#we love barson

[ramayantika]

Sakal Ban

Oh look how the streets have been adorned with colourful banners and flower boughs. The flags of my kingdom fly high on the beautiful carved towers, showing the grandeur of my city.

It's the time of the Spring festival. The fields look as golden as the sun with mustard flowers sprouting from the brown soil, their slender stalks flowing in the flower-laden spring breeze, and maidens wearing colourful robes with chiming anklets on soft red-dyed feet run through the golden fields.

I used to be one of them ages ago. These young girls donned in light shaded robes look as beautiful blooms of the royal garden, which used to be a place for my secret trysts with the handsome young lover, who is still elegant and regal as ever, but alas, no longer mine.

Mango buds hang from the branches, and little children play with stones and pebbles under the young tree. Somewhere in the distance, in the extravagant places of the courtly dancers and musicians, I see a lovely maiden adorn flowers in her braid.

Oh, honeybees, you traverse in circles

around the lone nectar-filled bloom in vain.

When you have the whole garden behind her head

Why go for the single little flower of a shrub?

I make my way through the crowded colourful streets once again like I do every Spring Festival, every year and pay my respects at the Nizamudin's shrine.

Dusty paths permeate with a fragrance of jasmine and lavender, and the bazaars are teeming with sweet shops, with small vendors selling savoury snacks. A husband gently feeds a milk sweet to his wife who glows with the little child growing inside her.

I clutch my stomach, and my heart grows fond but also silently weeps at the fate that I was shown but mercilessly snatched away from.

The chitter-chatter of the streets grow louder. In every courtyard, poets and singers sing verses of lovers and romantic union in spring. The patronisers of art fling their gold and silver in fine silk bundles.

And finally the Royal trumpet blows. The crowd stills. The garden girls with large flower garlands stand on the sides, their smiley faces glowing under the pleasant sun. I smile too.

The palanquin bearing the queen enters the street to the shrine. I caress the ring on my finger, a metallic symbol of a broken promise of yesteryears.

The soldiers cheering the empress's name flank the palanquin. Her maidservants and handmaidens donning simple shades and cotton skirts that lightly flutter in the wind walk by. The crowd amazed at all the riches, power and grandeur swoon in delight.

And then the announcer announces the arrival of the empress. He rules over everyone. He rules over our hearts and souls, but foremost mine, even when I can no longer claim his heart, forget the soul anymore, but some springs before, he was all mine, body, heart and soul, where we claimed each other in the golden fields of mustard blooms.

And fate is a popular jester, its jabs hurt the heart at times, but you have to keep smiling, keep laughing, for the show must go on. Life must go on.

An old singer sings:

woh mohe awan keh gaye ashiq rang aur beet gaye barson, sakal ban, phool rahi sarson sakal ban

The emperor hasn't once seen my eyes in all these years, and I never crossed my fate with his. Not all wishes come true at the shrine, and not all promises can be kept.

For some hearts, there is never warm beautiful spring

All they get is a merciless cold winter until death claims their breath,

With Death granting an illusionary hope of a sweet union in the afterlife...

Fate, a cruel jester! The emperor's eyes meet my steely ones. A lone drop falls and I drag the thin veil around my face. The Spring breeze burns my flesh, it's cool winds freezing my once warm and hopeful heart.

But the show must go on, and the Emperor of my city, the lovely Prince of my youth, the sole Ruler of my heart walks away majestically on the royal elephant.

Not once does he turn back and I feel the sharp chilly winds of winter enter my heart.

*＊✿❀　❀✿＊**＊✿❀　❀✿＊**＊✿❀　❀✿＊*

Tags: @alhad-si-simran @houseofbreadpakoda @swayamev @arachneofthoughts @krishna-priyatama @navaratna @inexhaustible-sources-of-magic @madoucesouffrance @jessbeinme15 @kaal-naagin @aesthetic-aryavartik @krsnaradhika @krishnaaradhika .

Um so I have been listening to Sakal ban from heeramandi. Looked up to the translation a little and I am writing this inside my Pharmaceutical analysis lab before viva which I am actually not prepared for but we ball.

Please please tell me how it was okay. I haven't written, read and danced due to this continuous shower of exams and it feels so restless and suffocating. I was desperate so wrote this on my phone. So, yes, do leave reviews, comments etc.

Maybe I will post a dance cover after internals later on.

