of your back as he follows you. He keeps his arm around you when you sit, staying as close to you as possible without raising any more suspicions from the audience.

“So, you two, huh?” Jimmy smirks.

“What? Oh, no, Jimmy, we- we’re just friends,” you laugh trying your best to hide the obvious blush on your cheeks.

“I don’t know, that seemed like a little more than just friend behavior to me over there,”

“What do you expect, I haven’t seen her in half a year!” Tom exclaims, saving you from more embarrassment.

“Okay, okay, fine. Just friends,” he turns to the camera and winks, earning laughs from the audience.

“Anyways Y/N, we already talked about Tom, so tell us about you! How was your experience filming Uncharted?” thankfully, Jimmy moves on.

“Well, up until this point I had only really done small indie films, so it was definitely a major change. But Tom was so nice in helping me and it actually turned out to be such an amazing experience, probably the most fun I’ve ever had filming a movie…”

You go on for a few more minutes, talking to Jimmy about your role in Uncharted and your career in general, exchanging small glances with Tom, who just sat back and listened, completely entranced by you.

“Alright, well thank you so much for coming Y/N, it was great to have you! I’m afraid I have to keep Tom for a few more minutes for our next segment, but you’ll have him all to yourself soon enough,” Jimmy smiles.

You laugh, “Thank you so much for having me Jimmy, it was such a pleasure!”

You stand up and hug both Jimmy and Tom, giving Tom a small peck on the cheek before you walk offstage, waving to the audience as you leave.

You smile all the way back to your dressing room, completely overjoyed that you were successful in surprising Tom. As soon as you sat down on the small couch, not even two minutes after you walked offstage, your phone starts blowing up with notifications.

You see that your best friend texted you, so you check that first.

BFF: so you and tom huh? girl why didn’t you tell me?????

Y: what no???

Y: we’re just friends!!

BFF: that’s not what literally all of twitter thinks

Y: wdym? they don’t know anything

BFF: go check rn, i’m telling you they’re going batshit crazy over you two

You check Twitter and immediately see the fans already going crazy over you and Tom.

“just friends”????? bullshit did y’all see the way they almost KISSED?????

TOM AND Y/N I SHIP I SHIP I SHIP

did y’all see the way tom looked at y/n? he’s totally in love omg

UGH I’M SO JEALOUS AKSDHJSAHDSHD I WANT TO BE Y/N SO BAD

they’re so cute help omg

THE WAY Y/N FLEW OUT TO CALIFORNIA JUST TO SURPRISE TOM??? JUST FRIENDS MY ASS

Were you really being that obvious? You quickly call your friend, looking for some advice on what to do, and she picks up right away.

“Okay you were right, they’re going absolutely insane,” you start.

“I mean what do you expect y’all almost kissed on live tv!”

“Shut up.”

“Come onnnnn Y/N, I know you like him and he obviously likes you too so just talk to him! You already know that you two would be the cutest fucking couple ever. Plus you already have the approval of twitter what more could you need?”

You laugh, but you’re still hesitant.

“I don’t know, what if he doesn’t like me back?

“HE. ALMOST. KISSED. YOU. ON. LIVE. FUCKING. TELEVISON. I THINK HE LIKES YOU BACK BITCH!”

“Okay first of all we didn’t almost kiss, and second of all I don’t want to ruin our friendship. Plus how would I even tell him?”

“Okay YES YOU DID ALMOST KISS! And this isn’t middle school! Just tell him how you feel.”

“I’ll think about it.”

“Think about what?”

You whip around and see Tom standing at your dressing room door.

“Fuck I gotta call you back,” you whisper, quickly hanging up the phone.

You turn back to Tom, still standing in the doorway.

“How much of that did you hear?” you ask, blushing profusely.

“Um, all of it I think,” Tom looks down and you immediately start to freak out.

Tom, however, looks back up at you and smirks.

“So you like me huh?”

You stay silent for a moment, a billion thoughts running through your head. You contemplate denying it and staying just friends with Tom. But then you think back to what your best friend told you just a second ago.

“Just tell him how you feel.”

“Yeah Tom. I like you. And not as a friend. This isn’t really the way I intended on telling you, and I get if you don’t feel the same way, but the way I feel about you isn’t just platonic. There’s a connection between us that I felt since the day we met and I can’t help but think that you feel it too. And then today it just got, like, ten times stronger and I-“

Tom promptly cuts you off by cupping your jaw and placing his lips on yours, sending a rush throughout your entire body. His lips feel like heaven, moving ever so gently against yours, and again, it feels like you two are the only people on Earth. The kiss is warm and loving, and although it doesn’t last long, the moment has already been engraved in your mind for eternity.

He pulls back, looking into your eyes, making sure he hasn’t made a mistake, but you only stare back at him ten times more lovingly.

“You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to do that.” he whispers.

“Me too,” you whisper back.

He takes your hands in his, “Y/N, I do feel that connection, and I want us to be more than just friends. I always have.”

As much as you are relieved that Tom feels the same way, you can’t help but worry.

“What about the distance? Are you sure we can handle that?”

“Of course we can,” Tom assures you, “I don’t care how far away we are from each other, I love you, and I’m never letting any amount of distance take that away.”

“But these past few months have been so hard without you, and we haven’t even been dating, I just- I don’t want to be apart from you anymore.”

“Then move in with me. Come to London and live with me!”

“Okay,” you grin.

“Wait, really?” Tom questions, taken aback.

“Yeah, why not? I mean, obviously we won’t be able to be together all the time because of our jobs, but it’ll be the closest thing.”

“Are you sure? That’s a big commitment to move that far.”

“I’m positive Tom. You’re my best friend, and now, I guess you’re my boyfriend,” you giggle, “I love you too, and I want to be with you, even if that means moving thousands of miles to London.”

Tom smiles, “You called me your boyfriend.”

“Shut up you dork, come here.”

You pull him in for another kiss, still feeling like you’re floating. Your lips once again move perfectly together, as if they’re made for each other. You’re completely consumed in him, and him in you, and in this moment, you know that he is the only one for you. In this moment, you know that you want to spend the rest of your life with him, and only him, and it’s the best feeling in the world.

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[emmamountebanks]

Not inspired at ALL by my job at a build a bear, wdym?

Emma Dylan and Max wreck havoc upon a build a bear. How you may ask? (prolly not but I'll tell you anyways)

Max gets Dylan something, Dylan gets Emma something and Emma gets Max something. Max is very sweet when recording something for Dylan (maybe a song he likes or just a nice lil message like 'Hey Dylan, you're doing great :]' hes just vvv sweet), getting him a lil frog :]. And he shells out a lil more cash to make the frog smell like strawberries

Dylan is the worst person to ever get a build a bear from I am so sorry to Emma. The bear? The most brightly coloured fucking unicorn you can find (im not kidding the hooves are like a disco ball. 0/10 to stuff) The recording? The most sappy thing to ever walk this earth the employee accidently played it and turned bright red but he has NO SHAME and was super smug about it. Emma will kill him and he will laugh. The heart? He shelled out to make it beat to scare the crap out of her when the unicorn just starts to vibrate.

And Emma,,,oh sweet Emma,,,,poor Max, she's just cackling thinking about what she's gonna do. A recording, the vibrating heart, bubblegum scent, the whole shabang. The song is his least favourite pop song of all time just to torment him, he plays it and its the song he has to skip or mute or change the station because he CANNOT STAND IT, and there it is, in the cutest Tom Nook plush (bc he totally plays animal crossing with Laura) and he cannot escape it any longer.

Anyways they'd get kicked out of the build a bear. I don't know why they would, but they would. Max is mortified. Emma and Dylan think its the funniest thing ever. The employees would think they're the funniest fucking thing ever as well but they're just disrupting the peace

i did not know i needed build a bear brinivybank until reading this just now this is incredible

living for the idea of them just being obnoxious as possible in their gifting but also full of love. bet they get kicked out because they keep trying to go in more gifting circles like "EMMA CAN YOU GET ME THAT ONE" at high volumes and parents with their kids are just staring at these three grown ass idiots pointing at various colorful animals like 🤨

[baekhvuns]

HI I JUST WOKE UP I FEEL SO HAPPY BCS I FINALLY FIXED MY SLEEPING SCHEDULE PLSSS😭😭😭😭 IT TOOK MY MONTHS TO FUCKING FIX IT IM SO HAPPY i hope it doesnt get mesded up again🤪

ALSO WTF DO U MEAN THERE IS A CAT IN BODYGUARD HWA😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 ok fuck boxer hwa🙄 im going with team bodyguard hwa lmfao HSHZHHSHZHAHAHA pleek i need ateez with cats can u tell im desperate,, san fics with byeol have me om chokehold🤪

OJAY IM GOING TO WATCH BRISGERTON😚😚😚 I MUGHY START LATER AFTER I FINISHED SOME OF MY STULID SCHOOL WORK I SWEAR WJY CANT THIS MONTH GO BY FASTER🙄

IKRRR LIKE UR LITERALLY NEARING UR MENOPAUSE PLEEK STOP FIGHTINF SOMEONE WHO HASNT EVEB GRADUATED HIGHSCHOOL YET I SWEAR some of them just love fighting with teens for fun🙄 suddenly remembered that one teacher who literally talked shit abt my friend like 3 yrs ago in class while my friend was not in the room bcs she was part of the school officers😎 my friends mom kicked the teavhers ass(not literally) so it went fine HEJJDKWJDKW

PLEEK SANNIE AS FLYNN ESP BCS SANNIES HAIR IS LONGER NOW its blond but who cares BWKDKWJKSOWKEN BUT JOONG IS USUALLY THE ONE DOING THAT STUPID FACE FLYNN DID WHEN HIM AND RAPUNZEL FIRST MET😔😔😔

OMDHWUD I WATCH DYLANISINTROUBLE TOO i also watch the holy trinity ( kurtis danny drew) if im feeling a littly goofy🤪 bcs they only do movie commentaries on movies that are ass😭😭 which is very entertaining,, its also funny watching dylan trying to understabd movies for children HWSHJSHSHHAHAHAHAHAHA and complain abt college every other video😭😭😭 OOH I ALSO WATCH NICKISNOTGREEN TOO but he usually does videos abt stupid ppl wjich is also fun to watch AND HE HAS A CAT😔✊ WJDKJQNXJA if its not obvious yet,, i like commentary channels🤪

BESTIE CMON BOXER SANHWA😎😎😎😎

wHAIT HOLD UP HWKWJKS U ALMOSY CHANGED UR BIAS🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 i mean lol im like that but with wooyoung😚😚 NWKXKWLDKS NAUR DONT ABANDON US SHINESIMPS😭😭😭😭 but i understand😞😞 sannie is fucking hot pleese ITS NOT EASY CHOOSING A BIAS WHEN ALL OF THEM ARE LITERALLY WRITTEN BY WOMEN😭😭😭 my standards literally past heavn rn bcs its so high

PLEESEEE EVEN AFTER APPLYING LOTION ON MY ENTIRE BODY I STILL FEEL DRY QKDKKWJDJW

WDYM RIVAM FOOD MAJOR X READER😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟 PLEASE AKDKQKDKKQKS IF UR STRUGGLING WITH SWITXHING TO SANNIE I AM TOO WITH WOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ELP MEEEEE

PLEASE NOT THE BAEKHVUSSY😭😭😭😭😭😭💀 NAURRR,, im glad u had a great dayyy!! please stay safe n healthy💕💕

also ateez with cats❤💗💓💘💝💞💞💟💌💟❣💝💗💖💕💘💓💕💖💌💟❣💞💝💗 or pets in general

-🍤

hI GOODMORNING FBF

HI I JUST WOKE UP I FEEL SO HAPPY BCS I FINALLY FIXED MY SLEEPING SCHEDULE PLSSS😭😭😭😭 IT TOOK MY MONTHS TO FUCKING FIX IT IM SO HAPPY i hope it doesnt get mesded up again🤪

BRWNDHEK HI HELLO 😭😭😭 DHWKHDS GLAD ITS BETTER NOW 😭😭😭

ALSO WTF DO U MEAN THERE IS A CAT IN BODYGUARD HWA😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 ok fuck boxer hwa🙄 im going with team bodyguard hwa lmfao HSHZHHSHZHAHAHA pleek i need ateez with cats can u tell im desperate,, san fics with byeol have me om chokehold🤪

THERE IS ONE ITS SO CUTE AND FLUFFY U WILL SEE MR BODYGUARD HOLD IT OFTEN FBWNDHEJ THE SWITCH UP FHWKDHWK 😭😭😭😭😭 no fr <3 san and byeol <3 ☺️☺️ and yeosang with the hairstylists dog, candy? so mf cute

OJAY IM GOING TO WATCH BRISGERTON😚😚😚 I MUGHY START LATER AFTER I FINISHED SOME OF MY STULID SCHOOL WORK I SWEAR WJY CANT THIS MONTH GO BY FASTER🙄

PLS DO PLS DO IM BEGGING 😭😭😭😭 CANT GET ENOUGH OF IT 🔫🔫🔫

IKRRR LIKE UR LITERALLY NEARING UR MENOPAUSE PLEEK STOP FIGHTINF SOMEONE WHO HASNT EVEB GRADUATED HIGHSCHOOL YET I SWEAR some of them just love fighting with teens for fun🙄 suddenly remembered that one teacher who literally talked shit abt my friend like 3 yrs ago in class while my friend was not in the room bcs she was part of the school officers😎 my friends mom kicked the teavhers ass(not literally) so it went fine HEJJDKWJDKW

NO FR THWKDH WHATS THE POINT OF FIGHTING A KID WHOS HALF, EVEN HALFER THAN UR AGE 😭😭😭 love those teachers who pair two ppl crushing on each other’s up for a project 😩😩 pLS DBDBD

PLEEK SANNIE AS FLYNN ESP BCS SANNIES HAIR IS LONGER NOW its blond but who cares BWKDKWJKSOWKEN BUT JOONG IS USUALLY THE ONE DOING THAT STUPID FACE FLYNN DID WHEN HIM AND RAPUNZEL FIRST MET😔😔😔

NO RIGHT HE SUITS HIM SO MUCH DBKWDJWK NAURRR 😭😭😭😭 UNDERRATED BUT HONGJOONG AS FLYNN >>

OMDHWUD I WATCH DYLANISINTROUBLE TOO i also watch the holy trinity ( kurtis danny drew) if im feeling a littly goofy🤪 bcs they only do movie commentaries on movies that are ass😭😭 which is very entertaining,, its also funny watching dylan trying to understabd movies for children HWSHJSHSHHAHAHAHAHAHA and complain abt college every other video😭😭😭 OOH I ALSO WATCH NICKISNOTGREEN TOO but he usually does videos abt stupid ppl wjich is also fun to watch AND HE HAS A CAT😔✊ WJDKJQNXJA if its not obvious yet,, i like commentary channels🤪

BEMWDHKWDKD DYLANS FLOP COLLEGE SENDS ME ABSOLUTELY AND HIS NOSE RING PLS 😭😭😭 GONNA CHECK OUT THE OTHERS TN FBFB CAT?? CAT?? im in.

BESTIE CMON BOXER SANHWA😎😎😎😎

DHWMBDKW NO STOP IT 🔫🔫😭

wHAIT HOLD UP HWKWJKS U ALMOSY CHANGED UR BIAS🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 i mean lol im like that but with wooyoung😚😚 NWKXKWLDKS NAUR DONT ABANDON US SHINESIMPS😭😭😭😭 but i understand😞😞 sannie is fucking hot pleese ITS NOT EASY CHOOSING A BIAS WHEN ALL OF THEM ARE LITERALLY WRITTEN BY WOMEN😭😭😭 my standards literally past heavn rn bcs its so high

I ALMOST DID BUT IM BACK TO SEONGHWA, PRIMARILY BC OF BODYGUARD HWA AND THE ATEEZMAKEMEWEEP FUCKBOY HWA 😭😭😭😭 san’s blond hair evokes someone in me like so much i changed bias?? 😭😭😭😮‍💨

but im back to my roots.

PLEESEEE EVEN AFTER APPLYING LOTION ON MY ENTIRE BODY I STILL FEEL DRY QKDKKWJDJW

NAURURURURURUR 😭😭😭😭 IT MUST BE INSANE HOT

WDYM RIVAM FOOD MAJOR X READER😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟 PLEASE AKDKQKDKKQKS IF UR STRUGGLING WITH SWITXHING TO SANNIE I AM TOO WITH WOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ELP MEEEEE

☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

PLEASE NOT THE BAEKHVUSSY😭😭😭😭😭😭💀 NAURRR,, im glad u had a great dayyy!! please stay safe n healthy💕💕

LMFAOOOO ALL MY BAEKHVUSSY DHWNHDDK I PUT IT ALL IN THE ASKS 😭🔫

also ateez with cats❤💗💓💘💝💞💞💟💌💟❣💝💗💖💕💘💓💕💖💌💟❣💞💝💗 or pets in general

no so true, but ateez with me ❤💗💓💘💝💞💞💟💌💟❣💝💗💖💕💘💓💕💖💌💟❣💞💝💗 LMFAOOOO

[arcanadotcom]

𝕄𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝟞 𝕒𝕤 𝔻𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤

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(Hi everyone! I came up with these when me and my sister went out for a quick little drive after feeling sick of staying home 😘✌🏻 my driving skills got rusty. smh!)

(This is my first time writing so i’m sorry if they’re all over the place!)

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☆ Asra

owns an old used car from the 90’s that makes you feel nostalgic

it kinda reeks of weed sometimes...

has random shit laying around the back including a blanket because he totally takes naps in the car between his classes

he’s a pretty slow driver (goes 23mph slower than the rest of traffic)

but as soon as he sees a yellow light he FLOORS IT

this lil shit never uses his blinkers...smh!

giggles when people cuss him out. he don’t give a fuck!

will always give you the aux cord because he vibes with whatever. any tunes you like, he likes too 🥰

often misses freeway exits because he’s too busy chatting with you (“wha..? oh haha...anyways!”)

he easily gets distracted with anything really, so you have to remind him to keep his eyes on the road all the time (it’s cute at first...but after a while it’s just annoying)

always offers to pick you up but never asks for gas money (pretends to forget but he just doesn’t care because it’s you and he care you <3)

overall he’s a cautious driver, he just has very erratic speed patterns and takes really shitty turns

★ Julian

has had the same old black car for about 8 years (hates that it’s a stick shift, but he got over it already)

he’s actually quite a responsible driver. doesn’t break transit rules

never got his license though, but it doesn’t really matter (u gotta do what u gotta do)

he never arrives on time, always late (super apologetic about it)

loses parking tickets and misplaces his keys all. the damn. time. so you usually end up carrying them instead

makes a HUGE fuss over your safety. please wear your seatbelt or else he will go bonkers

but at the same time will not hesitate to be your designated getaway driver (if you need to gtfo of somewhere, he will get you the fuck out of there)

he actually has to use glasses because his vision sucks and can’t read road signs. he looks so cute

his car doesn’t have an aux cord outlet, so he has a bunch of cassettes of different kinds of music ( 70’s rock, jazz, some obscure russian band, etc ) lying around. he can’t drive without music!

has a bit of road rage; if he’s with you he’ll mutter curses under his breath trying to keep composure

but when alone he will absolutely yell at people, but his way of doing it is somewhat.....endearing?

will occasionally bump into things, but has never caused any serious damage

has never been pulled over and only gets tickets due to expired parking meters in downtown (somehow manages to talk his way out of them all the time)

he’s had enough experience around the city so he talks to you about places no one really knows about

he will literally take you a random phone booth that is actually the entrance to a secret undergroung café that looks like a place where academics would hang out and conspire new literary movements

☆ Nadia

doesn’t drive, she has a chauffeur

but if she did, she would own one of those beautiful, modern, pearly off-white cars.

it’s perfectly clean, well kept and smells great

no food or drinks allowed inside. periodt

you’d probably be afraid of ruining the seat when you first get in. she assures you everything is okay

totally drives around wearing a pair of gloves, headscarf, and gorgeous sunglasses to protect herself from the sun. also because she’s so classy <3

she excels at everything in driving

flawless breaking and parking, but thinks that going around looking for a spot is a waste of time so she’d rather just pay extra for valet parking

her only flaw is that she gets super impatient with how long it takes for a red light to turn green

and she almost never stops for pedestrians

would usually call you to see if you’d like to go shopping with her or just accompany her for some errands (pls go with her she adores having you around 🥺)

doesn’t have a problem with giving you rides, but she’s always busy with a tight schedule, so rides from her are very rare

probably feels bad about it so she’ll send you an uber black instead

★ Muriel

hates going out because it means he has to drive ://

he just wants to get from point A to point B without any issues really

you’ll notice that his car always has a layer of dirt on it since he never really uses it (he doesn’t bother to give it a little wipe before hoping in)

would probably own a normal, practical car that gets the job done and doesn’t need much maintenance. nothing too fancy

.......but i really want to see him with a jeep so i’ll make him own a jeep ☺️

highkey anxious and hyperaware of his surrounding drivers

he looks too tense and grips the wheel hard....tell him to relax pls

if someone tries to pass him, he will absolutely give them a Look through the rear mirror

not one to listen to music (will sometimes turn on the radio but slams it off eventually because it’s annoying)

used to be terribly afraid of highways

mumbles and grumbles about how dangerous and stupid it is to carelessly swerve lanes just to go fast and look cool

☆ Portia

drives all the time so she’s definitely the most experienced on the road

owns a cute convertible beetle that she takes care of and loves very much ❤️ (has so many cute ass bumper stickers)

will not hesitate to change the tires on her own if needed

music is always loud and top is down most of the time

she’s got anything you might need in her glove box (hand cream? tissues? sanitizer? pocket knife? she has it yes ma’am)

when she’s by herself, laws simply do not exist

lowkey a threat to society. get her off

she goes so fucking fast like she zooms💨 down the road (mainly because she’s always on a hurry)

basically breaks whatever law she wants but once she spots a cop, citizen of the year

ohh but if you and/or anyone else is with her, it’s a whole different story

she drives carefully and slows down, would hate to put your safety at risk (same as julian)

road trips with her are THE BEST. going on drives with her always feel like a scene from a coming of age film 💕✨🧚‍♀️

★ Lucio

not necessarily an irresponsible driver, he’s just reckless and obnoxious

owns a restored, fancy vintage car that’s either red or white (his license plate is personalized, bedazzled and borderline opulent). genuinely proud of it

revs the engine just to piss people off

is always willing and able to be there for you if you need him

when he’s there to pick you up, he will absolutely make a scene for you to notice him. simply giving you a call is out of the equation!

the backseats are full of white hair...you know he brings his adored babies everywhere he goes

blasts music at an ASTRONOMICAL VOLUME and he just sits there like 🤪✌🏻🎶🕺🏼

but believe it or not, his music taste is actually really good....it slaps. so it’s okay

likes to drive fast (“oh you want to see some speed? i’ll show you some real speed”)

cannot stand traffic and slow drivers make him go batshit crazy

honks at everyone for everything but gets offended if they honk back >:(

you’ll still see him at the red light despite him doing 84 lane changes

tells you he LOVES the attention he gets because of the car, but then feels super self conscious if people stare too much or too long......although he will never admit it

this guy loves to gossip with you and likes to make fun of random pedestrians... you gotta admit he makes you snicker quite a bit. who am i kidding he’s funny as fuck of course you’re gonna laugh

doesn’t slow down for speed bumps, will blow quick kisses at the little fake cameras on top of the traffic lights, and has definitely scratched the lower sides of his car on curves more than once (*frantic wheel stirring* “not my fault not my fault!!”)

this man’s biggest struggle is parking. he cannot park for shit (secretly embarrassed about it)

it takes FOREVER for him to parallel park. might as well snooze while he’s at it

genuinely tries his best, going as far as to do the “arm behind the seat to look back” move (he wants to impress you dammit!!), but gets frustrated and gives up

so most of the time he ends up taking two spots despite trying so hard not to

gets tickets all the time (“now they’re ganging up against me! and for what?? what the fuck did i do!!”)

cannot comprehend street signs (“lucio you will get a $650 fine” “darling wdym?? it costs $650 to park here”)

going on a drive with him can be stressful and a bit crazy, but it’s always entertaining and you get the best stories to tell

[tendoki]

pulling up with a baby with tendou bc of the quarantine and how the team would react pls 🥺 i feel like coach washijo would be happy and would try to convince yall to let the bby go to shiratorizawa 🤣

anon ive been having the worst day but this request made me lose my shit thank u so much GOOD LORD LMFAOO

I did my best to do this request JUSTICE lol. it turned into general baby havin hcs but I hope you like it regardless!! its rlly long so my bad 🥺

Shiratorizawa reacting to Tendou + his s/o leaving lockdown w a mfin BABY

OK. so he was prob at your apartment when the lockdown was announced

so since all his shit was already there, he had clothes and a toothbrush n it was just generally more convenient for him to stay at your place

he did! he messaged his mom to let her know where hed be, she Didnt Mind lol (we dont know much ab tendous family so?? aah)

now. not saying yall spent all ur time fucking. but u 100% did

and since u ran out of birth control and condoms pretty soon into quarentine......... 👀

both of u sorta just went

FUCK IT

both of you were pretty in love anyway, and even if things didnt work out, you guys figured that youd always work together to be the best parents for the kid you could possibly be

which led to were ur at now. a measly week out of quarantine. n ur being rushed to the labour ward.

tendou is RUNNING AFTER U W HIS LONG ASS LEGS

shiratorizawa closed for the rest of the academic year, which meant that as a 3rd year, you guys and a lot of the team wouldnt see eachother in uniform again

but not to worry!! to make up for the missed celebrations theyve organised a prom and a couple days where 3rd years can come in and give proper goodbyes to everyone, including the coaches!!

everyone on the team showed up, because they wanted to say bye to their senpais 🥺🥺

but. that's like 3 months from ur labour

so when u n tendou pull up to the school, with a 3month old CHILD they r. astounded.

they know its u guys' tho

literally theres not even the possibility for a JOKE that u cheated on tendou because the kid has the same fucking hair.

it's only a little tuft (u know what anime babies look like lol) but that nose n that hair? TENDOU SATORIS GENES CAME THRU

the baby has ur eyes. and compared to the rest of its tiny little face?? they're fucking HUGE

you guys let ushijima hold him (I feel like youd have a son?) and ngl ushi cries.

it's a single tear but tendou will INSIST that waka was SOBBING years afterward

everyone is so attached to the kid sorry

USHIJIMA IS THE GODFATHER LMAO DID U EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE???

the baby is so attached to semi tho!!! the second semi reaches forward to hold the kid and poke at its fat lil cheeks, hes giggling and blubbering up at his uncle semi 🥺

JWJDJD GOSHIKI FREEZES WHEN YOU OFFER HIM TO HOLD THE KID. HE JUST GOES PALE AND FREEZES UP

REON IS SO GOOD WITH THE BABY

he offers to help you guys go shopping for more baby stuff 🥺🥺 and when his mom finds out ab the kid (team sleepovers were at reons house n u were ALWAYS invited so she LOVES U sorry I make the rules)

she gives u some of reons old baby clothes!!! n ur LOSING ur mind because WDYM THIS TALL MFER WAS ONCE LIKE A FOOT TALL AND WEARING A BLUE BEAR ONESIE???

she doesnt judge u for being a young mother!! I imagine she was too?? Reon is real respectful n I'll be damned if she isnt just as sweet

the coaches are already on your ass about toddler volleyball. they call up a couple friends and have already organized a group for teaching young Young YOUNG kids how to play despite ur son being. 3 months old.

the whole team is Maybe in love with your son

sorry. it's our son now. shiratorizawa owns ur kid :/

when shirabu is holding your boy. the whole team watches as semi get jealous????? over a kid that's NOT his???

hes petty and tells him that hes holding him wrong (hes not)

washijo is obsessed with ur baby. hes so proud of tendou. insisting that ur son being 'the size of a FAT volleyball' is a great sign for his skills in the court

the whole team. is offering money. they know u 2 are JUST out of highschool and with quarentine, are probably pretty low on cash??