Also, if there are others who wsnt to be included in my writing taglist, do let me knowm

[endlich-allein]

Hey I hope you can help!

I really hope this doesn’t sound weird but here we go - my daughter doesn’t have a date for her prom 💔 she mentioned she wishes Paul was her date 😅 so to cheer her up I was going to get her a cardboard cut out of Paul - I need a full body photo of him, preferably in a shirt or suit, I have hunted high and low and so far come up with Bryan Adam’s photo shoot for Zoo - it could work but wondered if you knew of any others?

Just to add - I love your blog 😍

Hey ! I'm sorry to hear your daughter doesn't have anyone to go to her prom, I hope she'll have a great time and will enjoy it❤️ Paul Landers in a shirt is a rare species but I've managed to find a few 😅

© Toni Anne Barson (2005)

© MJ Kim (2005)

© John Roger (2005)

Otherwise I've dressed him like this, it doesn't look very prom but he's full body :

© Isa Foltin (2015)

The Brian Adams photoshoot is great too, the guys look great and very elegant !

I also thought of the Mein Land mv (he's wearing a checked shirt, doesn't that count ?) or the Ich Will and Haifisch mv in which he appears in a suit

Perhaps other people here will have other ideas ? Don't hesitate ! I hope this helped you a little 🤞🏻

Thank you for the ask and the compliment, I give you and your daughter a big virtual hug 💞 and I hope this helps and that Paul will be a good prom partner 😉

[specialvalentinesunit]

hey barhoun/barson/benhoun fans: while searching for a shitpost last night i realized i have been tagging posts with the wrong ship for like uh. months now. because benhoun and barhoun and barson sound the same in my head. So! apologies to anyone who was looking for content in one of those ships, or subscribed to one of those tags, only to get bombarded with content from the other. that would be because i am an idiot who types words the way i hear them instead of actually assigning meaning to them in my silly little frog brain

sincerely,

Valentines Frog

P. S. Peonies is blameless she’s never done anything wrong in her life ever and we all love her for it

[vivaciousoceans]

22, Barba and Olivia (separately or together, pls?)

I’m gonna do both separately and together! This is gonna be long lol.

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to this character? Something you don't like?

For a Olivia, I don’t read many fics that aren’t either Barson or character studies, and for character studies, I like the ones that don’t deify her. I like the fics that address just how screwed up she is. I hate fics that brush over her trauma or use her trauma to put her into a relationship. A lot of b*nsler fics have them get together right after a big traumatic event.

For Rafael, I’ve read probably every character study and I like the ones that include his relationship with his mother. He’s a big momma’s boy, and we don’t get to learn much about Lucia Barba, but we know he loves her. I think so much of what we see from Barba, especially in the way he loves Olivia, is an extension of the love he has for his mother, one of the strongest women he has ever known. Also may be where his white knight complex comes from. I don’t like fics that water Barba down to Olivia’s patsy or Carisi’s boy toy. Rafael Barba is too complex to be pigeonholed into the mold of being emotional support for two white characters.

For Barson, it depends on what era of fics we’re talking about. If we’re taking pre-defense of Wheatley, I like the fics where they’re both nervous and anxious to take the next step, where Liv is the one to bridge the gap, fall on her proverbial sword and say she loves him too, that she regrets not asking him to stay. Post Wheatley, I also like the fics where Olivia falls on her sword, throws herself at Rafael’s mercy, because she was wrong. I like when Rafael doesn’t forgive her at first, I like when he’s angry and he lashes out. He deserves to be mad at her. I don’t like barson fics in general that again make Rafael her patsy and Olivia this perfect deity. They both have issues, substantial issues, and I like when they’re addressed.

Send Me More Law & Order: bc SVU Character Asks

[unromancable-favs]

A BUNCH of dark brotherhood incorrect quotes i got from the generator

listener: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you.

astrid: Aww, thanks—

listener: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

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astrid: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!

arnbjorn: Alright.

cicero: Hey, I-

astrid: SHUT UP!

cicero: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!

arnbjorn: It was bound to be stupid.

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listener: cicero, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

cicero: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

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listener, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

cicero: Well, that's you.

listener: Me?! Is that what I look like?

cicero: You don't know?

listener: Busy day.

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arnbjorn: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?

veezara: Never seen one.

arnbjorn: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.

veezara: What can’t I see?

arnbjorn: You can’t see gravity. That’s real.

veezara: Yeah, I can drop an apple.

arnbjorn: Fuck.