BUT !! I 100% hc that tendou draws!! nd hes been doing a shit load of commissions for like. years LOL

n hes always saved that money!! he only spent it on shounen jump, which dont make too much of a dent in the money pile lol

besides he took emergency comms the second you guys found out ab the pregnancy

if you draw/write/do any work from home that's gets you money, then you do that too!!

he forces u to do less work than him tho because hes WORRIED AB U N THE BABY 🥺

but you guys appreciate the offers from your friends!!! Reon and Ushi's mom both volunteer to baby sit when you guys want a date night, thus ur child creating one hell of a friendship between the ex-captain and his vice's mothers 🥺

I'm not gonna go thru ALL the team members reactions

but they're all really happy!! ofc they scold tendou for not using protection and are MAJORLY GROSSED OUT KNOWING THAT THE TWO OF U HAVE INDEED HAD SEX

even tho the fact that satori is a Horny boy should be universal knowledge by now

the team is there for you guys while the baby grows up!! the second the kid can walk ushi is kneeling down and teaching him to spike

tendou is just as bad and insists that his son is a prodigy and should be a pro volleyball player already

LISTEN

TENDOUS SHIRATORIZAWA NUMBER??? HIS JERSEY

U GUYS GET A TINY VERSION OF THAT MADE

EVEN OF HE ISNT DOING VOLLEYBALL ANYMORE THIS MAN IS SO PROUD TO SEE HIS NUMBER ON HIS BOY 🥺🥺🥺👉🏻👈🏻

ur son is a mamas boy n it breaks tendous heart ngl

u make up for it by having a daughter a year or two down the line 😳 n shes OBSESSED with her dad it's cute but also BABY ur 4 please stop sleeping in mommy n daddies bed 🥺🥺🥺

also ur sons first words

oh boy

u can tell that the whole fuckin team has been teaching ur son volleyball stuff

u came home n ur son is sat in the living room SURROUNDED by ur (other) boys

ur (main) boy starts blubbing and bouncing at the sight of his mama 🥺 (or dada/other parent if ur an afab trans person!!!)

you tell off the team for tryna get ur baby into vball when hes barely 6months at this point

but before the boys all leave 🥺🥺 ur son grabs his favourite uncle semi and just goes

'sehtah!!!' (setter)

SEMI BREAKS DOWN CRYIBG LMAOOO

ngl tendou n u r kinda pissed that ur babies first words werent mama or dada. but then u see how happy semi is n u both just 🥺

semi is soft for your son and as the kid grows up hes still attached to him

he cant get away with being a brat though, boys got a whole mfing TEAM of dads/uncles PLUS grampy Washijo are ready to scold this boy

your son (and future daughter) are both SO loved though

theyve always got SOMEONE they know they can depend on

the team loves tendou and they love u, so OFC they ADORE any kids u guys have EVER.

they stay in contact with both of you even if you split up later on, they care enough about you guys that the y/n tendou powercouple is something every new generation of shiratorizawa volleyboys are taught about and introduced to

and YES ANON. WASHIJO DOES INSIST ON YOUR KID(S) GOIN SHIRATORIZAWA

they're guaranteed a spot!! they dont even have to work for it lmfaooo

mostly because coach threatens to leave the school and work with karasuno if they dont confirm them a place

it's an empty threat but it WORKS

the worldwide lockdown of 2020 is something you and tendou remember fondly forever 🥺

even if it was in bad circumstances the two of you made something so positive

this turned into general baby hcs with tendou MY BAD LOL IM IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN AND ALSO CONSTANTLY GOING THRU BABY FEVER

[cloudytamaki]

imma req a mha matchup because it seems fun and ily 😩🙏

I’m a Pisces and Gemini moon (Ik) and I’m ISFP

uh I’m skinny, 5’4 with black hair, blue eyes, and a Tim Burton ass look. Like I’m a dead girl walking. Queen Elizabeth has nothing on my ass. my likes are DAD JOKES bye they’re so funny, funky sweaters (i got a thrifted tee that said ‘vote Michelle for queen’ and idk who Michelle is but get it sis), playing episode for shits and giggles, and pancakes. Oh and fucking around on Yahoo answers (rip). My interests/hobbies are writing god awful shitty poetry and posting it on my emoboydepressddkid10 account, dance competitions which is BASICALLY child stripping but no one talks about it, hanging out with friends, and baking. My style is just idgaf central. the only thing I do is like a blurry eyeliner. Sometimes I go crazy and do a feline look. Wild shit. But yeah just like Air Force 1s, black skirt and some dad joke shirt. For my uh likes in a partner I’d say someone who’s fucking vibey, yk? Like I desperately want someone to steal a shopping cart with and explore abandoned buildings with. Committing crimes by yourself is boring. Someone who knows the universal snitches get stitches policy cause again live laugh commit arson. What I wouldn’t like in a partner is probably if they have a huge stick up their entire ass. Just like whole tree. A fine example is if I shared a Prince Phillip joke with you and you went “it’s not funny he died 😐” i hate you. like mf was a huge racist wdym? uh and also someone who will put effort in. like if we’re in a relationship be prepared to care about me. you can’t ghost my ass and leave me all suicidal and alone that’s bs. And someone who won’t leave me when I’m in the psych ward. Sorry best friend we ain’t got phones 😆 and someone who respects my friends. If you do Jack shit to my friends I’ll beat your ass without hesitation. I will never pick you over them so get it together. Bros before hoes. Oh and lastly someone who won’t bully me for my insecurities. My toxic ass best friends did this and I’m left with gaping holes in my heart so please don’t rip it up ty. my love language is definitely words. Compliment me bitch I’ll cry. Maybe it’s because I didn’t get enough love as a child or maybe it’s not. Either way fuck yeah make my ego strong. HEY AND ALSO someone who isn’t insecure that I’m bi is great. I’ve had boyfriends who’ve asked me deadass ‘yk...you should stop being bi.’ Like babe I’ve been trying. For seven years in total. It don’t work. Sorry?

anyway bye and also ur such a good writer like uh gimme what ur on? 😍

viv’s notes: bae this was one of the most interesting asks i had to respond to immediately. first off i love your personality please send me more asks. second, i’ve gotta agree with the prince philip jokes and shit. i must say his recent horrifying photos are now added to my folder of reaction pics. third, i am on nothing. the only way i’m holding onto sanity and grasping fleeting creativity is with a dark ass room and rain lofi at the moment. (plus i’d commit crimes with you <3)

i pair you with mina ashido.

you and her both have a collection of inside jokes and laugh about them often

she’s loyal and will stay by your side even if that means signing release forms at the police station or paying for a broken target cart

she’ll give you hugs and kisses but definitely expresses her affection verbally

she isn’t gonna pick at your insecurities but will smack anyone who does

“wow, so this place has been here longer than a hundred years?” you look around the building in awe, the sun shining through the broken glass windows.

“i think so, google said it was used as a hospital.” mina affirms, nodding to herself as she looks around.

“it’s pretty nice in here. you can see the sunlight and everything.”

mina takes a selfie of the both of you, flashing a peace sign before grabbing your left hand. “come on, let’s go!”

[incorrectquotes-randomthoughts]

(This is so long I’m sorry but I had to rant cause honestly I’m scared )

I literally made a post the other day about how we have to welcome in new fans and treat them equally but truth be told? I’M. NOT. FUCKING. READY

Bitch bitch bitch I mean I’mma have to stand this kids hardcore shipping Luke x Annabeth ???? Or Luke x Thalia ???? SIS they’re SIBLINGS wth Annabeth realized it later on it changed there was an arc.

Like this fandom closed the discussion on Luke’s redemption arc and the way he is and his motives we agree we have opinions but we’re FINE. Are you telling me ma boy is gonna be played by some hot teen (he is older) and 12 y/o’s are gonna be biased and I’m gonna have to yell at them across a screen cause they’re gonna act like Luke is a saint !!!!??

THE SHIPS. FUCKFUCKFUCK. BoTL Percy spent worried about Nico and if it’s done properly we’re gonna have all that worry face first and no one’s gonna be able to ignore it like the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE who are gonna say that’s OTP. I mean SHIT.

I haven’t even been in the [internet] fandom for that long like how I’m I supposed to go against this people who were here before me I mean they LEFT but what arguments do I have !?!?

The amount of people who only read pjo and went BYE like I can’t bring HOO up in discussions wdym????? How I’m I supposed to talk development and change and character arcs and what would they do in certain situations if you’ve never heard of them ????

I’M NOT READY

Y’all wanna know something terrifying? The maze runner fandom. Because there’s so little creators out there who actually love it the way I do and so much of it is obsessed with Thomas Brodie-Sangster and Newt I haven’t been there since I finished the books I couldn’t stand it. And I can’t stand the fact that our Percy actor is gonna be good-looking and I’m TERRIFIED of the amount of people who are gonna be here for what the actors look like you can’t understand this.

I MEAN all them debates are coming back up I can’t do this. This is such a fantastic fandom (and I’m in many, trust me) like we’re all at peace there’s no arguments you can literally come by and just vibe.

OH FUCK ANOTHER THOUGHT. So since we’re getting official characters and stuff I swear if ONE IDIOT hates on viria’s or Livibis’ or Markiehh’s art (they’re the one’s at the top of my head) because it’s “inaccurate” or “far off” from what they look on screen they better watch the fuck out because they have no idea the fandom they’re messing with.

OH AND SHIT I know this has been brought up but the way we treat Nico??? All baby and soft and all that and how our fanon Nico is just so different from the actual canon kick-ass Nico, ya know? But we kinda understand how powerful Nico is but we still love him cause poor kid was 10 and then all of it happened and he was 13/14 (?) during tlo and the PTSD so we’re chill with that BUT. There’s the fact that our son is gay and god the amount of people who are gonna come in (cause there’s obviously gonna be foreshadowing) and be like “ooh gay baby look at him” that’s badly explained but I know you guys understand. And specially if we get to HoO and the horrors getting to ToA would be. Like we already have our fanon Nico but if someone DARES to even IMPLY that Nico can’t kill you with a thought the entire fandom know better and will prove them wrong. But the new fans what would they know.

You know what’s going to be fucking horrible ???? PARENTS. I mean UGHHHHHH. My parents only know I’m reading what I tell them I’m reading (“a book about Greek mythology”). Like I’m terrified of my mom picking up The Burning Maze sitting on my desk or any Cassandra Clare book cause the homophobia in this household is astronomical. (Don’t know how many of you will understand but the PANIC I went through reading the red scrolls of magic? God knows she would check every book I get form the library from the on) Back to the point sorry. But y’all pjo is mostly safe but Rick already talks about how parents complain about adding a Genderfluid character to a Norse mythology book (I mean Ma’am go educate yourself) and how his books “would be more successful without [gay] characters” ???? What if we get Kane Chronicles some asshole is gonna come up about Sadie being polyamorous, Alex and Magnus are gonna be a problem, Will and Nico, House of Hades is gonna make Karens riot because of one scene.

You can see how Disney treats Seblos (hsmtmts) compared to the other couples on the show. You can see how not even half of Andi Mack is actually on Disney+ (after getting brutally canceled) you can see how Diary of a Future President hasn’t been renewed when it’s reviews are 100% for both critics and public. How the Love, Simon series was removed (now on Hulu) because it wasn’t a good mix with “the family-friendly content on Disney+” (underage drinking + s*x are brought up in discussions but the show isn’t out yet and we have no idea). So pardon me for being scared of how this is going to be treated.

Back to the new fans. I’m gonna say the topic that’s the most brought up that causes discussions is Leo (?) Tbh I’m still lost on the Leo x Echo thing that everyone else seems to understand. Plus the hate on Caleo is probably the biggest issue in this fandom. (Which is like saying the biggest problem in a perfectly written essay are some barely noticeable erase-marks, but still). Anyways a fair amount of people dislike Leo for reasons I kinda comprehend. I know a kid and he’s the exact definition of Leo, (I’ll probably talk about this in an individual post) and people don’t like him, I know most of you would avoid him. I know he’s great but people just don’t seem to like him.

(wOw i’M sO gOOd aT sTaYInG oN tOpiC)

I don’t think I’m gonna be able to survive hate on characters that probably WILL come.

Solangelo is called rushed a lot and I would want to see this two fall for each other and Nico let down his walls and talk about his PTSD from Tartarus (which friendly reminder Percy saw for a few minutes the way Nico saw it the whole time and it was the worst part of his entire experience there). But I mean there WERE six months between BoO and ToA, I am pretty sad we didn’t get to see them.

oH JESUS follow-up on Nico earlier; the fetishization, or Apollo, or Will.

Ok... ha, this is fun....

OH WAIT NEW THOUGHT SJDJDJD On the topic of Luke’s redemption arc... BIANCA,, they better do my girl properly who thought she had stayed months at the Lotus Hotel babysitting her lil’ brother and then was put into a school where they were outcasts and she probably knows as much as Nico about mythomagic from his rants and she thought he was gonna be safe and she wanted freedom and be her own person so she joined the hunters. And as a fandom we’ve talked this out but what about the new fans, they better not try to act like she did anything wrong cause that’s just not-

OH AND no one better hate on Clarisse cause yeah she’s the minor antagonist but she’s a very well-written character who doesn’t change the way she is but is kinda less of an ass towards Percy. And she and Silena are good friends and she and Chris are dating and she is a human being with valid feelings. She was terrified for Chris in BoTL and cared for him and nurse him back to sanity and stayed with him. She throws Percy and Annabeth into the lake which so it’s prove she and Percy are more in the friendly banter I-won’t-admit-how-much-I-care-for-you-if-it-meant-my-life relationship. Then this doesn’t happpen until the last two books (seasons?) so we can’t actually go around saying it? In SoM we learn about how Ares treats her which is SO important so I guess S1 comes out and we sit here telling new fans “You’ll know next season” cause we can’t directly spoil it and then we’re like “You gotta wait for seasons 4 and 5” ugghhhhh this is too much.

Ok I’m done for now I’ll reblog this with any new terrifying thoughts when if they come.