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cicero: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

nazir: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

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listener: What are you eating?

nazir: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

listener: I like you, don't I?

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astrid: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-

astrid: *sees cicero shoving veezara into the washing machine while listener records and nazir watches*

astrid: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

(doesnt really make sense, but if it were a modern au? 👌)

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cicero: What’s sexting?

astrid: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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arnbjorn: Would you rather kill cicero, or—

astrid: Yes, kill them.

arnbjorn: I didn’t say the other thing—

astrid: I don’t need to hear it.

cicero: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.

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cicero: *writing a letter*

cicero: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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cicero: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

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nazir, to the rest of the brotherhood: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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cicero: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!

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listner: That shirt looks great, astrid.

astrid: Thanks.

listner: But I bet it would look even better on arnbjorn's floor.

arnbjorn: Are you hitting on astrid... for me?

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nazir, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?

babette: Blue flavor!

nazir: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?

babette: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!

nazir: Blue is not a flavor!

babette: BLUE FLAVOR!

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astrid: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

arnbjorn, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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listener: Nice rock.

cicero: Thanks, nazir gave it to me.

nazir: I threw it at you!

cicero: Aren't they the sweetest?

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nazir, to cicero: All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first– I hate you.

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nazir: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.

astrid: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.

nazir: They're not.

astrid: Haha, very funny.

nazir: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?

astrid: No... what happened?

nazir: ...Why would you fall for this again-

(nazir is a girlboss)

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listner: I was put on this earth to do one thing.

listner(LDB): Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

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nazir: Okay, what does A stand for?

babette: Arson.

nazir: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

babette: Barson.

astrid: *laughter*

nazir: What stands for C?

babette: Commit arson.

astrid: Oooo. nazir: D!

babette: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

astrid: *more laughter*

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nazir: I just heard babette call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

(By the dog he means arnbjorn/j)

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*cicero is comforting arnbjorn*

cicero: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because astrid is someone else’s problem now.

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listner: Hey, cicero, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

cicero: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

listner: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

cicero: Can't really say I have.

listner: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

cicero: Sorry, listner. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

[loser-jpg]

MORE MALLEOYUU QUOTES BECAUSE IM INSANE FOR THEM

Maleus: Who ate my food? >:(

Maleus: Im going to ki-

Yuu: I did?

Maleus: -kiss you and buy you more you havent been eating enough Yuu.

Yuu: ...

Yuu: Hes gone now.

Leona, walking out of the closet, food stuffed in his mouth: thmks

Maleus: the printer broke while printing Kingscholars birthday invitations

Yuu: well what do they say?

Maleus: "Leonas bi"

Yuu: ...works either way.

Leona: did you take out Maleus like i said?

Yuu: Maleus has been taken out, yes.

Leona: great, i-

Yuu: it was a great restaurant

Yuu: we had a romantic candlelit diner

Yuu: Maleus proposed after were filing the wedding papers.

Leona: thats not what i-

Maleus: everyone calm down, were grown ups, lets deal with this like adults

Yuu: so were just going to wing it and hope for the best?

Maleus: obviously, now Leona pass the shovel

Yuu: ok, what does A stand for

Maleus: Arson

Yuu: aww so good, now whats B stand for

Maleus: Barson

Leona: *laughing*

Yuu: C?

Maleus: Commit arson

Leona: Ooooo good one

Yuu: D!

Maleus: Dont come near me, im going to commit arson.

Leona: *wheezes*

*Yuu sneezes*

Maleus: Yuu are you sick? Here let me wrap you in a warm blanket and hand feed you soup and sing you a lullaby <3

*Leona sneezes*

Maleus: Oh my god shut up.

dw mal loves leona they just refuse to show it to eachother 👍

this is why yuu needs to be here. hes the peace keeper. sorta.

[lexiklecksi]

Incorrect quotes (tag game)

I need an excuse to post my favourite incorrect quotes from the incorrect quotes generator so I’m tagging my writer friends @aquadestinyswriting @the-down-upside-finch @charlies-storybook @basalamander-corner @betweenthetimeandsound @hippiewrites to give you the same excuse! (nsfw warning for some quotes in the *** line) Have fun reading these unhinged dialogues that my characters could say!

Enya: This bloodline ends with me.

Meara: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

***

Enya: Talib, we tried things your way.