[noidea-headempty]

SPN 15x12 SPOILERS AHEAD

So instead of waiting until after the episode, I’ll just type everything out as it happens and then post it when the episode is over so this will probably seem incoherent sorry 😂

SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

Yo is the fact that we’re seeing AU Kaia in the “Then” means that she’s gonna be the one to threaten Jody??? 

LMao Pop Tart Heart nice Rob

WAIT EARTH 2 HAS CLINTON AS PRESIDENT?? GODDAMNIT

Also Rob please stop being so hot and uh Chuck why the fuck are you so melodramatic fuck you why the fuck are you like this

Bitch please this Sam and Dean is different from all those Sam and Deans also fuck you I’m not gonna pity you now bitch. 

WTF WDYM ARE YOU GONNA START DESTROYING AUS ONE BY ONE (bitch is this why we have the corona pandemic this bitch really be out here cancelling our universe [please do it sucks])

AWW CW WHY DID YOU ROB US OF THIS A+ CONTENT WITH THE WAYWARD SISTERS I SWEAR I’LL NEVER FORGIVE Y’ALL

Shit there goes Jody being kidnapped by AU Kaia

BITCH PLEASE JACK SO DOES HAVE A SOUL. Like seriously the way he touched Mary’s initials and that swallow??? He does have a soul and you cannot change my fucking mind. Idk why the writers insist on the fact he doesn’t have a soul like did they not rewatch season 6?

Damn did Sam and Dean switch roles after Dean and Cas went to Purgatory?

C’mon he’s a Winchester they don’t follow rules and they kinda suck at lying low

Also I 100% trust Billie because she wants balance because she is THE neutral side.

SHIT IF JODY DIES IN THIS EPISODE I WILL BE SO FUCKING PISSED

Okay commercial break. So first thing’s first I hope that the SPN Cast and Crew are safe and everyone’s ok. Like I want everyone to be safe but at the same time... Like the anticipation of when they’re gonna film again ya know? But their health and safety comes first so even if they have to leave us hanging for months I’m fine with it. Second, I really don’t... oop it’s back

Let’s be real this is gonna be a reunion with AU Kaia right? THEN WHERE’S CLAIRE BECAUSE DREAMHUNTER

OOof is this how they’re gonna find out WAIT KAIA IS STILL ALIVEHOLYSHITPLEASEWAYWARDSISTERSPLEASE OMG I’M CRYING HELP ME WHERE’S CLAIRE SHE NEEDS TO RESCUE HER FRIEND ASAP PLEASE

DEAN BITCH YOU BETTER HELP HER GET KAIA BACK TO YOUR UNIVERSE DO IT FOR CLAIRE AND DONNA AND JODY AND PATIENCE AND ALEX

OKay another commercial break. Is this the writers’ way of tying up loose ends when it comes to the Wayward Sisters plot? TBh all this is telling me is that while that might close up the Kaia plot, if we end up getting her back this just gives us a lot more to work with SO WHY WON’T ANY NETWORKS PICK IT UP I’M SO MAD Like literally this already has a built in fan base and characters... This is fucking gold but I guess networks are idiots

LMao this is the content I live for just father and son playing connect 4 😂

YO I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THEY’RE MEETING

Bitch why are you gonna call Sergei he can’t be trusted

Also bitch why was that magazine specifically placed in front of her?? 

The fuck is a mandragora Dean what are you planning?

Oh bitch please y’all have faced worse odds

OMG THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT CLAIRE OH MY GOD I KNOW IT’S BEEN SAID ALREADY BUT DREAMHUNTER IS CANON

WAIT JACK ARE YOU PLANNING ON USING YOUR NEPHILIM POWERS??? THEN GOD IS GONNA FIND YOU PLEASE DON’T

AU Kaia you’re great and all but if you threaten my son and do this shit I will kill you

Loving this bonding moment THIS IS WHY WE NEED WAYWARD SISTERS I WILL KEEP SHOUTING FROM THE ROOOFTOPS

OOf AU Kaia I’m getting emotional don’t mind me IS JACK GONAA OH SHIT HE IS WHY BUT THIS IS FOR A GOOD THING BUT BILLIE IS GONNA BE PISSED

MERLE IF YOU KEEP TALKING MY SON DOWN LIKE THIS YOU BET THAT AN ANGEL BLADE WILL GO UP YOUR ASS

OOO I’m so proud of my son for telling that reaper what for!!

BITCH DON’T TOUCH THEIR ANGEL well fuck I just hope this isn’t gonna hurt Cas

Also fun fact Sam and Rowena have given me a Latin kink

Note to self: look up what those symbols mean later

LMao literally dumb right thing is literally the official Winchester slogan

LMAO BS male chivalry

Well thanks Cas for hitting me in the feels like that about Claire and Jody’s familial bond

OOF PLEASE DON’T TELL ME THE GUYS ARE GONNA GET STUCK THERE AGAIN? I’M NOT LIKING THIS (but it’s to save Kaia so it’s fine)

THE FUCK ARE THOSE?????

Commercial Break~ So Cas really came for us during those scenes with Jody huh? I guess Claire isn’t present because Kathryn is doing BLL (I think? or was it Season two of The Society? Either way I’m really happy for her) BUT STILL IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES IF SHE HAD BEEN AVAILABLE

Seriously what the fuck are those things?

GUYS GO FASTER I’M SCARED FOR KAIA WAIT WHAT IF SHE ENDS UP DYING AGAIN I WILL BE SO FUCKING PISSED AT EVERYONE

I wasn’t expecting that HUG BUT I LOVE IT

Yo this is making me sad now but at the same time I kinda get it why she has to stay and stuff

Damn the fuck that looked like some Biblical shit with the flood (well I mean it is God so I guess)

AAAAAHHH JODY GAVE KAIA A HUG SUCH A MATERNAL HUG I AM LIVING AND I AM LOVING THIS JACK AND KAIA BONDING

WAIT PLEASE GIVE ME A CLAIRE AND KAIA REUNION I AM BEGGING YOU LIKE I WILL PAY SO MUCH MONEY

I shoulda expected that BUt Billie please don’t kill my son or pull him away from his family again

Commercial Break~ I am very glad that Jody and Kaia did not die because not only would Claire have been devastated but so would the entire fucking fandom. Soooo please tell me this means we might get DreamHunter shit in either the finale or penultimate episode (if Kathryn is available) Honestly while this is probably what’s gonna happen: I hope that the finale (or at least the penultimate episode) is more than the boys. Like I want at least a small scene or clip or hell even a phone call of everyone doing great in Sioux Falls

{please tell me that our world is being included in this it really sucks}

Also Sam stop being an idiot and trust Death if not Billie then at least trust the fact that she’s basically the only thing in the universe that has some kind of power that’s maybe bigger than God

OOF I like the sound of that.. “Sam and Dean Winchester: messengers of God’s Destruction”

FUCK YOU AND YOUR LAZY BOY CHUCK

I feel bad for this poor boy

Shit he’s gonna kill him right?

Yup I was right

Sooo where’s Amara? Because I have a feeling that she might just be included in the end of Chuck’s book. Also does this mean that Sam might die before the end? Because I remember hearing from somewhere that one of the main cast members won’t reach the end of the series. So if that was the case, then maybe it’s Dean or Cas? Because if Jack and Sam are gonna (maybe) be God’s destruction then that means that Cas or Dean might not make it to the end. (and it would give the others further incentive to end him)

WHAT THE FUCK JARED’S HAIR IS SLICKED BACK I’M KINDA UNCOMFORTABLE AND WAS THAT A PRIUS? Is it gonna be like Dean Smith all over again?

[ivebeensunburnt]

Planets as Boys

The sun (let's name him Elio, its a name derived from the name Helios who is a sun titan in Greek myths)

You met him in winter

While sledding

You crashed into him while he was walking up the hill and he ended up sitting on your lap for the rest of the ride down

'Usually, I like to take a girl out to dinner before sitting on her lap but this is fine I guess. Can I at least get your number'

'I don't even know your name'

'It's Elio, and I don't know yours either but you're the one who got me to sit on your lap'

'You were in the way!'

'I was walking on the path, you were not sledding in the right place'

'Yes, I was!'

'Stop getting so riled up sunshine, I'm just messing with you'

'Fine. You can have my number. But I expect you not to be in the way of my sled next time.'

'Maybe next time you can sit on my lap ;)'

'Omg, I think I want my number back'

'Don't lie sunshine, you think I'm hot'

'I think you're a little warm'

'I can't tell if that's a compliment or not'

'It's not'

'Bummer. I think you're pretty cute sunshine'

His flirting never fails to make you blush 

Of course, you end up excepting his offer to go on a date

And before long you're dating

As you start to spend a lot of time with him you start to tan a bit

It's not very noticeable at first

But after hanging out with him for a couple weeks you have a light tan

'Wtf? I don't even go outside'

You'd ask him about it and he'd just laugh

'Oops'

Wherever he kisses you freckles show up (haha get it? Sunkissed)

It's how your friends find out you guys are dating

'So... You and Elio?'

'Wdym'

'Sis you have freckles everywhere'

'I-' *blush*

At least they can't see where else he leaves freckles

His hair is bleach white blonde

Not even because he dyes it

Just naturally

Very tan

Golden skin that is so, so pretty

CLEAR SKIN

Like how tf does he keep it that clear

So many freckles on this boy

Mostly on his face and arms but a few everywhere else

Would refuse to leave the house if it was raining at all

Even just sprinkling

He hates it.

Amber eyes that are so warm and inviting

They're just so pretty

Heat machine

You know how boys always manage to be warm

Like that but x50

You're always asking if he feels like he has a fever

'No I'm just that hot ;)'

'Omg pls shut up'

You would try to steal his hoodies but he doesn't have any

And you're like

'Elio... Where tf are your hoodies?'

'.... I don't have any'

'I can't believe you'

Gives the best fucking hugs anyone could ask for

Like 100/10

And is always open to giving them too

'Elio i want a hug'

'OMG YASSS COME HERE BABY'

Snuggles are the best with him

An absolute extrovert

Willing to go out whenever it's not raining

If he does gave to go out while its raining you know he'll have bright yellow rain boots

And a yellow poncho

With a Pikachu umbrella

Is he 5?

Probably.

A bit full of himself

'I'm so hot babe'

'Ooo my hair looks fabbb today'

'I look like a GoDdeSs'

Like the world revolves around him

Great leader (when he's not being immature)

Takes charge

Being in a group project with him would be so great

Especially if he's interested in the topic

A perfectionist when it comes to work or grades

Acts like he doesn't care about it but you can tell he does

As a boyfriend he would always want to be with you

Touching you

And kissing you

Skinship is the shit for him

Beach days are a must

Sandcastle KING

Would drag you outside just to sit in the sun when its nice outside

Which leads to you never taking your shoes off during the summer and fall months because you never know when he's gonna want to take you outside

And always having a book with you to read outside

He's always happy

Except when it's raining

Scared of thunderstorms but will hold a giant ass spider and talk to it like its a cute baby

Will also be 100% down to go bungee jumping or anything crazy like that

Never gets sunburned

One time he actually tried to but was unsuccessful

'Ok I'm gonna lay here for 3 hours and by then i better have a sunburn!'

*unconcerned* ' u do u boo'

His favorite color is yellow

He has at least 10 plain yellow shirts that he wears with everything

Converse are the only shoes he's willing to wear

With the occasional pair of vans

Is always saying he wants sunflower vans but never does

Sleeps with the lights on

Which annoys the crap out of anyone who has had to sleep in the same room as him

They just end up turning off the lights once he's asleep

Does 5ks and other runs for fun?? Like every weekend

Basically a jock

Will try every sport once

Especially likes soccer

And volley ball

And don't even get him started on sharks and minnows that is his game

Will never tell you when he's sad

If he tells you when he's sad he has got to be in love with you

Or trust you A LOT

Will make up stupid excuses like he has to go walk his turtle to escape situations that make him sad, so you won't see

When did he get a turtle?

One time you saw him crying and were shocked for a week

He still won't tell you why he was crying that day

He's one of those people who will laugh at the absolute worst times

Somebody's crying or screaming and yelling and he'll be in the corner laughing his ass off

Basically a little shit

Dumb dad jokes one minute

And dirty jokes the next

Laughs at his own jokes

His favorite nickname for you would definitely be sunshine

And you would be like????

'Babe. You👏 Are👏 Literally👏 The embodiment👏 Of the👏 Fucking sun👏'

When you first start dating he'll be so fucking sweet

Like a bag of fucking sugar

After a couple months tho?

That boy is nasty

Try to make him blush

Just try

This boy is shameless. Nothing will make him blush

He will dirty talk up a STORM

Don't even try wearing a short skirt around him because within 10 min. He'll be whispering in you ear

'Did you wear that for me?'

'I really like it on you'

'It would look a lot better on my floor tho'

Yes, he's that cheesy

Even tho he's nast af he'll still be super fucking cute with you

100% cutest couple you've ever seen

feeding each other

Sitting on his lap

PDA

Always holding hands in public

Dates at least once a week

He ways finds times for a date

Sometimes it's just coming over to snuggle

Or going to a super fancy restaurant in a suit and everything

He'll try to pay for the meal every time

But you'll be like sis no and give your credit card to the waiter before he can

He'll glare at you for a second but can't stay mad and will just end up kissing you

Oh boy,,,,,,

Kisses with him

They'd be so nice

First he would lick his lips while looking at yours

He would get really shy

'C-can I kiss you please'

'Of course'

At first he would be the sweetest softest kisser

He would put a hand on the back if your neck with his fingers tangled in the roots of you hair

He would put his other hand on your hip very softly so you would barely even be able to feel it

For the first 10-15 seconds it would be just lips, no toungue

He would like your bottom lip asking for entrance

And this is where he would lose it

When people say 'they're shoving their tongues down each other's throats' this is exactly what they mean

He would tighten his grip on your hair tugging a little

He would move his other hand from your hip to your back pulling you closer to him

He would literally not stop kissing you till you both were about suffocate and it takes you both minutes to catch you breath before you can talk again

'Jesus christ'

He would just smile at you and pull you im for a quick kiss before telling you that you are perfect

Then being a little shit like

'Almost as perfect as me'

Even tho he's your boyfriend he would also be your bestest friend

You could talk for hours with him and just goof off without trying to act perfect

for him (cuz he already thinks you are)

Since he's always warm he loves the snow

(But he doesn't like rain? Weirdo.)