Talib: No, we didn't.

Enya: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

***

Talib: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?

Enya: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

***

Meara: Can you cut me some slack, Enya? I’m sort of in love.

Enya: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Meara: I’m in love with you.

Enya: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

***

Enya: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Meara!

Meara: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

*** nsfw warning

Talib: Go fuck yourself.

Hadwin, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

***

Talib: Well, Hadwin and I finally did it!

**The rest of the squad:** *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*

Talib: That's right... We kissed!

***

Meara: Mira spat in Nerida’s ear today when they were sitting on the couch together.

Kairi: ...What?! Why?!

Meara, shrugging: You tell me.

***

Kairi: How do Nerida and Mira usually get out of these messes?

Meara: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

***

Saoirse: Okay, what does A stand for?

Enya: Arson.

Saoirse: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Enya: Barson.

Esmeralda: *laughter*

Saoirse: What stands for C?

Enya: Commit arson.

Esmeralda: Oooo.

Saoirse: D!

Enya: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Esmeralda: *more laughter*

***

Meara: If you water water, it grows.

Kairi: ...What.

Quasim: They've got a point.

*** nsfw warning

Nerida: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Nalu: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

*** nsfw warning

Nerida: I feel like doing something stupid.

Nalu: I’m stupid, do me.

*** nsfw warning

Karim: What’s your body count?

Isobel: Do you mean sex or murder?

***

Henriette: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Wilhelmine: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Henriette for dinner.

Friedrich: What is wrong with you people?

Gustav: Shut up, chocolate.

***

Friedrich: We’re going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.

Friedrich, to Henriette and Wilhelmine: You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.

Friedrich, to Gustav: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.

Gustav: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device?

Friedrich: Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. Gustav gets the spooky fridge in the basement.

Wilhelmine: And what does that make you, Friedrich?

Friedrich: Bitch, I’m Daphne.

***

Wilhelmine: I'm cold.

Gustav: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Friedrich: I'm cold.

Henriette: I can't control the weather, Friedrich.

[vexinghearts]

Kimetsu No Yaiba + OCs // Incorrect

// Quotes #1

☆ Hashira Edition ☆

+ Masako & Kaigaku

♪ • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • ♪

Masako : Hey, what’s your Netflix password?

Kaigaku : ihopeyoudie

Masako : Thank you!

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Masako : * is visibly upset *

Kaigaku : Masako, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

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Obanai : That's not funny.

Rengoku : I thought it was funny.

Obanai : You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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Tengen : Seriously, Rengoku, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?

Rengoku : That’s not important

Kokumi : I DISAGREE.

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Muichiro : I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU! (platonically)

Kokumi: Okay, can you do the dishes?

Muichiro : No!

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Rengoku : Don’t mansplain this to me!

Kokumi : Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

Rengoku : …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!

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Shinobu : You know, when Obanai comes over, Kokumi can get a little…

Giyuu : Psycho?

Rengoku : Scary?

Tengen : Drunk?

Shinobu : All three.

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Giyuu : You know me, Kokumi, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?

Kokumi : What?

Giyuu : I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”

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Rengoku : Okay, what does A stand for?

Muichiro : Arson.

Rengoku : Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Muichiro : Barson.

Kokumi : *laughter*

Rengoku : What stands for C?

Muichiro : Commit arson.

Kokumi : Oooo.

Rengoku : D!

Muichiro : Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Kokumi : *more laughter*

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Kokumi : I told Giyuu to grab snacks for everyone.

Sanemi, looking through the options : Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Rengoku, Tengen, and Kokumi raise their hands*

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Tengen : So when are we gonna tell them?

Kokumi : Just give them a minute.

Rengoku : *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*

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Sanemi : Kokumi, I don't like you.

Kokumi : What did you say?

Sanemi : You heard me!

Kokumi, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said.

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*the Squad cleaning up*

Kokumi : Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away.

Sanemi, to Giyuu : Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

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Giyuu : I just found out from Sanemi today that when Obanai died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Kokumi said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”

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Rengoku : I’m this close to falling in love with Kokumi.

Giyuu : Your fingertips are touching.

Rengoku : Exactly.

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Kokumi : Fight me!

Rengoku, standing behind her and holding his nchirin sword: *mouths* Do not.

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Muichiro, reading a recipe : Beat three eggs?

Giyuu : It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Muichiro : Ohhhh-

Sanemi : Both of you get out of this kitchen.