Like, SO much

Especially the morning after its snowed when the snow is smooth and untouched and the morning sun makes it all sparkly and pretty

Of course he'll ruin it by throwing a snowball directly at your face

You'll fake crying like it really hurt you and he'll go from

:D to :0 in .2 seconds

'Omg sunshine. Are you ok? I'm so sorry. Omg.omg.omg. do we need to go to the hospital? I'm so sorry.'

He would almost be crying when youre like sike bitch

And throw one right back at his face

Which would lead to an all-out snowball fight that lasts for an hour before you're shivering your way back inside

Then you would snuggle up on the couch with him and watch movies till you fall asleep

[boyfriend-kisser]

Episode 5: 

> How fucking old is Glimmer jesus 

> Also yay Bow's there 

> "With She-Ra and a boat, we can conquer anything" bitch wdym just use She-Ra as a boat 

> JESUS CHRIST I FORGOT ABOUT HOW ANNOYING THE INTRO IS DONT JUMPSCARE ME LIKE THAT SKIPSKISPKSIPKSIPSKIP 

> Wow those boats float like, in the air those old boats DO float they're dope 

> Omg Bow is adorable he loves everything he's always so happy I love himso much if anything happens to him I will cut my ligaments off 

> Bow: No pirates? 

Glimmer: No pirates. 

Bow: *Sad arrrr* 

i love him 

> That green lump can sail? 

> Nvm they meant whoever he was arm wrestling with 

> Wow Sea Hawk is hot 

> Uh oh he's a narcissist 

> Bow is also feeling the gay vibes for him so Im not in the wrong 

> Sea Hawk dresses like Papyrus in that AU where sans dies instead of him?? Yknow?? And he's wearing sans's's' jacket and shit??? 

> Yes Adora, show him that he's retarded. Show him how retarded his sexy face is. 

> Bow grr I love you 

> AHAHAHAHA ADORA BEAT HIS ASS WITHOUT EVEN NEEDING TO USE SHE-RA 

> Oh yes, lay the sass on thick Catra 

> Omg Scorpia's hAIR I LOVE IT 

 > oMG SCORPIA'S A  BIG FRIENDLY GIANT AND SHE HAS LOBSTER HANDS AND LITERALLY ALL I'VE HEARD HER SAY IS "KITTY! JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M A HUGGER" AND I ALREADY LOVE HER 

> HAhahahaha cat on boat 

> Scorpia's great nnn please tell me she stays being great forever 

> wTF Sea Hawk set his own boats on fire this DUDE I like him already 

> Okay updated favourites list: 

1) Bow (with or without flowers)

2) Catra (she got promoted back up the favourites list again but I'm still mad at her) 

3) Scorpia 

4) Flower princess 

 5) Sea Hawk

> SHANTY TIME HECK YEAH 

> Aw nvm

> OMG BOW IS ALREADY TYING KNOTS HE'S SO SMART LOOK AT HIM GO 

> GUYS BOW BLUSHED HE HAS A HUUUUGE CRUSH ON SEAHAWK GUYS HE'S SO CUTE 

> SPARKLE TELEPORTS AWAY he called her sparkle im crying 

> Adora fucking showing Sea Hawk who's boss by unfurling the jib by herself heck yeah 

> Sea Hawk's trying his best guys come on be nice 

> Omg Sea Hawk's singing 

> OMG HE'S HOLDING HANDS WITH BOW 

> BOW HAS A VIOLIN 

> Aw the song's over :( 

> Bow's so supportive of Adora as she beats Sea Hawk's ass AGAIN 

> *CRASH* 

Sea Hawk: aHA WE'RE HERE 

*CRASH* 

I love this show 

> Oh yeah adventures with Sea Hawk and WHAT THE FUCK GIANT OCEAN WORM 

> Lmao you can just hear "FOR THE HONOUR OF GREYSKULL" in the background 

> AWWW THERE WAS NO EPIC TRANSFORMATION SCENE :( 

> Omg she jumped off the boat wow epic hero moment 

> Lol she's dead 

> Sea Hawk isn't phased by this at ALL 

> HE'S SO MAD THAT SHE-RA'S COOLER THAN HIM 

> "adora GET IN THE BOAT" 

lmao I dont see how anyone could be scared of Glimmer 

Her name is fucking GLIMMER 

And she's so small and pink 

> Catra MAD WHY HAVE WE STOPPED 

> lOL SHE JUMPED ON HIM 

> There's a Force Captain Orientation???? 

> Also hi Scorpia I missed you and your lobster arms <3

> Catra's hot 

> Omg is Scorpia lesbian 

> I agree, very impressive captain yell 

> Mermaid land is PRETTY 

> AHAHAH Mermista (is that her name? fuck i already forgot) looks so fucking done with Sea Hawk I love it >I like Mermista's outfit tooo she's pretty wow 

> Please don't tell me she keeps that attitude for the entire show 

> SEA HAWK I LOVE YOU BUT STFU YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE 

> I'm TRYING to talk to my new friend Twinkle 

Glimmer: bITCH WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL YOU I'LL SHOW YOU A MOTHERFUCKING TWINKLE 

> No dont get rid of your guard or else... Aaaand Sea Hawk is sitting on your throne 

> Ok I like Mermista because she stood up and seems a little (lITTLE) more energetic and less bitchy now 

> S E A  H A W K  SHUT THE FUCK UP THE ADULTS ARE TALKING AND THE PLOT IS ADVANCING

> Don't sit in her lap that's rape 

> Why does Sea Hawk set everything on fire 

> Have I told you how much I love Bow yet? 

"That's Adora, she has a magic sword :)" 

> Oh yeah Adora, READ THE OLD WRITING 

> AWWW BYE SEA HAWK i actually feel bad he got flat-out rejected and like he's super annoying so i see why but still he just wants people to like him :( 

> THEY SKIPPED THE TRANSFORMATION SCENE AGAIN NOOOOOOO please say there's one later :( 

> Fuck yeah Mermista BE impressed bitch 

> Ffs Bow I love you and youre adorable but hushh 

> Tf Sea Hawk where u going 

> GLIMMER TAKE BOW WITH YOU SO HE CAN HELP YOU TALK TO SEA HAWK BC HE'S NICER THAN YOU 

> Sea Hawk's little scream made me laugh really hard 

> Aw, poor Sea Hawk feels useless (he kinda is but dont tell him that hes very fragile) 

> He charmingly set boats on fire omg I love him this is actually really sad 

> OK THANK GOD GLIMMER'S BEING NICE 

> When your powers are shparkles 

> NOBODY CAN GET HER FUCKING NAME RIGHT I'M CRYING GLITTER 

> Yes I knew Sea Hawk was one of my favourite for a reason 

> YAY THEY'RE FRIENDS 

> Aw he looked so happy 

> OK BACK TO SHE-RA LAND 

She's still using a sword like a gun to turn a hologram blue. 

> Hi Bow I love you 

> Bow why do you look scared??? 

> OH SHIT IT'S THE HORDE THAT'S A GREAT REASON TO LOOK SCARED 

> Oh it's Catra 

> AND SCORPIA 

> I love them both a lot 

> Holy fuck Mermista got a TAIL 

> Catra just wants to see her girlfriend 

> OMG BOW'S BOW CAN BE USED AS A GRAPPLING HOOK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????? 

> He's so cool living out his pirate dreams 

> FUCK THEY MANAGED TO MAKE ME BA ATTACHED TO BOTH THE PROTAGONISTS TEAM AND THE ANTAGONISTS TEAM AND I DONT KNOW WHO IM ROOTING FOR 

> Im rooting for Bow. 

> Half of this si just me screaming about my love for Bow 

> NO SCORPIA THREW BOW IN A BLENDER NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO 

>THANK FUCK SEA-HAWK SAVED HIM 

They're having a gay moment 

 >Set your ship on FIRE 

> Im excited for flmaing boat time

> HE LOOKS SO HAPPY ABOUT SETTING HIS SHIP ON FIRE IM GOING TO CRY 

> Catra and She-Ra are having a conversation I'm so happy (even if Catra's being mean) 

> Catra just sitting atop She-Ra's sword is so cute to me 

> Ouch Catra scratch 

> She-Ra's so TALL 

> NO CATRA DONT fIGHT YOUR WIFE THIS IS DOMESTIC ABUSE 

> Speaking of lebians, where's Scorpia? 

> MERMISTA'S GAY SHE'S BLUSHING OMG 

> Oh, THERE'S Scorpia 

> I wanna cosplay Scorpia 

> SEA-HAWK AND GLIMMER YAY THEY'RE GREAT 

> I kinda wanna cosplay Sea-Hawk as well 

> FUCKING FLAMING BOAT ATTACK I LOVE IT 

> Aw Catra in the water sad 

> Scorpia will rescue you Catra it's ok 

> Yay the gate's fixed and WOW yeah it's beautiful 

> OMG SEA-HAWK HIT THE JACKPOT HE GOT A REALLY NICE SHIP FROM MERMISTA THAT'S GORGEOUS WTF 

> Hes so happy :) 

>HAHAHAHAHA 

Merm: Don't set it on fire. 

Sea-Hawk: nO PROMISES 

> Aw Sea-Hawk's being useful he's actually kinda cute I love him 

> YES MERMISTA'S IN YESYESYESYES 

> sHE-Ra get's all the bitches (except Catra) 

> Is everybody gay in this show??? 

> oMG BOW'S SINGING A SHANTY ABOUT THE BEST FRIEND SQUAD I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH HARWEFYGYERWABFYIHHWUIFHIEWJNFBIHWQF 

> tHAT WAS a perfect ending to that episode Bow's so cute

[sequoiann]

❧ k.mg | assassin!au

pairing; seventeen mingyu x reader

genre; bulletpointed, assassin!mingyu, fluff, swearing

collab with; @kpop–fics

notes; starting a new series weee !! 💫 back at collabing with ilse xx

okay so he is prettayyy well known in the business 

not for good aim ,,

not for accomplishing the most tasks ,,,

definitely nOt for being the most adaptable person on the job either ,,,,

but for always having to borrow something 

like 

“hey hey do you know mingyu”

“who?”

“the one who lost his shotgun yesterday—”

“oH HIM”

like okay we acknowledge mingyu’s good looks

but surprise surprise !!1!1!!

he has a memory span of dory : ))))))

he can literally be on the most important mission of the entire millennium and realize he doesn’t even have his needed sniper with him 

so mingyu is literally all dressed in black in the middle of the night

looking badass as hell

with dramatic music playing in the background

and then starts feeling around his bomber jacket and realize he’s literally empty-handed

he gets teased by the others a lot about this 

and i mean A LOT 

he’s never going to stop hearing it 

“ looks like you’re gonna have to kill the ten of them with your hands and feet, mingyu !!! ”

“ and maybe your fingers and toes too !!! ”

but that doesn’t happen, of course

they can’t risk mingyu dying lmao

he’s a great use for luring bc of his godly features

like mingyu ??? an assassin ??? what nonsense ???

more like prince eric

he’s a gr8 bomb setter too soo

nope this man gotta stay alive !!!

&& luckily for him his team always brings extra stuff for him 

one time he forgot his gun and almost had to go back to the headquarters to get it

but turns out junhui already had it with him lolol

“ just in case, bro. ” 

his boss was so pissed like what the fuck kim mingyu 

anyways 

today he’s trying to take down a mafia boss 

like whew

big day man, big day !!!!

and you were just,,, in the wrong place at the wrong time 

it was like ,,, 1 am in the morning,,,

and you just ended your part-time night shift and was walking home

and mingyu saw you turn the corner in the alleyway

so cue mingyu grabbing you and almost suffocating you to death and almost snapping your neck oh g oD have mercy

you literally started thrashing in his arms like leT GO OF ME YOU PIECE OF TRASH

you manage to somehow muffle that out although his hand was clamped over your mouth

honestly it just came out like “mpmmPHh oOMpH ThMkhs”

and mingyu just

“just shut up already, you’re a girl you can’t fight me lol”

and he just presses the ear piece in his ear and pRoUdLy aNnOunCes

“hey i got the mafia boss”

and you just ??? did i hear him right ???? 

and his other teammates were like “wdym?? she’s in our sight rn across the road???”

and mingyu knew he :)) fucked :))) up :)))))

his other team members on the channel of the call was just aSDFGHJKL MINGYU YOU GOT THE WRONG PERSON

and he just ,,,, drops you 

like literally you’re on the ground now,,,

thanks so much 

but okay no you were honestly just catching your breath and coughing bc your lungs were practically empty

and after you gain your bearings you just

“what the hell was that?”

he just stared at you omg he was so shocked and confused this poor kid

“i-i’m so sorry ,,,”

and you just try to stand up but yOu cOulDn’T feEL yOuR leGS

mingyu just bends down and to help you up and you let him bc he seemed innocent now ?¿

he had pulled down the mask covering his face and had peeled off his black biker gloves

and obviously ,,, he had trusted you soo

besides, you rlly needed to stand up bc you had fallen into a very ,,,, uncomfortable ,,,, position ,,,,

you managed to stand up with his hands around you and you quickly shook the numbness in your legs out

and then immediately just distanced yourself from him

that’s when you looked at up at him properly and hOLy mOthER of gOd who is this ethereal being??

he looked hot as hell ngl 

his features were so defined and just

askdhfsjd

but you were still confused at what happened like he almost killed you so

guard’s still up!!

“i m-mistook you for someone else, i’m so sorry”

“…i could tell.”

you weren’t really scared any more bc he seemed genuinely guilty

like it was written all over his face omg

and meanwhile,,, he receives the info that the real mafia boss got caught by the others

and he just sighs in relief internally before pulling out his earpiece

“i’m mingyu,” he introduces himself and you just eye him a little more bc you were still a teeeeny bit apprehensive

“look i’m really sorry, i didn’t mean to attack you”

he literally then turns all his jeans and jacket pockets inside out to prove that he has nothing on him

yes, he was barehanded

you pressed your lips together and hesitantly told him your name, too

“i’m y/n.”

and you instinctively brushed your fingers over your neck which was still sore and burning bc of how tight his arm was around it

and he just winces after seeing the red mark and he got 932847 times more apologetic

mingyu pulls off the black scarf that was around his own neck that was pulled up to cover half his face

and then reached forward to wrap it around you

and you flinched lol

mingyu frowns and shakes his head, before reaching forward again and wrapping it loosely around your neck to hide the marks

he got so close to you oml

you could practically feel his breath on your face

and your heart was !11!!1!!!@#$%^&*

“t-thanks.”

your face was bURNING

snap out of it y/n

and mingyu smiled bc you were so red and your eye level was to the ground and you were just adorable

mingyu then tapped your arm lightly and

“i’ll walk you home.”

and you just snapped your head up like

“you don’t need to-”

then you realized

he needed to

bc you were still shook from whatever happened

and you probably wouldn’t dare to walk home alone

mingyu raised an eyebrow and you just sheepishly nod

“alright.”

“but are you sure you aren’t gonna attack me again”

and mingyu just chuckles

“of course not.”

!!!! his laughter

it’s cute ,,, 

he’s cute,,, 

“hey, do you perhaps have your phone with you?” 

you looked at him in confusion like what, you gonna rob me now?

he rolls his eyes like smh y/n what does it look like what i’m doing 

so you pull your phone out of your pocket and pass it to him and you were lowkey preparing to stick your leg out so if he ran off with your phone ;;;;

yOu wErE goNNa trIP hIs ASS

but to your surprise, he didn’t

and to your (second) surprise, he had keyed in his number ??

of course 

he wasn’t gonna leave it here like this

he wanted to meet you again some other time apologize to you properly 

and perhaps explain what exactly happened

even though you probably already got the gist of it

but hey, you two actually do meet a few days after that incident 

and he had even gotten some sort of medication?? cream?? thingy?? to help with the marks he made eheh

and you two got really close so yay

[xuxii-sushii]

“I knew it!” [Part-3]|m

Genre: Drama, angst! af, a bit fluff, smut.

Pairing: idol!Jungkook x Reader (ft. BTS)

A/N: ~Appearances by other KPOP idols~

Warning: Swearing, this chapter is very angsty imo, smut smut smut, need I say more,

Plot: You are a member of your school’s student council and a major event pops up in the midst of your last year of high school. Managing studies, extra curriculum activities, social life and now this extravagant pain in the ass. There is no way this could get worse. Or is there?

     Part 1       Part 2

“Y/N, could you come by the staff quarters? Also, bring the practice schedules planned for this week.”

You recall your phone call with Ms. Cooper as she unknowingly cockblocked you.

Why am I getting cockblocked so often these days? and I don’t even have one. But boy, that was something. That boy is something. Okay what just happened? I just made out with Jeon Jungkook. I mean, I wasn’t planning to. It just happened.

You start debating yourself.

 I kinda understand what he said about me holding something back. But how did he get that out of me? How did I, for the first time, lose myself while dancing? It felt extraordinary. He is.. something.

HOLD THE FUCK UP.

You widen your eyes while walking to the staff quarters. The wind is blowing softly in the dark of the night and the weather is somewhat cold but pleasant. 

Ah no way. I don’t like him. I am not catching feelings for him. Or anyone. I cannot risk myself getting hurt again. I cannot allow my soul getting shattered again. My own father broke everything I had inside me, how am I supposed to trust anyone after that? How am I supposed to bounce back after they destroy everything? I am not scared of feelings. I am scared of people leaving after I let them in. Will I ever be the same again after that person walks away leaving behind a mess named myself? No. I promised myself. That isn’t acceptable. I ain’t here to get my soul plastered with scars all over it. Every time, it takes a part of me. Every time he raised his voice, I lost a small piece of me. Every time he hit my mom, I lost something forever. Every time he threatened to hit me, every time my mom stood up for me, I lost a bit faith. The moment we left him to start a new life without that useless, excuse for a human, and toxic parasite, I decided, I will never EVER give someone the power to break me again. It took me years of self loathing, therapy, nights filled with panic attacks, and everlasting anxiety to understand the fact that I am the only constant I’ve ever had, and the only constant that is guaranteed to stay with me all through this life. No one has the right to destroy that constant. Nor am I giving that right to anyone. 

Your phone buzzed in your pocket.

Jungkook: When can I see you again?

Great. 

Your thumbs start doing a little dance of their own while you were figure out what to say.

You: I don’t know, I think we have practice tomorrow.

Jungkook: I thought you were dropping by later. 

You: Guess not.

Jungkook: Are you like freaked out by what happened between us?

Okay how the fuck did he know that? He texts you the exact moment you say “Wdym?”

Jungkook: Well, don’t worry about it. See you tomorrow.

Ugh. Does he have to be like this? Oh dear God, help me.

Why do I have to do this? Is Ms. Cooper Satan? 

Ms. Cooper asked you to come in to discuss about the selected volunteers and also handout the information pamphlet for the participants performing at the Gala. You gave the pamphlets to everyone except Taehyung and Jungkook.

Standing in front of room no. 428, you were questioning a lot of things like what if I just skip these two? What if I accidentally drive my car into a tree? What if I move to Cuba? So many possible ways to get out of this situation. Unfortunately, you cannot do any of those things.

You knock twice on the door and unknowingly take a stance to run away if someone does not open the door in 5 seconds. 

1. 2. 3. 4-

You hear the door unlock and see the knob turn.

Goddammit.

The door opens and you see Jungkook standing in front you. He is wearing a  white plain shirt made of very thin material which is loose but you still see his defined torso and shoulders. ‘He has blue ripped denims on with slippers. What a simple outfit to chill in’, you think to yourself. ‘Then why am I gushing over how amazing he looks? I was making out with him like an hour ago. Maybe he forgot? Maybe it won’t be awkward? Maybe the Men In Black agents came in and wiped this tiny memory to save me the awkwardness? Maybe?’

“Hm, I thought you weren’t going to drop by”, he exhales while looking at you.

‘Maybe not.’

“I- um, actually my coordinator ca-”

“Taehyung is not here if that’s why you came”, he gestures towards his empty hotel room still holding the knob.

“What? Uh, no. I’m here to give out these”, you hold the papers in your hand all the way up in front of Jungkook. You hand two of the pamphlets to him.

“One’s for Taehyung and the other one is for you. Please read it when you have time, it has all the vital information you guys need to know about the event.”

“Okay. Is that it?”, he says with the most neutral expression.

‘Ouch, that hurt. I think I deserved that.’

“Yeah, thank you.”

You turn on your heel and then start to walk away by taking small steps in the hopes of him stopping you. ‘Why do I want him to stop me? No. This is for the best.’

“Why did you act like that earlier?”, you hear him say.

‘Fuck.’

“Like what?”, you say without thinking how stupid that sounds.

“Kissing me and then shutting me down like nothing happened. Like that”, he says and you’re just stood there still. You can’t turn around to face him right now. You can. But you won’t.

“I..”

I don’t know what to say! 

“I- don’t know what you’re talking about”, you say and finally gather up the courage to face him by turning around.

He is standing there with his arms crossed loosely while he is leaning on the wall by his shoulder. He isn’t saying anything. He doesn’t seem angry.

He just wants an answer, right?

“I don’t know, okay? It happened so suddenly.”

“Right. Did you do the same thing with Taehyung?”, he bitterly speak out. Can he see through your lies? 

“Not really. That was different”, you almost whisper because you feel really small in this situation. You’re looking down on your shoes while fidgeting with your fingers. ‘Why does he affect me in this way?’

“How is it any different, Y/N? You know what, don’t answer that. I get it. It’s your choice. Just don’t kiss someone you don’t want to kiss next time yeah?”, he spits out without any anger in his words. He turns around to walk back into his room when your brain decides to make your eyes water for no reason. You didn’t want to hurt him. Why the fuck are my eyes watering? My tears gave up under the pressure, probably. They tend to do that when I’m stressed. This approves for a stressful situation.

“I did”, you say to yourself.

“You did what?” Shit, he heard me. He wasn’t supposed to hear that. Fuck.

You see him coming out of his room and his gaze meets yours. You actually couldn’t figure anything out as the tears were welled up refusing to fall which made your vision blurry.

“Y/N, are you crying?”, he sounds concerned.

Well, there they go. A tear leaves your eye.

“Okay what did I do now? Come inside. Please stop crying, I don’t know how to handle this”, he utters with his arm around your shoulders taking you inside while your try to sniff quietly.

“I’m fine”, you say only to be ignored by him as he sits you on the couch and jogs somewhere to get some water. You wipe your tears with your hands when he comes back with a water bottle. He opens the seal followed by the cap and hands it to you. You take a few sips before keeping the bottle on the glass table in front of you.

“Thank you.”

“Are you okay? Why are you crying? I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’m sorry.”

“Not crying anymore. And don’t apologize. You didn’t do anything, Jungkook”, you look sideways to meet his eyes as he is sitting next to you in a tensed posture.

“Then why were you crying?”

“I.. don’t know.”

“Why are you doing this? I don’t understand you, Y/N!”, he exclaims while getting up from the couch to walk some steps away holding his head between his hands, “First you kiss me like the way you did then you shut me off for no reason at all. You come by when you said you wouldn’t and start crying for no reason? Can you please stop with these shenanigans? It is very tiring!”

He sighs when you say nothing. He is just standing there and you can feel him seeing you. He is radiating with frustration while you’re looking down on the dark greyish-blue carpet.

“I did..”, you mutter almost inaudibly.

“You did what, Y/N?”, he says calmly still standing in his spot.

“..want to kiss you, Jungkook”, you say eyes still fixed on the elegant patterns of the carpet, “and I actually don’t know why I am crying. Maybe it’s PMS. Maybe I’m just hungry. I don’t know.”

“I have 2 questions.”

You lift your head and look at him, “What?”

“You cry when you’re hungry?”

“Once. What else?”

“You wanted to kiss me?”

“Yes. Yes, I did. I still do”, you say while looking across the room at a lamp. That would look nice on my bedside table.

“Then why did you shut me off?”

“You’ve already had your 2 questions. You don’t get another”, you say with a hint of a smile on your face looking at him. He lightly chuckles at your save.

“I should be going now”, you stand up to fix your clothes and walk towards the door.

Jungkook gets a hold of your wrist as you walk past him and he pulls you towards him. “You still want to kiss me?”

Yes, yes, yes I do. I can’t say that.

You look into the brown yet twinkling eyes on the face that is an inch away from yours. You lift your hand to the back his head with his soft hair in between your fingers. You’re debating whether this is right or not. You’ve always had the will power to turn down people if it was needed. But this time, it’s a bit difficult. Your mind is flashing a big banner with ‘NO!’ written on it. You act like you cannot comprehend what it says, though.

I can’t do this. 

Nope. 

 His face. Those eyes. Those lips. If you could have the chance to stay in this moment forever, you would take it in a heartbeat.

I’m gonna do it.

No no no no no.

Shit.

And that’s how long your will power lasted. 10 seconds. 9.67 to be exact.

You kissed him. Despite fighting yourself to the very end, you kissed him. And he kissed you back. The kiss wasn’t rushed. It was neither too strong nor too delicate. You couldn’t pin point the right adjective for this kiss but it was somewhat..

Perfect.

It was perfect. 

As tender as it could get, you both didn’t move as if it was something to be cherished at the moment. 

Maybe it was.

It probably wasn’t.

You thought if you could stop at this very moment, maybe you’ll be able to stop this altogether. If only you could pull away at  this. very. moment.

You did. 

You pulled away. Eyes still shut, you didn’t know what his reaction was. You slowly opened your eyes expecting to see a shocked or confused or even mad Jungkook but he was neither of those. He was still in his position, eyes shut. Looking at him at that instance, maybe you forgot everything. Maybe you didn’t care anymore about anything. 

He had a look you’ve never seen before. Showing emotions you’ve never thought of before. Such a vulnerable state he would’ve been in to pull a face like that and feel things like that of the ones portrayed. You couldn’t leave that. 

Atleast not tonight.

There it went. You kissed him again like it would be your first and last kiss. He reciprocated with the same passion and maybe even more. Closing the distance between so quickly as if someone fired a gun at the starting point of a race. His hands wrapped on your waist, your hand around his neck. He lifted you an inch up to kiss you completely. He gave your bottom lip a slight pull with the help of his teeth before lifting you up completely from the floor and sitting you down on the table behind you. Obvious moves were followed after that. Your legs wrapped around his waist. No possible distance between both of as you were breathing heavily while kissing each other.

The warmth you felt was maddening. His body radiating with.. desire? Affection? Something you’ve never felt before.

His hands were caressing every inch of your skin while you tried to pull him closer which was impossible at this point. You tugged his white shirt and pulled it over him leaving him bare chest and what a breathtaking view it was.

He took off your shirt in the following moment with your lips never breaking contact for more than a second. Your hands fiddled with the waistband of his sweats while he unbuttoned your jeans. He pulled your jeans and underwear down to your knees while you marked his neck with kisses and bites earning a tiny groan from him. 

He cupped your face, “I would’ve taken the whole night fucking you but right now I don’t have the patience to wait any further.”

You felt a slight shiver running through your body when you heard him say that.

“Me neither”, you whispered before kissing him roughly not wanting to waste another second.

He held your shoulders and pushed you back until you were lying flat on the table. “Stay like that.”

He left and came back within a minute with a condom in his hand while you tried to catch your breath. He stood between your legs and kissed you again followed by trails of soft kisses on your neck & then on your chest to stomach. He was dangerously close to your heated core when you lifted your head up to look at him finding his stern gaze on you. He placed a soft kiss in between your folds when you heard ruffling of the wrapper assuming he was putting the condom on. He made his way back upto the top with gentle kisses which made you whimper in agony. His soft yet torturous moves were affecting you in a way you never imagined. By his actions you assumed this was going to be gentle-

-and that’s where you got it all wrong. As soon as he kissed you back on the lips, he hovered above you for a second before adjusting himself at your entrance and then thrust into with enough force to make you yelp out loud in surprise and immense pleasure while Jungkook groaned a loud “fuck!” He kept up with his steady and powerful thrusts which made you moan number of different profanities. The intensity in his movements was making you drown in pleasure. 