*the only time Kokumi would agree with Sanemi*

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Mitsuri : Kokumi and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Rengoku : What did you do?

Mitsuri : They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Kokumi : *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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[justkeepwalkingnothinghere]

And now, more TOH Incorrect Quotes! Starring the Noceda-Clawthorne-Whispers family!

Raine: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?  Luz: Several traffic violations.  King: Three counts of resisting arrest.  Hunter: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.  Eda: Also, that’s not our car.

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King: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.  Hunter: I witnessed the dumb stuff.  Eda: I recorded the dumb stuff.  Luz: I joined you in the dumb stuff.  Raine: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

———————————————————— Eda: What’s the scariest horror movie you’ve ever watched? Luz: IT.  Raine: Annabelle.  King: Paranormal Activity.  Hunter: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.  ———————————————————— Luz: What are you getting Raine for the holidays?  Eda: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.  Hunter: I'm getting Raine a divorce lawyer.

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Eda: *is hugging Luz*  Hunter: Hey! It's my turn to hug Luz!  Hunter: *grabs Luz*  Raine: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!  Eda: No, It's still my turn!  Luz: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!  Hunter: But we need the moral support!  Eda: And you're small! Which is cute!  Raine: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.  Luz: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

———————————————————— Raine: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.  Hunter: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.  Luz: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?  Eda: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Eda: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?  Luz: How did you know I was up until 3am?  Raine: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

———————————————————— Eda: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?  Raine: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.  Raine: Would you like me to tutor you?  Luz: That was smooth.

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Eda: Okay, what does A stand for?  Luz: Arson.  Eda: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?  Luz: Barson.  Raine: *laughter*  Eda: What stands for C?  Luz: Commit arson.  Raine: Oooo.  Eda: D!  Luz: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.  Raine: *more laughter*

———————————-————————— *The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*  Luz: I will not let you down.  Hunter: Sounds fun.  Eda: K.  Camila: No, I'm fucking not.  Raine: Do I have to be?  King: Please god, I am so tired.

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King: Christmas lights?  Camila: Check.  Hunter: Thermos of hot cocoa?  Camila: Check.  Raine: Santa suits?  Camila: Check.  Luz: Shovel?  Camila: Check.  Eda: Alibi and bail money?  Camila: Check- wait, WHAT?!  ———————————-————————— Raine: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.  Eda: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.  Raine, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

I may have over done this-

[linavloger]

NEW INTENTIONS INCORRECT QUOTES pt. 2

Cop: You ran a red light. Isabella: So did you, hypocrite. Cop: I was following you. Isabella: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver. Cop: Get out.

Captain: Jenna, Rena, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing? Jenna, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Rena is sitting atop: Oh nothing much. Rena: I love you too :)

Jenna: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? Melvin: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” Captain, scoffing: Oh, please. Melvin, to Captain: Hey, how you doin’? Captain: Captain: giggles and blushes

Olive: Daniel got into a fight. Isabella: That’s bad. Isabella: ... Isabella: Did he win?

Isabella, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world. Isabella: does finger guns You gotta look good while doing it.

Anais, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK?? Anais, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

Store Worker: Would a “Anais” please come to the front desk? Anais, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker, pointing to George and Melvin: I believe they belong to you? George and Melvin, simultaneously: We got lost. Anais: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

Captain: What are you guys doing? Edith: Like in life in general or- Anais: Not much. Why, what's up? Captain: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC. Anais: Assassins Creed? Captain: Animals Creed. Edith: Assassins Crossing.

Murderer: Any last words? Isabella: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

Captain: Which movie are you and Olive going to see tonight? Rachel: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Olive wants. Captain: Which one does she want to see? Rachel: I haven't decided yet.

George: Harold, why is Jenna intruding on our cuddle time? Jenna: Harold, why is George intruding on our cuddle time? Harold, in distress: Please… I have two hands…

Anais: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

Isabella, about George: He's speaking some kind of French. Harold: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

Captain: Okay, what does A stand for? Olive: Arson. Captain: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? Olive: Barson. Daniel: laughter Captain: What stands for C? Olive: Commit arson. Daniel: Oooo. Captain: D! Olive: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. Daniel: more laughter

Captain: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

Jenna: I will send my army to attack! Jenna: releases a dumpster of raccoons

[lymphomalass]