“Fu-oh fuck Jungkook!”, you screeched as your high was approaching with the increase in his speed. 

“Fuck you feel so good around me”, he says an inch away before kissing you again. His movements were turning a bit sloppy whilst you were kissing him you needed to let out some high pitched moans indicating that you weren’t going to last long.

“Come for me baby”, he whimpered in a hoarse voice after which you let  go and pleasure ran through every vein in your body. Jungkook made you ride out your high when he himself climaxed and collapsed over you on his elbows. After a solid minute of just heavy breathing Jungkook got up to throw the condom away while you wore your clothes.

You stood up and buttoned up your jeans when Jungkook came from the behind and held you by the waist to turn you around. He smiled at you because you were probably smiling at him involuntarily.

“Let’s watch a movie”, he said, still smiling.

“Okay bu-”

“No, I am choosing the movie tonight. You can choose next time”, he says with a prominent smirk.

Next time. Hm. Sounds good.

“Whatever~”, you accepted your defeat.

He chose a classic, The Avengers. Little did he know you’ve seen the movie over 50 times as you’re a big marvel fan. You quoted the exact dialogues while watching the movie which surprised him at first but he was in awe of your passion for marvel later on.

“That was refreshing”, you remark loosely while stretching out your arms sitting besides Jungkook on the couch.

“Yah I thought I’ll be the one to show off my marvel knowledge!”

“Aw sweetie no one can beat me”, you say in a mocking tone.

“Avengers 2 it is then!”, Jungkook says with determination to one up this game.

Both of you were enthusiastic at first with popcorn and blankets but you forgot the fact that you both practiced today for about 8 hours. You started to drift off to sleep followed by Jungkook who was looking at you with half lidded eyes filled with admiration. 

You woke up to the rambling of utensils. You shifted a bit in your spot which probably caused Jungkook to wake up too. Both of you had arms wrapped around each other. You look over to see Taehyung doing something in the kitchen. 

The sunlight is entering the room through blue and somewhat translucent curtains on the window. You were resting your head on Jungkook’s shoulder, you realised. You lifted your head up and looked at the gorgeous boy by your side looking at you also half asleep.

“Hey”, you mumble while rubbing your eyes.

“Morning”, he says leaning his head on the top of your head and slowly closing his eyes to drift back to sleep.

“Hey it’s 9:40 am! We have practice at 10:30. Get up now”, Taehyung says while eating his cereal out of a bowl, “Also, good morning!”

He gives you a sweet smile before walking back into his room. 

“The fuck was that? He didn’t even say anything”, you say to yourself.

“Oh I already asked him if he would be okay with us dating”, Jungkook mumbles with the weight of his head still on the top of your head.

“Date? Somebody is eager”, you half-giggle.

“You have no idea”, he exhales while finally looking at you with open eyes.

“I don’t know if ‘dating’ would work with us. With me”, you say while making air quotes with your hands.

“Why not? I like you and you like me.”

“It’s not that simple, Jungkook. There’s a reason why I don’t do dates and relationships. It’s just not my thing. I don’t understand it. Nor do I want to.”

“That’s a hard assumption. Have you ever been with someone in a serious way?”

“No.”

“Then do it with me. You can’t say you don’t like dating and relationships without trying them, Y/N.”

“What is dating anyway, Jungkook? It always ends with someone getting hurt. I’ve been hurt plenty. I don’t need another thing to fuck me up more than I already am.”

“I don’t want to hurt you, Y/N. I understand what you’re saying. I’m not asking you be exclusive or anything. Let’s just take it slow, step by step, okay?”

You didn’t say anything.

“Back out anytime you want to. I won’t force you to do anything. I just want you to try something you’ve never tried before. Also, I like you. What more do I need than dating a girl I like, eh?”

“Uh fine! Stop pestering now. Step by step remember? I’m putting a lot at stake right now so, watch your step or I’d have to kill you and chop you up into small pieces, mate”, you say with the gesture of cutting your throat.

“Aye-Aye!”, he happily obliges to your death threat.

 It’s 11:05 am and everyone is warming up in the dance hall as it’s gonna be a long day of practice. Jungkook decided to annoy you till the time Ms. Cooper comes. First, he hid your wristband. Lame, you thought. In response you hid his shoes. Then he decided to scare you every time you’d turn a corner which made him very happy for some reason as all he did was smile like a bunny when he got you for the first and the only time. 

After that you scared him three times in a row resulting in a pouty Jungkook.

Ah, this guy. 

Suddenly, Jo, your hyperactive friend, comes in running.

“Y/N! Ms. Cooper is asking for you in staff HQ.”

“Why? What does she want now?”

“Go and find out”, Jo says and suddenly gets flustered when she sees Jin is in the room. Crushes, I tell you.

You tell Jungkook that this might take a while so he should go on and polish the choreography if he wants to.

“Y/n-ah no problem. Boys and I need to work on the comeback anyway. We’ll be in Building C. Oh did you know other KPOP boy groups arrived? EXO is here. Great people.”

“J-Hope did tell me something about them. I’ll check their music out tonight.”

“Only music, though. Don’t check out more than that”, he says with a sly smile.

“Oh shut up”, you hit his shoulder and dodge his counterattack as you run away before he can get back at you.

“Suck it loser!”, you scream while exiting the dance hall.

“Rephrase your words babe!”, he replies.

Apparently Ms. Cooper thinks you can handle everything she doesn’t want to. 

“Y/N, go meet Ms. Dallas. She needs your help.”

That’s all she said. You entered Ms. Dallas’s room who is one of your favorite teachers only to find a young girl, drop dead gorgeous, you thought, seated on one of Ms. Dallas’s chairs scrolling on her phone with one hand and sipping on drink with the other one. 

You knock on the glass door, “Hey um is Ms. Dallas here?”

“Yes she jus-”

“Y/N! thank goodness you’re here”, Ms. Dallas said emerging from the small studio she has attached to her room. 

You always envied her room aka office aka bliss. Maybe because both of you had the same sense of styling and interior designing. The room was sober yet popping at the same time, not to mention the personal dance studio, which you jumped into every chance you got. As you were one of her absolute favorite students, you got the chance very often. It was like a safe haven for you; every time school, studies, activities, family, just life in general got you cornered, she tossed you the keys to her studio to get your sanity back by being alone in there. And you loved her for that.

She walked up to you after placing some files on her desk, “Y/N, this is Lisa”, she gestured to the girl who was now standing up to greet you with a handshake, “One of the members of the famous KPOP group BlackPink.”

You shook her hand in awe of her beauty, “Lisa this is Y/N, the one I was talking about. She is one of my best students and just a really nice person.”

“I heard a lot about you, it’s nice to see in flesh”, Lisa said with a smile.

You smiled back at her while Ms. Dallas continued, “So I have loads of work to do as Ms. Cooper dumped it on me all of a sudden, I need you to show Lisa around. Get her familiar with the fest and this place in general. Make sure won’t get lost in this maze of a resort we have to stay in for the next three weeks. Her other members arrived earlier but she just came day before yesterday. Update her with everything okay?”, Ms. Dallas went on with her rambling she always does when she is stressed.

“With pleasure”, you bow down to Ms. Dallas in a comedic way. She hit you playfully on top of your head while you were still bowing down to her without moving.

“Okay enough with your drama. Get outta here and take Lisa to the east wing Auditorium all right?”

“Whatever you say my highness!”, you march out backwards laughing at Ms. Dallas’s reaction. It’s always fun to cheer her up when she is stressed.

Lisa was probably thinking how weird you were, you realized later on. She was walking besides you as you were telling her about the fest and your city in general.

“Woah, that sounds really cool! A gaming parlour for the sole purpose of online games for such low prices”, she exclaimed happily while you guys were waling through a park’s gallery close to your destination.

“I know, right?! It’s called Nexus and it’s just only 15 minutes away., open 24/7. Our city centre has many fun places to hangout at. You can check them out while exploring this place, if you want.”

“Yeah, I’ll go with my boyfriend. He loves gaming”, she says in a joyful tone.

“Oh your boyfriend is here?”

“Yes, he’s performin-”, she stops speaking and looks forward, “Yah, speaking of the devil.”

She gestures to the front gate of one of the resorts buildings that was adjacent to the auditorium you were going to. You look straight to see a handsome man standing near the entrance talking to some people wearing IDs who you supposed were staff.

“He’s cute”, you appreciated Lisa’s remarkable choice.

“No”, she said after she saw the guy you were looking at, “not him! That guy!”

She pointed upwards at the first floor’s balcony.

“That guy?”, you said with a complete blank face with no emotions whatsoever displayed on your face. You were stunned. Completely taken aback, not wanting to believe your eyes, you felt your face starting to heat up. Something in your stomach knotted up tightly which was a sign of your anxiety acting up. You felt entirely empty from within; unable to comprehend this situation. You just stared at the person sitting in the balcony.

“Yes, that guy!”, Lisa confirmed.

The next second he caught your gaze.

Jungkook.

He was Lisa’s boyfriend. And now he saw you both looking at him.

“Um I just remembered this thing I had to do”, you say to her with all your strength to not sound shaky, “That’s the auditorium. It was nice meeting you.”

You turn on your heel to walk away as fast as you can without waiting for her to respond. You needed to get away from this. From them. From him.

You kept walking. Without looking back, you kept walking. Without thinking where you were headed, you kept walking. Step by step. ‘That’s what he said. We’ll take this slowly, step by step.’

No! Don’t think about that!

‘I don’t want to hurt you, Y/N’

‘Liar! Fucking liar! I’m a fucking idiot!’, You scream at yourself as everything he said was now replaying in your mind.

You didn’t stop. You kept walking. Gradually taking up a bit speed. It was almost like you were running away from something. From someone.

Almost.

You almost fell for him.

All these years when you were determined to not make a mistake like that. But now, it meant nothing.

“I knew it!”, you say with anger dripping from your words.

Not stopping in your path, not caring about the people around you, you kept saying it.

“I knew it! I fucking knew it! I was right all along. It was just as vicious as I thought. I was right! How could let my guard down? After everything I’ve been through? How?”

Your eyes started to well up.

“I’m so fucking stupid. Motherfucker why am I even tearing up? I always knew this would happen if I put my guard down in front of someone. It was bound to happen with my careless actions. How could I do this to myself?”

You were now sitting on a park bench which was 3 to 4 kilometers away from the place you were dreading to go back to. Few minutes passed. Then some more. Maybe even an hour. Jo was constantly calling and texting you as practice had begun and you were nowhere to be found. 

You were holding your head while resting your elbows on your thighs.

“I should’ve known.”

A/N: Hey you guys! So technically it’s my birthday today (KST) but still an hour to go in my country. And I have an exam (I’ve been having exams on my birthday for every fucking year) so yay! The only reason I’m looking forward to it is because it’s on a Wednesday and I’m planning on dancing like Yoongi did on the family song ‘Wednesday’! Lmao ok well thanks for reading! Have a great day y’all :)

[kpop--fics]

Assassin!Mingyu

Collab with @theliqht

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okay so he is prettayyy well known in the business

not for good aim ,,

not for accomplishing the most tasks ,,,

definitely nOt for being the most adaptable person on the job either ,,,,

but for always having to borrow something

like

“hey hey do you know mingyu”

“who?”

“the one who lost his shotgun yesterday---”

“oH HIM”

like okay we acknowledge mingyu’s good looks

but surprise surprise !!1!1!!

he has a memory span of dory : ))))))

he can literally be on the most important mission of the entire millennium and realize he doesn’t even have his needed sniper with him

so mingyu is literally all dressed in black in the middle of the night

looking badass as hell

with dramatic music playing in the background

and then starts feeling around his bomber jacket and realize he’s literally empty-handed

he gets teased by the others a lot about this

and i mean A LOT

he’s never going to stop hearing it

“ looks like you’re gonna have to kill the ten of them with your hands and feet, mingyu !!! ”

“ and maybe your fingers and toes too !!! ”

but that doesn’t happen, of course

they can’t risk mingyu dying lmao

he’s a great use for luring bc of his godly features

like mingyu ??? an assassin ??? what nonsense ???

more like prince eric

he’s a gr8 bomb setter too soo

nope this man gotta stay alive !!!

&& luckily for him his team always brings extra stuff for him

one time he forgot his gun and almost had to go back to the headquarters to get it

but turns out jeonghan already had it with him lolol

“ just in case, bro. ”

his boss was so pissed like what the fuck kim mingyu

anyways

today he’s trying to take down a mafia boss

like whew

big day man, big day !!!!

and you were just,,, in the wrong place at the wrong time

it was like ,,, 1 am in the morning,,,

and you just ended your part-time night shift and was walking home

and mingyu saw you turn the corner in the alleyway

so cue mingyu grabbing you and almost suffocating you to death and almost snapping your neck oh g oD have mercy

you literally started thrashing in his arms like leT GO OF ME YOU PIECE OF TRASH

you manage to somehow muffle that out although his hand was clamped over your mouth

honestly it just came out like “mpmmPHh oOMpH ThMkhs”

and mingyu just

“just shut up already, you’re a girl you can’t fight me lol”

and he just presses the ear piece in his ear and pRoUdLy aNnOunCes

“hey i got the mafia boss”

and you just ??? did i hear him right ????

and his other teammates were like “wdym?? she’s in our sight rn across the road???”

and mingyu knew he :)) fucked :))) up :)))))

his other team members on the channel of the call was just aSDFGHJKL MINGYU YOU GOT THE WRONG PERSON

and he just ,,,, drops you

like literally you’re on the ground now,,,

thanks so much

but okay no you were honestly just catching your breath and coughing bc your lungs were practically empty

and after you gain your bearings you just

“what the hell was that?”

he just stared at you omg he was so shocked and confused this poor kid

“i-i’m so sorry ,,,”

and you just try to stand up but yOu cOulDn’T feEL yOuR leGS

mingyu just bends down and to help you up and you let him bc he seemed innocent now ?¿

he had pulled down the mask covering his face and had peeled off his black biker gloves

and obviously ,,, he had trusted you soo

besides, you rlly needed to stand up bc you had fallen into a very ,,,, uncomfortable ,,,, position ,,,,

you managed to stand up with his hands around you and you quickly shook the numbness in your legs out

and then immediately just distanced yourself from him

that’s when you looked at up at him properly and hOLy mOthER of gOd who is this ethereal being??

he looked hot as hell ngl

his features were so defined and just

askdhfsjd

but you were still confused at what happened like he almost killed you so

guard’s still up!!