My, what a difference a week makes! Last Saturday I was sitting a mock Welsh language exam and afterwards rushing over to Frodsham to take down my last exhibition, while today I've a relaxing day looking after my mum-in-law after last night's drinks reception at the new art show. My mother-in-law's still a little poorly after her accident a couple of weeks ago, so we're having a quiet weekend. I'd hoped to take her to the new exhibition, but we can do it another day, as it's on 10am till 4pm every Tuesday to Saturday, till 22nd June. It's in Gallery 3 at Castle Park Arts Centre, off Fountain Lane, Castle Park, Frodsham, Cheshire, WA6 6SE, where I'm exhibiting with Louise Barson, Maggie Hollinshead, Diana Bernice Tackley, Kate Hughes and Cathy Mulhern! As you can see from the second photo, we had great fun hanging all the work on Tuesday! On Wednesday the wonderful Sue France opened the show with a lovely coffee morning, and we partied last night with anyone who fancied seeing the art!

And that's not the last event! Louise is running a creative session 11am till 1pm on 1st June and I'm hosting a drop-in session making earrings from recycled items 1 till 3pm on 6th June. Please see the fliers in the images below for more details! Thanks! Sam aka LymphomaLass xx

[rosapiike]

Hi! For the show ask, "Law & Order : Special Victims Unit" ? Have a lovely day! 💕

Hiiiiiii <3 I think most if these answers are gonna be obvious but here we go!!!

Favourite character: It is hard to pick between Elliot and Olivia but lets go Elliot because we all know I have a bias towards him but just a little bit. Olivia can take over at any moment lol.

Funniest character: Rafael Barba. (dot dot dot)

Best-looking character: Olivia Benson! she's just timeless!

3 favourite ships: EO, Fin/Phoebe (I wish we were given more of them tbh), and Barson (reason being that they had the type of friendship could have progress more. plus it was such a stable thing for Liv)

Least favourite character: Mcgrath. do I need to explain myself?

Least favourite ship: I'm sorry... Rollisi.

Reason why I watch it: Olivia Benson hands down.

Why I started watching it: A friend of mind who I used to write with wanted me to write Olivia Benson but since I've never watched SVU I had to do a little bit of researched and 4 years later I'm still here lol.

[vivaciousoceans]

Did the show ever think about going with Barson? It's truly such a tragedy they never have :/

I know that WL was a champion for Barson, I think he really wanted it to happen, and I think had Raul and Warren not left, there’s a possibility we could’ve gotten a Barson endgame. They truly are one of the ships I’d go down with. There’s so much love and mutual respect there, that can’t be easily forgotten, there’s too much evidence in canon that suggests their mutual love for each other. Only three characters have gotten a a personal speech/goodbye to Olivia. Rafael, Nick, and Peter, and Peter and Rafael’s goodbye imply romance.

[roseinutopia]

I vow to keep Barson alive and continue to watch SVU 🤚💔💗

[ottosuricatoblog]

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This is what we deserve... Can it please not just be a edit video?

Anyway... I love this one, you have to see it.

Credits to the author, not me though.

[awkwardspiritanimals]

even stars fight their own gravity

Law and Order: SVU-- even stars fight their own gravity-- Rafael Barba, Olivia Benson, Noah Porter Benson, Rita Calhoun, Lucia Barba, ensemble + a couple OCs (Rafael Barba/Olivia Benson, Rafael Barba & Olivia Benson, Rafael Barba & Noah Porter Benson, Rafael Barba & Rita Calhoun, Rafael Barba & ensemble)

The first call he answers in three days is from Devine Awaziem.

“I think you need to get away from that place for a little while.”

“This place is home.”

Silence for a few seconds, and then-

“Rafa, we both know home isn’t always a place you can stay.”

(Rafael Barba leaves, comes home, does some healing, and figures some stuff out with a little help from his friends. Featuring a guest room outside of Phoenix, a walk-up apartment full of memories in the Bronx, two cats, an enthusiastic future prosecutor and his mother’s moo shu pork, a concussion, three broken ribs, bed-sharing, the romantic advice of Rita Calhoun, and the quotation of a lot of poetry.)

A/N: I don’t know what I’m doing or what this is either, so at least we’re all in this big and beautiful thing together. Title from “Feels Like” by Jared and the Mill.

Warnings for one scene of canon-typical violence and injuries, and for references/descriptions/brief flashbacks to canonical child abuse.

(Read on AO3)