“i m-mistook you for someone else, i’m so sorry”

“...i could tell.”

you weren’t really scared any more bc he seemed genuinely guilty

like it was written all over his face omg

and meanwhile,,, he receives the info that the real mafia boss got caught by the others

and he just sighs in relief internally before pulling out his earpiece

“i’m mingyu,” he introduces himself and you just eye him a little more bc you were still a teeeeny bit apprehensive

“look i’m really sorry, i didn’t mean to attack you”

he literally then turns all his jeans and jacket pockets inside out to prove that he has nothing on him

yes, he was barehanded

you pressed your lips together and hesitantly told him your name, too

“i’m y/n.”

and you instinctively brushed your fingers over your neck which was still sore and burning bc of how tight his arm was around it

and he just winces after seeing the red mark and he got 932847 times more apologetic

mingyu pulls off the black scarf that was around his own neck that was pulled up to cover half his face

and then reached forward to wrap it around you

and you flinched lol

mingyu frowns and shakes his head, before reaching forward again and wrapping it loosely around your neck to hide the marks

he got so close to you oml

you could practically feel his breath on your face

and your heart was !11!!1!!!@#$%^&*

“t-thanks.”

your face was bURNING

snap out of it y/n

and mingyu smiled bc you were so red and your eye level was to the ground and you were just adorable

mingyu then tapped your arm lightly and

“i’ll walk you home.”

and you just snapped your head up like

“you don’t need to-”

then you realized

he needed to

bc you were still shook from whatever happened

and you probably wouldn’t dare to walk home alone

mingyu raised an eyebrow and you just sheepishly nod

“alright.”

“but are you sure you aren’t gonna attack me again”

and mingyu just chuckles

“of course not.”

!!!! his laughter

it’s cute ,,,

he’s cute,,,

“hey, do you perhaps have your phone with you?”

you looked at him in confusion like what, you gonna rob me now?

he rolls his eyes like smh y/n what does it look like what i’m doing

so you pull your phone out of your pocket and pass it to him and you were lowkey preparing to stick your leg out so if he ran off with your phone ;;;;

yOu wErE goNNa trIP hIs ASS

but to your surprise, he didn’t

and to your (second) surprise, he had keyed in his number ??

of course

he wasn’t gonna leave it here like this

he wanted to meet you again some other time apologize to you properly

and perhaps explain what exactly happened

even though you probably already got the gist of it

but hey, you two actually do meet a few days after that incident

and he had even gotten some sort of medication?? cream?? thingy?? to help with the marks

and you two got really close so yay

>> Masterlist

[thepatricktreestump]

Grammys part two: Josh Dun imagine

Y/N: Y’all this went from hardcore fluff to hardcore smut reaaaaal fast. Lol jk. No, but really. When the boys lose their pants the fans lose their shit. Anyways, I’ll shut up now. Enjoy.

Anonymous said: Omg, please do a sequel to grammy??????? 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Part one: http://thepatricktreestump.tumblr.com/post/157222084267/grammys-josh-dun-imagine

*continued female reader, light smut

“Okay, I didn’t know what you meant by taking off your pants, but now I clearly do,” Jenna burst out laughing as you all entered into the restaurant and took a seat. “Goodness gracious you guys.”

“I bet you were staring,” Tyler smirked. “I’m sure you were.”

“Shut up,” she rolled her eyes as you all sat at a table, opening up the menus.

“You’re all dressed awfully fancy tonight. I assume you all just got back from the Grammys. Twenty One Pilots, right?” the waiter smiled.

“That’s us,” Tyler grinned proudly.

“Sweet,” the waiter beamed. “Anything I can get you guys at the moment? Drinks?”

“Yeah that sounds good,” Jenna nodded. You had all decided to go out for a celebratory meal after the awards. You had settled on a nice Mexican restaurant, not too fancy, but not too casual either.

“Hey,” Josh nudged you beside him. “Check your phone.”

“Why?” you stared at him, confused.

“Just do it, baby,” he insisted.

“Fine,” you sighed, picking up your phone but your expression slowly fading away into uncomfortableness as you read the text he had just sent you.

J: Did you like what you saw on stage tonight? Y/N: Fucking behave. We’re at dinner.

You glared at him and he turned his head away, acting unfazed.

J: Answer the question. Y/N: You know I always like what I see when I’m staring at you J: Yeah but how did you feel? Y/N: Wdym? J: All those people staring at me, all those fans probably lusting over me, and you there, watching me tug down my pants…

“Hey!” Jenna snapped. “He’s asking you what you want to drink.”

“Huh?” both you and Josh looked up from your phones, turning red, staring at the waiter.

“Anything to drink?” he raised an eyebrow.

“Oh, uh yeah,” you stammered out. Josh just looked at you, pretending as if nothing had happened. The waiter took your drink order and walked away, Tyler striking up a conversation about some of the performances.

“What if you guys performed?” Jenna laughed. “You think you’d bring the hamster ball and giant confetti canon to the Grammy’s?”

“Oh I’m sure we would figure something out,” Tyler nodded. You felt your phone buzz in your lap and you shot Josh a glare before opening it.

J: Stop leaving questions unanswered babe Y/N: Stop texting me dirty things and actually pay attention to the conversation J: I am Y/N: Jenna and Tyler invited us here to celebrate, not to be antisocial J: Answer the question Y/N: Fine, sure. I was turned on. Is that what you wanted to hear?

“Don’t you think, y/n?” Jenna wondered and you flickered your eyes up, completely lost in what they were talking about. There was a second of silence before she hinted you on. “We’d get the drum kits and just make the crowd hold them up?”

“Oh definitely,” you gave a fake laugh before glancing down at your phone again, angry and annoyed at Josh’s attempts.

J: How turned on? Y/N: I might be turned on but I’m about ready to turn my phone off if you keep this shit up J: I’m not even doing anything Y/N: Sure… J: You wouldn’t dare Y/n: Watch me J: Don’t

“You guys, okay? You seem pretty distracted,” Tyler finally brought up the obvious.

“Just a lot of people congratulating us,” Josh shrugged. “Sorry, it’s probably not the appropriate time for this.”

“You’re right,” you quickly agreed. “I say we turn our phones off for the rest of the dinner.”

“Smart idea,” Jenna smiled at the proposition, but you caught Josh giving you a death stare beside you. You quickly shut off your phone and put it face down on the table, watching as Josh slowly did the same.

“You’ll be sorry you did that,” Josh murmured under his breath, just enough for you to realize. You swallowed uncomfortably, trying to ignore his comments. What was he so worked up about anyways? Geez.

“Do you think we’ll get invited back?” Tyler joked.

“Most likely,” Jenna nodded. “You guys are so talented. You’re bound to win another.”

“Then we’ve got to take it up a notch,” Tyler decided. “What’s more attention grabbing than standing up there in our underwear?”

“Oh I’m sure you two could think of plenty of things,�� Jenna chuckled softly. Your hand was laying in your lap when you felt Josh lay his hand on top of yours underneath the table. You drew in a sharp breath and Tyler gave you an uncertain glance for a second before dismissing it, and you exhaled, trying to ignore it. Maybe he was just trying to hold hands.

“We’ll go streaking next Grammys!” Tyler cried.

“No way,” Jenna shook her head, stifling her laughter. “Not on my watch.”

“I bet y/n would love to see that,” Josh smirked and you narrowed your eyes, apparent you didn’t find his humor amusing. You felt him grab ahold of your wrist underneath the table, lifting your hand off your lap and moving it towards his leg, then down, resting your hand right over his crotch, his hard on becoming extremely obvious. Shit, of course he’d pull something like this. Especially now without the texting. He laid his hand on top of yours again, pressing down and your felt your cheeks turn red, trying to act nonchalant as you were being guided on how to grope him underneath the table.

“You okay, y/n?” Jenna softened her eyes. “You look sort of uh…”

“I’m fine,” you shook your head. “I think I just need to use the restroom and clear my mind for a little bit. I think I’m a little dizzy from the Grammys, all those people and the lights and noise and stuff.”

“Okay, take care of yourself sweetie,” Jenna replied. “We’ll be here when you come back.” You tried to get up but Josh grabbed your arm, grip tight around your wrist. You tugged several times but he wouldn’t let go until finally you swiveled your arm out of his grasp and snatched your phone off the table, marching off to find the bathroom. Of course, when you got in, there were several texts from Josh. So much for the not using the phones thing.

J: Get your ass out here right now. Y/N: I don’t know what the fuck is up with you tonight J: You know exactly what’s up with me, stop playing stupid Y/N: I don’t know if it’s just cause you won a Grammy so you think you can be cocky and all, but you’re acting like a total dick, Josh J: I just want you baby Y/N: You’re the one who said yes to dinner! J: You’re the one who said no to texting Y/N: And look where that led us J: We can always ditch Y/N: Shut up, that’d be so rude. Jenna and Tyler have been nothing but nice tonight J: I just really want to fuck you, I saw you in that dress when we walked in the restaurant and maybe it’s the lighting or just the adrenaline rush from being on the stage or me taking my pants off earlier, but I really need this right now baby Y/N: I know I want it too J: Then please Y/N: After dinner J: During dinner Y/N: No J: Fine. Either way come out right now. Jenna’s getting worried and she’s gonna check up on you if you don’t show soon. Y/N: If I come out, will you behave? J: Sure Y/N: See you soon J: Love youuu Y/N: Love you too, dimwit

You took a deep breath and collected yourself before heading back to the table and sliding in the seat beside Josh, plastering a smile on your face. “You feeling better, honey?” Jenna wondered.

“Yeah I’m doing just fi-” you couldn’t help but stop midsentence as Josh put a hand on your upper thigh, resting it there above the fabric of your dress. “Fine. I’m doing fine.”

“Okay…” Jenna shrugged.

“Did you feel sick?” Tyler frowned, looking worried and concerned. “I think Jenna has some painkillers in her purse if you need it.”

“I’m fine, r-EALLY,” your voice wavered as Josh tugged up the fabric of your dress to your waist, both your legs bare and exposed underneath the table. Fuck.

“You sure?” Tyler insisted, sensing something was off.

“Yeah, honessssssssssst,” you reassured, ignoring the way your voice dragged out at the end when Josh’s thumb dipped underneath the waistband of your underwear and slid the fabric down your legs to above your knees.

“Just relax, sweetheart,” Josh reassured, sly smile on his face only you could detect. Hell, and to think Tyler and Jenna thought he was being sweet. You bit down on your lower lip hard when you felt Josh’s fingers brush past your clit and rest against your folds.

“Who’s ready for some appetizers?” the waiter wondered, smile on his face as he approached.

As soon as you were about to answer Josh’s fingers pushed into you and you let out a moan, everyone at the table turning their attention towards you. “Ohhhh those sound delicious,” you tried to recover. “Mmm god, appetizers? That just sounds so, oh fuck-” Josh began to pump his fingers in and out of you, staring at you above the table as if nothing was even going on. “I’m so hungry. Appetizers, hell yeah.” You were doing such a shitty job at covering up your act but it was the best alternative you could think of at the moment. Your legs were starting to shake and you could barely speak.

“Someone’s um, particularly hype for appetizers,” Tyler commented.

“I love me some good fooooood,” you moaned the last part as Josh curled his fingers inside of you, hitting your g-spot. “Shit, food is so great. Damn.”

“Someone really likes food,” the waiter chuckled, looking confused and uncomfortable, almost everyone unable to understand what your problem was.

“Come on baby,” Josh prodded. “Why don’t you order something?”

“Sure,” you glanced at him, noticing the way he was trying so hard to suppress a smirk, then flickered your eyes back to the menu. You attempted to cross your legs in hopes of Josh quitting it but he only rammed his fingers deeper inside of you and you gasped in your seat, Tyler and Jenna whipping their heads towards you.

“Okay, spill it,” Jenna demanded. “What’s wrong?”

“Something’s wrong?” the waiter softened his expression. “Uh, is there anything I can do to help?”

“I just think I need to get some fresh air,” you shook your head. “Josh, um, why don’t you come out with me for a little bit?”

“Sure,” Josh agreed slowly. “Whatever you say, babe.” He slowly drew his fingers out from inside you and you took the opportunity to slide up your panties and tug down your dress, then grabbed Josh’s hand with a tight grip and basically dragged him out the door.

“You’re fucking dead,” you hissed, tugging him outside and to the back of the restaurant.

“What do you mean?” he raised his eyebrows, acting innocent. “I didn’t do anything.”

“Shut the fuck up,” you demanded, tugging him to a place without windows or cars or pedestrians and quickly surveying the area before crashing your lips on his, pushing him back into the wall of the restaurant, slamming his body against yours and grinding yourself down on him. Your sloppy, messy, desperate kisses became more heated and you finally pulled away, staring into his eyes. “Don’t pull that shit during dinner ever again. I hate you.”

“You fucking love me,” he rolled his eyes. “You know you were just as turned on as I was, baby.”

“I still am,” you murmured, tilting your head back as he sucked on your neck, his lips trailing down your skin.

“Dammit you look so good in this dress,” he sighed. He traced the outlines of your body with his palms, sliding them down your figure, resting at your hips when you took a step away. “Where you going baby?”

“To dinner,” you snapped. “To behave.”

“You’re going to leave me like this?” he frowned, disappointed. “Come on, I’m dying here and I’ve already tried everything.”

“Listen up, Joshua,” you sighed, walking closer and poking a finger in his chest, glaring up at him. You leaned in close, remaining eye contact, lowering your voice to a whisper. “When we get home, you are going to get in that bedroom with me, and you’re going to receive another big award with yours pants off. But that’s never going to happen unless you behave, understand?”

“I like the sound of that,” he smirked.

“Good,” you decided. “Now come with me and let’s order some fucking appetizers.”